Post by "The Boy Named Sue" Sue Cooley on Jul 23, 2021 1:20:32 GMT -5
Character Name: “The Boy Named Sue” Sue Cooley
Twitter: N/A
Nickname: The Boy Named Sue
Hometown: Texarkana, Arkansas
Height: 6’1’
Weight: 185 pounds
Alignment: Heel
In-Ring Style: Brawler/High flyer
Bio: His parents got pregnant with him very late in life, when they were both in their 40s. He was supposed to be a girl. They wanted it to be a girl. The pregnancy doctor even told his parents he was gonna be a girl. His parents built the entire baby room girly and they’d picked out the name Sue Ellen Cooley for him. He was supposed to be a she who would go on to become a doctor or lawyer or something successful like that. What a surprise that got when the baby was born and it was a boy! Mom had a breakdown and bailed, leaving the father to raise him. The father named him Sue anyway, perhaps as punishment for ruining his relationship with the mother, although his dad would claim he did it to toughen him up since he wasn’t always gonna be around to raise him.
His dad was right. In school everytime a girl would giggle at his name he’d turn red. When a boy would make fun of his name he’d try to bust their head. Life wasn’t easy for a boy named Sue. When he got into his 16-18 years old range he became famous on social media for routinely getting his ass beat by groups of kids in his high school who would make vine videos at his expense over how his name is Sue. In one video from a few years ago which has reached over 47 million views as of July 2020 he was jumped by some kids at school who then crossed dressed him into a female cheerleader uniform and tied him to the goalpost right before a big game.
He quit school the next day and turned to crime to support himself, robbing houses and minor crime stuff. He got busted and served some small jail time here and there, and it’s at this time he fell into the gang activities. He’d get out and help the 870 gang handle their turf. He was actually just a token white guy they’d shuffle to the front to speak to the cops when they rolled up on them for some booshit, but he didn’t know that. Eventually the popularity of that vine video(s) made other gangs lose respect fo the 870 gang and they started losing turf cuz of it so they kicked him out.
He was bailed out of jail last year by someone from Action Wrestling who offered him a contract to go train to be a wrestler and then to be assigned to the Crusierweight division. This person said Sue could let out his pent up life anger out on people and get paid for it. With nothing to lose he went and trained and got his wrestling graduation degree from the John Blade school of Wrestlenomics. His career in AW was short lived due to an injury. After rehabbing, he was approached by someone from UGWC who offered him a contract with the company so he he can earn a steady paycheck, let his anger out, and hook up with some of the hot women wrestlers in UGWC.
He does have ALOT of anger issues still. Who wouldn’t though, if they were a boy named Sue?
Attire: Gang style baggy pants that sag way too low like he’s straight thugging. White beater shirt. Fubu shoes.
Theme song:
“Boy Named Sue” by Johnny Cash (he doesn’t like the song but he uses it as a means to piss himself off even more before the match to give him an extra adrenaline edge because it reminds him of his life’s torment which he will take out on his opponent)
Pic Base:
Vanilla Ice (the 80s/90s version when he was on top of all the billboards and “Ice Ice Baby” was at its biggest popularity).
Entrance: “Boy Named Sue” plays and he comes out looking pissed the fuck off. The crowd is already on his ass …
CROWD:
“YOUR NAME IS SUE
HOW DO YOU DO?”
Clap!Clap! stomp-stomp-stomp
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Boy Named Sue (giggles)... Sue Cooley.
He gets into some heated exchanges with some of the fans before finally making it to the ring and entering. He flips them all off as he goes to his corner getting into the ref’s face because he thinks the ref is making fun of his name too.
Favorite moves (at least 15 moves):
1. Stalling dropkick
2. Drive By Booting
3. Float Over DDT
4. Flap Jack
5. Discus punch
6. Shoulderlock submission
7. Mushroom stomp
8. Plancha dive
9. Rolling thunder
10. Asia moonsault
11. Rope assisted guillotine legdrop
12. Abdominal stretch (with theatrics if he is fighting female cuz he’ll playfully swat them on the rear end)
13. Snake eyes
14. Powerbomb
15. Springboard battering ram
Signature move(s):
“My Name Is Sue” (Kairi Sane Insane elbow drop)
“How Do You Do?” (Pop Up Stone Cold Stunner)
Finisher(s):
“You’re Gonna Die!” (Buckshot Lariat)
Twitter: N/A
Nickname: The Boy Named Sue
Hometown: Texarkana, Arkansas
Height: 6’1’
Weight: 185 pounds
Alignment: Heel
In-Ring Style: Brawler/High flyer
Bio: His parents got pregnant with him very late in life, when they were both in their 40s. He was supposed to be a girl. They wanted it to be a girl. The pregnancy doctor even told his parents he was gonna be a girl. His parents built the entire baby room girly and they’d picked out the name Sue Ellen Cooley for him. He was supposed to be a she who would go on to become a doctor or lawyer or something successful like that. What a surprise that got when the baby was born and it was a boy! Mom had a breakdown and bailed, leaving the father to raise him. The father named him Sue anyway, perhaps as punishment for ruining his relationship with the mother, although his dad would claim he did it to toughen him up since he wasn’t always gonna be around to raise him.
His dad was right. In school everytime a girl would giggle at his name he’d turn red. When a boy would make fun of his name he’d try to bust their head. Life wasn’t easy for a boy named Sue. When he got into his 16-18 years old range he became famous on social media for routinely getting his ass beat by groups of kids in his high school who would make vine videos at his expense over how his name is Sue. In one video from a few years ago which has reached over 47 million views as of July 2020 he was jumped by some kids at school who then crossed dressed him into a female cheerleader uniform and tied him to the goalpost right before a big game.
He quit school the next day and turned to crime to support himself, robbing houses and minor crime stuff. He got busted and served some small jail time here and there, and it’s at this time he fell into the gang activities. He’d get out and help the 870 gang handle their turf. He was actually just a token white guy they’d shuffle to the front to speak to the cops when they rolled up on them for some booshit, but he didn’t know that. Eventually the popularity of that vine video(s) made other gangs lose respect fo the 870 gang and they started losing turf cuz of it so they kicked him out.
He was bailed out of jail last year by someone from Action Wrestling who offered him a contract to go train to be a wrestler and then to be assigned to the Crusierweight division. This person said Sue could let out his pent up life anger out on people and get paid for it. With nothing to lose he went and trained and got his wrestling graduation degree from the John Blade school of Wrestlenomics. His career in AW was short lived due to an injury. After rehabbing, he was approached by someone from UGWC who offered him a contract with the company so he he can earn a steady paycheck, let his anger out, and hook up with some of the hot women wrestlers in UGWC.
He does have ALOT of anger issues still. Who wouldn’t though, if they were a boy named Sue?
Attire: Gang style baggy pants that sag way too low like he’s straight thugging. White beater shirt. Fubu shoes.
Theme song:
“Boy Named Sue” by Johnny Cash (he doesn’t like the song but he uses it as a means to piss himself off even more before the match to give him an extra adrenaline edge because it reminds him of his life’s torment which he will take out on his opponent)
Pic Base:
Vanilla Ice (the 80s/90s version when he was on top of all the billboards and “Ice Ice Baby” was at its biggest popularity).
Entrance: “Boy Named Sue” plays and he comes out looking pissed the fuck off. The crowd is already on his ass …
CROWD:
“YOUR NAME IS SUE
HOW DO YOU DO?”
Clap!Clap! stomp-stomp-stomp
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Boy Named Sue (giggles)... Sue Cooley.
He gets into some heated exchanges with some of the fans before finally making it to the ring and entering. He flips them all off as he goes to his corner getting into the ref’s face because he thinks the ref is making fun of his name too.
Favorite moves (at least 15 moves):
1. Stalling dropkick
2. Drive By Booting
3. Float Over DDT
4. Flap Jack
5. Discus punch
6. Shoulderlock submission
7. Mushroom stomp
8. Plancha dive
9. Rolling thunder
10. Asia moonsault
11. Rope assisted guillotine legdrop
12. Abdominal stretch (with theatrics if he is fighting female cuz he’ll playfully swat them on the rear end)
13. Snake eyes
14. Powerbomb
15. Springboard battering ram
Signature move(s):
“My Name Is Sue” (Kairi Sane Insane elbow drop)
“How Do You Do?” (Pop Up Stone Cold Stunner)
Finisher(s):
“You’re Gonna Die!” (Buckshot Lariat)