Post by Red Bull Icon on Jul 26, 2009 0:12:51 GMT -5
Quote:We join this actual BoolZ roleplay as Atter in progress. To recap we were introduced young twenty something secretary running late on her way to work. She gets in the elevator on the bottom floor of her office building, and on the next floor picks up Atter and Olivia. Atter hits all 42 buttons, then goes from a calm look to amused, to overwhelming joy, to freakish smile all while looking at the woman and thinking about a big surprise for Olivia. The woman decided to take the stairs. Once she was out of the elevator Atter cuts the wettest stinkyest most repulsive fart anyone’s ever smelled, and the roleplay ends.
Olivia- Atter it wasn’t funny the first time you did that.
To which received the following feedback.
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Dude tell me the fart wasn’t the surprise. Aside from that I really think this was your best yet.
Quote:Atter Wrote
Well thanks, for spoiling, the story, fuck now, I have to, go rethink, my entire, ark!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Sorry? Honestly though if that was your ‘arc’ you should be thanking me.
Quote:Atter Wrote
Oh yeah, I guess maybe, I should, be thanking, you. I wish, I had, all day, to think, about efed, characters, in a, shitty fed, I asked, very prominent, roleplayers, from a fed, where I’m, the top, heel, and they, all think, I should, be champion, it’s not my, fault I work, a full, part time schedule, and then, have to, go swim, in Speedos, after I, shave my, pube. Oh, wait, you’re probably, going to, bag on, me for, that now, two, right!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
No. But if you’re that busy then maybe you shouldn’t over commit yourself. It’s just an efed.
Quote:Atter Wrote
I know. Listen, I’m, sorry, give me, one more, chance, I know I, fucked up, before, repeatedly, but this, time i,t will be, different. I have, a bunch of, good new, ideas, and I, think, will lead me, to the title.
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
OK?
Quote:Atter Wrote
SEE, that’s, what I’m, talking about, it’s all a conspiracy, I’m, just, better than, everyone, else, so Admin, has to, try to, keep me, down. It’s not, my fault, Edmonton, has the, best wrestling, fans, in the, world, so I want to, do a show, there. You know, what, fuck it, I quit!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
OK?
Quote:Random Fedder Wrote
Yeah!
Quote:Another Disposable Character Wrote
Oh thank the great lord above.
Quote:Atter Wrote
Hey, I’m sorry, I’m ready, to come back. I’ve just, been, under a, great deal, of pressure, and stress. When will, I get, a second, pube? Hey, you, know what, I don’t care, yeah, I don’t, need this, it’s not, my fault. I quit again! Wait, no, I’m back again, I missed, this place, please, I know, we can, make it, work.
Quote:Moderator Wrote
People, you may not think I read everything on this board but I do. I also read everything on every other board, and can tell when something is a rehash. Atter has been banned, and eventually when Admin does something in a writing capacity I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Atter died the horrible dishonorable death he deserves.
Quote:Admin Wrote
I’m going to shoot that window licker mongoloid up Marlo’s huge ass chinklette. I told everyone what a waist of sperm this guy was, but nothing happened.
Quote:Ox Head Wrote
Walrus vaginas are deep and the perfect place to test message board features.
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Alright, I’m lost. What happened?
Quote:Atter Wrote
What happened, is fuck, you all, I'm going, to go count, my pube, and jerk, my dangle, then, go to, sleep, because, I work, to much, and hard!!!!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Ok?
Olivia- Atter it wasn’t funny the first time you did that.
To which received the following feedback.
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Dude tell me the fart wasn’t the surprise. Aside from that I really think this was your best yet.
Quote:Atter Wrote
Well thanks, for spoiling, the story, fuck now, I have to, go rethink, my entire, ark!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Sorry? Honestly though if that was your ‘arc’ you should be thanking me.
Quote:Atter Wrote
Oh yeah, I guess maybe, I should, be thanking, you. I wish, I had, all day, to think, about efed, characters, in a, shitty fed, I asked, very prominent, roleplayers, from a fed, where I’m, the top, heel, and they, all think, I should, be champion, it’s not my, fault I work, a full, part time schedule, and then, have to, go swim, in Speedos, after I, shave my, pube. Oh, wait, you’re probably, going to, bag on, me for, that now, two, right!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
No. But if you’re that busy then maybe you shouldn’t over commit yourself. It’s just an efed.
Quote:Atter Wrote
I know. Listen, I’m, sorry, give me, one more, chance, I know I, fucked up, before, repeatedly, but this, time i,t will be, different. I have, a bunch of, good new, ideas, and I, think, will lead me, to the title.
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
OK?
Quote:Atter Wrote
SEE, that’s, what I’m, talking about, it’s all a conspiracy, I’m, just, better than, everyone, else, so Admin, has to, try to, keep me, down. It’s not, my fault, Edmonton, has the, best wrestling, fans, in the, world, so I want to, do a show, there. You know, what, fuck it, I quit!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
OK?
Quote:Random Fedder Wrote
Yeah!
Quote:Another Disposable Character Wrote
Oh thank the great lord above.
Quote:Atter Wrote
Hey, I’m sorry, I’m ready, to come back. I’ve just, been, under a, great deal, of pressure, and stress. When will, I get, a second, pube? Hey, you, know what, I don’t care, yeah, I don’t, need this, it’s not, my fault. I quit again! Wait, no, I’m back again, I missed, this place, please, I know, we can, make it, work.
Quote:Moderator Wrote
People, you may not think I read everything on this board but I do. I also read everything on every other board, and can tell when something is a rehash. Atter has been banned, and eventually when Admin does something in a writing capacity I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Atter died the horrible dishonorable death he deserves.
Quote:Admin Wrote
I’m going to shoot that window licker mongoloid up Marlo’s huge ass chinklette. I told everyone what a waist of sperm this guy was, but nothing happened.
Quote:Ox Head Wrote
Walrus vaginas are deep and the perfect place to test message board features.
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Alright, I’m lost. What happened?
Quote:Atter Wrote
What happened, is fuck, you all, I'm going, to go count, my pube, and jerk, my dangle, then, go to, sleep, because, I work, to much, and hard!!!!
Quote:BoolZ Wrote
Ok?
