WrestleStock 2020 Announced Districts
Jul 1, 2020 7:46:28 GMT -5
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Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 1, 2020 7:46:28 GMT -5
Below you will find the list of districts announced so far for WrestleStock, in alphabetical order. This list will be updated as further submissions come in.
If you're wondering what a 'district' is please visit the announcement post n the 'News' section. Districts can be submitted by anyone. If you have any questions let me know.i
‘Arizona Regional Wrestling’
Family friendly local Independent company ARW are bringing a quaint county fair to the Sonoran Desert. Drop by and try your luck on the coconut shy and the hoop-la. Catch your favourite ARW stars in action. Confirmed to appear over the weekend are ‘Sheriff’ Woodrow Harrison, ‘Hyperspace’ Buzz Armstrong, Terrance ‘T-Rex’ Rexitus and more.
Any familiarity to a much loved, four film, animated franchise is purely coincidental.
‘The Astro Creeps Drive-In Movie Theatre’
Not for the faint of heart, bring your chosen form of transport (see the ‘Desert Mobility Center’ entry for more details) to this district to watch horror classics on a big screen, or take in the deathmatch actions taking place inside the ring. If the action on the canvas or the screen doesn't scare you off you can also visit the Astro Creep branded Farmhouse and Petting Zoo, the UGWC Monster Makeover Booth, and the groups very own Virtual Reality experience.
'Boris Slavic Festival'
Join XWF Personality Boris for a celebration of The Motherland. During the daytime stroll across cobbled streets and take in the traditional Slavic fayre. At night don your tracksuit and listen to the pumping hard bass. Enjoy a mistral performance with a beer and a turkey leg in the day time, then stick around for a performance by DJ Blyatman while downing vodka and fried chebureki at night.
‘The Bubblegum District’
The Bubblegum Princess herself is determined to make her mark on WrestleStock 2020, not just in the ring but outside it too. This uplifting and vibrant district is perfect for anyone who just wants to have a good time, from the Unicorn Carousel to the High-Sugar snacks, if you haven’t got a smile on your face from the moment you enter, you may well be an enemy of fun. We have also been pressed to mention there will also be a chain of popular chicken franchise Nando’s in this district.
‘Captain 80’s Funtime Fantasy Land’
Come ride ‘The Runaway Falcor’ or take ‘The Shipmates Plunge’ at the Captains self contained theme park in the desert.
‘The Crusader's District of Adventure’
Think of mixing a Ren fair with a capital city from World of Warcraft (like Orgrimmar or Silvermoon City, none of that Alliance nonsense) and throw in a dash of pop culture and you have Cynric’s district. It’s an accommodations and entertainment district, so this one would be pretty big. Some things adhere to medieval times and some things inexplicably do not. Like... there’s no indoor plumbing but there’s screens in various places so you can watch matches going on in other districts. Rhodium Vain statues are located throughout the district and are often used as reference points when giving direction, which makes everyone incredibly confused. People have taken to placing things at the feet of the statue in order to differentiate which one they’ve just been to, but really it looks like they’re leaving devotions to Vain. This is an entertainment and accommodations district, and as such, there is an Inn where guests can stay in pristine medieval squalor. If lumpy mattresses stuffed with straw or actual feathers and possibly containing bugs are your thing, Ye Olde Restfulness Chambers is the place for you! The bottom floor of the Inn is naturally a tavern, so good luck getting sleep when the peasants are singing ditties at the top of their lungs. These taverns are usually packed of a night because the ale is known to be plentiful and the wenches have all forgotten the faces of their fathers!
‘Desert Mobility Center’
The grounds of WrestleStock 2020 are going to be larger than ever before, and we appreciate some of our guests may not be able to walk far in the harsh heats of the desert. Therefore the Desert Mobility Center offers a wide array of bicycles, tricycles, golf carts and other environmentally sustainable forms of transport for your needs.
‘The Devil’s District’
It wouldn’t be WrestleStock without The Devil’s Most Wanted Motorcycle Club showing up, and this year they are promising to bring good food, a whole lot of alcohol and motorcycles as far as the eye can see(Or at least until the next district). Make sure you grab a bite to eat at the BBQ food truck offering Chaos’ unique take on brisket, ribs, and pulled pork, rub and sauce recipes he began perfecting while still in the state of West By God Virginia. One thing is for sure, if you spend the late hours in this district you’ll have the best time that you’ll never remember.
'The Engine of Chaos/Err Bear Cooperation District'
Whatever form occurs to the district in any given moment is the form it will take for an undetermined amount of time. The veil between worlds will be thinned in this district to allow the passage of unexpected objects and strange geometries. There'll definitely be a Jan Wnek sculpture garden, an offering of psychotropic substances, theremin demonstrations, and coupons that can be redeemed for getting punched in the face by the former members and associates of the Engine of Chaos. The members of the EoC, their proteges, and closest acquaintances may or may not appear at any given time, doing whatever occurs to them in the moment. Or not. It's hard to say. Unchain your fettered imagination.
‘The Hollywood Action Spectacular’
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion Alex Kiseragi has used his contacts in the film industry to bring together some of the finest stunt men and women on the planet in a multi-themed district. Will you see a dirty brawl in an New York style alley, a duel between samurai in Ancient Japan, or a battle against Alien hordes on a spaceship? Demonstrations will run throughout all four days of the festival. Alongside replica props, intricate sets and vintage posters stars such as Philipe Estaban-Wood, of upcoming film Killer Orbital, will be in attendance.
'The Ice House'
UGWC Massive Melee runner up is looking to bring the temperature down in the Sonoran Desert. Iced beverages as far as the eye can see, training seminars with SJW entertainers Camden Carrot and Peekatyou. Also check out the X-Men themed 'iceman' activities for the whole family. Free Bottle of iced Water for every person entering the district.
‘The Imperious Sanguine Desertum’
The Imperial Enterprise conglomerate will be highlighting the many companies that fall under the Umbrella of the corporation started by Sah’ta Thor in 2008. Founded as a way to give the less fortunate a means to better themselves, at WrestleStock 2020 they will display just how far they have grown. In their ring you will see displays from the Imperial Youth wrestlers, but outside you will be able to acquaint yourself with the corporate arm of the ‘Empire of Blood’. Highlights will include the chance to see an Imperial Tank and one of the instantly recognizable maroon Imperial Airlines private jets.
‘JBNUMPpets’
(A terrible portmanteau of the initialism standing for Johnny Bonecrusher's Non-Unionized Mass-Produced puppets)
Come one, come all, and don't make Doctor Numbers' blood, sweat and tears all for naught - purchase your own handmade UGWC hand puppet today! Well, it HAS to be today; we won't be here tomorrow. These puppets are in limited supply, mostly because the so-called good doctor doesn't work as fast as I'd like him to, but "nevertheless", as he would say! All your favourites are here, at least as far as I'm concerned, anyway. All puppets are $40 each, excluding Sarah Grey-Lacklan, who is $15.
‘The LEW Zone’
The British are coming! Actually, they’re already here, and they’ve gone and built themselves an entire district. Traditional English food and weather will be provided, the LEW Championship will be defended, there will be appearances from former PPW star Jay V and current UGWC Cooperative Champion, and challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship, Sebastian Everett-Bryce III. You can take part in the Who-Tang-Fam Free-style Rap Battle, call some action at Dangerous Danny Dilbert’s Colour Commentary School, and dance into the small hours at Tasha’s Dance Party. Or just hang around and ask the wrestlers to identify different pieces of fruit and laugh at their accents.
‘The Oasis’
The Morgan-Baal’s cordially invite you to join them (if you are a person of fine standing in society) in their lavish accommodation district. ‘Bigger on the Inside’ Glamping Accommodation, Turkish bathing houses, meditations centers, fine dining, working plumbing and gorgeous white sand imported directly from the Maldives, await those who are permitted inside this retreat for people who like to shower.
‘The Piercing Media District’
Eager for the true Entertainment Professional experience? Come to the Piercing Media District, where you can participate in a live game of The Piercing Question or Phreakest Link, meet PMN personalities such as Pepper Phoenix and Mike Scapadopolous, and even record yourself presenting the news on a Piercing Truth set! Jet Somers will be on-hand to regale with tales of his journey to search for the supernatural and Bones the Janitor will entertain with descriptions of items from the UGWC Lost Inventory department, available for purchase at reasonably unreasonable prices. This is the one stop shop for all your entertainment needs!
‘The Wicker Man District of Fame’
This accommodation district with plentiful plots to pitch your tent, is decorated with towering wooden Effigies of UGWC Hall of Famers across it’s landscape. Make sure you catch them quick because on the night of the third day, ahead of the HoF ceremony the following day they will be set alight during a spectacular procession through the entire festival grounds.
'The XWF X-Treme Zone'
The XWF crown their invasion of WrestleStock by hosting their very own district. Meet the XWF stars, challenge Vinnie Lane for his 30 Seconds Championship belt, do some axe-throwing, or take your chances on the wet t-shirt dunking booth.
If you're wondering what a 'district' is please visit the announcement post n the 'News' section. Districts can be submitted by anyone. If you have any questions let me know.i
WRESTLESTOCK 2020 DISTRICTS
‘Arizona Regional Wrestling’
Family friendly local Independent company ARW are bringing a quaint county fair to the Sonoran Desert. Drop by and try your luck on the coconut shy and the hoop-la. Catch your favourite ARW stars in action. Confirmed to appear over the weekend are ‘Sheriff’ Woodrow Harrison, ‘Hyperspace’ Buzz Armstrong, Terrance ‘T-Rex’ Rexitus and more.
Any familiarity to a much loved, four film, animated franchise is purely coincidental.
‘The Astro Creeps Drive-In Movie Theatre’
Not for the faint of heart, bring your chosen form of transport (see the ‘Desert Mobility Center’ entry for more details) to this district to watch horror classics on a big screen, or take in the deathmatch actions taking place inside the ring. If the action on the canvas or the screen doesn't scare you off you can also visit the Astro Creep branded Farmhouse and Petting Zoo, the UGWC Monster Makeover Booth, and the groups very own Virtual Reality experience.
'Boris Slavic Festival'
Join XWF Personality Boris for a celebration of The Motherland. During the daytime stroll across cobbled streets and take in the traditional Slavic fayre. At night don your tracksuit and listen to the pumping hard bass. Enjoy a mistral performance with a beer and a turkey leg in the day time, then stick around for a performance by DJ Blyatman while downing vodka and fried chebureki at night.
‘The Bubblegum District’
The Bubblegum Princess herself is determined to make her mark on WrestleStock 2020, not just in the ring but outside it too. This uplifting and vibrant district is perfect for anyone who just wants to have a good time, from the Unicorn Carousel to the High-Sugar snacks, if you haven’t got a smile on your face from the moment you enter, you may well be an enemy of fun. We have also been pressed to mention there will also be a chain of popular chicken franchise Nando’s in this district.
‘Captain 80’s Funtime Fantasy Land’
Come ride ‘The Runaway Falcor’ or take ‘The Shipmates Plunge’ at the Captains self contained theme park in the desert.
‘The Crusader's District of Adventure’
Think of mixing a Ren fair with a capital city from World of Warcraft (like Orgrimmar or Silvermoon City, none of that Alliance nonsense) and throw in a dash of pop culture and you have Cynric’s district. It’s an accommodations and entertainment district, so this one would be pretty big. Some things adhere to medieval times and some things inexplicably do not. Like... there’s no indoor plumbing but there’s screens in various places so you can watch matches going on in other districts. Rhodium Vain statues are located throughout the district and are often used as reference points when giving direction, which makes everyone incredibly confused. People have taken to placing things at the feet of the statue in order to differentiate which one they’ve just been to, but really it looks like they’re leaving devotions to Vain. This is an entertainment and accommodations district, and as such, there is an Inn where guests can stay in pristine medieval squalor. If lumpy mattresses stuffed with straw or actual feathers and possibly containing bugs are your thing, Ye Olde Restfulness Chambers is the place for you! The bottom floor of the Inn is naturally a tavern, so good luck getting sleep when the peasants are singing ditties at the top of their lungs. These taverns are usually packed of a night because the ale is known to be plentiful and the wenches have all forgotten the faces of their fathers!
‘Desert Mobility Center’
The grounds of WrestleStock 2020 are going to be larger than ever before, and we appreciate some of our guests may not be able to walk far in the harsh heats of the desert. Therefore the Desert Mobility Center offers a wide array of bicycles, tricycles, golf carts and other environmentally sustainable forms of transport for your needs.
‘The Devil’s District’
It wouldn’t be WrestleStock without The Devil’s Most Wanted Motorcycle Club showing up, and this year they are promising to bring good food, a whole lot of alcohol and motorcycles as far as the eye can see(Or at least until the next district). Make sure you grab a bite to eat at the BBQ food truck offering Chaos’ unique take on brisket, ribs, and pulled pork, rub and sauce recipes he began perfecting while still in the state of West By God Virginia. One thing is for sure, if you spend the late hours in this district you’ll have the best time that you’ll never remember.
'The Engine of Chaos/Err Bear Cooperation District'
Whatever form occurs to the district in any given moment is the form it will take for an undetermined amount of time. The veil between worlds will be thinned in this district to allow the passage of unexpected objects and strange geometries. There'll definitely be a Jan Wnek sculpture garden, an offering of psychotropic substances, theremin demonstrations, and coupons that can be redeemed for getting punched in the face by the former members and associates of the Engine of Chaos. The members of the EoC, their proteges, and closest acquaintances may or may not appear at any given time, doing whatever occurs to them in the moment. Or not. It's hard to say. Unchain your fettered imagination.
‘The Hollywood Action Spectacular’
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion Alex Kiseragi has used his contacts in the film industry to bring together some of the finest stunt men and women on the planet in a multi-themed district. Will you see a dirty brawl in an New York style alley, a duel between samurai in Ancient Japan, or a battle against Alien hordes on a spaceship? Demonstrations will run throughout all four days of the festival. Alongside replica props, intricate sets and vintage posters stars such as Philipe Estaban-Wood, of upcoming film Killer Orbital, will be in attendance.
'The Ice House'
UGWC Massive Melee runner up is looking to bring the temperature down in the Sonoran Desert. Iced beverages as far as the eye can see, training seminars with SJW entertainers Camden Carrot and Peekatyou. Also check out the X-Men themed 'iceman' activities for the whole family. Free Bottle of iced Water for every person entering the district.
‘The Imperious Sanguine Desertum’
The Imperial Enterprise conglomerate will be highlighting the many companies that fall under the Umbrella of the corporation started by Sah’ta Thor in 2008. Founded as a way to give the less fortunate a means to better themselves, at WrestleStock 2020 they will display just how far they have grown. In their ring you will see displays from the Imperial Youth wrestlers, but outside you will be able to acquaint yourself with the corporate arm of the ‘Empire of Blood’. Highlights will include the chance to see an Imperial Tank and one of the instantly recognizable maroon Imperial Airlines private jets.
‘JBNUMPpets’
(A terrible portmanteau of the initialism standing for Johnny Bonecrusher's Non-Unionized Mass-Produced puppets)
Come one, come all, and don't make Doctor Numbers' blood, sweat and tears all for naught - purchase your own handmade UGWC hand puppet today! Well, it HAS to be today; we won't be here tomorrow. These puppets are in limited supply, mostly because the so-called good doctor doesn't work as fast as I'd like him to, but "nevertheless", as he would say! All your favourites are here, at least as far as I'm concerned, anyway. All puppets are $40 each, excluding Sarah Grey-Lacklan, who is $15.
‘The LEW Zone’
The British are coming! Actually, they’re already here, and they’ve gone and built themselves an entire district. Traditional English food and weather will be provided, the LEW Championship will be defended, there will be appearances from former PPW star Jay V and current UGWC Cooperative Champion, and challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship, Sebastian Everett-Bryce III. You can take part in the Who-Tang-Fam Free-style Rap Battle, call some action at Dangerous Danny Dilbert’s Colour Commentary School, and dance into the small hours at Tasha’s Dance Party. Or just hang around and ask the wrestlers to identify different pieces of fruit and laugh at their accents.
‘The Oasis’
The Morgan-Baal’s cordially invite you to join them (if you are a person of fine standing in society) in their lavish accommodation district. ‘Bigger on the Inside’ Glamping Accommodation, Turkish bathing houses, meditations centers, fine dining, working plumbing and gorgeous white sand imported directly from the Maldives, await those who are permitted inside this retreat for people who like to shower.
‘The Piercing Media District’
Eager for the true Entertainment Professional experience? Come to the Piercing Media District, where you can participate in a live game of The Piercing Question or Phreakest Link, meet PMN personalities such as Pepper Phoenix and Mike Scapadopolous, and even record yourself presenting the news on a Piercing Truth set! Jet Somers will be on-hand to regale with tales of his journey to search for the supernatural and Bones the Janitor will entertain with descriptions of items from the UGWC Lost Inventory department, available for purchase at reasonably unreasonable prices. This is the one stop shop for all your entertainment needs!
‘The Wicker Man District of Fame’
This accommodation district with plentiful plots to pitch your tent, is decorated with towering wooden Effigies of UGWC Hall of Famers across it’s landscape. Make sure you catch them quick because on the night of the third day, ahead of the HoF ceremony the following day they will be set alight during a spectacular procession through the entire festival grounds.
'The XWF X-Treme Zone'
The XWF crown their invasion of WrestleStock by hosting their very own district. Meet the XWF stars, challenge Vinnie Lane for his 30 Seconds Championship belt, do some axe-throwing, or take your chances on the wet t-shirt dunking booth.
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