Post by Lord Hastings on Dec 19, 2010 16:37:03 GMT -5
The pyros explode in the arena as “Immortal” plays.
Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to LWF: Resurrection!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Mister Mav: Seven big matches tonight, four titles on the line, plus the final match of Phoenix!
“What I’ve Done” hits to a mighty pop, and CoolJ struts out to the stage, carrying the Can of Gold Bond and accompanied by Grey Coppi, who carries the Gold Bond Championship.
Mister Mav: We start our night with CoolJ, the self-proclaimed Gold Bond Champion.
Covert Jay: And it should be noted that his championship is NOT on the line tonight!
Mister Mav: Right.
CoolJ steps into the ring and sets the Can down on the apron, and the lights suddenly go out and "Pon De Replay" hits the sound systems to loud heat. Two platforms rise from the entrance-way, with a girl dancing on each. A third platform rises in-between the other two. A figure has his back faced towards the crowd. The lights goes back on the figure turns around to reveal himself as Darius Jermaine.
Mister Mav: Mister DJ, Darius Jermaine, has turned his back on our fans, and they do not appreciate it.
Covert Jay: This is the season, turn, turn. There is a reason, turn, turn.
Mister Mav: Jermaine has joined the ranks of those who feel they are being treated unfairly around here, and he will try to prove himself here tonight against the former LWF Champion, CoolJ.
The two men lock up and grapple, and Jermaine puts CoolJ into a hammerlock, but CoolJ counters out of it and shoves him away. Jermaine chops CoolJ in the chest, then whips him across the ring to the far corner. CoolJ runs into the turnbuckle and stumbles back out, and Jermaine leap frogs him, shoving him to the mat as he does so, and Jermaine leaps onto the top rope and comes back with a moonsault, the cover, one, two, CoolJ kicks out! Jermaine kips up and bounces off the ropes, then goes for a leaping knee drop, but CoolJ rolls out of the way. CoolJ rolls right to his feet and off the ropes for a leaping clothesline, and as Jermaine tries to get right up, CoolJ pulls him into a snap suplex. CoolJ floats into a cover, but Jermaine kicks out at two. CoolJ rolls Jermaine to his knees and puts him in an armbar, but Jermaine punches him in the face with his free arm. CoolJ staggers, and Jermaine shifts and lifts him into his shoulders, but CoolJ floats off and hits an inverted DDT, covers, one, two, Jermaine kicks out!
Mister Mav: Here is the experience of the veteran CoolJ coming into play, as he keeps the offense coming against the rookie.
Covert Jay: Play? You mean a Replay?
CoolJ rolls to his knees and waves at Jermaine to get up, and as he does CoolJ goes for the Shader, but Jermaine quickly wraps him into a waistlock and hits the Replay! On the third German he bridges for a pin, one, two, CoolJ kicks out! CoolJ tries to get up, but Jermaine puts him back down with an Overdrive, and then puts CoolJ into the Figure Four Leglock! CoolJ screams in pain, but he reaches out and grabs hold of the ropes, and Darius Jermaine has to break the hold. Jermaine gets to his feet and goes to pull CoolJ up, but CoolJ catches him with a jawbreaker. Darius Jermaine staggers, and CoolJ grabs him and hits a capture suplex! CoolJ bridges for a pin, one, two, Jermaine gets his shoulder up!
Mister Mav: Another near fall for CoolJ, in this hotly contested opening match-up!
CoolJ pulls Jermaine up and whips him off the ropes, and Jermaine tries to come back with a clothesline, but CoolJ ducks it and hits a neckbreaker, and puts Jermaine into the JMission! CoolJ wrenches Jermaine in the JMission, and Jermaine cries out in pain and stretches for the ropes, but they are just out of reach! He stretches and reaches and grabs hold of the bottom rope! CoolJ goes to the corner and picks up the Can and holds it up to a mighty pop from the crowd. CoolJ points at Jermaine and waves at him to get up, but the referee gets in his way. CoolJ argues with the referee, and the referee takes away the Can. CoolJ stares at the referee in shock, and Jermaine is back up and spins him around into the Remix! Jermaine covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Darius Jermaine
A teaser is shown for LWF: Lord of the Ring. The theme for Lord of the Ring is “Never Too Late” by Three Days Grace.
“Doomsday” by Atreyu hits, and Prototype and Deep walk out from backstage and make their way to the ring, accompanied by Mike Karn.
Mister Mav: The Karnage Krew are named for their manager, Mike Karn.
Covert Jay: By me!
Mister Mav: Sadly enough, yes. This is an imposing duo, and they could pose quite the challenge to the champions.
“The Nobodies” hits as the arena fills with a red glow, and Diablo and Baal walk out from backstage and come down the ramp to the ring, with the Tag Team Championships secured around their waist. They hand the titles to the referee as the enter the ring.
Mister Mav: The Unholy Hierarchy are of course part of the Metal Militia, and have the potential to be one of the most dominant teams in our history.
The two teams open the match with a brawl, and Diablo knocks Deep down and lays the boots to him as Baal brawls Prototype into the ropes and clotheslines him over. Diablo pulls Deep up and whips him off the ropes, and the Hierarchy knock him down with a double shoulder tackle. Diablo leaves the ring as Baal pulls Deep up into a neckbreaker. Baal talks some trash to Prototype as he climbs onto the apron, then pulls Deep up and whips him off the ropes, but Deep comes back with a spear. Deep bounces slowly off the ropes and leaps into the air, driving his knee into Baal’s chest. Deep covers, but Baal kicks out at one and a half. Deep goes to pull Baal up, but Baal punches him in the chest, then wraps Deep up in a waistlock and hits a German Suplex. Baal makes the tag to Diablo, then holds Deep up as Diablo comes into the ring and jabs him in the chest. Baal steps out as Diablo staggers Deep with another punch, then hits a scoop slam. Diablo covers, one, two, Deep kicks out. Diablo pulls Deep up and whips him off the ropes, and Deep goes for a spear, but Diablo steps out of the way. Deep rolls to his feet and off the ropes again, but runs into a big boot from Diablo. He pulls Deep to the Unholy Hierarchy’s corner.
Mister Mav: As powerful as the Krew may be, the Hierarchy are the champions, and they know how to work one man over and keep him away from his partner.
Covert Jay: And as we know, wrestling is all about men working other men over.
Mister Mav: Thank you for horribly contorting what I said.
Diablo slams Deep’s head off the turnbuckle, then makes the tag to Baal. Diablo lifts Deep onto his shoulders as Baal climbs to the top rope, and Baal leaps into the air and takes Deep off of Diablo’s shoulder to the mat with a facebuster. Baal covers, one, two, Prototype breaks up the cover!
Mister Mav: Good teamwork by the Krew, as Prototype makes the save for his team.
Covert Jay: The KARNage Krew.
Mister Mav: Yes, thank you.
Covert Jay: I’m clever.
Mister Mav: You’re something, alright.
Prototype heads back to his corner as Baal stares at him. Baal clubs Deep in the back of the neck to knock him back down, then charges and punches Prototype, knocking him off of the apron. Baal shouts at Prototype, then turns back around, and Deep dives and knocks him down with a clothesline. Deep bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker, then floats into the cover, one, two, Baal kicks out. Deep pulls Baal into a powerslam, then hooks the leg, one, two, Baal kicks out again. Deep goes again to pull Baal up, but Baal low blows him, and both men are down. The referee starts the ten count, and at six both men start crawling towards their respective corners.
Covert Jay: I don’t think you appreciate the brain power of the ninja.
Mister Mav: I’m quite certain that I don’t.
Deep tags Prototype, and Baal makes the tag to Diablo a moment later. Both men charge into the ring, and Prototype clotheslines Diablo down. Diablo pops back up into another clothesline, then pops up again, and Prototype whips him off the ropes. Prototype goes for a thrust kick, but Diablo dodges it and grabs Prototype for a reverse neckbreaker. Diablo goes for a headlock, but Prototype snapmares out of it. Diablo rolls to his feet and quickly pivots into a double leg take down, and turns Prototype over into a Boston crab! Prototype stretches for the ropes, but they are out of reach, and he taps out, but Mike Karn is on the apron distracting the referee!
Mister Mav: Prototype is tapping out and the Hierarchy should have this match won, but Mike Karn is distracting the referee!
Covert Jay: Clearly, this referee would not be good at Concentration!
Mister Mav: Okay?
Covert Jay: I loved that game.
Baal pulls Karn off the apron and stalks him as the referee shouts at him to leave Karn alone, meanwhile Deep is in the ring with one of the title belts, and he smacks Diablo in the back of the head with it! Deep shoves Prototype out of the ring and covers Diablo as the referee finally gets Baal to go back to his corner, and the referee slides back in, one, two, thr-NO! Diablo gets his shoulder up! Deep can’t believe it! He gets up and cheapshots Baal with a right hand, knocking him off the apron, and then turns around and waves at Diablo to get up. Diablo staggers up and walks into a goozle, but Diablo knocks Deep’s arm away and scoops him into the Morning Star! Diablo covers, one, two, three!
Winners: The Unholy Hierarchy
Ed Leonard is standing next to a screen.
Leonard: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will see the final match in the career of Phoenix. Let’s take a look back at this legendary career.
The screen springs to life and a video package plays with Breaking Point’s “Phoenix” playing as its theme. Phoenix is shown making his entrance, rising from the circle of flames on the stage. Phoenix defeats Iceman to win his first LWF Championship. Phoenix stands alongside Therion holding both the LWF Title and a Tag Title belt. Phoenix knocks Xecutioner into the Inferno Pit. Phoenix pins CoolJ to win the first Outlast Tournament. Phoenix eliminates Xecutioner to win the first Lockmania. Phoenix pins CoolJ to win the LWF Championship at Lockmania. Phoenix is shown at various times holding the Cross-Hemisphere Title, People’s Title, Imperial Title, and the Technical Title, hitting Rise No More on various opponents and making people tap out to Dust to Dust. As the music fades out, a slow motion shot shows Phoenix walking up the ramp, with his voice being heard as he says this will be his final match, win or lose.
“You Know My Name” hits to a strong pop as the pyrotechnics explode, and as the music fades Travis Pierce walks out from backstage and makes his way to the ring.
Mister Mav: Travis Pierce has been the victim of numerous assaults over the past several weeks by his opponent in this match, Fear, and it was Pierce himself who made the stipulation for this match to be a Chain Match.
“Phucking Phreak” hits to strong heat, and Fear appears on the stage and methodically comes to the ring. The referee locks the chain to the wrist of both men.
Mister Mav: Both men are very familiar with that chain, Fear having used it on several people over the years, and Pierce being its latest victim.
Fear grabs the chain and pulls Pierce right into his fist. Pierce staggers, and Fear lifts him into a suplex, then goes for an early cover, but Pierce kicks right out. Fear uses the chain to pull Pierce up to his feet, then cuts behind him and hits a German suplex, releasing as he executes it and hurling Pierce away. Fear pulls back on the chain, dragging Pierce back towards, and pulls him to his feet and wraps the chain around Pierce’s neck, choking him. Pierce drops down, slipping out of the chain, and slides under Fear’s legs. Pierce stands up sharply behind Fear, jerking up on the chain and forcing Fear to low blow himself. Fear is bent over in pain, and Pierce grabs him and hits the Breakdown, and both men are down. Pierce slowly rolls over and drapes his arm over Fear, one, two, Fear gets the shoulder up!
Mister Mav: Both men have already used the chain as a weapon, and this one could get ugly.
Covert Jay: Don’t be insulting them. It’s bad enough they have to be chained to each other.
Pierce gets to his feet and motions at Fear to get up, pulling slightly on the chain. Fear slowly staggers to his feet, and grabs him and whips him into the corner, and Fear tries to come flying out with the Fainting, but Pierce yanks the chain and it throws Fear off, sending him crashing to the mat. Pierce motions again at Fear, and Fear slowly staggers up, and Pierce charges for a spear, but Fear sidesteps him and hurls Pierce to the outside, but Pierce’s momentum pulls on the chain and drags Fear over the top rope, sending him spilling to ringside.
Mister Mav: The chain limits the offense these two men can put together, what would otherwise be a damaging maneuver right there by Fear did damage to him as well, with the chain pulling him to the outside.
Covert Jay: I once asked a woman to unchain my heart.
Mister Mav: That’s a song.
Covert Jay: Oh. Maybe that’s what I’m thinking of then.
Fear slowly staggers to his feet, and Pierce is walking around the side of the ring. Fear shouts at him and Pierce turns back, and Fear yanks hard on the chain, pulling Pierce head first into the steel steps! Pierce staggers, but he grabs the chain and pulls back, and Fear is sent smashing into the steps! Fear staggers back, and Pierce climbs up on the steps and leaps into a flying crossbody tackle into Fear. Pierce gets up and climbs up on the apron, but Fear pulls back down on the chain, and Pierce falls back off the apron. Fear wraps the chain around his fist and waves at Pierce to get up, and as Pierce gets to his feet Fear swings, but Pierce sidesteps it and yanks the chain, pulling Fear face first into the steel ring post! Fear collapses, and he is busted open! Pierce shoves him into the ring and slides in himself and climbs to the top rope, signaling for the Piercing Elbow, but Fear pulls the chain and with it Pierce off the turnbuckle. Fear gets up and wipes some blood out of his eyes as Pierce staggers back up. Fear grabs him from behind for the Numbing, but Pierce counters and elbows him in the chest, and then The Truth Hurts! Pierce covers Fear, one, two, three!
Winner: Travis Pierce
A highlight package is shown of the events leading to the Havok Championship Match. Donovan Hastings repeatedly targets Colby Colt and those close to him. Hastings assaults Colt and knocks out both his knees, forcing Colt to bow before him. Hastings tortures Rob Cartwright. Colt challenges Hastings for a Stairway to Hell Match, with the added stipulation that is also be a Texas Deathmatch. Colt pins Hastings under a ladder, staring down at him from atop it.
“Erased” hits to loud heat, and Lord Donovan Hastings walks out from backstage, wrapped in his cloak.
Mister Mav: Donovan Hastings is one of the Lords of Pain, and there will likely be an immeasurable amount of pain here in this match, which is not only a Stairway to Hell Match, meaning a ladder match held inside a steel cage, but the ring ropes have been replaced with barbed wire!
Covert Jay: You know, these people are crazy.
Mister Mav: Well, aren’t you the pot.
Covert Jay: Never done it in my life.
Mister Mav: There goes that theory.
Hastings takes care to step between the wire into the ring, but his cloak gets caught on it. Hastings gets a frustrated look on his face and he detaches the cloak, and workers at ringside free it from the wire as Hastings stares up and the cage above the ring. “Come Out Swinging” hits to a mighty pop, and Colby Colt comes out from backstage.
Mister Mav: Colby Colt is without the Havok Championship, as it hangs from the ceiling of the cage.
Colt picks up a ladder from ringside and sets it up next to the ring, using it to climb over the wire safely. Colt pulls the ladder into the ring as the cage lowers around them. The bell rings to start the match as Colt folds up the ladder, but as he turns around with it Hastings dropkicks it into his face! Hastings quickly sets up the ladder under the title and starts to climb, but Colby Colt is back up and shoves the ladder over. Hastings jumps off the falling ladder and onto the cage wall, just above the barbed wire.
Mister Mav: Hastings tried to end this match quickly, and he nearly paid the price, narrowly escaping a fall into the barbed wire right there.
Covert Jay: Have you ever seen The Wire?
Mister Mav: Huh?
Covert Jay: I hear it’s an okay show.
Mister Mav: But it’s not paying for advertising so let’s not talk about it.
Colt picks up the ladder and flings it and Hastings, knocking him to the mat. Colt goes to pull him up, but Hastings reaches up and grabs Colt, pulling him to the wire, and Colt manages to grab the cage and stop himself as Hastings rolls away. Hastings picks up the ladder and puts it onto his shoulder, and as Colt turns around Hastings runs the ladder into his face. He sets the ladder up, adjusts it under the title and starts to climb, but Colt Colt stirs quickly and climbs up the other side. Hastings reaches up for the title, touching it, but Colt grabs his head and slams it into the top of the ladder, and Colby Colt sunset flips over Hastings, and finishes it as a powerbomb! The ladder tilts over and leans against the wall of the cage. Colby Colt gets back to his feet and looks up at the title, and then at the ladder, but he shakes his head and looks at Hastings.
Mister Mav: There is more on the line for Colby Colt than just the Havok Championship, he is seeking vengeance, and it looks like he plans on punishing Hastings!
Covert Jay: Lots of lords a leaping!
Colt pulls up Hastings and sets up his trademark DDT, but Hastings sweeps his legs out from underneath him, and catapults him into the ladder! Colby Colt staggers off the ladder, and Hastings clotheslines him down. Hastings looks around and points at the barbed wire to heat from the crowd. Hastings pulls Colby Colt up and goes to whip him across the ring, but Colt reverses it, and the crowd pops as Hastings is whipped right into the barbed wire! Hastings shouts in pain as his back crashes into the wire, and as he collapses his back is bleeding. Hastings crawls away from the wire, and Colt folds the ladder and positions it vertical, then jumps onto it as the ladder falls and slams onto the back of Hastings! Colt rolls away, nearly into the wire himself, and he gets back to his feet. Colby Colt picks up the ladder and sets it up underneath the hanging title, and Colt starts to climb, but Hastings has staggered back up, and he grabs one of Colt’s legs and trips him up, and Colt smacks his head on a rung of the ladder. Hastings turns his back to the ladder and reaches up, grabbing Colt for Inevitability, and he hurls Colt off of the ladder and into the barbed wire! The crowd can’t believe it! Hastings climbs the ladder as Colt is lying in the wire, and Hastings pulls the title down!
Winner: Donovan Hastings – New Champion
Video is shown of Psiko defeating Jake White to win the Cross-Hemisphere Championship.
Cross-Hemisphere Championship
Psiko © versus Jake White versus Nero versus Red Fusion
Psiko slides in and brawls with Fusion as Nero whips White into the corner. Nero charges and splashs into White, and White staggers out of the corner. Nero charges again, but White backdrops him over the top rope to the outside. Fusion whips Psiko into a superkick from White, and Psiko tumbles through the ropes to the outside. Fusion leans on the ropes and shouts at Psiko, and White suddenly school boys him, one, two, Fusion kicks out! Fusion gets to his feet and shoves White, and Nero comes in and clotheslines them both down, then kicks White out of the ring. Nero bounces off the ropes and takes Fusion down with a swinging neckbreaker, then bounces off the ropes again and leaps in the air, burying his knee in Fusion’s chest. Nero covers, one, two, Psiko comes into the ring and breaks it up. Psiko pulls Nero up and slaps his chest, knocking him back. Psiko slaps him again, and Fusion charges, but Psiko steps out of the way and Fusion brutally spears Nero down, and Nero rolls out of the ring. Fusion turns around, but Psiko clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside.
Mister Mav: The action in these fourway matches is fast and furious.
Covert Jay: Oh, did they pay for advertising?
Mister Mav: I’m not referencing a movie, you goof.
White comes into the ring and grabs Psiko, whipping him across the ring, and Psiko bounces off the ropes into a dropkick from White. White goes for the quick cover, but Psiko kicks right out. White rolls away and bounces off the ropes, but Psiko takes him down with an arm drag. White tries to get right up, but loses his balance and staggers slightly, giving Psiko time to grab for the Touch of Insanity. Psiko covers, one, two, Fusion puts White’s leg on the bottom rope. Psiko gets up and bounces off the ropes and hits a baseball slide on Fusion through the bottom rope to knock him back down. Psiko bounces off the ropes as White is getting up and hits a swinging neckbreaker. The champion grabs White by the leg and goes to turn him over into a half crab, but White pinches Psiko’s leg and takes him down, and Psiko rolls away. Psiko rolls towards the outside, but White grabs his leg and pulls him towards the center of the ring. Psiko balances himself on one leg and goes for an enziguri, but White ducks it and puts Psiko into a sleeper hold, but Nero comes in and spears them both down. Nero whips White off the ropes, but White comes back with a high knee that knocks him down. Psiko is getting his wind back as Fusion rolls in, and White pulls himself up with the ropes, only to get clotheslined by Nero over the ropes, and both spill to the outside.
Mister Mav: Remember, folks, this match is one fall to a finish. The first person to pick up either a pinfall or a submission walks away with the championship.
Psiko charges at Fusion, who takes him down with a Lou Thesz Press, and follows it up with mounted punches! Fusion goes top rope and leaps for the Fusion Bomb, but Psiko rolls out of the way and Fusion tastes mat, and both men are down. Nero whips White into the steel steps at ringside, then pulls him by the hair over to the spanish announce table. Nero goes to slam White’s head into the table, but White blocks it, then elbows Nero in the chest and bounces his head off the table. Nero staggers and White comes after him, but Nero grabs him and whips him into the steel steps! Fusion sets up Psiko for the Virus of Life, but Psiko shoves him away. Fusion bounces off the ropes and Psiko kicks him in the chest, then goes to set up the Psikotik, but Fusion suddenly slams upward with his head, catching Psiko in the chin and knocking him onto the corner. Nero is in the ring, and as Fusion stands Nero drills him with Kung Fu U! Fusion rolls out of the ring, and Nero waves at Psiko to come out of the corner, but White is in the ring, and he spins Nero around into a double leg takedown and turns him over into Moonlighting! White has Nero in Moonlighting, but Psiko props himself onto the top rope, and he leaps and hits Poetic Justice on White! Psiko covers White, one, two, three!
Winner: Psiko
Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to LWF: Resurrection!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Mister Mav: Seven big matches tonight, four titles on the line, plus the final match of Phoenix!
CoolJ versus Darius Jermaine
“What I’ve Done” hits to a mighty pop, and CoolJ struts out to the stage, carrying the Can of Gold Bond and accompanied by Grey Coppi, who carries the Gold Bond Championship.
Mister Mav: We start our night with CoolJ, the self-proclaimed Gold Bond Champion.
Covert Jay: And it should be noted that his championship is NOT on the line tonight!
Mister Mav: Right.
CoolJ steps into the ring and sets the Can down on the apron, and the lights suddenly go out and "Pon De Replay" hits the sound systems to loud heat. Two platforms rise from the entrance-way, with a girl dancing on each. A third platform rises in-between the other two. A figure has his back faced towards the crowd. The lights goes back on the figure turns around to reveal himself as Darius Jermaine.
Mister Mav: Mister DJ, Darius Jermaine, has turned his back on our fans, and they do not appreciate it.
Covert Jay: This is the season, turn, turn. There is a reason, turn, turn.
Mister Mav: Jermaine has joined the ranks of those who feel they are being treated unfairly around here, and he will try to prove himself here tonight against the former LWF Champion, CoolJ.
The two men lock up and grapple, and Jermaine puts CoolJ into a hammerlock, but CoolJ counters out of it and shoves him away. Jermaine chops CoolJ in the chest, then whips him across the ring to the far corner. CoolJ runs into the turnbuckle and stumbles back out, and Jermaine leap frogs him, shoving him to the mat as he does so, and Jermaine leaps onto the top rope and comes back with a moonsault, the cover, one, two, CoolJ kicks out! Jermaine kips up and bounces off the ropes, then goes for a leaping knee drop, but CoolJ rolls out of the way. CoolJ rolls right to his feet and off the ropes for a leaping clothesline, and as Jermaine tries to get right up, CoolJ pulls him into a snap suplex. CoolJ floats into a cover, but Jermaine kicks out at two. CoolJ rolls Jermaine to his knees and puts him in an armbar, but Jermaine punches him in the face with his free arm. CoolJ staggers, and Jermaine shifts and lifts him into his shoulders, but CoolJ floats off and hits an inverted DDT, covers, one, two, Jermaine kicks out!
Mister Mav: Here is the experience of the veteran CoolJ coming into play, as he keeps the offense coming against the rookie.
Covert Jay: Play? You mean a Replay?
CoolJ rolls to his knees and waves at Jermaine to get up, and as he does CoolJ goes for the Shader, but Jermaine quickly wraps him into a waistlock and hits the Replay! On the third German he bridges for a pin, one, two, CoolJ kicks out! CoolJ tries to get up, but Jermaine puts him back down with an Overdrive, and then puts CoolJ into the Figure Four Leglock! CoolJ screams in pain, but he reaches out and grabs hold of the ropes, and Darius Jermaine has to break the hold. Jermaine gets to his feet and goes to pull CoolJ up, but CoolJ catches him with a jawbreaker. Darius Jermaine staggers, and CoolJ grabs him and hits a capture suplex! CoolJ bridges for a pin, one, two, Jermaine gets his shoulder up!
Mister Mav: Another near fall for CoolJ, in this hotly contested opening match-up!
CoolJ pulls Jermaine up and whips him off the ropes, and Jermaine tries to come back with a clothesline, but CoolJ ducks it and hits a neckbreaker, and puts Jermaine into the JMission! CoolJ wrenches Jermaine in the JMission, and Jermaine cries out in pain and stretches for the ropes, but they are just out of reach! He stretches and reaches and grabs hold of the bottom rope! CoolJ goes to the corner and picks up the Can and holds it up to a mighty pop from the crowd. CoolJ points at Jermaine and waves at him to get up, but the referee gets in his way. CoolJ argues with the referee, and the referee takes away the Can. CoolJ stares at the referee in shock, and Jermaine is back up and spins him around into the Remix! Jermaine covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Darius Jermaine
A teaser is shown for LWF: Lord of the Ring. The theme for Lord of the Ring is “Never Too Late” by Three Days Grace.
Tag Team Championship
The Unholy Hierarchy © versus The Karnage Krew
The Unholy Hierarchy © versus The Karnage Krew
“Doomsday” by Atreyu hits, and Prototype and Deep walk out from backstage and make their way to the ring, accompanied by Mike Karn.
Mister Mav: The Karnage Krew are named for their manager, Mike Karn.
Covert Jay: By me!
Mister Mav: Sadly enough, yes. This is an imposing duo, and they could pose quite the challenge to the champions.
“The Nobodies” hits as the arena fills with a red glow, and Diablo and Baal walk out from backstage and come down the ramp to the ring, with the Tag Team Championships secured around their waist. They hand the titles to the referee as the enter the ring.
Mister Mav: The Unholy Hierarchy are of course part of the Metal Militia, and have the potential to be one of the most dominant teams in our history.
The two teams open the match with a brawl, and Diablo knocks Deep down and lays the boots to him as Baal brawls Prototype into the ropes and clotheslines him over. Diablo pulls Deep up and whips him off the ropes, and the Hierarchy knock him down with a double shoulder tackle. Diablo leaves the ring as Baal pulls Deep up into a neckbreaker. Baal talks some trash to Prototype as he climbs onto the apron, then pulls Deep up and whips him off the ropes, but Deep comes back with a spear. Deep bounces slowly off the ropes and leaps into the air, driving his knee into Baal’s chest. Deep covers, but Baal kicks out at one and a half. Deep goes to pull Baal up, but Baal punches him in the chest, then wraps Deep up in a waistlock and hits a German Suplex. Baal makes the tag to Diablo, then holds Deep up as Diablo comes into the ring and jabs him in the chest. Baal steps out as Diablo staggers Deep with another punch, then hits a scoop slam. Diablo covers, one, two, Deep kicks out. Diablo pulls Deep up and whips him off the ropes, and Deep goes for a spear, but Diablo steps out of the way. Deep rolls to his feet and off the ropes again, but runs into a big boot from Diablo. He pulls Deep to the Unholy Hierarchy’s corner.
Mister Mav: As powerful as the Krew may be, the Hierarchy are the champions, and they know how to work one man over and keep him away from his partner.
Covert Jay: And as we know, wrestling is all about men working other men over.
Mister Mav: Thank you for horribly contorting what I said.
Diablo slams Deep’s head off the turnbuckle, then makes the tag to Baal. Diablo lifts Deep onto his shoulders as Baal climbs to the top rope, and Baal leaps into the air and takes Deep off of Diablo’s shoulder to the mat with a facebuster. Baal covers, one, two, Prototype breaks up the cover!
Mister Mav: Good teamwork by the Krew, as Prototype makes the save for his team.
Covert Jay: The KARNage Krew.
Mister Mav: Yes, thank you.
Covert Jay: I’m clever.
Mister Mav: You’re something, alright.
Prototype heads back to his corner as Baal stares at him. Baal clubs Deep in the back of the neck to knock him back down, then charges and punches Prototype, knocking him off of the apron. Baal shouts at Prototype, then turns back around, and Deep dives and knocks him down with a clothesline. Deep bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker, then floats into the cover, one, two, Baal kicks out. Deep pulls Baal into a powerslam, then hooks the leg, one, two, Baal kicks out again. Deep goes again to pull Baal up, but Baal low blows him, and both men are down. The referee starts the ten count, and at six both men start crawling towards their respective corners.
Covert Jay: I don’t think you appreciate the brain power of the ninja.
Mister Mav: I’m quite certain that I don’t.
Deep tags Prototype, and Baal makes the tag to Diablo a moment later. Both men charge into the ring, and Prototype clotheslines Diablo down. Diablo pops back up into another clothesline, then pops up again, and Prototype whips him off the ropes. Prototype goes for a thrust kick, but Diablo dodges it and grabs Prototype for a reverse neckbreaker. Diablo goes for a headlock, but Prototype snapmares out of it. Diablo rolls to his feet and quickly pivots into a double leg take down, and turns Prototype over into a Boston crab! Prototype stretches for the ropes, but they are out of reach, and he taps out, but Mike Karn is on the apron distracting the referee!
Mister Mav: Prototype is tapping out and the Hierarchy should have this match won, but Mike Karn is distracting the referee!
Covert Jay: Clearly, this referee would not be good at Concentration!
Mister Mav: Okay?
Covert Jay: I loved that game.
Baal pulls Karn off the apron and stalks him as the referee shouts at him to leave Karn alone, meanwhile Deep is in the ring with one of the title belts, and he smacks Diablo in the back of the head with it! Deep shoves Prototype out of the ring and covers Diablo as the referee finally gets Baal to go back to his corner, and the referee slides back in, one, two, thr-NO! Diablo gets his shoulder up! Deep can’t believe it! He gets up and cheapshots Baal with a right hand, knocking him off the apron, and then turns around and waves at Diablo to get up. Diablo staggers up and walks into a goozle, but Diablo knocks Deep’s arm away and scoops him into the Morning Star! Diablo covers, one, two, three!
Winners: The Unholy Hierarchy
BACKSTAGE
Ed Leonard is standing next to a screen.
Leonard: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will see the final match in the career of Phoenix. Let’s take a look back at this legendary career.
The screen springs to life and a video package plays with Breaking Point’s “Phoenix” playing as its theme. Phoenix is shown making his entrance, rising from the circle of flames on the stage. Phoenix defeats Iceman to win his first LWF Championship. Phoenix stands alongside Therion holding both the LWF Title and a Tag Title belt. Phoenix knocks Xecutioner into the Inferno Pit. Phoenix pins CoolJ to win the first Outlast Tournament. Phoenix eliminates Xecutioner to win the first Lockmania. Phoenix pins CoolJ to win the LWF Championship at Lockmania. Phoenix is shown at various times holding the Cross-Hemisphere Title, People’s Title, Imperial Title, and the Technical Title, hitting Rise No More on various opponents and making people tap out to Dust to Dust. As the music fades out, a slow motion shot shows Phoenix walking up the ramp, with his voice being heard as he says this will be his final match, win or lose.
Fear versus Travis Pierce
Chain Match
Chain Match
“You Know My Name” hits to a strong pop as the pyrotechnics explode, and as the music fades Travis Pierce walks out from backstage and makes his way to the ring.
Mister Mav: Travis Pierce has been the victim of numerous assaults over the past several weeks by his opponent in this match, Fear, and it was Pierce himself who made the stipulation for this match to be a Chain Match.
“Phucking Phreak” hits to strong heat, and Fear appears on the stage and methodically comes to the ring. The referee locks the chain to the wrist of both men.
Mister Mav: Both men are very familiar with that chain, Fear having used it on several people over the years, and Pierce being its latest victim.
Fear grabs the chain and pulls Pierce right into his fist. Pierce staggers, and Fear lifts him into a suplex, then goes for an early cover, but Pierce kicks right out. Fear uses the chain to pull Pierce up to his feet, then cuts behind him and hits a German suplex, releasing as he executes it and hurling Pierce away. Fear pulls back on the chain, dragging Pierce back towards, and pulls him to his feet and wraps the chain around Pierce’s neck, choking him. Pierce drops down, slipping out of the chain, and slides under Fear’s legs. Pierce stands up sharply behind Fear, jerking up on the chain and forcing Fear to low blow himself. Fear is bent over in pain, and Pierce grabs him and hits the Breakdown, and both men are down. Pierce slowly rolls over and drapes his arm over Fear, one, two, Fear gets the shoulder up!
Mister Mav: Both men have already used the chain as a weapon, and this one could get ugly.
Covert Jay: Don’t be insulting them. It’s bad enough they have to be chained to each other.
Pierce gets to his feet and motions at Fear to get up, pulling slightly on the chain. Fear slowly staggers to his feet, and grabs him and whips him into the corner, and Fear tries to come flying out with the Fainting, but Pierce yanks the chain and it throws Fear off, sending him crashing to the mat. Pierce motions again at Fear, and Fear slowly staggers up, and Pierce charges for a spear, but Fear sidesteps him and hurls Pierce to the outside, but Pierce’s momentum pulls on the chain and drags Fear over the top rope, sending him spilling to ringside.
Mister Mav: The chain limits the offense these two men can put together, what would otherwise be a damaging maneuver right there by Fear did damage to him as well, with the chain pulling him to the outside.
Covert Jay: I once asked a woman to unchain my heart.
Mister Mav: That’s a song.
Covert Jay: Oh. Maybe that’s what I’m thinking of then.
Fear slowly staggers to his feet, and Pierce is walking around the side of the ring. Fear shouts at him and Pierce turns back, and Fear yanks hard on the chain, pulling Pierce head first into the steel steps! Pierce staggers, but he grabs the chain and pulls back, and Fear is sent smashing into the steps! Fear staggers back, and Pierce climbs up on the steps and leaps into a flying crossbody tackle into Fear. Pierce gets up and climbs up on the apron, but Fear pulls back down on the chain, and Pierce falls back off the apron. Fear wraps the chain around his fist and waves at Pierce to get up, and as Pierce gets to his feet Fear swings, but Pierce sidesteps it and yanks the chain, pulling Fear face first into the steel ring post! Fear collapses, and he is busted open! Pierce shoves him into the ring and slides in himself and climbs to the top rope, signaling for the Piercing Elbow, but Fear pulls the chain and with it Pierce off the turnbuckle. Fear gets up and wipes some blood out of his eyes as Pierce staggers back up. Fear grabs him from behind for the Numbing, but Pierce counters and elbows him in the chest, and then The Truth Hurts! Pierce covers Fear, one, two, three!
Winner: Travis Pierce
A highlight package is shown of the events leading to the Havok Championship Match. Donovan Hastings repeatedly targets Colby Colt and those close to him. Hastings assaults Colt and knocks out both his knees, forcing Colt to bow before him. Hastings tortures Rob Cartwright. Colt challenges Hastings for a Stairway to Hell Match, with the added stipulation that is also be a Texas Deathmatch. Colt pins Hastings under a ladder, staring down at him from atop it.
Havok Championship
Colby Colt © versus Donovan Hastings
Stairway to Hell Texas Deathmatch
Colby Colt © versus Donovan Hastings
Stairway to Hell Texas Deathmatch
“Erased” hits to loud heat, and Lord Donovan Hastings walks out from backstage, wrapped in his cloak.
Mister Mav: Donovan Hastings is one of the Lords of Pain, and there will likely be an immeasurable amount of pain here in this match, which is not only a Stairway to Hell Match, meaning a ladder match held inside a steel cage, but the ring ropes have been replaced with barbed wire!
Covert Jay: You know, these people are crazy.
Mister Mav: Well, aren’t you the pot.
Covert Jay: Never done it in my life.
Mister Mav: There goes that theory.
Hastings takes care to step between the wire into the ring, but his cloak gets caught on it. Hastings gets a frustrated look on his face and he detaches the cloak, and workers at ringside free it from the wire as Hastings stares up and the cage above the ring. “Come Out Swinging” hits to a mighty pop, and Colby Colt comes out from backstage.
Mister Mav: Colby Colt is without the Havok Championship, as it hangs from the ceiling of the cage.
Colt picks up a ladder from ringside and sets it up next to the ring, using it to climb over the wire safely. Colt pulls the ladder into the ring as the cage lowers around them. The bell rings to start the match as Colt folds up the ladder, but as he turns around with it Hastings dropkicks it into his face! Hastings quickly sets up the ladder under the title and starts to climb, but Colby Colt is back up and shoves the ladder over. Hastings jumps off the falling ladder and onto the cage wall, just above the barbed wire.
Mister Mav: Hastings tried to end this match quickly, and he nearly paid the price, narrowly escaping a fall into the barbed wire right there.
Covert Jay: Have you ever seen The Wire?
Mister Mav: Huh?
Covert Jay: I hear it’s an okay show.
Mister Mav: But it’s not paying for advertising so let’s not talk about it.
Colt picks up the ladder and flings it and Hastings, knocking him to the mat. Colt goes to pull him up, but Hastings reaches up and grabs Colt, pulling him to the wire, and Colt manages to grab the cage and stop himself as Hastings rolls away. Hastings picks up the ladder and puts it onto his shoulder, and as Colt turns around Hastings runs the ladder into his face. He sets the ladder up, adjusts it under the title and starts to climb, but Colt Colt stirs quickly and climbs up the other side. Hastings reaches up for the title, touching it, but Colt grabs his head and slams it into the top of the ladder, and Colby Colt sunset flips over Hastings, and finishes it as a powerbomb! The ladder tilts over and leans against the wall of the cage. Colby Colt gets back to his feet and looks up at the title, and then at the ladder, but he shakes his head and looks at Hastings.
Mister Mav: There is more on the line for Colby Colt than just the Havok Championship, he is seeking vengeance, and it looks like he plans on punishing Hastings!
Covert Jay: Lots of lords a leaping!
Colt pulls up Hastings and sets up his trademark DDT, but Hastings sweeps his legs out from underneath him, and catapults him into the ladder! Colby Colt staggers off the ladder, and Hastings clotheslines him down. Hastings looks around and points at the barbed wire to heat from the crowd. Hastings pulls Colby Colt up and goes to whip him across the ring, but Colt reverses it, and the crowd pops as Hastings is whipped right into the barbed wire! Hastings shouts in pain as his back crashes into the wire, and as he collapses his back is bleeding. Hastings crawls away from the wire, and Colt folds the ladder and positions it vertical, then jumps onto it as the ladder falls and slams onto the back of Hastings! Colt rolls away, nearly into the wire himself, and he gets back to his feet. Colby Colt picks up the ladder and sets it up underneath the hanging title, and Colt starts to climb, but Hastings has staggered back up, and he grabs one of Colt’s legs and trips him up, and Colt smacks his head on a rung of the ladder. Hastings turns his back to the ladder and reaches up, grabbing Colt for Inevitability, and he hurls Colt off of the ladder and into the barbed wire! The crowd can’t believe it! Hastings climbs the ladder as Colt is lying in the wire, and Hastings pulls the title down!
Winner: Donovan Hastings – New Champion
Video is shown of Psiko defeating Jake White to win the Cross-Hemisphere Championship.
Cross-Hemisphere Championship
Psiko © versus Jake White versus Nero versus Red Fusion
Psiko slides in and brawls with Fusion as Nero whips White into the corner. Nero charges and splashs into White, and White staggers out of the corner. Nero charges again, but White backdrops him over the top rope to the outside. Fusion whips Psiko into a superkick from White, and Psiko tumbles through the ropes to the outside. Fusion leans on the ropes and shouts at Psiko, and White suddenly school boys him, one, two, Fusion kicks out! Fusion gets to his feet and shoves White, and Nero comes in and clotheslines them both down, then kicks White out of the ring. Nero bounces off the ropes and takes Fusion down with a swinging neckbreaker, then bounces off the ropes again and leaps in the air, burying his knee in Fusion’s chest. Nero covers, one, two, Psiko comes into the ring and breaks it up. Psiko pulls Nero up and slaps his chest, knocking him back. Psiko slaps him again, and Fusion charges, but Psiko steps out of the way and Fusion brutally spears Nero down, and Nero rolls out of the ring. Fusion turns around, but Psiko clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside.
Mister Mav: The action in these fourway matches is fast and furious.
Covert Jay: Oh, did they pay for advertising?
Mister Mav: I’m not referencing a movie, you goof.
White comes into the ring and grabs Psiko, whipping him across the ring, and Psiko bounces off the ropes into a dropkick from White. White goes for the quick cover, but Psiko kicks right out. White rolls away and bounces off the ropes, but Psiko takes him down with an arm drag. White tries to get right up, but loses his balance and staggers slightly, giving Psiko time to grab for the Touch of Insanity. Psiko covers, one, two, Fusion puts White’s leg on the bottom rope. Psiko gets up and bounces off the ropes and hits a baseball slide on Fusion through the bottom rope to knock him back down. Psiko bounces off the ropes as White is getting up and hits a swinging neckbreaker. The champion grabs White by the leg and goes to turn him over into a half crab, but White pinches Psiko’s leg and takes him down, and Psiko rolls away. Psiko rolls towards the outside, but White grabs his leg and pulls him towards the center of the ring. Psiko balances himself on one leg and goes for an enziguri, but White ducks it and puts Psiko into a sleeper hold, but Nero comes in and spears them both down. Nero whips White off the ropes, but White comes back with a high knee that knocks him down. Psiko is getting his wind back as Fusion rolls in, and White pulls himself up with the ropes, only to get clotheslined by Nero over the ropes, and both spill to the outside.
Mister Mav: Remember, folks, this match is one fall to a finish. The first person to pick up either a pinfall or a submission walks away with the championship.
Psiko charges at Fusion, who takes him down with a Lou Thesz Press, and follows it up with mounted punches! Fusion goes top rope and leaps for the Fusion Bomb, but Psiko rolls out of the way and Fusion tastes mat, and both men are down. Nero whips White into the steel steps at ringside, then pulls him by the hair over to the spanish announce table. Nero goes to slam White’s head into the table, but White blocks it, then elbows Nero in the chest and bounces his head off the table. Nero staggers and White comes after him, but Nero grabs him and whips him into the steel steps! Fusion sets up Psiko for the Virus of Life, but Psiko shoves him away. Fusion bounces off the ropes and Psiko kicks him in the chest, then goes to set up the Psikotik, but Fusion suddenly slams upward with his head, catching Psiko in the chin and knocking him onto the corner. Nero is in the ring, and as Fusion stands Nero drills him with Kung Fu U! Fusion rolls out of the ring, and Nero waves at Psiko to come out of the corner, but White is in the ring, and he spins Nero around into a double leg takedown and turns him over into Moonlighting! White has Nero in Moonlighting, but Psiko props himself onto the top rope, and he leaps and hits Poetic Justice on White! Psiko covers White, one, two, three!
Winner: Psiko
