Post by Lord Hastings on Aug 18, 2019 11:45:33 GMT -5
Haiku is the Best, Haiku Number One Battle Royal
RP Stip - Entire promo is exactly one haiku
Teenage Sarah spent MANY hours writing Haiku, and while she doesn’t EXACTLY get it right (she’s gets it technically but not spiritually), she was WELL known for frustrating wrestlers of all kinds with her poems when she was a valet before turning pro (just ask Bonecruncher!). Now it is up to YOU to show YOUR skill with the BEST form of poetry around! Open to all members of the roster who wish to provide one additional piece. Last year, the special award given to the two last standing entrants was a shot at the Cooperative Titles...which lead to the dominance that became Team Angell!. Sarah promises that THIS reward will be JUST as good...if not BETTER!
The I HATE HONEY Clusterway
RP Stip - The person who is the kindest to their opponents win
Sarah LOATHES Honey “Sunshine” Smith...and is probs literally the only person in the entire world that does so. She has never been clear on WHY she hates Honey so much but the fact that she DOES is evident. Seeming to be Sarah’s polar opposite, Honey has literally NEVER had ANYTHING bad to say about anyone else...and now its YOUR turn!
Hide Yamazaki
vs
Gabrielle Sinn
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Kate Steele
vs
Alan Wallace
TO BE THE BEST
RP Stip - Must include a training montage
Nothing beats a training montage! Sarah has recently featured them both with Travis Roberts AND Va’Shin-Ay the Pigeon (don’t ask) and wants to see YOU do the same thing!
Travis Pierce
vs
Phrixus Deimos
The Ever-Growing Menagerie Six-Person Cooperative Match
RP Stip - Promos must be from the POV of a beloved pet, past or present
Sarah has always been known for her “baby girl” Lil’ Has the dwarf bunny living in her purse, but the amount of pets in the Grey-Lacklan home has grown in the last two years, in part to fulfill her maternal needs. These days, the “menagerie” includes Has, Boris the Loris, Little Chill Savior (we forget about him most of the time, though), two mostly-feral cats, possibly a monkey (long story), Fireheart the Horse (lives in Maine), and, of course, two flocks of carrier pigeons. Now its time to tell Sarah about YOUR love of animals!
Team Welp, THIS Should Be Fun (Dave Rydell, Donovan Hastings, Travis Roberts)
vs
Team Please Don’t Puke in the Cutie’s Hair; it takes a LOT of time to dye it (Sloane Taylor, Sebastian Everett-Bryce III, Konrad Raab)
Main Event - Elimination Match
#CoolKidsBraggingRights
RP Stip - Promo must feature the handler’s least successful side character, who will be their proxy in the match
The #CoolKids spend a LOT of time together and part of that time is playing video games! They stopped playing shooters after SOMEONE totes NOT named Angie showed how unnecessarily competitive she is, but they LOVE playing wrestling games. They created the MEH Championship (which MAY be sentient?) to be awarded to whoever was champion at the time, with the current champion being Sarah. But after a marathon gaming session over Grand Slam weekend, the four have decided to up the ante by turning their gaming fun into REAL fun by being in the corner and “controlling” someone! Who’s proxy is best? Who’s avatar is best? We can’t wait to find out!
Roxy Cotton
vs
Angie Vaughn
vs
Kenzi Grey-Lacklan
vs
Sarah Grey-Lacklan
2020
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