Post by Lord Hastings on Oct 3, 2011 22:15:25 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to the fourth annual Battleground!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Lieberjosch: A tentpole event of UGWC, derivative from the GIW, one of our two parent promotions, the Battleground event grants the winner the match of their choice at our flagship event, Horizons!
Covert Jay: Randy Boolzian, Donovan Hastings, and Travis Roberts have all won this event in the past, who will be triumphant this year, in the biggest Battleground ever?
Vinegar: But that's not all we have on tap for tonight, as three championships will be on the line, including the World Heavyweight Championship!
Lieberjosch: Donovan Hastings has twice fallen short in opportunities to win the World Heavyweight Title from the Jackal of Jwar Isle, we'll see if the third time can be the charm, as tonight he meets Tyvola one on one!
Vinegar: Let's get to the action!
"Headstrong"
Two spotlights aim to the top of the ramp as Steven Stone walks out. He looks around the arena, smiles before looking to the ring. The smile goes from his face as he reaches the ring. He rolls in before taking a deep breath to calm his nerves.
Dennis: The following contest is your opening contest of the evening and is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 250 lbs, from Washington, D.C., the Prodigy, STEVEN STOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Covert Jay: So why is this match on the card?
Vinegar: UGWC is dedicated to giving our fans the most bang for their buck.
Lieberjosch: What's more, we have three title matches here tonight, but by the end of the evening we will have champions that need new challengers, so the competition must always continue!
"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on cue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.
Dennis: And his opponent, weighing in at 202 lbs, currently residing in Manchester City, England, Down Under's Best High Flyer, EEEEEEEEENIGMAA!!!!!
Vinegar: Enigma has seemed to be on the cusp of a breakthrough so many times in the past.
Lieberjosch: This is very true, he is a former Chaos Champion, captained a team last year at Outlast, but like you say, never seems able to take things to the next level.
Covert Jay: Perhaps that face paint that he likes putting on obstructs his ability to access his inner ninja.
Vinegar: No St. Jimmy here tonight, this is the traditional Enigma version of...Enigma. Um...
Lieberjosch: Hazel's ready.
DING DING!!
Vinegar: Double elbow tie-up starts us off, Stone wresting Enigma into a hammerlock.
Covert Jay: Enigma counters through it into a side suplex, and a cover!
ONE!!!
Vinegar: Stone shoves him off.
Lieberjosch: A quick cover there by Enigma, the in-ring veteran in this match, looking to finish it quickly.
Vinegar: Enigma crouches, waiting for Stone to get to his feet, hits a dropkick that knocks Stone stumbling back, and he falls in the corner.
Covert Jay: Enigma charges and hits a bronco buster!
Vinegar: He steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle as Stone tries to get back to his feet.
Lieberjosch: Enigma comes off the turnbuckle and nails a bulldog on Stone!
Vinegar: Covers with a lateral press!
ONE!!
TWO!!
Vinegar: Stone kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Enigma pulling Stone back up, but Stone chops him in the chest, whips him off the ropes!
Covert Jay: Stone goes for a back drop, but Enigma leapfrogs him, hits the Firelighter!
Lieberjosch: Steven Stone is just being picked apart by Enigma here in this match.
Vinegar: Enigma to his feet, raises an arm, yells at Stone to get up as Stone stumbles to his feet.
Covert Jay: Thunder Child!
Lieberjosch: But Stone floats off to his feet, kicks Enigma in the chest!
Covert Jay: Stone Spinner!!!
Vinegar: Both men are down as Stone connects with that spinning neckbreaker, Hazel East starting the count.
Lieberjosch: And our fans will see a lot of this later tonight, don't forget that the only way to eliminate opponents in the Battleground Match are by submission, or keeping them down for a ten count!
Vinegar: Both men stirring at Hazel East reaches six, Stone grabs Enigma and whips him into a corner, charges after him.
Covert Jay: The Sting!
Lieberjosch: But Enigma moves out of the way, and Stone crashes into the turnbuckle, spills over it to ringside!
Vinegar: Enigma takes a moment to get his bearings, drops through the ropes to the outside, where Stone is partially underneath the apron. Enigma grabs him and drags him out.
Lieberjosch: But Stone spins his body and connects with a kick to the head!
Covert Jay: He's got his mask on!
Vinegar: Stone rolls Enigma into the ring, slides in after him. Enigma swings with a clothesline, Stone ducks under it, grabs Enigma!
Lieberjosch: The Prodigy Exemption!
Vinegar: Stone hooks the leg!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Enigma kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Stone sets Enigma up for a powerbomb.
Covert Jay: Enigma backdrops out of it!
Lieberjosch: And he plants Stone with a DDT!
Vinegar: Enigma slow to his feet, goes to the corner and the middle rope.
Covert Jay: FADER!!!
Vinegar: But Stone rolls out of the way! He sets Enigma up!
Covert Jay: THE IDENTITY CRISIS!!!!
Lieberjosch: But Enigma floats off it!
Covert Jay: He's got Stone's mask!
Vinegar: Steven Stone has been unmasked, and Enigma turns to the crowd and holds up it up!
Lieberjosch: Stone wraps him up from behind!
Covert Jay: Stone Throw!!!
Vinegar: He's got the cover!
ONE!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, STEVEN STOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Vinegar: The Prodigy gets the victory!
Lieberjosch: A great effort on the part of both men, but it is the rookie that comes through with the win here tonight.
Covert Jay: Maybe the ninja is in the paint after all?
Vinegar: Stone starts us off with a win, but don't go anywhere! The Cooperative Championship is on the line, coming up next!
Steven Stone: 8
Enigma: 3
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Lieberjosch: A tentpole event of UGWC, derivative from the GIW, one of our two parent promotions, the Battleground event grants the winner the match of their choice at our flagship event, Horizons!
Covert Jay: Randy Boolzian, Donovan Hastings, and Travis Roberts have all won this event in the past, who will be triumphant this year, in the biggest Battleground ever?
Vinegar: But that's not all we have on tap for tonight, as three championships will be on the line, including the World Heavyweight Championship!
Lieberjosch: Donovan Hastings has twice fallen short in opportunities to win the World Heavyweight Title from the Jackal of Jwar Isle, we'll see if the third time can be the charm, as tonight he meets Tyvola one on one!
Vinegar: Let's get to the action!
"Headstrong"
Two spotlights aim to the top of the ramp as Steven Stone walks out. He looks around the arena, smiles before looking to the ring. The smile goes from his face as he reaches the ring. He rolls in before taking a deep breath to calm his nerves.
Dennis: The following contest is your opening contest of the evening and is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 250 lbs, from Washington, D.C., the Prodigy, STEVEN STOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Covert Jay: So why is this match on the card?
Vinegar: UGWC is dedicated to giving our fans the most bang for their buck.
Lieberjosch: What's more, we have three title matches here tonight, but by the end of the evening we will have champions that need new challengers, so the competition must always continue!
"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on cue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.
Dennis: And his opponent, weighing in at 202 lbs, currently residing in Manchester City, England, Down Under's Best High Flyer, EEEEEEEEENIGMAA!!!!!
Vinegar: Enigma has seemed to be on the cusp of a breakthrough so many times in the past.
Lieberjosch: This is very true, he is a former Chaos Champion, captained a team last year at Outlast, but like you say, never seems able to take things to the next level.
Covert Jay: Perhaps that face paint that he likes putting on obstructs his ability to access his inner ninja.
Vinegar: No St. Jimmy here tonight, this is the traditional Enigma version of...Enigma. Um...
Lieberjosch: Hazel's ready.
DING DING!!
Vinegar: Double elbow tie-up starts us off, Stone wresting Enigma into a hammerlock.
Covert Jay: Enigma counters through it into a side suplex, and a cover!
ONE!!!
Vinegar: Stone shoves him off.
Lieberjosch: A quick cover there by Enigma, the in-ring veteran in this match, looking to finish it quickly.
Vinegar: Enigma crouches, waiting for Stone to get to his feet, hits a dropkick that knocks Stone stumbling back, and he falls in the corner.
Covert Jay: Enigma charges and hits a bronco buster!
Vinegar: He steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle as Stone tries to get back to his feet.
Lieberjosch: Enigma comes off the turnbuckle and nails a bulldog on Stone!
Vinegar: Covers with a lateral press!
ONE!!
TWO!!
Vinegar: Stone kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Enigma pulling Stone back up, but Stone chops him in the chest, whips him off the ropes!
Covert Jay: Stone goes for a back drop, but Enigma leapfrogs him, hits the Firelighter!
Lieberjosch: Steven Stone is just being picked apart by Enigma here in this match.
Vinegar: Enigma to his feet, raises an arm, yells at Stone to get up as Stone stumbles to his feet.
Covert Jay: Thunder Child!
Lieberjosch: But Stone floats off to his feet, kicks Enigma in the chest!
Covert Jay: Stone Spinner!!!
Vinegar: Both men are down as Stone connects with that spinning neckbreaker, Hazel East starting the count.
Lieberjosch: And our fans will see a lot of this later tonight, don't forget that the only way to eliminate opponents in the Battleground Match are by submission, or keeping them down for a ten count!
Vinegar: Both men stirring at Hazel East reaches six, Stone grabs Enigma and whips him into a corner, charges after him.
Covert Jay: The Sting!
Lieberjosch: But Enigma moves out of the way, and Stone crashes into the turnbuckle, spills over it to ringside!
Vinegar: Enigma takes a moment to get his bearings, drops through the ropes to the outside, where Stone is partially underneath the apron. Enigma grabs him and drags him out.
Lieberjosch: But Stone spins his body and connects with a kick to the head!
Covert Jay: He's got his mask on!
Vinegar: Stone rolls Enigma into the ring, slides in after him. Enigma swings with a clothesline, Stone ducks under it, grabs Enigma!
Lieberjosch: The Prodigy Exemption!
Vinegar: Stone hooks the leg!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Enigma kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Stone sets Enigma up for a powerbomb.
Covert Jay: Enigma backdrops out of it!
Lieberjosch: And he plants Stone with a DDT!
Vinegar: Enigma slow to his feet, goes to the corner and the middle rope.
Covert Jay: FADER!!!
Vinegar: But Stone rolls out of the way! He sets Enigma up!
Covert Jay: THE IDENTITY CRISIS!!!!
Lieberjosch: But Enigma floats off it!
Covert Jay: He's got Stone's mask!
Vinegar: Steven Stone has been unmasked, and Enigma turns to the crowd and holds up it up!
Lieberjosch: Stone wraps him up from behind!
Covert Jay: Stone Throw!!!
Vinegar: He's got the cover!
ONE!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, STEVEN STOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Vinegar: The Prodigy gets the victory!
Lieberjosch: A great effort on the part of both men, but it is the rookie that comes through with the win here tonight.
Covert Jay: Maybe the ninja is in the paint after all?
Vinegar: Stone starts us off with a win, but don't go anywhere! The Cooperative Championship is on the line, coming up next!
Steven Stone: 8
Enigma: 3