Post by UGWC Staff on May 3, 2021 20:43:14 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for May 3rd, 2021!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sloane Taylor
- Next Defense: The Outlast Tournament
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Centurion
- Next Defense: May 10 vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Incendium
- Next Defense: May 17 vs TBA
Chaos Champion: Tempest
- Next Defense:TONIGHT vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Gabriel Baal
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Dave Rydell
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Centurion picked up the first of three wins for UGWC at Incursion, having been victorious over the Carnage Wrestling Baltimore City Champion. Commentary notes while Deimos is entering that this is his first appearance since falling into the Inferno Pit at Ignition. Deimos appears fixated on Centurion, ignoring the other two participants as the match gets under way.
Cervantes dives past Deimos, pulling him into a rollup. Deimos kicks out immediately, but stands up into a dropkick from Rex that knocks him through the ropes to the outside. Centurion has backed into a corner to watch this unfold, and now he steps up as the three of them circle the ring. Cervantes feints a kick towards Centurion before pivoting and catching Rex by surprise with a spinning back fist. Centurion clubs Cervantes from behind for spinning him around and chopping him back into a corner. Centurion whips Cervantes towards the opposite corner and gives chase, but Cervantes swings out from one side of the turnbuckle, rebounds off the ring steps then grabs the ropes on the opposite side of the turnbuckle and swings in for the Carousel Kick. Cervantes covers, but Deimos breaks it up.
Deimos picks Cervantes up into a vertical suplex, and begins working on his arm as Rex begins grinding and wearing down Centurion. Deimos immediately shifts his attention and rolls out of the ring, reaching back in and tripping up Rex before yanking him to the outside. Deimos hurls Rex into the steel steps, as back in the ring Centurion knocks Cervantes down with a dropkick, quickly covers but Cervantes kicks out at one and a half.
Centurion puts Cervantes into a side headlock, but Cervantes makes a show of putting up a finger and wagging it before slipping out. Cervantes ducks under a clothesline, and runs towards the ropes before ascending them and backflipping off into Lament For a Toy Factory, only to immediately get speared by Deimos. Deimos brings Cervantes to the corner and stomps him down to the mat. Rex is back into the ring and shoves Deimos from behind so that he hits the turnbuckle face first, and Deimos stumbles back out right into Rex, who puts him in a hammerlock and lifts him into Hammer the Nail as Cervantes rolls onto the apron. Rex covers, but Centurion breaks it up.
Deimos rolls out of the ring as Centurion goes to whip Rex towards the ropes, but Rex reverses it and catches Centurion on the return with an arm drag. Centurion rolls right to his feet, hitting the ropes again before Rex takes him down with a second arm drag. Centurion again rolls to his feet and continues his momentum, with Rex getting ready for a third arm drag, only for Centurion to drill him this time with Bloody Symphony! Centurion kips back up to his feet, but Cervantes slingshots over the top rope into STL, and that’s good for the three!
Winner: Montague Cervantes
Time: 6:47
Cervantes rolls out of the ring and takes a bow on the ramp, as commentary notes the impact this will have on the division rankings. Centurion stares at Cervantes from the ring, but turns around to see Deimos standing in front of him, holding the Cross-Hemisphere Title. Centurion hesitates, but Deimos hands him the championship before leaving the ring.
As Rydell makes his way to the ring, we are treated to a highlight package of notable moments from his career, however it is periodically interrupted by PSAs from Baal tearing him down for various failures.
Baal meets Rydell in the center of the ring, and they lock up. Baal tries to put Rydell into a hammerlock, but Rydell counters right out of it and shoves Baal away. Baal comes back and tries to take Rydell over into a fireman’s carry, but Rydell lands on his feet, then sweeps his leg and trips Baal up. Rydell waits for Baal to get back up, and they lock up again, and eventually Baal gets Rydell into a hammerlock. Rydell counters through and transitions into a side suplex, but Baal floats out of it. Baal goes for a running bulldog, but Rydell shoves Baal away. Baal bounces off the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Rydell ducks under it. Baal stumbles off balance into the ropes, then turns and stares at Rydell, and Rydell just shrugs his shoulders at him. Baal charges at him, but Rydell sidesteps him and pulls down the top rope, and Baal tumbles over them to ringside.
Baal gets up and turns back to the ring, but Rydell leaps over the ropes and crashes into Baal with a crossbody tackle! Rydell rolls right back to his feet, and he pulls Baal up and rolls him into the ring. Rydell steps up onto the apron, and as Baal gets up Rydell vaults the ropes and hits a modified missile dropkick. Rydell rolls on top of Baal and hooks the leg for a two count. Rydell rolls off and kips up, waiting for Baal to get back to his feet. They lock up again, and Baal whips Rydell across the ring, but Rydell comes back and slams into Baal with a hard shoulder tackle! Rydell covers with a lateral press, but Baal kicks out at one and a half. Baal gets up, but Rydell scoop slams him to the mat. Rydell hops onto the top rope, then leaps off for the Rydell Bomb, but Baal rolls out of the way! Baal pops to his feet and grabs Rydell for the Call, then goes right into a cover, one, two, Rydell kicks out!
Baal picks up Rydell’s legs, looking to apply a hold of some kind, but Rydell kicks him away. Baal stumbles towards the corner, and Rydell charges at him, but Baal sidesteps it and Rydell crashes into the corner. Baal tears into him with hard chops, and then sets Rydell up on the top rope. Baal climbs the ropes himself, and hits two right hands, but Rydell chops him in the chest. Baal takes a step back off the ropes, but comes right back with a right hand to the gut, and Baal climbs back up, and sets up and hits a superplex! Both men are down!
After several seconds, Baal rolls over and lays his arm across Rydell, but Rydell gets his shoulder up at two! Baal gets to his feet, and he claps his hands at the referee with an annoyed glare. Rydell is stirring, and Baal goes to pull him up, only for Rydell to grab him for the Virus of Life, but Baal shoves him away, and Rydell collides with Glenn Burke! The referee spills through the ropes to ringside as Rydell stumbles into the ropes himself, towards the corner, and back out right into Catatonia 2.0! Baal has the cover, but the referee is down on the outside!
Baal glances around, and he rolls to the outside. Baal shakes Burke and yells at him to get back up. Rydell starts to stir, and Baal notices. He slides in and pulls Rydell to the center of the ring, but Rydell counters into the Virus of Life! Rydell covers! Glenn Burke is getting up on the outside, and he rolls in! Rydell has the cover, and Burke moves into position, one, two, thr-NO!
Rydell pushes the arm back down and covers again, but Baal kicks out again. Rydell slams his fist on the mat in frustration, but he gets back to his feet and waves at Baal to get up. Baal stirs and stumbles up, and Rydell goes for the Virus of Life, but Baal counters into an inverted DDT! Baal kips up, and he stands over Rydell with a smirk on his face. Baal bounces off the ropes, leaps over Rydell and springboards off the far ropes, connecting with the Freudian Slip as Rydell was starting to get up! Baal covers, but Rydell gets the shoulder up at two! Baal attempts to transition into Chaotic Sedation, but Rydell slips out before it can be locked in and rolls out of the ring. They lock eyes through the ropes as Rydell catches his breath, and Rydell slides back into the ring. Baal swings for a clothesline, but Rydell ducks it, and bounces off the ropes and hits a face crusher, and follows it up with a lionsault! Rydell hooks the leg, one, two, Baal kicks out!
Rydell pulls Baal up into a side headlock, but Baal twists out of it and goes for a clothesline, only for Rydell to duck it and go for the After Shock, but Baal blocks it! Baal goes for an elbow drop, but Rydell rolls out of his way and back to his feet. Rydell goes for the Rydell Stomp while Baal is still down, but Baal pulls back out of the way, springing to his fight directly into Catatonia 2.0! Rydell staggers, somehow staying on his feet, but Baal follows up with a kick to the gut, and lifts him into The Rise of Order! Baal collapses on top of him and gets the three!
Winner: Gabriel Baal
Time: 18:53
Sloane Taylor is here to address what happened at Incursion!
It is Dr. Numbers and not Johnny Bonecrusher that leads Hide and Atara to the ring tonight, as Johnny Bonecrusher is crashing the Carnage Wrestling broadcast.
Eden is set to start the match against Hide, but she motions for him to wait and asks him if he wants a kiss from his wife. She pantomimes blowing him a kiss, only to open her hand and blow ashes in his face. Hide is momentarily blinded and Pierce demands an explanation from his partner, but when she looks at him he follows up by asking why she would do it before the cameras could be in proper position and tells her to do it again so they can get it from another angle. Hide grabs Eden from behind and throws her through the ropes, then grabs Pierce and yanks him over the top rope and into the ring.
Hide stomps away repeatedly on Pierce as commentary points out that Eden is technically the legal competitor. Hide sets up Pierce for a gutwrench, but before he can lift him Eden slides back into the ring and delivers a chop block. Atara rushes into the ring and drills Eden with a mighty Front Kick that launches her back into the corner, but Sam Green intervenes, attempting to restore order, and forces Atara back to her corner. Hide advances towards Eden, but Pierce notes Green still occupied with Atara and delivers another chop block to Hide before rolling out of the ring, and with Hide dropped to a knee Eden comes out of the corner and connects with Bow Down. She covers and shouts at Green, who turns back around and slides into position to make the count, but Hide kicks out at one and a half.
Eden and Pierce make a series of tags, cutting the ring in half and keeping Hide isolated from his partner, as commentary reminds us of the years of history between Eden and Pierce as well as their respective experience in the cooperative division. Pierce showboats a bit before lifting Hide into a fireman’s carry position, setting up Signing Off, but Hide floats off and shoves him back towards his own corner. Pierce slams on the breaks and spins back to face Hide, but he’s already dove to his corner and made the tag to Atara, and she rushes into the ring and drills Pierce with the Judgement of Paris! Atara covers, but Eden breaks it up!
Eden glances towards Hide and quickly rolls back to her corner, meanwhile Atara sets up putting Pierce into a Gedo Clutch for another pinning predicament, but he kicks out at two. She goes to grab him again, but he surprises her with an inside cradle for a two count of his own. They both pop to their feet and she goes for Atara’s Front Kick, but Pierce sidesteps it and grabs her for the Breakdown, covers but this time it’s broken up by Hide. Hide rolls to the outside as Pierce picks Atara up into a scoop slam and steps through the ropes to the apron, climbing the turnbuckle in a neutral corner. He’s looking to finish her off with the Piercing Blow, but Eden suddenly shrieks as Hide is coming around the ring and heading directly for her. She drops off the apron and backs away from him as Pierce looks to see what is happening, meanwhile Atara springs onto the second rope, pulling Pierce off the turnbuckle into From a Dove! She covers and gets the three!
Winners: Atara Themis and Hide Yamazaki
Time: 8:19
Dr. Numbers gets Hide to come back into the ring to celebrate with Atara, as commentary speculates as to what Eden and Baal will make of this new threat in the cooperative division.
We’re going to skip the entrances, because honestly, who cares about them before a Chaos Championship match? Both competitors start by charging at each other, looking like they’re going to engage in a slugfest, but Lucy is too smart for that and takes to the air to give Tempest an up close and personal inspection of the soles of her wrestling boots. The impact drives him back into the ropes and when he bounces off of them, she superkicks him and then knocks him down with a spinning heel kick. She keeps the assault up with a springboard elbow, then slides from the ring and pulls two trash can lids from under the ring. She proceeds to use Tempest’s head like a pinata. She finally wedges them into the corner and throws him face first into them. And there’s our first blood of the match.
She leaves the ring to get more weapons, but doesn’t get that far thanks to Kosnar. As usual, he runs interference for Tempest. He grabs her by the head and hoofs her into the ringpost head first, then pulls her up and bounces her off of the barrier, choke slams her onto the apron and well, what would a UGWC broadcast be without a destroyed announcers table? This gives Tempest a chance to recover and once he’s back up, a table comes out and Lucy is placed into it like a sacrifice to whatever macabre being Tempest and his Creeps believe in. If Tempest sees it as an altar, and one can never be sure what’s going through his head at any moment, he soon desecrates it by driving Lucy through it with his own body by using something that could loosely be called a splash.
Tempest spends the next few minutes alternating between throwing Lucy around the ringside area and pummeling her with random objects from under the ring. Among them are a cane, a ring wrench, the business end of one of the trash cans that Lucy had used the lid from, a folding card table and a stop sign. By the time he’s done, she’s also a bloody mess. He nods and Kosnar throws her back into the ring. Tempest and Kosnar slide a quartet of tables into the ring, with Tempest sliding in after them. He and Kosnar set them up across the ring. He tells Kosnar to powerslam Lucy through the table from the second rope, then put her on the other tables when he’s done. Kosnar ascends to the 2nd rope in the corner, with the tiny looking form of Lucy dangling over his massive shoulder. He leaps off and whips her off of his shoulder.
Wylde Liberation!
Two of the tables explode as Kosnar goes through them. Lucy stands up and collapses onto the edge of the remaining tables. Tempest smiles and goes to leap from the turnbuckle when Montague Cervantes' music begins to play out of nowhere! The distraction causes Tempest to stumble and instead of leaping off of the top rope his feet get tangled and he plummets off of the top and face first through the other two tables.
She pulls a chair up and opens it, then pulls Tempest up and lays him face first across it. She runs back to the opposite corner, then runs across and drives it up into his head with “Keep Your Chin Up”. She’s going to feel that later.
One she recovers from the shock, she pulls the chair back up and drives Tempest into it face first with the springboard version “Wylde Liberation”. She drops onto Tempest for the pin, but he somehow kicks out at two point nine! She sets up two chairs face to face with Tempest in between and after a “Calamity From The Skies”, she gets the three-count to become the NEW Chaos Champion!
Winner: Lucy Wylde
Time: 15:49
End Show
Lucy Wylde - 7.47
Tempest - 7.39
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sloane Taylor
- Next Defense: The Outlast Tournament
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Centurion
- Next Defense: May 10 vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Incendium
- Next Defense: May 17 vs TBA
Chaos Champion: Tempest
- Next Defense:TONIGHT vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Gabriel Baal
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Dave Rydell
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Cross-Hemisphere Division Match: Carlson Rex vs Centurion vs Montague Cervantes vs Phrixus Deimos
Centurion picked up the first of three wins for UGWC at Incursion, having been victorious over the Carnage Wrestling Baltimore City Champion. Commentary notes while Deimos is entering that this is his first appearance since falling into the Inferno Pit at Ignition. Deimos appears fixated on Centurion, ignoring the other two participants as the match gets under way.
Cervantes dives past Deimos, pulling him into a rollup. Deimos kicks out immediately, but stands up into a dropkick from Rex that knocks him through the ropes to the outside. Centurion has backed into a corner to watch this unfold, and now he steps up as the three of them circle the ring. Cervantes feints a kick towards Centurion before pivoting and catching Rex by surprise with a spinning back fist. Centurion clubs Cervantes from behind for spinning him around and chopping him back into a corner. Centurion whips Cervantes towards the opposite corner and gives chase, but Cervantes swings out from one side of the turnbuckle, rebounds off the ring steps then grabs the ropes on the opposite side of the turnbuckle and swings in for the Carousel Kick. Cervantes covers, but Deimos breaks it up.
Deimos picks Cervantes up into a vertical suplex, and begins working on his arm as Rex begins grinding and wearing down Centurion. Deimos immediately shifts his attention and rolls out of the ring, reaching back in and tripping up Rex before yanking him to the outside. Deimos hurls Rex into the steel steps, as back in the ring Centurion knocks Cervantes down with a dropkick, quickly covers but Cervantes kicks out at one and a half.
Centurion puts Cervantes into a side headlock, but Cervantes makes a show of putting up a finger and wagging it before slipping out. Cervantes ducks under a clothesline, and runs towards the ropes before ascending them and backflipping off into Lament For a Toy Factory, only to immediately get speared by Deimos. Deimos brings Cervantes to the corner and stomps him down to the mat. Rex is back into the ring and shoves Deimos from behind so that he hits the turnbuckle face first, and Deimos stumbles back out right into Rex, who puts him in a hammerlock and lifts him into Hammer the Nail as Cervantes rolls onto the apron. Rex covers, but Centurion breaks it up.
Deimos rolls out of the ring as Centurion goes to whip Rex towards the ropes, but Rex reverses it and catches Centurion on the return with an arm drag. Centurion rolls right to his feet, hitting the ropes again before Rex takes him down with a second arm drag. Centurion again rolls to his feet and continues his momentum, with Rex getting ready for a third arm drag, only for Centurion to drill him this time with Bloody Symphony! Centurion kips back up to his feet, but Cervantes slingshots over the top rope into STL, and that’s good for the three!
Winner: Montague Cervantes
Time: 6:47
Cervantes rolls out of the ring and takes a bow on the ramp, as commentary notes the impact this will have on the division rankings. Centurion stares at Cervantes from the ring, but turns around to see Deimos standing in front of him, holding the Cross-Hemisphere Title. Centurion hesitates, but Deimos hands him the championship before leaving the ring.
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Gabriel Baal vs Dave Rydell
As Rydell makes his way to the ring, we are treated to a highlight package of notable moments from his career, however it is periodically interrupted by PSAs from Baal tearing him down for various failures.
Baal meets Rydell in the center of the ring, and they lock up. Baal tries to put Rydell into a hammerlock, but Rydell counters right out of it and shoves Baal away. Baal comes back and tries to take Rydell over into a fireman’s carry, but Rydell lands on his feet, then sweeps his leg and trips Baal up. Rydell waits for Baal to get back up, and they lock up again, and eventually Baal gets Rydell into a hammerlock. Rydell counters through and transitions into a side suplex, but Baal floats out of it. Baal goes for a running bulldog, but Rydell shoves Baal away. Baal bounces off the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Rydell ducks under it. Baal stumbles off balance into the ropes, then turns and stares at Rydell, and Rydell just shrugs his shoulders at him. Baal charges at him, but Rydell sidesteps him and pulls down the top rope, and Baal tumbles over them to ringside.
Baal gets up and turns back to the ring, but Rydell leaps over the ropes and crashes into Baal with a crossbody tackle! Rydell rolls right back to his feet, and he pulls Baal up and rolls him into the ring. Rydell steps up onto the apron, and as Baal gets up Rydell vaults the ropes and hits a modified missile dropkick. Rydell rolls on top of Baal and hooks the leg for a two count. Rydell rolls off and kips up, waiting for Baal to get back to his feet. They lock up again, and Baal whips Rydell across the ring, but Rydell comes back and slams into Baal with a hard shoulder tackle! Rydell covers with a lateral press, but Baal kicks out at one and a half. Baal gets up, but Rydell scoop slams him to the mat. Rydell hops onto the top rope, then leaps off for the Rydell Bomb, but Baal rolls out of the way! Baal pops to his feet and grabs Rydell for the Call, then goes right into a cover, one, two, Rydell kicks out!
Baal picks up Rydell’s legs, looking to apply a hold of some kind, but Rydell kicks him away. Baal stumbles towards the corner, and Rydell charges at him, but Baal sidesteps it and Rydell crashes into the corner. Baal tears into him with hard chops, and then sets Rydell up on the top rope. Baal climbs the ropes himself, and hits two right hands, but Rydell chops him in the chest. Baal takes a step back off the ropes, but comes right back with a right hand to the gut, and Baal climbs back up, and sets up and hits a superplex! Both men are down!
After several seconds, Baal rolls over and lays his arm across Rydell, but Rydell gets his shoulder up at two! Baal gets to his feet, and he claps his hands at the referee with an annoyed glare. Rydell is stirring, and Baal goes to pull him up, only for Rydell to grab him for the Virus of Life, but Baal shoves him away, and Rydell collides with Glenn Burke! The referee spills through the ropes to ringside as Rydell stumbles into the ropes himself, towards the corner, and back out right into Catatonia 2.0! Baal has the cover, but the referee is down on the outside!
Baal glances around, and he rolls to the outside. Baal shakes Burke and yells at him to get back up. Rydell starts to stir, and Baal notices. He slides in and pulls Rydell to the center of the ring, but Rydell counters into the Virus of Life! Rydell covers! Glenn Burke is getting up on the outside, and he rolls in! Rydell has the cover, and Burke moves into position, one, two, thr-NO!
Rydell pushes the arm back down and covers again, but Baal kicks out again. Rydell slams his fist on the mat in frustration, but he gets back to his feet and waves at Baal to get up. Baal stirs and stumbles up, and Rydell goes for the Virus of Life, but Baal counters into an inverted DDT! Baal kips up, and he stands over Rydell with a smirk on his face. Baal bounces off the ropes, leaps over Rydell and springboards off the far ropes, connecting with the Freudian Slip as Rydell was starting to get up! Baal covers, but Rydell gets the shoulder up at two! Baal attempts to transition into Chaotic Sedation, but Rydell slips out before it can be locked in and rolls out of the ring. They lock eyes through the ropes as Rydell catches his breath, and Rydell slides back into the ring. Baal swings for a clothesline, but Rydell ducks it, and bounces off the ropes and hits a face crusher, and follows it up with a lionsault! Rydell hooks the leg, one, two, Baal kicks out!
Rydell pulls Baal up into a side headlock, but Baal twists out of it and goes for a clothesline, only for Rydell to duck it and go for the After Shock, but Baal blocks it! Baal goes for an elbow drop, but Rydell rolls out of his way and back to his feet. Rydell goes for the Rydell Stomp while Baal is still down, but Baal pulls back out of the way, springing to his fight directly into Catatonia 2.0! Rydell staggers, somehow staying on his feet, but Baal follows up with a kick to the gut, and lifts him into The Rise of Order! Baal collapses on top of him and gets the three!
Winner: Gabriel Baal
Time: 18:53
~Commercial Break~
Sloane Taylor is here to address what happened at Incursion!
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match: Atara Themis and Hide Yamazaki vs Eden Morgan and Travis Pierce
It is Dr. Numbers and not Johnny Bonecrusher that leads Hide and Atara to the ring tonight, as Johnny Bonecrusher is crashing the Carnage Wrestling broadcast.
Eden is set to start the match against Hide, but she motions for him to wait and asks him if he wants a kiss from his wife. She pantomimes blowing him a kiss, only to open her hand and blow ashes in his face. Hide is momentarily blinded and Pierce demands an explanation from his partner, but when she looks at him he follows up by asking why she would do it before the cameras could be in proper position and tells her to do it again so they can get it from another angle. Hide grabs Eden from behind and throws her through the ropes, then grabs Pierce and yanks him over the top rope and into the ring.
Hide stomps away repeatedly on Pierce as commentary points out that Eden is technically the legal competitor. Hide sets up Pierce for a gutwrench, but before he can lift him Eden slides back into the ring and delivers a chop block. Atara rushes into the ring and drills Eden with a mighty Front Kick that launches her back into the corner, but Sam Green intervenes, attempting to restore order, and forces Atara back to her corner. Hide advances towards Eden, but Pierce notes Green still occupied with Atara and delivers another chop block to Hide before rolling out of the ring, and with Hide dropped to a knee Eden comes out of the corner and connects with Bow Down. She covers and shouts at Green, who turns back around and slides into position to make the count, but Hide kicks out at one and a half.
Eden and Pierce make a series of tags, cutting the ring in half and keeping Hide isolated from his partner, as commentary reminds us of the years of history between Eden and Pierce as well as their respective experience in the cooperative division. Pierce showboats a bit before lifting Hide into a fireman’s carry position, setting up Signing Off, but Hide floats off and shoves him back towards his own corner. Pierce slams on the breaks and spins back to face Hide, but he’s already dove to his corner and made the tag to Atara, and she rushes into the ring and drills Pierce with the Judgement of Paris! Atara covers, but Eden breaks it up!
Eden glances towards Hide and quickly rolls back to her corner, meanwhile Atara sets up putting Pierce into a Gedo Clutch for another pinning predicament, but he kicks out at two. She goes to grab him again, but he surprises her with an inside cradle for a two count of his own. They both pop to their feet and she goes for Atara’s Front Kick, but Pierce sidesteps it and grabs her for the Breakdown, covers but this time it’s broken up by Hide. Hide rolls to the outside as Pierce picks Atara up into a scoop slam and steps through the ropes to the apron, climbing the turnbuckle in a neutral corner. He’s looking to finish her off with the Piercing Blow, but Eden suddenly shrieks as Hide is coming around the ring and heading directly for her. She drops off the apron and backs away from him as Pierce looks to see what is happening, meanwhile Atara springs onto the second rope, pulling Pierce off the turnbuckle into From a Dove! She covers and gets the three!
Winners: Atara Themis and Hide Yamazaki
Time: 8:19
Dr. Numbers gets Hide to come back into the ring to celebrate with Atara, as commentary speculates as to what Eden and Baal will make of this new threat in the cooperative division.
~Commercial Break~
Chaos Championship: Tempest vs Lucy Wylde
We’re going to skip the entrances, because honestly, who cares about them before a Chaos Championship match? Both competitors start by charging at each other, looking like they’re going to engage in a slugfest, but Lucy is too smart for that and takes to the air to give Tempest an up close and personal inspection of the soles of her wrestling boots. The impact drives him back into the ropes and when he bounces off of them, she superkicks him and then knocks him down with a spinning heel kick. She keeps the assault up with a springboard elbow, then slides from the ring and pulls two trash can lids from under the ring. She proceeds to use Tempest’s head like a pinata. She finally wedges them into the corner and throws him face first into them. And there’s our first blood of the match.
She leaves the ring to get more weapons, but doesn’t get that far thanks to Kosnar. As usual, he runs interference for Tempest. He grabs her by the head and hoofs her into the ringpost head first, then pulls her up and bounces her off of the barrier, choke slams her onto the apron and well, what would a UGWC broadcast be without a destroyed announcers table? This gives Tempest a chance to recover and once he’s back up, a table comes out and Lucy is placed into it like a sacrifice to whatever macabre being Tempest and his Creeps believe in. If Tempest sees it as an altar, and one can never be sure what’s going through his head at any moment, he soon desecrates it by driving Lucy through it with his own body by using something that could loosely be called a splash.
Tempest spends the next few minutes alternating between throwing Lucy around the ringside area and pummeling her with random objects from under the ring. Among them are a cane, a ring wrench, the business end of one of the trash cans that Lucy had used the lid from, a folding card table and a stop sign. By the time he’s done, she’s also a bloody mess. He nods and Kosnar throws her back into the ring. Tempest and Kosnar slide a quartet of tables into the ring, with Tempest sliding in after them. He and Kosnar set them up across the ring. He tells Kosnar to powerslam Lucy through the table from the second rope, then put her on the other tables when he’s done. Kosnar ascends to the 2nd rope in the corner, with the tiny looking form of Lucy dangling over his massive shoulder. He leaps off and whips her off of his shoulder.
Wylde Liberation!
Two of the tables explode as Kosnar goes through them. Lucy stands up and collapses onto the edge of the remaining tables. Tempest smiles and goes to leap from the turnbuckle when Montague Cervantes' music begins to play out of nowhere! The distraction causes Tempest to stumble and instead of leaping off of the top rope his feet get tangled and he plummets off of the top and face first through the other two tables.
She pulls a chair up and opens it, then pulls Tempest up and lays him face first across it. She runs back to the opposite corner, then runs across and drives it up into his head with “Keep Your Chin Up”. She’s going to feel that later.
One she recovers from the shock, she pulls the chair back up and drives Tempest into it face first with the springboard version “Wylde Liberation”. She drops onto Tempest for the pin, but he somehow kicks out at two point nine! She sets up two chairs face to face with Tempest in between and after a “Calamity From The Skies”, she gets the three-count to become the NEW Chaos Champion!
Winner: Lucy Wylde
Time: 15:49
End Show
Lucy Wylde - 7.47
Tempest - 7.39