Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 22:12:25 GMT -5
On the last episode of The Browns (not to be confused with Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns) Brandon Brown went back to his hometown to confront the murderer of his old girlfriend. After an almost deadly confrontation, Brandon was approached by a mysterious man who had an offer for Brandon. Brandon took up this offer and he has been gone from Global Impact Wrestling ever since. What happened during his time away? Who was this mysterious man? Find out on the Season 2 premiere of The Browns.
(The Tumbler Batmobile can be seen pulling up to that place Brandon usually stayed at. We can probably at this point assume this is where Brandon lives. It was never just really given away though.)
Brandon: It’s good to be back home.
(If that doesn’t give it away, I don’t know what does.)
Brandon: Yo, get out of the Tumbler. We’re here.
(Out comes a man nobody has seen before.)
Brandon: Banky, what do you think?
Banky: Nice place.
Brandon: It’s the perfect place for me to train you as a wrestler. What other second cousin would do that for you?
Banky: None, I guess.
Brandon: I’m glad to have you. I needed a new guy around here to bounce dialogue off of.
Banky: Thanks.
Brandon: Yeah, it was tough replacing Big B.
(Studio Audience boos.)
Brandon: What? He’s signed to a few appearances this year. Damn people, they still think it’s the Year of the Fatman.
Banky: So you really think that I can be a wrestler in GIW?
Brandon: Yeah, as soon as I fill out your profile in the profile section on the website.
Banky: Sweet.
(The scene switches to inside the house now. Brandon is typing on the computer and Banky is watching television.)
Banky: What are you typing?
Brandon: I’m writing for this e-fed that I’m in.
Banky: What is your e-fed character doing?
Brandon: He’s writing about having his own e-fed character.
Banky: That’s cool. So when are you going to train me to be a wrestler?
Brandon: I actually have to train you. I was just joking earlier when I said this would be the perfect place to train you. I thought you already knew how to wrestle.
Banky: No, I’ve never wrestled before.
Brandon: I always get stuck with idiots. At least you won’t eat all my food. Thankfully I’m done with him for awhile.
(Big B bursts through the door.)
Big B: I’m back.
(Studio Audience cheers.)
Brandon: Fuck.
Big B: Brandon, long time no see. I saw you on Sentinel last week and I knew you were ready to return.
Brandon: No. No. No. No. You aren’t in the supporting role this year. Banky has that job.
Big B: I’ve been replaced. Who the hell is Banky? I’ll kick his ass.
Banky: I’m Banky. It’s nice to meet you, Big B.
Big B: Shut up, you took my place. I can’t like you.
Brandon: Banky is my second cousin. Not exactly sure what he is to you.
Big B: Role stealer.
Banky: I’m sorry to take your spot, Big B. You can have your job back.
Brandon: Son of a bitch. You both get to stay.
Banky and Big B: Yay.
Brandon: Why does God hate me?
Big B: The Year of the Fatman can continue now.
Brandon: Somebody shoot me.
Banky: So can I get some training now.
Big B: What’s he need training for, Brandon?
Brandon: He wants to be a wrestler.
Big B: Sweet. I’ll help train him. He can be my padawan. That way I can feel like a Jedi.
Banky: Awesome. Now I get to guys who can teach me different types of wrestling.
Big B: I’ll teach the power moves while Brandon teaches the speedy highflying moves.
Brandon: I’ll also teach you some submission and puro type moves.
Big B: When did you learn puro type moves.
Brandon: I’ve been training all over the world since I was gone.
Big B: Is that all you did when you were gone? Train. When do I get to hear about your time away?
Brandon: One of these days. There’s a lot to tell from when I was gone. I met some strange new people.
Big B: Have you watched any GIW wrestling since you were away?
Brandon: Nope. I was surprised to see so many new faces when I returned. New guys around every corner. It was kind of freaky. It looks like we have the same Undisputed Champion though. I guess we know who is going to have to defeat him for the belt.
Big B: Me.
Brandon: Ha. Banky has a better chance than you. Somebody will beat Roberts though. It just might have to be me. Somebody else might get to him first though.
Big B: Me.
Brandon: Probably Boolz or Jack Severino or Moss Edwards or somebody like that.
Banky: Can somebody train me already?
(Brandon Superkicks Banky.)
Big B: He’s going to have to get used to that.
Brandon: Always keep an eye open, Banky. Somebody could hit you at any second.
Banky: Okay. (Banky passes out.)
Brandon: I thought that was a good first day lesson.
Big B: I think I had that lesson a few times.
Brandon: I just usually kicked you for being an idiot.
Big B: Did you see the GIW card for this week?
Brandon: I take it that I’m on it.
Big B: Yeah, you’re in a tag team match.
Brandon: So who is the lucky bastard that gets to team up with me?
Big B: JK.
Brandon: Is he any good?
Big B: You better hope so.
Brandon: Who we got?
Big B: The Covenant.
Brandon: The alien dudes from Halo.
Big B: Raenius and KvK.
Brandon: That’s not as fun. Are they good?
Big B: I think one of them is part of the tag champs.
Brandon: Cool. Did you hear that?
Big B: No.
Brandon: I think it came from outside. Go check.
(Big B heads outside and Brandon locks him out.)
Brandon: Ha. He won’t be back.
(Studio Audience boos.)
Brandon: He’s not an important character.
(Big B is banging on the door.)
Big B: Brandon, you locked the door. There’s nothing out here. Hey, you left the keys in the Tumbler.
Brandon: Wait. Don’t touch the Tumbler.
(Brandon runs outside just to see Big B leaving in the Tumbler.)
Brandon: FUCK!!!! This day can’t get any worse.
(Brandon waits for a few seconds.)
Brandon: Really, I thought something really bad was going to happen there. I guess God doesn’t hate me as much as I thought.
(Brandon walks back inside as the camera pans around to one of the trees in Brandon’s yard. A familiar face comes out from behind it.)
Nic Cage: Yes. He does, Brandon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Scene over.)
(The Tumbler Batmobile can be seen pulling up to that place Brandon usually stayed at. We can probably at this point assume this is where Brandon lives. It was never just really given away though.)
Brandon: It’s good to be back home.
(If that doesn’t give it away, I don’t know what does.)
Brandon: Yo, get out of the Tumbler. We’re here.
(Out comes a man nobody has seen before.)
Brandon: Banky, what do you think?
Banky: Nice place.
Brandon: It’s the perfect place for me to train you as a wrestler. What other second cousin would do that for you?
Banky: None, I guess.
Brandon: I’m glad to have you. I needed a new guy around here to bounce dialogue off of.
Banky: Thanks.
Brandon: Yeah, it was tough replacing Big B.
(Studio Audience boos.)
Brandon: What? He’s signed to a few appearances this year. Damn people, they still think it’s the Year of the Fatman.
Banky: So you really think that I can be a wrestler in GIW?
Brandon: Yeah, as soon as I fill out your profile in the profile section on the website.
Banky: Sweet.
(The scene switches to inside the house now. Brandon is typing on the computer and Banky is watching television.)
Banky: What are you typing?
Brandon: I’m writing for this e-fed that I’m in.
Banky: What is your e-fed character doing?
Brandon: He’s writing about having his own e-fed character.
Banky: That’s cool. So when are you going to train me to be a wrestler?
Brandon: I actually have to train you. I was just joking earlier when I said this would be the perfect place to train you. I thought you already knew how to wrestle.
Banky: No, I’ve never wrestled before.
Brandon: I always get stuck with idiots. At least you won’t eat all my food. Thankfully I’m done with him for awhile.
(Big B bursts through the door.)
Big B: I’m back.
(Studio Audience cheers.)
Brandon: Fuck.
Big B: Brandon, long time no see. I saw you on Sentinel last week and I knew you were ready to return.
Brandon: No. No. No. No. You aren’t in the supporting role this year. Banky has that job.
Big B: I’ve been replaced. Who the hell is Banky? I’ll kick his ass.
Banky: I’m Banky. It’s nice to meet you, Big B.
Big B: Shut up, you took my place. I can’t like you.
Brandon: Banky is my second cousin. Not exactly sure what he is to you.
Big B: Role stealer.
Banky: I’m sorry to take your spot, Big B. You can have your job back.
Brandon: Son of a bitch. You both get to stay.
Banky and Big B: Yay.
Brandon: Why does God hate me?
Big B: The Year of the Fatman can continue now.
Brandon: Somebody shoot me.
Banky: So can I get some training now.
Big B: What’s he need training for, Brandon?
Brandon: He wants to be a wrestler.
Big B: Sweet. I’ll help train him. He can be my padawan. That way I can feel like a Jedi.
Banky: Awesome. Now I get to guys who can teach me different types of wrestling.
Big B: I’ll teach the power moves while Brandon teaches the speedy highflying moves.
Brandon: I’ll also teach you some submission and puro type moves.
Big B: When did you learn puro type moves.
Brandon: I’ve been training all over the world since I was gone.
Big B: Is that all you did when you were gone? Train. When do I get to hear about your time away?
Brandon: One of these days. There’s a lot to tell from when I was gone. I met some strange new people.
Big B: Have you watched any GIW wrestling since you were away?
Brandon: Nope. I was surprised to see so many new faces when I returned. New guys around every corner. It was kind of freaky. It looks like we have the same Undisputed Champion though. I guess we know who is going to have to defeat him for the belt.
Big B: Me.
Brandon: Ha. Banky has a better chance than you. Somebody will beat Roberts though. It just might have to be me. Somebody else might get to him first though.
Big B: Me.
Brandon: Probably Boolz or Jack Severino or Moss Edwards or somebody like that.
Banky: Can somebody train me already?
(Brandon Superkicks Banky.)
Big B: He’s going to have to get used to that.
Brandon: Always keep an eye open, Banky. Somebody could hit you at any second.
Banky: Okay. (Banky passes out.)
Brandon: I thought that was a good first day lesson.
Big B: I think I had that lesson a few times.
Brandon: I just usually kicked you for being an idiot.
Big B: Did you see the GIW card for this week?
Brandon: I take it that I’m on it.
Big B: Yeah, you’re in a tag team match.
Brandon: So who is the lucky bastard that gets to team up with me?
Big B: JK.
Brandon: Is he any good?
Big B: You better hope so.
Brandon: Who we got?
Big B: The Covenant.
Brandon: The alien dudes from Halo.
Big B: Raenius and KvK.
Brandon: That’s not as fun. Are they good?
Big B: I think one of them is part of the tag champs.
Brandon: Cool. Did you hear that?
Big B: No.
Brandon: I think it came from outside. Go check.
(Big B heads outside and Brandon locks him out.)
Brandon: Ha. He won’t be back.
(Studio Audience boos.)
Brandon: He’s not an important character.
(Big B is banging on the door.)
Big B: Brandon, you locked the door. There’s nothing out here. Hey, you left the keys in the Tumbler.
Brandon: Wait. Don’t touch the Tumbler.
(Brandon runs outside just to see Big B leaving in the Tumbler.)
Brandon: FUCK!!!! This day can’t get any worse.
(Brandon waits for a few seconds.)
Brandon: Really, I thought something really bad was going to happen there. I guess God doesn’t hate me as much as I thought.
(Brandon walks back inside as the camera pans around to one of the trees in Brandon’s yard. A familiar face comes out from behind it.)
Nic Cage: Yes. He does, Brandon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Scene over.)