Post by Lord Hastings on Apr 11, 2011 19:31:29 GMT -5
*Filmed Earlier Today*
The sun is shining on this Monday afternoon, and the parking lot of the UGWC Arena is alive with the countless faceless of the supporting backstage staff. The camera catches Dexter Vines and Moss Edwards hurriedly rushing up to one of the large heavy doors leading inside. The camera men continue to run cable, food crafts brings in bag after bag of unidentified frozen edible poison, and medical staff wheel gurneys fully loaded with supplies into the same door. Then Robert Ooley, Louis resting on his shoulder, swaggers into view. A confident stride marks his 'importance' as he reaches the door. He waits for Todd to open the door for the Director of Human Resources, takes the first step in before stopping, and then looks over right shoulder.
The camera pans to see what has caught his attention. Standing, patiently waiting with a scowl on his face, is the Number One Contender, Tyvola. The two men lock eyes as Ooley bounces that bat on his shoulder, smirks, and steps in.
Ooley: C'mon Toss.
The Mountain Madman doesn't move from his spot, but he does turn his head enough to look down towards a camera man sitting on a stack of pallets holding his head as he contemplates just where his life went wrong.
Tyvola: Yeah. But not soon enough.
We fade into the intro of the UGWC's Synergy.
Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC Synergy!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: We’ve got another great night of action lined up for you here tonight!
Lieberjosch: We’ll be determining two challengers for the Chaos Championship for next week, a marquee triple threat on the card, and in our main event, the current World Champion faces off against a former one!
Vinegar: But we start our night with the Lord of Pain in action against another trainee from the Dragon’s Cave.
“Ripper” hits, and Donovan Hastings walks out from backstage, his cloak flowing behind him.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your opening contest. Introducing, from Hartford, Connecticut, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAAASSTTTINGGGSSSSSS!!!!
Lieberjosch: Not often you see the Immortal One jerking the curtain, a special treat to get the fans going early.
Dennis: And his opponent, already in the ring, Nick Thomas!
Covert Jay: That doesn’t bode well for him.
Vinegar: What doesn’t?
Covert Jay: No entrance, didn’t get his name in caps.
Lieberjosch: In caps?
Vinegar: In any case, Hastings is in the ring now, and Brian Chartreuse gets us underway!
DING DING!
Vinegar: Not sure why Hastings has entirely turned his back on Thomas, might not be good strategy.
Lieberjosch: He’s asking Brian Chartreuse why he rang the bell before his opponent came to the ring.
Vinegar: Thomas is IN the ring!
Covert Jay: Maybe he’s confused by the jobber entrance too?
Vinegar: And now Thomas blindsides him from behind!
Lieberjosch: He needs to if he wants to have a chance against a multiple-time World Champion like Lord Hastings!
Vinegar: Thomas forces Hastings into the corner with right hands, repeated blows to the Lord of Pain!
Lieberjosch: But Hastings counters with a knee lift.
Vinegar: He shakes the cobwebs out, and drops Thomas with a Facebreaker DDT!
Covert Jay: Breaking the face off the rookie in his first match!
Vinegar: Hastings looks angry, and he yanks Thomas up off the mat and pulls him to the corner.
Lieberjosch: Setting him up, INEVITABILITY!!!!!!
Covert Jay: And now he’s broken all of him.
Vinegar: Hastings with the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THR-
Vinegar: Hastings pulls Thomas off the mat!
Lieberjosch: And he’s laughing about it!
Vinegar: Chartreuse doesn’t look as amused, asking Hastings what he is doing, Hastings brushes him off.
Lieberjosch: He’s teaching Thomas a lesson he could have never learned in the Dragon’s Cave!
Vinegar: He rolls Thomas over!
Lieberjosch: HANDS OF FATE!!!
Vinegar: Hastings has Thomas in the Hands of Fate!
Covert Jay: And he taps like a dancer!
Dennis: Here is your winner, DONOVAN HAAAASSTINNNNGGSSSS!!!!!
Vinegar: And Donovan Hastings makes another member of the Dragon’s Cave tap out to the Hands of Fate!
Lieberjosch: Fate comes for us all, and you have to wonder, is it a question of it, or rather when, that fate might come for Chris Peterson!
The sun is shining on this Monday afternoon, and the parking lot of the UGWC Arena is alive with the countless faceless of the supporting backstage staff. The camera catches Dexter Vines and Moss Edwards hurriedly rushing up to one of the large heavy doors leading inside. The camera men continue to run cable, food crafts brings in bag after bag of unidentified frozen edible poison, and medical staff wheel gurneys fully loaded with supplies into the same door. Then Robert Ooley, Louis resting on his shoulder, swaggers into view. A confident stride marks his 'importance' as he reaches the door. He waits for Todd to open the door for the Director of Human Resources, takes the first step in before stopping, and then looks over right shoulder.
The camera pans to see what has caught his attention. Standing, patiently waiting with a scowl on his face, is the Number One Contender, Tyvola. The two men lock eyes as Ooley bounces that bat on his shoulder, smirks, and steps in.
Ooley: C'mon Toss.
The Mountain Madman doesn't move from his spot, but he does turn his head enough to look down towards a camera man sitting on a stack of pallets holding his head as he contemplates just where his life went wrong.
Tyvola: Yeah. But not soon enough.
We fade into the intro of the UGWC's Synergy.
Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC Synergy!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: We’ve got another great night of action lined up for you here tonight!
Lieberjosch: We’ll be determining two challengers for the Chaos Championship for next week, a marquee triple threat on the card, and in our main event, the current World Champion faces off against a former one!
Vinegar: But we start our night with the Lord of Pain in action against another trainee from the Dragon’s Cave.
“Ripper” hits, and Donovan Hastings walks out from backstage, his cloak flowing behind him.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your opening contest. Introducing, from Hartford, Connecticut, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAAASSTTTINGGGSSSSSS!!!!
Lieberjosch: Not often you see the Immortal One jerking the curtain, a special treat to get the fans going early.
Dennis: And his opponent, already in the ring, Nick Thomas!
Covert Jay: That doesn’t bode well for him.
Vinegar: What doesn’t?
Covert Jay: No entrance, didn’t get his name in caps.
Lieberjosch: In caps?
Vinegar: In any case, Hastings is in the ring now, and Brian Chartreuse gets us underway!
DING DING!
Vinegar: Not sure why Hastings has entirely turned his back on Thomas, might not be good strategy.
Lieberjosch: He’s asking Brian Chartreuse why he rang the bell before his opponent came to the ring.
Vinegar: Thomas is IN the ring!
Covert Jay: Maybe he’s confused by the jobber entrance too?
Vinegar: And now Thomas blindsides him from behind!
Lieberjosch: He needs to if he wants to have a chance against a multiple-time World Champion like Lord Hastings!
Vinegar: Thomas forces Hastings into the corner with right hands, repeated blows to the Lord of Pain!
Lieberjosch: But Hastings counters with a knee lift.
Vinegar: He shakes the cobwebs out, and drops Thomas with a Facebreaker DDT!
Covert Jay: Breaking the face off the rookie in his first match!
Vinegar: Hastings looks angry, and he yanks Thomas up off the mat and pulls him to the corner.
Lieberjosch: Setting him up, INEVITABILITY!!!!!!
Covert Jay: And now he’s broken all of him.
Vinegar: Hastings with the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THR-
Vinegar: Hastings pulls Thomas off the mat!
Lieberjosch: And he’s laughing about it!
Vinegar: Chartreuse doesn’t look as amused, asking Hastings what he is doing, Hastings brushes him off.
Lieberjosch: He’s teaching Thomas a lesson he could have never learned in the Dragon’s Cave!
Vinegar: He rolls Thomas over!
Lieberjosch: HANDS OF FATE!!!
Vinegar: Hastings has Thomas in the Hands of Fate!
Covert Jay: And he taps like a dancer!
Dennis: Here is your winner, DONOVAN HAAAASSTINNNNGGSSSS!!!!!
Vinegar: And Donovan Hastings makes another member of the Dragon’s Cave tap out to the Hands of Fate!
Lieberjosch: Fate comes for us all, and you have to wonder, is it a question of it, or rather when, that fate might come for Chris Peterson!