In Your Hands 2011

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC In Your Hands!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: This is the third In Your Hands event, the second as part of our current existence here in UGWC, and tonight, the card has been shaped by votes cast by our fans!

Lieberjosch: Which means there really could be anything ahead on the agenda, you never know what you're going to get.

Vinegar: But we begin with the Cross-Hemisphere title being defended!

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, wearing the Cross Hemisphere Championship around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. Attached to his other wrist by handcuffs is the briefcase won at No Holds Barred. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in, and the referee of course makes him give up the briefcase before clearing him to compete. Jet reluctantly gives it up, unstraps the CH belt, and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Cross-Hemisphere Championship! Introducing first, he is the reigning and defending Cross-Hemisphere Champion, JET SOMMERRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: And perhaps this is fitting for someone known as the Wild Card, but Jet Somers currently does not know who he will be facing in a few moments, but it will be an opponent selected by the fans.

Lieberjosch: Although if Jet is truly the tremendous champion that he would have us believe he is, then he should be able to defeat anybody that comes through that curtain.

Dennis: And his opponent...





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"You Know My Name" hits as the stage explodes, and as the music softens Travis Pierce emerges from backstage and walks down the ramp.

Dennis: Representing the Human Resources Department, TRAVIS PIIEERRRRCCCEEEEE!!!

Vinegar: Travis Pierce is the challenger!

Lieberjosch: Rematch from Day of Reckoning, when Pierce beat Somers for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Covert Jay: But that was Napoleon's Revenge, and that isn't the case here tonight!

Vinegar: Somers staring at Pierce as he comes down the ramp, what a way to get our night started.

"What You Want"

Vinegar: What?

Dennis: And their opponent, the Caramel Coated Goddess, GABRIELLE MONTGOMMERRYY!!!!

Lieberjosch: Two challengers!?!

All the arena lighting turns purple and pink as what we want walks out atop the entrance way. The gorgeous Gabrielle in her hue of caramel smirks as she gazes out over all the UGWC fans and tussles her hair over her shoulders before sauntering down too the ring while holding her hands delicately aloft beside herself. When she reaches the ring she rests both hands on the ring apron and for a moment she suggestively arches her back before lifting herself up onto the apron where she sits with her legs dangling over the edge as she adjusts the neckline of her revealing sports bra ensuring it does what little it can to conceal her curves. She then crawls under the bottom rope and into the ring where she gets to her feet and leans back against the ropes.

Vinegar: We're being told that, yes, the fan vote has resulted in a tie, and both Montgomery and Pierce will be challenging Somers!

Covert Jay: Triple Threat!

Vinegar: The deck heavily stacked against Jet Somers, we've got all three in the ring, and Brian Chartreuse gets us underway!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Pierce yelling at Somers, distracts Somers long enough for Montgomery to blindside him, and now both Department members double-teaming the champion.

Covert Jay: I'd have to say, wrong person getting double-teamed in there.

Vinegar: Pierce pulls Somers up, putting him into a hammerlock.

Covert Jay: But Somers steps back through it, transitions into a side headlock, and strikes with the elbow.

Vinegar: Montgomery hits him with a step-up enziguri!

Lieberjosch: And this is the two-front war that Somers has to fight, he can't concentrate on one opponent and ignore the other.

Vinegar: Montgomery pulls Somers up, whips him right into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by Pierce!

Lieberjosch: And Gabby follows it up with a split-legged moonsault, great team work by Gabby and Pierce!

Vinegar: They aren't supposed to be teaming, this is a triple threat match, every person for themself!

Lieberjosch: There is nothing wrong with two challengers working together to eliminate the champion early in a match.

Vinegar: Montgomery not done yet, pulls Somers up!

Lieberjosch: Decadent DDT!!!

Vinegar: Montgomery with the cover!





ONE!





TWO!!





Vinegar: Montgomery rolls off Somers!

Lieberjosch: As Pierce comes off the turnbuckle with the Piercing Blow!

Vinegar: Now Pierce has the cover!

Covert Jay: BUTT WIGGLE!!

Lieberjosch: I think Chartreuse has an Under Cleavage Shot!








ONE!








TWO!!








Vinegar: Somers kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Of course he did, that was a rediculously slow count.

Covert Jay: Gee, I wonder why.

Lieberjosch: Well, like she can help it.

Vinegar: Pierce glaring at Montgomery.

Lieberjosch: Staring, not glaring. There's a difference, and we're all doing it.

Vinegar: In any case, Pierce pulling Somers up-

Covert Jay: KAO LOI!!!

Vinegar: Somers pushed Pierce away and knocked him down with that springing knee strike, and he turns and knocks Montgomery down with a dropkick!

Covert Jay: Suicide Pull to Pierce!

Vinegar: And now Somers unleashes the Ground-and-Pound, a furious flurry of punches and elbows to Pierce!

Lieberjosch: Gabby with another enziguri!

Vinegar: But Somers ducks this one, and Montgomery's momentum takes her right out of the ring!

Covert Jay: And Jet puts Pierce into the Anaconda!

Vinegar: Pierce struggling in pain in that submission hold, Somers could win the match here!

Lieberjosch: But Gabby comes off the turnbuckle with a split-legged leg drop, breaking up the hold!

Vinegar: Montgomery hits the ropes, comes back with a jumping heel kick.

Covert Jay: Jet matrixes out of the way!

Lieberjosch: And Gabby crashes into Pierce, knocks Pierce out of the ring!

Vinegar: Gabby turns back around-

Covert Jay: Right into the JETSTREAMER!!!

Vinegar: Somers with the cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





THREE!!!!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, and still the Cross-Hemisphere Champion, JET SOMMMERRRRSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: He did it! Somers overcomes the odds, keeps his title!

Covert Jay: What a great champion!

Vinegar: Impressive, to be certain, and there is lots more to come, the Battle Royal is up next!

Somers - 7
Pierce - 3
Gabby - 1

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: What a great opening contest, our congratulations to Jet Somers on a tremendous defense.

Lieberjosch: Speak for yourself.

Vinegar: And now we're ready for the battle royal, the winner will receive a title shot to be announced after the match!

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches. Medos carries on walking down, he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others. He rolls into the ring, and towards an turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

Dennis: The following contest is an over the top rope battle royal! Introducing first, MEEEEDOOSSSSS!!!!

Covert Jay: You tres.

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.

Dennis: Down Under's Best High Flyer, EEEENIGMMAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: We understand Enigma was a bit under the weather this past week, but he's here to give it his all, as he always does.

a Dijerido is heard playing in the arena as a shot of some kangaroos bounding off into the sunset is shown on the globotron before the opening Riff for "Beds are burning" by Midnight Oil takes over the P.A. system as "the original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he highfives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting his opponent.

Dennis: The Original Aboriginal, PAUL COCKATOOOOOO!!!!

Covert Jay: The drummer from that band!

Two spotlights aim to the top of the ramp as Steven Stone walks out. He looks around the arena, smiles before looking to the ring. The smile goes from his face as he reaches the ring. He rolls in before taking a deep breath to calm his nerves.

Dennis: The Prodigy, STEVEN STONNNNEEE!!!!

Lieberjosch: This is Stone's debut here in UGWC, we'll see what he's got.

"When They Come For Me" begins to play, and Alan Fernandez and Phrixus Deimos emerge from backstage and come down the ramp together, Deimos walking ahead while Fernandez shouts at the crowd.

Dennis: The Talk of the Town, ALAN FERRRNNANNDEZZZZ....and the Embodiment of Fear, PHRIXUS DEIIIIMOOOSSSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: We've got all six competitors in the ring, it's under way!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Deimos and Fernandez sliding in as an all-out brawl breaks out.

Lieberjosch: People pairing off, Fernandez with Cockatoo, Deimos with Medos, and Enigma with Stone.

Covert Jay: The drummer trying to dump out the Talk.

Vinegar: Medos catches Deimos with a knee lift.

Covert Jay: And drops him with the Tanabata!

Lieberjosch: Enigma plants Stone with a DDT!

Vinegar: But Medos slams into Enigma with a clothesline that sends him to the outside!

Dennis: Enigma has been eliminated!

Lieberjosch: Hot start for Medos.

Vinegar: Fernandez knocks Cockatoo away with an elbow strike.

Covert Jay: Medos goes after Fernandez, but the Talk ducks under a clothesline, grabs the arm and pulls him back into the Panda Buster!

Vinegar: Cockatoo hits a seated senton on Deimos.

Lieberjosch: Stone charges at Cockatoo!

Vinegar: But Cockatoo drops and pulls down the top rope, and Stone spills to the outside!

Covert Jay: Rookie mistake.

Dennis: Steven Stone has been eliminated!

Vinegar: Cockatoo turns right into Fernandez, Fernandez whips him off the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Cockatoo ducks under a clothesline.

Covert Jay: BOOMERANG!!!

Vinegar: But Fernandez ducks that clothesline, lifts Cockatoo into a fireman's carry position!

Covert Jay: HUMAN WRECKAGE!!!!

Lieberjosch: To the outside!

Dennis: Paul Cockatoo has been eliminated!

Vinegar: Medos grabs Fernandez!

Covert Jay: RE-ADMITTANCE!!

Lieberjosch: And Medos backs into the corner, he's looking for the Swift Boot!

Covert Jay: But Fear slams into him with a clothesline that sends him to the outside!

Dennis: Medos has been eliminated!

Vinegar: We're down to two, and it is the cooperative partners, Alan Fernandez and Phrixus Deimos!

Lieberjosch: Both men staring at each other across the ring, a future title shot is on the line!

Vinegar: Fernandez shaking his head!

Covert Jay: He won't fight his partner.

Vinegar: Fernandez going to the ropes, starting to step over!

Lieberjosch: He's going to eliminate himself!

Vinegar: But Deimos runs to him, grabs him!

Covert Jay: NUMBING!!!!!!

Vinegar: Deimos just pulled Fernandez back into the ring with the Numbing!

Lieberjosch: Why would you pull back in a person that was about to eliminate himself!

Vinegar: Deimos staring down at Fernandez, he turns his back to the ropes...and rolls over them, landing on his feet on the outside!

Covert Jay: He eliminated himself!

Dennis: Here is your winner, ALAN FERNANNNDEZZZZ!!!!!!

Vinegar: Deimos wouldn't allow Fernandez to eliminate himself, he did it instead himself!

Lieberjosch: And Fernandez announced as the victor!

Vinegar: Deimos walking up the ramp, Fernandez stirring in the ring, what championship match will he receive?

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, as per your votes, Alan Fernandez will receive a future shot at...THE COOPERATIVE CHAMPIONSHIP!

Vinegar: Fernandez gets a shot at the Cooperative Titles, and just stares at his long time partner, who stares back at him from the ramp.

Covert Jay: Stay right where you are!

Fernandez - 37
Deimos - 36
Medos - 9
Cockatoo - 8
Stone - 4
Enigma - 3

[Lord Hastings]

We cut backstage to a shot of roving reporter Jason Reeves in hot pursuit of Head of Creative, Moss Edwards, who had been trying to keep a low profile in a zip up hoodie but its hard to keep crazy stalkers from recognizing you.

Reeves: Mr Edwards! Mr Edwards! What do you have to say in response to the allegations that you have been blackmailed by Ezekiel Pax? What demands has he made and how will those demands affect tonight's main event? Are you going to give him what he wants?

Moss quickly tucks into his office, leaving his head out for only an extra moment.

Edwards: Look, I really just need some time to myself right now, and also I hate you, so no comment.

SLAM!

Vinegar: Plenty of intrigue around tonight's World Heavyweight Title match, but there may not be another contest this year with as much strangeness as our upcoming Chaos Championship bout.

Jay: When weirdo meets weirdo!

Lieberjosch: The Natural Born Killer has never had the most concrete grasp on reality, but the rapid ascent of Prince Rudo over the last month has seemed to push him even further off the deep end.

Vinegar: Two weeks ago the Prince actively avoided locking up with the Most Dangerous Rumour You've Never Heard, claiming it wasn't his time yet. But thanks to the votes of you at home, that time has come.

'How To Make a Monster' Rob Zombie

The ambient industrial clanging summons the Natural Born Killer to the stage. He drags the title belt behind him and has noticeable red stains on his ink blot mask. He stumbles slightly on the ramp but regains his composure and stalks down to the ring.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the CHAOOOOOS CHAAAAAMPIONSHIIIIP! Introducing first, from parts better left unknown, weighing 270 pounds, he is the Reigning Chaos Champion, the NATURAAAAAL BOOOORN KIIIIILLLEEEEEER!

Lieberjosch: Looks like NBK's been slamming his head against the wall again, that's certainly an interesting training regiment.

Jay: Builds skull strength!

Vinegar: Referee Brian Chartreuse politely asking the Killer for the belt but the Killer has his eyes fixed on the ramp. Brian having to yank the belt out of his hand.

'POWER' Kanye West

Tribal chants. Hands clapping. Purple lights. Smoke. Prince Rudo steps through it all and stands at the top of the ramp. Slowly, more shapes rise from the smoke. Sebastian, Pierrot, Ymir, and finally Sir Roland all emerge and take their places behind the Prince. All turn to salute the crest on the tron then march their way down to the ring.

Dennis: And introducing the challenger, he hails from the Darkness whatever that means, weighing 205 pounds, PRIIIIIINCE RUUUUDOOOO!

Vinegar: Already things are not looking good for the Natural Born Killer, Prince Rudo is being flanked by his entire Circle of Influence.

Lieberjosch: And remember the Royal Rule, in any match at any time the Prince can graciously allow a member of the Circle to take his place and earn some valuable in-ring experience.

Jay: Hans has a new mancrush!

Vinegar: The Circle of Influence has surrounded the Dangerous Rumour, he's looking back and forth trying to decide where the first attack is going to come from, not backing down in the least.

Lieberjosch: The Circle is now pacing around NBK.

Jay: Ring around the psycho, pocketful of....nitro.

DING!

Vinegar: The Natural Born Killer going straight onto the offensive, tackling Pierrot to the ground and raining right hands down onto him.

Lieberjosch: That may be NBK's best bet, being the aggressor otherwise he will be overtaken by the numbers game.

Vinegar: Sebastian grabbing his arm on its way back up. Judo flip!

Jay: NINJA!

Vinegar: Sebastian settling in with a front face chokehold but the Killer showcasing his strength by getting back to his feet. And charges Sebastian into the turnbuckle to break the hold!

Lieberjosch: Followed by a closed fist to the face, and the youngest member of the Circle crumples to the mat.

Jay: The Killer's going to clean house!

Vinegar: NBK picking up a broom and charges straight at Ymir. The broom handle bursts into pieces as it makes contact with the giant's torso. Now unleashing a barrage of lefts and rights, as much good as that seems to be doing.

Lieberjosch: Look at that! Ymir palms the Killer's head like a basketball! How big do you think those hands are?

Jay: HEADBUTT!

Lieberjosch: Ymir's signature headbutt sends the Killer to the ground. And Sebastian crawls back out of the corner and clamps on a crossface!

Vinegar: The Most Dangerous Rumour You've Never Heard cannot afford to spend too much time in those kinds of holds, they'll sap his energy quick. And luckily enough, his hand finds a cane laying on the mat, and he swings it with force into Sebastian's ribs to break the submission. Now to his feet and driving the end of the cane into the youngster's head!

Lieberjosch: Sir Roland now inserting himself into the situation, wresting the cane away from NBK who responds with a knife hand chop straight into the windpipe! And finally he comes face to face with Prince Rudo.

Jay: You mean mask to mask.

Vinegar: Rudo nods, and one of Ymir's giant fists comes crashing down onto the back of the Killer's neck, driving him to his knee! Now from the other side rushes Pierrot, going for that Low Altitude Headscissor, he wraps his legs around NBK's neck but the Chaos Champion springs back to his feet and swings the court jester into Ymir!

Lieberjosch: He'd almost have been better off being tossed against a brick wall. Now the Killer has armed himself with a kendo stick that he swings madly at every part of the giant. Legs, shoulders, chest, he is going to town on the big man.

Vinegar: Now turning his attention to the Prince again, the Killer raises the kendo stick and charges. Sir Roland steps in the way and parries with the cane!

Jay: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Vinegar: Roland boots NBK in the gut and hoists him up into suplex position.

Lieberjosch: And he's keeping him there for a little bit, the crowd counting along 1 2 3 4 5, now dropping down into a jackhammer!

Vinegar: Roland waiting for the Killer to get to his feet, unlike the rest of the Circle Roland believes in fair play so you won't see him using weapons or attacking the Killer when he's down. That may put him at a disadvantage against the Chaos Champion though.

Lieberjosch: Not when he pulls off moves like that! Roland bouncing off the ropes and going airborne with a flying clothesline to knock NBK over the top rope!

Jay: FLYING SIDEWAYS NINJA CHOP!

Vinegar: Roland manages to catch himself on the rope and land himself on the apron while the Killer tumbles to the floor. Now Pierrot comes charging towards them and bounds over the ropes in a flying plancha!

Lieberjosch: But the most colorful member of the Circle sees his luck so far tonight continue as the Killer catches him in mid air. NBK ramming Pierrot's spine into the ring barricade.

Vinegar: Roland runs the length of the apron and leaps off, landing his knees into Pierrot and using the momentum to squash the Killer under both competitor's weight!

Jay: NINJA SANDWICH MANUEVER!

Lieberjosch: The Dangerous Rumour is rolled into the ring. Sebastian pulls him away from the ropes and tries to lock him into a cloverleaf. The Circle is all about teamwork, Nicholas, a truly inspiring example.

Vinegar: This was supposed to be a one on one contest, Hans, teamwork was not required.

Lieberjosch: Just another masterful tactical maneuver by the Prince.

Vinegar: The Killer kicks Sebastian off into the ropes, and catches him as he bounces off with a belly-to-belly. NBK is showing amazing resiliency tonight. And now he charges off the ropes and makes a beeline straight for Ymir.

Lieberjosch: Such a thin line between bravery and suicide.

Jay: RUMOR HAS IT! I DROPPED THE U SO MY SPELLCHECK WOULDN'T BITCH AT ME!

Vinegar: Oookay. The Killer launches himself at the giant's midsection, staggering the big man. He's hitting the ropes again.

Jay: ANOTHER ONE! SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR!

Vinegar: That one's sent Ymir stumbling backwards, and it looks like the Natural Born Killer is thinking what I am, one more is going to knock the big man off his feet. He hits the ropes a third time!

Jay: NINJA ELDER GOD!

Lieberjosch: Prince Rudo makes his first offensive move of the match, intersecting the Killer mid spear with a running knee!

Vinegar: This is what I was alluding to, that numbers game is just making it impossible for the Killer to sustain momentum, but he'll be damned if he goes down without a fight.

Jay: The Cheat is not dead.

Lieberjosch: Ymir has fallen back into the corner, and Pierrot is climbing up onto his shoulders! He is seven feet above the ring now, and with the night he's having...

Jay: SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS!

Vinegar: Straight down onto the lifted knees of NBK.

Lieberjosch: Sort of saw that coming.

Vinegar: And both to their feet before the Killer turns Pierrot inside out with a vicious lariat.

Lieberjosch: But now he stumbles right into a sit out spinebuster from Roland. The Knight helping NBK to his feet and placing him into a corner. Knife edge chops...

Jay: WOOO! Everytime he WOOOO! Throws a chop I WOOOO! Have to shout WOOOOO! It's a compulsion WOOO!

Vinegar: The Killer slumps down into the corner and Roland is trying to get some support from the crowd, they seem to appreciate somebody in this match acknowledging their presence. Charging back to the corner and going into the air, Hesitation Dropkick!

Lieberjosch: Roland now pulling back and waiting for the Killer to drag himself back up to his feet, he comes running in now looking for the Dragon's Wing, a tornado complete shot.

Jay: NINJA SQUID!

Vinegar: Rudo slides a chair along the mat so that Roland drives NBK face first into it! Roland sees, shakes his head and storms out of the ring and up the ramp!

Lieberjosch: The rest of the Circle has no qualms about the use of the weapon though, and they gather around as Rudo lays across the Killer's body.

1!

2!

KICK OUT!

Vinegar: More resiliency shown by the Killer and Rudo nods to the rest of the Circle causing them to close in. Killer struggling to his feet, MASTERPLAN! His body falls backwards and is caught by Ymir.

Lieberjosch: Ymir pushes him back towards the Prince. A second MASTERPLAN! And Pierrot catches the Killer's body right before it lands on the mat and stands him back up again.

Jay: MASTERMASTERMASTERPLAN! THIRD TIME IS A CHARM!

Vinegar: Rudo staring at the lifeless body of the Natural Born Killer, and places one finger on his chest. Brian Chartreuse allowed to pass by the Circle and make the count, it's just a technicality at this point in the evening.

ONE!


TWO!


THR--

Vinegar: The Prince removes his finger from NBK, and Ymir picks Brian Chartreuse off the mat and chucks him over the top rope! What's going on now?

Lieberjosch: Sebastian has been sent over to the timekeeper's table to retrieve the Chaos Championship, and they are laying it across the Killer. Pierrot pulling something out of his pocket, it looks like one of the Killer's masks but the ink blots are in the shape of the Royal Crest, and he lays that on top of the belt.

Vinegar: Now the Circle is retreating from the ring, I don't think we witnessed a match here Hans, this was a gang jumping.

Lieberjosch: I agree, Nicholas, Rudo doesn't want the belt, he wants the champion.

Jay: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THE MATCHES DON'T END!

NBK - 7
Rudo - 7

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Nothing less than a spectacular evening we are having so far, the fans have put together a great card for us.

Lieberjosch: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Covert Jay: Next up, they'll be picking our referee!

Vinegar: And that person will bear a heavy burden, and this next match is deeply, deeply personal.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Special Referee that you have chosen to officiate the following match!

Covert Jay: eD cASe!!!!

Lieberjosch: Simply stunning.

Vinegar: eD cASe coming down the ramp to the ring, former agent of Travis Roberts, known to have had conflict with Owen Peterson in the past, but also has known connections to Chris Peterson as well.

Lieberjosch: By which you mean the little punk had eD push the button to put that stupid X up on the screen to distract the Lord for him.

"X Gon Give It To Ya" begins to play, and Chris Peterson walks out onto the top of the ram. He raises his arms above his head, crossing them into an X, then pointing them out diagonally. He strides down to the ring jogs up the ring steps and climbs in between the top and middle ropes.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New York City, CHRIS PEEETTTERRRRRSONNNNNN!!!!

Vinegar: This match is beyond a doubt the most important of this young kid's career. If he wins, his grandfather will be free of Donovan Hastings forever, but if he loses, he must become a student of Hastings himself.

Lieberjosch: So if he knew what was good for him, he'd take a dive.

Covert Jay: Or a kneel.

"Ripper" hits, and Donovan Hastings emerges from behind the curtain, his cloak flowing behind him. He walks down the ramp towards the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, from Hartford, Connecticut, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAAASSSSTINNGGSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Peterson dives through the ropes and tackles Hastings on the outside!

Lieberjosch: He hasn't even taken off his cloak!

Vinegar: Indeed, as Hastings tries to get to his feet, he is blinded by his own cloak, flailing his arms wildly!

Covert Jay: And Peterson grabs one of those arms and whips Hastings right into the steel steps!

Lieberjosch: Listen to that impact echo through the arena!

Vinegar: Peterson tears the cloak off, grabs Hastings by his now exposed head, slams it right into the ringpost!

Lieberjosch: He tore the cloak!

Vinegar: And now he shoves Hastings into the ring, follows himself.

DING DING!!!

Covert Jay: Did eD just disqualify him for tearing the cloak?

Vinegar: I think that finally got the match officially started, with them both in the ring.

Covert Jay: Shoot, Claude's going to have to restart his timer.

Vinegar: Peterson covers with a lateral press!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Hastings shoves him off!

Lieberjosch: But he's holding his head, a result of that heinous assault on the outside.

Vinegar: For Chris Peterson, this is a do or die match, he cannot afford a loss!

Covert Jay: I don't know, he's built up a small purse, he might be able to.

Vinegar: Peterson pulls Hastings up, whips him into the corner and chargers.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings sidesteps it and hip tosses Peterson right into the turnbuckle!

Vinegar: Peterson trying to get back to his feet.

Lieberjosch: Facebreaker DDT!!

Vinegar: Hastings covers!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Peterson kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Hastings staring at eD, doesn't look happy.

Covert Jay: I think he just told him to count faster or he'll send him back to The Street.

Vinegar: Whatever it was, eD is cringing about it.

Covert Jay: Peterson behind Hastings, side suplex!

Vinegar: And now he goes for a Boston Crab!

Lieberjosch: Hastings able to kick him away!

Vinegar: Hastings ducks under a clothesline, springboards off the ropes!

Lieberjosch: Into an arm drag that sends Peterson sprawling!

Vinegar: Hastings on him quickly, lifts him for Destiny's Call!

Covert Jay: Peterson floats off behind him, Hastings turns right into a T-Bone Suplex!

Vinegar: Peterson covers!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Hastings kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Peterson pops right to his feet, crosses his arms over his head!

Covert Jay: Might be looking for the X-Plex!

Vinegar: Hastings catches him with a knee lift, and drops him with a double leg takedown.

Covert Jay: Looking for a cloverleaf, but Peterson kicks him away, and Hastings knocks right into eD!

Vinegar: The referee knocked down, Peterson to his feet, charges at Hastings!

Covert Jay: But Hastings flapjacks him right onto eD!!

Lieberjosch: And this is a problem you can have when you have a guest referee that isn't really a referee, they end up out of position and things like this happen.

Vinegar: Peterson looks woozy, trying to get back to his feet, but Hastings has him!

Lieberjosch: Destiny's Call!!!

Vinegar: It could be all over!

Covert Jay: But the referee is still down!

Vinegar: Hastings shaking eD, now reaches in front of his face.

Lieberjosch: Whatever he just did, it woke him up!

Vinegar: eD using the ropes to pull himself up, Peterson groggy, trying to get back to his feet.

Lieberjosch: Hastings just threw something to him.

Vinegar: Peterson catches it, looks confused.

Covert Jay: It's eD's nose.

Lieberjosch: What?

Covert Jay: You DO know who eD is, don't you?

Vinegar: eD turns around and Hastings points at Peterson.

Covert Jay: And eD charges at Peterson and tackles him to the mat!

Vinegar: Hastings appears highly amused with himself as eD is raining blows down on his opponent!

Covert Jay: OWEN!!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson rushing down the ramp!

Lieberjosch: What's he doing out here, he wasn't voted in!

Vinegar: He grabs eD by the leg and yanks him out of the ring!

Covert Jay: And Owen cracks eD with a right hand!

Vinegar: The crowd loves it!

Covert Jay: And now Owen has the nose!

Lieberjosch: This is rediculous!

Covert Jay: HE THROWS IT INTO THE CROWD!!!!

Vinegar: eD takes off into the crowd!

Lieberjosch: Amateur refereeing, there.

Vinegar: Hastings grabs Peterson.

Covert Jay: But Chris surprises him with the X-PLEX!!!!!

Vinegar: Both men are down!

Lieberjosch: And Owen Peterson staring at both of them in the ring, I guess he's going to have to take over as referee, how unfair is this!

Vinegar: I suppose you'd prefer Travis Roberts made an appearance and took over, and that would be fair.

Lieberjosch: Of course, how could this event make a run at Pay-Per-View of the week without an appearance by him?

Covert Jay: Even that would be a tall order.

Vinegar: You two need to stop before we get in trouble, meanwhile it looks like Owen Peterson is looking for trouble!

Covert Jay: Is he making thinly veiled references to last night too?

Vinegar: No, but he's taking Mitchell Dennis off his chair, and bringing the chair into the ring!

Lieberjosch: This isn't right, the Peterson's have made this a handicap match!

Vinegar: Both men stirring, Owen staring right at Hastings, the man who has put him through hell almost since the day he first joined GIW, nearly three years ago!

Lieberjosch: And Hastings sees it, he scoots back until he hits the turnbuckle, and he's got a hand up!

Covert Jay: Owen just staring at him!

Vinegar: JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!!

Lieberjosch: Owen just laid out his own grandson with the chair!

Vinegar: Hastings can't believe it!

Lieberjosch: Neither can I!

Vinegar: Owen just screwed over his own grandson, now he drops into position by his head and shoulders!

Lieberjosch: Hastings approaches, stands with one foot on Chris!





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TWO!!!





THREE!!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, DONOVAN HAASSSTTINNNNGGGGGSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Unbelievable!

Lieberjosch: Hastings has defeated Chris Peterson, because Owen finally did the right thing!

Vinegar: I'm not sure about that, but the consequence is that Chris must now become a student of Hastings!

Lieberjosch: Hastings still looks taken aback, but he nods to Owen before standing over Chris.

Covert Jay: And I think he just told Chris, welcome to your first lesson!

Vinegar: Hastings leaving the Petersons in the ring, grandfather staring at his grandson, and you don't go anywhere, we've got more to come!

Hastings - 7
Peterson - 4

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It's been an incredible night of action here at In Your Hands so far and we're about to see the Cooperative Championships on the line in a triple threat match, The Thames Valley Hit Squad defend their titles against the Vicious Kind and the team picked by you, the fans, Code: Fusion.

Lieberjosch: And what an inspired choice it was, rather than take the opportunity to create a new and dynamic tag team, we find ourselves with one many have seen before. It's a true testament to the ill advised nature of democracy as a decision making process.

Covert Jay: If you were in the mix I'd have voted for you Hans.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match is a triple threat Cooperative Match for the UGWC Cooperative Championship.

“Shoot To Thrill”

Dennis: Introducing first...COOOOOOOODDDEEE FFFFUUUUUSSSSIIIIIOOOONNN!!!

Lieberjosch: Where's the other one?

Vinegar: Red Fusion is out here on his own, and there is no sign of Code Red which...

Lieberjosch: Makes this match so much easier to call.

Vinegar: I was going to say it ties into some of the speculation I've been hearing about the team being on the rocks, and if that's truly the case it looks like it's the last we've seen of Ed Leonard.

Lieberjosch: Who?

Covert Jay: I'll catch you up one day.

Vinegar: I can't believe Fusion is out here on his own, despite being in pretty bad condition following events last week

Lieberjosch: If there's anything we know about him, he's a fighter.

Covert Jay: He certainly is a formidable athlete, I'm glad you have recognised that Hans.

Lieberjosch: No you misunderstand, what I meant is that is all I know about him, his profession. Otherwise I'm grasping at straws.

Vinegar: Well if he is to have any chance of walking out victorious, he's going to be the best fighter he can be, and I'm sure you'll know a lot more about him then.

Lieberjosch: That's a remote possibility, I'll give you that.

'Confrontation'

Dennis: TTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEE VVVVVVVIIIICCCCIIIIIIOOOOOOUUUUUSSSSS KKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDDD!!!

The words ‘Don’t.. Be.. Silent’ are faded onto the GlobalTron as they are spoken. After those words are spoken, the word ‘Fight’ is screamed over the PA System as ‘Confrontation’ by Otep begins to play. Marek and JK walk out onto the ramp side by side. Marek gets on one knee and leans forward, his fists pressed to the ground as JK stands behind him. JK holds his hands out as pyro goes off all around the arena. Marek gets back to his feet and the two men walk down to the ring, jumping onto the apron. JK climbs into the ring as Marek scales the outside of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. JK gets onto the ropes near Marek and as pyro fall, both men raise their hands into the air, soaking in the reaction of the audience. Both men jump down and stand in their corner.

Vinegar: So who you rooting for tonight Hans? TVK or TVHS?

Covert Jay: Abbreviated they both sound like cheap sports cars.

Lieberjosch: Both teams are skilled, but the TVHS have been together for much longer, and how much do Marek and JK really know about each other?

Vinegar: They've been spending a lot of time together recently, I hear they've grown quite close.

Lieberjosch: Let's look at this objectively, how much choice do they have in the matter? Zeke is the mastermind in the operation and I doubt either of them would risk alienating him by announcing a deep mistrust of the other. Despite that the TVHS also have the edge because they've been wrestling smart for far longer than these guys. Sure Marek tried before he went on hiatus, but JK is still relatively new to this higher level of intellectual ringmanship, and prone to make poor decisions occasionally.

Covert Jay: I'm pretty sure Ringmanship is not a real word.

Lieberjosch: And where did you obtain your Phd?

Covert Jay: That's entirely irrelevant.

Lieberjosch: not when dealing with the credibility of ones thoughts...

Covert Jay: it's got a red squiggly line under it, it's not a real word!

Vinegar: So, bringing us back to the point in hand, to summarise your thinking Hans, your money is on The Hit Squad because they've been fighting dirty for longer.

Lieberjosch: I said no such thing, I said they'd been operating smarter for longer. I said nothing about dirt.

Vinegar: Lucky we can all read between the lines.

'Quick Death'

Dennis: And finally, The Champions.....THHHHEEE THHHHHHHAAAAMMMMEEEESSSS VVVVVAAAAALLLLEEEEYYYY HHHHIIIIIITTTTT SSSSQQQQQUUUUUAAAADDDD!!!

Vinegar: You have failed to take one thing into account, Johnny and Duncan's relationship has been getting increasingly strained over the past few weeks.

Lieberjosch: They've had a strained relationship from the very first day they stepped into a ring together, and it's part of what makes them so successful. They are like Yin and Yang, and their differing styles and attitudes work to their advantage. You don't necessarily have to like each other to kick ass together.

Vinegar: A point that was made all too clear by Jet Somers, Tyvola and Alan Fernandez at the close of the last Synergy. To my recollection, weren't The Hit Squad some of those asses that got kicked?

Lieberjosch: Oh! So that wasn't dirty in anyway was it Nick? I thought they were meant to be the good guys. And it was mostly Duncan...

Vinegar: Yeah johnny had his back real good didn't he? Hallmarks of a great team a week before a title defence.

Lieberjosch: It's not as dumb as you might think, Duncan is still green he can gain from taking a few kicking's, Blake knows that and if he had interfered in the long run it would have been detrimental to his partners development. He's clearly not a short-termist like many in the roster.

Vinegar: there is still no sign of Code Red, and Sam green is asking Fusion if he wants to forfeit the match and he's refusing, he's determined to win these titles on his own.

Lieberjosch: He is not someone who needs more kicking's, clearly he's brain damaged enough as it is. His decision changes the focus of the match however, it's all going to be about which team can keep the other occupied to pin Red.

Vinegar: That's a bit unfair on Red Fusion but he does have an uphill battle on his hands, and it will be a momentous occasion if he manages to end the longest title reign in UGWC History to an end single handidly. Triple Threat tag matches tend to throw up a few surprises...

Covert Jay: Dear god I hate writing these damn things...

Vinegar: Sorry, I don't follow...

Covert Jay: Oh, sorry, that wasn't me, I seem to have channelled the 'other side', I'm not sure I can control it.

Lieberjosch: Can we get this match under way, I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

Ding!

Vinegar: Your wishes are granted and it's JK and Johnny Blake joining Fusion to start this off. JK goes straight for the immediate threat which is the healthy Blake and dives at him taking him down with a lariat, but as he rises Fusion takes him down with a boot to the face. Fusion then drags Johnny Blake to his feet and whips him into the ropes before hip tossing him onto the floor and then dropping a leg across his throat.

Lieberjosch: JK up however and he wisely takes Red down from behind...

Vinegar: With his hair...

Lieberjosch: I think you'll find he used momentum and physics. JK slams his heel hard into Red's forehead a number of times until he leaves Red rolling on the floor clutching it. Blake gets to one knee, and then launches at JK with a SPEAR!

Vinegar: But JK sidesteps and Blake spears his own partner off the canvas and into the guard barrier. He gets back to his feet and turns into a springboard Huricanrana from 'The Cyclone' who holds on and hooks the legs!!!





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Covert Jay: Obligatory pin break from Red Fusion who was nearly forgotten about their for a moment.

Vinegar: And now Fusion takes the chance to unload a series of body blows to JK forcing him to the corner, but before he can unload any more Johnny Blake comes up from behind and removes Fusion from the equation once more with a German Suplex.

Lieberjosch: And JK qucikly pulls himself clear of the corner and quickly tags in Marek who jumps over the top rope and into the action, Blake swings a fist at him but Daisuke is far to quick, he ducks and then raises a knee into Blakes midsection before then swiftly using the other to slam into his head.

Vinegar: Red back to his feet now and he staggers towards Marek....and receives his own Knee Smash, directly to his jaw, and he folds to the floor once more...and Marek feels it's time for the cover....





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Lieberjosch: No! Duncan Ryder into the ring and breaks the pin fall, before quickly sliding back out. Have you noticed he's been clutching that head since he got speared off the ring? It may have aggravated the injury sustained at Somers' vile hands.

Covert Jay: He could have suffered concussion, I hope they got that checked out.

Vinegar: Marek back to his feet now, as is Johnny Blake and The Fastest Kid Alive is behind Johnny before he can even think and he wraps his arms round his waist quickly and skilfully...

Lieberjosch: Lieberjosch responds calmly and brutally with an elbow to Marek's face breaking the hold...and then he introduces Marek to Blakes own Knee, however the connection lands a bit lower than either of Mareks earlier blows, causing Daisuke to fall slowly to the floor clutching the assaulted domain.

Vinegar: Blake manages to tag in Ryder, and Duncan comes in and instantly locks up with Red Fusion and wins the battle of wills and manages to lift Red up for a Vertical Suplex and he holds it...

Lieberjosch: An amazing display of strength and physique as he holds him vertically for nearly 10 seconds...he is truly a specimen...

Vinegar: Red struggling now though, and he is hitting Duncan in the head...Duncan wobbles a little but remains his footing...AND THEN DROPS FUSION AND CRUMPLES TO THE FLOOR!!!

Covert Jay: He's out cold, looks like no-one checked for concussion.

Lieberjosch: Red back on his feet and he turns to Marek...who leaps onto his shoulder, and tags JK , who is perched just below the top rope on the way up...HURRICANRANA...

Vinegar: CANE TOAD SPLASH!!

Covert Jay: VICIOUS EMBRACE!!!







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Covert Jay: NO! Code Red is here! With Ed Leonard!!!

Lieberjosch: Who?

Covert Jay: The other guy who just pulled Fusion from the ring!

Vinegar: JK is furious and is screaming at them and then turns to protest to Sam Green...BALLISTIC BUSTER!!!!

Lieberjosch: Johnny Blake tagged his unconscious partner through the ropes whislt JK was incredulous...and goes for the pin....




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Covert Jay: Leonard trips Daisuke!!!






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Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen here are your winners and STILL UGWC Cooperative Champions.....TTTTHHHHEEEE TTTTTTTHHHHHAAAAMMMMMMEEESSSS VVVVVAAAAAALLLLEEEEYYYY HHHHHIIIIIITTTT SSSSQQQQQUUUUUAAAADDDD!!!

Vinegar: The TVHS' incredible reign is set to continue for a bit longer, but I think the main talking point has got to be Code Red's late arrival in this match, and Code: Fusions impact, they made a huge contribution tonight, and JK and Marek are less than happy. But Red, Red and Ed have cleared out before anything else can transpire...I'm sure there will be more to that story in the coming weeks...

Covert Jay: Next up, The World Heavyweight Championship is defended!

TVHS - 7
Code: Fusion - 3
TVK - 2

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen another night of UGWC that has been in your hands is almost at an end but of course we have one match left. Next up in our main event contest for the World Heavyweight title!

Jay: Ninjaaaaaaa!

Vinegar: I’m certain it will be, very much so.

Lieberjosch: I disagree. I don’t see this being any more than another one sided beat down like Ezekiel has been on the receiving end of several times this month.

Vinegar: It’s impossible to judge a match based on chance encounters and assaults in previous weeks. Ezekiel will be prepared and ready for this match.

Lieberjosch: He’ll probably just be stoned stupid.

Vinegar: I doubt he’d be quite so unprofessional, especially in the biggest match of his career.

Lieberjosch: Really?

Vinegar: Ok, I suppose we’ll find out.

‘..Show me a smile on your silly face. ‘Cause I'm getting tired of this human race, My darling..’ The words are quietly said as you hear a piano in the background followed by the explosion of guitars and a drum as ‘Wars’ by Hurt comes over the PA System. The lyrics continue as Ezekiel walks out on the ramp, followed by Scarlet.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the UGWC World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first! Accompanied to the ring by Scarlet. From Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 170lbs! Ezekieeeeeeeeel!!!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel warmed up for this match by attacking local music stores. He’s such a badass.

The two walk down to the ring and Ezekiel climbs up onto the apron. He helps Scarlet up the stairs and into the ring. Ezekiel climbs the outside of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. He looks out among the crowd and as pyro goes off above him, he leans back like he is soaking in the reaction of the crowd. He climbs into the ring off of the turnbuckle and takes a knee. He spreads his arms out again as Scarlet removes his jacket. She exits the ring as Ezekiel stands in the corner.

Lieberjosch: Does anyone else think its very strange how the main event of In Your Hands doesn’t seem to have any fan involvement.

Jay: Of course it did, they voted for the names of the promos that they had to stick to.

Vinegar: Um, what?

Jay: Never mind.

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent! From Parts Unknown! Weighing in at 376lbs! He is the UGWC World Heavyweight Champiooooon! Tyvolaaaaaaa!!!

Lieberjosch: You heard that right fans. Tyvola will have a 206lbs weight advantage in this contest.

Vinegar: It’s going to be a classic contest of speed versus power.

Jay: Speed!

Lieberjosch: Power!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke calls for the bell to get this one underway.

Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: Here we go. Tyvola looking to tie-up and Ezekiel isn’t stupid enough to play that game. He sidesteps a lunge by Tyvola. He tries to grab Ezekiel again but he rolls away and comes back with a dropkick to the back.

Jay: Ninja strike.

Vinegar: I didn’t think you’d be supporting the Vicious Kind in this match.

Jay: I support the ninjas, and whoever is against the guy Hans is supporting.

Vinegar: Very convenient. That kick made Tyvola stumble a little but that’s it. Ezekiel quickly back to his feet as Ty swings behind himself with a huge back fist that Ezekiel is just able to duck and comes back with an elbow.

Lieberjosch: He had to leap just to graze Tyvola’s chin with that attack.

Vinegar: And I don’t think Ezekiel could get his usual power behind that shot and finally Tyvola’s got his hands on him. He’s picked him up in a choke hold. Ezekiel chopping down on the elbows of the Bearded Bastard in an attempt to escape but those arms are locked tight.

Jay: Burke’s telling him choking isn’t ninja though and Ty agrees.

Vinegar: He just throws Ezekiel across the ring.

Lieberjosch: That magnificent power. If only it had been mine.

Vinegar: Tyvola stalking across the ring and Ezekiel clambers onto all fours and slips out to the apron between the bottom and middle rope. Slingshots back into the ring to hit a low dropkick to Tyvola’s knee.

Jay: Concentrated strike.

Vinegar: And that brought the Jackal down to one knee where Ezekiel can open up with those elbows properly, raining blows to the head of Tyvola. With a brutal roar Tyvola just shoves Ezekiel away across the ring again. Ezekiel quickly recovering to try and keep this momentum but Tyvola flattens him with a clothesline. Here’s our first cover.

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Jay: Kick out by Ezekiel.

Vinegar: Tyvola bringing Ezekiel to his feet and whips him into the corner. Tyvola charges in after him with an avalanche! Ezekiel just got crushed. He’s stayed on his feet though as Tyvola whips him across to the opposite corner. Looks like he wants a second one. Tyvola charges-

Jay: Ezekiel floats over him into a sunset flip!

Lieberjosch: And Tyvola is planted into the ground like a tree and goes nowhere.

Vinegar: JoJI just pulled Ezekiel back through his legs by his shoulders and tossed him overhead in a modified suplex type manoeuvre.

Lieberjosch: I’m not sure whether that was optimistic or plain stupid.

Vinegar: Either way the ball is fully in Tyvola’s court right now. Ezekiel’s getting to his feet again and Tyvola just pulls him up the rest of the way with one of those mammoth paws around his head. Bear hug, Tyvola’s pulled Ezekiel into a crushing bear hug.

Lieberjosch: Notice how Tyvola’s attack has largely been based on driving the wind out of Ezekiel. High speed offenses need high levels of cardio. You can’t keep running rings around someone when your gas tank is empty.

Vinegar: Ezekiel clearly in a lot of pain. Tyvola could be cracking ribs here for all we know. Ezekiel battling back though. He’s dropping 12 to 6 elbows onto the forehead of Tyvola. Over and over again and finally Tyvola relents.

Jay: Ezekiel staggered him with those. Now he has to capitalise.

Vinegar: Vicious Knee. Shades of Kenta’s Busaiku Knee drives into Tyvola’s chest.

Lieberjosch: Well Ezekiel should be proud to have made The Bearded Bastard stagger back onto the ropes. That’s got to be the best shot he’ll get in tonight.

Vinegar: Kicking It Old School! How about that one Hans?

Lieberjosch: What!?

Vinegar: Ezekiel just nailed that superkick to the jaw of Tyvola and the top heavy Jackal spilled out to the arena floor.

Lieberjosch: Well that was poorly planned. Why make the effort of using one of your biggest moves when you won’t be able to get a pin fall from it?

Vinegar: Ezekiel at the ropes now, slingshots over and hits an elbow drop to the outside! That was three huge moves in succession.

Lieberjosch: Now Ezekiel is trying to get Tyvola off the ground so he can get him into the ring but he can’t lift him. Ha!

Vinegar: Tyvola starting to recover on his own which is actually helping the Red Eyed Wonder a little. Ezekiel able to ram Tyvola’s face into the apron.

Jay: Glenn Burke’s count is up to five.

Vinegar: Ezekiel slides into the ring, runs to the ropes and comes back with a basement dropkick to the face of Tyvola. That shot just sent him staggering back into the announce table of our Spanish colleagues.

Jay: And they have such a bad reputation with tables.

Vinegar: Ezekiel trying to maintain his momentum and going up to the top rope.

Lieberjosch: You all know what I want so say so I won’t even bother.

Vinegar: Ezekiel with a crossbody from the top to the outside!

Lieberjosch: And Tyvola moved! Ezekiel crashes and burns, bouncing ob the buckled table and taking out our Spanish announcers!

Jay: I’m on it!

Lieberjosch: What?

Vinegar: Covert Jay has just taken a headset of one of our Spanish commentators and seems to be taking over their announcing. Tyvola now though picking Ezekiel out of the wreckage and dragging him back to the ring.

Lieberjosch: I didn’t know Jay spoke Spanish.

Vinegar: Neither did I. Tyvola just gorilla pressed Ezekiel into the ring through the ropes and climbs up and over them himself. He makes the cover. This could be it!

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Vinegar: Scarlet just put Ezekiel’s foot onto the bottom rope.

Lieberjosch: Outrageous! I demand Ezekiel be disqualified immediately!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke didn’t see it and really, Tyvola should know not to make covers so close to the ropes, especially with such an unscrupulous challenger.

Lieberjosch: Well then someone should get down here and get that bitch away from ringside.

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen I’ve just received a memo from the Consortium’s Offices stating that should anyone come down to ringside who is not a member of the Vicious Kind then Tyvola shall be disqualified and Ezekiel will have a rematch on our next edition of Synergy.

Lieberjosch: That was strange and conveniently timed. You’ve got to wonder if that’s good for Ezekiel. He’ll just have to get crushed by Tyvola again. Hell maybe I’ll interfere and make sure of it.

Vinegar: I’m not sure how good of an idea that is. Tyvola just pulled Ezekiel back to his feet again and planted him with a scoop slam. Runs to the ropes and comes back with a standing body splash.

Lieberjosch: More forceful evacuation of Ezekiel’s lungs.

Vinegar: Ty holds for the cover.

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Vinegar: Just able to kick out! That one was close. I’m not sure Tyvola can believe it.

Lieberjosch: I just switched over to the Spanish commentary on my headset and we were right. Jay can’t speak Spanish. He’s just putting on a Mexican accent and making noises.

Vinegar: I see. Tyvola pulling Ezekiel to his feet again. The Iron Man making an attempt to get back into this match though. Throwing punches to the sternum of Tyvola, even getting a couple of knees in.

Lieberjosch: It’s like a wasp stinging a Silverback gorilla. No more than an annoyance.

Vinegar: Tyvola just clubbed him over the back of the head and stomped towards the ropes.

Lieberjosch: She grabbed his leg!

Vinegar: For all the good it did her. Scarlet tried to trip Tyvola by grabbing his leg but she just got dragged into the apron and has gone down hard. Tyvola simply seems confused by the event.

Lieberjosch: Did she really think she was going to level the Mountain Madman?

Vinegar: Maybe not but it’s given Ezekiel an opening. He hits the Comatose to the back of Tyvola’s head! Quickly followed up with Foot-to-Mouth!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola’s still standing though!

Vinegar: Ezekiel charges and locks in The End! He’s got a standing guillotine locked in! Even Tyvola can’t survive with the blood to his head cut off. This could be it.

Lieberjosch: No, no way.

At the Spanish announce table we see Jay being replaced by someone who looks like a random crew member of obviously Hispanic descent.

Jay: Can you believe that? They got Jose to do the commentary! Jose! What was wrong with my coverage?

Lieberjosch: You weren’t speaking Spanish.

Jay: I resent that!

Vinegar: Back to the more important matter that Tyvola seems to be fading. He’s down to one knee. He could pass out any moment now.

Jay: Ninja blood choke!

Lieberjosch: Yes!

Vinegar: With a blood curdling roar Tyvola just powered up and rammed Ezekiel into the turnbuckle. I’m almost surprised the corner post withstood that impact. Tyvola’s got Ezekiel prone now. Catastrophic Cave in Causer!!! Huge impact! He just broke Ezekiel in half!

Lieberjosch: And what a surprise, here come his friends.

Vinegar: Marek Daisuke and JK charging down to ringside. You’ve got to wonder what condition they are in after failing to win the Cooperative Titles earlier tonight. Tyvola makes the cover but Burke is distracted by the newcomers.

Lieberjosch: Outrage! Tyvola just pinned Ezekiel for about a ten count before getting bored.

Vinegar: Ty just grabbed Burke by the collar and dragged him across the ring to where Ezekiel is still down. Tyvola makes the cover again and this time Burke is able to make a count.

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Jay: Kick out!

Lieberjosch: That was a slow count.

Vinegar: I think Glenn may have been shaken up from his rough treatment and Tyvola again seems frustrated that this isn’t all over. He’s pulling Ezekiel back to his feet again.

Lieberjosch: JK’s on the apron!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke trying to get the Aussie Superstar down.

Jay: Ninja sneakage.

Vinegar: Marek just circled round to the other side of the ring and removed a chair from underneath. Ezekiel with a boot to the gut of Tyvola. Marek throws him the chair and Ezekiel cracks it over Tyvola’s head.

Lieberjosch: I think Glenn Burke heard that but JK’s grabbed him by the shirt to keep him from turning around.

Vinegar: Tyvola still standing after that chair shot but he’s dazed and Ezekiel able to drag him down and sticks his head between the ropes. He’s got the chair held by the side of Tyvola’s head. Marek with a Missile Knee! Through the chair and into the head of Tyvola! Ezekiel drops the chair and Marek hides it.

Jay: Tyvola is on his back!

Vinegar: For the first time tonight Tyvola is down and Ezekiel makes the cover! JK lets the referee go.

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Lieberjosch: Yes! Tyvola still able to kick out! What an extraordinary display of resilience!

Vinegar: Ezekiel can’t believe it.

Jay: Look up the ramp!

Vinegar: Jet Somers! The Cross-Hemisphere Champion has just stepped out onto the top of the ramp. I think he’s seen enough.

Lieberjosch: But he’ll get Tyvola disqualified if he takes a few more steps.

Vinegar: But that’s Moss Edwards. Edwards saying something to Jet and the two of them disappear back where they came from. I guess The Consortium really don’t want anyone helping Tyvola even if he’s now in a three on one handicap match. Ezekiel going to the top rope!

Lieberjosch: Because it went so well for him last time.

Vinegar: The Eye Opener!!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola rolls aside! Ezekiel jars his knees slamming them into the ring!

Vinegar: Both men down but who will be able to get up first.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel’s injury is fresher.

Jay: But Tyvola has taken some serious head trauma.

Lieberjosch: But he has a skull like an American Football helmet.

Vinegar: They’re both up but neither looks too steady. They almost stumble into each other in the middle of the ring. Heart Punch! Tyvola hits Ezekiel with a Heart Punch and The Red Eyed Warrior falls to the ground.

Lieberjosch: Pin him!

Vinegar: Tyvola just dropped to the outside and has gone after JK! JK runs at him but Tyvola plants him with a spinebuster on the outside.

Jay: Marek’s trying to make a ninja attack!

Vinegar: But Tyvola spots him and just throws JK at him. Those two on a crumbled mess at the bottom of the ramp.

Lieberjosch: Good, now that’s taken care of maybe Tyvola can end this fool.

Vinegar: He’s climbed back into the ring as Ezekiel pulls himself up with the ropes. Wrong Way War Hammer! That move just planted Ezekiel.

Jay: The Vicious Kind are starting to get back up.

Vinegar: Tyvola’s just dragged Ezekiel to his feet. Looks like he’s setting up a power bomb. No, he’s going for the sugaM! Oh my God! Tyvola just sugaM’d! Ezekiel over the ropes to the outside right onto his partners!

Lieberjosch: A godly display of power and dominance. He’s simply toying with these unworthy fools now.

Vinegar: Still he has to get Ezekiel back in the ring to pin him so he’s climbed out to retrieve his opponent. He’s hoisted him out of the pile and simply slung Ezekiel over his shoulder.

Jay: They’re up!

Vinegar: Marek and JK must’ve avoided the worst of the impact because they’ve managed to get to their feet and double dropkick the back of Tyvola’s knees.

Lieberjosch: Blatant interference! Right in front of the referee!

Vinegar: I fear Tyvola only has himself to blame. When he went after Marek and JK he legitimised them being out here.

Lieberjosch: But…but…

Vinegar: Ezekiel gets off Tyvola’s shoulder. Kicking it Old School! Another brutal superkick and this time all three of them are able to shove Tyvola into the ring. Ezekiel’s dragged him to the centre and is going up high once again.

Lieberjosch: I suppose he thinks the third time is the charm.

Jay: JK just went down!

Vinegar: What the hell? JK just doubled over at ringside and seems to be…well…it looks like he’s been hit in the family jewels but by what?

Jay: Marek’s gone down!

Vinegar: Marek’s head snapped back like he’d taken a left hook from Junior Dos Santos and he’s down.

Lieberjosch: What’s that on the floor?

Vinegar: Where?

Lieberjosch: There.

Jay: They look like bean bags.

Vinegar: Ezekiel too wants to see what’s just taken out his stable mates.

Jay: That one just flew straight past his head!

Vinegar: That one didn’t though. Ezekiel just took that shot to the chest.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola’s back on his feet!

Vinegar: Ezekiel’s fallen back from the turnbuckle but he’s managed to stay standing!

All: MAGUS!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola just nailed Ezekiel with a huge Magus. Here’s the pin!

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Here is your winner and stiiiiil the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion! Tyvolaaaaaaa!!!

Lieberjosch: He did it! I knew he’d do it! In your face Jay!

Jay: Meh.

Vinegar: He may well have done it but not without a little helping hand to level the playing field again. Who or what was it?

Everyone in the crowd is looking around. Eventually people start to spot the culprits. A camera spots them too and focuses in.

Vinegar: That’s Jet Somers and Moss Edwards!

Indeed the Wild Card and the Auteur are on a raised platform in the crowd. Moss holds what looks like a rocket launcher while Jet is carrying a small sack.

Vinegar: And it looks like they’ve got a bean bag bazooka. I haven’t seen that thing since Distant Whispers 2008. Old GIW fans may remember Declan Prescott using it to knock Brandon Brown from the top of a Triple Cage structure and would have done the same to Alex Kiseragi if it hadn’t been for some timely intervention.

Lieberjosch: But the stipulation said that no-one but the Vicious Kind could be at ringside.

Vinegar: They don’t look like they’re at ringside to me. They’re halfway into the crowd.

Jay: Ninja cunning.

The camera watches Moss as he makes a rather unsavoury gesture towards the ring.

Vinegar: And I can only assume that was aimed towards the Vicious Kind. I doubt he’s the only one who has those feelings either.

Lieberjosch: For once you’re spot on.

Hans makes the same gesture.

Jay: Hans!?

Lieberjosch: What?

Vinegar: Well that’s it for another night of Pay Per View action at UGWC.com. Tune in again in two weeks for all the fallout of tonight’s action when we return on UGWC Synergy. Good night!

Tyvola - 8
Ezekiel - 6

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Cross-Hemisphere Championship
Hastings

Battle Royal
Hastings

Chaos Championship
Rudo

Hastings vs Peterson
Hastings

Cooperative Championship
T-Rob

Main Event
A-Kis

[princerudo]

Great show everyone, every match had the amount of drama required in a PPV, I feel. I really had no idea who was going to win the main event and Alex found a great way to incorporate Zeke's stipulation request. I figured on a Hastings win but would not have seen the Owen turn, that will provide some interesting story fodder, and I hope NBK liked how I handled our match.

[Jason Tacker]

Awesome show like always guys! Looks like I picked a good time to come on back

[Red Bull Icon]

HA, awesome show. And Zeke, really I've said it before in PM but seriously hell of a challenge this month. Really stepped up.

And now conviently UGWC takes break as I fly across country for a week. Woot.

[redfusion]

great jobs all the way around. i really liked the chaos title match... and the main event. big ups to tyvola and zeke for a job well done.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Woop, yeah this was a pretty sweet PPV all in all.

I'm really happy and kinda surprised to still have the Cooperative titles. I was pretty sure TVK would have me this week. Loved the Peterson/Hastings match too. This whole feud is one of my favourite things I've done here so I hope everyones enjoying it at least almost as much as I am.

[Jet Somers]

Four solid defenses in one night, that's impressive, shows a strong standing in the fed as a whole. Interesting bits to further all the current stories, well done all around.

[Medos]

Awesome show, all matches pretty much had their reveal, Rudo wanting the champion, not the belt, Owen aligning himself with Hastings, Deimos eliminating himself. Just an overall great show.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

I just wanna thank Donny, Rudo and A-Kis for contributing some awesome work for this PPV whilst I was off screwing the pooch in the Coop Match.

Also wanted to say hello to all the returning troops, Medos and John , it's really good to have you guys back.

I think it was a very solid PPV and as has been said advances a lot of storyline's. And I'd also like to echo Ty's words to Zeke, you had an awesome month and really stepped up to the plate, I think it can be safely said Ezekiel Pax is a solidified Main Eventer now.

Great work this month folks!