Post by Lord Hastings on Apr 22, 2019 22:05:17 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for April 22nd, 2019!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Angelica Vaughn
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Dave Rydell
Cooperative Champions: Donovan Hastings and Kenzi Grey
Chaos Champion: Le Bord de Dieu
Seven Deadly Sins is just a week away, and the card has taken shape with the announcement that Roxy Cotton will challenge Dave Rydell for the Cross-Hemisphere Title, in addition to Kenzi Grey facing Angelica Vaughn for the World Title.
Kenzi and Angie will meet in the ring tonight to officially sign the contract for their match, and in cooperative action, Le Bord de Dieu and “Deathwish” Hide Yamazaki will team together against their hot off the press respective Seven Deadly Sins opponents, the odd-ball team of Phrixus Deimos and Holden Orson.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Pierce appears dismissive of Zane in the early goings, making a point of reminding Hazel East that he beat and embarrassed Zane earlier in the year. Zane gives Pierce something of an incredulous look, and Pierce attempts to take a cheap shot, but Zane is unfazed and glares at him. Zane goes to grab him, but Pierce ducks through the ropes and tells Hazel East to back him up. She does and Pierce attempts another cheap shot, Zane pushes past Hazel to get him, but Pierce ducks out through the ropes again. The referee backs Zane away a second time and he disagrees with her, as Pierce drops to the outside and comes around the ring, coming in on the far side and delivering a chop block to the back of Zane’s knee. Zane falters, and Pierce drops him with an inverted DDT before covering for a two count.
Pierce pops to his feet and stomps on Zane, kicking him to the side of the ring, and then uses the ropes to push himself in the air before slamming his knee into Zane’s back. Pierce attempts to apply a leg lock, but Zane kicks him away and knocks him through the ropes to ringside. Zane rolls out to ringside, but Pierce dropkicks him right away, knocking Zane back into the ringpost. Zane stumbles at ringside, and Pierce hops up onto the apron and springboards off the ropes back towards him, only for Zane to swat him out of the air with a two-handed sledge strike. Zane throws Pierce back into the ring and slides in, standing over Pierce for a moment before starting to pull him back up, but Pierce quickly grabs him and hits the Breakdown, and both men are down!
Hazel East starts the ten count, and at seven Pierce pulls himself up with the ropes. Zane staggers up and Pierce swings for a punch, but Zane blocks it and delivers a hard right, staggering Pierce. Zane goes to whip him across the ring, but Pierce reverses and telegraphs a backdrop, and Zane kicks him in the face before lifting him into Piercing Misery! Zane covers, one, two, Pierce gets his shoulder up!
Zane rolls Pierce over and pulls him into a side headlock. Pierce flails his arms, but manages to elbow Zane in the chest and knock him away. Pierce charges, but Zane boots him down. Zane pulls Pierce up and shoves him into the corner, then stomps him to the mat. Zane takes a step back to catch his breath for a second, then pulls Pierce and sets up him up on the top rope, then goes for a superplex, but Pierce fights him, and he knocks Zane back off the turnbuckle to the mat. Pierce stands and leaps, connecting with the Piercing Blow! He hooks the legs, but Zane gets his shoulder up at two!
Pierce pulls Zane up and sets up Signing Off, but Zane floats off the back. He shoves Pierce away into the ropes, and as Pierce comes back Zane lifts him into Murderous Intent! Zane covers, and that’s good for three!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 7:19
Wrestley McWrestleface enters first to a deafening cheer. He seems a bit taken aback by the welcome but makes the most of it on his way to the ring as he flips, leaps, twists and darts down the ramp, somehow managing to shake and slap a few hands on the way. He catapults into the ring from the floor and ascends the turnbuckle to another massive cheer before he corkscrews to the mat and stands in his corner to wait for the number one contender to the World Championship to arrive.
Kenzi Lacklan enters to great fanfare and a mixed reaction that’s far heavier on boos than it is on cheers. She doesn’t care about them as she confidently struts to the ring with her Co-Operative partner, Donovan Hastings, a few steps behind. She ascends the ring steps with the confidence of someone who is as great as she tells everyone she is and contemptuously shoos her opponent away as she strides to center ring. She raises her arms like a conqueror and soaks in the attention, then turns and struts to her corner. Referee Brian Chartreuse checks both talents and then calls for the bell.
The two walk to center ring and circle each other before they lock up. Wrestley uses his greater size and power and pushes her back into her corner. She hits it with a scowl, then shoots out and drives a forearm into his face. He staggers back a bit but recovers in time to dodge a clothesline attempt that he counters with a leaping head scissors takedown. She rolls through the landing and leaps to her feet in time to eat a dropkick that drives her into the corner. He runs up her, kicks off of her and turns the move into a tornado DDT, which he follows up with a standing moonsault. Kenzi rolls from the ring to collect herself as Donovan walks over to give her advice.
Wrestley waits in the ring as the Co-Operative Champions confer on the outside and Brian Chartreuse tells them to get it back into the ring before he starts the count. She runs around the ring and rolls back in at four right as Donovan steps up onto the apron. Chartreuse tells him to get down, but he proceeds to argue with the referee and distract Wrestley. She takes him down with a vicious chop block, then lays a set of vicious stomps into him before she pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. Donvoan drops off of the apron and Chartreuse turns around just in time to see Kenzi take Wrestley down with a spinebuster. She leaps into the ropes and comes down across him with a springboard moonsault and goes for a pin. She gets a one point five before he kicks out.
Kenzi gets up and glares at Wrestley, then Chartreuse before she demands that he “counts better”. He look at her with indifference in his face before he tells her to focus on her match. She turns around and is immediately staggered by a step up enziguri that catches her square in the temple. She stumbles backwards into the ropes only to have Wrestley charge at her. She manages to pull the top rope down at the lest second, which sends him sprawling to the outside. She strides into the ring and points her at her head as Donovan wildly gestures at the other side of the ring. She looks at him in confusion and irritation but finally turns around. Wrestley springs off of the ropes and slams a forearm into her face, then leaps up onto the opposite ropes and comes off with an attempted splash. Kenzi leaps up and counters him with a backbreaker that leaves him writhing in pain on the mat.
She pulls him up connects with the “Breakout Performance” and drops for a lazy cover which allows him to kick out at two. She stands up and slaps her hands together rapidly three times but gets a “two” gesture from Chartreuse in response. She pulls Wrestley up and whips him across the ropes, then bounces off and slams him in the face with the “One Hit Wonder”. Unfortunately for her it sends him from the ring to the outside.
She rolls out behind him and throws him back in and immediately locks him into a sleeper hold. Chartreuse checks him as the fans begin to cheer encouragement at him. He responds right before his hand is about to drop for the three as he holds it up and begins to wave for further encouragement as he stomps the side of his foot onto the mat. He manages to push himself to his knees and slowly stands up with Kenzi in his arms. He spins her around and drives her into the mat with something that resembles a falling powerbomb, which is move not often seen from the Slenderweight Sensation.
He shakes his cobwebs out and pulls himself up with the ropes. He waits for Kenzi to rise and springs up off of the top rope. He flattens her with a flipping neckbreaker and a standing senton, then leaps up onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying elbow, then springs up on the other turnbuckle and lands a shooting star press. He looks down as if he’s considering pinning her, but reconsiders and drags her to the corner. He darts across the ring, ricochets off of the corner and slams into her with a cannonball. He pulls her out to center ring and drops for the pin, but only gets a two point five before she kicks out. He leaps up onto the turnbuckle and slams into her with a frog splash that gets a two point seven before Kenzi kicks out.
He doesn’t waste any time as he ascends the turnbuckle and promptly lands the “Upside Down” once she gets to her feet, followed by the “Boy, You Turn Me”. He gets out onto the apron to set up for the “Inside Out” when Donovan walks up behind him and grabs his leg as he’s going to spring up onto the rope. He struggles with the former World Champion for a few moments before he finally kicks him away, then leaps up onto the top rope. He’s over Kenzi when she springs up and catches him with a second “Breakout Performance”, then pulls him up by his arms and connects with the “Walk of Fame”. She turns him over for the pin, making sure to hook his leg properly this time. Brian Chartreuse drops to the mat for the pin, but Kenzi only gets to two point eight before Wrestley kicks out.
Kenzi looks down at him with a look of incredulity and then yells at Chartreuse that his count was too fast. Chartreuse insists that the count was only a two. Kenzi glares at him and turns around right into a knee to the chin. She flies back into the ropes and bounces off. Wrestley meets her with a flying clothesline, then kips up and hits a flipping leg drop. He rolls back and comes back with a shotgun dropkick. He leaps up onto the turnbuckle as Kenzi slowly pulls herself to her feet. As soon as she’s up he hits a second “Upside Down” and “Boy You Turn Me”, except this time she doesn’t avoid the “Inside Out” as he plants her face first into the canvas. He points to the top rope to a massive cheer and gestures for the “Round and Round”. He leaps up and makes sure to throw a quick glare at Donovan, who puts his hands up defensively and backs up a step.
Wrestley looks back down, stands up and leaps. He slams into Kenzi with the “Round and Round”. He drops into the pin and manages to get a two before he’s yanked from the ring by his foot. He drops to the ground on the outside and glares at Donovan, who shrugs at him. Chartreuse walks over and yells and Donovan to back off before he’s tossed from ringside. Donovan backs up a few steps as Wrestley turns and slides back into the ring. He pops to his feet and reaches for Kenzi. Chartreuse turns around just in time to see Kenzi connect with the “Super Kick”. He immediately turns and calls for the bell, which infuriates both Kenzi and Donovan. She begins to berate Chartreuse, claiming that it’s actually a superkick and not the poke in the eyes that it looked like. In spite of her enthusiastic argumentation, Chartreuse refuses to change his mind and awards Wrestley McWrestleface the largest victory of his career by disqualification.
Winner: Wrestley McWrestleface by Disqualification
Time: 12:36
Kenzi glares at Hastings, who simply shrugs his shoulders and suggests she did it wrong, when Vain suddenly comes out of nowhere and blindsides him. Vain throws Hastings into the ringpost and then the barricade before Kenzi can come out of the ring. Vain retreats into the crowd, shouting back at Hastings that he’ll see him at Seven Deadly Sins.
Hide enters first as he whirls his chain around like the scythe of Death. “The Number One Hit-Maker” follows a few safe steps back. “Deathwish” makes his way to the ring with his chains propellering everywhere. Eventually Johnny darts past him on the ramp and up to the top of the ring steps. The Tokyo Torturer continues his unflinching march to the ring until he reaches the bottom of the ramp and throws his chains in before he enters after them. His manager enters shortly after and the two stand awaiting the Queen of Red.
They don’t have long to wait as the reigning UGWC Chaos Champion makes her dramatic way out onto the stage. She enters with entourage in tow and makes her always dramatic march to the ring. The flag of Lacklanland flies high as the anthem blares through the arena. She reaches the ring and is helped in by her entourage. She concludes her epic entrance by once again reminding everyone of who she is by holding the Chaos Championship high overhead.
Deimos enters next and makes his usual understated yet ominous entrance. Instead of walking down on his own, he stops at the top of the ramp and waits for his partner. Holden enters a few seconds later and the two men enter to the music of “The Embodiment of Fear”. Deimos never takes his eyes from the “Queen of Red”, while Holden looks somewhat bored by the entire experience. Once the reach and enter the ring, Referee Glenn Burke checks all four participants and we start with Holden and Hide.
“Deathwish” blitzes at Holden like a maniac but Holden doesn’t flinch. At the last second side steps Hide and sends him face first into the turnbuckle with a drop toe hold. He grabs the top ropes, leaps up and drives his feet into the backs of Hide’s head. He hoists Hide up, drapes his arms over the top rope and barrages him with kicks and knee strikes until the Japanese madman slumps own face first into the corner. He promptly tags Deimos in and backs up a step. Demios wraps Hide up around the waist and whips him over for a suplex. Holden kicks Hide in the back of his head before he can hit the mat and Deimos adjusts his arms, lifts Hide up and drives him into the mat with a facebuster. Holden steps out as Deimos goes for the pin and Hide kicks out after two.
Deimos pulls Hide up into a fireman’s carry which he transitions into a falling neckbreaker. He pulls Hide over and tags Holden back in. The two spend the next couple of minutes further working Hide over with kicks and strikes from Holden and suplexes from Deimos. Deimos steps out and Holden launches into an assault of elbow strikes before drilling Hide with “Black”. He drops for the pin but only gets to two before Le Bord runs in and kicks him in the side of the head to break it up. Both men lay on the mat trying to recover as Glenn forces Le Bord back to her corner.
He turns around to see both men crawling towards their corners. Unfortunately for Holden, Hide reaches first and tags the nearly wild Chaos Champion in. She leaps over the top rope, runs at Holden and falls on him like a rabid mongoose. What comes next is most easily described as a mugging as she alternates between banging his head into the mat, viciously stomping him and hammering him with vicious punches. She pulls him up and digs her fingers into his face on either side of his eyes before Glenn pushes her away. She walks around the ring cackling with maniacal glee as Glenn makes sure that Holden can continue.
Holden runs his hands over the fingermarks and his eyes narrow under his mask when he feels slight bits of blood on either side of his face. He looks at Glenn, stands up and tells Le Bord to come get him. She runs at him and he turns her inside out with a clothesline before he pulls her up and throws her into his corner, then tags Deimos in. “The Embodiment of Fear” wraps his arms around Le Bord’s head and arm and tosses her across the ring into a neutral corner. He walks over to her, pulls her up and wraps her into an abdominal stretch, which he transitions into a DDT. Le Bord quickly gets to her feet and yells in his face. He brings her yell up short with a right hand to the mouth.
The punch spins the Chaos Champion around. When she stops in front of Deimos, she blatantly rakes his eyes, grabs him by the head and drives his face into the ring with a leaping facebuster. She backs up toward her corner, only to be tagged on the back by Hide. She glares at him, but steps out as he steps in, charges and drives a vicious boot into Deimos face as he tries to get back to his feet. He yanks him up by his head and drives him into the mat with a stiff looking Death Valley Driver, then wraps his arms around Deimos waist and slams him down onto his back with a vicious looking gutwrench powerbomb. He leaps up and lets loose with a feral roar that his partner matches with an equally animalistic scream. Hide pulls Deimos up and slams him down across his thigh with “The Tower”.
He pulls Deimos back up and connects with a second “The Tower”, then wraps his arms around the legend’s waist and tosses him across the ring with “The Devil”. Deimos crashes down into the wrong corner and Le Bord promptly begins to choke him through the bottom rope. Fortunately for her, Glenn Burke doesn’t see it as Hide blitzes across the ring and smashes Holden in the mouth and off of the apron. He runs back across the ring and drives a violent knee into Deimos face. He tags Le Bord in. She promptly leaps into the ring and wrenches Demios neck with a violent “L'étreinte de Dieu”. She drops for the pin but it’s broken up by Holden at two point six, who pulls her up and spikes her into the mat with “The Jan Wnek Driver”.
Hide charges in to attack Holden, but eats “The Facade” for his efforts. Holden stands up and pulls Deimos closer to their corner before he steps out. Le Bord begins to stir after being dropped onto her head, but not enough to keep Fear from reaching his corner and tagging Holden in. Holden darts in and yanks the Chaos Champion to her feet and plants her with The Facade. He goes for the pin, but she kicks out at two. He gets back to his feet and goes to pull her up but is suddenly spun around from behind and dropped into his head with “The Devil”.
Hide lets out another yell of feral joy, but is suddenly dropped with “The Numbing”. Deimos pulls Hide up and throws him from the ring, then his head is suddenly jerked to the side with “L'étreinte de Dieu” and dumped out himself. Le Bord turns and stares at Holden, who’s just getting back to his feet. She charges at him and plants him with a running snapmare driver. She springs back to her feet, pulls Holden up and executes another “L'étreinte de Dieu”. Three seconds later it’s all over.
Winners: Le Bord de Dieu and “Deathwish” Hide Yamazaki
Time: 14:02
We end the night with the contract signing for the World Title Match at Seven Deadly Sins.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Angelica Vaughn
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Dave Rydell
Cooperative Champions: Donovan Hastings and Kenzi Grey
Chaos Champion: Le Bord de Dieu
Seven Deadly Sins is just a week away, and the card has taken shape with the announcement that Roxy Cotton will challenge Dave Rydell for the Cross-Hemisphere Title, in addition to Kenzi Grey facing Angelica Vaughn for the World Title.
Kenzi and Angie will meet in the ring tonight to officially sign the contract for their match, and in cooperative action, Le Bord de Dieu and “Deathwish” Hide Yamazaki will team together against their hot off the press respective Seven Deadly Sins opponents, the odd-ball team of Phrixus Deimos and Holden Orson.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Travis Pierce vs Zane Scott
Pierce appears dismissive of Zane in the early goings, making a point of reminding Hazel East that he beat and embarrassed Zane earlier in the year. Zane gives Pierce something of an incredulous look, and Pierce attempts to take a cheap shot, but Zane is unfazed and glares at him. Zane goes to grab him, but Pierce ducks through the ropes and tells Hazel East to back him up. She does and Pierce attempts another cheap shot, Zane pushes past Hazel to get him, but Pierce ducks out through the ropes again. The referee backs Zane away a second time and he disagrees with her, as Pierce drops to the outside and comes around the ring, coming in on the far side and delivering a chop block to the back of Zane’s knee. Zane falters, and Pierce drops him with an inverted DDT before covering for a two count.
Pierce pops to his feet and stomps on Zane, kicking him to the side of the ring, and then uses the ropes to push himself in the air before slamming his knee into Zane’s back. Pierce attempts to apply a leg lock, but Zane kicks him away and knocks him through the ropes to ringside. Zane rolls out to ringside, but Pierce dropkicks him right away, knocking Zane back into the ringpost. Zane stumbles at ringside, and Pierce hops up onto the apron and springboards off the ropes back towards him, only for Zane to swat him out of the air with a two-handed sledge strike. Zane throws Pierce back into the ring and slides in, standing over Pierce for a moment before starting to pull him back up, but Pierce quickly grabs him and hits the Breakdown, and both men are down!
Hazel East starts the ten count, and at seven Pierce pulls himself up with the ropes. Zane staggers up and Pierce swings for a punch, but Zane blocks it and delivers a hard right, staggering Pierce. Zane goes to whip him across the ring, but Pierce reverses and telegraphs a backdrop, and Zane kicks him in the face before lifting him into Piercing Misery! Zane covers, one, two, Pierce gets his shoulder up!
Zane rolls Pierce over and pulls him into a side headlock. Pierce flails his arms, but manages to elbow Zane in the chest and knock him away. Pierce charges, but Zane boots him down. Zane pulls Pierce up and shoves him into the corner, then stomps him to the mat. Zane takes a step back to catch his breath for a second, then pulls Pierce and sets up him up on the top rope, then goes for a superplex, but Pierce fights him, and he knocks Zane back off the turnbuckle to the mat. Pierce stands and leaps, connecting with the Piercing Blow! He hooks the legs, but Zane gets his shoulder up at two!
Pierce pulls Zane up and sets up Signing Off, but Zane floats off the back. He shoves Pierce away into the ropes, and as Pierce comes back Zane lifts him into Murderous Intent! Zane covers, and that’s good for three!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 7:19
~Commercial Break~
Kenzi Grey vs Wrestley McWrestleface
Wrestley McWrestleface enters first to a deafening cheer. He seems a bit taken aback by the welcome but makes the most of it on his way to the ring as he flips, leaps, twists and darts down the ramp, somehow managing to shake and slap a few hands on the way. He catapults into the ring from the floor and ascends the turnbuckle to another massive cheer before he corkscrews to the mat and stands in his corner to wait for the number one contender to the World Championship to arrive.
Kenzi Lacklan enters to great fanfare and a mixed reaction that’s far heavier on boos than it is on cheers. She doesn’t care about them as she confidently struts to the ring with her Co-Operative partner, Donovan Hastings, a few steps behind. She ascends the ring steps with the confidence of someone who is as great as she tells everyone she is and contemptuously shoos her opponent away as she strides to center ring. She raises her arms like a conqueror and soaks in the attention, then turns and struts to her corner. Referee Brian Chartreuse checks both talents and then calls for the bell.
The two walk to center ring and circle each other before they lock up. Wrestley uses his greater size and power and pushes her back into her corner. She hits it with a scowl, then shoots out and drives a forearm into his face. He staggers back a bit but recovers in time to dodge a clothesline attempt that he counters with a leaping head scissors takedown. She rolls through the landing and leaps to her feet in time to eat a dropkick that drives her into the corner. He runs up her, kicks off of her and turns the move into a tornado DDT, which he follows up with a standing moonsault. Kenzi rolls from the ring to collect herself as Donovan walks over to give her advice.
Wrestley waits in the ring as the Co-Operative Champions confer on the outside and Brian Chartreuse tells them to get it back into the ring before he starts the count. She runs around the ring and rolls back in at four right as Donovan steps up onto the apron. Chartreuse tells him to get down, but he proceeds to argue with the referee and distract Wrestley. She takes him down with a vicious chop block, then lays a set of vicious stomps into him before she pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. Donvoan drops off of the apron and Chartreuse turns around just in time to see Kenzi take Wrestley down with a spinebuster. She leaps into the ropes and comes down across him with a springboard moonsault and goes for a pin. She gets a one point five before he kicks out.
Kenzi gets up and glares at Wrestley, then Chartreuse before she demands that he “counts better”. He look at her with indifference in his face before he tells her to focus on her match. She turns around and is immediately staggered by a step up enziguri that catches her square in the temple. She stumbles backwards into the ropes only to have Wrestley charge at her. She manages to pull the top rope down at the lest second, which sends him sprawling to the outside. She strides into the ring and points her at her head as Donovan wildly gestures at the other side of the ring. She looks at him in confusion and irritation but finally turns around. Wrestley springs off of the ropes and slams a forearm into her face, then leaps up onto the opposite ropes and comes off with an attempted splash. Kenzi leaps up and counters him with a backbreaker that leaves him writhing in pain on the mat.
She pulls him up connects with the “Breakout Performance” and drops for a lazy cover which allows him to kick out at two. She stands up and slaps her hands together rapidly three times but gets a “two” gesture from Chartreuse in response. She pulls Wrestley up and whips him across the ropes, then bounces off and slams him in the face with the “One Hit Wonder”. Unfortunately for her it sends him from the ring to the outside.
She rolls out behind him and throws him back in and immediately locks him into a sleeper hold. Chartreuse checks him as the fans begin to cheer encouragement at him. He responds right before his hand is about to drop for the three as he holds it up and begins to wave for further encouragement as he stomps the side of his foot onto the mat. He manages to push himself to his knees and slowly stands up with Kenzi in his arms. He spins her around and drives her into the mat with something that resembles a falling powerbomb, which is move not often seen from the Slenderweight Sensation.
He shakes his cobwebs out and pulls himself up with the ropes. He waits for Kenzi to rise and springs up off of the top rope. He flattens her with a flipping neckbreaker and a standing senton, then leaps up onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying elbow, then springs up on the other turnbuckle and lands a shooting star press. He looks down as if he’s considering pinning her, but reconsiders and drags her to the corner. He darts across the ring, ricochets off of the corner and slams into her with a cannonball. He pulls her out to center ring and drops for the pin, but only gets a two point five before she kicks out. He leaps up onto the turnbuckle and slams into her with a frog splash that gets a two point seven before Kenzi kicks out.
He doesn’t waste any time as he ascends the turnbuckle and promptly lands the “Upside Down” once she gets to her feet, followed by the “Boy, You Turn Me”. He gets out onto the apron to set up for the “Inside Out” when Donovan walks up behind him and grabs his leg as he’s going to spring up onto the rope. He struggles with the former World Champion for a few moments before he finally kicks him away, then leaps up onto the top rope. He’s over Kenzi when she springs up and catches him with a second “Breakout Performance”, then pulls him up by his arms and connects with the “Walk of Fame”. She turns him over for the pin, making sure to hook his leg properly this time. Brian Chartreuse drops to the mat for the pin, but Kenzi only gets to two point eight before Wrestley kicks out.
Kenzi looks down at him with a look of incredulity and then yells at Chartreuse that his count was too fast. Chartreuse insists that the count was only a two. Kenzi glares at him and turns around right into a knee to the chin. She flies back into the ropes and bounces off. Wrestley meets her with a flying clothesline, then kips up and hits a flipping leg drop. He rolls back and comes back with a shotgun dropkick. He leaps up onto the turnbuckle as Kenzi slowly pulls herself to her feet. As soon as she’s up he hits a second “Upside Down” and “Boy You Turn Me”, except this time she doesn’t avoid the “Inside Out” as he plants her face first into the canvas. He points to the top rope to a massive cheer and gestures for the “Round and Round”. He leaps up and makes sure to throw a quick glare at Donovan, who puts his hands up defensively and backs up a step.
Wrestley looks back down, stands up and leaps. He slams into Kenzi with the “Round and Round”. He drops into the pin and manages to get a two before he’s yanked from the ring by his foot. He drops to the ground on the outside and glares at Donovan, who shrugs at him. Chartreuse walks over and yells and Donovan to back off before he’s tossed from ringside. Donovan backs up a few steps as Wrestley turns and slides back into the ring. He pops to his feet and reaches for Kenzi. Chartreuse turns around just in time to see Kenzi connect with the “Super Kick”. He immediately turns and calls for the bell, which infuriates both Kenzi and Donovan. She begins to berate Chartreuse, claiming that it’s actually a superkick and not the poke in the eyes that it looked like. In spite of her enthusiastic argumentation, Chartreuse refuses to change his mind and awards Wrestley McWrestleface the largest victory of his career by disqualification.
Winner: Wrestley McWrestleface by Disqualification
Time: 12:36
Kenzi glares at Hastings, who simply shrugs his shoulders and suggests she did it wrong, when Vain suddenly comes out of nowhere and blindsides him. Vain throws Hastings into the ringpost and then the barricade before Kenzi can come out of the ring. Vain retreats into the crowd, shouting back at Hastings that he’ll see him at Seven Deadly Sins.
~Commercial Break~
Hide Yamazaki and Le Bord de Dieu vs Holden Orson and Phrixus Deimos
Hide enters first as he whirls his chain around like the scythe of Death. “The Number One Hit-Maker” follows a few safe steps back. “Deathwish” makes his way to the ring with his chains propellering everywhere. Eventually Johnny darts past him on the ramp and up to the top of the ring steps. The Tokyo Torturer continues his unflinching march to the ring until he reaches the bottom of the ramp and throws his chains in before he enters after them. His manager enters shortly after and the two stand awaiting the Queen of Red.
They don’t have long to wait as the reigning UGWC Chaos Champion makes her dramatic way out onto the stage. She enters with entourage in tow and makes her always dramatic march to the ring. The flag of Lacklanland flies high as the anthem blares through the arena. She reaches the ring and is helped in by her entourage. She concludes her epic entrance by once again reminding everyone of who she is by holding the Chaos Championship high overhead.
Deimos enters next and makes his usual understated yet ominous entrance. Instead of walking down on his own, he stops at the top of the ramp and waits for his partner. Holden enters a few seconds later and the two men enter to the music of “The Embodiment of Fear”. Deimos never takes his eyes from the “Queen of Red”, while Holden looks somewhat bored by the entire experience. Once the reach and enter the ring, Referee Glenn Burke checks all four participants and we start with Holden and Hide.
“Deathwish” blitzes at Holden like a maniac but Holden doesn’t flinch. At the last second side steps Hide and sends him face first into the turnbuckle with a drop toe hold. He grabs the top ropes, leaps up and drives his feet into the backs of Hide’s head. He hoists Hide up, drapes his arms over the top rope and barrages him with kicks and knee strikes until the Japanese madman slumps own face first into the corner. He promptly tags Deimos in and backs up a step. Demios wraps Hide up around the waist and whips him over for a suplex. Holden kicks Hide in the back of his head before he can hit the mat and Deimos adjusts his arms, lifts Hide up and drives him into the mat with a facebuster. Holden steps out as Deimos goes for the pin and Hide kicks out after two.
Deimos pulls Hide up into a fireman’s carry which he transitions into a falling neckbreaker. He pulls Hide over and tags Holden back in. The two spend the next couple of minutes further working Hide over with kicks and strikes from Holden and suplexes from Deimos. Deimos steps out and Holden launches into an assault of elbow strikes before drilling Hide with “Black”. He drops for the pin but only gets to two before Le Bord runs in and kicks him in the side of the head to break it up. Both men lay on the mat trying to recover as Glenn forces Le Bord back to her corner.
He turns around to see both men crawling towards their corners. Unfortunately for Holden, Hide reaches first and tags the nearly wild Chaos Champion in. She leaps over the top rope, runs at Holden and falls on him like a rabid mongoose. What comes next is most easily described as a mugging as she alternates between banging his head into the mat, viciously stomping him and hammering him with vicious punches. She pulls him up and digs her fingers into his face on either side of his eyes before Glenn pushes her away. She walks around the ring cackling with maniacal glee as Glenn makes sure that Holden can continue.
Holden runs his hands over the fingermarks and his eyes narrow under his mask when he feels slight bits of blood on either side of his face. He looks at Glenn, stands up and tells Le Bord to come get him. She runs at him and he turns her inside out with a clothesline before he pulls her up and throws her into his corner, then tags Deimos in. “The Embodiment of Fear” wraps his arms around Le Bord’s head and arm and tosses her across the ring into a neutral corner. He walks over to her, pulls her up and wraps her into an abdominal stretch, which he transitions into a DDT. Le Bord quickly gets to her feet and yells in his face. He brings her yell up short with a right hand to the mouth.
The punch spins the Chaos Champion around. When she stops in front of Deimos, she blatantly rakes his eyes, grabs him by the head and drives his face into the ring with a leaping facebuster. She backs up toward her corner, only to be tagged on the back by Hide. She glares at him, but steps out as he steps in, charges and drives a vicious boot into Deimos face as he tries to get back to his feet. He yanks him up by his head and drives him into the mat with a stiff looking Death Valley Driver, then wraps his arms around Deimos waist and slams him down onto his back with a vicious looking gutwrench powerbomb. He leaps up and lets loose with a feral roar that his partner matches with an equally animalistic scream. Hide pulls Deimos up and slams him down across his thigh with “The Tower”.
He pulls Deimos back up and connects with a second “The Tower”, then wraps his arms around the legend’s waist and tosses him across the ring with “The Devil”. Deimos crashes down into the wrong corner and Le Bord promptly begins to choke him through the bottom rope. Fortunately for her, Glenn Burke doesn’t see it as Hide blitzes across the ring and smashes Holden in the mouth and off of the apron. He runs back across the ring and drives a violent knee into Deimos face. He tags Le Bord in. She promptly leaps into the ring and wrenches Demios neck with a violent “L'étreinte de Dieu”. She drops for the pin but it’s broken up by Holden at two point six, who pulls her up and spikes her into the mat with “The Jan Wnek Driver”.
Hide charges in to attack Holden, but eats “The Facade” for his efforts. Holden stands up and pulls Deimos closer to their corner before he steps out. Le Bord begins to stir after being dropped onto her head, but not enough to keep Fear from reaching his corner and tagging Holden in. Holden darts in and yanks the Chaos Champion to her feet and plants her with The Facade. He goes for the pin, but she kicks out at two. He gets back to his feet and goes to pull her up but is suddenly spun around from behind and dropped into his head with “The Devil”.
Hide lets out another yell of feral joy, but is suddenly dropped with “The Numbing”. Deimos pulls Hide up and throws him from the ring, then his head is suddenly jerked to the side with “L'étreinte de Dieu” and dumped out himself. Le Bord turns and stares at Holden, who’s just getting back to his feet. She charges at him and plants him with a running snapmare driver. She springs back to her feet, pulls Holden up and executes another “L'étreinte de Dieu”. Three seconds later it’s all over.
Winners: Le Bord de Dieu and “Deathwish” Hide Yamazaki
Time: 14:02
~Commercial Break~
We end the night with the contract signing for the World Title Match at Seven Deadly Sins.
End Show
