Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on Jul 10, 2010 9:09:33 GMT -5
*The scene opens in the Locker room of JK’s in the Acer arena, JK just sitting on his couch, rubbing his fore head, looking down at his feet*
JK: You fucking idiot! Never take your eye off the ball! Ever!
*He gets up, walks towards the refrigerator, opens it and pulls out a can of Passiona, opens it and takes a swig before he begins pacing around the room. He looks in the mirror placed on the right wall*
JK: Why the fuck do I always get sucked in, when I’m in front of a home audience?? Why do I always let these opportunities slip through?
*There is a knock on the door, JK just looks towards the cream coloured wood before addressing the person behind*
JK: What?
*An unknown man with long hair; red, green, blue, and orange coloured streaks running throughout its entangled mass, wearing a black leather jacket with a Guns ‘n Roses t-shirt and punk style denim jeans walks into JK’s locker room*
UM: Dude great performance out there, you almost had him mate!
JK: Yeah; but seriously Enigma, almost doesn’t count, I know I could’ve beaten him, but I didn’t concentrate and now Moss still has the title and I am sitting here without gold around my arm, that is just not cool man.
Enigma: Well no point in feeling sorry for yourself, remember when we were tag team champions in XWA? It took us forever to grab the gold; but we eventually did it, and it only lasted three weeks then we went goldless for over four months.
JK: Your point being?
Enigma: The only problem you have now mate is that you are so worried over how to silence your critics, in XWA and TWA you never gave a crap about critical people, you just went out there and did what you do best, fight.
JK: Yeah but to be fair I had a seven month winning streak in singles competition in both companies so I never really had any critics. Now I have many a critic in my way tr....
*Enigma cuts him off*
Enigma: but most of those critics are 45 year old virgins living in their mothers’ basements, going on chat rooms posing as people like Miley Cyrus.
JK: How did you know what Hanson did in his spare time?
Enigma: I read Vinegars blog, he said most of the time off air Hanson is on his laptop either trying to get a webcam to work in Gabrielle’s bedroom or pretending to be Miley Cyrus on Facebook and MySpace.
*JK can’t help but laugh*
JK: I knew he didn’t have a life, but.....damn! Seriously???
Enigma: Yeah it’s pretty sad hey? Wait, didn’t you say that you knew he did this?
JK: Yeah, but I wasn’t being serious; I really didn’t know he was a Miley fan boy.
*At this point Paul comes walking in along with Jasmine, both of whom are somewhat surprised to see Enigma*
Jasmine: Who the blue hell are you?
JK: Jazz, that’s Enigma, Enigma, that’s my wife Jasmine.
Enigma: Hey Jazz, it’s alright if I call you that right? I was a former tag partner of JK’s but I went to England to wrestle and he went to America.
Jasmine: Ah yeah, I thought I recognised you from somewhere, I saw your matches in CWA. Never knew you and JK were in the same federation though.
*Paul interjects*
Paul: they were not just in the same federation, they were considered to be one of the greatest tag teams in XWA!
Jasmine: Doubt that Paul.
JK: It’s all true, every last word
Jasmine: wow...
*Paul goes over to the fridge and grabs himself a drink before talking to JK*
Paul: So you going to be in Iraq next week mate?
JK: Sorry bro, me and Enigma are heading to Paris; we have some unfinished business to take care of.
Paul: Has it got something to do with that Javert guy who attacked you at the airport?
*JK Laughs at this notion*
JK: Sort of, Javert is nothing but a bounty hunter for a group that want me imprisoned behind their headquarters’ dungeons.
Jasmine: But why Enigma?
*Enigma interjects and answers for JK*
Enigma: These guys have been going around everywhere, the reason CWA is gone is because they have captured about 70% of the roster, turns out I was the first on the hit list, they just never got me.
JK: No one else knows about this, so I need you two to keep a tight lip about all of this ok?
Jasmine: Why are you two trying to take on an entire organisation without anyone else’s help? I’m coming with you.
JK: No, It’s too dangerous for you.
Enigma: The possibility of us being captured is fairly high, so we agreed that no loved ones would be taken on this mission.
*Paul seems disappointed that he can’t go, looking like he is thinking of an excuse to go with them*
Paul: But I’m not a loved one, can I go with you guys?
JK: Paul, you have a match in Iraq, so you can’t go mate.
*Enigma looks down at his watch*
Enigma: JK, we’d better head off now, our flight leaves in an hour and it takes half an hour to get to the airport in a taxi.
JK: Ok mate, Paul; good luck this week mate, you’re against more people who think they are as powerful as gods. Don’t let them get inside your head. Jazz, I will call you when we are done with our mission, I’ll miss you.
Jasmine: Ok Jordan, I’ll see you in a week, I’ll miss you too
*JK and Jasmine share a kiss before JK and Enigma hurry out the door*
Paul: ha-ha my opponents name is Serapis
Jasmine: First off, how did you know that? And second, what’s so funny about the name Serapis?
Paul: I know because I have GIW alerts on my phone, and it sent me the upcoming card just then, and it’s funny because his name is pronounced Sarah Piss, it sounds like Sarah’s Piss.
*The scene fades down as Jasmine slaps Paul in the back of the head over his immaturity as he shouts OW!*
JK: You fucking idiot! Never take your eye off the ball! Ever!
*He gets up, walks towards the refrigerator, opens it and pulls out a can of Passiona, opens it and takes a swig before he begins pacing around the room. He looks in the mirror placed on the right wall*
JK: Why the fuck do I always get sucked in, when I’m in front of a home audience?? Why do I always let these opportunities slip through?
*There is a knock on the door, JK just looks towards the cream coloured wood before addressing the person behind*
JK: What?
*An unknown man with long hair; red, green, blue, and orange coloured streaks running throughout its entangled mass, wearing a black leather jacket with a Guns ‘n Roses t-shirt and punk style denim jeans walks into JK’s locker room*
UM: Dude great performance out there, you almost had him mate!
JK: Yeah; but seriously Enigma, almost doesn’t count, I know I could’ve beaten him, but I didn’t concentrate and now Moss still has the title and I am sitting here without gold around my arm, that is just not cool man.
Enigma: Well no point in feeling sorry for yourself, remember when we were tag team champions in XWA? It took us forever to grab the gold; but we eventually did it, and it only lasted three weeks then we went goldless for over four months.
JK: Your point being?
Enigma: The only problem you have now mate is that you are so worried over how to silence your critics, in XWA and TWA you never gave a crap about critical people, you just went out there and did what you do best, fight.
JK: Yeah but to be fair I had a seven month winning streak in singles competition in both companies so I never really had any critics. Now I have many a critic in my way tr....
*Enigma cuts him off*
Enigma: but most of those critics are 45 year old virgins living in their mothers’ basements, going on chat rooms posing as people like Miley Cyrus.
JK: How did you know what Hanson did in his spare time?
Enigma: I read Vinegars blog, he said most of the time off air Hanson is on his laptop either trying to get a webcam to work in Gabrielle’s bedroom or pretending to be Miley Cyrus on Facebook and MySpace.
*JK can’t help but laugh*
JK: I knew he didn’t have a life, but.....damn! Seriously???
Enigma: Yeah it’s pretty sad hey? Wait, didn’t you say that you knew he did this?
JK: Yeah, but I wasn’t being serious; I really didn’t know he was a Miley fan boy.
*At this point Paul comes walking in along with Jasmine, both of whom are somewhat surprised to see Enigma*
Jasmine: Who the blue hell are you?
JK: Jazz, that’s Enigma, Enigma, that’s my wife Jasmine.
Enigma: Hey Jazz, it’s alright if I call you that right? I was a former tag partner of JK’s but I went to England to wrestle and he went to America.
Jasmine: Ah yeah, I thought I recognised you from somewhere, I saw your matches in CWA. Never knew you and JK were in the same federation though.
*Paul interjects*
Paul: they were not just in the same federation, they were considered to be one of the greatest tag teams in XWA!
Jasmine: Doubt that Paul.
JK: It’s all true, every last word
Jasmine: wow...
*Paul goes over to the fridge and grabs himself a drink before talking to JK*
Paul: So you going to be in Iraq next week mate?
JK: Sorry bro, me and Enigma are heading to Paris; we have some unfinished business to take care of.
Paul: Has it got something to do with that Javert guy who attacked you at the airport?
*JK Laughs at this notion*
JK: Sort of, Javert is nothing but a bounty hunter for a group that want me imprisoned behind their headquarters’ dungeons.
Jasmine: But why Enigma?
*Enigma interjects and answers for JK*
Enigma: These guys have been going around everywhere, the reason CWA is gone is because they have captured about 70% of the roster, turns out I was the first on the hit list, they just never got me.
JK: No one else knows about this, so I need you two to keep a tight lip about all of this ok?
Jasmine: Why are you two trying to take on an entire organisation without anyone else’s help? I’m coming with you.
JK: No, It’s too dangerous for you.
Enigma: The possibility of us being captured is fairly high, so we agreed that no loved ones would be taken on this mission.
*Paul seems disappointed that he can’t go, looking like he is thinking of an excuse to go with them*
Paul: But I’m not a loved one, can I go with you guys?
JK: Paul, you have a match in Iraq, so you can’t go mate.
*Enigma looks down at his watch*
Enigma: JK, we’d better head off now, our flight leaves in an hour and it takes half an hour to get to the airport in a taxi.
JK: Ok mate, Paul; good luck this week mate, you’re against more people who think they are as powerful as gods. Don’t let them get inside your head. Jazz, I will call you when we are done with our mission, I’ll miss you.
Jasmine: Ok Jordan, I’ll see you in a week, I’ll miss you too
*JK and Jasmine share a kiss before JK and Enigma hurry out the door*
Paul: ha-ha my opponents name is Serapis
Jasmine: First off, how did you know that? And second, what’s so funny about the name Serapis?
Paul: I know because I have GIW alerts on my phone, and it sent me the upcoming card just then, and it’s funny because his name is pronounced Sarah Piss, it sounds like Sarah’s Piss.
*The scene fades down as Jasmine slaps Paul in the back of the head over his immaturity as he shouts OW!*