Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Feb 4, 2009 20:28:50 GMT -5
[The scene opens and we are greeted with a shot of the Thomas and Mack Center, in Las Vegas, Nevada. The very place Global Impact Wrestling’s ‘In Your Hands’ Pay-Per-View will be held. The shot is that of the arena at night, a few spotlights search the air, and a crowd of people gather outside.
We then see a shot of an arena, slowly filling with fans, and a GIW ring in the center of the arena. The crowd carry a variety of signs for GIW Superstars, and they talk to one another excitedly. The camera then moves in on one fan, as it gets closer, we can make out that there is nothing remarkable about this man, he is the epitome of the description of an ‘Average Joe’.
Then a voice starts to talk above the crowd noise, but no-one in the arena seems to respond. It only takes a nano-second for your brain to work out that this is a voiceover]
[The scene moves from the interior of the arena, and now we are in a school room, kids are busy painting and running around doing childlike stuff. The camera then pans slowly right, and reveals, Global Impact Wrestling’s Travis Roberts, looking ridiculous sat on a small child size chair, reading to a group of children]
[Travis stands up and throws the book aside, a perplexed look crosses his face…]
Travis – “Hold up! What the hell is this? ‘The Headliner’ is no expert when it comes to these kinda TV Spots, but Travis Roberts is pretty sure that the voiceover can be dubbed on afterwards…why the hell is he standing over there…putting ‘The Blessed One’ off his acting…”
[The camera pans to the other side of the room, and we see a man with silver hair, wearing a tuxedo speaking into an old style chunky microphone, he looks rather offended by Travis’ remarks, another voice joins our scene, and it is instantly recognisable as that of Craig Futile]
Craig – “The budget does not stretch to much post scene editing…”
Travis – “eD assured Travis Roberts that he’d raised enough donations to make sure this was done professionally…where the hell is the furry little freak anyway?”
Craig – “We’ll get into that later Travis…but…”
Travis – “Craig, Travis Roberts has plans later, ‘The Headliner’ wants to know why his damn agent isn’t here to watch this monumental clusterfu…”
Craig – “HOLD UP!...Alright I’ll tell you, just don’t curse whilst we’re filming…”
Travis – “What possible reason, apart from the children, who’ve probably heard worst from their inbred parents, is there for ‘The Blessed One’ to refrain from cursing? Just edit that shi…”
Craig – “It’s the same reason I don’t wanna talk about eD, and the same reason the guy in the Tux is lurking in the corner. We won’t be editing this, it’s a one shot deal, all this will be going out on the TV Spot! So if you curse, or if I explain what happened to your agent it’s gonna court controversy…”
Travis – “Just tell ‘The Blessed One’ why that midget ain’t here when he’s paid to be! Travis Roberts is sure the viewers want the answer too…”
Craig – “Fine…he’s at the court for his hearing regarding the animal cruelty complaint filed against him a couple of weeks ago…”
Travis – “Well if he is gonna go round giving cigars to penguins, he’s gonna get punished. Speaking of which that damn black and white bastard was in my bath this morning, lauding it over ‘The Blessed One’s wet room…Anyway, this isn’t a Presidential Campaign, no-one is gonna be bothered by a few curse words and a legal scandal!’
Craig – “That’s just the point Travis, you gotta play this like a Presidential Campaign. You gotta go for every vote you can get. This spot is gonna run on numerous networks, you gotta convince people, they NEED to vote for you…”
Travis – “So you chose to mould this ‘advert’ on the most memorable Spot produced by this year’s Democratic Presidential Nomination candidate runner up? Yeah, that fills Travis Roberts with confidence…”
Craig – “At least give it a chance…and besides it was a damn good commercial, it got everyone talking…we can still salvage this, it makes you look real…it’s authentic…”
[Travis looks at Craig disapprovingly, but craig just mouths pleae and clasps his hands together. At this moment a small child tugs at Travis’ jeans, and ‘The Blessed One’ looks down at a small half Chinese girl who hands him a piece of paper]
Small girl –“it’s a…pemguim! ‘ike the funny one…in your bath”
Voiceover Man – “Travis Roberts is at ease in the ring, and he is the perfect Role Model for your kids…”
[Travis observes the paper, smiles and gives it back to the child]
Travis – “It’s good kid…except he was pointing a Tommy-Gun at ‘The Blessed One’ and was screaming “GIMME’ SOME PRIVACY MOTHERFU…”
Craig – “TRAVIS!?!?!?”
[Travis visibly tenses up, pats the girl on the head and slowly turns towards where Craig Futile is apparently standing]
Travis – “That’s it. ‘The Blessed One’ has tried, he’s gone along with this Charade long enough…Craig you may be able to run a multi-national Fortune 500 company, you may follow the TWiSTeD way to the very letter…but you have no idea how to connect with real wrestling fans…You can go home…
[The camera follows Travis’ hand as it points towards the Voiceover Artist. He looks shocked, and then his face falls into a look of utter despair, his bottom lip juts out and starts trembling. Before he embarrasses himself further, he runs from the room without looking towards the camera. The camera pans back to Travis, and ‘The Blessed One’ turns and looks into the camera…]
Travis – “Wrestling fans of America, and the World, ‘The Blessed One’ would like to apologise for the technical difficulties we have been experiencing, but can assure you that normal ‘Headliner’ programming will now resume…
[Travis shoots a disdainful glance in Craig Futile’s direction, he then looks back and locks eyes on Futile, and raises his eyebrows, as if challenging him to interrupt once more]
Travis – “Travis Roberts is here to speak to you all about a very serious threat to your entertainment. There is a catastrophe of epic proportions on the horizon, but you have the chance to avert disaster. ‘The Blessed One’ is not speaking about Global Warming, guns on the streets, Jensen transmitted diseases, no ‘The Headliner’ is referring to the vote to decide the individual who will headline ‘In Your Hands’ with Lord, Deathman and Brandon Brown.
In less than three weeks, you will all sit down in front of your television sets, having paid out for a world class Pay-Per-View. Imagine you’re horror if, when the Main Event comes around, the wrong person is in that ring? Imagine the eye damaging catastrophe that awaits you if you don’t ensure the right man for the job is sent into that battle.
Travis Roberts shudders to imagine the catastrophic results of the wrong result in the forthcoming vote. ‘The Blessed One’ speaks to you from inside a classroom, small, immature and undeveloped humans run around his feet. They fall over, they hurt themselves by headbutting walls for fun, they lick windows, and they defecate in their own clothes. Use this as a metaphor for what awaits you in the main event at ‘In Your Hands’ if the wrong man wins the vote. Sure, ‘The TWiSTeD Guerrilla’, was amused by these childish antic for a few moments…but after a few minutes you are overpowered by the overwhelming stink of crap…
‘The Blessed One’ wants to get out of this place, walk with Travis...
[Travis beckons the camera to follow him and starts walking tio the door, before he gets there a group of 3 men, previously unseen in this scene, wearing dark suits, earpieces and shades flank Travis Roberts, he stops and craig joins him by his side…Travis raises his eyebrows once more…]
Craig – “Don’t look at me like that…we thought it made you look..more important…”
Travis – “Couldn’t afford basic editing…but could afford three goons in suits, to make Travis Roberts look like he needs protecting? Great idea…maybe ‘The Blessed One’ better take a more hands on approach to his calendar…
[Futile’s phone rings and he quickly answers it, he makes a few ‘yes’ and ‘no’ responses and then hangs up]
Craig – “Well I got some good news for you…you know someone has been making phone calls impersonating you…”
[Travis lets out a large laugh]
Travis – “Yeah…how could ‘The Blessed One’ forget…”
Craig – “Well we found out who was making those calls…apparently it was one of the new GIW guys…P-Chizzle…”
Travis – “That Gangsta is a comic genius man! Just the idea…that Travis Roberts would phone Sean Jensen…comedy gold, comedy gold…”
[Travis calms himself after nearly falling to his knees in a fit of laughter, and summons the camera to walk in front of him, as they exit the classroom and start to roam the halls]
Travis – “Travis Roberts wants to get back to more pressing matters. Everyone of you out there has a chance to vote. Do you really want to waste that vote on Dylan James, a man who decided he needed a textbook psychiatric case study to defend him. Dylan James has so little faith in his own abilities he felt the need to gain the support of a guy who believes he can ‘peel flesh off bones’, he needed a man with a less impressive career than Levi Witham to back him up.
Dylan James judgement is so poor, that merely weeks after refusing to join the management backed, powerhouse of a stable, that is Global Domination, Dylan James made the decision to strengthen his career by joining the ‘New Resistance’! Do you really want your Global Heavyweight Championship Challenger to be a man who proudly calls himself a member of Sean Jensen’s self-destructing cult? If you are one of these people, ‘The Blessed One’ is fairly certain you’ve already got distracted bu something shiny and changed the channel, so ‘The Headliner’ will move on.
Komosube, is no doubt a man of pride, integrity and determination. But is he ready to stand toe to toe with Brandon Brown and Lord, Deathman? Can this Japanese Godzilla give them a match. Travis Roberts concedes that the chunky back flipping Asian, he can give them a match…but not a match to remember. Before he joined Global Domination, he was overshadowed by his diminutive partner Aragato, and Travis Roberts would argue that his rise to fame before Guerrilla Warfare was down to some very advantageous booking decisions.
‘The Blessed One’ would also like to remind you all off Komosubes…unpredictable….emotions. Sure, he’s damn scary when he’s trashing offices and screaming at teammates…but it’s clear that pressure and expectation seem to affect his decisions. It wouldn’t surprise ‘The Headliner’ if Komosube had a very…judgemental…father. Who can say how Komosube will handle the pressue that comes with challenging for the Global Heavyweight Title. It may be prudent to mention at this point, that just weeks ago, at Guerrilla Warfare, Komosube failed to get the win over Travis Roberts in a triple threat match. This is the dsame format as the title match at ‘In Your Hands’, but at GW…Komo could not get the job done, even with Lord Hastings aiding his attack…’The Blessed One’ beat the odds and emerged as victor. Does anyone really believe that Komosube can defeat The Global heavyweight Champion and Brandon Brown, when neither man has any motivation to watch his back…
‘The Blessed One’ feels the only logical, sensible and practical way to place your vote, is in Travis Roberts’ direction. Who better than the last man to pin our current Global Heavyweight Champion’s shoulders to the matt? Travis Roberts’ has proven in recent weeks that ‘The Headliner’ will rise to any challenge laid in front of him, that he will always reach expectations…”
[The group of Travis, Craig and the Security Goons come to the lobby of the school, and Craig turns to Travis and holds his hands up…]
Craig – “Right before we go any further I better warn you, we got a crowd of people outside, with ‘Vote for Travis’ signs, flags, and we need ya to shake hands, hold babies…it’ll look good, the Newspapers will get the shots they want…”
Travis – “Travis Roberts don’t have much choice does he? ‘The Blessed One’ never walks past a crowd, but I ain’t holdin’ no babies…baby puke screws with leather something chronic…and besides there is stuff in these pockets kids shouldn’t be anywhere near…but hold up one second, before we leave I just gotta finish my….’address’ off…
If any of you out there are suffering from severe mental retardation and are unable to make logical, sensible decisions, and are still thinking of voting for Dylan James or Komosube, ‘The Blessed One’ doesn’t blame you, he just suggests you watch Sentinel on Saturday, and make sure your carer is nearby to help you make the right decision.
When ‘The Blessed One’ steps in the ring with The Global Heavyweight Champion as his partner you’ll not only see Travis Roberts carry Dylan James through the biggest match of his career to date as his partner, you’ll also see ‘The Headliner’ prove he can mix with the likes of Lord, Deathman.
‘The General of Destruction’ is indeed a phenomenal entity, who is capable of acts of almost miraculous proportions…but it’s obvious to ‘The Blessed One’ that he has many weaknesses. All of his miraculous regenerations, such as the one he has undergone to leave the carnage of Guerilla Warfare practically unscarred, seem to have foggied the big man’s mind. Firstly he wonders why Travis Roberts is ‘Blessed’, as if he hasn’t caught a single appearance that Travis Roberts’ has made since his arrival, but he will get a first hand example of just how ‘Blessed’ travis Roberts is on Saturday. Then he asked why Travis Roberts is ‘The Headliner’…which seems pretty self-explanatory to ‘The Blessed One’, Travis Roberts was born to headline, but it’s possible he has no idea what Headlining means, as he suggested the only ‘Headliner’ he knew was some retired guy no-ones ever heard of?
But these examples of Lord, Deathman’s fragile mind, are excusable, different cultures have different meanings for words, it could just be a case of semantics. The thing that warned ‘The TWISTeD Icon’ of the Lords mental debilitation was his basic grasp of wrestling knowledge and GIW rules. Whilst going off on an egotistical tirade regarding how great he actually is, despite his defeat at Guerilla Warfare, he highlighted he would have been a dual champion had Austin’s Hardcore Title been on the line a few weeks ago…
Travis Roberts feels he shouldn’t need to explain the following to a former Global Heavyweight Champion, but hell here goes. From as far back as anyone can remember, titles do not change with DisQualifications, and even more importantly, the title was a Hardcore Belt, so if the title had been on the line, and had been played under Hardcore rules…it would have been Austin who would have walked out Dual Champion…
Travis Roberts anticipates a great main event at Sentinel, and truly hopes that Lord, Deathman has regained his conscious from whatever realm it has been vacationing in, because ‘The Blessed One’ doesn’t want his partners to have any excuses when ‘The Headliners’ team walk out victorious, and Travis Roberts emphasizes why ‘The Headliner’ is the only logical choice for the Main Event at In Your Hands…”
[Travis then turns and walks out into the sunlight. The crowd outside are prompted to let out an almighty cheer, and Travis turns and looks at the camera, rolling his eyes, acknowledging the ridiculous levels of euphoria that surround him. He nevertheless walks over to a little old lady who speaks to him…]
Old Lady – “Travis, I’m such…a big fan of yours it’s a pleasure and a thrill to actually meet you…will you sign…THIS!?!?!?!?”
[The old woman undoes her jacket as she utters these words. The second the words come out of her mouth the Security Goons jump into action. One dives and takes Travis to the ground whilst covering him, the other two step in front of the old women shielding ‘The Blessed One’ from this ‘threat’. The camera angles so it can see the old woman, and in her hands she holds a wrinkled, old…programme from an event Travis Roberts headlined 6 years ago. She looks shocked and stunned at the show of excessive force by the goons…The camera then pans back to Travis, whose face is pressed between the asphalt and the security goons chest…at this moment, the man with the tux enters the background of the frame, and the last thing we here whilst focusing on Travis’ squashed face, before the scene fades to black is:]
We then see a shot of an arena, slowly filling with fans, and a GIW ring in the center of the arena. The crowd carry a variety of signs for GIW Superstars, and they talk to one another excitedly. The camera then moves in on one fan, as it gets closer, we can make out that there is nothing remarkable about this man, he is the epitome of the description of an ‘Average Joe’.
Then a voice starts to talk above the crowd noise, but no-one in the arena seems to respond. It only takes a nano-second for your brain to work out that this is a voiceover]
”It ‘s 10pm on June 26th 2008, you have taken your seat and you’re expectations are high.
But, there is going to be a main event, with an unknown challenger for the Global Heavyweight Championship. You’re vote will decide who that challenger will be.
Whether it is someone with experience of the grandest stage of them all, someone who can really challenge the might of Lord Deathman and the resilience of Brandon Brown. Someone tested and ready to step into battle with GIW’s best.
Or whether it is someone who is prone to emotional outbursts, someone whom struggles everyday with who’s side he is on.
Or even someone who befriends criminals and the mentally deranged, yet someone who believes they are pure and without fault. Someone who would struggle to face either competitor in one on one combat.
It’s 10pm on June 26th 2008, you have taken your seat and your expectations are high. Do you want them to be met?
But, there is going to be a main event, with an unknown challenger for the Global Heavyweight Championship. You’re vote will decide who that challenger will be.
Whether it is someone with experience of the grandest stage of them all, someone who can really challenge the might of Lord Deathman and the resilience of Brandon Brown. Someone tested and ready to step into battle with GIW’s best.
Or whether it is someone who is prone to emotional outbursts, someone whom struggles everyday with who’s side he is on.
Or even someone who befriends criminals and the mentally deranged, yet someone who believes they are pure and without fault. Someone who would struggle to face either competitor in one on one combat.
It’s 10pm on June 26th 2008, you have taken your seat and your expectations are high. Do you want them to be met?
[The scene moves from the interior of the arena, and now we are in a school room, kids are busy painting and running around doing childlike stuff. The camera then pans slowly right, and reveals, Global Impact Wrestling’s Travis Roberts, looking ridiculous sat on a small child size chair, reading to a group of children]
”Travis Roberts has many years experience in the ring, he has headlined 23 Pay-Per-Views in his time, and as you can see he is fantastic with chi…”
[Travis stands up and throws the book aside, a perplexed look crosses his face…]
Travis – “Hold up! What the hell is this? ‘The Headliner’ is no expert when it comes to these kinda TV Spots, but Travis Roberts is pretty sure that the voiceover can be dubbed on afterwards…why the hell is he standing over there…putting ‘The Blessed One’ off his acting…”
[The camera pans to the other side of the room, and we see a man with silver hair, wearing a tuxedo speaking into an old style chunky microphone, he looks rather offended by Travis’ remarks, another voice joins our scene, and it is instantly recognisable as that of Craig Futile]
Craig – “The budget does not stretch to much post scene editing…”
Travis – “eD assured Travis Roberts that he’d raised enough donations to make sure this was done professionally…where the hell is the furry little freak anyway?”
Craig – “We’ll get into that later Travis…but…”
Travis – “Craig, Travis Roberts has plans later, ‘The Headliner’ wants to know why his damn agent isn’t here to watch this monumental clusterfu…”
Craig – “HOLD UP!...Alright I’ll tell you, just don’t curse whilst we’re filming…”
Travis – “What possible reason, apart from the children, who’ve probably heard worst from their inbred parents, is there for ‘The Blessed One’ to refrain from cursing? Just edit that shi…”
Craig – “It’s the same reason I don’t wanna talk about eD, and the same reason the guy in the Tux is lurking in the corner. We won’t be editing this, it’s a one shot deal, all this will be going out on the TV Spot! So if you curse, or if I explain what happened to your agent it’s gonna court controversy…”
Travis – “Just tell ‘The Blessed One’ why that midget ain’t here when he’s paid to be! Travis Roberts is sure the viewers want the answer too…”
Craig – “Fine…he’s at the court for his hearing regarding the animal cruelty complaint filed against him a couple of weeks ago…”
Travis – “Well if he is gonna go round giving cigars to penguins, he’s gonna get punished. Speaking of which that damn black and white bastard was in my bath this morning, lauding it over ‘The Blessed One’s wet room…Anyway, this isn’t a Presidential Campaign, no-one is gonna be bothered by a few curse words and a legal scandal!’
Craig – “That’s just the point Travis, you gotta play this like a Presidential Campaign. You gotta go for every vote you can get. This spot is gonna run on numerous networks, you gotta convince people, they NEED to vote for you…”
Travis – “So you chose to mould this ‘advert’ on the most memorable Spot produced by this year’s Democratic Presidential Nomination candidate runner up? Yeah, that fills Travis Roberts with confidence…”
Craig – “At least give it a chance…and besides it was a damn good commercial, it got everyone talking…we can still salvage this, it makes you look real…it’s authentic…”
[Travis looks at Craig disapprovingly, but craig just mouths pleae and clasps his hands together. At this moment a small child tugs at Travis’ jeans, and ‘The Blessed One’ looks down at a small half Chinese girl who hands him a piece of paper]
Small girl –“it’s a…pemguim! ‘ike the funny one…in your bath”
Voiceover Man – “Travis Roberts is at ease in the ring, and he is the perfect Role Model for your kids…”
[Travis observes the paper, smiles and gives it back to the child]
Travis – “It’s good kid…except he was pointing a Tommy-Gun at ‘The Blessed One’ and was screaming “GIMME’ SOME PRIVACY MOTHERFU…”
Craig – “TRAVIS!?!?!?”
[Travis visibly tenses up, pats the girl on the head and slowly turns towards where Craig Futile is apparently standing]
Travis – “That’s it. ‘The Blessed One’ has tried, he’s gone along with this Charade long enough…Craig you may be able to run a multi-national Fortune 500 company, you may follow the TWiSTeD way to the very letter…but you have no idea how to connect with real wrestling fans…You can go home…
[The camera follows Travis’ hand as it points towards the Voiceover Artist. He looks shocked, and then his face falls into a look of utter despair, his bottom lip juts out and starts trembling. Before he embarrasses himself further, he runs from the room without looking towards the camera. The camera pans back to Travis, and ‘The Blessed One’ turns and looks into the camera…]
Travis – “Wrestling fans of America, and the World, ‘The Blessed One’ would like to apologise for the technical difficulties we have been experiencing, but can assure you that normal ‘Headliner’ programming will now resume…
[Travis shoots a disdainful glance in Craig Futile’s direction, he then looks back and locks eyes on Futile, and raises his eyebrows, as if challenging him to interrupt once more]
Travis – “Travis Roberts is here to speak to you all about a very serious threat to your entertainment. There is a catastrophe of epic proportions on the horizon, but you have the chance to avert disaster. ‘The Blessed One’ is not speaking about Global Warming, guns on the streets, Jensen transmitted diseases, no ‘The Headliner’ is referring to the vote to decide the individual who will headline ‘In Your Hands’ with Lord, Deathman and Brandon Brown.
In less than three weeks, you will all sit down in front of your television sets, having paid out for a world class Pay-Per-View. Imagine you’re horror if, when the Main Event comes around, the wrong person is in that ring? Imagine the eye damaging catastrophe that awaits you if you don’t ensure the right man for the job is sent into that battle.
Travis Roberts shudders to imagine the catastrophic results of the wrong result in the forthcoming vote. ‘The Blessed One’ speaks to you from inside a classroom, small, immature and undeveloped humans run around his feet. They fall over, they hurt themselves by headbutting walls for fun, they lick windows, and they defecate in their own clothes. Use this as a metaphor for what awaits you in the main event at ‘In Your Hands’ if the wrong man wins the vote. Sure, ‘The TWiSTeD Guerrilla’, was amused by these childish antic for a few moments…but after a few minutes you are overpowered by the overwhelming stink of crap…
‘The Blessed One’ wants to get out of this place, walk with Travis...
[Travis beckons the camera to follow him and starts walking tio the door, before he gets there a group of 3 men, previously unseen in this scene, wearing dark suits, earpieces and shades flank Travis Roberts, he stops and craig joins him by his side…Travis raises his eyebrows once more…]
Craig – “Don’t look at me like that…we thought it made you look..more important…”
Travis – “Couldn’t afford basic editing…but could afford three goons in suits, to make Travis Roberts look like he needs protecting? Great idea…maybe ‘The Blessed One’ better take a more hands on approach to his calendar…
[Futile’s phone rings and he quickly answers it, he makes a few ‘yes’ and ‘no’ responses and then hangs up]
Craig – “Well I got some good news for you…you know someone has been making phone calls impersonating you…”
[Travis lets out a large laugh]
Travis – “Yeah…how could ‘The Blessed One’ forget…”
Craig – “Well we found out who was making those calls…apparently it was one of the new GIW guys…P-Chizzle…”
Travis – “That Gangsta is a comic genius man! Just the idea…that Travis Roberts would phone Sean Jensen…comedy gold, comedy gold…”
[Travis calms himself after nearly falling to his knees in a fit of laughter, and summons the camera to walk in front of him, as they exit the classroom and start to roam the halls]
Travis – “Travis Roberts wants to get back to more pressing matters. Everyone of you out there has a chance to vote. Do you really want to waste that vote on Dylan James, a man who decided he needed a textbook psychiatric case study to defend him. Dylan James has so little faith in his own abilities he felt the need to gain the support of a guy who believes he can ‘peel flesh off bones’, he needed a man with a less impressive career than Levi Witham to back him up.
Dylan James judgement is so poor, that merely weeks after refusing to join the management backed, powerhouse of a stable, that is Global Domination, Dylan James made the decision to strengthen his career by joining the ‘New Resistance’! Do you really want your Global Heavyweight Championship Challenger to be a man who proudly calls himself a member of Sean Jensen’s self-destructing cult? If you are one of these people, ‘The Blessed One’ is fairly certain you’ve already got distracted bu something shiny and changed the channel, so ‘The Headliner’ will move on.
Komosube, is no doubt a man of pride, integrity and determination. But is he ready to stand toe to toe with Brandon Brown and Lord, Deathman? Can this Japanese Godzilla give them a match. Travis Roberts concedes that the chunky back flipping Asian, he can give them a match…but not a match to remember. Before he joined Global Domination, he was overshadowed by his diminutive partner Aragato, and Travis Roberts would argue that his rise to fame before Guerrilla Warfare was down to some very advantageous booking decisions.
‘The Blessed One’ would also like to remind you all off Komosubes…unpredictable….emotions. Sure, he’s damn scary when he’s trashing offices and screaming at teammates…but it’s clear that pressure and expectation seem to affect his decisions. It wouldn’t surprise ‘The Headliner’ if Komosube had a very…judgemental…father. Who can say how Komosube will handle the pressue that comes with challenging for the Global Heavyweight Title. It may be prudent to mention at this point, that just weeks ago, at Guerrilla Warfare, Komosube failed to get the win over Travis Roberts in a triple threat match. This is the dsame format as the title match at ‘In Your Hands’, but at GW…Komo could not get the job done, even with Lord Hastings aiding his attack…’The Blessed One’ beat the odds and emerged as victor. Does anyone really believe that Komosube can defeat The Global heavyweight Champion and Brandon Brown, when neither man has any motivation to watch his back…
‘The Blessed One’ feels the only logical, sensible and practical way to place your vote, is in Travis Roberts’ direction. Who better than the last man to pin our current Global Heavyweight Champion’s shoulders to the matt? Travis Roberts’ has proven in recent weeks that ‘The Headliner’ will rise to any challenge laid in front of him, that he will always reach expectations…”
[The group of Travis, Craig and the Security Goons come to the lobby of the school, and Craig turns to Travis and holds his hands up…]
Craig – “Right before we go any further I better warn you, we got a crowd of people outside, with ‘Vote for Travis’ signs, flags, and we need ya to shake hands, hold babies…it’ll look good, the Newspapers will get the shots they want…”
Travis – “Travis Roberts don’t have much choice does he? ‘The Blessed One’ never walks past a crowd, but I ain’t holdin’ no babies…baby puke screws with leather something chronic…and besides there is stuff in these pockets kids shouldn’t be anywhere near…but hold up one second, before we leave I just gotta finish my….’address’ off…
If any of you out there are suffering from severe mental retardation and are unable to make logical, sensible decisions, and are still thinking of voting for Dylan James or Komosube, ‘The Blessed One’ doesn’t blame you, he just suggests you watch Sentinel on Saturday, and make sure your carer is nearby to help you make the right decision.
When ‘The Blessed One’ steps in the ring with The Global Heavyweight Champion as his partner you’ll not only see Travis Roberts carry Dylan James through the biggest match of his career to date as his partner, you’ll also see ‘The Headliner’ prove he can mix with the likes of Lord, Deathman.
‘The General of Destruction’ is indeed a phenomenal entity, who is capable of acts of almost miraculous proportions…but it’s obvious to ‘The Blessed One’ that he has many weaknesses. All of his miraculous regenerations, such as the one he has undergone to leave the carnage of Guerilla Warfare practically unscarred, seem to have foggied the big man’s mind. Firstly he wonders why Travis Roberts is ‘Blessed’, as if he hasn’t caught a single appearance that Travis Roberts’ has made since his arrival, but he will get a first hand example of just how ‘Blessed’ travis Roberts is on Saturday. Then he asked why Travis Roberts is ‘The Headliner’…which seems pretty self-explanatory to ‘The Blessed One’, Travis Roberts was born to headline, but it’s possible he has no idea what Headlining means, as he suggested the only ‘Headliner’ he knew was some retired guy no-ones ever heard of?
But these examples of Lord, Deathman’s fragile mind, are excusable, different cultures have different meanings for words, it could just be a case of semantics. The thing that warned ‘The TWISTeD Icon’ of the Lords mental debilitation was his basic grasp of wrestling knowledge and GIW rules. Whilst going off on an egotistical tirade regarding how great he actually is, despite his defeat at Guerilla Warfare, he highlighted he would have been a dual champion had Austin’s Hardcore Title been on the line a few weeks ago…
Travis Roberts feels he shouldn’t need to explain the following to a former Global Heavyweight Champion, but hell here goes. From as far back as anyone can remember, titles do not change with DisQualifications, and even more importantly, the title was a Hardcore Belt, so if the title had been on the line, and had been played under Hardcore rules…it would have been Austin who would have walked out Dual Champion…
Travis Roberts anticipates a great main event at Sentinel, and truly hopes that Lord, Deathman has regained his conscious from whatever realm it has been vacationing in, because ‘The Blessed One’ doesn’t want his partners to have any excuses when ‘The Headliners’ team walk out victorious, and Travis Roberts emphasizes why ‘The Headliner’ is the only logical choice for the Main Event at In Your Hands…”
[Travis then turns and walks out into the sunlight. The crowd outside are prompted to let out an almighty cheer, and Travis turns and looks at the camera, rolling his eyes, acknowledging the ridiculous levels of euphoria that surround him. He nevertheless walks over to a little old lady who speaks to him…]
Old Lady – “Travis, I’m such…a big fan of yours it’s a pleasure and a thrill to actually meet you…will you sign…THIS!?!?!?!?”
[The old woman undoes her jacket as she utters these words. The second the words come out of her mouth the Security Goons jump into action. One dives and takes Travis to the ground whilst covering him, the other two step in front of the old women shielding ‘The Blessed One’ from this ‘threat’. The camera angles so it can see the old woman, and in her hands she holds a wrinkled, old…programme from an event Travis Roberts headlined 6 years ago. She looks shocked and stunned at the show of excessive force by the goons…The camera then pans back to Travis, whose face is pressed between the asphalt and the security goons chest…at this moment, the man with the tux enters the background of the frame, and the last thing we here whilst focusing on Travis’ squashed face, before the scene fades to black is:]
” It ‘s 10pm on June 26th 2008, you have taken your seat and you’re expectations are high.
Who in GIW can meet them?”
Who in GIW can meet them?”
