Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Nov 14, 2011 20:49:19 GMT -5
Buffering finished.
Pyrotechnics explode.
The Synergy theme tune blasts into existence, shattering ears with it's awesome riffage.
At this point I wonder whether it's even worth apologising? I think you all know the score, it's been a bad week. Now I did get a volunteer for one match, but due to life being a bitch forgot to take them up on it, and that's lead to what is becoming a somewhat of common occurrence, The RobCap.
At this point, usually Covert Jay, Lieberjosch and the less interesting one would be taking us through what we can expect over the course of the show, and if we're all honest we all know this is just a way for whomever picks up the first match to pad out the show with some easy dialogue. It's not a crime, we've all stretched entrances longer than they need to be to disguise a ridiculously short match. So really, there's not much difference to you if I type some crap, or I just recap all the stuff you already know. But there is a HUGE difference to me, this shit is easy as pie to write.
Why is pie easy?
Anyway, hopefully smart amongst you clicked on the video above and are currently enjoying the work of some genuinely talented artists rather than soley focusing on the scribblings of some shmoe with the deluded belief that he can write.
But whilst I'm being self-depricating, lets change tack and remember who kickstarted this whole Recap thing back into existence, and not all bow to BoolZ's feet. He may be better than me in every form of writing, including this one and probably anything else I ever attempt, but it's a RobCap, NOT a TyCap.
Jeez he's the most dominant Champion we've seen in UGWC, does he really need everything
Glad I got that off my chest.
Anyway, before I go any further let me explain to you why I have once again had to resort to the RobCap. For anyone that doesn't know, the occupation that funds my pitiful existence on this planet is working at a well known Video Rental Chain. In the last few months I was made Assistant Manager, which didn't mean much more than a pay rise at the time, as I pretty much filled that role. In recent weeks things have got shitty, and in the last week literally so. Half of the staff members have been afflicted by a vicious stomach bug, and last week I worked five 12 hour shifts, and won't get paid any overtime.
This week however has started differently...with a 15 hour shift due to more illness and an inventory.
So that's why you're getting another half assed write up, I had considered putting the explanation in the show feedback section, but didn't you all find that more informative than me trying to find ways to re-describe the recent events of the competitors in this match?
Guess what?
Yup, they're already in the ring, and the match obviously get's underway. Now let me make this clear, Abigail and Duncan do not gel well, it just doesn't happen. I think we all knew this would happen, but what we see in the ring is truly a car crash in terms of team work. Duncan seem's to be of the belief he can win the match on his own, which makes sense given he's trying to break out as a singles star and he ended up being put in a Synergy filler Cooperative Match.
Unfortunately though, the guys across the ring from them, well they have previous in terms of cooperating, and they just take control of the match. Duncan's behaviour actually enrages his own partner so much she can't help but stick her knee into his back on a couple of occasions whilst he runs the ropes. Not the brightest thing to do if you want to win, but at the same time Duncan is a prick, so fair play to the Chaos Champion.
Duncan doesn't spend the whole time in the ring getting double teamed, [insert ref to gayness here]. Abigail also gets time in the ring, and her sole focus just seems to be to cause as much pain as possible, seemingly she gave up on coming out of this with a win as soon as she saw who she'd be teamed with, and any small hope she had was probably eradicated by his behaviour so far in the match.
She gouges at eyes, she exposes turnbuckles and introduces faces to them, she scratches backs, pulls hair, even attempts to bite, but with absolutely no tactical guile. We've described Tyvola as a feral animal in the past, yet it seem's Abigail is doing her best to do a more impressive impersonation, even hazel East isn't safe and she catches a wild elbow from Abi and goes out like a light. Seeign this Marek makes it into the ring to aid his partner, but Duncan doesn't lift a finger to help Abigail, in fact he just drops off the side of the ring and starts heading up the ramp, clearly realising his time, and safety, aren't worth a match that looks like descending into a possible bloodbath.
But as he walks up the ramp, he is passed by Ymir and Sir Roland who make their way into the ring, and catch the Tag team formerly known as War & Peace by surprise and lay them out with an impressive powerbomb and another move I'm not quite sure of right now.
Seeing this Duncan reconsiders his action, as Ymir and Roland continue to attack Zeke and Marek' he cautiously makes his way to ringside, crouching down as to not get into the eyeline of either of Rudo's stooges. He slowly pulls Abi from the ring,. And waits, and as Ymir and Sir Rolan exit the ring, with both Ezekiel and Marek down for the count Duncan slides into the ring, shakes Hazel East awake, and lies over both members of the team formerly known as War and Peace and forces her to count the pinfall.
When he rises his face's expression can only be described as a poo eating grin. Duncan celebrates this cheap victory like a huge achievement. But Lieberjosch would have to point to the tactical genius behind it and Duncan's innate sense of opportunism, two factors that have been present in many a World Champion.
I'd say Duncan Ryder's a prick and that I miss Johnny Blake. I liked Johnny.
Pyrotechnics explode.
The Synergy theme tune blasts into existence, shattering ears with it's awesome riffage.
At this point I wonder whether it's even worth apologising? I think you all know the score, it's been a bad week. Now I did get a volunteer for one match, but due to life being a bitch forgot to take them up on it, and that's lead to what is becoming a somewhat of common occurrence, The RobCap.
At this point, usually Covert Jay, Lieberjosch and the less interesting one would be taking us through what we can expect over the course of the show, and if we're all honest we all know this is just a way for whomever picks up the first match to pad out the show with some easy dialogue. It's not a crime, we've all stretched entrances longer than they need to be to disguise a ridiculously short match. So really, there's not much difference to you if I type some crap, or I just recap all the stuff you already know. But there is a HUGE difference to me, this shit is easy as pie to write.
Why is pie easy?
Anyway, hopefully smart amongst you clicked on the video above and are currently enjoying the work of some genuinely talented artists rather than soley focusing on the scribblings of some shmoe with the deluded belief that he can write.
But whilst I'm being self-depricating, lets change tack and remember who kickstarted this whole Recap thing back into existence, and not all bow to BoolZ's feet. He may be better than me in every form of writing, including this one and probably anything else I ever attempt, but it's a RobCap, NOT a TyCap.
Jeez he's the most dominant Champion we've seen in UGWC, does he really need everything
Glad I got that off my chest.
Anyway, before I go any further let me explain to you why I have once again had to resort to the RobCap. For anyone that doesn't know, the occupation that funds my pitiful existence on this planet is working at a well known Video Rental Chain. In the last few months I was made Assistant Manager, which didn't mean much more than a pay rise at the time, as I pretty much filled that role. In recent weeks things have got shitty, and in the last week literally so. Half of the staff members have been afflicted by a vicious stomach bug, and last week I worked five 12 hour shifts, and won't get paid any overtime.
This week however has started differently...with a 15 hour shift due to more illness and an inventory.
So that's why you're getting another half assed write up, I had considered putting the explanation in the show feedback section, but didn't you all find that more informative than me trying to find ways to re-describe the recent events of the competitors in this match?
Guess what?
Yup, they're already in the ring, and the match obviously get's underway. Now let me make this clear, Abigail and Duncan do not gel well, it just doesn't happen. I think we all knew this would happen, but what we see in the ring is truly a car crash in terms of team work. Duncan seem's to be of the belief he can win the match on his own, which makes sense given he's trying to break out as a singles star and he ended up being put in a Synergy filler Cooperative Match.
Unfortunately though, the guys across the ring from them, well they have previous in terms of cooperating, and they just take control of the match. Duncan's behaviour actually enrages his own partner so much she can't help but stick her knee into his back on a couple of occasions whilst he runs the ropes. Not the brightest thing to do if you want to win, but at the same time Duncan is a prick, so fair play to the Chaos Champion.
Duncan doesn't spend the whole time in the ring getting double teamed, [insert ref to gayness here]. Abigail also gets time in the ring, and her sole focus just seems to be to cause as much pain as possible, seemingly she gave up on coming out of this with a win as soon as she saw who she'd be teamed with, and any small hope she had was probably eradicated by his behaviour so far in the match.
She gouges at eyes, she exposes turnbuckles and introduces faces to them, she scratches backs, pulls hair, even attempts to bite, but with absolutely no tactical guile. We've described Tyvola as a feral animal in the past, yet it seem's Abigail is doing her best to do a more impressive impersonation, even hazel East isn't safe and she catches a wild elbow from Abi and goes out like a light. Seeign this Marek makes it into the ring to aid his partner, but Duncan doesn't lift a finger to help Abigail, in fact he just drops off the side of the ring and starts heading up the ramp, clearly realising his time, and safety, aren't worth a match that looks like descending into a possible bloodbath.
But as he walks up the ramp, he is passed by Ymir and Sir Roland who make their way into the ring, and catch the Tag team formerly known as War & Peace by surprise and lay them out with an impressive powerbomb and another move I'm not quite sure of right now.
Seeing this Duncan reconsiders his action, as Ymir and Roland continue to attack Zeke and Marek' he cautiously makes his way to ringside, crouching down as to not get into the eyeline of either of Rudo's stooges. He slowly pulls Abi from the ring,. And waits, and as Ymir and Sir Rolan exit the ring, with both Ezekiel and Marek down for the count Duncan slides into the ring, shakes Hazel East awake, and lies over both members of the team formerly known as War and Peace and forces her to count the pinfall.
When he rises his face's expression can only be described as a poo eating grin. Duncan celebrates this cheap victory like a huge achievement. But Lieberjosch would have to point to the tactical genius behind it and Duncan's innate sense of opportunism, two factors that have been present in many a World Champion.
I'd say Duncan Ryder's a prick and that I miss Johnny Blake. I liked Johnny.
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