Post by Lord Hastings on Mar 11, 2019 21:56:31 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for March 11th, 2019!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Angelica Vaughn
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Phrixus Deimos
Cooperative Champions: Angelica Vaughn and Dave Rydell
Chaos Champion: Le Bord de Dieu
It’s a short card tonight, but with huge stakes as two championships are on the line. The impressive reign of Angell meets perhaps their biggest challenge yet, defending tonight against two teams, one of which includes the Synergy return to the ring for Donovan Hastings.
In the main event, not only is the Chaos Championship on the line, but the winner will face Angelica Vaughn at Lord of Trios, as Le Bord de Dieu faces Zane Scott.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
We begin with footage of Johnny Bonecrusher outside the arena.
Meanwhile, Kenzi meets with Hastings in the moments before their match.
So apparently Holden and WMcW are unable to compete as a result of the backstage attack by Kenzi. Means we are getting a straight two on two match for what is the first match for Donovan Hastings on Synergy in fifteen months.
Kenzi and Rydell to start, he gets her into a side headlock. She pushes him off and away, but he comes off the ropes and knocks her down with a shoulder tackle. Rydell off the ropes again and ducks under a clothesline, goes for the Tip of the Spear, but she catches him with a kick to the face. Rydell staggered, Kenzi pulls him into a suplex, covers but Rydell kicks out right away.
Crowd wants Hastings, Kenzi wrenches Rydell by the arm and makes the tag, and Hastings comes and takes control of his former nemesis, delivering a gut buster. Springboard arm drag takes Rydell down, followed up by a half-nelson leg sweep, gets a two count. Hastings goes to pull him back up, but Rydell catches him with a jaw breaker that staggers him, and drops Hastings with a swinging neckbreaker. Both are down for a moment, but Rydell rolls to his corner, makes the tag to Angie Vaughn.
Angie rushes into the ring, but right into a knee lift from Hastings. He comes off the ropes but she takes him down with a drop toe hold. Angie rolls right to her feet as Hastings gets to his knees, only for her to catch him in the chest with a stiff kick. Angie unleashes a series of kicks as the crowd chants “OBVS” after each one. She winds up for a final kick, catching him right in the side of the head. Angie covers, but Kenzi breaks it up at two.
Kenzi tries to pull Hastings towards their corner, Angie steps behind her for a side suplex, but Kenzi floats over it and shoves Angie from behind into the corner. Hastings back to his feet, and he yanks Angie back and sends her shoulder first into the post. Rydell tries to come into the ring, but Sam Green cuts him off. Kenzi goes to the outside and pulls Angie by the legs to straddle the ring post, setting up the Hollywood Vine, but the deafening jeers from the crowd seems to catch Kenzi off guard, and she pushes Angie’s legs back into the ring.
Hastings appears to be staring at Kenzi with a hint of disbelief, glancing around the arena and rolling his eyes. He pulls Angie back to the center of the ring, she catches him by surprise with a cradle that gets a two count. They both pop to their feet with Hastings evading a bicycle kick, and he kicks her in the chest and drops her with a Facebreaker DDT. He makes a tag to Kenzi, and Hastings appears to be telling Kenzi to hit a superkick after he puts Angie in a waistlock. Kenzi hesitates as it becomes clear he wants them to do the Snap Trap, and it’s enough of an opening for Angie to make a tag to Rydell.
Rydell rushes into the ring and ducks under a clothesline from Kenzi, comes off the ropes and drills her with the Tip of the Spear. Rydell covers, but Hastings breaks up the cover. Hastings lays the boots to Rydell, and Angie comes back into the ring to stop him as all hell breaks loose. With both teams brawling in the ring, WMcW rushes out from backstage, by himself as I assume heroic comebacks are too mainstream. Commentary reminds us that Holden and WMcW are technically still in the match. Wrestley to the turnbuckle, leaps and splashes everybody. Hurricarana sends Angie sprawling to the outside, but WMcW turns right into the Virus of Life! Rydell goes for the cover, but Hastings grabs him and hurls him through the ropes to the outside. Kenzi plants WMcW with The Walk of Fame and covers, and we have new champions!!!
Winners: Kenzi Grey and Donovan Hastings
Time: 10:06
Backstage, Alan Wallace has a special gift to give.
Meanwhile, Johnny Bonecrusher is still outside.
The Number One Contender to the World Championship, Roxy Cotton, finds herself in a Triple Threat Match this week as she faces the Cross-Hemisphere Champion, Phrixus Deimos and “The Iceman” Konrad Raab. A victory would be huge for both Roxy and Deimos as we head towards “Lord of Trios”, especially if one champion was to pin the other. Pinning the Cross-Hemisphere Champion would be a tremendous win to brag about before facing the World Champion, while Deimos could argue a claim to the World Championship if he can pin the Number One Contender. Pinning either Roxy or Deimos would be an enormous momentum shift for the hardworking but oft-defeated Raab.
We start the match with Deimos going after Roxy and encouraging Raab to do the same, but he refuses to because he clearly feels that teaming up on her would be unfair. Deimos looks at him like he’s an idiot but continues his attack as he slowly drives Roxy back into the ropes. Once he gets her there, he goes to whip her across the ring, but Raab catches him by surprise with a drop toe hold that sends him face first into the mat. Roxy thanks him for countering Deimos by leaping over the fallen Deimos as hitting Raab with a leaping clothesline. Raab stumbles back but stays on his feet and Roxy darts forward and catches him in a quick roll up for a two.
Raab pops up to his feet at the same time as Roxy and suplexes her into the far corner. He doesn’t get to follow up as Deimos knees him in the back and slams him down onto the back of his head with an inverted DDT. He follows them up with a few stomps, then goes to pull Raab up, but eats a kick to the side of his head from Roxy for his efforts. The kick sends him through the top and middle ropes and out to the floor. Roxy turns on Raab and drops a standing moonsault on him, pops to her feet and then lands a standing somersault knee drop. She pulls Raab up, whips him into the ropes and connects with a spinning leg kick. She drags him into the corner and slams into him with the “Kitty Buster”, then drags him out of the corner and lands the Double D- DT.
She drops for the pin and gets a two before it’s broken up by a “Meteor Press” from Deimos. He pulls Roxy up, connects with “The Numbing” and throws her from the ring. He turns to keep the pressure on Raab, but is picked up and driven into the mat with a ring shaking spinebuster. He pulls Deimos up and connects with a leaping double-knee facebreaker that sends Deimos back into the ropes. Raab follows up with a superkick that nearly sends Deimos out of the ring, but he bounces off and Raab kicks him the stomach, pulls him up and powerbombs him into the corner. Deimos head smacks off of the turnbuckle post and he bounces back into the ring before Raab flattens him with a clothesline. He leaps to the top rope and leaps off. He slams into Deimos with a frogsplash which gets him a two.
Raab pulls Deimos up grabs him for a suplex, but Deimos blocks it. He tries again, but gets the same result. He tries for a third, but is rocked by a springboard dropkick from behind. He falls on top of Deimos as Roxy gets to her feet. She pulls Raab up and throws him into the corner, then pulls Deimos up and whips him in as well. She connects with a splash to the corner, then leaps up onto the turnbuckle as both men stumble out. She lands a meteora on Raab, then bounces off of the ropes and drives her knee into the side of Deimos head with a running knee strike. She pulls Deimos up and goes for a second running knee strike, but he ducks it at the last second and she accidentally takes out Referee Glenn Burke. She stands up and shakes Burke, but turns back towards Raab when he doesn’t move. She’s suddenly yanked up from behind, thrown into the air and obliterated with a European uppercut. Raab is pulled on top of Roxy and the attacker, who is revealed to be Zane Scott, grabs Burke, pulls him over and gives him a good shake to wake him up.
He steps out to the apron as Burke starts the count, but both he and Burke stop when Raab stands up and declares that he won’t beat Roxy that way. Zane rolls his eyes and shrugs, then drops off of the apron and leaves. Raab turns to pull Roxy up but is taken down with a spear from Deimos, which he follows up with a neckbreaker and the leaps up onto the turnbuckle and lands the “Fainting” on him, which he follows up with “The Numbing”. He climbs to the top, appearing to go for another “Meteor Press”, when Roxy lunges in and crotches him on the top rope. She climbs up on the second rope, grabs him, pushes back and slams him into the mat with the “Muff Diver”, then goes for the pin but he gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last second.
She gets up and pulls him to center ring, as Raab begins to stir after eating about half of Deimos arsenal. She pulls Deimos up and connects with a second “Muff Diver”, then a Double D-DT but only gets a two-point-nine as Raab breaks it up right as Burke’s hand is about to hit the mat for the three. He pulls Roxy up and lifts her up for “The Icenator”, but she counters it and drops behind him, then kicks him in the knee. She spnis him around and drives a foot into his stomach and flattens him with an “Unprittier”. She goes for the pin, but he kicks out. She pulls him up and plants him back into the mat with a leaping guillotine leg drop before she catches a charging Deimos with a running knee strike to his head, a “Muff Diver” and the Double D-DT for the win.
Winner: Roxy Cotton
Time: 12:14
Johnny Bonecrusher has made his way to the loading area of the arena.
Unsane’s “No Reprieve” begins to blare throughout the arena as the tortured guitar of Chris Spencer and the droning bass of Dave Curran join with Vinnie Signorelli’s punishing drumming. The three men hammer out their angry and unrefined sound as Zane’s new video package plays in the background. Thirty second in Chris begins to belt out the lyrics in his recognized angry and rough sounding style as Zane walks out onto the stage. He pauses at the top of the ramp and looks out across the arena, his expression is calm but intense.
Vinegar: This is a main event everyone has been waiting weeks for!
Lieberjosch: You thought this main event already happened.
Covert Jay: Burn!
Vinegar: Ahem.
After a few moments he walks down the ramp, slapping hands with a few fans along the way before he gets to the ring. He grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, then steps between the top and middle ropes and into the ring. He walks over to his corner, ascends it and holds his arms up. After a few moments he drops back down and leans against the corner.
Richard Vaughn, dressed in a pompous attire of puffy reds and blacks, and wearing a foppy hat, walks out onto the entrance ramp and cries out for all to hear:
“ALL RISE FOR THE QUEEN OF RED'S PROCESSIONAL! ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!”
Vinegar: Do you think Ichabod is gnashing his teeth that his record is up for grabs?
Lieberjosch: Knowing him, he's probably teary-eyed with pride.
As the audience is encouraged to stand, a fanfare of trumpets begins “The March of the Queen of Red.” Two lines of men wearing black uniforms with silver pins march down the aisle until the path is filled, then turn to face one another and salute with fists punched to chests. Four large men, with arms bare to show oiled muscles, carry a chair covered in silk. The Queen of Red sits on the chair wearing a robe of red with silver slashes up and down the lengths of her arms. Le Bord de Dieu wears a white mask on her face and her hair is pulled back in an elaborate braid. They are followed by a four-member team of colorguard, two carrying large poles with the flag of Lacklanland, the Purple Fist on a field of black, one with a snare drum slung over a shoulder keeping time, a third carrying The Knocker, the famed maul of the nation’s founder.
Covert Jay: Uh oh...
Vinegar: Zane drops from the ring and plows through Le Bord's honor guard, tossing them left and right!
Lieberjosch: Richard Vaughn attempts to step in between Zane and Le Bord, but eats a massive clothesline for his trouble!
Covert Jay: His hat flew into the crowd!!
Vinegar: Zane grabs one of the Lacklanland flags and marches toward Le Bord, but she dives headfirst into him, clipping his shoulder with the Chaos Championship and causing him to drop the flag!
Lieberjosch: Rhombus is vigorously ringing the bell to signal the start of the match!!
Vinegar: She rolls quickly to her feet, and spins about, running at Zane as she flips the Championship over her shoulder.
Covert Jay: SMACK! Bordy whips the belt overhead and into the massive chest of Scott, sending him stumbling toward the ramp.
Vinegar: He drops into a crouch, however, and explodes at the still-advancing Champion with a massive spear!
Lieberjosch: He's got that flag again, and begins bludgeoning the Queen of Red with it!
Vinegar: She's writhing around on the floor, but Zane will not relent this assault!
Covert Jay: Bordy manages to get the belt up to shield herself, and Zane recoils from the impact of striking it.
Lieberjosch: Kicking his legs from beneath him, Bordy rolls away from Scott, and uses the security barrier to slowly climb to her feet.
Vinegar: She snarls as she immediately launches herself at where The Personification of Hate has gone to his knees.
Covert Jay: DID YOU SEE THAT MASSIVE UPPERCUT!?!
Vinegar: Scott nearly sent Bordy into a full backflip, and folks, we have yet to see the two of them tie up in the ring yet.
Lieberjosch: Disgusting.
Covert Jay: Zane goes to advance on the unmoving figure of de Dieu, OH!
Vinegar: She lulled him into a false sense of security, and he paid for it when he stepped over the dropped flagpole!
Covert Jay: Bordy grabbed it and lifted it right into his testicular fortitude.
Vinegar: She goes to pull the flagpole up, but poor Scott is wrapped around it in the fetal position, groaning in agony.
Lieberjosch: Giving up the tug-o-war, she drops the flagpole and looks around for another weapon.
Covert Jay: Yeah, who does she think she is, Roxy Cotton??
Vinegar: Her eyes fall on the overturned chair that the honor guard left behind and she pounces on it, dragging it down the ramp.
Lieberjosch: What is she doing?
Vinegar: She lays the back over Scott, then hops up on the security barrier...
Lieberjosch: Double stomp into the back of the chair, cracking over his body!
Covert Jay: The Queen's sacred chair!
Vinegar: Bordy gets to her feet and hooks Zane's arms, beginning the hellacious task of dragging him to the ring to try and put him away!
Lieberjosch: She has miles to go before he sleeps.
Vinegar: Up on the apron, and Bordy leaps up onto Zane's chest, wrapping her arms around him and unleashing a vicious series of headbutts.
Lieberjosch: He's splayed out across the apron, and she uses him like a ladder to climb in to the ring and then drags him in behind her!
Covert Jay: There's the cover!
1..
2..
Covert Jay: Zane kicks out!!
Vinegar: He flings her off of him as he rolls away, clutching at his midsection.
Lieberjosch: Bordy gave Zane helluva beating on that midsection the last time they tangled, but she's mostly ignored the bum knee he allegedly has.
Vinegar: Allegedly?
Lieberjosch: I haven't seen him favor it at all this year.
Vinegar: On the other hand, Le Bord may be dealing with her own knee problems after that unprovoked attack from Kenzi Grey last week!
Covert Jay: Look out Zane!
Vinegar: Just as he was getting to his knees, the Champ rushed at him, but Zane saw it coming and grabs the top rope, spilling her to the outside!
Lieberjosch: She lands on the apron!
Vinegar: Zane notices, though, and reaches through the ropes to grab her by the hair.
Lieberjosch: He runs the ropes with Bordy in tow, smashing her face against the turnpost!
Vinegar: As she crumples, Scott grabs Lacklan's arm and shoves it into the second turnbuckle pad, yanking it through and trapping her arm!
Lieberjosch: He kicks her feet from under her with cold intent, leaving her dangling by her one arm!
Vinegar: Bordy struggles to get free, but Zane has her trapped with the Arm and Hammered!
Lieberjosch: Grabbing the ropes for leverage, he kicks and stomps at her trapped arm, dragging screams of pain from the Queen of Red!
Vinegar: What the.. what is he doing out here??
Lieberjosch: Hide Yamazaki has burst through the curtain, tailed by several members of security!
Vinegar: "Deathwish" turns on the ramp, unfurling the chain around his neck and motioning for security to make their move.
Lieberjosch: Several of them try to dart in, one at a time, but are met with the business end of that chain like a cracking whip!
Covert Jay: Which end is the business end?
Lieberjosch: Shut up.
Vinegar: Yamazaki turns again and runs down to slide into the ring...
Lieberjosch: Zane Scott meets him with double fisted sledge strikes just as he was getting to his knees.
Vinegar: Yamazaki whips his chain out, wrapping it around one of Zane's legs.
Lieberjosch: Zane isn't fazed, and before Hide can yank, delivers a chain-wrapped punt-kick to the side of Hide's head!!
Vinegar: Oh, Deathwish's lights are out. Security is making their way down to carry him out of the ring as Zane backs away, shaking his head.
Lieberjosch: EMTs now coming down as it seems like Hide may be severely concussed.
Vinegar: Zane has forgotten all about the interruption, he is staring down at the chain around his leg.
Lieberjosch: He turns back to where Bordy is fighting to free herself, and sets off in a run, this isn't going to be good!
Vinegar: As the P.o.P. barrels back across the ring, Bordy manages to get her feet on the side of the ring and yank her arm free, falling backward to ringside!
Lieberjosch: Zane catches on in the nick of time and launches himself through the rope and into Bordy with a diving clothesline!!
Covert Jay: They're both laid out!
Vinegar: It looks like a car wreck at ringside, and neither Zane nor Bordy are moving.
Covert Jay: Wait! Zane is pulling himself to his feet.
Lieberjosch: Why is he coming over here?
Vinegar: Zane Scott is clearing the announce table off, he's looking to end this one!
Lieberjosch: Remember that if he does, he's not only the Chaos Champion, but the #1 Contender for the World Championship.
Vinegar: Yeah, but he's promised to relinquish them immediately if he should win either one.
Lieberjosch: All these years Zane has been fighting to prove he's not some dumb mule, and Ichabod is going to force him to act like one.
Vinegar: Zane has dragged Bordy over to the announce table, and tossed her on top of it, only to climb up behind her.
Lieberjosch: Couple of token stomps with his chain-wrapped leg for good measure and--
Vinegar: Le Bord explodes to her feet suddenly, springing up to wrap herself around Zane like a rabid spider monkey!
Lieberjosch: The force of that attack sends Scott off balance, and they both fall off the announce table toward the ring and --
Vinegar: JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!! THEY JUST FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND THROUGH THE RING STEPS, ZANE FIRST!
Lieberjosch: The challenger definitely took the majority of that impact, and...
Vinegar: Le Bord is up! She stumbles to her feet behind Zane.
Covert Jay: L'étreinte de Dieu!!
Vinegar: Bordy drags Zane into the ring one more time and covers...
1..
2..
3!!!
Dennis: Your winner, and STILL UGWC CHAOS CHAMPION!! LE BORD DE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU!!
Vinegar: Another violent and passionate display from both competitors, and Bordy wins the Round Robin!
Lieberjosch: You sure this time?
Covert Jay: I can't believe no one thought to pick up The Knocker during this whole mess.
Winner: Le Bord de Dieu
Time: 11:27
As Bordy celebrates her victory, Ichabod comes out to the stage. He congratulates her on her victory, and underlines how impressed he was with the efforts of both competitors. Ichy reminds everyone that Roxy Cotton has requested to delay her shot at the World Title, but Ichabod still wants the World Title to be defended at Lord of Trios in a triple threat. To that end, he announces that both Bordy AND Zane will advance to the match and challenge Angie Vaughn. Ichabod has one more detail to add to the match, that after everything he has seen in recent weeks, he feels that a special guest referee is warranted…
...Dave Rydell.
End Show
Kenzi/Hastings - 7.33
Angell - 7.25
Le Bord de Dieu - 7.70
Zane Scott - 7.48
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Angelica Vaughn
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Phrixus Deimos
Cooperative Champions: Angelica Vaughn and Dave Rydell
Chaos Champion: Le Bord de Dieu
It’s a short card tonight, but with huge stakes as two championships are on the line. The impressive reign of Angell meets perhaps their biggest challenge yet, defending tonight against two teams, one of which includes the Synergy return to the ring for Donovan Hastings.
In the main event, not only is the Chaos Championship on the line, but the winner will face Angelica Vaughn at Lord of Trios, as Le Bord de Dieu faces Zane Scott.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
We begin with footage of Johnny Bonecrusher outside the arena.
Meanwhile, Kenzi meets with Hastings in the moments before their match.
Cooperative Championship
Angell vs Orson/McWrestleyface vs Grey/Hastingsi
Angell vs Orson/McWrestleyface vs Grey/Hastingsi
So apparently Holden and WMcW are unable to compete as a result of the backstage attack by Kenzi. Means we are getting a straight two on two match for what is the first match for Donovan Hastings on Synergy in fifteen months.
Kenzi and Rydell to start, he gets her into a side headlock. She pushes him off and away, but he comes off the ropes and knocks her down with a shoulder tackle. Rydell off the ropes again and ducks under a clothesline, goes for the Tip of the Spear, but she catches him with a kick to the face. Rydell staggered, Kenzi pulls him into a suplex, covers but Rydell kicks out right away.
Crowd wants Hastings, Kenzi wrenches Rydell by the arm and makes the tag, and Hastings comes and takes control of his former nemesis, delivering a gut buster. Springboard arm drag takes Rydell down, followed up by a half-nelson leg sweep, gets a two count. Hastings goes to pull him back up, but Rydell catches him with a jaw breaker that staggers him, and drops Hastings with a swinging neckbreaker. Both are down for a moment, but Rydell rolls to his corner, makes the tag to Angie Vaughn.
Angie rushes into the ring, but right into a knee lift from Hastings. He comes off the ropes but she takes him down with a drop toe hold. Angie rolls right to her feet as Hastings gets to his knees, only for her to catch him in the chest with a stiff kick. Angie unleashes a series of kicks as the crowd chants “OBVS” after each one. She winds up for a final kick, catching him right in the side of the head. Angie covers, but Kenzi breaks it up at two.
Kenzi tries to pull Hastings towards their corner, Angie steps behind her for a side suplex, but Kenzi floats over it and shoves Angie from behind into the corner. Hastings back to his feet, and he yanks Angie back and sends her shoulder first into the post. Rydell tries to come into the ring, but Sam Green cuts him off. Kenzi goes to the outside and pulls Angie by the legs to straddle the ring post, setting up the Hollywood Vine, but the deafening jeers from the crowd seems to catch Kenzi off guard, and she pushes Angie’s legs back into the ring.
Hastings appears to be staring at Kenzi with a hint of disbelief, glancing around the arena and rolling his eyes. He pulls Angie back to the center of the ring, she catches him by surprise with a cradle that gets a two count. They both pop to their feet with Hastings evading a bicycle kick, and he kicks her in the chest and drops her with a Facebreaker DDT. He makes a tag to Kenzi, and Hastings appears to be telling Kenzi to hit a superkick after he puts Angie in a waistlock. Kenzi hesitates as it becomes clear he wants them to do the Snap Trap, and it’s enough of an opening for Angie to make a tag to Rydell.
Rydell rushes into the ring and ducks under a clothesline from Kenzi, comes off the ropes and drills her with the Tip of the Spear. Rydell covers, but Hastings breaks up the cover. Hastings lays the boots to Rydell, and Angie comes back into the ring to stop him as all hell breaks loose. With both teams brawling in the ring, WMcW rushes out from backstage, by himself as I assume heroic comebacks are too mainstream. Commentary reminds us that Holden and WMcW are technically still in the match. Wrestley to the turnbuckle, leaps and splashes everybody. Hurricarana sends Angie sprawling to the outside, but WMcW turns right into the Virus of Life! Rydell goes for the cover, but Hastings grabs him and hurls him through the ropes to the outside. Kenzi plants WMcW with The Walk of Fame and covers, and we have new champions!!!
Winners: Kenzi Grey and Donovan Hastings
Time: 10:06
~Commercial Break~
Backstage, Alan Wallace has a special gift to give.
Meanwhile, Johnny Bonecrusher is still outside.
Konrad Raab vs Phrixus Deimos vs Roxy Cotton
The Number One Contender to the World Championship, Roxy Cotton, finds herself in a Triple Threat Match this week as she faces the Cross-Hemisphere Champion, Phrixus Deimos and “The Iceman” Konrad Raab. A victory would be huge for both Roxy and Deimos as we head towards “Lord of Trios”, especially if one champion was to pin the other. Pinning the Cross-Hemisphere Champion would be a tremendous win to brag about before facing the World Champion, while Deimos could argue a claim to the World Championship if he can pin the Number One Contender. Pinning either Roxy or Deimos would be an enormous momentum shift for the hardworking but oft-defeated Raab.
We start the match with Deimos going after Roxy and encouraging Raab to do the same, but he refuses to because he clearly feels that teaming up on her would be unfair. Deimos looks at him like he’s an idiot but continues his attack as he slowly drives Roxy back into the ropes. Once he gets her there, he goes to whip her across the ring, but Raab catches him by surprise with a drop toe hold that sends him face first into the mat. Roxy thanks him for countering Deimos by leaping over the fallen Deimos as hitting Raab with a leaping clothesline. Raab stumbles back but stays on his feet and Roxy darts forward and catches him in a quick roll up for a two.
Raab pops up to his feet at the same time as Roxy and suplexes her into the far corner. He doesn’t get to follow up as Deimos knees him in the back and slams him down onto the back of his head with an inverted DDT. He follows them up with a few stomps, then goes to pull Raab up, but eats a kick to the side of his head from Roxy for his efforts. The kick sends him through the top and middle ropes and out to the floor. Roxy turns on Raab and drops a standing moonsault on him, pops to her feet and then lands a standing somersault knee drop. She pulls Raab up, whips him into the ropes and connects with a spinning leg kick. She drags him into the corner and slams into him with the “Kitty Buster”, then drags him out of the corner and lands the Double D- DT.
She drops for the pin and gets a two before it’s broken up by a “Meteor Press” from Deimos. He pulls Roxy up, connects with “The Numbing” and throws her from the ring. He turns to keep the pressure on Raab, but is picked up and driven into the mat with a ring shaking spinebuster. He pulls Deimos up and connects with a leaping double-knee facebreaker that sends Deimos back into the ropes. Raab follows up with a superkick that nearly sends Deimos out of the ring, but he bounces off and Raab kicks him the stomach, pulls him up and powerbombs him into the corner. Deimos head smacks off of the turnbuckle post and he bounces back into the ring before Raab flattens him with a clothesline. He leaps to the top rope and leaps off. He slams into Deimos with a frogsplash which gets him a two.
Raab pulls Deimos up grabs him for a suplex, but Deimos blocks it. He tries again, but gets the same result. He tries for a third, but is rocked by a springboard dropkick from behind. He falls on top of Deimos as Roxy gets to her feet. She pulls Raab up and throws him into the corner, then pulls Deimos up and whips him in as well. She connects with a splash to the corner, then leaps up onto the turnbuckle as both men stumble out. She lands a meteora on Raab, then bounces off of the ropes and drives her knee into the side of Deimos head with a running knee strike. She pulls Deimos up and goes for a second running knee strike, but he ducks it at the last second and she accidentally takes out Referee Glenn Burke. She stands up and shakes Burke, but turns back towards Raab when he doesn’t move. She’s suddenly yanked up from behind, thrown into the air and obliterated with a European uppercut. Raab is pulled on top of Roxy and the attacker, who is revealed to be Zane Scott, grabs Burke, pulls him over and gives him a good shake to wake him up.
He steps out to the apron as Burke starts the count, but both he and Burke stop when Raab stands up and declares that he won’t beat Roxy that way. Zane rolls his eyes and shrugs, then drops off of the apron and leaves. Raab turns to pull Roxy up but is taken down with a spear from Deimos, which he follows up with a neckbreaker and the leaps up onto the turnbuckle and lands the “Fainting” on him, which he follows up with “The Numbing”. He climbs to the top, appearing to go for another “Meteor Press”, when Roxy lunges in and crotches him on the top rope. She climbs up on the second rope, grabs him, pushes back and slams him into the mat with the “Muff Diver”, then goes for the pin but he gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last second.
She gets up and pulls him to center ring, as Raab begins to stir after eating about half of Deimos arsenal. She pulls Deimos up and connects with a second “Muff Diver”, then a Double D-DT but only gets a two-point-nine as Raab breaks it up right as Burke’s hand is about to hit the mat for the three. He pulls Roxy up and lifts her up for “The Icenator”, but she counters it and drops behind him, then kicks him in the knee. She spnis him around and drives a foot into his stomach and flattens him with an “Unprittier”. She goes for the pin, but he kicks out. She pulls him up and plants him back into the mat with a leaping guillotine leg drop before she catches a charging Deimos with a running knee strike to his head, a “Muff Diver” and the Double D-DT for the win.
Winner: Roxy Cotton
Time: 12:14
~Commercial Break~
Johnny Bonecrusher has made his way to the loading area of the arena.
Cooperative Championship
Le Bord de Dieu vs Zane Scott
Le Bord de Dieu vs Zane Scott
Unsane’s “No Reprieve” begins to blare throughout the arena as the tortured guitar of Chris Spencer and the droning bass of Dave Curran join with Vinnie Signorelli’s punishing drumming. The three men hammer out their angry and unrefined sound as Zane’s new video package plays in the background. Thirty second in Chris begins to belt out the lyrics in his recognized angry and rough sounding style as Zane walks out onto the stage. He pauses at the top of the ramp and looks out across the arena, his expression is calm but intense.
Vinegar: This is a main event everyone has been waiting weeks for!
Lieberjosch: You thought this main event already happened.
Covert Jay: Burn!
Vinegar: Ahem.
After a few moments he walks down the ramp, slapping hands with a few fans along the way before he gets to the ring. He grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, then steps between the top and middle ropes and into the ring. He walks over to his corner, ascends it and holds his arms up. After a few moments he drops back down and leans against the corner.
Richard Vaughn, dressed in a pompous attire of puffy reds and blacks, and wearing a foppy hat, walks out onto the entrance ramp and cries out for all to hear:
“ALL RISE FOR THE QUEEN OF RED'S PROCESSIONAL! ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!”
Vinegar: Do you think Ichabod is gnashing his teeth that his record is up for grabs?
Lieberjosch: Knowing him, he's probably teary-eyed with pride.
As the audience is encouraged to stand, a fanfare of trumpets begins “The March of the Queen of Red.” Two lines of men wearing black uniforms with silver pins march down the aisle until the path is filled, then turn to face one another and salute with fists punched to chests. Four large men, with arms bare to show oiled muscles, carry a chair covered in silk. The Queen of Red sits on the chair wearing a robe of red with silver slashes up and down the lengths of her arms. Le Bord de Dieu wears a white mask on her face and her hair is pulled back in an elaborate braid. They are followed by a four-member team of colorguard, two carrying large poles with the flag of Lacklanland, the Purple Fist on a field of black, one with a snare drum slung over a shoulder keeping time, a third carrying The Knocker, the famed maul of the nation’s founder.
Covert Jay: Uh oh...
Vinegar: Zane drops from the ring and plows through Le Bord's honor guard, tossing them left and right!
Lieberjosch: Richard Vaughn attempts to step in between Zane and Le Bord, but eats a massive clothesline for his trouble!
Covert Jay: His hat flew into the crowd!!
Vinegar: Zane grabs one of the Lacklanland flags and marches toward Le Bord, but she dives headfirst into him, clipping his shoulder with the Chaos Championship and causing him to drop the flag!
Lieberjosch: Rhombus is vigorously ringing the bell to signal the start of the match!!
Vinegar: She rolls quickly to her feet, and spins about, running at Zane as she flips the Championship over her shoulder.
Covert Jay: SMACK! Bordy whips the belt overhead and into the massive chest of Scott, sending him stumbling toward the ramp.
Vinegar: He drops into a crouch, however, and explodes at the still-advancing Champion with a massive spear!
Lieberjosch: He's got that flag again, and begins bludgeoning the Queen of Red with it!
Vinegar: She's writhing around on the floor, but Zane will not relent this assault!
Covert Jay: Bordy manages to get the belt up to shield herself, and Zane recoils from the impact of striking it.
Lieberjosch: Kicking his legs from beneath him, Bordy rolls away from Scott, and uses the security barrier to slowly climb to her feet.
Vinegar: She snarls as she immediately launches herself at where The Personification of Hate has gone to his knees.
Covert Jay: DID YOU SEE THAT MASSIVE UPPERCUT!?!
Vinegar: Scott nearly sent Bordy into a full backflip, and folks, we have yet to see the two of them tie up in the ring yet.
Lieberjosch: Disgusting.
Covert Jay: Zane goes to advance on the unmoving figure of de Dieu, OH!
Vinegar: She lulled him into a false sense of security, and he paid for it when he stepped over the dropped flagpole!
Covert Jay: Bordy grabbed it and lifted it right into his testicular fortitude.
Vinegar: She goes to pull the flagpole up, but poor Scott is wrapped around it in the fetal position, groaning in agony.
Lieberjosch: Giving up the tug-o-war, she drops the flagpole and looks around for another weapon.
Covert Jay: Yeah, who does she think she is, Roxy Cotton??
Vinegar: Her eyes fall on the overturned chair that the honor guard left behind and she pounces on it, dragging it down the ramp.
Lieberjosch: What is she doing?
Vinegar: She lays the back over Scott, then hops up on the security barrier...
Lieberjosch: Double stomp into the back of the chair, cracking over his body!
Covert Jay: The Queen's sacred chair!
Vinegar: Bordy gets to her feet and hooks Zane's arms, beginning the hellacious task of dragging him to the ring to try and put him away!
Lieberjosch: She has miles to go before he sleeps.
Vinegar: Up on the apron, and Bordy leaps up onto Zane's chest, wrapping her arms around him and unleashing a vicious series of headbutts.
Lieberjosch: He's splayed out across the apron, and she uses him like a ladder to climb in to the ring and then drags him in behind her!
Covert Jay: There's the cover!
1..
2..
Covert Jay: Zane kicks out!!
Vinegar: He flings her off of him as he rolls away, clutching at his midsection.
Lieberjosch: Bordy gave Zane helluva beating on that midsection the last time they tangled, but she's mostly ignored the bum knee he allegedly has.
Vinegar: Allegedly?
Lieberjosch: I haven't seen him favor it at all this year.
Vinegar: On the other hand, Le Bord may be dealing with her own knee problems after that unprovoked attack from Kenzi Grey last week!
Covert Jay: Look out Zane!
Vinegar: Just as he was getting to his knees, the Champ rushed at him, but Zane saw it coming and grabs the top rope, spilling her to the outside!
Lieberjosch: She lands on the apron!
Vinegar: Zane notices, though, and reaches through the ropes to grab her by the hair.
Lieberjosch: He runs the ropes with Bordy in tow, smashing her face against the turnpost!
Vinegar: As she crumples, Scott grabs Lacklan's arm and shoves it into the second turnbuckle pad, yanking it through and trapping her arm!
Lieberjosch: He kicks her feet from under her with cold intent, leaving her dangling by her one arm!
Vinegar: Bordy struggles to get free, but Zane has her trapped with the Arm and Hammered!
Lieberjosch: Grabbing the ropes for leverage, he kicks and stomps at her trapped arm, dragging screams of pain from the Queen of Red!
Vinegar: What the.. what is he doing out here??
Lieberjosch: Hide Yamazaki has burst through the curtain, tailed by several members of security!
Vinegar: "Deathwish" turns on the ramp, unfurling the chain around his neck and motioning for security to make their move.
Lieberjosch: Several of them try to dart in, one at a time, but are met with the business end of that chain like a cracking whip!
Covert Jay: Which end is the business end?
Lieberjosch: Shut up.
Vinegar: Yamazaki turns again and runs down to slide into the ring...
Lieberjosch: Zane Scott meets him with double fisted sledge strikes just as he was getting to his knees.
Vinegar: Yamazaki whips his chain out, wrapping it around one of Zane's legs.
Lieberjosch: Zane isn't fazed, and before Hide can yank, delivers a chain-wrapped punt-kick to the side of Hide's head!!
Vinegar: Oh, Deathwish's lights are out. Security is making their way down to carry him out of the ring as Zane backs away, shaking his head.
Lieberjosch: EMTs now coming down as it seems like Hide may be severely concussed.
Vinegar: Zane has forgotten all about the interruption, he is staring down at the chain around his leg.
Lieberjosch: He turns back to where Bordy is fighting to free herself, and sets off in a run, this isn't going to be good!
Vinegar: As the P.o.P. barrels back across the ring, Bordy manages to get her feet on the side of the ring and yank her arm free, falling backward to ringside!
Lieberjosch: Zane catches on in the nick of time and launches himself through the rope and into Bordy with a diving clothesline!!
Covert Jay: They're both laid out!
Vinegar: It looks like a car wreck at ringside, and neither Zane nor Bordy are moving.
Covert Jay: Wait! Zane is pulling himself to his feet.
Lieberjosch: Why is he coming over here?
Vinegar: Zane Scott is clearing the announce table off, he's looking to end this one!
Lieberjosch: Remember that if he does, he's not only the Chaos Champion, but the #1 Contender for the World Championship.
Vinegar: Yeah, but he's promised to relinquish them immediately if he should win either one.
Lieberjosch: All these years Zane has been fighting to prove he's not some dumb mule, and Ichabod is going to force him to act like one.
Vinegar: Zane has dragged Bordy over to the announce table, and tossed her on top of it, only to climb up behind her.
Lieberjosch: Couple of token stomps with his chain-wrapped leg for good measure and--
Vinegar: Le Bord explodes to her feet suddenly, springing up to wrap herself around Zane like a rabid spider monkey!
Lieberjosch: The force of that attack sends Scott off balance, and they both fall off the announce table toward the ring and --
Vinegar: JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!! THEY JUST FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND THROUGH THE RING STEPS, ZANE FIRST!
Lieberjosch: The challenger definitely took the majority of that impact, and...
Vinegar: Le Bord is up! She stumbles to her feet behind Zane.
Covert Jay: L'étreinte de Dieu!!
Vinegar: Bordy drags Zane into the ring one more time and covers...
1..
2..
3!!!
Dennis: Your winner, and STILL UGWC CHAOS CHAMPION!! LE BORD DE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU!!
Vinegar: Another violent and passionate display from both competitors, and Bordy wins the Round Robin!
Lieberjosch: You sure this time?
Covert Jay: I can't believe no one thought to pick up The Knocker during this whole mess.
Winner: Le Bord de Dieu
Time: 11:27
As Bordy celebrates her victory, Ichabod comes out to the stage. He congratulates her on her victory, and underlines how impressed he was with the efforts of both competitors. Ichy reminds everyone that Roxy Cotton has requested to delay her shot at the World Title, but Ichabod still wants the World Title to be defended at Lord of Trios in a triple threat. To that end, he announces that both Bordy AND Zane will advance to the match and challenge Angie Vaughn. Ichabod has one more detail to add to the match, that after everything he has seen in recent weeks, he feels that a special guest referee is warranted…
...Dave Rydell.
End Show
Kenzi/Hastings - 7.33
Angell - 7.25
Le Bord de Dieu - 7.70
Zane Scott - 7.48
