Post by Lord Hastings on Jan 30, 2012 21:55:19 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Infinity!
Lieberjosch: Tonight, eight men will compete in the Global Challenge, and the winner will be the new World Heavyweight Champion!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: And that's not all, there will be three championshis on the line, including Moss Edwards defending the Cross-Hemisphere Championship against Marek Daisuke, and the Piercing Weapons will challenge for the Cooperative Championship.
Lieberjosch: Not to mention the Chaos Championship, which is where we're going to get started tonight!
Strobe lights start up, right about the time that the music hits, hard and fast and heavy as Shiner starts playing. Smoke has filled the floor of the stage and then she bursts through it, heading straight for the ring. She walks swiftly and with purpose and jumps up on the ring, grabbing the top rope and flipping herself into the ring over the top rope. She adjusts anything that needs adjusting and waits for her opponent.
Dennis: Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Chaos Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Charleston, South Carolina, the Devil's Daughter, ABIGAILL KNIIIIIGHHHTTTT!!!
Vinegar: This is a return match from Horizons for Abby Knight, the former Chaos Champion, who originally won the title after ending the lengthy reign of the Natural Born Killer.
Covert Jay: Whatever happened to that guy? Just buggered off?
A Dijerido is heard playing in the arena as a shot of some kangaroos bounding off into the sunset is shown on the globotron before the opening Riff for "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again" by The Angels takes over the P.A. system as "the original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth and lifting the Chaos Title aloft in the air.
Dennis: And her opponent, he is the reigning and defending Chaos Champion, currently residing in Townsville, North Queensland, Australia, the Original Aboriginal, PAUL COOCKKKATOOOOOOO!!!
Covert Jay: That drummer from that band!
As Cockatoo walks down, he highfives a couple of fans, and manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and leads the crowd in the fan favourite 'NO WAY, GET FUCKED, FUCK OFF' chant of the song, before Knight tackles him to the mat.
DING DING!!!
Vinegar: The challenger clearly had had enough of all that, Owen Peterson getting the match officially underway, not that Abigail Knight seems to care either way.
Lieberjosch: She's raining blow after blow on Cockatoo, who's trying to shield his face as best he can, and manages to push her off and roll away.
Vinegar: Knight going right back after her MIGHTY MANGLED MUPPETS!!!
Lieberjosch: Cockatoo managed to grab hold of the Chaos Title, just spun and smashed Knight in the face with it!
Vinegar: And it's legal under Chaos rules, he covers, Owen Peterson nudge the title out of the ring with his foot and counts!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Knight kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Cockatoo rolls out of the ring, lifting the apron to search under the ring, you never know what you might find down there.
Vinegar: He won't get the chance, as Knight launches herself over the top rope with a corkscrew somersault, taking Cockatoo out at ringside!
Lieberjosch: Now Knight goes under the ring, comes out with a light tube!
Covert Jay: And she smashes it over the back of Cockatoo!
Vinegar: Tosses the shattered remains in her hand aside, pushes Cockatoo in, slides in and covers!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Cockatoo gets the shoulder up!
Lieberjosch: Knight pulls him up, whips him off the ropes, but he ducks under a clothesline attempt!
Covert Jay: BOOMERANG!!!
Vinegar: Turning Knight inside out with that clothesline, and now drops her with a DDT.
Lieberjosch: Cockatoo back to the outside, grabs the Chaos Title off the table in front of Claude de Rhombus.
Covert Jay: Timekeeper extraordinaire.
Vinegar: Cockatoo back in, swings the title at Knight, she ducks it!
Lieberjosch: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!
Covert Jay: She's reading him a bedtime story?
Lieberjosch: She may as well, he looks to be out.
Vinegar: She covers!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Cockatoo gets the shoulder up!
Lieberjosch: The Devil's Daughter staring at the dropped Chaos Title, now starts to pull Cockatoo back up.
Vinegar: He starts fighting with right hands, but she catches him with a knee lift.
Covert Jay: ANGEL'S WINGS ONTO THE BELT!!!
Vinegar: Knight covers!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, and the NEW Chaos Champion...ABIGAIL KNIGHT!!!!
Vinegar: Abigail Knight wins back the Chaos Title!
Lieberjosch: And with the dark attitude she portrays, it could be a long time before she loses it!
Vinegar: Already a new champion crowned, we're just getting started here at Infinity, the first round of the Global Challenge is next!!!
Abigail Knight - 8
Paul Cockatoo - 5