Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jun 5, 2011 23:04:06 GMT -5
Luckily for this writer, the grounds of WrestleStock have yet to be described in any real kind of detail, which means the following information will not be contradicted by earlier events and cause a terrible space time continuum paradox that could tear our universe in two. That's a damn lucky break.
Anyhow the grounds of New Orleans City Park are truly stunning, a lake that encircles much of the northern section, where UGWC's weekend event is taking place, sublime open spaces and magnificent botany. All of which has been severely compromised by thousands of unwashed wrestling fans, who have been drinking for days, ignoring the designated temporary 'washroom' facilities, have no concept of placing garbage in the proper receptacles and are unable to resist the urge to attempt to capture any wildlife that happens upon the area.
And then there are the entertainers themselves, have you ever been behind the scenes of the average Wrestling Show? Then you might be aware of the ego's that collide every few minutes, the fragile self-esteem that many carry, the drug abuse, the misogyny, the pranks, the homophobic innuendo, the bad manners, the self importance, the flatulence, the brief outbursts of 'roid rage, technical problems and the panic of last minute alterations to schedules. In the confines of a purpose built arena this is chaotic at the best of times, with your average Wrestling Show.
But we are at no average Wrestling Show, no the main attraction is UGWC, and the event is taking place in what is, for all intent and purposes, a field. All the things that were mentioned before happen at UGWC show, obviously, but there are for more variables to add to the mix. Shape Shifting Perverts, under age drinking, under age sex, under age pregnancy, spontaneous 'playful' graping's, cross dressing delusional vandals , homophobic innuendo on unprecedented levels, Power Players randomly striking people with baseball bats, walking, talking muppets, homicidal hobo's, talking penguins, with machine guns and a man who once was adamant that he was an Angel.
So just try to imagine what happens when you take a multitude of different companies, and UGWC who until now have largely kept themselves to themselves, and ask them to entertain thousands of people in a setting untested for this kind of event. It's not easy to imagine, but luckily you don't have to, because, this is WrestleStock.
Anyhow the grounds of New Orleans City Park are truly stunning, a lake that encircles much of the northern section, where UGWC's weekend event is taking place, sublime open spaces and magnificent botany. All of which has been severely compromised by thousands of unwashed wrestling fans, who have been drinking for days, ignoring the designated temporary 'washroom' facilities, have no concept of placing garbage in the proper receptacles and are unable to resist the urge to attempt to capture any wildlife that happens upon the area.
And then there are the entertainers themselves, have you ever been behind the scenes of the average Wrestling Show? Then you might be aware of the ego's that collide every few minutes, the fragile self-esteem that many carry, the drug abuse, the misogyny, the pranks, the homophobic innuendo, the bad manners, the self importance, the flatulence, the brief outbursts of 'roid rage, technical problems and the panic of last minute alterations to schedules. In the confines of a purpose built arena this is chaotic at the best of times, with your average Wrestling Show.
But we are at no average Wrestling Show, no the main attraction is UGWC, and the event is taking place in what is, for all intent and purposes, a field. All the things that were mentioned before happen at UGWC show, obviously, but there are for more variables to add to the mix. Shape Shifting Perverts, under age drinking, under age sex, under age pregnancy, spontaneous 'playful' graping's, cross dressing delusional vandals , homophobic innuendo on unprecedented levels, Power Players randomly striking people with baseball bats, walking, talking muppets, homicidal hobo's, talking penguins, with machine guns and a man who once was adamant that he was an Angel.
So just try to imagine what happens when you take a multitude of different companies, and UGWC who until now have largely kept themselves to themselves, and ask them to entertain thousands of people in a setting untested for this kind of event. It's not easy to imagine, but luckily you don't have to, because, this is WrestleStock.