Post by Travis Pierce on Jan 21, 2023 21:59:17 GMT -5
The screen is dark, and a voiceover by Rob Cartwright is heard.
Cartwright: This is the true story of a group of Entertainment Professionals chosen for superiority who have had their lives taped to find out what happens when life gets…pierced…The Piercing Life.
A flashy logo is shown.
Cartwright: Previously, on Synergy…
Cut to Travis in the confessional.
Pierce: Well, that’s two down. Two Global Challenge Round Robin matches. Two Conquest Championship title defenses. Two victories. I mean, let’s break this down.
Pierce: Dave Rydell. UGWC original. Bunch of time Cross-Hemisphere Champion. Won some other stuff too. Perennial and professional irritant. Bit of a cinderella story going on, big redemption or blah blah blah, because it’s THE FINAL CAMPAIGN!!! Dunna nah nah, dunna nah nah nah, dunna nah nah, dunna nah-nah nah nah nahhhhhh.
Pierce: Annnnnnnnnnd.
Pierce: Vespertine. Also works here.
Pierce: Which means we’re just about halfway there, Piercing Truthites. My dominant performance in the first half of the round robin means that I’m in the catbird seat now. I am the person that this entire tournament is now centered around, just as I promised you that I would be. Travis Pierce, the Icon of Entertainment, the King of Charisma, and the Undisputed Star of the Show. UGWC knows it, too, and if you need further evidence of that, look no further that the Synergy card itself. Four tournament matches, and which one has been slotted for the main event? The one featuring yours truly, and that’s because everyone knows that this match is the crux of the entire tournament. I’m 2-0, and one more victory probably locks this down. Why? Well, look no further than Ken Davison, a person that many insiders had picked to win this block. He couldn’t get the job done last week against Big Dave, the same person you’ll remember I trucked right through back in Week 1. A loss against me this week and Ken is done, and all that’s left is to hold Holden off in my last match. You’re just a few weeks away from seeing me in the Global Challenge Finals, ladies and gentlemen. I’m going to have a World Championship title opportunity after Infinity. I’m going to be wielding double pistols because I’ll also have a completed Conquest reign in the other hand. In my back pocket? The Global Challenge Key. This year everything is coming up Pierce, so just remember it’s not my fault that the truth…hurts.
Travis winks to the camera as we fade out…
Cartwright: This is the true story of a group of Entertainment Professionals chosen for superiority who have had their lives taped to find out what happens when life gets…pierced…The Piercing Life.
A flashy logo is shown.
Cartwright: Previously, on Synergy…
Cut to Travis in the confessional.
Pierce: Well, that’s two down. Two Global Challenge Round Robin matches. Two Conquest Championship title defenses. Two victories. I mean, let’s break this down.
Pierce: Dave Rydell. UGWC original. Bunch of time Cross-Hemisphere Champion. Won some other stuff too. Perennial and professional irritant. Bit of a cinderella story going on, big redemption or blah blah blah, because it’s THE FINAL CAMPAIGN!!! Dunna nah nah, dunna nah nah nah, dunna nah nah, dunna nah-nah nah nah nahhhhhh.
Pierce: Annnnnnnnnnd.
Pierce: Vespertine. Also works here.
Pierce: Which means we’re just about halfway there, Piercing Truthites. My dominant performance in the first half of the round robin means that I’m in the catbird seat now. I am the person that this entire tournament is now centered around, just as I promised you that I would be. Travis Pierce, the Icon of Entertainment, the King of Charisma, and the Undisputed Star of the Show. UGWC knows it, too, and if you need further evidence of that, look no further that the Synergy card itself. Four tournament matches, and which one has been slotted for the main event? The one featuring yours truly, and that’s because everyone knows that this match is the crux of the entire tournament. I’m 2-0, and one more victory probably locks this down. Why? Well, look no further than Ken Davison, a person that many insiders had picked to win this block. He couldn’t get the job done last week against Big Dave, the same person you’ll remember I trucked right through back in Week 1. A loss against me this week and Ken is done, and all that’s left is to hold Holden off in my last match. You’re just a few weeks away from seeing me in the Global Challenge Finals, ladies and gentlemen. I’m going to have a World Championship title opportunity after Infinity. I’m going to be wielding double pistols because I’ll also have a completed Conquest reign in the other hand. In my back pocket? The Global Challenge Key. This year everything is coming up Pierce, so just remember it’s not my fault that the truth…hurts.
Travis winks to the camera as we fade out…
