Post by Lord Hastings on Mar 4, 2019 22:49:30 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for March 4th, 2019!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Angelica Vaughn
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Phrixus Deimos
Cooperative Champions: Angelica Vaughn and Dave Rydell
Chaos Champion: Le Bord de Dieu
The march towards the Lord of Trios event is underway, with lots happening all over the UGWC landscape. With Le Bord de Dieu and Zane Scott set to face off in the finals of the Round Robin tournament with the Chaos Championship additionally on the line, after teaming last week they are set to face off on opposite sides of a trios match in tonight's main event.
Also, Konrad Raab seeks retribution after the heinous assault at the hands of Alan Wallace several weeks ago, and tonight they will face off in a Tables Match.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
“Clint Eastwood” blares through the arena and the most unique personality of UGWC, Holden Orson enters with its most inscrutable personality, Phrixus Deimos following shortly behind, along with Waldo. The three make their way to the ring, with Holden and Phrixus generally disregarding the fans while Waldo occasionally slaps a hand here and there. The rivals-turned-team reach the ring and Referee Sam Green completes his pre-match responsibilities, after which Fear and Waldo leave the ring.
“Deathwish” Hide Yamazaki enters next, as he explodes from the backstage area with chains swinging. Johnny Bonecrusher comes out a few seconds later and follows his animalistic client down to the ring at a safe distance, smiling to himself when the chains nearly hit fans in the first row. Once “Deathwish” finishes his potentially life threatening entrance and Johnny Bonecrusher circles the ring, Sam Green checks “Deathwish” as Bonecrusher takes his chains. “Deathwish” impatiently stalks in his corner as he waits for the bell, his eyes never leave Holden.
Green calls for the bell and “Deathmatch” charges at Holden like an enraged bull. Holden takes a step to avoid him, but “Deathmatch” is on him before he can get out of the way. The Japanese madman is on him like a second shadow and drives him to the mat, pummeling him with rights and lefts until he drives Holden into the corner. Holden tries to protect himself, but “Deathwish” leaps up and tries to stomp him through the mat before Sam gets between them and pushes him back. “Deathwish” only stays back for a few seconds, then makes an end-run around Sam and drives his foot into Holden’s face with a vicious facewash. He yanks Holden up by his waist, spins him around and drives him into center ring with a ring-shaking gutwrench powerbomb.He drops down for the pin, but only gets a two-point-five.
He leaps up, dashes across the ring, bounces off of the ropes and blitzes in Holden’s direction. He sets up to knee his head into the fifth row, but ends up finding empty air and the turnbuckle as Holden rolls out to the floor at the last second. “Deathwish” crashes knee first into turnbuckle post and bounces off of it. Holden dashes back into the ring and immediately targets his opponent’s injured knee by driving his heel into it. “Deathwish” drops to a knee and eats a roundhouse to the side of his head, followed by an alternating sequence of kicks and palm strikes to the same target until he’s flat on his back on the mat. Holden rears back and knocks “Deathwish” onto his back with knee to the side of his head.
Instead of going for the pin, Holden pulls “Deathwish” up and runs him knee first into the corner. He steps back as “Deathwish” collapses to the mat and lines him up for another kick when he’s suddenly grabbed by the foot. He looks down and scowls. He reaches over to take a swing at Johnny Bonecrusher, who releases him and steps back with his hands up as Sam Green comes over to chastise him. As soon as Sam reaches over to talk to him, Johnny steps forward and up onto the apron. He begins to aggressively argue with Green, so much so that neither he or Holden notice him drop the chain onto the mat. Deimos and Waldo see it and Waldo runs around to bring Green’s attention to it. “Deathwish” grabs the chain in all of the commotion and wheels on Holden.
He blasts Holden with a chain wrapped fist, then tosses it from the ring right as Sam turns around. Holden drops to the mat in a heap. He pulls the barely stirring Holden from the mat and drops him onto his head with a release German suplex, followed by a Capture suplex. He jerks the groggy Holden up and smashes him in the head with stiff spinning backfist, catches him before he can fall and connects with a Fisherman’s Buster, then yanks him up and drives him onto the back of his head with a Death Valley Driver. He looks at Bonecrusher, who shakes his head and smiles. “Deathmatch” yanks the clearly out cold Holden off of the mat. He smiles evilly, yells like a crazed animal and then puts the already away Holden away with a second “The Devil” for an academic three count.
Through all of this, Deimos watches and takes notes, his motivations as inscrutable as always.
Winner: “Deathmatch” Hide Yamazaki
Time: 10:06
Backstage, Roxy Cotton pays a visit to the Creative Director.
Raab goes right to the outside to retrieve a table, and Vain powders out and heads up the ramp, telling some fans on the ramp that he isn’t doing this as Hans wonders if Glenn missed a cue. Raab leaves the table at ringside and rushes up the ramp in pursuit of Vain. He grabs him from behind and begins to bring him back down the ramp, but Vain knees him in the chest and hurls him into the barricade. Vain stares down the ramp at the tables at ringside and again turns his back, but Raab lunges and trips him up, and Raab brings Vain back down the ramp and sends him into the ring.
Raab tries to put Vain into a hammerlock, but Vain counters right out of it and shoves Raab away. Raab comes back and tries to take Vain over into a fireman’s carry, but Vain lands on his feet, then sweeps his leg and trips Raab up. Vain waits for Raab to get back up, and they lock up again, and eventually Raab gets Vain into a hammerlock. Vain reverses it into a suplex, but Raab floats out of it. Raab goes for a running bulldog, but Vain shoves Raab away. Raab bounces off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Vain deflects it. Raab stumbles off balance into the ropes, then turns and stares at Vain, and Vain just glares back at him.
Raab charges at Vain, but Vain sidesteps him and hits a superkick that knocks Raab through the ropes to ringside! Vain rolls to the outside, and he pulls Raab up and lays him on top of a table. Vain slides back into the ring and comes off the far ropes, but as he charges back across the ring Raab rolls off the table, and Vain grabs hold of the ropes as he soars over them, slamming his legs into the apron, but he holds on. Vain grimaces before skinning the cat back into the ring. Vain backs away from the ropes, and Raab slides back into the ring. They circle around the ring, and Vain swings for a clothesline, but Raab ducks it! Raab looks for a waistlock to set up a German, but Vain elbows him away. Raab stumbles for a moment, and then charges back at Vain, but Vain catches him with the Curtain Call! Vain rolls out of the ring, and he collapses a table and pushes it into the ring. Vain slides back into the ring, and he picks up the table and leans it against a turnbuckle. Raab stumbles back to his feet, and Vain grabs him and whips him towards the table, but Raab leaps over it, grabbing hold of the table as he passes over it and slingshotting the other end up and into Vain’s face, as Raab tumbles awkwardly to ringside.
Vain shakes off the cobwebs and drops to the outside, as Raab tries to get up, holding his leg. Vain grabs Raab and slams his head off the barricade. Raab stumbles away and Vain follows him, but Raab takes Vain down with a drop toe hold, dropping Vain face first into the steel steps! Vain tries to stand up, but Raab grabs him and slams him into the ringpost, and shoves Vain into the ring. Raab comes in and tries to set the table back up, but one of the legs are broken from the earlier spot and he kicks the table out of the ring. Raab eyes the other table that is still set up at ringside, and he pulls Vain up, but Vain takes control and he whips Raab into the corner. Vain charges in after him, but Raab moves out of the way, and Vain crashes into the turnbuckle. Vain stumbles away, and Raab grabs him and lifts him into The Iceinator!
Raab checks the position of the table, and he goes to pull Vain up, but Vain stands into a spinebuster! Vain picks up the staff and looks like he is about to break it over his knee, but Vain shakes his head and just tosses it aside. Vain stares at the table, and he pulls Raab up and sets him up in a powerbomb position. Vain walks to the side of the ring with the table, but Raab grabs hold of the top rope, and he pulls Vain over the ropes with a hurricarana! Vain spills over the ropes, and he lands on top of the table! Raab steadies himself on the apron, but just as he is about to leap Vain rolls off the table, and he yanks Raab’s legs out from under him and Raab lands flat on the apron.
Raab rolls into the ring as Vain jumps up onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, but Raab springs to his feet and trips Vain up on top. Raab climbs the turnbuckle as well, grappling with Vain, and they begin exchanging blows, with both men staggering on the top rope. They lock up again, each struggling to gain the advantage, and they fall off the turnbuckle and crash through the table at ringside! Commentary is confused as Hazel East appears to hesitate, but she talks with officials at ringside. WIth both men lying in the shards of the broken table, the referee signals that Raab went through first.
Winner: Alan Wallace
Time: 8:14
The ring crew finishes cleaning up the mess of the Tables Match and it’s time for the Main Event! The Clear Connection enters first to a decidedly mixed reaction. They walk to the ring together, with neither one paying much attention to the fans, except for Roxy occasionally teasing the more attentive men at ramp and ringside. They walk into the ring together and ascend different turnbuckles, again to a mixed reaction. Once they’re finished, Glenn does his pre-match checks and then waits for their partner to arrive.
Zane enters, clearly suspicious of both of his partners. He walks to the ring slowly, slapping hands with the fans on the way down. His gaze never leaves his “partners” as he does so. He walks up the ring steps slowly, enters the ring slowly and walks over to his corner slowly. He stands silently and watches his partners talk in their corner as Glenn checks him. Once Glenn is done, Zane steps through the ropes to the apron and leans against the top rope as he waits for his opponents to enter. His never takes his eyes from his “partners”.
“The Queen of Red”, the reigning UGWC Chaos Champion, Le Bord de Dieu enters next. She enters with her entire entourage and makes sure to show everyone her championship on her way to the ring. Once she gets there, she shows off her championship again and makes sure to walk up to Zane and hold it up in front of him. He smiles and nods his head, but doesn’t say a word in response. Both Kenzi and especially Roxy trash talk both Le Bord and Zane, but both of them ignore them. Their eyes remain fixed on each other.
The Co- Operative Champions are the final ones to enter and do so to a massive cheer. Angie plays the crowd all of the way down to the ring, soaking in and reciprocating their adoration. Rydell follows alongside her, slapping a few hands along the way, although it’s clearly not something he feels comfortable with. They reach the ring and enter together, then hold their respective championships overhead to a massive cheer. Glenn Burke waits for them to finish and performs his pre-match duties, then turns and waits for whoever starts the match to enter.
Rydell and Zane both step through the ropes to start, but are immediately tagged by Le Bord and Roxy respectively. They both look at their “partners” and then at each other. Rydell asks Le Bord what she’s doing, but she dismisses him and tells him that she’s starting the match. Zane looks at Roxy who jaws at him to step out. He looks at her for a moment, then shrugs and steps back out as it’s no big thing. Roxy smirks at him then turns to Le Bord....and promptly eats her elbow for her effort.
Le Bord leaps on top of Roxy, grabs her by her ears and proceeds to slam her head first into the mat. After a few moment she pulls Roxy up by her hair, slams her back to the mat and resumes her assault, this time from behind. This goes on for a couple of minutes before Kenzi darts in and kicks her in the side. Le Bord springs to her feet in a fury and runs at Kenzi, who points at her and demands that Glenn stop her. Glenn gets between them, which allows Roxy to connect with a chop block. She tags Kenzi and the two proceed to pick the Chaos Championship apart. They bust out all of their double team moves before Roxy steps out to the apron and turns the match over to Kenzi.
Kenzi pulls her mother in law up and whips her to the ropes, but instead of waiting for her to rebound, she follows Le Bord to the ropes and clotheslines her out to the floor. She waits for Le Bord to pull herself to her feet, then lands a springboard splash over the top rope to the floor. She gets to her feet and proceeds to put the boots to the Chaos Champion, then pulls her up and whips her into the ring steps. She tries to follow up, but Angelica and Rydell get in her way. Glenn tells the two of them to go back to their corner. They never get the chance to, as Roxy suddenly comes flying off of the top rope with a missile dropkick that takes Rydell out. The Clear Connection celebrates at ringside as Zane watches from their corner, and Angie leans down to check on Dave..
It takes a couple of minutes, but Glenn finally regains control as Kenzi rolls the Chaos Champion into the ring. Roxy saunters around to their corner and berates Zane for not “helping”. He responds that they appeared to have it in hand. Kenzi drops onto Le Bord, but only gets a two count before she kicks out. Kenzi looks up at Glenn and slaps her hands together three times, but he tells her it was only a “two”. She shakes her head and drags Le Bord over to their corner by her hair. She reaches out as if she’s going to take Zane in, but turns and tags Roxy in instead. The two grin snidely at Zane, who just shakes his head as if their behavior bores him. Roxy steps in and tells Zane that he can just stand there and look stupid, because they don’t need him.
She turns and promptly eats a superkick that drives her back into her corner. Le Bord leaps across the ring and makes the tag into Rydell, who comes storming into the ring with hate in his eyes. Rydell runs over to the other corner, swinging and knocking Kenzi off of the apron with a stiff right hand, then turns to Zane, who puts his hands up and drops to the floor. Rydell turns back around and pulls Roxy up, then whips her into the corner. He runs in and leaps up onto the top rope, then jumps off and plants Roxy with a Tornado DDT. She tries to roll away, but Rydell pulls her up and connects with a jawbreaker, then a snap suplex. She drops on top of her for the pin, but only gets a two. He glares at Glenn, but stays on Roxy. He pulls her up, then leaps up and makes her eat his knees with the “After Shock” leaping double knee facebreaker. He backs up and waits for Roxy to get to her feet, then leaps up for “The Virus of Life”, but she pushes him away. She shoves him into the ropes and he bounces back and hits her with “The Tip of the Spear”, then drops to the mat for the pin. He gets to two-point-eight when he’s yanked off of her by his foot. He turns and glares up at Zane, who looks at him stone faced, then steps back out of the ring.
He turns back to Roxy, who is slowly inching her way to her corner. He intercepts her with an elbow drop to the back, then pulls her up and throws her into his corner. He charges in after her, but she stops him with a boot to the face. She takes a step forward to try and get back to Kenzi, who is yelling to her with her hand outstretched. She makes it less than a step when she’s grabbed from behind and violently snapped down to the mat by Le Bord from the other side of the ropes. Glenn immediately yells at her, but she just cackles madly at him.
Kenzi uses the distraction to help pull Roxy back to her corner, but makes sure to get in a cheap shot at Le Bord before Glenn gets in her way and orders her back to her corner. Le Bord leaps back up and slides back into the ring. She tires to go after Kenzi, but is intercepted by Glenn, who pushes her back to her own corner. Roxy finally gets back to Kenzi and formally tags her back in. Kenzi steps through and shugs at Zane, who just rolls his eyes at her. She turns and runs at Rydell, but he tags in Angelica. She leaps over the top rope and knocks Kenzi down with a springboard dropkick, then proceeds to use her height and reach to toss Kenzi around the ring until she ends up in her own corner. Roxy goes to tag in but hesitates as she looks at Angie. Zane tires of this and leans over the ropes, tagging himself in. Roxy begins checking on Kenzi, as Zane steps through the ropes.
He walks to center ring and he and the World Champion lock up. He shoves her back, but she springs back at him and slams her foot into his chest. He staggers back, but stays on his feet and responds with a smile and a headshake. The two lock up again, with Zane applying a side headlock. Angie is able to slide out, moving in behind of him and applying a hammerlock. Zane reverses and applies his own, before shoving her towards the ropes. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the World Champ and then a cover, but her shoulder is up at one.
Zane pulls Angie back to her feet and lifts her into the air, but she slips out of his grasp and lands behind of him. A stiff kick to the stomach, and then she puts him on the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Angie with the pin attempt, but Zane’s shoulder is immediately up. Both back to their feet, but Angie executes a standing dropkick that sends Zane back into the neutral corner. Running clothesline, followed up with an enziguri, and Zane is down to a knee. Angie off the ropes, but is caught with a sidewalk slam, and both she and Zane are now down on the mat.
Zane whips Angie into his corner, following it up with a clothesline that engulfs her. Roxy drops down from the apron, putting her hands in the air as she takes many steps back. Kenzi reaches out and slaps Zane on the shoulder, tagging herself into the match. On the outside, Le Bord has made her way back around the ring and has attacked Roxy Cotton, as Zane just watches what is going on. Kenzi yells at him before sliding out and helping Roxy fend off Bordy, giving Angie a chance to slowly make her way over to her corner and tag in Rydell.
Rydell hops off the apron and begins running around the ring, as the #ClearConnection send Bordy into the steel ring steps. Rydell misses a double clothesline, but connects with a glancing big boot that momentarily stuns Roxy, before connecting with a high knee to the gut of Kenzi. He then executes an After Shock, and then lifts Kenzi back up and shoves her into the ring. He slides into the ring and makes the cover, but Roxy reaches under the bottom rope and places Kenzi’s foot over it, breaking the count. Zane raises his hands as Rydell gets up and begins berating both him and Roxy, as Glenn tries restoring order.
Roxy turns her attention towards Zane, and with a sneer, grabs his legs and jerks him off the apron, before connecting with a chop block to his bad knee. Cotton then over to check on Angie to make sure she’s ok, leaving Rydell wondering what in the hell is going on. This allows Kenzi the opportunity to connect with the One Hit Wonder, and then the Walk of Fame that gets the three count.
Winners: Kenzi Grey, Roxy Cotton, and Zane Scott
Time: 11:27
Post-match, tensions are still running high.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Angelica Vaughn
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Phrixus Deimos
Cooperative Champions: Angelica Vaughn and Dave Rydell
Chaos Champion: Le Bord de Dieu
The march towards the Lord of Trios event is underway, with lots happening all over the UGWC landscape. With Le Bord de Dieu and Zane Scott set to face off in the finals of the Round Robin tournament with the Chaos Championship additionally on the line, after teaming last week they are set to face off on opposite sides of a trios match in tonight's main event.
Also, Konrad Raab seeks retribution after the heinous assault at the hands of Alan Wallace several weeks ago, and tonight they will face off in a Tables Match.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Holden Orson vs Hide Yamazaki
“Clint Eastwood” blares through the arena and the most unique personality of UGWC, Holden Orson enters with its most inscrutable personality, Phrixus Deimos following shortly behind, along with Waldo. The three make their way to the ring, with Holden and Phrixus generally disregarding the fans while Waldo occasionally slaps a hand here and there. The rivals-turned-team reach the ring and Referee Sam Green completes his pre-match responsibilities, after which Fear and Waldo leave the ring.
“Deathwish” Hide Yamazaki enters next, as he explodes from the backstage area with chains swinging. Johnny Bonecrusher comes out a few seconds later and follows his animalistic client down to the ring at a safe distance, smiling to himself when the chains nearly hit fans in the first row. Once “Deathwish” finishes his potentially life threatening entrance and Johnny Bonecrusher circles the ring, Sam Green checks “Deathwish” as Bonecrusher takes his chains. “Deathwish” impatiently stalks in his corner as he waits for the bell, his eyes never leave Holden.
Green calls for the bell and “Deathmatch” charges at Holden like an enraged bull. Holden takes a step to avoid him, but “Deathmatch” is on him before he can get out of the way. The Japanese madman is on him like a second shadow and drives him to the mat, pummeling him with rights and lefts until he drives Holden into the corner. Holden tries to protect himself, but “Deathwish” leaps up and tries to stomp him through the mat before Sam gets between them and pushes him back. “Deathwish” only stays back for a few seconds, then makes an end-run around Sam and drives his foot into Holden’s face with a vicious facewash. He yanks Holden up by his waist, spins him around and drives him into center ring with a ring-shaking gutwrench powerbomb.He drops down for the pin, but only gets a two-point-five.
He leaps up, dashes across the ring, bounces off of the ropes and blitzes in Holden’s direction. He sets up to knee his head into the fifth row, but ends up finding empty air and the turnbuckle as Holden rolls out to the floor at the last second. “Deathwish” crashes knee first into turnbuckle post and bounces off of it. Holden dashes back into the ring and immediately targets his opponent’s injured knee by driving his heel into it. “Deathwish” drops to a knee and eats a roundhouse to the side of his head, followed by an alternating sequence of kicks and palm strikes to the same target until he’s flat on his back on the mat. Holden rears back and knocks “Deathwish” onto his back with knee to the side of his head.
Instead of going for the pin, Holden pulls “Deathwish” up and runs him knee first into the corner. He steps back as “Deathwish” collapses to the mat and lines him up for another kick when he’s suddenly grabbed by the foot. He looks down and scowls. He reaches over to take a swing at Johnny Bonecrusher, who releases him and steps back with his hands up as Sam Green comes over to chastise him. As soon as Sam reaches over to talk to him, Johnny steps forward and up onto the apron. He begins to aggressively argue with Green, so much so that neither he or Holden notice him drop the chain onto the mat. Deimos and Waldo see it and Waldo runs around to bring Green’s attention to it. “Deathwish” grabs the chain in all of the commotion and wheels on Holden.
He blasts Holden with a chain wrapped fist, then tosses it from the ring right as Sam turns around. Holden drops to the mat in a heap. He pulls the barely stirring Holden from the mat and drops him onto his head with a release German suplex, followed by a Capture suplex. He jerks the groggy Holden up and smashes him in the head with stiff spinning backfist, catches him before he can fall and connects with a Fisherman’s Buster, then yanks him up and drives him onto the back of his head with a Death Valley Driver. He looks at Bonecrusher, who shakes his head and smiles. “Deathmatch” yanks the clearly out cold Holden off of the mat. He smiles evilly, yells like a crazed animal and then puts the already away Holden away with a second “The Devil” for an academic three count.
Through all of this, Deimos watches and takes notes, his motivations as inscrutable as always.
Winner: “Deathmatch” Hide Yamazaki
Time: 10:06
~Commercial Break~
Backstage, Roxy Cotton pays a visit to the Creative Director.
Table Match
Alan Wallace vs Konrad Raab
Alan Wallace vs Konrad Raab
Raab goes right to the outside to retrieve a table, and Vain powders out and heads up the ramp, telling some fans on the ramp that he isn’t doing this as Hans wonders if Glenn missed a cue. Raab leaves the table at ringside and rushes up the ramp in pursuit of Vain. He grabs him from behind and begins to bring him back down the ramp, but Vain knees him in the chest and hurls him into the barricade. Vain stares down the ramp at the tables at ringside and again turns his back, but Raab lunges and trips him up, and Raab brings Vain back down the ramp and sends him into the ring.
Raab tries to put Vain into a hammerlock, but Vain counters right out of it and shoves Raab away. Raab comes back and tries to take Vain over into a fireman’s carry, but Vain lands on his feet, then sweeps his leg and trips Raab up. Vain waits for Raab to get back up, and they lock up again, and eventually Raab gets Vain into a hammerlock. Vain reverses it into a suplex, but Raab floats out of it. Raab goes for a running bulldog, but Vain shoves Raab away. Raab bounces off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Vain deflects it. Raab stumbles off balance into the ropes, then turns and stares at Vain, and Vain just glares back at him.
Raab charges at Vain, but Vain sidesteps him and hits a superkick that knocks Raab through the ropes to ringside! Vain rolls to the outside, and he pulls Raab up and lays him on top of a table. Vain slides back into the ring and comes off the far ropes, but as he charges back across the ring Raab rolls off the table, and Vain grabs hold of the ropes as he soars over them, slamming his legs into the apron, but he holds on. Vain grimaces before skinning the cat back into the ring. Vain backs away from the ropes, and Raab slides back into the ring. They circle around the ring, and Vain swings for a clothesline, but Raab ducks it! Raab looks for a waistlock to set up a German, but Vain elbows him away. Raab stumbles for a moment, and then charges back at Vain, but Vain catches him with the Curtain Call! Vain rolls out of the ring, and he collapses a table and pushes it into the ring. Vain slides back into the ring, and he picks up the table and leans it against a turnbuckle. Raab stumbles back to his feet, and Vain grabs him and whips him towards the table, but Raab leaps over it, grabbing hold of the table as he passes over it and slingshotting the other end up and into Vain’s face, as Raab tumbles awkwardly to ringside.
Vain shakes off the cobwebs and drops to the outside, as Raab tries to get up, holding his leg. Vain grabs Raab and slams his head off the barricade. Raab stumbles away and Vain follows him, but Raab takes Vain down with a drop toe hold, dropping Vain face first into the steel steps! Vain tries to stand up, but Raab grabs him and slams him into the ringpost, and shoves Vain into the ring. Raab comes in and tries to set the table back up, but one of the legs are broken from the earlier spot and he kicks the table out of the ring. Raab eyes the other table that is still set up at ringside, and he pulls Vain up, but Vain takes control and he whips Raab into the corner. Vain charges in after him, but Raab moves out of the way, and Vain crashes into the turnbuckle. Vain stumbles away, and Raab grabs him and lifts him into The Iceinator!
Raab checks the position of the table, and he goes to pull Vain up, but Vain stands into a spinebuster! Vain picks up the staff and looks like he is about to break it over his knee, but Vain shakes his head and just tosses it aside. Vain stares at the table, and he pulls Raab up and sets him up in a powerbomb position. Vain walks to the side of the ring with the table, but Raab grabs hold of the top rope, and he pulls Vain over the ropes with a hurricarana! Vain spills over the ropes, and he lands on top of the table! Raab steadies himself on the apron, but just as he is about to leap Vain rolls off the table, and he yanks Raab’s legs out from under him and Raab lands flat on the apron.
Raab rolls into the ring as Vain jumps up onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, but Raab springs to his feet and trips Vain up on top. Raab climbs the turnbuckle as well, grappling with Vain, and they begin exchanging blows, with both men staggering on the top rope. They lock up again, each struggling to gain the advantage, and they fall off the turnbuckle and crash through the table at ringside! Commentary is confused as Hazel East appears to hesitate, but she talks with officials at ringside. WIth both men lying in the shards of the broken table, the referee signals that Raab went through first.
Winner: Alan Wallace
Time: 8:14
~Commercial Break~
Kenzi Grey, Roxy Cotton, and Zane Scott vs Angelica Vaughn, Dave Rydell, and Le Bord de Dieu
The ring crew finishes cleaning up the mess of the Tables Match and it’s time for the Main Event! The Clear Connection enters first to a decidedly mixed reaction. They walk to the ring together, with neither one paying much attention to the fans, except for Roxy occasionally teasing the more attentive men at ramp and ringside. They walk into the ring together and ascend different turnbuckles, again to a mixed reaction. Once they’re finished, Glenn does his pre-match checks and then waits for their partner to arrive.
Zane enters, clearly suspicious of both of his partners. He walks to the ring slowly, slapping hands with the fans on the way down. His gaze never leaves his “partners” as he does so. He walks up the ring steps slowly, enters the ring slowly and walks over to his corner slowly. He stands silently and watches his partners talk in their corner as Glenn checks him. Once Glenn is done, Zane steps through the ropes to the apron and leans against the top rope as he waits for his opponents to enter. His never takes his eyes from his “partners”.
“The Queen of Red”, the reigning UGWC Chaos Champion, Le Bord de Dieu enters next. She enters with her entire entourage and makes sure to show everyone her championship on her way to the ring. Once she gets there, she shows off her championship again and makes sure to walk up to Zane and hold it up in front of him. He smiles and nods his head, but doesn’t say a word in response. Both Kenzi and especially Roxy trash talk both Le Bord and Zane, but both of them ignore them. Their eyes remain fixed on each other.
The Co- Operative Champions are the final ones to enter and do so to a massive cheer. Angie plays the crowd all of the way down to the ring, soaking in and reciprocating their adoration. Rydell follows alongside her, slapping a few hands along the way, although it’s clearly not something he feels comfortable with. They reach the ring and enter together, then hold their respective championships overhead to a massive cheer. Glenn Burke waits for them to finish and performs his pre-match duties, then turns and waits for whoever starts the match to enter.
Rydell and Zane both step through the ropes to start, but are immediately tagged by Le Bord and Roxy respectively. They both look at their “partners” and then at each other. Rydell asks Le Bord what she’s doing, but she dismisses him and tells him that she’s starting the match. Zane looks at Roxy who jaws at him to step out. He looks at her for a moment, then shrugs and steps back out as it’s no big thing. Roxy smirks at him then turns to Le Bord....and promptly eats her elbow for her effort.
Le Bord leaps on top of Roxy, grabs her by her ears and proceeds to slam her head first into the mat. After a few moment she pulls Roxy up by her hair, slams her back to the mat and resumes her assault, this time from behind. This goes on for a couple of minutes before Kenzi darts in and kicks her in the side. Le Bord springs to her feet in a fury and runs at Kenzi, who points at her and demands that Glenn stop her. Glenn gets between them, which allows Roxy to connect with a chop block. She tags Kenzi and the two proceed to pick the Chaos Championship apart. They bust out all of their double team moves before Roxy steps out to the apron and turns the match over to Kenzi.
Kenzi pulls her mother in law up and whips her to the ropes, but instead of waiting for her to rebound, she follows Le Bord to the ropes and clotheslines her out to the floor. She waits for Le Bord to pull herself to her feet, then lands a springboard splash over the top rope to the floor. She gets to her feet and proceeds to put the boots to the Chaos Champion, then pulls her up and whips her into the ring steps. She tries to follow up, but Angelica and Rydell get in her way. Glenn tells the two of them to go back to their corner. They never get the chance to, as Roxy suddenly comes flying off of the top rope with a missile dropkick that takes Rydell out. The Clear Connection celebrates at ringside as Zane watches from their corner, and Angie leans down to check on Dave..
It takes a couple of minutes, but Glenn finally regains control as Kenzi rolls the Chaos Champion into the ring. Roxy saunters around to their corner and berates Zane for not “helping”. He responds that they appeared to have it in hand. Kenzi drops onto Le Bord, but only gets a two count before she kicks out. Kenzi looks up at Glenn and slaps her hands together three times, but he tells her it was only a “two”. She shakes her head and drags Le Bord over to their corner by her hair. She reaches out as if she’s going to take Zane in, but turns and tags Roxy in instead. The two grin snidely at Zane, who just shakes his head as if their behavior bores him. Roxy steps in and tells Zane that he can just stand there and look stupid, because they don’t need him.
She turns and promptly eats a superkick that drives her back into her corner. Le Bord leaps across the ring and makes the tag into Rydell, who comes storming into the ring with hate in his eyes. Rydell runs over to the other corner, swinging and knocking Kenzi off of the apron with a stiff right hand, then turns to Zane, who puts his hands up and drops to the floor. Rydell turns back around and pulls Roxy up, then whips her into the corner. He runs in and leaps up onto the top rope, then jumps off and plants Roxy with a Tornado DDT. She tries to roll away, but Rydell pulls her up and connects with a jawbreaker, then a snap suplex. She drops on top of her for the pin, but only gets a two. He glares at Glenn, but stays on Roxy. He pulls her up, then leaps up and makes her eat his knees with the “After Shock” leaping double knee facebreaker. He backs up and waits for Roxy to get to her feet, then leaps up for “The Virus of Life”, but she pushes him away. She shoves him into the ropes and he bounces back and hits her with “The Tip of the Spear”, then drops to the mat for the pin. He gets to two-point-eight when he’s yanked off of her by his foot. He turns and glares up at Zane, who looks at him stone faced, then steps back out of the ring.
He turns back to Roxy, who is slowly inching her way to her corner. He intercepts her with an elbow drop to the back, then pulls her up and throws her into his corner. He charges in after her, but she stops him with a boot to the face. She takes a step forward to try and get back to Kenzi, who is yelling to her with her hand outstretched. She makes it less than a step when she’s grabbed from behind and violently snapped down to the mat by Le Bord from the other side of the ropes. Glenn immediately yells at her, but she just cackles madly at him.
Kenzi uses the distraction to help pull Roxy back to her corner, but makes sure to get in a cheap shot at Le Bord before Glenn gets in her way and orders her back to her corner. Le Bord leaps back up and slides back into the ring. She tires to go after Kenzi, but is intercepted by Glenn, who pushes her back to her own corner. Roxy finally gets back to Kenzi and formally tags her back in. Kenzi steps through and shugs at Zane, who just rolls his eyes at her. She turns and runs at Rydell, but he tags in Angelica. She leaps over the top rope and knocks Kenzi down with a springboard dropkick, then proceeds to use her height and reach to toss Kenzi around the ring until she ends up in her own corner. Roxy goes to tag in but hesitates as she looks at Angie. Zane tires of this and leans over the ropes, tagging himself in. Roxy begins checking on Kenzi, as Zane steps through the ropes.
He walks to center ring and he and the World Champion lock up. He shoves her back, but she springs back at him and slams her foot into his chest. He staggers back, but stays on his feet and responds with a smile and a headshake. The two lock up again, with Zane applying a side headlock. Angie is able to slide out, moving in behind of him and applying a hammerlock. Zane reverses and applies his own, before shoving her towards the ropes. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the World Champ and then a cover, but her shoulder is up at one.
Zane pulls Angie back to her feet and lifts her into the air, but she slips out of his grasp and lands behind of him. A stiff kick to the stomach, and then she puts him on the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Angie with the pin attempt, but Zane’s shoulder is immediately up. Both back to their feet, but Angie executes a standing dropkick that sends Zane back into the neutral corner. Running clothesline, followed up with an enziguri, and Zane is down to a knee. Angie off the ropes, but is caught with a sidewalk slam, and both she and Zane are now down on the mat.
Zane whips Angie into his corner, following it up with a clothesline that engulfs her. Roxy drops down from the apron, putting her hands in the air as she takes many steps back. Kenzi reaches out and slaps Zane on the shoulder, tagging herself into the match. On the outside, Le Bord has made her way back around the ring and has attacked Roxy Cotton, as Zane just watches what is going on. Kenzi yells at him before sliding out and helping Roxy fend off Bordy, giving Angie a chance to slowly make her way over to her corner and tag in Rydell.
Rydell hops off the apron and begins running around the ring, as the #ClearConnection send Bordy into the steel ring steps. Rydell misses a double clothesline, but connects with a glancing big boot that momentarily stuns Roxy, before connecting with a high knee to the gut of Kenzi. He then executes an After Shock, and then lifts Kenzi back up and shoves her into the ring. He slides into the ring and makes the cover, but Roxy reaches under the bottom rope and places Kenzi’s foot over it, breaking the count. Zane raises his hands as Rydell gets up and begins berating both him and Roxy, as Glenn tries restoring order.
Roxy turns her attention towards Zane, and with a sneer, grabs his legs and jerks him off the apron, before connecting with a chop block to his bad knee. Cotton then over to check on Angie to make sure she’s ok, leaving Rydell wondering what in the hell is going on. This allows Kenzi the opportunity to connect with the One Hit Wonder, and then the Walk of Fame that gets the three count.
Winners: Kenzi Grey, Roxy Cotton, and Zane Scott
Time: 11:27
Post-match, tensions are still running high.
End Show
