Run of the Mill 2022

[UGWC Staff]

We're welcomed to ringside by our usual commentary trio!

Vinegar: Welcome to Run of the Mill!!

Covert Jay: Huttah!!

Lieberjosch: We've got a full slate of championship matches here tonight, beginning with a ridiculous premise in which two competitors are forced to fight on the roof of this arena for the Chaos Championship in some sort of tribute to himself that our Creative Director came up with.

Vinegar: We'll also see the return of Ezekiel Pax as he partners with his protege Ezra Wolf to take on Baltimore Elite for the Cooperative Championships.

Covert Jay: Hastily assembled cooperative teams are the best.

Vinegar: We have one non-title bout tonight, in which Rogan MacLean challenges Konrad Raab as revenge for his cowardly attacks with the mace two weeks ago.

Lieberjosch: Cowardly? It's nice to see that guy finally go some edge.

Vinegar: Phrixus Deimos will put his Cross Hemisphere title on the line against newcomer Vespertine, and then it's time for...

Covert Jay: RUN OF THE MILL!!

Lieberjosch: Because fuck wrestling when you can have a circus, right?

Vinegar: Travis Pierce, Holden Orson, Tempest, and Dave Rydell will enter the mill with Lucy Wylde all in an attempt to be the last person standing and finish the night as the UGWC World Champion!

Lieberjosch: We have plenty of real, traditional wrestling to get to before that debacle, so let's get to it!

[UGWC Staff]

The camera switches to Nick Vinegar, Covert Jay, and Hans Lieberjosch at the announce booth.

Vinegar: This very first match ladies and gentlemen, is not for the weak of heart. We’re not talking about the Run of the Mill match yet, but this match could be just as violent. It could be just as brutal. And it could be just as shocking. And what a way to open up the show tonight!

Covert Jay: That’s right. And I’m sure Seb is shaking in his boots because The Bogeyman… is here!

Vinegar: This journey began before Wrestlestock this year, just over a month ago, when JC made his shocking return to UGWC and announced his entry into the Wrestlestock Open. He was interrupted by our Chaos Champion, Sebastian Everett Bryce, who issued a challenge of his own. If JC won the Open, Sebastian wanted to be the one JC chose to challenge. Enter, Wrestlestock. JC went through three worthy opponents in Rogan MacLean, Larry Tact, and Travis Pierce.

Covert Jay: And JC kept his word! He didn’t back out of the challenge he promised he would issue to our Chaos Champion! He could have just as easily entered the Run of the Mill match to try to get our top prize!

Vinegar: Yes, it certainly seems like JC is on a mission this time. A different mission. JC is on a mission to prove himself on a different level. With a different message. And meanwhile, Sebastian is sending the same message he’s been sending since the beginning of his career: I dare you to beat me! I dare you to steal the show with me! And so, this has led to this match. A Rooftop Match, where a camera crew and referee are standing by on the roof of the Bon Secours Wellness Arena here in Greenville, South Carolina!

Covert Jay: You’re not going to see any flashy entrances in this match. You won’t see your old school leg locks and arm drags. What you’re about to witness, folks… is pure violence. And I love it!

Vinegar: We are about to find out, if the body count continues, if we’re going to see a new Chaos Champion here tonight, or if the Chelsea Crippler can overcome yet another challenge on his ascension to a spectacular career.

The camera fades and the screen shows a new camera view. This one is shot from across the street of the arena. A large crowd has formed around the outside, even though they all know that they won’t have a view of the match. After a few moments of watching the crowds of people talking amongst one another, Brian Chartreuse appears, with a team of security guiding JC towards a scissor lift near the side of the arena. JC has a mixed welcome from die hard fans and casual fans alike.

Vinegar: JC, making his way to this… this massacre and one can only wonder how much he has left in the tank. The forty-six year old has been very open about his body breaking down after a long career of punishing it in situations such as this one.

JC steps up into the scissor lift with Chartreuse, who operates the controls to lift them up to the roof. As they ascend, JC watches down below as the people get a little smaller and the ground becomes much further away. Once they reach the top, Chartreuse gives him a nod and JC takes in a deep breath, before opening the safety rail and stepping out gingerly onto the shorter roof of the arena’s entrance. A ladder is waiting for him to climb to the dome-shaped roof of the building. He slowly makes his way up and onto that roof, turning to look over his shoulder.

Sebastian Everett Bryce is led out by the same team of security, holding the UGWC Chaos Championship proudly around his waist. He’s met, for the most part, warmly, as many of the fans begin a “Let’s go Seb!” chant. He greets them with a cocky smile and nods along with the chant as he steps to the scissor lift and Brian Chartreuse. As he ascends, he takes the same long look down below him.

Vinegar: And the Chaos Champion has arrived. As far as Sebastian is concerned, the UGWC Chaos Championship is the championship to seek in this company. He’s held the title since April 25th in his second reign, and defended it against the likes of former World Champion Tony Savage, Tempest, and Montague Cervantes, chalking up three admirable defenses. And this is after dethroning his predecessor, Tony Savage after his nearly six month reign. Sebastian has walked out here with that money making smile of his, but the tension can be felt. The nerves and electricity are running wild in both of these men, as they approach what everyone in attendance knows will be a special fight.

Sebastian takes the same path JC did, with Brian Chartreuse following after him. Once they reach the top, Sebastian and JC share a glare twenty feet apart. Sebastian keeps his eyes locked on The Bogeyman as he unsnaps his belt and hands it off to the referee. Chartreuse takes it and sets it off to the side, away from the fighters.

As Brian Chartreuse is about to signal for the match to begin, a high-pitched beeping can be heard as if a construction vehicle is backing up. The three men on the roof look around in confusion, and JC points at something moving in the horizon. It’s a crane. But it’s lifting something.

Vinegar: I’m not sure what to make of this. If you can see what we can see, it’s a crane on the other side of the building. It appears to be lifting something up… Bear with us folks.

Covert Jay: It’s… it’s a set of aluminum bleachers! And it appears there’s a gym bag settling near the middle of them, too!

Vinegar: JC is watching with interest, as is Seb!

Covert Jay: As is everyone except Lieberjosch! Who is currently sulking and thinking of new ways to call this garbage wrestling!

Lieberjosch: It IS garbage wrestling! Vinegar is acting like it’s the World Series, but it’s two men who are about to kill each other. Why is that exciting?

Covert Jay: Why is the sky blue? It’s just natural, Doc! Get that stick out of your butt!

Lieberjosch: It’s ok. I’ll save my energy for a match that I can get excited about. You two can take the wheel on this one.

Vinegar: No problem here as… who is that? Folks, someone is climbing up on the other side of the roof as the crane is shifting and seems to be setting the bleachers down on the roof! It’s Daedalus! That slimy, no good—

Covert Jay: Ohh, no just Daedalus, Nick. There’s Kosnar and Pisces, too! And they’re carrying a few folded up tables! I assume we won’t be blessed by the presence of—

Vinegar: It’s Tempest!

Covert Jay: Nevermind.

Vinegar: The Astro Creeps are here! And now JC and Sebastian are ready to fight them!

Covert Jay: But Daedalus is holding his hands up innocently and is shouting something from across the roof.

Vinegar: He’s telling them not to worry, he’s just there to watch. Oh come on. Don’t fall for that.

Covert Jay: But… he’s got popcorn. I believe him. He’s just here for a show.

Vinegar: Christ, you’re gullible. Or maybe just stupid.

Covert Jay: Hey, Hans. You’re not doing anything. How’s about you go and get Nick and I some popcorn. Daedalus has the right idea!

Lieberjosch: How’s about you stop kissing Daedalus’s creepy carcass and go get it yourself.

Covert Jay: Rude.

Vinegar: Well, the Creeps are approaching the bleachers. Kosnar and Pisces have undone the straps attached to the hook of the crane and now the crane is moving out of view. The Creeps are now sitting in those bleachers and they must be fifty yards away from JC and Seb! They’re hovered around that gym bag in the center. And they’ve left the tables lying next to the bleachers as well.

Covert Jay: Ha! You notice what they’re wearing? Tempest and Daedalus are sitting, wearing Team Arsonist shirts. Kosnar and Pisces are wearing Team Bogeyman shirts. That’s clever!

Vinegar: Meanwhile, this match hasn’t even started yet. This isn’t about the Astro Creeps! This is about Seb and JC!

Covert Jay: Well, it looks like they’re staying out of it for now. All they’re doing is watching from those bleachers. And Seb and JC are refocusing their attention on each other now. So here we go! Chartreuse is about to begin the match!

Vinegar: The rules of this match are simple, folks. There are no rules. There are no disqualifications. You can only win by pinfall or making your opponent submit, or… making your opponent unable to respond.

Covert Jay: Chartreuse has started the match! And the Astro Creeps applaud in approval!

Vinegar: Oh, who cares what they’re doing! Seb is charging forward!

Covert Jay: BIG BOOT OF DEATH! Oh my god, is that it already!?

Vinegar: JC smirks and makes the cover.

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Vinegar: Sebastian kicks out at 2! But what a terrible way for him to start this match! JC has already knocked him silly!

Covert Jay: JC is grabbing Seb by the hair and… he’s, he’s slamming his head repeatedly onto the roof! And Seb, he’s already bleeding!

Vinegar: Blood is trickling from the bridge of Seb’s nose! And maybe from the side of his head, I can’t tell! The camera crew has swarmed the action, however. They’re braver than I am!

Covert Jay: There is, in fact, a cut in the side of Seb’s head. Not a big one yet, though. JC is having his way with him, now reigning down some fists for good measure! He’s overwhelming Seb right away!

Vinegar: And that’s what he needs to be doing if he wants to have any hope of defeating the younger, faster, maybe more conditioned Seb. He should be careful not to gas himself too quickly, though.

Covert Jay: JC lifting Seb up to his feet now. Just to clothesline him back to the roof! And now JC is taking his time stalking the groggy Seb. I imagine this isn’t the way Seb imagined this match starting out.

Vinegar: Not at all! He’s on his hands and knees now, trying to get to his feet. But JC drives a knee into the side of Seb’s head! And Seb is back on the ground! JC, making an arrogant cover as Chartreuse makes the count!


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Vinegar: Seb kicks out right at two! And JC’s arrogance might be giving Seb the breather that he needs!

Covert Jay: Nick, JC is a veteran, not a rookie. He’s been in this business for over twenty years. Do you really think he’s not aware? Do you think he doesn’t know what he’s doing?

Vinegar: Well, no. I suppose he probably does.

Covert Jay: Maybe the big guy is giving himself a breather. That was an intense sequence to start the match!

Vinegar: JC is bringing Seb back up to his feet once again, and the smaller man fights back! He throws a punch! And Seb is by no means a small guy. The 6’2”, 238 pounder is of respectable size himself and I think that gets lost in his agility and quickness, as well as his technical suave.

Covert Jay: Seb throwing a second punch! But JC blocks it! And lashes out with a headbutt! Seb’s nose squirts blood! I think JC may have broken it early in this match!

Vinegar: I hope not. Have you ever had a broken nose? It’s difficult to focus on anything besides the pain and the distorted vision it causes.

Covert Jay: Seb has fallen to one knee, and instinctively brought his hand to his face. JC backs up. Looks like he’s going for another Big Boot of Death!

Vinegar: No, he knows better! He started forward and Seb ducked but JC knew he was going to and kicked him in the ribs instead! And now Seb has rolled over to his back. JC goes to capitalize and stomp on Seb’s face! But Seb manages to roll out of the way just in time! Seb somehow gets quickly to his feet and dodges a punch from JC. He goes to double leg him, but JC simply lifts a knee into Seb’s stomach and Seb crumbles again.

Covert Jay: What are the Creeps doing? Watch out!

Vinegar: Kosnar just hurled a baseball bat across the roof! He got it from that gym bag! Although… after a better look, is not a gym bag at all. It’s a very large bag.

Covert Jay: That sack of toys would put Santa Claus to shame! The baseball bat landed near JC. It got his attention. Pisces is waving at him flirtatiously from the bleachers. JC is just staring. He shakes his head, and refuses to pick up the weapon the Creeps have thrown to him!

Vinegar: He grabs Seb by the hair, but Seb immediately counters and surprises JC with a drop toe hold! Seb rolls to the baseball bat!

Covert Jay: JC up to his hands and knees. And Seb connects with the baseball bat!

Vinegar: Christ, did you hear the sound as it connected with JC’s spine? JC is in a lot of pain here.

Covert Jay: Who knew Sebastian was a home run hitter? I always took him as more of a cricket guy.

Vinegar: I’m not familiar with the game of cricket, but Seb is winding up for another swing now. And the bat connects with JC’s spine once again! JC arches his back and a roar escapes him as he tries to crawl away!

Covert Jay: You’d think Seb was trying out for the Greenville Drive.

Vinegar: The Greenville Drive?

Covert Jay: Yeah, they’re a minor league baseball team.

Vinegar: Minor league?

Covert Jay: Yes, an affiliate of the Boston Red Sox.

Vinegar: I had no idea.

Covert Jay: That’s why I’m here. To put little nuggets like that into our broadcast.

Lieberjosch: That’s admittedly one of the more interesting things you’ve ever said.

Covert Jay: You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me. Resume scowling and grimacing over there while Seb and JC tear each other’s souls apart.

Vinegar: Speaking of which, Seb is back on the attack! He’s tossed the bat aside and he’s sitting on JC’s back, applying a camel clutch. Look at the blood on Seb’s face! It has flowed into his mouth and stained his teeth! He’s grinning as he wrenches JC’s neck backwards! Chartreuse checking on JC but JC is waving him off!

Covert Jay: Seb releasing the hold. And stomps on JC’s back on his way up! Seb is returning his attention to the baseball bat as JC slowly gets to his feet. Seb takes a swing, but JC dodges, somehow! And the bat slips from Sebs hands! And rolls off the roof! A good umpire would give him a warning for that. Come on, Chartreuse!

Vinegar: Seb’s got other things to worry about than being warned for throwing his bat. JC is rushing forward again. BIG BOOT OF– No! Seb ducks and catches the leg. T-bone suplex!

Lieberjosch: Beautifully executed, I might add!

Vinegar: There’s no denying Sebastian has arguably the most beautiful suplexes in the business.

Lieberjosch: Arguably? I don’t think there’s much debate, myself.

Covert Jay: Well, that’s your opinion, Doc. And, like buttholes, everyone has one!

Vinegar: If we could veer back into the lane of relevant topics, thank you. Can you imagine the impact of such a move on the roof of a building? JC is visibly in a lot of pain!

Covert Jay: And the Astro Creeps are applauding! Is… Wait. Does Tempest have pom-poms?

Tempest and Daedalus: Seb, Seb, yes he can. He can do it, kill that man!

Vinegar: Seb making the cover now, and he looks confused and somewhat disturbed by Tempest and Daedalus literally cheering for him from the bleachers.


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Vinegar: JC kicks out at two! Seb now, pulling JC up to his feet, but JC throws a punch! And Seb returns it! JC with another! And now the two men are going back and forth, and they’re inching closer to the Astro Creeps and their toy bag full of goodies!

Covert Jay: And it looks like Kosnar and Pisces are setting up the tables! There are three of them!

Vinegar: Seb getting the upper hand, now, as he connects with two, three, four consecutive punches. And JC stops his momentum abruptly with a knee lift to the gut! And JC grabs Seb by the back of his head and walks him over to the bleachers… and throws him into the second row! Seb lands with a clang! JC climbs into the bleachers now, and the Astro Creeps surprisingly disperse and get out of the way.

Covert Jay: JC picking Seb up to his feet, but Seb punches him in the stomach. And they both continue to struggle to get an advantage on the other as they trade punches yet again! And Kosnar and Pisces have stacked the three tables on top of each other next to the bleachers!

Vinegar: I can’t see JC or Seb getting a clear enough upper hand to be able to use those.

Covert Jay: Don’t look now, but JC has Seb in a bear hug…

Vinegar: Overhead belly to belly suplex! Onto the bleachers! And the impact wasn’t too friendly to JC either! It looks like he hit his head on one of the bleacher seats. Seb is a mangled crash, lying upside down in the fifth row of the seats. JC struggles to crawl across the seats, and makes the cover on Seb! But his shoulders aren’t down!

Covert Jay: There they go, JC just had to shove them down. Chartreuse makes the count!


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Vinegar: No! Seb kicks out at two! And what’s Kosnar doing?

Covert Jay: JC getting to his feet, and Kosnar is towering over him, behind him on the bleachers, with a steel chair in hand! He taps JC on the shoulder and JC turns slowly. Kosnar is handing him the steel chair! I don’t think JC is going to take it. JC, you idiot, take the weapon!

Vinegar: Actually Jay, I think he is taking it. He stares at Kosnar as he reaches out and Kosnar hands it over to him. Oh no, Seb. Look out!

Covert Jay: Seb slowly getting to his feet. JC swings… and he connects with the crown of Seb’s head!

Vinegar: Good god! Did you hear that impact? I think that metal just wrapped around Seb’s skull! And Seb falls to his knees on the bleachers! JC puts a boot on Seb’s chest, and shoves him off the bleachers back onto the rooftop. He climbs down and makes the cover.


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Vinegar: 3–No! Seb manages to get a shoulder up! We were that close to having a new Chaos Champion!

Covert Jay: JC has done a number on Seb! But as he stands, JC is still feeling the effects of the baseball bat driven into his spine. But that doesn’t stop him from picking Sebastian up once more and tossing him across the roof! Seb rolls on the decline near the edge! Seb getting to his feet now.

Vinegar: JC charges forward! Seb ducks a clothesline and scurries around him, wrapping his arms around his waist. He lifts, looking for a German suplex, but JC deadweights him. Seb tries once more, unsuccessfully again. JC throws a back elbow, but it misses! And Sebastian locks his arm! JC panics for a brief moment, allowing Seb to lock his other arm and hook it under his leg. The Stamford Bridge! JC’s shoulders are down!


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Vinegar: 3–No! JC somehow kicks out of that move! But Seb immediately spins and locks in the Emperor Lock! JC is struggling to escape, he’s fighting!

Covert Jay: Seb has had that locked in for a long time, Nick.

Vinegar: All the while, these men teetering close to the edge of the roof! If they fall from there, even to the next level, they’re not going to be able to finish the match!

Covert Jay: It’s a long way down. Seb still has the Emperor Lock applied!

Vinegar: JC fighting his way out, he’s at least loosened the hold a bit. Seb doesn’t have locked in as tight. And, Seb opts to release the hold! He stands and stumbles over to the bleachers. Daedalus gets up to rummage through the bag of goodies, but Seb promptly grabs Daedalus and tosses him off the bleachers flat on his back on the roof. This gives Tempest the giggles! Now Seb is rummaging through the bag. He brings out a pair of wire cutters?

Covert Jay: And a spool of barbed wire!

Vinegar: Ohhh no. Seb is unraveling the barbed wire… He’s got the length he needs, it appears, as he cuts the strand with wire cutters. He’s marching over to JC now, who is on his hands and knees. Seb is wrapping the barbed wire around him!

Covert Jay: And JC is rolling around in a panic, and I don’t think that’s helping matters.

Vinegar: Seb is lifting JC to his feet now. He hooks his head, and he doesn’t seem to give a damn that he’s getting cut by the barbed wire, as well! Fisherman’s Suplex! And Seb rolls with it, keeping JC’s leg hooked, and hits a second Fisherman’s Suplex! He rolls through, and will he… Yes, he hits a third! This time, he bridges, the barbed wire pulling at his skin and at JC’s. Chartreuse makes the count.



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Vinegar: JC kicks out just as Chartreuse’s hand is hitting the roof! He kicked out just in time!

Covert Jay: Both men are covered in cuts and blood right now. JC has a particularly nasty cut across his forehead. He may want to get that stitched up.

Vinegar: I don’t think that’s a top priority for either of these men right now, Jay.

Covert Jay: Both men lying on the roof of the Bon Secours Wellness Arena. The fans below are cheering for both of these men, and even the Astro Creeps are applauding. Well, not Daedalus. Daedalus seems to be sulking.

Vinegar: Seb is crawling to his hands and knees now. JC, stirring. And you can’t help but think that JC isn’t fighting against Seb here. JC isn’t fighting against a champion. He isn’t fighting against the UGWC or even the Astro Creeps. JC is fighting against time. He’s fighting against the future, against age. And tonight I think he’s going push a bloody arm up and lift the sun back up in the sky for one more day.

Covert Jay: They grab one another and stumble towards the bleachers now. The Astro Creeps again get out of their way.

Vinegar: They hold onto each other like two drunk buddies as they ascend to the top of the bleachers. JC, wrapped in barbed wire. Sebastian, quite possibly fighting with a broken nose. They exchange punches. JC gets the upper hand again, and hammers a forearm against Seb’s shoulder blades. And Seb falls to a knee.

Covert Jay: And what is JC doing here? He’s got his eye on the three stacked tables next to the bleachers! He steps over the railing at the top of the bleachers, still holding onto Seb and bringing him up to his feet. Both men look exhausted here. Look at the Creeps. What are they doing!?

Vinegar: Tempest has brought out a can of lighter fluid from the bag! And Daedalus has the matches! I think we all know what they’re got in mind here… JC makes eye contact with them and Daedalus gives him a smirk and a wink as Tempest begins to pour the lighter fluid on the tables! Daedalus strikes the matches and tosses them onto the tables, igniting them! The symbolism! The link between JC and Sebastian is through fire!

Covert Jay: JC nods and lifts Sebastian onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position. He’s looking for the finish here, Nick. He’s looking for Solitaire Unraveling!

Vinegar: Seb wiggles out! He wiggles out and back down to the other side of the bleachers! He backpedals quickly, before rushing forward. EMPIRE KICK! JC’s eyes widen as he’s shoved backwards! He just went through the flaming stack of tables! Oh my god!

Covert Jay: JC, wrapped in barbed wire, was just Empire Kicked through those tables! Sebastian is trying to hurry down the bleachers. He climbs on top of JC, even through the flames that are slowly dying!


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Vinegar: Sebastian retains! Sebastian retains the Chaos Championship on the roof of the Bon Secours Wellness Arena! The flames fade and vanish with Sebastian still lying on top of JC. He finally rolls over as Brian Chartreuse helps him to his feet and raises his hand. Looking on, the Astro Creeps stand in the bleachers with an eerie stillness. Tempest gives a single nod before the Creeps walk away. Chartreuse retrieves the Chaos Championship and hands it to Sebastian, who brings it close to his face and looks at it as if it’s the most prestigious title in the business! What a way to start Run of the Mill!

[UGWC Staff]

DING DING DING!
 
Mitchell Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
 
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mitchell Dennis: And it is for the UGWC COOOOOOOOOOPERATIVE CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

”I promise you there's times I'm not so sad, Some days the good will even out the bad, I know I'm married to my problems, It's always in my head, And I'm destined for greatness or death
 
DESTINED FOR GREATNESS OR DEATH!”


As the last line is screamed, Ezra Wolf and Ezekiel Pax make their way out onto the stage. Ezekiel stands stoically at the top of the ramp as Ezra gets the fans riled up. The two then make their way down to the ring and slide in under the bottom rope. Ezekiel stands on the middle rope and places two fingers to his head as Ezra stands on the middle turnbuckle with one foot on the top rope as he plays air guitar, singing along to their entrance music. Ezra jumps down and rolls forward onto one knee in the center of the ring as Ezekiel stands behind him. Both men throw their arms back and let out a guttural scream before removing their entrance attire and tossing it outside of the ring. They then wait in the ring for the Co-Operative Champions to arrive.

 
Vinegar: It’s been some time since we have seen Ezekiel Pax in the ring in UGWC.
 
Leiberjosch: I think we are in for a treat, honestly.
 
Covert Jay: Could be the night the champs get dethroned!
 
 
 

 

 

 

The lights go out as the heavy guitar riffs of "Violent Fetish" by Disturbed fill the arena. As the lyrics kick in, an orange spotlight hits the entrance where Ken Davison is standing, slightly hunched over with a sadistic smile on his face.

Bring The Violence
It's Significant
To The Life
If You've Ever Known Anyone
Bring The Violence
It's Significant
To The Life
Can You Feel It?
OW! OW! OW!!!

Davison steps to the side, motioning towards the entrance way as Disturbed fades out and gives way to "Mz Hyde" by Halestorm begins wailing over the PA system as the 'Jawdropper' steps out from behind the curtain, clad in her trademarked orange cropped tank top, baggy grey sweatpants and skater shoes. She's got a playful grin on her lips as she stops at the top of the ramp and motions out to the cheering crowd as Ken nods at her. Easily noticed is the full bottle of Jack Daniels she's holding in her right hand as she begins down the ramp, slapping the fans hands with her free hand along the way.

I can be the bitch,
I can play the whore,
Or your fairytale princess who could ask for more
A touch of wicked,
A pinch of risque,
Good girl gone bad, my poison is your remedy
 
As the lyrics continue, Johnson slides into the ring under the bottom rope and rises to her feet, moving into the nearest corner and jumping up onto the second turnbuckle. Ken stands protectively in front of her while she motions to the crowd once more as she pops open the whiskey bottle, toasting the crowd before taking a swig! The crowd continues cheering as she jumps down and seals the bottle, dropping it in that very same corner before she begins circling the ring, awaiting the match to begin. Ken, meanwhile, stands stoically, waiting for the match to begin.

 
 
 
 
Mitchell Dennis: Introducing first. The team of Ezra Wolfe and Ezekiel Pax……AAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEERRRRIIIICCCCAAAAANNNNNNN UUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: I am ready for this title match. It is going to be excellent!
 
Mitchell Dennis: And their opponents. They are the reigning, defending, UGWC Co-Operative Champions…. Kyra Johnson and Ken Davison…….Theeeeeeee BBBBAAAAALLLLLTTTTTIIIIMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
 
 
 
DING DING DING!!!!
 
 
 
Vinegar: Kyra and Ezekiel kick things off.
 
Leiberjosch: Ezekiel whips Kyra into the ropes and hits an arm drag as she comes back.
 
Covert Jay: He quickly goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count.
 
Vinegar: He pulls Kyra up and sends her into the corner, but she bounces out and hits him with a clothesline.
 
Leiberjosch: He pops right back up and the two lock up.
 
Covert Jay: Ezekiel wrenches the arm of Kyra and gets behind her but she quickly hip tosses him out of it.
 
Vinegar: She drops a quick elbow and then a stomp.
 
Leiberjosch: Kyra pulls Zeke back up and sends him off the ropes but he gets a blind tag from Ezra.
 
Covert Jay: She goes for a back body drop on Zeke but he counters and rolls over her back.
 
Vinegar: He slides behind her and crouches while Ezra hits a super kick on her!
 
Leiberjosch: Ezra makes the cover while Zeke cuts off Ken, who’s entering the ring.
 
Covert Jay: He clotheslines Ken over the top but momentum takes them both out.
 
Vinegar: Kyra is slowly getting up while Ezra kicks her right in the side.
 
Leiberjosch: He drops for a cover but gets a long 1 count.
 
Covert Jay: Ezra grabs Kyra and heads over to his corner but Zeke and Ken are still fighting on the outside.
 
Vinegar: Ezra grabs Kyra and hits her with a belly to belly suplex!
 
Leiberjosch: He rolls out of the ring and crashes into Ken from behind.
 
Covert Jay: This gives Ezekiel the opening to surprise Ken and hit him with Kickin’ It Old School!
 
Vinegar: Ken falls flat on the floor and Ezra slides back in the ring and charges at a rising Kyra.
 
Leiberjosch: He blasts her with a tackle and starts punching and striking her.
 
Covert Jay: He picks up up and whips her into his teams corner.
 
Vinegar: He tags in Zeke who comes in and both of them whip her off the ropes.
 
Leiberjosch: On the rebound, they hit Kyra with a double back body drop.
 
Covert Jay: Zeke drops for the cover but only gets a quick 2 count.
 
Vinegar: Ezra goes back on the apron while Ezekiel stomps on Kyra.
 
Leiberjosch: He picks her up and hits a snap suplex.
 
Covert Jay: She tries to get up but Zeke is right there and baseball slides right into her, which sends her right into the bottom turnbuckle.
 
Vinegar: As he gets up to grab her, he gets clotheslined down by Ken!
 
Leiberjosch: Ken starts stomping on him and pulls him up only to DDT him down!
 
Covert Jay: He drags Kyra to their corner and makes the tag to come in.
 
Vinegar: He charges and shotgun dropkicks a rising Zeke, right back to the mat.
 
Leiberjosch: Ken is like a house of fire!
 
Covert Jay: He hits Ezra with a forearm smash, and then hangs him up on the ropes!
 
Vinegar: He falls down to the floor, hard!
 
Leiberjosch: Ken turns around and grabs Zeke, hurling him shoulder first into the corner, smashing shoulder to turnbuckle!
 
Covert Jay: Ken grabs a staggering Zeke from behind and hits a German suplex!
 
Vinegar: Ken goes for the cover on Zeke, but around 2, Ezekiel kicks out.
 
Leiberjosch: Ezra is now back on the apron, as is Kyra. Ken whips Zeke into the Baltimore Elite corner but Kyra doesn’t tag in.
 
Covert Jay: Ken hits a few shoulder thrusts on Zeke and backs Ezekiel staggers out and as Ken approaches, Zeke kicks him in the mid section.
 
Vinegar: Double axe handle to the back of Ken Davison!
 
Leiberjosch: Ezekiel picks up Ken and gets him in a side headlock.
 
Covert Jay: Ken shoves him into the ropes and hits him with a hip toss on the rebound, but Zeke comes right back up and swings for a clothesline.
 
Vinegar: Ken ducks under and goes for a reverse neckbreaker on him but Zeke breaks out and gets some separation.
 
Leiberjosch: Kickin It Old School!!!!!!!!
 
Crowd: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
 
Vinegar: The fans are really excited to see him back in action after all these years. And it seems like he doesn’t have much rust on him whatsoever!
 
Covert Jay: Ezekiel is down on the mat after that fast paced exchange.
 
Vinegar: As the referees count is at 5, Ezekiel is crawling and goes for the hot tag with Ezra!
 
Leiberjosch: Ezra charges in and clotheslines Ken down to the mat.
 
Covert Jay: He’s right back up and Ezra clobbers him back down again.
 
Vinegar: Kyra tries to come in and Ezra swings! But he missed!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: Kyra got behind him! Reverse neckbreaker to Ezra! She catches him as he’s getting up and hits the Blackout!!!!
 
Covert Jay: Kyra drags Ken over and lays him on top of Ezra but only a 2 count happens!
 
Vinegar: Ezekiel breaks the count. He drags Ezra to his corner and tags in.
 
Leiberjosch: Meanwhile Ken leaps and makes the hot tag to Kyra!!
 
Covert Jay: Ezekiel and Kyra lock up and start chain wrestling. Arm wrench from Kyra.
 
Vinegar: Hammerlock from Zeke.
 
Leiberjosch: Headlock from Kyra.
 
Covert Jay: Another arm wrench from Zeke.
 
Vinegar: Hip toss from Kyra, but wait!
 
Leiberjosch: She locks in a side headlock on the ground.
 
Covert Jay: Zeke squirms out of it!
 
Vinegar: She gets up and turns on a knee!
 
Leiberjosch: Penalty Kick from Ezekiel!!!!
 
Covert Jay: Zeke pulls Kyra up and goes for Wreckage!!!
 
Vinegar: Ezekiel holds for the pin but just at the last second, only for 2.
 
Leiberjosch: Ezekiel is beside himself! Even I thought that was it!
 
Vinegar: Ezekiel goes to pick up Kyra but she drop toe holds him out of desperation!
 
Covert Jay: She’s crawling to her corner while Ken reaches out, yelling for the tag. She’s crawling!!!! Super slow though.
 
Leiberjosch: Would you…? Seriously? She’s been through a hard fight. Just shush.
 
Covert Jay: She finally makes it and makes the tag!
 
Vinegar: Ken comes in and cuts off Ezra and a clothesline. He gets back up!
 
Leiberjosch: Ken grabs Ezra and goes for the Jawdropper but Ezra escapes!
 
Covert Jay: He hits Ken with a step up enziguri! Zeke is right there  for a running knee!
 
Vinegar: HEAD RUSH BY AMERICAN ULTRA!!!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: Ezra goes for the cover but it’s broken up by Kyra!!!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: Ezekiel starts to get up but she hits him with the Blackout!!!!!!
 
Vinegar: Ezra rushes back in and hits Kyra with Kickin It Old School!
 
Leiberjosch: Ken is back up and grabs Ezra for the Jawdropper. And nails it!
 
Covert Jay: Ken looks over and covers Ezekiel for a decisive 3 count and the win!
 
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mitchell Dennis: Here are your winners and STILLLLLLLLL the UGWC CO-OPERATIVE CHAMPIONS……….. THE BALTIIIIIMMMMOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE EEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[UGWC Staff]

Back in the arena with an ecstatic crowd!
 
Mitchell Dennis: The following contest is schedule for one fall!
 
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Cold by Static-X plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain with his flanged German mace, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Black Ice on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands. He has the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.

Vinegar: Here comes Konrad Raab. He and Rogan have been at each others throats in recent weeks and they finally gets to bury the hatchet.

Leiberjosch: Depending on who buries it, might be a waste of a perfectly good hatchet.

He ignores the fans due to his focus on wanting to fight in the ring as he walks down the ramp with his flanged German mace with him. He goes up the stairs before going in between the ropes and laying the flanged German mace on the turnbuckle. He then sits down in the corner of the ring with the crowd booing for him, having a nasty look in his eyes as ring staff take Konrad's flanged German mace away while Konrad's waiting for the match to start.

 
Vinegar: He looks focused. Hopefully he doesn’t resort to that mace as a way to shortcut his way to a cheap win.

Leiberjosch: Well, I feel like the #1 contender to the World Title will have something to say about that.

Covert Jay: Good ol’ Roger is gonna have some WORDS for Frosty!
 

The gentle, yet ominous beginnings of Mike Shinoda’s mix of “Passenger” by the Deftones begins to play. On the GlobalTron, a highway passes by quickly in the night from the front of a vehicle. The view moves from the front of the vehicle to the side, a dark silhouette sitting in the passenger seat, and then to the night sky itself. The beat begins to pick up and the image of a smiling Rogan MacLean begins to fade in place of the Buick scurrying down the desert highway, and then fades out just as quickly to two headlights and a license plate that reads RFM. The first verse kicks in and Rogan steps out onto the stage.

Covert Jay: DARK TOWER MANNNNNN!!!!!

Vinegar: Indeed. Here comes Rogan MacLean. The latest Conquest Champion and the man who went the distance. He has a World Title shot waiting for him once we find out who holds the crown after tonight!

Covert Jay: He sure does look sharp, huh? I like his beard.

Leiberjosch: Something is different about you today.

He makes his way down to the ring, gazing at the crowd. He stops at the ring, grinning, before climbing up to the apron. He steps into the ring and spreads his arms with a grin. After taking in the crowd’s reaction, he kneels down in the center of the ring, just as he’s always done, and pays his respect to the ring he’s competing in.

 
Mitchell Dennis: Introducing first, residing in two different places but one more than the other… being accompanied to the ring by a weapon that he will not be allowed to use… The Black Ice…….KONRAAADDDD RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
 
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mitchell Dennis: Aaaaaaaand his opponent, hailing from Galway, Ireland………The Dark Man………..RRRRROOOOGGGGGGAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMAAAAACCCCCCLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
 
DING DING DING
 
Vinegar: Both men lock up in the middle of the ring.
 
Leiberjosch: Konrad gets behind Rogan in a rear waist lock, but Rogan breaks out with an elbow.
 
Covert Jay: He comes after Konrad with a flurry of strikes but Konrad is able to cover up.
 
Vinegar: He blocks and gets Rogan in a side headlock. Rogan pushes Konrad into the ropes.
 
Leiberjosch: On the rebound, Rogan goes for a back body drop but Konrad counters with a kick to his chest.
 
Covert Jay: Rogan staggers back and Konrad clotheslines him down.
 
Vinegar: Konrad drops down for mounted punches but Rogan counters and starts hitting elbow smashes to his face.
 
Leiberjosch: Rogan starts to get up and hits a hard stomp to Konrad’s head.
 
Covert Jay: He drops down and gets Konrad in a reverse armbar but Konrad grabs a hold of the ropes and is forced to break the hold.
 
Vinegar: Rogan steps back and as Konrad rises, he charges and clotheslines him over the top rope.
 
Leiberjosch: Momentum sends them both to the outside.
 
Covert Jay: Konrad spills right into the announce table and Rogan a little to the side.
 
Vinegar: They both get up at the same time and immediately start brawling at ringside.
 
Leiberjosch: Konrad knees Rogan in the midsection and slams his head off the announce table.
 
Covert Jay: Rogan staggers back and Konrad goes for a release German on the floor but Rogan grabs the ring apron!
 
Vinegar: Konrad tries to pull him back but his hands slip and he lands on his back.
 
Leiberjosch: As he tries to get up, Rogan is right there with a hard kick to the side, sending him right back down.

Covert Jay: Konrad is back up... oh boy he is MAD!

Vinegar: He just hurled Rogan into the steel steps! 

Leiberjosch: What's he doing now? What's he looking for?

Covert Jay: THE MACE!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Ohhhh, Mitchell Dennis has it! He's playing keep away!

Leiberjosch: Konrad is pissed. Ope... he turned around right into a flying forearms smash from Rogan!!!

Covert Jay: Rogan pulls Konrad up and rolls him into the ring but only gets a quick 2 count.
 
Vinegar: Rogan is up and Konrad slowly comes up. Konrad rolls away and Rogan makes chase.
 
Leiberjosch: As he approaches, Konrad hits a drop toe hold and grabs Rogan’s ankle and locks in the Ice Lock!
 
Covert Jay: Rogan is able to stretch and reach the ropes and force the hold to be broken.
 
Vinegar: Konrad pulls Rogan out but catches a kick to the chest that sends him staggering back.
 
Leiberjosch: As Konrad recovers and comes back, Rogan is up and grabs him, hitting a t-bone suplex!
 
Covert Jay: Konrad rolls right out of the ring once he lands.
 
Vinegar: Rogan takes a minute to keep himself together.
 
Leiberjosch: He then climbs out of the ring and goes to grab him, but he’s gone.
 
Covert Jay: Rogan takes a corner and doesn’t see him but as he turns back around, Konrad blasts him with a forearm smash!
 
Vinegar: Konrad was under the ring!
 
Leiberjosch: Konrad grabs Rogan and whips him into the ring post.
 
Covert Jay: After, he grabs Rogan and rolls him into the ring.
 
Vinegar: Konrad rolls in right after him and makes a cover, but only gets a 2 count.
 
Leiberjosch: He pulls Rogan up and sets him up for the Iceinator but Rogan counters out of it!
 
Covert Jay: Konrad grabs him again and hits the Frozen Pin!! After a long 2 count, Rogan kicks out!
 
Vinegar: Konrad gets up and looks frustrated.
 
Leiberjosch: He grabs Rogan and starts hitting a flurry of strikes sending Rogan into the corner.
 
Covert Jay: He starts hitting body shots but Rogan is able to cover up and reverse!
 
Vinegar: Konrad hits a random elbow staggering Rogan backwards.
 
Leiberjosch: Konrad hesitates but then charges and Rogan capitalizes with The Rise of Hydra!!!!
 
Covert Jay: He covers but only gets a 2 count.
 
Vinegar: After Rogan gets up, Konrad rolls out of the ring again.
 
Leiberjosch: Rogan is going right after him! He’s not letting up!
 
Covert Jay: Rogan is stomping away at the downed Konrad.
 
Vinegar: He picks him up and hurls him into the announce table.
 
Leiberjosch: Picking Konrad up again, slamming his head right on the table!
 
Covert Jay: Rogan grabs Konrad again and hurls him right into the barricade!
 
Vinegar: Oh no! Right into the steel steps!
 
Leiberjosch: Rogan rolls Konrad back into the ring and stomps on him hard.
 
Covert Jay: Rogan picks up Konrad and sets him up for An Ode to Megaton but Konrad counters with a back body drop!
 
Vinegar: Rogan is quickly back up and catches a turning Konrad with a knee strike to the midsection.
 
Leiberjosch: He sends Konrad off the ropes and goes for The Rise of Hydra once more but Konrad blocks it!
 
Covert Jay: He picks Rogan up for Piles of Black Ice but Rogan counters it and hits The Call of Cthulhu!
 
Vinegar: Rogan covers for 3!!!
 
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mitchell Dennis: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……….ROGAAAAAAANNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAACCCCCCLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UGWC Staff]

Mitchell Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!!
 
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mitchell Dennis: And it is for the UGWC CROSS-HEMISPHERE CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
 
(the sound of a Japanese flute starts out playing quietly over the loudspeakers and the lights go down. The Tron comes up and we see two armies standing face to face on a battlefield. The flute continues playing and the camera on the Tron gets closer to the two armies. The Japanese flute plays louder. Both armies are huge and they are an army of shogun, ronin, and samurai. As the army walks forward a single figure comes into view and emerges from the line. The figure raises their sword and as one the entire army stops. The figure runs forward and gets atop a boulder to look out. The camera goes over their shoulder and we see the other army standing as a wall in the distance. The figure/leader takes off their helmet and long black hair tumbles out from it and flows all around, sometimes waving and weaving in places where the wind catches it. The figure turns and looks at the army behind them and we see it is Vespertine. She raises her sword and roars in fury. Camera cuts scene and the Japanese flute stops)\line\line (camera cuts back to scene of her army raising their own swords and shouting in fury. The camera pans back quickly and she does the motion of forward with her sword and the camera goes up and we see her entire army run forward to join in the fray below. The song "Diamond Eyes" starts up and then goes straight into the song.)

(Suddenly the spotlights in the arena come up and we see a lone figure standing at the top of the ramp. One arm is raised and we see it is Vespertine and she is standing facing the entrance curtains. She spins around rather quickly and at the end of the turn she points at the audience where upon a couple of pyros go off on each side of her. She stands at the top of the ramp looking around at the audience. Then suddenly she reaches her hands out to them as if to encompass their souls and fire pillar pyros go off behind her. She saunters on down to the ring, stepping in time to the music. She wears black wrestling shorts, a black wrestling sports top with purple sequins which reveals her midriff and abs, black wrestling boots, her black trenchcoat duster and black sunglasses. She slides in underneathe the ropes, takes off her sunglasses and looks around at various spots with a feral like look in her eyes and slightly licking her lips. We see she has heavy glitter around her eyes and a heavy dark turquoise black (or other color) eyeliner. She crawls seductively like a cat to the other side of the ring and then suddenly jumps up and spreads her arms out and lands in an "V" like pattern where upon at each corner of the ring, showers of sparks come flying out. She looks around, still with the feral look in her eyes, and takes off her trenchcoat duster and and gives it to a person outside the ring and goes to sit on the turnbuckle facing the ring entrance until the match starts)
 
Vinegar: Here is Vespertine. The promising up and comer here, who is challenging for one of the most prestigious titles in our industries history.
 
Just then, the lights darken and “Phucking Phreak” blares over the pa system. Phrixus Diemos steps out onto the stage, with the Cross-Hemisphere Title strapped around his waist. He saunters down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He stares a hole through his opponent as he hands the title off to the referee.
 
Mitchell Dennis: Introducing first, the challenger……..VVVVEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEERRRRRTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: I think she is deserving of the opportunity, but I’m anxious to see how it plays out.
 
Covert Jay: You and me both!

 
Mitchell Dennis: And her opponent… he is the UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion……………….THE EMBODIMENT OF FEAR……..PHRIIIIXXXXUUUUUSSSSSSSSS DDDDEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
DING DING DING
 
Vinegar: Vespertine approaches Phrixus but he is unphased.
 
Leiberjosch: As she talks trash to him, he just stands there, staring a hole through her.
 
Covert Jay: She shoves him and he immediately comes back with a clothesline.
 
Vinegar: He pulls Vespertine up but she hits him in the midsection to get some separation.
 
Leiberjosch: As Fear comes back, she grabs him by the leg and rolls him up for a one leg Boston crab!
 
Covert Jay: Fear is able to get leverage and roll over, using his free leg to shove her off of him.
 
Vinegar: She staggers back and he charges and hits a cross body!
 
Leiberjosch: Fear pulls her up and sends her into the corner.
 
Covert Jay: He follows up with a clothesline but Vespertine ducks out and hits a back spinning heel kick, sending Fear into the corner.
 
Vinegar: She follows up with multiple knife edge chops and elbows to the body of the Cross-Hemisphere Champion.
 
Leiberjosch: She comes out and charges back at him, hitting a monkey flip to get him into the middle of the ring!
 
Covert Jay: Fear gets up but gets whipped across the ring.
 
Vinegar: On the rebound she hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
 
Leiberjosch: She goes for a cover on Fear but only gets a 2 count. 
 
Covert Jay: She pulls Fear back up and goes for Epically Diva but he blocks it and slams her down right on her back!
 
Vinegar: Fear staggers back and takes a minute to regroup. Might have been too early for that one!
 
Leiberjosch: As Vespertine starts to get up, Fear rushes out and hits a neckbreaker on her.
 
Covert Jay: He pulls her back up  and hits a textbook fireman’s carry.
 
Vinegar: He pulls her up once more and goes for a belly to back suplex but Vespertine counters out.
 
Leiberjosch: Fear ducks a forearm smash and gets behind her.
 
Covert Jay: The Numbing!!!!!
 
Vinegar: He drops down for a cover and gets a long two count!
 
Leiberjosch: He pulls Vespertine up and whips her into the corner.
 
Covert Jay: He charges at her but catches a boot to the face.
 
Vinegar: She charges and hits a float over DDT! Both competitors are down.
 
Leiberjosch: The count reaches 7 as both competitors are slowly up to their feet.
 
Covert Jay: They get into an utter slugfest. Lefts and rights from both of these competitors.
 
Vinegar: Vespertine gets the upper hand and is able to position herself to hit Fear with a back drop!
 
Leiberjosch: She picks him back up and goes for Breaking the Bank but Fear pushes her forward.
 
Covert Jay: She comes off the ropes backwards and Fear rolls her up! Fear only gets a 2 count out of it.
 
Vinegar: He gets up and pulls Vespertine up, sending her in the corner.
 
Leiberjosch: As he approaches, Vespertine gets the boot up, staggering the champion back!
 
Covert Jay: As he turns around, he catches a spinning heel kick from Vespertine!
 
Vinegar: He goes down and she follows up with a running senton! She covers but only gets a 2 count.
 
Leiberjosch: She pulls Fear up but he hits a jawbreaker!
 
Covert Jay: Fear drops to a knee and takes a moment for himself.

Vinegar: Fear grabs a rising Vespertine and hits a back suplex on her.

Leiberjosch: He pulls her back up and hits a release German suplex on her.

Covert Jay: Pulling her back up once again, he hits a belly to back suplex.

Vinegar: Fear looks down at Vespertine and nudges her with his foot.

Leiberjosch: She barely moves and he picks her up once more.

Covert Jay: He sends her into the ropes and is right behind her to follow with a body splash.

Vinegar: Fear backs off and Vespertine staggers out.

Leiberjosch: He hits her with a hard super kick. Fear covers, but Vespertine gets her foot on the bottom rope at 2.

Covert Jay: Fear backs up for a moment and takes second to regroup.
 
Vinegar: As she starts to get up Fear gets behind her and stalks… THE NUMBING!!!
 
Leiberjosch: Fear climbs to the top rope and steadies himself. He leaps for the Meteor Press!!!!
 
Covert Jay: VESPERTINE POPS OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! BREAKING THE BANK!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Vinegar: VESPERTINE CRAWLS FOR THE COVER AND GETS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: WE’VE GOT A NEW CROSS-HEMISPHERE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
 
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWW UGWC CROSS-HEMISPHERE CHAMPION……..VVVVVEEEEESSSSSSPPPPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRRTTTTTTIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UGWC Staff]

Officials, cameramen, and crew are arranged in the performers’ parking area of the Bon Secours Wellness Arena, surrounding a helipad with a silent ‘copter waiting. The Creative Director, Jet Somers, is there to direct the proceedings. In moments, the participants of the Run of the Mill main event will enter and be transported to the roof of the mill where they will battle for the UGWC World Championship.

The Run of the Mill match can only be won via elimination, and eliminations occur when a competitor is pinned for a five-count or touches a non-manmade surface. There are no submissions, disqualifications, count outs, or other stopping of the match until there is a winner.

Speakers in the arena and across the parking lot echo throughout the downtown area as the combatants begin to appear.

Tempest, his hands zip tied behind him, is led from inside the arena toward the helicopter. His one good eye rolls around wildly, darting from one official to the next. This will be his second attempt to unseat Lucy Wylde and bring the World Championship home to the AstroCreeps camp.

Similarly zip tied, Holden makes his way toward the helipad. He scoffs, audibly, at every person he passes. Holden is one of two veteran competitors in the Run of the Mill participating tonight.

The Icon of Entertainment is next led out, turning gracefully from one camera to the next as he makes his way, and flashing a confident smile. The former multiple-time Chaos Champion appears fully prepared to take his place back at the top of the federation, a position he hasn’t held in around a decade. He and Jet share a nod before he boards.

Rydell already looks enraged, pulling at the zipties around his wrists and shrugging off the leading hand of the official accompanying him. For him, tonight is a culmination of twelve years of work, and he’s fought tooth and nail to be included.

Finally, the World Champion steps out, and the roar of the crowd inside the arena can be heard even here. She holds her head up high, not taking her determined gaze off the gathering of opponents already arranged inside the helicopter. She strides forward, welcoming the challenge, stepping up inside without hesitation or assistance.

With a signal from Jet, the helicopter comes to life, blades rustling the trees around them as it begins to lift off.

The feed cuts to the cabin, giving a view of the north side of downtown Greenville. The sun is merely an orange line over the community of Berea, just outside the outskirts of town. In the center of the community, the abandoned Bleaching and Finishing Mill rises from the low-rent housing sprawl, a dilapidated 120 year old structure below.

The structure doesn’t look sturdy enough to support the helicopter, so a ladder is lowered from the hovering vehicle. The World Champion’s bindings are cut, and she’s afforded the privilege of entering the mill first. Lucy gives her opponents one last appraising look before descending.

Rydell is next up, followed by Orson. When his wrists are freed, Tempest rushes over and grabs Pierce, dragging him to the door and out into the air! They crash to the roof in a cloud of dust, Tempest on top and attempting to go for the first pin of the match already!

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Pierce manages to get his shoulder up, then hooks his wrists behind Tempest’s neck for a fireman’s carry. Standing up, Pierce tests the zipties, but he’s cinched tight. Tempest has put him at a huge handicap right from the start. Needing time, he rushes into the mill and away from the Spider King.

We cut inside the mill to find our World Champion holding a giant wooden mixing paddle over her right shoulder. She notices movement to her left and goes to grip the paddle in both hands, but she’s hit from behind by Rydell with a legsweep. He grabs up the paddle and begins jabbing her hard with it. He swings it overhead, but Lucy rolls out of the way and the impact on the concrete floor snaps it in two.

Wylde grabs up the half that Rydell lost, and swings the big paddle up between his legs, crumpling him. Grabbing up the other half, she boxes his ears with the two ends of the paddle, then goes for a cover.

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Rydel shoves Wylde off and scoots away, pushing himself up on a wall. That wall pitches toward him and collapses, bricks separating around him. It was being pushed by Orson, who apparently had hit it from the other side with a wheelbarrow full of large, canvas bags. He grabs one of these up and leaps onto the bricks, flinging the bag at Wylde.

Lucy puts her hands up, but the bag was open, so instead of blocking it, a pale yellow powder cascades out and all over her. Holden backs up to the wheelbarrow as Wylde examines herself, and suddenly lets out an ear-piercing scream. She clutches at her eyes as whatever that powder was begins to burn.

Holden rushes at her with the wheelbarrow, catching her just below the knees and causing her to dump forward into it. He doesn’t slow down, but continues sprinting toward a window nearby. After a mighty shove, The Engine of Confusion lets go and the wheelbarrow with Lucy inside crashes through the glass of a window and out of sight.

Holden nods and turns back to get Rydell, but it’s obvious the bricks have moved and he’s nowhere to be found.

Elsewhere, we see Tempest stalking about with the detached arm of a paper cutter. His eye suddenly darts to the side to notice a tall, metal cabinet tucked into a corner. His eye narrows as he approaches, then he takes a mighty swing. The blade bites into the side of the cabinet, slicing partway through it. He tugs to release it, but it’s stuck fast. He yanks on it until the cabinet tips over with a crash, then shrugs and abandons it. A few minutes after he walks away, the metal door opens and Rydell drops out of the cabinet, nursing a gash in his arm from Tempest’s blind attack.

Dave tries to free the paper cutter blade himself, but has no luck getting it free. He gives up and rips the door off the cabinet before taking off in pursuit of Tempest.

A camera from outside shows Lucy hanging onto the window ledge by her fingertips. She’s cut up already from the glass she went through, but she’s trying to heft herself back up. Losing her grip, she drops to the next window below, but manages to shoot her arms outward when her feet hit the ledge. Having caught herself from falling to her doom, she sighs in relief and takes a moment to catch her breath before forcing the window open and climbing back in.

Holden has spotted Tempest on the other side of massive store room. Between them is a mountain made of dozens of stacks of wooden pallets. Orson appears to be making a decision as he glances between Tempest and the pallets, but finally makes up his mind as he begins to climb. Before he understands what’s happened, though, Travis Pierce drops down off the pallets and hooks his arms around Holden’s neck.

Orsons struggles to support both their weight as he’s prying at Pierce’s hands with his left while holding onto the top of the pallets with his right. Pierce is still zip tied, though, and Holden has no luck separating his wrists. Travis plants his feet and yanks backward, pulling them away from the stack. Holden hangs on though, and the tower of pallets topples with them.

The crash shakes the building, and we see different shots of the other three competitors hearing it and changing directions to rush that way. Tempest, having been in the same room, is the first one there, and he spots Pierce getting up with a wicked half smirk. He rushes at the Icon, but Pierce sees him coming and sidesteps, whirling around to lock in The Breakdown! He covers.

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WHAM!! Rydell smashes Pierce over the back with that metal door, breaking up the pin. Tempest repays the save by clipping the back of Rydell’s knee before scrambling away. Out of nowhere, Holden smashes Dave with a knee to the face that flattens him on his back. Orson lifts up one of the pallets overhead and brings it slamming down on top of Rydell. Shockingly, the already weakened floor gives way below them, and they disappear into the now wide open maw to the level below.

Rydell and Orson land in a big cart loaded with moth-eaten reams of cloth, luckily breaking their fall. Holden rolls off and looks around to get his bearings. He notices a lot of equipment in the room with conveyor belts, and a control box with several levers. Returning to the cart, he drags Rydell off and hefts him onto one of the conveyors which leads upward through an opening in the wall that leads outside.

Holden throws one of the levers, and the belt begins to move. Dave stirs, so Holden rushes over and hits him with Black. He backs off as Dave begins to rise higher and higher toward being dumped off the side of the building. He manages to come to just before the end of the ride, however, and leaps off the conveyor to hit a Rydell Bomb onto Holden!

He drags Holden to his feet and slams him against the gate of the freight elevator, then hits Tip of the Spear to drive him through! Dave’s foot tangles in the wreckage of the gate, leaving him hanging upside down in the elevator shaft while Holden plummets.

Luckily for him, they were only on the second floor. Unluckily, the floor at the bottom of the elevator shaft has rotted away, meaning Holden lands on the earth below. The nearby ref calls it.

Elimination: Holden Orson

Above, Lucy Wylde appears, looming over the dangling body of Dave Rydell. He looks up and spots her, then begins clawing at the side of the shaft to try and pull himself up. With a nasty smile, Lucy reaches down and yanks the lace from his boot, freeing his foot and causing him to fall out of his boot and down on top of Holden.

Elimination: Dave Rydell

We cut to Travis Pierce, now free from his zip tie and swinging that paper cutter blade around. He pushes open a door with it to find Tempest waiting. The Astro Creep was ready, however, and begins flinging jugs at the door from a cart he’s standing behind.

Travis bats the first one out of the way with the blade, slicing it and splashing some viscous chemical against the wall, where it bubbles and sizzles against the wood. The second jug he ducks, but intentionally swings for the third. It explodes, spreading some oily looking chemical all over the room with a wet explosion. He sniffs his finger, then backs up toward the door. Tempest rears back with another jug, but Pierce strikes at the doorknob with the blade, sending sparks flying into the room. The chemical catches quickly, and Tempest is suddenly surrounded by flames in a room filled with jugs of chemicals.

Pierce taps his temple lightly with the blade by way of a salute, then pulls the door closed. He swings and buries the blade into the door jamb, sinking it deep enough so that it blocks the door handle and blocks Tempest’s escape.

As smoke issues from beneath the door, Travis pushes on the knob experimentally, making sure it can’t budge past the blade. That’s when Rydell’s bootlace slips down over his face and around his neck, before Lucy drags it backward and yanks Pierce off his feet. He struggles as she chokes him, dragging him across the floor by inches.

He manages to get two fingers under the lace with his left hand while his right finds a crowbar. Pierce jams it between Lucy’s legs as she’s backing up, and she can’t help but trip. Pierce scrambles to his feet and whirls around, but Lucy has already grabbed the crow bar. She brings it up to smash him upside the head and knock him back on his ass. That leaves Travis open for a Fury Brand!

She’s about to cover when the door to the burning chemical room bursts open, Tempest barging through with one shoulder tucked. His clothing is on fire, but he doesn’t stop barreling through the room. He crashes into Lucy and drives them both out through a hole in the wall!

Travis crawls toward the hole and peers down, realizing that they landed on the roof of a lower building below. Still safe, then. Well, relatively safe, considering. He sighs retreats into the building.

I don’t know why so many fights have taken place on rooftops tonight, but here we are. Lucy and Tempest are both on their knees, struggling mightily to stand. Tempest is only smoldering now, wisps of smoke curling up from him. Lucy looks slightly singed as well, and she’s definitely going to have to get a stylist to fix what Tempest did to her hair.

They manage to make it to their feet at the same time, and rush at each other. A mechanical roar sounds from below, causing them to stop momentarily and look out toward the loading docks. Pierce is there, in the cockpit of a crane! Tempest and Lucy watch in awe as Pierce cranks the arm of the crane, which is attached to the disassembled roof of the water tower that used to stand on the property. He lifts it up to the height of the roof, causing them to turn and flee. The crane is quicker, though, and the cone/saucer shape of the water tower roof crashes into the building roof, tearing up bits of it as Lucy and Tempest bolt ahead of it. Wood, metal, and insulation explodes as it carves the roof up.

Tempest dives to one side, but Lucy isn’t able to move fast enough. Pierce jerks the crane upward, causing the disk to come up under her and flip her feet up over her head. She spills face up onto the roof. Travis lowers the disk down on top of her on its edge, causing it to flip over and cover her. Since he’s controlling it, the ref begins counting.

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Eliminated: Lucy Wylde

You know what that means. New World Champion tonight!

Pierce scans the roof, but Tempest has vanished. Hearing a distinctive smacking sound, Travis peers into the darkness between himself and the building. Tempest is rushing toward him across the concrete lot with a torch in his hand!

Travis leaps from the seat of the crane, grabbing the crowbar from earlier. He doesn’t notice he knocked a couple of the levers around as he did, and the crane begins drawing the cable back into itself.

The final two competitors are running toward each other, and it becomes clear that Tempest has a length of twisted rebar with burning rags knotted around the end. He and Pierce meet halfway across the lot and swing. Metal clangs as they slash and parry, but Travis manages to land a blow on Tempest’s hand, making him drop the rebar.

Pierce clobbers the crowbar down on Tempest’s shoulder, sending him down to one knee. He backs up and gets in position… The Truth Hurts! Pierce goes for the pin.


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At the last possible millisecond, Tempest gets hold of the rebar and jabs the burning cloth into Travis’ back, causing him to roll off of the Astro Creep and into a nearby puddle. The ref rushes in and checks, but even though it’s broken, that’s still concrete below Pierce.

Tempest unsteadily gets to his feet, clutching the rebar torch. He slowly stalks over to Travis, then drops the torch beside the puddle. As Pierce pushes himself to his hands and knees, Tempest pounces, pulling Travis up into a Boomstick onto the burning rebar!!

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Eliminated: Travis Pierce

Tempest rises back up at the same moment the crane drags itself into the building, crashing through it and causing it to implode. It drops to the basement, pulling the walls down around it, collapsing the Union Bleachery and Finishing Company behind King Freak, Tempest, the new UGWC World Champion!!!