Synergy #283 Results - May 27, 2019

[Lord Hastings]

Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for May 27th, 2019!

Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Angelica Vaughn
Cross-HemisphereSemi-Circle Champion: Roxy Cotton
Cooperative Champions: Donovan Hastings and Kenzi Grey
Chaos Champion: Le Bord de Dieu

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Happy Memorial Day!

The Massive Melee is a week away, but there is a huge night of UGWC action ahead, as a historic title defense will happen in the main event. If Le Bord de Dieu can successfully defend her championship, she will surpass The Drunken Buzzsaw to achieve the longest single championship reign in the history of the Chaos division, but to do that she will face her greatest challenge yet, a woman who already once beat her in a Barbwire Match, Kenzi Grey-Lackan.

Your Synergy coverage begins, now…


- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]

Kate Steele vs Konrad Raab

This week’s opener comes as a result of last week’s events. Last week we saw German fan favorite Konrad Raab and newcomer Kate Steele come up short as a team. Although there doesn’t seem to be any acrimony between them, Creative Director Ichabod has scheduled them to face off against each other to kick of this week’s show. Both could use the win, Steele as a newcomer looking to build momentum and “The Iceman”, who is also looking for momentum going into the Massive Melee, where he faces five-time World Champion and one-half of the current Co-Operative Champions, Donovan Hastings.

“The Siren” Kate Steele enters first, quickly followed by “The Iceman” Konrad Raab, who gets a fairly loud cheer. He’s quickly become a bit of an underground favorite in the company. Referee Brian Chartreuse does his pre-match checks and calls for the bell. The two walk out to center ring and stare at each other for a few moments before they both give a nod of respect and tie up. They shove back and forth for a few minutes before Raab uses his superior power to pull her in and toss her overhead with a quick suplex. Steele lands, quickly pops to her feet and connects with a dropkick to Raab’s knee. He drops to a knee and she hits him with a step up enziguri, which she follows up with a DDT. She leaps up and lets out a loud yell, then kicks him in the side of the head when he tries to get up.

She goes for a quick pin but only gets a one and a half when Raab kicks out so hard that it throws her into the air. She uses her agility to land on her feet, but is immediately turned inside out with a hard clothesline from Raab. He pulls her up and drives her back first into the mat with a spinebuster, then drops an elbow into her sternum. He pulls her up and connects with a series quick European uppercuts that send her back into the corner. He turns and darts across the ring, then bounces off of the corner and bullrushes back towards her. He lands a spear at full speed that doubles her over. (You thought we were going to see that cheesy “shoulder into the turnbuckle” spot, didn’t you?)

He steps back and she stumbles out of the corner, only to be sent back into it with a superkick.
He picks her up and drops her onto the turnbuckle, then climbs up after her and slams her down back first with a superplex. He leaps back onto the turnbuckle and lands a flying elbow drop, which nets him a two count before she kicks out. He pulls her up and slams her in the back of her head with a forearm, then steps past her and goes for the “Ice Storm”. As soon as he grabs her around the head, she uses his momentum to whip him over and drive him smack onto the back of his head with a modified suplex. He rolls into the corner and comes up in a seated position. She runs across the ring, turns, charges back and slams her foot into the side of his head with a Yakuza kick.

She pulls him out of the corner and connects with a single knee facebreaker. He stumbles back and bounces off of the corner. She runs at him but he grabs her and tries to suplex, but staggers a bit. She floats over and lands a neckbreaker. As soon as he’s back to the mat she leaps up onto the turnbuckle. Konrad slowly pulls himself out and tries to shake the cobwebs out from the multiple blows to the head that he’s taken. He finally gets to his feet and turns...straight into the “Silence is Golden”. Three seconds later, “The Siren” has her second win in UGWC.

Winner: "The Siren" Kate Steele
Time: 8:27

~Commercial Break~

Holden Orson and Phrixus Deimos vs Roxy Cotton and Zane Scott

Winners: Roxy Cotton and Zane Scott
Time: 2:16

~Commercial Break~

Roxy is still in the ring following the previous match, and she says that she will continue to be a fighting champion, issuing another open challenge for her Cross-Semicircle Title.

Cross-HemisphereSemicircle Championship
Roxy Cotton vs Dos Tequila Jnr

It’s the SJW Inter-Municipal Champion that has answered the call as Covert Jay suggests that Tequila somehow found inspiration from Roxy to win the title on Chill, as Lieberjosch dismisses him and says that it goes without question that everybody finds Roxy inspiring.

Roxy wants the microphone back as the referee calls for the bell, and Tequila delivers a chop block from behind and shoves Roxy to the mat. He goes for El Gusano, but she springs off the mat and catches him in the Muff Diver, and applies the Wet Dream as Tequila quickly taps out.

Winner: Roxy Cotton
Time: 0:28

Roxy looks irritated as she has her arm raised, and Ichabod comes out onto the stage. He tells Roxy that he has been impressed by her dominant defenses these past few weeks, and after giving it thought a change has to be made. In light of what he has seen, having Roxy simply defend against Angie at Massive Melee is underwhelming and simply won’t do. Roxy struggles to conceal her excitement.

Ichabod adds that instead, Roxy will defend her title against Angie at the Massive Melee in an “I Quit” Match!

~Commercial Break~

Hide Yamazaki vs Wrestley McWrestleface

Wrestley looks worried as the bell rings and he looks across the ring at Yamazaki. JBC yelling instructions to Hide, who comes steamrolling across the ring towards Wrestley. McWrestleface dodges the charging ‘Deathwish’, back-pedaling towards the center of the ring, as Hide turns back towards him. Hide lurching forward again, but Wrestley uses his quickness to dodge the big man yet again, connecting with a side kick to the outer left leg for good measure. Yamazaki now yelling at Wrestley, who obviously doesn’t understand him, and Hide lunges forward again. This time McWrestleface baseball slides in between the legs of Hide, quickly getting back to his feet and connecting with a standing dropkick just as Hide turns back towards him. Hide staggers back but keeps his footing, as Wrestley bounces off the ropes and hits a leg lariat that sends Yamazaki into the ropes.

Hide hit the mat and rolled to the outside, slapping the mat in frustration as ‘The Number One Hitmaker’ makes his way over and overs further instructions. ‘El Flippy Loco’ comes soaring through the top and middle ropes like a missile, connecting with Hide and sending him to the floor. Wrestley quickly back to his feet and back into the ring, flying back out with a slingshot plancha over the top rope, sending Yamazaki back down to the floor again. Wrestley pulls Hide to his feet and shoves him back into the ring, but his own entrance back into the ring is delayed as JBC grabs him by the foot.

‘The Number One Hitmaker begs off as Wrestley stares at him, but remembering the task at hand, Wrestley slides back into the ring where Hide is waiting on him. Yamazaki with a stomp to the back of Wrestley’s head, before dropping an elbow across the back of Joe’s neck. Pulling Wrestley back to his feet, Hide connects with a high knee to the sternum, before wrapping his arms around McWrestleface and sending him over the top rope with a release belly-to-belly suplex. Wrestley lands with a thud, as the crowd lets out a collective gasp.

As JBC looks on with a huge smile on his face, Hide slides out of the ring and begins stalking Wrestley, as the product of New Jersey is up to his hands and knees out on the floor. A stiff kick lifts the entire body of Wrestley a couple of feet off the floor, and then Yamazaki drags WMcWf back to his feet and irish whips him into the steel guardrail. Keeping a hold of his arm, Hide then turns and whips Joe into the ring apron, before engulfing him with a running avalanche that leaves Joe crumpled on the floor. Hide pulls Joe back to his feet by his face, before lifting him high into the air and obliterating him with an apron powerbomb. He then picks Wrestley up and rolls him back into the ring, sliding in after and making a cover that gets a two-count.

Hide pulls Wrestley back to his feet, only to level him with a headbutt to the face, which sends ‘El Flippy Loco’ back down to the mat. Another cover, this one for a count of two-and-half, before Joe gets his shoulder off the mat. Yamazaki beginning to grow frustrated now, as he jerks Wrestley back to his feet. Irish whip to the ropes into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and another cover gets a near-fall, but McWrestleface is able to drape his leg over the bottom rope before the three-count is completed, and this match continues.

Hide pulling Wrestley back to his feet again, before unleashing with vicious rights and lefts, before sending WMcWf back to the mat with a thunderous spinning backfist. A few stomps to the stomach and chest, and Hide rips by back to his feet. Lifting him high into the air, Hide slams Wrestley to the mat with a running sit-out powerbomb. He makes the cover, but Wrestley somehow gets his shoulder up before Glenn Burke hits the mat for the third time. Yamazaki yelling at the official now, before hopping out to the floor. He attempts to grab his customary logging chain, and JBC begins trying to talk him out of it. Yamazaki ignores him as he slides back into the ring with it. Glenn Burke now over to ‘Deathwish’, threatening a disqualification if he uses that chain on McWrestleface. He waits on Joe to get to his feet, before taking off towards him. Wrestley ducks the attack, continuing towards the opposite ropes. Bouncing off, he sends Yamazaki to the mat with a slingblade, causing Hide to drop the chain.

Wrestley up to his hands and knees, grabbing the chain the shoving it under the ropes and out to the floor. Using the ropes, he slowly pulls himself to his feet, as Yamazaki gets to his feet as well.. Hide rushing towards Wrestley, but is met with a high knee to the face that staggers him. McWrestleface then executes a drop-toe hold that hangs Hide out to dry on the middle rope. The crowd getting behind Joe now, as he gets back to his feet once more. Slingshot into a leg drop, and Yamazaki is gasping for air as he hits the mat. McWrestleface back into the ring, connects with a kick to the stomach as Hide makes his way back to his feet, doubling him over. Flip-piledriver from Wrestley, and then Wrestley makes his way makes his way to the top rope. Hide slowly gets back to his feet, only to be sent back to the mat with Upside Down. Wresttley quickly back up and executes Boy, You Turn Me. JBC into the ring now, but Wrestley springboards off the middle rope and hits Inside Out on ‘The Number One Hitmaker’. Climbing back to the top rope, Wrestley soars through the air and connects with Round and Round, and this one is over.

Winner: Wrestley McWrestleface
Time: 11:29

Yamazaki managed to get his shoulder up, but it came a split second too late. He sees JBC sprawled out on the mat and grows incensed, attempting to get his hands on Wrestley again, but McWrestleface slid out of the ring just in time, quickly back-pedaling up the ramp as Yamazaki jumps out to the floor. Grabbing his chain, he begins swinging it wildly overhead, all while glaring up at McWrestleface and yelling at him.

~Commercial Break~

Chaos Championship
Le Bord de Dieu vs Kenzi Grey-Lacklan

See for yourself!

End Show

[Lord Hastings]

“Gimme Your Applause” by Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera begins to play as lightbulbs flash all through the arena. Kenzi Grey and her Cooperative partner, the former Creative Director Donovan Hastings walk out together as the fans give the Cooperative Champions a decidedly mixed, yet explosive reception.

Lieberjosch: I guess Kenzi is hedging her bets tonight as she bringing her partner to the ring for this match. This probably won’t sit well with the Chaos Champion!

Vinegar: Why should it? Hastings has nothing to do with this! He shouldn’t be out here!

An explosion of pyro erupts as they both raise their titles for the cameras. The pair head down the aisle and the duo stand together at ringside, discussing strategy. The pair grin as they finish discussing their plan and Kenzi climbs the turn-post and gives the fans one more photo opportunity as she sits atop the turnbuckle.

Suddenly, “Cold as Ice by M.O.P” plays over the sound system as Konrad Raab comes out, his eyes firmly on Donovan, his opponent for The Massive Melee. The fans erupt as Donovan and Kenzi look on in concern at this new development. Konrad points at Donovan as he heads down to the ring, marching with purpose.

Covert Jay: OH MY! Donovan attacked Konrad before accepting his challenge to a match at the pay-per-view next week, in an attempt to get inside his head. It looks like Konrad is returning the favor, Donovan is backing off from “The Iceman!”

As Konrad continues to stalk Donovan, the Cooperative Champion holds up his hands before beating a hasty retreat with Konrad in hot pursuit. Kenzi is beside herself as her partner is literally run out of the arena, eliminating her advantage. Kenzi screams at Konrad asking him what he thinks he’s doing. Konrad picks up a microphone and the fans cheer him as he responds.

Konrad Raab: I’m ensuring that this match remains fair by getting rid of that dishonest cheat Hastings! Good luck…Grey.

Kenzi is irate as Konrad walks away, throwing up his hands as the fans nearly blow the roof off the building. Kenzi paces back and forth, distraught over this turn of events until she notices her new agent, Johnny Bonecrusher, heading down to the ring. The fans boo loudly as Kenzi seems torn over this new development as Johnny tries to reassure her that everything will be okay.

Covert Jay: I think Kenzi is wondering where Johnny’s interests really lie. He may be her new agent, but he has had quite an interesting relationship with her opponent! It looks like she’s not sure if she can trust him to be firmly in her corner.

The duo meets up in the ring as they share a heated discussion before they are interrupted by the arrival of the Chaos Champion’s Crier.

“ALL RISE FOR THE QUEEN OF RED'S PROCESSIONAL! ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!”

As the audience is encouraged to stand, a fanfare of trumpets begins “The March of the Queen of Red.” Two lines of men wearing black uniforms with silver pins march down the aisle until the path is filled, then turn to face one another and salute with fists punched to chests. Four large men, with arms bare to show oiled muscles, carry a chair covered in silk. The Queen of Red sits on the chair wearing a robe of red with silver slashes up and down the lengths of her arms. Le Bord de Dieu wears a white mask on her face and her hair is pulled back in an elaborate braid. They are followed by a four-member team of colorguard, two carrying large poles with the flag of Lacklanland, the Purple Fist on a field of black, one with a snare drum slung over a shoulder keeping time, a third carrying The Knocker, the famed maul of the nation’s founder.

Their procession is painfully slow, forcing every set of eyes to follow them, and each set of soldiers bows low as the Queen of Red’s chair passes by. Once at ringside, she is lifted out of her chair by her strong chairmen and helped into the ring. Bordy immediately marches to the center and straight towards Kenzi, who falls into a defensive crouch, but Johnny is there to meet her halfway. The two share a few words as her retinue of hangerson enter the ring. After those words, Bordy backs off and moves a few steps away.

“THE QUEEN OF RED REQUESTS THAT ALL RISE FOR THE PLAYING OF THE LACKLANLAND NATIONAL ANTHEM!”

The soldiers all slam fists to chests as the color guard raise the colors of Lacklanand. Bordy stares daggers at Kenzi though the mask as that particular voice begins to sing the Lacklanland "national" anthem.

O Lacklanland!

Our home and annexed land!

True subjection the Queen of Red command

With glowing fires we see you rise

The true Champion of Chaos!

From far and wide

O Lacklanland, we raise our fists for thee

God keep our Queen, beautiful and free

O Lacklanland, we raise our fists for thee!

O Lacklanland, we raise our fists for thee!

The guards then take an insanely long amount of time removing the elaborate robe from Bordy, who still doesn't move a muscle as she stares at Kenzi, and the soldiers and honor guard make their exit.

Lieberjosch: It looks like the Creative Director is coming out here for some reason. Let’s hear what he has to say.

Ichabod: I couldn't help but notice that, over the last few weeks, there has been a bit of a family quarrel going on between you two. Something about names or something...I haven't REALLY been paying TOO much attention. But! I HAVE talked to the police following that little dust-up at Mixxxie's over the weekend...which Chaos has billed me for, so thanks for that...and it seems you two are a little confused as to what to call Kenzi. So....I'm going to make a change to the match tonight.

The crowd cheers as Ichabod takes a few steps down the ramp and gestures at the two women in the ring. 

Ichabod: Why have just a REGULAR, BORING death match when we can have a "Say my name, bitch!" match!

Lieberjosch: A what?

Vinegar: Shut up and let the man talk!

Covert Jay: *Shit up

Ichabod points at Kenzi.

Ichabod: You want to win? You have to FORCE the Chaos champion to call you Lacklan!

He points at Bordy.

Ichabod: You want to break Chaos' record? You have to FORCE Kenzi to call herself Grey!

Ichabod smiles as he walks back to the curtain.

Ichabod: Now please, go about killing yourselves!


DING! DING! DING!


Bordy and Kenzi stand apart from one another as the bell rings, staring daggers at the other. Bordy slowly takes off the white mask, and we can see that her fingernails have been filed down into sharp points for the occasion. After handing her mask to one of her aides, she stares again at Kenzi, who shares a final few words with Johnny Bonecrusher. They then move toward one another slowly, but as they do so, a chant from the crowd begins and builds momentum, making them stop just inches from one another.

Crowd: KEN-ZI LACK-LAN! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* KEN-ZI LACK-LAN *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

The two stare at one another and then Kenzi looks to one side of the crowd, as Bordy looks at the other.

Crowd: KEN-ZI LACK-LAN! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* KEN-ZI LACK-LAN *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

Kenzi turns her head and takes in the opposite side of the crowd, a smile growing on her face, and Bordy does the same, with a frown appearing on hers.

Crowd: KEN-ZI LACK-LAN! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* KEN-ZI LACK-LAN *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

Their gazes meet one another and Kenzi smiles even more as Bordy’s face turns furious.

Kenzi: You hear that…MOM?!

With a scream, Bordy rushes at Kenzi, her sharp fingernails aiming for her eyes. Those brown eyes go wide at the sudden rush, but then she drops to the mat, looking to both dodge and trip up the Chaos Champion. But Bordy stops short of leaping over Kenzi’s body, and instead simply stomps down as hard as she can on Kenzi’s lower back. Kenzi cries out in pain at the sudden strike, but can do nothing as Bordy continues the stomps, with several on her back, and them going up along her spine. She grinds her heel into the back of the neck of Kenzi, making the Cooperative Champion groan in pain, and she leans down to get her face closer to Kenzi.

Bordy: Say it! Call yourself the DOG you are!

Kenzi screams and turns her body, forcing Bordy’s boot to fall to the mat, and then she sits up with her upper body and punches Bordy right in the nose. The champion cries out and her hands reflexively go to her face, and Kenzi takes advantage. She spins on her ass to get into position and kicks out with her foot as hard as she can, driving her heel straight into Bordy’s knee cap, making her buckle and fall to one knee.

Kenzi: That was for Sar!

Bordy growls in pain and tries to get back up, but Kenzi is back to her feet and drives a knee into her face. Bordy winces and Kenzi grabs two fistfuls of her platinum bleached hair, pushes her back, and then pulls her forward into another knee, point blank on her nose. She pushes her back, then lets go with her right hand, leans down and slaps her across the face hard enough to leave a red print on the Queen’s face, and then drives her knee into her nose again, before throwing her to the mat.

Kenzi: Say my name, BITCH!

Bordy looks up at Kenzi and smiles, blood pouring from what is now likely a broken nose, and smiles at her.

Bordy: SERVANT!

Kenzi’s eyes go wide and she leaps on top of Bordy, pushing the Queen’s shoulders down and getting her into a mount, and lets the fists fly. Kenzi screams wordlessly as she pounds her fists into Bordy wherever they can find purchase as the Champion gets her arms up to defend, whether it be shoulders, arms, or the occasional punch to the face.

Kenzi: SAY MY NAME!

Bordy screams and twists, able to catch Kenzi by surprise as she calls for the submission, and they roll. They roll several times, each scrambling for control, but Bordy is able to get her sharpened fingernails to Kenzi’s face and rake down the side of her face hard enough to draw blood. The ensuing cry from Kenzi is enough for Bordy to gain control and into the mount. Now it is she who rains down blows, each strike unorthodox and coming in odd directions. Kenzi is only able to block a few as Bordy screams at her.

Bordy: GIVE UP, YOU DOG!

Bordy raises herself up to a straight back and pulls her arms up high into the sky, her hands together, and brings them down for a double hammerfist, but Kenzi’s recent MMA work kicks in; she pulls her knees up to her ears and as Bordy commits to the strike, Kenzi wraps her legs around her torso and catches her arm into a triangle. Bordy’s surprised squeal nearly makes Kenzi laugh as she tries to synch in the hold, looking to hyperextend her shoulder. But Bordy is able to keep one arm free, and she uses her nails to stab towards one of Kenzi’s eyes, and Kenzi is forced to turn her head and release the hold. Both push away from one another and roll before coming up in opposite corners, each to a knee. Bordy snarls at Kenzi, the blood pouring free from her nose, and Kenzi returns the snarl as her fingers lightly touch the bleeding scratches on her face which will no doubt require medical attention.

Kenzi gets to her feet and prepares for another round...but then Bordy rolls to the outside of the ring. Johnny is there suddenly, speaking words to Bordy that the camera doesn’t pick up and he checks out her nose. She pushes him away and mutters a few unkind things in French, to which the Maker of SUPERstars scowls at, but then the eyes behind the sunglasses go wide and he backs away just in time to avoid Kenzi’s body as she drops down with a suicide plancha! The force of Kenzi’s body drives Bordy into the barricade with a groan. But Kenzi is immediately back on her feet and back into the ring, running across the ropes and coming back with a dive through the ropes, this time like a missile into Bordy, spearing her even further into the barricade. The fans are on their feet as Kenzi runs right back into the ring to prepare for a third dive. This time, she waves to the crowd, getting pumped up on their support, and waits for Bordy to get to her feet. Just as Bordy falls to her knees and gets to one knee, Kenzi runs, rebounds off the ropes, and goes diving-

Headfirst into a chair!

Purely out of desperation, Bordy pulled a chair from under the ring as Kenzi was distracted by the fans and got it up just in time to smash her in the face. Bordy takes a moment to gather herself before pushing herself up to her feet with the aid of the chair, and a bloody smile comes to her face as she sees Kenzi holding her head.

Bordy: SAY YOUR NAME!

She brings the chair down onto Kenzi’s back, making the Cooperative Champion’s back arch, her face in pain.

Bordy: SAY IT!

Another slam of the chair and a scream from Kenzi.

Bordy: SAY IT!

She slams down the chair again, but Kenzi is able to move out of the way. She rolls to her feet, realizes she is facing the wrong way, and turns directly into a chairshot that rings out through the arena with a sickening thud. As Kenzi crumbles, Bordy looks at the chair, featuring a Kenzi-shaped dent in the seat, and then raises it up into the air as the crowd boos. She then looks down at Kenzi, who is now bleeding from a gash in her forehead as well, and uses her foot to push Kenzi down and onto her back. She places the chair across Kenzi’s neck and leans down, her own blood dripping down onto Kenzi.

Bordy: Say...your...name…

Kenzi blinks several times, trying to get her focus, as Bordy leers at her. Kenzi’s hands move to her throat, seeming to try to get the chair off her, but the she suddenly breathes in and blows out, and a disgusting mixture of both her own blood and Sarah’s Poison Mist spray out and catch Bordy in the face. The Champion screams and clutches at her face and eyes, and Kenzi is able to push the chair away and get herself back to her feet. She wipes the blood away from her eyes, takes a moment to measure the blinded Bordy, and then runs at her. She leaps into the air, catching the unsuspecting Bordy by the back of her head, and pulls her down as she brings her knees up, driving Bordy’s face into them with a Breakout Performance!

The crowd cheers wildly as Kenzi knocks her mother-in-law senseless. Kenzi stays on the ground, breathing deep and trying to regain her composure. She uses the ring steps to help her get to her feet, and then with a grunt pulls the steps off their base. It takes all her strength, but she muscles the steps up and over so that she can lean them against the side of the ring. She stumbles toward Bordy, who is still on the ground prone, and grabs a fistful of hair that is quickly turning red.

Kenzi: Say it, bitch!

She pulls Bordy to her feet, but keeps her low enough to look into her eyes.

Kenzi: Say my name!

Bordy spits a mouthful of blood into Kenzi’s face. Kenzi screams and, taking a few steps, hair whips Bordy up and over, sending her back into the ring steps with a snapmare. Bordy screams and Kenzi laughs to herself as she sees that two clumps of platinum hair are still in her hand. She holds them up and the crowd cheers her on. She falls to a crouch, measuring Bordy as the woman holds her injured back and tries to get to her feet, and then runs at her. Kenzi wraps her leg around Bordy’s neck, stalls at the top for a moment, and then reverses her momentum and drives Bordy’s head into the floor with a Blockbuster DDT!

Kenzi sits up and rests her back against the side of the ring, taking a second to wipe the blood away from her eyes, as Bordy lies motionless with her eyes staring up at the lights. She motions for Bordy to get up, waving her arms, but the Chaos Champion is down. Kenzi motions more, a smile coming to her face, but still the champion doesn’t stir. Kenzi gets to her feet and waves at the crowd, who cheer even more for her, and Bordy finally starts to see some life. She rolls over onto her stomach, breathing heavily, and Kenzi sees her opportunity. She runs at Bordy, placing her foot on the Champion’s shoulder to give her a boost, and then comes crashing down, looking for the Walk of Fame. But Bordy is able to roll out of the way! Kenzi’s foot comes down onto nothing, the ground instead of mother-in-law stunning her, and Bordy is able to take a moment to recover. As Kenzi turns around, Bordy runs at her with a cable cord from one of the cameras, swings behind her, and loops the cord around her neck.

Bordy screams triumphantly as she begins to choke Kenzi from behind, and Kenzi’s hands grasp at the cord. Kenzi pushes backward, and Bordy gives up the ground, the two of them walking backward until finding themselves pressed against the ring. Inspiration fills Bordy and the Chaos champion momentarily lets go of the choke to hop up onto the ring apron, allowing Kenzi a moment to breathe, but then Bordy tightens the cable again. She lifts her body up as much as she can, adding extra leverage, so that the short Kenzi is actually lifted up off the ground. Her hands wave wildly as her face begins to turn purple.

Bordy: Say it! Say it! Say it!

Bordy’s demand for Kenzi to say “GREY!” turn into a wordless scream as she pulls tighter on the cable. Kenzi’s arms begin to move more slowly, her will giving way. Bordy growls in triumph as Kenzi’s arms grow slack, falling to her sides, but then she screams in pain as her eyes are racked from above and behind. She lets go of Kenzi, who slumps to the floor, and then turns around to see her attacker:

Sidney Grey.

Bordy’s eyes go wide and her face turns to pure hatred.

Bordy: Betrayer!

Sid backs away, putting her arms up, as the Chaos Champion, rolls into the ring and to her feet. She stalks slowly toward the former wrestler, her hands covered in Sid’s daughter’s blood, her sharpened nails ready to tear into new flesh. She charges, but Sid is able to duck out of the way. Bordy turns and eats a kick to the stomach, which doubles her over, and perhaps on instinct, Sid grabs Bordy’s waist and hooks her knees, looking for her Cradle Robber piledriver. But Bordy falls to one knee and then slams her fist down onto Sid’s foot. Sid, by no means in ring shape any more, yelps from the pain. Bordy gets to her feet, grabs Sid by the hair, and then drives her head into the mat as she herself falls to her ass in a sitout.

Kenzi: MOM!

Kenzi, her face still purple from the choke, bruises already appearing on her neck, sees what has happened. She climbs up the near turnbuckle and is looking to leap on top of Bordy, but the Champion sees what is happening. With another scream, Bordy runs up the turnbuckle and meets Kenzi at the top, grabbing her in a bear hug. A headbutt stuns Kenzi, and a vicious light fills Bordy’s eyes. She goes to push both herself and Kenzi to the outside, but Kenzi has the move scouted. She drops to the apron just as Bordy pushes and the Champion’s eyes go wide as she finds herself sailing through the air alone and falling to the floor.

Kenzi takes a moment to rest, one hand going to the cut that Bordy’s headbutt had opened up more, another going to her bruised throat. She looks down at Bordy, who is still laying face first on the floor below, and smiles. She climbs back up to the top rope, moving very slowly as she does, until she is crouched on the turnbuckle. She slowly raises herself up to a standing position and takes a moment to soak in the cheers from the crowd. She leaps at Bordy, looking for a splash, but she took too long! Bordy rolls out of the way and Kenzi finds herself sprawling to the floor! Kenzi is able to roll somewhat, avoiding a completely nasty fall, but her knees still hit the ground hard. The crowd finds itself split between trying to chant “HOLY SHIT!” and “LETS GO KENZI!” as the two women lay on the ground, each clutching injured body parts.

Bordy is up to a knee first, but Kenzi is not far behind. Bordy screams and runs at Kenzi, slamming her fist into the side of Kenzi’s face. Kenzi screams back and launches her own punch. Bordy punches Kenzi harder than before, forcing Kenzi to fall back a step, but then the Cooperative Champion uses the extra space to leap into the air and catch Bordy with the One Hit Wonder! Bordy’s eyes roll back in her head for a moment, but then she is able to turn away and roll into the ring, the punch not as devastating as usual without the rebound momentum. Kenzi takes a moment to catch a breather, and then follows Bordy into the ring-

The Champion is crafty and she rolls back at the last moment and finds herself behind Kenzi as she overshoots her, grabbing her head with her arms, as she is caught in the ropes. Bordy squeezes in a sleeperhold as she pulls Kenzi away from the ropes and into the ring. Kenzi is able to get her fingers under Bordy’s arms, keeping off the pressure, but the Bordy abandons the hold and moves her hands to either side of Kenzi’s chin. A violent twist later, Kenzi has suffered the L'étreinte de Dieu and falls to the mat. But devoid of much energy and blood, Bordy falls to the mat beside her, and the two women breathe and bleed on the mat as the crowd cheers the action.

Both women were a bloody mess, having put one another through hell in the barbaric match. Bordy sensed the end was near as she pulled Kenzi off the match with her hands wrapped in twin fists of braids. She looked into her daughter-in-law’s face as her own, stained red, glared back at her. She gave her a shake to clear the far away look from her eyes as she spat out her final words like a curse.

Bordy: “I told you Grey, your filthy muddled blood will never course through a Lacklan heir, just like you will never wear the Chaos Crown of The Queen of Red!”

Bordy headbutts Kenzi, screaming like a mad woman as she does it again and again and again. Kenzi stumbles backwards on wobbly legs as Bordy hits her over and over and over, further bloodying her own face as Kenzi crumbles in the corner barely moving as her body quivers and jerks from the brutal assault. Bordy stumbles around, having dizzied her own self before falling against the ropes and reacquiring her target. She zeros in on Kenzi, looking to drive her knee right through the starlet’s face as she sits propped up in the corner. She cackles with glee as she rushes in to maim her foe and shatter her face. The crowd lets out a scream as she crashes into the corner with tremendous force, but finds her quarry gone.

Kenzi is pulled out to the way by her mother at the very last moment, pulling her daughter to her feet and shaking her back to life. The two women, look at one another for a moment then Kenzi sees her opportunity and grabs both of Bordy’s legs and yanks them hard, crotching her into the turn-post. Nearly completely spent from battle, she struggles to wrap her mother-in-law’s legs around the post, then with one final effort, she screams and leaps up, looking to lock in her “Hollywood & Vine” figure four leg lock. But with a scream as loud as Kenzi’s, Bordy reaches up and grabs the middle turnbuckle and pulls herself up, a loud “POP!” from one of her shoulders being loud and clear, and sending Kenzi back to the floor with a painful crash on her head.

Both lie motionless, Kenzi holding her head on the floor, Bordy her shoulder. Sid tries to encourage Kenzi to get to her feet, and while Kenzi is able to get up to her knees, Bordy is there. Slipping to the outside, she grabs Kenzi by her braids and slams her face into the ring apron’s edge.

Bordy: “SAY IT! SAY YOUR NAME!”

Bordy pulls Kenzs up to her feet and slams her head into the apron again.

Bordy: “SAY IT!”

She pushes her away, but holds onto her braids, and then yanks her forward so that Kenzi’s face slams into the steel pole of the turnbuckle.

Bordy: “SAY IT!”

Kenzi turns around, her eyes glazed, out on her feet, and spits a mouthful of blood into Bordy’s face. The Queen of Red screams again and grapples Kenzi, switching over to her back, and pulling her head and arms tight into the cobra clutch she adopted from Redmaine last year, the Le Doux Sommeil de Dieu. She squeezes tight on the throat of Kenzi, every second threatening to cut off all blood and cause permanent damage.

Bordy: “SAY IT, YOU FILTHY DOG!”

Kenzi waves her arms wildly, trying to break free, her eyes going closer and closer to closing.

Kenzi: “LACKLAN, YOU BITCH!”

Bordy screams even more and then pushes forward, slamming Kenzi’s head into the pole again.

Bordy: “I SAID SAY IT!”

Kenzi screams, but her voice loses more and more of its strength. Blood dripping into eyes that are growing dull, her fingers clawing at Bordy’s arms.

Kenzi: “GREY!”

Bordy’s eyes go wide with delight and she pulls even tighter on Kenzi’s arms.

Bordy: “ENCORE! ENCORE!”

She slams Kenzi’s head into the pole again, looking for more, but there seems to be nothing left of Kenzi’s strength. Bordy pulls even harder. Sid is there trying to pull her off. The referee is there to help. Nothing can stop this.

Johnny: “YOUR WINNER…AND STILL CHAOS CHAMPION…LE BORD DE DIEU!!”

Only after Johnny calls the match does Bordy’s lust seem to end. She releases the hold and Kenzi collapses to the ground. The Chaos Championship is handed to her, and she stares at it, her own blood dropping onto the plate. The crowd is a mixture of cheers and jeers for the chaos that was this match.

Suddenly, Bordy drops the title and reaches down to push Sid away from Kenzi. The Chaos Champion takes Kenzi by the arms and pulls her up, the girl’s eyes finally showing life after having been deprived of blood for so long. Bordy stares at her and-


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then pulls her into a hug.

Bordy: “You proved your place. My husband...he...he would be proud to have you as his daughter…”

Kenzi’s bloody face is a mask of confusion. Bordy pushes her away roughly, bends down to pick up her title, and begins the long walk to the back.



Le Bord de Dieu - 7.27

Kenzi Grey-Lacklan - 7.16