Post by Lord Hastings on Dec 13, 2010 20:21:44 GMT -5
Pyros explode in the arena as "Goodbye" plays!
Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to the 2008 Massive Melee!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Mister Mav: We will have a three man booth tonight, as Joshman joins us!
Joshman: As I will for all our major broadcasts, so they can be just that!
Mister Mav: We have three big title matches tonight, and of course there is the Massive Melee itself, so lets get right to the action!
"Big Things Poppin" hits, and "All Nite" Jake White comes down the ramp to the ring.
Mister Mav: Jake White backdoored his way into this match, making sure that the person that won a fourway on Warzone was the only person that couldn't unseat him for a place in this match!
Joshman: You have to be smart to be a champion here in LWF, Mav!
Mister Mav: Or invent your own title like some people have done, but that's neither here nor there at the moment.
"The Nobodies" hits as a red glow fills the arena, and Diablo walks down the ramp as flames run along it, carrying the Cross-Hemisphere Title. He hands it to the referee as he climbs into the ring.
Mister Mav: Diablo defeated Jake White to retain the title last month, but present at that match was his partner, Baal, who is not out here tonight as he readies for the Massive Melee later on.
Jake White charges, but Diablo connects with a right hand. Jake White staggers, and Diablo hits a swinging neckbreaker, then floats into the cover, but Jake White kicks out right away. Jake White pops right up, but Diablo whips him into the corner, then charges and clotheslines him against it. Diablo whips him into the opposite turnbuckle and charges again, but Jake White steps out of the way and Diablo smashes into the corner. Diablo staggers out and Jake White suplexes him. Diablo tries to get up, but Jake White hits a swinging neckbreaker, and floats into the cover, but Diablo kicks out at one and a half. Jake White sets Diablo up for a vertical suplex, but falls forward, slamming Diablo chest first into the mat. Jake White floats over and puts Diablo into Moonlighting! Moonlighting to Diablo! Diablo stretches for the ropes and he grabs them, and the referee forces White to break the hold!
Mister Mav: Jake White is trying to put the champion away quickly, and he needs to, you have to wonder how long he could survive against a monster like Diablo!
Covert Jay: He’s a real Cloverfield!
Joshman: Stop! I haven’t seen it yet!
Covert Jay: Seen what?
Joshman: Cloverfield!
Covert Jay: What’s a Cloverfield?
Jake White releases the hold and stomps on Diablo, then uses the ropes to push himself in the air before slamming his knee into Diablo’s back. Jake White drags Diablo to the center of the ring and starts to pull him up, but Diablo grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex, and both men are down!
Joshman: The first man to his feet will have a distinct advantage!
Mister Mav: I wonder what the over/under is on times you say that tonight.
The referee starts the ten count, and at seven Jake White pulls himself up with the ropes. Diablo staggers up and Jake White swings for a punch, but Diablo blocks it and delivers a hard right, staggering Jake White. Diablo goes to whip him across the ring, but Jake White reverses and goes for a backdrop, but Diablo floats over, then sets up and hits the 666! Diablo covers, one, two, White gets his shoulder up! Diablo rolls Jake White over and pulls him into a side headlock. Jake White flails his arms, but manages to elbow Diablo in the chest and knock him away. Jake White charges, but Diablo boots him down. Diablo pulls Jake White up and shoves him into the corner, then stomps him to the mat. Diablo takes a step back to catch his breath for a second, then pulls Jake White and sets up him up on the top rope, then goes for a superplex, but Jake White fights him, and Diablo shoves him completely off the turnbuckle to ringside, and Jake White crashes hard into the ground! Diablo drops over the ropes to ringside, and he pulls White up and shoves him into the barricade before driving his shoulder into the challenger’s chest. Diablo stomps White down as the referee is counting both men out, and Diablo rolls back into the ring to break the count before rolling right back out. He pulls White up and whips him into the steel steps, and the impact echoes through the arena.
Mister Mav: Diablo is picking apart his opponent, and you have to hope he puts a stop to it soon and just ends this.
Joshman: Yeah, we only have so much time and the Melee takes freaking forever.
Diablo presses Jake White over his head and hurls him back over the top rope into the ring in an impressive display of power. Diablo climbs back into the ring and White is trying to get up, but Diablo kicks him back down. Diablo pulls White up and scoops him for the Morning Star, but White floats off the back and rolls Diablo up with an unseen handful of tights, one, two, three!
Winner: Jake White to become the Cross-Hemisphere Champion
White rolls out of the ring with an ecstatic look on his face, and Diablo can’t believe it. White appears exhausted, but he snatches up the title belt and escapes up the ramp as Diablo argues with the referee, and Diablo is furious as White retreats backstage!
Mister Mav: A shocking upset, as Diablo appeared to have the match well in hand, but now we have a new Cross-Hemisphere Champion!
Covert Jay: Cloverfield!
Footage is shown of the Lords of Pain winning the Tag Titles at Renewal after Fear switched the positions of Red Fusion and Donovan Hastings.
“Metal Militia” hits, and Triple M and Lone Wolf together run down the ramp and slide into the ring.
Mister Mav: Although they have yet to hold the championship together, Triple M and Lone Wolf have time and again proven to be a dangerous combination.
Covert Jay: I once had to face down a militia of aardvarks.
Joshman: With pitchforks?
Covert Jay: And torches.
Mister Mav: As ridiculous as I feel participating in this conversation, I think that would make them an angry mob of aardvarks.
Covert Jay: Careful, you’ll upset them.
“Phucking Phreak” hits, and Fear and Donovan Hastings walk out from backstage and come down the ramp, the Tag Team Championships secured around their waists. They enter the ring together and stare at their opponents.
Mister Mav: Fear has taken Donovan Hastings-
Joshman: Lord Hastings!
Mister Mav: Fear has taken Lord Hastings under his wing in recent weeks, but this is the first time we have seen the Lords of Pain in action together since they won the titles last month.
Covert Jay: I once knew a man who was fat and smelly, we called him the Lord of the Flies.
Joshman: Because he flew a plane once, right?
Covert Jay: Don’t be ridiculous! He once bought a ticket but he missed the flight.
Triple M runs at Fear for a clothesline, but Fear dives under the swing and spears him down as Lone Wolf brawls with Donovan Hastings. The referee gets between them and forces them to corners as Fear stomps away on Triple M, but Lone Wolf turns back as the ref is escorting Hastings away and clothesline Fear to the outside. Donovan Hastings pushes past the referee and charges, but Lone Wolf catches him with a belly to belly overhead suplex. Triple M picks him up and whips him into a Wolf Charge! Fear is getting up on the outside, but Lone Wolf runs across the ring and knocks Fear down with a baseball slide. Triple M rushes to Hastings as he is getting up and nails a T-Bone suplex. Triple M picks Donovan Hastings up and nails a snap DDT, then goes for a quick cover, one, two, Donovan Hastings kicks out! Triple M picks Donovan Hastings up and whips him into the Metal Militia corner, where Lone Wolf snaps his throat on the top rope!
Mister Mav: Early dominance here by the challengers, the Metal Militia.
Covert Jay: Perhaps they have pitchforks in their pockets.
Triple M tags Lone Wolf in, and Lone Wolf goes for the Death Valley Splash, but Donovan Hastings rolls out of the way! Donovan Hastings rolls to his feet, and drills him with a brutally stiff clothesline, slamming him to the mat. Donovan Hastings picks Lone Wolf up and flings him the corner, where Fear grabs him in a choke. Donovan Hastings walks over to his corner and tags in Fear, who comes in and powerslams Lone Wolf down! Fear gets him up and hits a vertical suplex on Lone Wolf, then pulls him up and whips Lone Wolf into the corner. Fear pins him there with a boot choke, then rams his shoulder into Lone Wolf's gut! Fear spins Lone Wolf around and hits a German suplex, then stands over Lone Wolf. Fear bounces off the ropes, but Lone Wolf leaps up into a clothesline, and both wrestlers are down!
Joshman: The first man to his feet here will hold a distinct advantage for himself and his team!
Mister Mav: That is the only piece of critical insight you know how to give.
Covert Jay: He wields it wisely like an angry aardvark wields a flaming pitchfork!
Fear crawls over and gets a tag into Donovan Hastings, and Lone Wolf leaps over and tags in Triple M! Donovan Hastings and Triple M exchange right hands, but Triple M starts to wear Donovan Hastings down, and catches him with a spinning back crescent kick! Triple M climbs up the ropes, signaling for the Fallen Angel 450 Splash, but Fear distracts him for a second, allowing Donovan Hastings to get up and knock Triple M's feet out from under him, spilling him to the mat! Hastings falls on Triple M and begins pounds away on him, but Lone Wolf comes in and pulls him up into the Howler! Lone Wolf climbs the ropes for another try at the Death Valley Splash, but Fear shoves him off! Fear slides in, and lifts Triple M into the Numbing! Fear heads back to his corner and shouts at Hastings to tag him in, and Donovan Hastings rolls over and makes the tag. Fear comes in and covers, one, two, Triple M gets the shoulder up! Fear is beside himself, and argues with the referee. He turns and knocks Lone Wolf off the apron with a right hand, and goes back to pull up Triple M. Lone Wolf slides into the ring to go after Fear, but the referee cuts him off and they argue. Triple M catches Fear with a knee lift and shoves him into the corner, and Triple M stands on the second rope and begins hitting mounted punches on Fear, and Hastings comes into the ring! The referee is busy arguing with Lone Wolf as Hastings pulls Triple M off the second rope into Inevitability! Lone Wolf finally pushes past the referee and clothesline Hastings over the top rope, and both men spill to ringside as Fear lifts himself onto the top rope and leaps and hits the Meteor Press! Fear covers, one, two, three!
Winners: The Lords of Pain to retain the Tag Titles
Mister Mav: For the second consecutive month, the Lords of Pain take advantage of a situation to escape with a victory, and the Tag Team Championship!
Diablo is tearing apart the Unholy Hierarchy locker room. He smashes objects left and right, but his brother Baal appears.
Baal: Hey. Hey! Calm down, man.
Diablo stops and stares at him, breathing heavily.
Baal: We’ll get it back. We’ve got more to do. Keep it together!
Behind them, a monitor shows Jake White being interviewed for Instant Access!!! on LWF.Com. Diablo picks up a chair and hurls it at the set, knocking it off its stand and breaking it. Diablo glares at Baal and storms out of the room.
“Animal I Have Become” hits to strong heat, and Psiko makes his way by himself to the ring.
Mister Mav: Psiko appears to have gotten his way tonight, and he will be taking on Arelas without having Lock in his corner.
Joshman: Of course! Not only can Psiko beat Arelas, but I would bet you Psiko’s mom could win the Massive Melee!
Covert Jay: Oh, she is very talented.
Mister Mav: How would you know?
Covert Jay: Ninja.
"No More Sorrow" hits to a massive pop, and Arelas appears on the stage, the LWF Title secured around his waist. He comes down the ramp and climbs into the ring.
Mister Mav: Arelas has had a difficult couple weeks, suffering a loss to Fear in a Vigilante Rules match as well as taking the pin this past Monday night to Triple M.
Joshman: He is ripe for the picking!
Covert Jay: He's a dragon!
The bell rings to start the match, and Arelas and Psiko brawl. Arelas fights Psiko into the ropes and goes to whip him across the ring, but Psiko reverses it and Arelas bounces off the far ropes. Arelas comes off the ropes into a tornado DDT from Psiko. Psiko goes to pull Arelas up, but Arelas knocks his legs out from under him and goes for the Last Prayer, and Psiko manages to roll away and out of the ring. Psiko slowly gets up, and Arelas charges and suicide dives over the top rope, but Psiko dives out of the way and Arelas spills to the ground, crashing into the barricade. Arelas pulls himself up and Psiko clotheslines him over the barricade, and they brawl their way through the crowd. They fight up the steps and Arelas, walking backwards, trips and falls. Psiko pounds on him until Arelas shoves him away and Psiko tumbles down the cement stairs. Arelas is slow to get up, and Psiko rolls back next to the barricade and uses it to help himself up. Arelas charges and hits a clothesline, and both men spill back to ringside.
Arelas is the first one up, and he pulls Psiko up and whips him into the steel steps, and the impact echoes throughout the arena. Arelas pushes Psiko into the ring and climbs in himself, then drags Psiko up and shoves him into the corner. Arelas tears into Psiko with cross chops, and Psiko suddenly shoves Arelas away, knocking him into the referee. Arelas grimaces as he stands momentarily over the fallen referee, then turns back into a kick to the chest from Psiko, and the Psikotik! Psiko covers, but the referee is down! Psiko shouts in frustration, and he walks over and shakes the referee. The referee eventually comes to, and Psiko covers Arelas. The referee crawls over and counts, one, two, thr—NO! Arelas just barely got his shoulder up before the three, and Psiko can’t believe it. He pulls Arelas up and sets up the Touch of Insanity, but Arelas reverses it into a side Russian leg sweep! Arelas takes a few moments to catch his breath, then goes to pull Psiko up, but Psiko rolls him up, one, two, Arelas kicks out! Both men get up and Psiko swings for a clothesline, but Arelas ducks and puts Psiko into a sleeper hold, then sets up and hits an inverted DDT! Arelas stands over Psiko to a strong pop from the crowd, then bounces off the ropes and hits the Angel Wings! The crowd is going nuts as Arelas covers Psiko, one, two, thr—NO! Psiko kicked out! Psiko kicked out of the Angel Wings! Arelas can’t believe it, but he signals for another and goes to the top rope. Arelas leaps for another Angel Wings, but Psiko rolls out of the way and Arelas crashes into the mat. Psiko makes it to his feet as Arelas is staggering up, and Psiko hits a spear, then puts Arelas into the People’s Punishment!
Mister Mav: Arelas is in the People’s Punishment, it could all be over here!
Covert Jay: No! Fire dragon attack delta force, go!
Joshman: He’s not a friggin power ranger.
Arelas stretches out for the ropes, and Psiko applies more pressure, causing Arelas to scream out in pain. Arelas makes a final stretch, and he grabs hold of the ropes. Psiko gets up in a fury and stomps away on Arelas, then drops an elbow and covers, one, two, Arelas kicks out! Psiko is getting frustrated, and he stomps away some more on Arelas. Psiko flicks Arelas off yet again, then pulls him up and sets up the Psikotk, but Arelas suddenly pulls his head out and pulls Psiko into the corner for the Redeemer! Redeemer to Psiko, and the crowd explodes as both men are down!
Joshman: The first man-
Mister Mav: Nope, you’ve reached your quota for the evening.
The referee starts the ten count, and the crowd jeers loudly as Lock walks out from backstage, his trenchcoat billowing slightly. Lock comes down the ramp and leans on the side of the ring as Psiko gets to his feet, and he spots Lock. Psiko points to the stage and tells Lock to leave, and Lock points at Arelas and tells Psiko to finish the job. They argue, and Arelas gets up behind Psiko and hits a dragon suplex, he pins with a bridge, but Lock is on the apron distracting the referee!
Covert Jay: DRAGONNNNNN!!!!!
Arelas gets to his feet and stares at Lock, and Lock gets a panicked look on his face. Lock drops off the apron as Arelas comes through the ropes after him, and Arelas chases Lock around the ring as Psiko recovers. Lock slides into the ring and Arelas follows, and Lock runs right into a kick to the chest from Psiko, and the Psikotik to a mighty pop from the crowd!
Joshman: What is he doing?!?!?!?!
Mister Mav: Psiko has had enough of Lock interfering in his matches, he wants to win and lose on his own, and he has finally snapped!
Psiko shouts at Lock and stomps away on him as Arelas stands behind him with his arms folded. Psiko kicks Lock out of the ring and shouts at him a final time, and as he turns around Arelas lifts him into the Eternal Slam! Arelas shakes his head and covers Psiko, one, two, three!
Winner: Arelas to retain the LWF Title
A highlight package is shown hyping the Massive Melee Match, with the theme of “Goodbye” by Sr-71.
Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to the 2008 Massive Melee!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Mister Mav: We will have a three man booth tonight, as Joshman joins us!
Joshman: As I will for all our major broadcasts, so they can be just that!
Mister Mav: We have three big title matches tonight, and of course there is the Massive Melee itself, so lets get right to the action!
Cross-Hemisphere Title Match
Diablo © versus Jake White
Diablo © versus Jake White
"Big Things Poppin" hits, and "All Nite" Jake White comes down the ramp to the ring.
Mister Mav: Jake White backdoored his way into this match, making sure that the person that won a fourway on Warzone was the only person that couldn't unseat him for a place in this match!
Joshman: You have to be smart to be a champion here in LWF, Mav!
Mister Mav: Or invent your own title like some people have done, but that's neither here nor there at the moment.
"The Nobodies" hits as a red glow fills the arena, and Diablo walks down the ramp as flames run along it, carrying the Cross-Hemisphere Title. He hands it to the referee as he climbs into the ring.
Mister Mav: Diablo defeated Jake White to retain the title last month, but present at that match was his partner, Baal, who is not out here tonight as he readies for the Massive Melee later on.
Jake White charges, but Diablo connects with a right hand. Jake White staggers, and Diablo hits a swinging neckbreaker, then floats into the cover, but Jake White kicks out right away. Jake White pops right up, but Diablo whips him into the corner, then charges and clotheslines him against it. Diablo whips him into the opposite turnbuckle and charges again, but Jake White steps out of the way and Diablo smashes into the corner. Diablo staggers out and Jake White suplexes him. Diablo tries to get up, but Jake White hits a swinging neckbreaker, and floats into the cover, but Diablo kicks out at one and a half. Jake White sets Diablo up for a vertical suplex, but falls forward, slamming Diablo chest first into the mat. Jake White floats over and puts Diablo into Moonlighting! Moonlighting to Diablo! Diablo stretches for the ropes and he grabs them, and the referee forces White to break the hold!
Mister Mav: Jake White is trying to put the champion away quickly, and he needs to, you have to wonder how long he could survive against a monster like Diablo!
Covert Jay: He’s a real Cloverfield!
Joshman: Stop! I haven’t seen it yet!
Covert Jay: Seen what?
Joshman: Cloverfield!
Covert Jay: What’s a Cloverfield?
Jake White releases the hold and stomps on Diablo, then uses the ropes to push himself in the air before slamming his knee into Diablo’s back. Jake White drags Diablo to the center of the ring and starts to pull him up, but Diablo grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex, and both men are down!
Joshman: The first man to his feet will have a distinct advantage!
Mister Mav: I wonder what the over/under is on times you say that tonight.
The referee starts the ten count, and at seven Jake White pulls himself up with the ropes. Diablo staggers up and Jake White swings for a punch, but Diablo blocks it and delivers a hard right, staggering Jake White. Diablo goes to whip him across the ring, but Jake White reverses and goes for a backdrop, but Diablo floats over, then sets up and hits the 666! Diablo covers, one, two, White gets his shoulder up! Diablo rolls Jake White over and pulls him into a side headlock. Jake White flails his arms, but manages to elbow Diablo in the chest and knock him away. Jake White charges, but Diablo boots him down. Diablo pulls Jake White up and shoves him into the corner, then stomps him to the mat. Diablo takes a step back to catch his breath for a second, then pulls Jake White and sets up him up on the top rope, then goes for a superplex, but Jake White fights him, and Diablo shoves him completely off the turnbuckle to ringside, and Jake White crashes hard into the ground! Diablo drops over the ropes to ringside, and he pulls White up and shoves him into the barricade before driving his shoulder into the challenger’s chest. Diablo stomps White down as the referee is counting both men out, and Diablo rolls back into the ring to break the count before rolling right back out. He pulls White up and whips him into the steel steps, and the impact echoes through the arena.
Mister Mav: Diablo is picking apart his opponent, and you have to hope he puts a stop to it soon and just ends this.
Joshman: Yeah, we only have so much time and the Melee takes freaking forever.
Diablo presses Jake White over his head and hurls him back over the top rope into the ring in an impressive display of power. Diablo climbs back into the ring and White is trying to get up, but Diablo kicks him back down. Diablo pulls White up and scoops him for the Morning Star, but White floats off the back and rolls Diablo up with an unseen handful of tights, one, two, three!
Winner: Jake White to become the Cross-Hemisphere Champion
White rolls out of the ring with an ecstatic look on his face, and Diablo can’t believe it. White appears exhausted, but he snatches up the title belt and escapes up the ramp as Diablo argues with the referee, and Diablo is furious as White retreats backstage!
Mister Mav: A shocking upset, as Diablo appeared to have the match well in hand, but now we have a new Cross-Hemisphere Champion!
Covert Jay: Cloverfield!
LWF REWIND
Footage is shown of the Lords of Pain winning the Tag Titles at Renewal after Fear switched the positions of Red Fusion and Donovan Hastings.
Tag Team Title Match
The Lords of Pain © versus the Metal Militia
The Lords of Pain © versus the Metal Militia
“Metal Militia” hits, and Triple M and Lone Wolf together run down the ramp and slide into the ring.
Mister Mav: Although they have yet to hold the championship together, Triple M and Lone Wolf have time and again proven to be a dangerous combination.
Covert Jay: I once had to face down a militia of aardvarks.
Joshman: With pitchforks?
Covert Jay: And torches.
Mister Mav: As ridiculous as I feel participating in this conversation, I think that would make them an angry mob of aardvarks.
Covert Jay: Careful, you’ll upset them.
“Phucking Phreak” hits, and Fear and Donovan Hastings walk out from backstage and come down the ramp, the Tag Team Championships secured around their waists. They enter the ring together and stare at their opponents.
Mister Mav: Fear has taken Donovan Hastings-
Joshman: Lord Hastings!
Mister Mav: Fear has taken Lord Hastings under his wing in recent weeks, but this is the first time we have seen the Lords of Pain in action together since they won the titles last month.
Covert Jay: I once knew a man who was fat and smelly, we called him the Lord of the Flies.
Joshman: Because he flew a plane once, right?
Covert Jay: Don’t be ridiculous! He once bought a ticket but he missed the flight.
Triple M runs at Fear for a clothesline, but Fear dives under the swing and spears him down as Lone Wolf brawls with Donovan Hastings. The referee gets between them and forces them to corners as Fear stomps away on Triple M, but Lone Wolf turns back as the ref is escorting Hastings away and clothesline Fear to the outside. Donovan Hastings pushes past the referee and charges, but Lone Wolf catches him with a belly to belly overhead suplex. Triple M picks him up and whips him into a Wolf Charge! Fear is getting up on the outside, but Lone Wolf runs across the ring and knocks Fear down with a baseball slide. Triple M rushes to Hastings as he is getting up and nails a T-Bone suplex. Triple M picks Donovan Hastings up and nails a snap DDT, then goes for a quick cover, one, two, Donovan Hastings kicks out! Triple M picks Donovan Hastings up and whips him into the Metal Militia corner, where Lone Wolf snaps his throat on the top rope!
Mister Mav: Early dominance here by the challengers, the Metal Militia.
Covert Jay: Perhaps they have pitchforks in their pockets.
Triple M tags Lone Wolf in, and Lone Wolf goes for the Death Valley Splash, but Donovan Hastings rolls out of the way! Donovan Hastings rolls to his feet, and drills him with a brutally stiff clothesline, slamming him to the mat. Donovan Hastings picks Lone Wolf up and flings him the corner, where Fear grabs him in a choke. Donovan Hastings walks over to his corner and tags in Fear, who comes in and powerslams Lone Wolf down! Fear gets him up and hits a vertical suplex on Lone Wolf, then pulls him up and whips Lone Wolf into the corner. Fear pins him there with a boot choke, then rams his shoulder into Lone Wolf's gut! Fear spins Lone Wolf around and hits a German suplex, then stands over Lone Wolf. Fear bounces off the ropes, but Lone Wolf leaps up into a clothesline, and both wrestlers are down!
Joshman: The first man to his feet here will hold a distinct advantage for himself and his team!
Mister Mav: That is the only piece of critical insight you know how to give.
Covert Jay: He wields it wisely like an angry aardvark wields a flaming pitchfork!
Fear crawls over and gets a tag into Donovan Hastings, and Lone Wolf leaps over and tags in Triple M! Donovan Hastings and Triple M exchange right hands, but Triple M starts to wear Donovan Hastings down, and catches him with a spinning back crescent kick! Triple M climbs up the ropes, signaling for the Fallen Angel 450 Splash, but Fear distracts him for a second, allowing Donovan Hastings to get up and knock Triple M's feet out from under him, spilling him to the mat! Hastings falls on Triple M and begins pounds away on him, but Lone Wolf comes in and pulls him up into the Howler! Lone Wolf climbs the ropes for another try at the Death Valley Splash, but Fear shoves him off! Fear slides in, and lifts Triple M into the Numbing! Fear heads back to his corner and shouts at Hastings to tag him in, and Donovan Hastings rolls over and makes the tag. Fear comes in and covers, one, two, Triple M gets the shoulder up! Fear is beside himself, and argues with the referee. He turns and knocks Lone Wolf off the apron with a right hand, and goes back to pull up Triple M. Lone Wolf slides into the ring to go after Fear, but the referee cuts him off and they argue. Triple M catches Fear with a knee lift and shoves him into the corner, and Triple M stands on the second rope and begins hitting mounted punches on Fear, and Hastings comes into the ring! The referee is busy arguing with Lone Wolf as Hastings pulls Triple M off the second rope into Inevitability! Lone Wolf finally pushes past the referee and clothesline Hastings over the top rope, and both men spill to ringside as Fear lifts himself onto the top rope and leaps and hits the Meteor Press! Fear covers, one, two, three!
Winners: The Lords of Pain to retain the Tag Titles
Mister Mav: For the second consecutive month, the Lords of Pain take advantage of a situation to escape with a victory, and the Tag Team Championship!
BACKSTAGE
Diablo is tearing apart the Unholy Hierarchy locker room. He smashes objects left and right, but his brother Baal appears.
Baal: Hey. Hey! Calm down, man.
Diablo stops and stares at him, breathing heavily.
Baal: We’ll get it back. We’ve got more to do. Keep it together!
Behind them, a monitor shows Jake White being interviewed for Instant Access!!! on LWF.Com. Diablo picks up a chair and hurls it at the set, knocking it off its stand and breaking it. Diablo glares at Baal and storms out of the room.
LWF Title Match
Arelas © versus Psiko
Arelas © versus Psiko
“Animal I Have Become” hits to strong heat, and Psiko makes his way by himself to the ring.
Mister Mav: Psiko appears to have gotten his way tonight, and he will be taking on Arelas without having Lock in his corner.
Joshman: Of course! Not only can Psiko beat Arelas, but I would bet you Psiko’s mom could win the Massive Melee!
Covert Jay: Oh, she is very talented.
Mister Mav: How would you know?
Covert Jay: Ninja.
"No More Sorrow" hits to a massive pop, and Arelas appears on the stage, the LWF Title secured around his waist. He comes down the ramp and climbs into the ring.
Mister Mav: Arelas has had a difficult couple weeks, suffering a loss to Fear in a Vigilante Rules match as well as taking the pin this past Monday night to Triple M.
Joshman: He is ripe for the picking!
Covert Jay: He's a dragon!
The bell rings to start the match, and Arelas and Psiko brawl. Arelas fights Psiko into the ropes and goes to whip him across the ring, but Psiko reverses it and Arelas bounces off the far ropes. Arelas comes off the ropes into a tornado DDT from Psiko. Psiko goes to pull Arelas up, but Arelas knocks his legs out from under him and goes for the Last Prayer, and Psiko manages to roll away and out of the ring. Psiko slowly gets up, and Arelas charges and suicide dives over the top rope, but Psiko dives out of the way and Arelas spills to the ground, crashing into the barricade. Arelas pulls himself up and Psiko clotheslines him over the barricade, and they brawl their way through the crowd. They fight up the steps and Arelas, walking backwards, trips and falls. Psiko pounds on him until Arelas shoves him away and Psiko tumbles down the cement stairs. Arelas is slow to get up, and Psiko rolls back next to the barricade and uses it to help himself up. Arelas charges and hits a clothesline, and both men spill back to ringside.
Arelas is the first one up, and he pulls Psiko up and whips him into the steel steps, and the impact echoes throughout the arena. Arelas pushes Psiko into the ring and climbs in himself, then drags Psiko up and shoves him into the corner. Arelas tears into Psiko with cross chops, and Psiko suddenly shoves Arelas away, knocking him into the referee. Arelas grimaces as he stands momentarily over the fallen referee, then turns back into a kick to the chest from Psiko, and the Psikotik! Psiko covers, but the referee is down! Psiko shouts in frustration, and he walks over and shakes the referee. The referee eventually comes to, and Psiko covers Arelas. The referee crawls over and counts, one, two, thr—NO! Arelas just barely got his shoulder up before the three, and Psiko can’t believe it. He pulls Arelas up and sets up the Touch of Insanity, but Arelas reverses it into a side Russian leg sweep! Arelas takes a few moments to catch his breath, then goes to pull Psiko up, but Psiko rolls him up, one, two, Arelas kicks out! Both men get up and Psiko swings for a clothesline, but Arelas ducks and puts Psiko into a sleeper hold, then sets up and hits an inverted DDT! Arelas stands over Psiko to a strong pop from the crowd, then bounces off the ropes and hits the Angel Wings! The crowd is going nuts as Arelas covers Psiko, one, two, thr—NO! Psiko kicked out! Psiko kicked out of the Angel Wings! Arelas can’t believe it, but he signals for another and goes to the top rope. Arelas leaps for another Angel Wings, but Psiko rolls out of the way and Arelas crashes into the mat. Psiko makes it to his feet as Arelas is staggering up, and Psiko hits a spear, then puts Arelas into the People’s Punishment!
Mister Mav: Arelas is in the People’s Punishment, it could all be over here!
Covert Jay: No! Fire dragon attack delta force, go!
Joshman: He’s not a friggin power ranger.
Arelas stretches out for the ropes, and Psiko applies more pressure, causing Arelas to scream out in pain. Arelas makes a final stretch, and he grabs hold of the ropes. Psiko gets up in a fury and stomps away on Arelas, then drops an elbow and covers, one, two, Arelas kicks out! Psiko is getting frustrated, and he stomps away some more on Arelas. Psiko flicks Arelas off yet again, then pulls him up and sets up the Psikotk, but Arelas suddenly pulls his head out and pulls Psiko into the corner for the Redeemer! Redeemer to Psiko, and the crowd explodes as both men are down!
Joshman: The first man-
Mister Mav: Nope, you’ve reached your quota for the evening.
The referee starts the ten count, and the crowd jeers loudly as Lock walks out from backstage, his trenchcoat billowing slightly. Lock comes down the ramp and leans on the side of the ring as Psiko gets to his feet, and he spots Lock. Psiko points to the stage and tells Lock to leave, and Lock points at Arelas and tells Psiko to finish the job. They argue, and Arelas gets up behind Psiko and hits a dragon suplex, he pins with a bridge, but Lock is on the apron distracting the referee!
Covert Jay: DRAGONNNNNN!!!!!
Arelas gets to his feet and stares at Lock, and Lock gets a panicked look on his face. Lock drops off the apron as Arelas comes through the ropes after him, and Arelas chases Lock around the ring as Psiko recovers. Lock slides into the ring and Arelas follows, and Lock runs right into a kick to the chest from Psiko, and the Psikotik to a mighty pop from the crowd!
Joshman: What is he doing?!?!?!?!
Mister Mav: Psiko has had enough of Lock interfering in his matches, he wants to win and lose on his own, and he has finally snapped!
Psiko shouts at Lock and stomps away on him as Arelas stands behind him with his arms folded. Psiko kicks Lock out of the ring and shouts at him a final time, and as he turns around Arelas lifts him into the Eternal Slam! Arelas shakes his head and covers Psiko, one, two, three!
Winner: Arelas to retain the LWF Title
A highlight package is shown hyping the Massive Melee Match, with the theme of “Goodbye” by Sr-71.
Clips are shown of the endings of the previous Melees.
I'm Everything you know
You wonder friend or foe
I'm the burning in your throat when you swollow
but when you spit me out
Your stomach full of doubt
and still you're faking every word out of your mouth
But you won't let go
It's all about control
Understand I'm born to lead you will follow
I don't wanna stay
I'm running away
Don't you hear me when I say...
Clips are shown of Iceman and Ruff Rabbi.
Goodbye
So long
Nice try
I'm gone
You don't like being second
I don't like being wrong
Clips are shown of Triple M and Lone Wolf.
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here
So I say goodbye again
So I say goodbye again
Clips are shown of the Talk of the Town.
Now it's there to see
You've forgotten me
Ever since I was the prince among the theives
So you hold me down
Strip away my crown
Can't contain me knowing all the truth I've found
Clips are shown of the Lords of Pain and the Unholy Hierarchy.
Always thinking small
Helping me to fall
Now your jealousy and hate consumes us all
I don't wanna stay
and I'm running away
Don't you hear me when I say...
Pat Prouder wins a battle royal on Warzone.
Goodbye
So long
Nice try
I'm gone
You don't like being second
I don't like being wrong
Clips are shown of Triple M and Fear eliminating people in past Melees.
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here
You think you see the world, but you see nothing
Time is only gonna make it worse in the end
So I say goodbye again
Covert Jay is shown participating briefly in the 2004 Melee.
Don't hit me with your fears
I don't fit with your ideas
You missed what I'm about
I earned my way out
And in thee end
I say goodbye again
Clips are shown of Travis Pierce, Colby Colt, and Reckless Jack.
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret
So I say goodbye again
The chaotic ending to Warzone shows as the clip comes to an end.
Goodbye
So long
Nice try
I'm gone
I'm Everything you know
You wonder friend or foe
I'm the burning in your throat when you swollow
but when you spit me out
Your stomach full of doubt
and still you're faking every word out of your mouth
But you won't let go
It's all about control
Understand I'm born to lead you will follow
I don't wanna stay
I'm running away
Don't you hear me when I say...
Clips are shown of Iceman and Ruff Rabbi.
Goodbye
So long
Nice try
I'm gone
You don't like being second
I don't like being wrong
Clips are shown of Triple M and Lone Wolf.
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here
So I say goodbye again
So I say goodbye again
Clips are shown of the Talk of the Town.
Now it's there to see
You've forgotten me
Ever since I was the prince among the theives
So you hold me down
Strip away my crown
Can't contain me knowing all the truth I've found
Clips are shown of the Lords of Pain and the Unholy Hierarchy.
Always thinking small
Helping me to fall
Now your jealousy and hate consumes us all
I don't wanna stay
and I'm running away
Don't you hear me when I say...
Pat Prouder wins a battle royal on Warzone.
Goodbye
So long
Nice try
I'm gone
You don't like being second
I don't like being wrong
Clips are shown of Triple M and Fear eliminating people in past Melees.
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here
You think you see the world, but you see nothing
Time is only gonna make it worse in the end
So I say goodbye again
Covert Jay is shown participating briefly in the 2004 Melee.
Don't hit me with your fears
I don't fit with your ideas
You missed what I'm about
I earned my way out
And in thee end
I say goodbye again
Clips are shown of Travis Pierce, Colby Colt, and Reckless Jack.
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here
I won't forget the way you made me feel
I won't regret
So I say goodbye again
The chaotic ending to Warzone shows as the clip comes to an end.
Goodbye
So long
Nice try
I'm gone