Post by UGWC Staff on Jul 4, 2022 11:36:29 GMT -5
Below you will find the list of districts announced so far for WrestleStock, in alphabetical order. This list will be updated as further submissions come in.
If you're wondering what a 'district' is please visit the announcement post n the 'News' section. Districts can be submitted by anyone. If you have any questions let me know.
‘30SPWC’
Think you can cut a better promo than your favorite Entertainment Professional? This is the place to do it (if you fill out the proper forms, of course). 30 seconds to cut the promo of your life, and if you're lucky you might even get noticed by the likes of Doctor Numbers, Max Pellegrini, or even Johnny Hitmaker himself!
‘Arizona Regional Wrestling’
Family friendly local Independent company ARW are once again bringing a quaint county fair to the Sonoran Desert. Drop by and try your luck on the coconut shy and the hoop-la. Catch your favourite ARW stars in action. Confirmed to appear over the weekend are 'Sheriff' Woodrow Harrison, 'Hyperspace' Buzz Armstrong, 'Cowgirl' Jessica James, Terrance 'T-Rex' Rexitus and more.
Any familiarity to a much loved, four film, animated franchise is purely coincidental.
‘The Astro Creeps Drive-In Movie Theatre’
Not for the faint of heart, bring your chosen form of transport (see the ‘Desert Mobility Center’ entry for more details) to this district to watch horror classics on a big screen, or take in the deathmatch actions taking place inside the ring. If the action on the canvas or the screen doesn't scare you off you can also visit the Astro Creep branded Farmhouse and Petting Zoo, the UGWC Monster Makeover Booth, and the groups very own Virtual Reality experience.
‘Black Ice Climate Racing’
Will have vegan food and drink services for those who are vegan eaters. It will have ice air conditioning, quite colder than before. There will be a Skittles NASCAR on display, a car that won Konrad Raab his first ever NASCAR Cup Series race at Atlanta last year for fans to take pictures of and with the car without getting in it. There will be video games of X-Men combat and NASCAR racing. There will be go karts to go around for all ages designed like an Daytona race track, including Konrad going around the go kart track with his Skittles NASCAR he used for the Daytona race. Will be NASCAR, Iceman, Trees and Animals for kids to colour with pens, pencils and crayons.
‘Bronyland Ranch’
Bronyland Ranch is set up like one would expect the Bunnyland Ranch to be, except with all Bronys. Mostly half dressed men in pony masks standing around an elaborately set up mini-mansion surrounded by a all inclusive grotto. Pony pampering at its finest. Brony rides, Brony games, Ride-a-Brony. There are Cheerios for all. There will be a Big Bad Brony pose down and a Brony Petting Zoo.
‘Captain 80’s Funtime Fantasy Land’
Come ride ‘The Runaway Falcor’ or take ‘The Shipmates Plunge’ at the Captains self contained theme park in the desert.
‘Desert Mobility Center’
The grounds of WrestleStock 2022 are vast, and we appreciate some of our guests may not be able to walk far in the harsh heats of the desert. Therefore the Desert Mobility Center offers a wide array of bicycles, tricycles, golf carts and other environmentally sustainable forms of transport for your needs.
‘The Devil’s District’
It wouldn’t be WrestleStock without The Devil’s Most Wanted Motorcycle Club showing up, and this year they are promising to bring good food, a whole lot of alcohol and motorcycles as far as the eye can see(Or at least until the next district). Make sure you grab a bite to eat at the BBQ food truck offering Chaos’ unique take on brisket, ribs, and pulled pork, rub and sauce recipes he began perfecting while still in the state of West By God Virginia. One thing is for sure, if you spend the late hours in this district you’ll have the best time that you’ll never remember.
'The Engine of Chaos/Err Bear Cooperation District'
Whatever form occurs to the district in any given moment is the form it will take for an undetermined amount of time. The veil between worlds will be thinned in this district to allow the passage of unexpected objects and strange geometries. There'll definitely be a Jan Wnek sculpture garden, an offering of psychotropic substances, theremin demonstrations, and coupons that can be redeemed for getting punched in the face by the former members and associates of the Engine of Chaos. The members of the EoC, their proteges, and closest acquaintances may or may not appear at any given time, doing whatever occurs to them in the moment. Or not. It's hard to say. Unchain your fettered imagination.
‘Hell on Heels’
Celebrate the femme fatales of UGWC! The largest attraction here is a huge building where you can walk through and learn about the women who have passed through the doors of UGWC. Watch matches, interviews, see the championships they’ve held and relive monumental moments in their lives and careers, brought to you by the first and second female UGWC world champions. Here, there is no glass ceiling. Some names you would see in here are Maggie Lockheart, Jezebel Saint, Gabrielle, Eden Morgan, Lucy Wylde, Hazel East, Sloane Taylor, Roxy Cotton, Angelica Vaughn among others. Interviewers, referees, if they’re a woman involved in UGWC, you’ll find them honored here. Of course there’s a gift shop attached where you can walk out with merch representing your favorite Hell on Heels diva.
At night, the district becomes 21+, more salacious and adult. Red light district vibes. Alcohol (liquor, not beer) is sold from the food trucks as well as more gourmet fare. There are places to take boudoir pictures alone or with that special someone or someones; there’s a burlesque club and industrial dance hall with mysterious back rooms meant for secrets. Adults have needs at WS too.
‘The Johncast District’
He's finally in the U.S. again, this time for good ol' fashioned wrasslin' action! Danny Danger isn't going to enjoy the heat of the Sonoran Desert, but luckily for him he whined long enough that The Man With Two Brains himself felt pity and ordered an airconditioned yurt for him so he doesn't die. The district itself will be a place where those who want to get interviewed can go to promote their matches, events, maybe harass the silly Canadian stoner? Edibles will be available, one free with your ticket! Get baked with an idiot! Just please don't kill him.
‘The New Frontier’
Experience the pyramids of Egypt as New Frontier Wrestling presents the Post Apocalyptic Pyramids of Egypt to help promote their July event "Sudden Death" and its patented Guardians of the Pyramid Main Event. Returning will be the merchandise tables and signing/picture booths with members of the NFW roster. This year will feature a non-scale model of the structure of which the revised Guardians of the Pyramid match will take place within. Catering in the district will be handled by Eric Donovan's "Soul Garden" restaurant - NFW's contracted catering partners. They offer a variety of Southern and Cajun themed foods.
‘The Piercing Media District’
Eager for the true Entertainment Professional experience? Come to the Piercing Media District, where you can participate in a live game of The Piercing Question or Phreakest Link, meet PMN personalities such as Pepper Phoenix and Mike Scapadopolous, and even record yourself presenting the news on a Piercing Truth set! Jet Somers will be on-hand to regale with tales of his journey to search for the supernatural and Bones the Janitor will entertain with descriptions of items from the UGWC Lost Inventory department, available for purchase at reasonably unreasonable prices. This is the one stop shop for all your entertainment needs!
‘Zion Wrestling’
Like if Coachella met a comics convention but for wreslting fans! A big open space for everyone to have fun with their fellow fans, and maybe even they're favorite performers! Cosplay is encouraged, and there can even be dedicated "mosh pit" area for people to jam to their favorite Zion wrestler's theme songs.
Take a break at The Zion Wrestling Star Diner: An all-you-can-eat style buffet diner modeled after the lounge area of Zion Wrestling's Star Factory Training Facility! In it will hanging t-shirts, belt replicas and a gaming area with an Xbox copy of Zion Wrestling '22 available to play at all times! Don't miss The Zion Wrestling Hall of Fame dedicated to Zion's short history. In it will be genuine belts used in the past by the fed displayed to onlookers, as well as dedicated sections of the Hall for our 7 past/present World Champions! Each includes TV monitors that loop a compilation of all their best matches before, during, and after their championship reigns! On top of that, we'll have full sized replicas of our Elimination Chamber and Steel Cage for fans to step into!
Keep an eye out for Mai Blackman’s Viral Championship Open Challenge: Zion’s Viral Champion, Mai Blackman, will be extending an open challenge to anyone at the event (even those outside her district as the title can be defended in any fed against anyone) Participate in Oliver Peters’ training sessions: In between certain matches, Star Factory head trainer, Oliver Peters, will be around to give live demonstrations and in ring lessons to lucky fans who would like to learn more about the sport! Don't miss Mayhem with Marina LIVE!: Wrestling’s Hottest Commodity and Zion’s resident interviewer Marina Flores will be in the ring live and in person with an episode of her hit interview show Mayhem with Marina!
If you're wondering what a 'district' is please visit the announcement post n the 'News' section. Districts can be submitted by anyone. If you have any questions let me know.
WRESTLESTOCK 2022 DISTRICTS
‘30SPWC’
Think you can cut a better promo than your favorite Entertainment Professional? This is the place to do it (if you fill out the proper forms, of course). 30 seconds to cut the promo of your life, and if you're lucky you might even get noticed by the likes of Doctor Numbers, Max Pellegrini, or even Johnny Hitmaker himself!
‘Arizona Regional Wrestling’
Family friendly local Independent company ARW are once again bringing a quaint county fair to the Sonoran Desert. Drop by and try your luck on the coconut shy and the hoop-la. Catch your favourite ARW stars in action. Confirmed to appear over the weekend are 'Sheriff' Woodrow Harrison, 'Hyperspace' Buzz Armstrong, 'Cowgirl' Jessica James, Terrance 'T-Rex' Rexitus and more.
Any familiarity to a much loved, four film, animated franchise is purely coincidental.
‘The Astro Creeps Drive-In Movie Theatre’
Not for the faint of heart, bring your chosen form of transport (see the ‘Desert Mobility Center’ entry for more details) to this district to watch horror classics on a big screen, or take in the deathmatch actions taking place inside the ring. If the action on the canvas or the screen doesn't scare you off you can also visit the Astro Creep branded Farmhouse and Petting Zoo, the UGWC Monster Makeover Booth, and the groups very own Virtual Reality experience.
‘Black Ice Climate Racing’
Will have vegan food and drink services for those who are vegan eaters. It will have ice air conditioning, quite colder than before. There will be a Skittles NASCAR on display, a car that won Konrad Raab his first ever NASCAR Cup Series race at Atlanta last year for fans to take pictures of and with the car without getting in it. There will be video games of X-Men combat and NASCAR racing. There will be go karts to go around for all ages designed like an Daytona race track, including Konrad going around the go kart track with his Skittles NASCAR he used for the Daytona race. Will be NASCAR, Iceman, Trees and Animals for kids to colour with pens, pencils and crayons.
‘Bronyland Ranch’
Bronyland Ranch is set up like one would expect the Bunnyland Ranch to be, except with all Bronys. Mostly half dressed men in pony masks standing around an elaborately set up mini-mansion surrounded by a all inclusive grotto. Pony pampering at its finest. Brony rides, Brony games, Ride-a-Brony. There are Cheerios for all. There will be a Big Bad Brony pose down and a Brony Petting Zoo.
‘Captain 80’s Funtime Fantasy Land’
Come ride ‘The Runaway Falcor’ or take ‘The Shipmates Plunge’ at the Captains self contained theme park in the desert.
‘Desert Mobility Center’
The grounds of WrestleStock 2022 are vast, and we appreciate some of our guests may not be able to walk far in the harsh heats of the desert. Therefore the Desert Mobility Center offers a wide array of bicycles, tricycles, golf carts and other environmentally sustainable forms of transport for your needs.
‘The Devil’s District’
It wouldn’t be WrestleStock without The Devil’s Most Wanted Motorcycle Club showing up, and this year they are promising to bring good food, a whole lot of alcohol and motorcycles as far as the eye can see(Or at least until the next district). Make sure you grab a bite to eat at the BBQ food truck offering Chaos’ unique take on brisket, ribs, and pulled pork, rub and sauce recipes he began perfecting while still in the state of West By God Virginia. One thing is for sure, if you spend the late hours in this district you’ll have the best time that you’ll never remember.
'The Engine of Chaos/Err Bear Cooperation District'
Whatever form occurs to the district in any given moment is the form it will take for an undetermined amount of time. The veil between worlds will be thinned in this district to allow the passage of unexpected objects and strange geometries. There'll definitely be a Jan Wnek sculpture garden, an offering of psychotropic substances, theremin demonstrations, and coupons that can be redeemed for getting punched in the face by the former members and associates of the Engine of Chaos. The members of the EoC, their proteges, and closest acquaintances may or may not appear at any given time, doing whatever occurs to them in the moment. Or not. It's hard to say. Unchain your fettered imagination.
‘Hell on Heels’
Celebrate the femme fatales of UGWC! The largest attraction here is a huge building where you can walk through and learn about the women who have passed through the doors of UGWC. Watch matches, interviews, see the championships they’ve held and relive monumental moments in their lives and careers, brought to you by the first and second female UGWC world champions. Here, there is no glass ceiling. Some names you would see in here are Maggie Lockheart, Jezebel Saint, Gabrielle, Eden Morgan, Lucy Wylde, Hazel East, Sloane Taylor, Roxy Cotton, Angelica Vaughn among others. Interviewers, referees, if they’re a woman involved in UGWC, you’ll find them honored here. Of course there’s a gift shop attached where you can walk out with merch representing your favorite Hell on Heels diva.
At night, the district becomes 21+, more salacious and adult. Red light district vibes. Alcohol (liquor, not beer) is sold from the food trucks as well as more gourmet fare. There are places to take boudoir pictures alone or with that special someone or someones; there’s a burlesque club and industrial dance hall with mysterious back rooms meant for secrets. Adults have needs at WS too.
‘The Johncast District’
He's finally in the U.S. again, this time for good ol' fashioned wrasslin' action! Danny Danger isn't going to enjoy the heat of the Sonoran Desert, but luckily for him he whined long enough that The Man With Two Brains himself felt pity and ordered an airconditioned yurt for him so he doesn't die. The district itself will be a place where those who want to get interviewed can go to promote their matches, events, maybe harass the silly Canadian stoner? Edibles will be available, one free with your ticket! Get baked with an idiot! Just please don't kill him.
‘The New Frontier’
Experience the pyramids of Egypt as New Frontier Wrestling presents the Post Apocalyptic Pyramids of Egypt to help promote their July event "Sudden Death" and its patented Guardians of the Pyramid Main Event. Returning will be the merchandise tables and signing/picture booths with members of the NFW roster. This year will feature a non-scale model of the structure of which the revised Guardians of the Pyramid match will take place within. Catering in the district will be handled by Eric Donovan's "Soul Garden" restaurant - NFW's contracted catering partners. They offer a variety of Southern and Cajun themed foods.
‘The Piercing Media District’
Eager for the true Entertainment Professional experience? Come to the Piercing Media District, where you can participate in a live game of The Piercing Question or Phreakest Link, meet PMN personalities such as Pepper Phoenix and Mike Scapadopolous, and even record yourself presenting the news on a Piercing Truth set! Jet Somers will be on-hand to regale with tales of his journey to search for the supernatural and Bones the Janitor will entertain with descriptions of items from the UGWC Lost Inventory department, available for purchase at reasonably unreasonable prices. This is the one stop shop for all your entertainment needs!
‘Zion Wrestling’
Like if Coachella met a comics convention but for wreslting fans! A big open space for everyone to have fun with their fellow fans, and maybe even they're favorite performers! Cosplay is encouraged, and there can even be dedicated "mosh pit" area for people to jam to their favorite Zion wrestler's theme songs.
Take a break at The Zion Wrestling Star Diner: An all-you-can-eat style buffet diner modeled after the lounge area of Zion Wrestling's Star Factory Training Facility! In it will hanging t-shirts, belt replicas and a gaming area with an Xbox copy of Zion Wrestling '22 available to play at all times! Don't miss The Zion Wrestling Hall of Fame dedicated to Zion's short history. In it will be genuine belts used in the past by the fed displayed to onlookers, as well as dedicated sections of the Hall for our 7 past/present World Champions! Each includes TV monitors that loop a compilation of all their best matches before, during, and after their championship reigns! On top of that, we'll have full sized replicas of our Elimination Chamber and Steel Cage for fans to step into!
Keep an eye out for Mai Blackman’s Viral Championship Open Challenge: Zion’s Viral Champion, Mai Blackman, will be extending an open challenge to anyone at the event (even those outside her district as the title can be defended in any fed against anyone) Participate in Oliver Peters’ training sessions: In between certain matches, Star Factory head trainer, Oliver Peters, will be around to give live demonstrations and in ring lessons to lucky fans who would like to learn more about the sport! Don't miss Mayhem with Marina LIVE!: Wrestling’s Hottest Commodity and Zion’s resident interviewer Marina Flores will be in the ring live and in person with an episode of her hit interview show Mayhem with Marina!
It's like the NERF Wars except with water devices (sprinklers, balloons, super soakers, etc). Of course, she will be supervised by her parents. Nobody messes with the Princess. It is known!