Post by Alex Kiseragi on Aug 6, 2009 7:29:34 GMT -5
Sentinel - 04/10/08
Winner Selects Stipulation
For Distant Whispers Match
Alex Kiseragi
vs.
Brandon Brown
Referee: Travis Roberts
Winner: Brandon Brown
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We join Alex laid out on a long black leather couch in his San Francisco apartment, clad in just a pair of long black shorts and an old athletic grey t-shirt, his feet resting up on the high arm at the far end. A glass of ice cold Dr Pepper rests on the laminate floor in easy reach of his left hand and a half eaten pack of chocolate chip cookies is tucked between his leg and the back cushions of the seat in similarly easily access of his right hand.
It’s a lazy Thursday afternoon and The Dragon is looking decidedly human as he casually brushes crumbs from his chest to everywhere in the immediate area and tries to straighten out the newspaper page which has again, annoyingly flopped back out of sight. A flick of the wrist returns some tension to the cheap paper and Alex continues to idly read through the local news stories, varying in interest and more so in accuracy.
Turning the page once more a small and otherwise normal headline catches his eye, drawing him with the familiarity of it’s content.
GiW Superstar Comes Out of The Closet
“Huh, I didn’t hear anything about this…Unless they’re just talking about Hastings finally getting out of the Janitor’s closet. Must be a slow news day.”
His interest peaked, Alex reads on.
‘GiW Superstar ’The Dragon’ Alex Kiseragi (26)…’
Alex’s brow furrows for a moment before his eyes open wide. “…What?”
‘…recently admitted to friends and co-workers at top professional wrestling company Global Impact Wrestling, to being homosexual.’
“When did I do that?” he asked despite the lack of anyone being around to answer, his voice’s pitch raising unintentionally as he laughed in utter astonishment.
‘The San Franciscan native of Japanese heritage is said to have finally opened up in emotional and in some cases tearful meeting with fellow wrestlers including Marek Daisuke and Ezekial Pax, better known as War and Peace, The Crimson Ghost, company Owner Declan Prescott and upcoming opponent Brandon Brown.’
“Brandon…you fucker.” Alex shakes his head chuckling and smiling ear to ear at the way the story seemed to have appeared from nowhere.
‘Brandon Brown (21) commented in a recent promotion that the confession did not come as a surprise to him as he had never seen him with a woman.’
“Oh well I’m so sorry. Do I have to parade around with my cock out like Chris Austin for people to think I’m straight? Sorry but my Mum paid attention to me as a child.”
‘The two time Heavyweight champion also added that he feared being anally raped by the guy from San Francisco.’
“Oh yeeeeeeeeah, because the city actually turns you gay. They put gay in the water. True story.”
‘It is still to be seen how this will effect Alex’s standing with his fan base and within the company.’
With one final hearty laugh and devouring another cookie whole, The Dragon closes the newspaper and sits up, folding the news rag and putting it down on the glass coffee table. He starts to speak, as if addressing a camera although there is of course, non there.
“So I’m gay now huh? You know what? It doesn’t even bother me, not one little bit. In fact, I think it’s pretty good knowing I’m surrounded by such small minded individuals. So, go ahead, think what you like. I’m going to look at it this way, gay or not, I’ve still pinned half of you out there. You wanna go around telling people you got beat up by a fag? Go for it. Then you can tell people how that fag beat you again this week, and got the match of his choice at his first Heavyweight title shot. Then how he did it again and that fag took your belt in front of thousands of fans in London. Cool huh?”
With that he puts his feet up onto the table, sweeps his drink up off the floor and turns on the TV, still smiling unbelievingly at the story.
Winner Selects Stipulation
For Distant Whispers Match
Alex Kiseragi
vs.
Brandon Brown
Referee: Travis Roberts
Winner: Brandon Brown
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We join Alex laid out on a long black leather couch in his San Francisco apartment, clad in just a pair of long black shorts and an old athletic grey t-shirt, his feet resting up on the high arm at the far end. A glass of ice cold Dr Pepper rests on the laminate floor in easy reach of his left hand and a half eaten pack of chocolate chip cookies is tucked between his leg and the back cushions of the seat in similarly easily access of his right hand.
It’s a lazy Thursday afternoon and The Dragon is looking decidedly human as he casually brushes crumbs from his chest to everywhere in the immediate area and tries to straighten out the newspaper page which has again, annoyingly flopped back out of sight. A flick of the wrist returns some tension to the cheap paper and Alex continues to idly read through the local news stories, varying in interest and more so in accuracy.
Turning the page once more a small and otherwise normal headline catches his eye, drawing him with the familiarity of it’s content.
GiW Superstar Comes Out of The Closet
“Huh, I didn’t hear anything about this…Unless they’re just talking about Hastings finally getting out of the Janitor’s closet. Must be a slow news day.”
His interest peaked, Alex reads on.
‘GiW Superstar ’The Dragon’ Alex Kiseragi (26)…’
Alex’s brow furrows for a moment before his eyes open wide. “…What?”
‘…recently admitted to friends and co-workers at top professional wrestling company Global Impact Wrestling, to being homosexual.’
“When did I do that?” he asked despite the lack of anyone being around to answer, his voice’s pitch raising unintentionally as he laughed in utter astonishment.
‘The San Franciscan native of Japanese heritage is said to have finally opened up in emotional and in some cases tearful meeting with fellow wrestlers including Marek Daisuke and Ezekial Pax, better known as War and Peace, The Crimson Ghost, company Owner Declan Prescott and upcoming opponent Brandon Brown.’
“Brandon…you fucker.” Alex shakes his head chuckling and smiling ear to ear at the way the story seemed to have appeared from nowhere.
‘Brandon Brown (21) commented in a recent promotion that the confession did not come as a surprise to him as he had never seen him with a woman.’
“Oh well I’m so sorry. Do I have to parade around with my cock out like Chris Austin for people to think I’m straight? Sorry but my Mum paid attention to me as a child.”
‘The two time Heavyweight champion also added that he feared being anally raped by the guy from San Francisco.’
“Oh yeeeeeeeeah, because the city actually turns you gay. They put gay in the water. True story.”
‘It is still to be seen how this will effect Alex’s standing with his fan base and within the company.’
With one final hearty laugh and devouring another cookie whole, The Dragon closes the newspaper and sits up, folding the news rag and putting it down on the glass coffee table. He starts to speak, as if addressing a camera although there is of course, non there.
“So I’m gay now huh? You know what? It doesn’t even bother me, not one little bit. In fact, I think it’s pretty good knowing I’m surrounded by such small minded individuals. So, go ahead, think what you like. I’m going to look at it this way, gay or not, I’ve still pinned half of you out there. You wanna go around telling people you got beat up by a fag? Go for it. Then you can tell people how that fag beat you again this week, and got the match of his choice at his first Heavyweight title shot. Then how he did it again and that fag took your belt in front of thousands of fans in London. Cool huh?”
With that he puts his feet up onto the table, sweeps his drink up off the floor and turns on the TV, still smiling unbelievingly at the story.