Post by Lord Hastings on Jun 27, 2011 19:47:43 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to UGWC Synergy!
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Lieberjosch: Three weeks away from In Your Hands, and the card is beginning to come together.
Vinegar: And fan voting will begin following our broadcast tonight, and will continue over the next few weeks leading up to the event.
Covert Jay: So to get to that, we've got to get through the show! Hop to it!
"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.
Dennis: The following Triple Threat match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently residing in Manchester City, England, weighing in at 202 lbs, he is Down Under's Best High Flyer, EEEEEEEEEENIGMAA!!!
Vinegar: Enigma put in a hell of an effort last week against the Natural Born Killer, we nearly had a new Chaos Champion.
Lieberjosch: It was another great match marred by the horrific refereeing by Owen Peterson.
Vinegar: Owen Peterson is not scheduled to be here tonight, we understand he requested the week off, but we will see his grandson, Chris Peterson, in action a little later on!
The arena gets loud and the lights darken, Come Again by Staind begins to play as soon as the first note hits Robert appears, fireworks begin to blaze left and right he begins to walk down the ramp very swiftly the spotlight following him along the way, making his way to the ring waving at fans and putting out his hand for the fans to touch, he jumps into the ring and the music stops.
Dennis: Introducing next, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 235 lbs, The Fierce Warrior, ROBERT MONNNTANNNAAAAA!!!
Covert Jay: Dude's been quiet lately.
Lieberjosch: I think a lot of people were excited when he made his return, and have since been disappointed.
The tribal beat of Kanye West's "Power" reverberates through the arena, accompanied by pulsing strobes. The royal crest overtakes the tron screen as purple smoke rises from the entrance way. Prince Rudo slowly cuts through the smoke clad in a long coat. He stops at the top of the ramp, turns back towards the crest and slams his fist to his heart in salute. He then whips around with a flourish and stalks down the ramp, avoiding the outreached hands of the crowd as if they were lepers. He perches himself on the top turnbuckle and surveys the arena. He sheds his coat and waits on the buckle until the match begins.
Dennis: And their opponent, from the Darkness, weighing in at 205 lbs, the Lord of the Realm, PRINCE RUUUUDDOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vinegar: Prince Rudo has certainly been impressive in the past few weeks since his debut.
Lieberjosch: He's off to a great start, we'll see if he can keep it going here tonight.
Vinegar: We've got all three competitors in the ring, it's time to get this match underway.
DING DING!
Vinegar: Hazel East the referee in charge, Rudo takes a step back, motioning for Enigma and Montana to start the action.
Lieberjosch: Enigma seems to take issue with it, but Montana has no problem, blindsiding Enigma and shoving him into a corner.
Vinegar: But Enigma reverses positions with him, repeated chops to the chest.
Covert Jay: Enigma backs off, lets Montana stagger out of the corner, and he dropkicks Montana to the outside!
Vinegar: Rudo charges and hits a double knee to the back of Enigma, stomps on him before pulling Enigma up and into a backbreaker.
Lieberjosch: Rudo tapping his head, reminding this crowd of his intelligence, which allowed him to get the early advantage here in this match.
Vinegar: Rudo pulling Enigma by the leg.
Covert Jay: But Enigma manages to get on his other leg, hits an Enziguri!
Vinegar: Enigma pushes Rudo onto his back, covers with a lateral press!
ONE!!!
Vinegar: Montana breaks up the cover!
Lieberjosch: Montana pulls Enigma up, whips him off the ropes.
Covert Jay: But Enigma comes back with a hurricarana that sends Montana sprawling right back out of the ring!
Vinegar: But before Enigma can turn his attention back to Rudo, Prince Rudo surprises him with a chop block.
Lieberjosch: Rudo with a front face choke.
Vinegar: Hazel East forces him to break it, Enigma stumbling away.
Lieberjosch: But Rudo delivers a bulldog that drives Enigma face first right into the middle turnbuckle!
Vinegar: Rudo drags Enigma back to the center of the ring, covers!
ONE!!!
Vinegar: Montana breaks up another cover!
Lieberjosch: Rudo to his feet, sidesteps a shuffle kick, and he slams into Montana with a hard clothesline that sends him back to the outside!
Covert Jay: He certainly is on the outside looking in at this one.
Vinegar: Rudo grabs hold of Enigma, pump handle!
Lieberjosch: Banishment!
Vinegar: Enigma floats off the back, hits the ropes!
Covert Jay: He leapfrogs Rudo into the FIRELIGHTER!!!
Vinegar: He hooks the leg!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Montana breaks up another cover!
Lieberjosch: He's pulling Enigma to his feet, but Enigma kicks him in the gut!
Covert Jay: HERE WE GO!!!
Vinegar: Enigma springboards off the middle rope!
Covert Jay: Rolls right into the FADER!!!!!
Lieberjosch: But Rudo catches Enigma with The Masterplan!!!!
Vinegar: Enigma knocked out of the ring, Rudo covers Montana!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, PRINCE RUUUUUDDOOOOOO!!!!
Vinegar: Prince Rudo with another victory!
Lieberjosch: And he stands on the turnbuckle, tapping his head again, and he's telling the fans to bow to him, and after his performance here tonight, they certainly should!
Vinegar: Enigma rolling out of the ring while Rudo is keeping his gaze on the body of Robert Montana.
Lieberjosch: I head mistrust in your voice, Nicholas. The Lord of the Realm is making sure Robert is okay, that's all. Two episodes ago, I was wrong, but I have a good feeling about it this week.
Lieberjosch: Rudo turning his attention towards the ramp now, and clapping his hands. GOOD LORD!
Covert Jay: HERE THERE BE GIANTS!
Vinegar: The hugest man I may have ever seen is stomping down the ramp!
Lieberjosch: He's crossing by Enigma, who just stares up at him, as shocked as the rest of us.
Covert Jay: Take the money and run Jimmy!
Vinegar: He steps over the rope, he is easily over 7 feet tall. Robert Montana pulling himself up in the corner, Rudo pointing at him. That mountain of a man is approaching, this cannot end well.
Lieberjosch: Maybe this is just a social call, you can't possibly know otherwise yet.
Vinegar: Montana not waiting to find out, he's throwing punches at the thick midsection of the Giant.
Covert Jay: WORKING THE HEAVY BAG!
Vinegar: Now some kicks at the tree trunk like legs, Rudo is watching from the corner as the Giant falls to one knee.
Lieberjosch: He's still so tall that Montana can barely reach his head with those strikes!
Covert Jay: CLAP ON!
Vinegar: Rudo claps his hands, the Giant grabs Montana by the head! Those skillet sized hands are wrapped around Robert Montana's skull.
Lieberjosch: Head butt! That skull must be like a rock.
Vinegar: Enigma turning around at the top of the ramp, he's not the kind of person to leave another man defenseless like this, but more masked men restrain him. In the ring, the giant raising himself up to both feet now, another headbutt!
Lieberjosch: Look at the strength, he's lifting Montana off the ground to deliver a third headbutt! And the Fierce Warrior falls to the ground.
Vinegar: Prince Rudo now gesturing to the Giant again, who picks Montana off the ground by the arms, his nose is busted, blood is just streaming down his chin. Rudo grabbing his head.
Covert Jay: MASTERPLAN!
Vinegar: Rudo pulling the unconscious body of Robert Montana down onto his knee. The Giant leaves the ring but Rudo stays to peer at The Fierce Warrior.
Lieberjosch: He's staying until the medics arrive, Nicholas, I keep telling you he's not all that bad of a guy.
Vinegar: You're delusional. That was a sickening display.
Lieberjosch: I just cannot believe the size of that man. What do you think he is, Rudo's cousin or something?
Vinegar: Officials rushing to the ring now.
Covert Jay: Ever notice how they never show up until after the attack is finished?
Lieberjosch: The masked men holding Enigma back have disappeared, he's also coming down to check on Montana.
Vinegar: Be sure to check back on the front page for an update on the Fierce Warrior's condition as soon as it becomes available but we still have more action coming up.
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Lieberjosch: Three weeks away from In Your Hands, and the card is beginning to come together.
Vinegar: And fan voting will begin following our broadcast tonight, and will continue over the next few weeks leading up to the event.
Covert Jay: So to get to that, we've got to get through the show! Hop to it!
"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.
Dennis: The following Triple Threat match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently residing in Manchester City, England, weighing in at 202 lbs, he is Down Under's Best High Flyer, EEEEEEEEEENIGMAA!!!
Vinegar: Enigma put in a hell of an effort last week against the Natural Born Killer, we nearly had a new Chaos Champion.
Lieberjosch: It was another great match marred by the horrific refereeing by Owen Peterson.
Vinegar: Owen Peterson is not scheduled to be here tonight, we understand he requested the week off, but we will see his grandson, Chris Peterson, in action a little later on!
The arena gets loud and the lights darken, Come Again by Staind begins to play as soon as the first note hits Robert appears, fireworks begin to blaze left and right he begins to walk down the ramp very swiftly the spotlight following him along the way, making his way to the ring waving at fans and putting out his hand for the fans to touch, he jumps into the ring and the music stops.
Dennis: Introducing next, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 235 lbs, The Fierce Warrior, ROBERT MONNNTANNNAAAAA!!!
Covert Jay: Dude's been quiet lately.
Lieberjosch: I think a lot of people were excited when he made his return, and have since been disappointed.
The tribal beat of Kanye West's "Power" reverberates through the arena, accompanied by pulsing strobes. The royal crest overtakes the tron screen as purple smoke rises from the entrance way. Prince Rudo slowly cuts through the smoke clad in a long coat. He stops at the top of the ramp, turns back towards the crest and slams his fist to his heart in salute. He then whips around with a flourish and stalks down the ramp, avoiding the outreached hands of the crowd as if they were lepers. He perches himself on the top turnbuckle and surveys the arena. He sheds his coat and waits on the buckle until the match begins.
Dennis: And their opponent, from the Darkness, weighing in at 205 lbs, the Lord of the Realm, PRINCE RUUUUDDOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vinegar: Prince Rudo has certainly been impressive in the past few weeks since his debut.
Lieberjosch: He's off to a great start, we'll see if he can keep it going here tonight.
Vinegar: We've got all three competitors in the ring, it's time to get this match underway.
DING DING!
Vinegar: Hazel East the referee in charge, Rudo takes a step back, motioning for Enigma and Montana to start the action.
Lieberjosch: Enigma seems to take issue with it, but Montana has no problem, blindsiding Enigma and shoving him into a corner.
Vinegar: But Enigma reverses positions with him, repeated chops to the chest.
Covert Jay: Enigma backs off, lets Montana stagger out of the corner, and he dropkicks Montana to the outside!
Vinegar: Rudo charges and hits a double knee to the back of Enigma, stomps on him before pulling Enigma up and into a backbreaker.
Lieberjosch: Rudo tapping his head, reminding this crowd of his intelligence, which allowed him to get the early advantage here in this match.
Vinegar: Rudo pulling Enigma by the leg.
Covert Jay: But Enigma manages to get on his other leg, hits an Enziguri!
Vinegar: Enigma pushes Rudo onto his back, covers with a lateral press!
ONE!!!
Vinegar: Montana breaks up the cover!
Lieberjosch: Montana pulls Enigma up, whips him off the ropes.
Covert Jay: But Enigma comes back with a hurricarana that sends Montana sprawling right back out of the ring!
Vinegar: But before Enigma can turn his attention back to Rudo, Prince Rudo surprises him with a chop block.
Lieberjosch: Rudo with a front face choke.
Vinegar: Hazel East forces him to break it, Enigma stumbling away.
Lieberjosch: But Rudo delivers a bulldog that drives Enigma face first right into the middle turnbuckle!
Vinegar: Rudo drags Enigma back to the center of the ring, covers!
ONE!!!
Vinegar: Montana breaks up another cover!
Lieberjosch: Rudo to his feet, sidesteps a shuffle kick, and he slams into Montana with a hard clothesline that sends him back to the outside!
Covert Jay: He certainly is on the outside looking in at this one.
Vinegar: Rudo grabs hold of Enigma, pump handle!
Lieberjosch: Banishment!
Vinegar: Enigma floats off the back, hits the ropes!
Covert Jay: He leapfrogs Rudo into the FIRELIGHTER!!!
Vinegar: He hooks the leg!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Montana breaks up another cover!
Lieberjosch: He's pulling Enigma to his feet, but Enigma kicks him in the gut!
Covert Jay: HERE WE GO!!!
Vinegar: Enigma springboards off the middle rope!
Covert Jay: Rolls right into the FADER!!!!!
Lieberjosch: But Rudo catches Enigma with The Masterplan!!!!
Vinegar: Enigma knocked out of the ring, Rudo covers Montana!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, PRINCE RUUUUUDDOOOOOO!!!!
Vinegar: Prince Rudo with another victory!
Lieberjosch: And he stands on the turnbuckle, tapping his head again, and he's telling the fans to bow to him, and after his performance here tonight, they certainly should!
Vinegar: Enigma rolling out of the ring while Rudo is keeping his gaze on the body of Robert Montana.
Lieberjosch: I head mistrust in your voice, Nicholas. The Lord of the Realm is making sure Robert is okay, that's all. Two episodes ago, I was wrong, but I have a good feeling about it this week.
Lieberjosch: Rudo turning his attention towards the ramp now, and clapping his hands. GOOD LORD!
Covert Jay: HERE THERE BE GIANTS!
Vinegar: The hugest man I may have ever seen is stomping down the ramp!
Lieberjosch: He's crossing by Enigma, who just stares up at him, as shocked as the rest of us.
Covert Jay: Take the money and run Jimmy!
Vinegar: He steps over the rope, he is easily over 7 feet tall. Robert Montana pulling himself up in the corner, Rudo pointing at him. That mountain of a man is approaching, this cannot end well.
Lieberjosch: Maybe this is just a social call, you can't possibly know otherwise yet.
Vinegar: Montana not waiting to find out, he's throwing punches at the thick midsection of the Giant.
Covert Jay: WORKING THE HEAVY BAG!
Vinegar: Now some kicks at the tree trunk like legs, Rudo is watching from the corner as the Giant falls to one knee.
Lieberjosch: He's still so tall that Montana can barely reach his head with those strikes!
Covert Jay: CLAP ON!
Vinegar: Rudo claps his hands, the Giant grabs Montana by the head! Those skillet sized hands are wrapped around Robert Montana's skull.
Lieberjosch: Head butt! That skull must be like a rock.
Vinegar: Enigma turning around at the top of the ramp, he's not the kind of person to leave another man defenseless like this, but more masked men restrain him. In the ring, the giant raising himself up to both feet now, another headbutt!
Lieberjosch: Look at the strength, he's lifting Montana off the ground to deliver a third headbutt! And the Fierce Warrior falls to the ground.
Vinegar: Prince Rudo now gesturing to the Giant again, who picks Montana off the ground by the arms, his nose is busted, blood is just streaming down his chin. Rudo grabbing his head.
Covert Jay: MASTERPLAN!
Vinegar: Rudo pulling the unconscious body of Robert Montana down onto his knee. The Giant leaves the ring but Rudo stays to peer at The Fierce Warrior.
Lieberjosch: He's staying until the medics arrive, Nicholas, I keep telling you he's not all that bad of a guy.
Vinegar: You're delusional. That was a sickening display.
Lieberjosch: I just cannot believe the size of that man. What do you think he is, Rudo's cousin or something?
Vinegar: Officials rushing to the ring now.
Covert Jay: Ever notice how they never show up until after the attack is finished?
Lieberjosch: The masked men holding Enigma back have disappeared, he's also coming down to check on Montana.
Vinegar: Be sure to check back on the front page for an update on the Fierce Warrior's condition as soon as it becomes available but we still have more action coming up.