Post by Lord Hastings on Mar 7, 2011 22:01:56 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, to UGWC Synergy!
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Lieberjosch: We’re two weeks away from Day of Reckoning, where Travis Pierce will challenge Jet Somers for the World Heavyweight Championship. Pierce is booking the cards all month, and he’s done another great job tonight!
Vinegar: And we begin with the World Heavyweight Champion in action!
A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, UGWC Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and unstraps the belt, holding it up quickly to the approval of the crowd before handing it over. He begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion, the Wild Card, JET SOMMMERRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!
Vinegar: Somers closed our show last week, he opens it this week, a bit of card reversal on the part of Travis Pierce.
Lieberjosch: And kudos to him for mixing things up a bit. It’s good to have a change here and there.
Covert Jay: Nickel here, dime there.
The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.
Dennis: And his opponent, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYVOLLLLLLLLLAAA!!!
Lieberjosch: The luckiest person in the world.
Vinegar: That he hasn’t been arrested?
Lieberjosch: Sure, that too.
DING DING!
Vinegar: Match officially underway, Somers unleashing a flurry of strikes.
Lieberjosch: Muay Thai kickboxing, one of many styles employed by Jet Somers.
Covert Jay: Drunken boxing is my favorite.
Vinegar: Not sure we’ll see that here tonight, as a roundhouse kick knocks the big man to the floor.
Lieberjosch: We’ll have to see if Tyovla has gone soft.
Covert Jay: Now that he’s gone soft?
Lieberjosch: Well, has less aggression left to work out?
Vinegar: I don’t know what you two are talking about, and I think I’d rather not, as Tyvola catches Somers with a knee lift, but Somers counters with an uppercut, and a double axe handle that knocks Tyvola back into the turnbuckle.
Lieberjosch: Somers charges in, but Tyvola greets him with a boot to the face!
Vinegar: Somers staggers, Tyvola grabs him.
Covert Jay: Catastrophic Cave-in Causer!
Vinegar: Tyvola covers with a lateral press!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Somers kicks out!
Lieberjosch: And we see that the devastating power of Tyvola is still intact.
Vinegar: Tyvola pulling Somers up, whips him off the ropes, but Somers ducks a clothesline.
Covert Jay: Suicide Pull!
Vinegar: And Somers follows up with the Ground-and-Pound!
Lieberjosch: But Tyvola shoves him off, the big man getting back to his feet, and he boots Somers to the mat.
Vinegar: Tyvola staring at Somers now, Somers slowly stirring. Tyvola coming off the ropes.
Lieberjosch: Clothesline from Hell!!
Cj: Matrix! Ninja evasion!
Lieberjosch: BLACKOUT!!!
Vinegar: Somers hooks the leg!
ONE!!!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JET SOMMMERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Vinegar: Somers pulls out the victory!
Covert Jay: He escaped that brutal clothesline with the Natrix, and finished him with the Blackout!
Lieberjosch: Natrix?
Covert Jay: Ninja Matrix.
Lieberjosch: Right.
Vinegar: Don’t go anywhere, we’ve got plenty of action still to come, here on Synergy!
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Lieberjosch: We’re two weeks away from Day of Reckoning, where Travis Pierce will challenge Jet Somers for the World Heavyweight Championship. Pierce is booking the cards all month, and he’s done another great job tonight!
Vinegar: And we begin with the World Heavyweight Champion in action!
A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, UGWC Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and unstraps the belt, holding it up quickly to the approval of the crowd before handing it over. He begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion, the Wild Card, JET SOMMMERRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!
Vinegar: Somers closed our show last week, he opens it this week, a bit of card reversal on the part of Travis Pierce.
Lieberjosch: And kudos to him for mixing things up a bit. It’s good to have a change here and there.
Covert Jay: Nickel here, dime there.
The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.
Dennis: And his opponent, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYVOLLLLLLLLLAAA!!!
Lieberjosch: The luckiest person in the world.
Vinegar: That he hasn’t been arrested?
Lieberjosch: Sure, that too.
DING DING!
Vinegar: Match officially underway, Somers unleashing a flurry of strikes.
Lieberjosch: Muay Thai kickboxing, one of many styles employed by Jet Somers.
Covert Jay: Drunken boxing is my favorite.
Vinegar: Not sure we’ll see that here tonight, as a roundhouse kick knocks the big man to the floor.
Lieberjosch: We’ll have to see if Tyovla has gone soft.
Covert Jay: Now that he’s gone soft?
Lieberjosch: Well, has less aggression left to work out?
Vinegar: I don’t know what you two are talking about, and I think I’d rather not, as Tyvola catches Somers with a knee lift, but Somers counters with an uppercut, and a double axe handle that knocks Tyvola back into the turnbuckle.
Lieberjosch: Somers charges in, but Tyvola greets him with a boot to the face!
Vinegar: Somers staggers, Tyvola grabs him.
Covert Jay: Catastrophic Cave-in Causer!
Vinegar: Tyvola covers with a lateral press!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Somers kicks out!
Lieberjosch: And we see that the devastating power of Tyvola is still intact.
Vinegar: Tyvola pulling Somers up, whips him off the ropes, but Somers ducks a clothesline.
Covert Jay: Suicide Pull!
Vinegar: And Somers follows up with the Ground-and-Pound!
Lieberjosch: But Tyvola shoves him off, the big man getting back to his feet, and he boots Somers to the mat.
Vinegar: Tyvola staring at Somers now, Somers slowly stirring. Tyvola coming off the ropes.
Lieberjosch: Clothesline from Hell!!
Cj: Matrix! Ninja evasion!
Lieberjosch: BLACKOUT!!!
Vinegar: Somers hooks the leg!
ONE!!!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JET SOMMMERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Vinegar: Somers pulls out the victory!
Covert Jay: He escaped that brutal clothesline with the Natrix, and finished him with the Blackout!
Lieberjosch: Natrix?
Covert Jay: Ninja Matrix.
Lieberjosch: Right.
Vinegar: Don’t go anywhere, we’ve got plenty of action still to come, here on Synergy!