Post by Jezebel Saint on Jan 7, 2014 2:47:02 GMT -5
Name: Montgomery Kent
DOB: July 18, 1983
Area of Responsibility: VP for the DMW NOLA Chapter
Nickname: “Bloodhound”
Pic base: Norman Reedus
Appearance: Bloodhound sometimes makes the statement that he weighs the same as he did when he was in the ring, Cypress usually commenting that that may be the case but it's not all in the same spot. So there you have it. A tall guy with broad shoulders, and the beginnings of what used to be completely flat and toned... not so flat and toned anymore. He still works out, just not to the degree he used to, which is probably why there's only “beginnings” and not full on “wow wtf happened to you?”. Bloodhound keeps his dark brown hair shorter than most of the DMW guys (exception Chaos), but it's still fairly unkempt and scraggly. He doesn't sport a full beard but constantly has stubble. Bloodhound is usually in blue jeans and a t-shirt with a garage/work shirt over it. Black boots and his Cuts and he's good to go.
Height: 6'4
Weight: 240 lbs
Hometown: Devil's Head, North Carolina
Associates: Cypress and the rest of the DMW
Fighting Style: Brawler
Personality: Bloodhound is country and all that entails. He may have left North Carolina, but the mountains never quite left him. He speaks with a drawl and makes it a point to keep his twang. Bloodhound is extremely loyal and Cypress trusts him completely. Jezebel looks at him like a brother, and at times he can get under her skin like no one else, but she forgives him. Eventually. In a lot of cases, he's Cypress' conscience. Bloodhound was also possibly a Wall Street broker in another life. He's constantly looking for new ways to make or scam up money. Deals, bets, you name it, he's behind it. If ever something should “fall off a truck” he's there to make the deal. Bloodhound is generally easygoing and laidback, but once angered it's hard to calm him down and usually ends in violence.
Biography: In Bloodhound's early teens, his parents moved from North Carolina to South Carolina where he met Cypress. The two disliked each other at first but eventually became friends (after several knock down drag outs). When Cypress began his training as a professional wrestler, Bloodhound was right there with him and the two of them trained with Bryan Bryn Bryson and A-Dogg. Bloodhound is a former uCw Universal Champion and a multi-time King of Hardcore. He and Cypress went on to dominate the tag team divisions in multiple feds. He was once a member of the fabled Order of Chaos along with Cypress, Bryson, and Raenius (who was known as Gothik at the time) and was the one who trained and brought in Chassie Fear (a small tidbit that Jezebel still brings up to this day, usually when she's pissed at him. He quickly retorts that it was 'storyline purposes only.). A match with Raenius resulted in his knee being severely injured. Bloodhound worked through the injury and returned for a short time, retiring completely afterward due to multiple injuries. He now sees to the day-to-day running of Black Cat Customs, Cypress' DMW garage and is Dyson's godfather.
Post by Jezebel Saint on Jan 7, 2014 3:15:13 GMT -5
Name: Ashley Julio Enrique Ferdinand Gutierrez III (There's a reason he goes by A-Dogg)
DOB: 2/19/1981
Area of Responsibility: DMW Sergeant-at-Arms (National)
Nickname: “A-Dogg”
Pic base: David Labrava "Happy" from Sons of Anarchy
Appearance: A-Dogg is generally seen wearing jeans with a couple of long chains connecting the front pockets to the back, one likely with a wallet on the end of it. He usually sports a solid white t-shirt under his Cuts and white sneakers, not boots like the other guys. A-Dogg is completely bald and has what constantly looks to be the beginnings of a goatee but it never becomes anything more. A-Dogg is covered in tattoos. Arms, upper body, and even the top of his head.
Height: 6'0
Weight: 225 lbs
Hometown: Ponce, Puerto Rico
Associates: Cypress and the rest of the DMW
Fighting Style: Technical and submission
Personality: There are very few people who will say they'll take a bullet for Cypress Morgan, much less do it. A-Dogg has done it. Twice. A-Dogg is extremely loyal to those he cares about, which would include the entire Morgan household. He's a complete smart ass with an explosive temper, which sometimes doesn't meld with his tech savvy ways. A-Dogg is the one who sets up all of the DMW's security feeds and takes care of any sort of tech issue the club or those connected with it may come up with. He usually has some new gadget he's tinkering or playing with close at hand. Jez also tends to find him more helpful around the house than Cypress usually is.
Biography: A-Dogg's grandparents (who had custody of him at a young age) moved him away from Puerto Rico and to the United States, specifically South Carolina, to make a better life for him and them. A-Dogg is Cypress Morgan's oldest friend. The two met when they were 5, and that meeting ended in one of the bloodiest brawls a sandbox has ever seen. The two of them emerged from this as friends and stayed that way. A-Dogg's body is scarred with reminders of a troubled youth as a one-time gang banger. He was in and out of juvie constantly until his grandfather, on his deathbed, made him promise to turn his life around. And he did. He started doing something productive with his life, going on with Cypress and Bloodhound to train in wrestling. Whereas the other two flourished in this sport, A-Dogg felt like he was missing something. He never even made his debut, instead, leaving his friends to join the military. When he got out of the military, he moved in with Cypress. Once Cypress and Jez got married, he moved down to New Orleans with them, moving into their boathouse to be near the man and the family he's sworn to protect.
Last Edit: Jan 7, 2014 3:16:58 GMT -5 by Jezebel Saint
Post by Jezebel Saint on Jan 24, 2014 1:24:37 GMT -5
Name: Jettinia Summerfield
Pic Base: Walton Goggins from Sons of Anarchy and Justified
Appearance: Jettinia is an odd character. Her face is a bit more masculine than she would like, but that makes sense since she was born a he. That's okay, she tends to make up for it with a skillful application of makeup. She has wavy brown hair that reaches just past her shoulders, long enough to ensure she gets a sassy flip out of it once in a while, but not so long she's mistaken for one of those really "churchy" women. You know the type. Hazel eyes usually framed by thick and yet natural-looking false eyelashes, eyebrows plucked to perfection, and precisely manicured nails are her best accessories. She doesn't wear a lot of jewelry, especially necklaces, generally choosing to let her... assets... do the talking for her. Everything Jettinia wears is low-cut. She'd never be caught dead in a sweatshirt, but if there were a catastrophe and she had to wear one... it would be low-cut. Why? She paid for those tits and she's gonna show them off. They are fabulous tits, btw, just in case you were wondering. Anyway- low cut tops and pencil skirts are favored clothing items. She also loves heels with seamed stockings, but generally keeps their height fairly modest since she's already tall to start with.
Height: 6'0
Weight: Rude!
Hometown: She's a Georgia peach from Savannah.
Personality: A hooker with a heart of gold. Yeah, you read that right. Excuse me, former hooker. Jettinia extremely sassy, a smart ass, and a flirt (with members of either gender), but she's a softie as well. She'll listen to anyone spin their sad tale and cue the violins while she cries for their hardships. She has an extreme southern drawl, almost like it's put on, but she'd never stoop to something so fake. Would she? Jettinia is ever the lady... until someone pisses her off. Then she has an extreme temper and sometimes her voice may deepen a little... it's kinda disconcerting, but it all works out in the end and she reverts back to the genteel, quick-witted lady she was before.
Biography: Jettinia was a woman born into a man's body. Raised by a strict, southern Baptist family and knowing she didn't belong, Jettinia had a hard time growing up. She was bullied and teased at school and at home, to the point she debated suicide. Instead, she packed her bags at 18 and left her home in Savannah for the big city life of Atlanta. It was a tough life on the street, and Jettinia was soon turning tricks for food and shelter. At the time, she was going by the name "Crystal". She managed to save up enough money to get a place and immediately set out to change her circumstances and better herself. She began to market herself to the more discerning gentlemen, men willing to pay much more and generally, treat her better. In this way, she worked her way up, finally able to afford the surgeries and treatments her heart so desired, to transform her body on the outside to match her inside. She was well on her way to becoming the goddess she had always wanted to be... when she fell in love. The relationship quickly became abusive, her lover taking her for everything she had and even laying hands on her. One night, when she was afraid he might kill her, she left home and wandered through the streets. It was there that she saw a magazine detailing the most powerful men of that year. Jet Somers was one of them. The article detailed how he had changed his life and at the same time, turned the world he belonged to upside down. It also mentioned that he looked pretty good in a dress. Jettinia was inspired, and so "Crystal" became Jettinia, and she decided then and there she wouldn't return home. In the morning, she packed her things, got what money together she had left, and departed Atlanta for New Orleans. Things began to look up again for her and she had quite the business for many years, almost building up for that final surgery (for those of you who don't quite get it... she's got the boobs... but not the rest. K? Kay.) when she fell in love again. And the cycle repeated itself. This time, she found herself on the doorstep of Sainted Hope, Jezebel Saint's shelter for women in NOLA. She quickly wormed her way into the affections of Jezebel, as well as Xandy, and is now living happily in New Orleans in an apartment of her own, no longer turning tricks, and is Xandy's assistant in running the adult toy store that connects to Chaos' strip club, Mixxxie's. A real fairy tale.
Last Edit: Jan 24, 2014 1:33:33 GMT -5 by Jezebel Saint
Appearance: Heinz is a colossal German dude with a bald head and a huge, bushy, reddish beard.
Height: Unknown, but in excess of seven feet.
Weight: Unknown, possibly 350 or more pounds.
Hometown: Somewhere in Germany
Associates: The Devil's Most Wanted motorcycle club, especially >\/<
Fighting Style: Brawler/Power
Personality: He's not especially bright, and the language and cultural differences between his homeland and the United States cause him endless confusion. He's focused almost exclusively on the security of the Clubhouse, so he pretty much ignores anything that's not related to his job.
Biography: Heinz suffered many years of indignity as hired muscle/enforcer for >\/<, back when Your Mom's Favorite Wrestler was a rich bastard. Klaus threw money around like Gian Jones does at Mixxie's, only he did it anywhere and everywhere he went. Through the upheaval during >\/<'s divorce a couple of years back, Heinz's work visa renewal papers were misplaced and the deadline passed. The United States Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) was shockingly and uncharacteristically effective in their duty, and Zimmy got his gargantuan ass deported not unlike Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor Babu Bhat. He spent some years back in Germany, doing things which I don't really give a shit about, but also growing one hell of an impressive beard!
Okay, that's enough back story. Fast forward to today;
In his infinite wisdom, camaraderie, incredible leadership, and gracious generosity, Cypress Morgan promoted >\/< to the rank of Sergent-At-Arms. Intending to take the position seriously and respond accordingly to the myriad of threats to the Clubhouse, Klaus recognized the need for a stronger security presence about the place. Therefore, he set his Legal Advisor to a task of the utmost importance. Through legal wrangling, masterful pulling of strings, and awe-inspiring loopholing, El Mucho Gordo came through in a big way. He got Heinz Zimmermann re-immigrated and shit, homie! Then >\/< assigned him the task of being a security guard to patrol in and around the property.
Due to the essential nature of his duties, Heinz very nearly NEVER leaves the Clubhouse. It's cool, though. He was issued a cell phone, and a flashlight. Also possibly several guns and an axe. Perhaps a flamethrower. I'm not at liberty to confirm nor deny anything. You understand, of course. Security protocol, bish!
Post by DrunkenBuzzsaw on Feb 20, 2014 18:34:17 GMT -5
Added some entrance music for Lucky, in case that tranny lovin' fucker ever gets in the ring.
2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career
Post by Harley Addams on Oct 18, 2014 23:53:59 GMT -5
Name: Squidgey
Area of Responsibility: A Damn Good Backwoods Mechanic Pic base: Les Claypool, “My Name is Mud”
Appearance: You blind? You see the damn pic, doncha? He’s a man that works for a damn living. Dirt under the nails, constant knuckle scrapes and gashes covered by super glue/duct tape/electrical tape/scotch tape… whatever’s handy to stop bleeding all over the bike. Salts in blood are no good for chrome and Band-Aids just get in the way of man’s work. Confederate Kepi (hat) is crooked to one side or back, but never off his head. Even to sleep. Once a few curious DMW thought it would be fun to try to snatch his hat off his head while he was sleeping. An hour later Squidgey was back to his usual blissful snoring, fast asleep, leaving his compatriots with a few missing teeth. He frequently wears navy blue coveralls. His teeth are stained and usually has a lump of chew to one side of his cheek.
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 175ish
Hometown: New Orleans, Louisiana
Associates: The Devil's Most Wanted motorcycle club.
Fighting Style: Fisticuffs
Personality: He’s a fight startin scrapper. Diving into fights, startin fights, not always ending fights. He’s a fiercely loyal, fun lovin, adventurous, inventive guy. Having only passed the 5th grade but always the tinkerer, he can make parts from damn near anything. He’s a simple man: There is right (DMW), and there is wrong (you).
Last Edit: Oct 18, 2014 23:57:40 GMT -5 by Harley Addams
