Post by Jet Somers on May 17, 2014 21:32:44 GMT -5
Opening video package:
This really got me inspired. I like how there's this uprising in the kingdom feel to it. Standing out, of course, is Bray Wyatt's continued psychological assault on John Cena. I really wish I had time to follow this stuff throughout the month.
RVD vs Cesaro vs Jack Swagger
Prediction: Cesaro
Want: RVD
This will be my first time watching Extreme Rules... what are they? There don't seem to be any extreme things going on.
I don't know Swagger, but him and his valet dude look kinda fucking stupid.
When I first started reading Ooley, Heyman is the personality I pictured.
I still don't know a lot about Cesaro either. RVD seems to still be in top condition, I remember him being one of my new favorites on my way out of being a wrestling fan.
Everytime I see the Cesaro Swing it cracks me up, but this match is kinda boring.
Why does everyone have to have their own name for the ankle lock? There doesn't seem to be much variation on it, but everyone calls it the (name) Lock. It's a god damn ankle lock. You don't see Kane call the Irish Whip the Kane Whip, and then Roman Reigns call it the Roman Whip.
Lol Cesaro is rag dolling RVD.
Stop chanting ECW, they haven't done anything worthy yet.
20 minutes into Extreme Rules, we finally see our first weapon.
Well that match was certainly 'extreme.'
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Backstage shit
Stephanie sounds so unconvincing when she says 'The Demon Kane.' She says it like a name, not a title.
WTF was that Bolieve shit?
PUTIN!!
Alexandr Rusev vs Xavier Woods and RTruth
Prediction: Rusev
Want: Truth and Woods
Are these all triple threat matches? Also, when did USA vs Russia wrestlers become a thing again?
You would think with the way Rusev telegraphs every big move with that stupid roar-pop, a quick wrestler like Truth would be able to easily anticipate his big slow movements.
Well that was a quick boring match. This is a PPV? It feels like a really dull Smackdown.
IC Championship
Bad Bews Barret vs Big E
Prediction: Big E
Want: Bad News Barret
For some reason, BNB reminds me of Klaus.
One of the announcers just said "Barret is a multiple time IC champion, so he understands you can only win by pinning him in the ring or making him submit."
Wow...
I also now know, thanks to the repitition of the announcers, that Bad News Barret's schtick is delivering bad news. Thanks guys. I wouldn't have gotten that on my own without being told ten or twenty times.
Spear through the ropes! Awesome.
Yawn. What an extreme match that was.
Evolution vs The Shield
Prediction: The Shield
Want: Evolution
Good solid stuff so far. Nothing new, but nothing bad.
Oh god... here comes Ambrose. I hate this guy.
HHH sidestepped Reigns and the announcer called it a veteran move... getting out of the way of an rushing opponent... that takes years of experience.
LOL Boo Tista! Boo Tista!
That RKO was awesome!
I think one of the announcers has just said "The referee has let a lot of shit go by!"
Ok, now that it's spilled into the crowd, this match is officially awesome.
Look at this idiot in the blue shirt crotch chopping.
That suicide jump from rollins would have been a lot more impressive if Orton hadn't looked around for him first.
GOD DAMN I LOVE THAT SUPER MAN PUNCH!
John Cena vs Bray Wyatt
Prediction: Wyatt
Want: FUCKING WYATT
God damn I been waiting for this match. I love how Wyatt is gaining followers and slowly winning over Cena's fans. It's so fucking awesome and sinister. I AM A MEMBER OF THE WYATT CULT!!!
OMG PEOPLE ARE FUCKING BOOING JOHN CENA. This is WONDERFUL!
God, the entrance, the confidence, the simple brilliance. I LOVE the Wyatt Family.
Oh, Abigail Whip reveresed into a Cena Whip!
I love that in order to escape, he has to go through Rowan and Harper.
Look at Wyatt conducting the crowd. This is beautiful!
Creepy crawl to the door!
OMFG, they just called Bray an extortionist. ~facepalm~ Welcome back to the Silverdome.
HAHAHA ROWAN CLOSED THE DOOR ON CENA.
Like, fucking nope.
This match has so many great twists and turns. Harper in the cage, Rowan guarding the door. Big spots off the sides of the cage. This is going to be the match of the night.
I love all the bodies lying around, especially Rowan on the top.
WTF JUST HAPPENED??
WHO IS THIS CREEPYFUCKINGKID??? HOLY SHIT WTF??? OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS FUCKING CREEPY
SOME LITTLE HALF PINT JUST MADE JOHN CENA SHIT HIS PANTS
Look at these monsters walking hand in hand with that evil little kid.
That... was fucking... awesome.
Analysts:
I like this format, makes it feel like a legit sports program like you see in the NFL or something.
LOL JBElf and Micro Cole
Tamina Snuka vs Paige
Prediction: Snuka
Want: Paige
Holy shit, Paige is fucking hot. I love the black hair/pale skin look. Rawr.
Holy shit that airplane spin into the barrier
Dat scorpion crosslock!
Ok, I need a piece of this chick. Hottest diva I've seen in a while.
Is this kid going to be a permanent fixture with the Wyatts? Cuz... wow.
WWE Championship
Kane vs Daniel BRyan
Prediction: Bryan
Want: Bryan
I kinda like this idea of Stephanie unleashing a monster that she can't now control.
This is a good HC match, but wtf is up with the sound backstage?
I love the cars getting tore up. Especially when Kane punched out the window.
They better not be planning a pinfall with the forklift. It's been done.
Multiple times.
LOL @ Bryan driving him out to the ring.
That dump into the ring would have been better if it didn't look like Kane rolled himself off.
I love it when Bryan goes ham... the kendo stick, then the chair.
I want to see the Yes Movement vs the Wyatt Message. Dont they have history?
KANE'S GOT GAS!
ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO GET TO SEE A FLAMING TABLE?
Wait... did I just see him intentionally only put the flame on the ends?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LOL W/E, I still miss this Kane.
All in all, besides the cage match, this was a shit PPV.
This really got me inspired. I like how there's this uprising in the kingdom feel to it. Standing out, of course, is Bray Wyatt's continued psychological assault on John Cena. I really wish I had time to follow this stuff throughout the month.
RVD vs Cesaro vs Jack Swagger
Prediction: Cesaro
Want: RVD
This will be my first time watching Extreme Rules... what are they? There don't seem to be any extreme things going on.
I don't know Swagger, but him and his valet dude look kinda fucking stupid.
When I first started reading Ooley, Heyman is the personality I pictured.
I still don't know a lot about Cesaro either. RVD seems to still be in top condition, I remember him being one of my new favorites on my way out of being a wrestling fan.
Everytime I see the Cesaro Swing it cracks me up, but this match is kinda boring.
Why does everyone have to have their own name for the ankle lock? There doesn't seem to be much variation on it, but everyone calls it the (name) Lock. It's a god damn ankle lock. You don't see Kane call the Irish Whip the Kane Whip, and then Roman Reigns call it the Roman Whip.
Lol Cesaro is rag dolling RVD.
Stop chanting ECW, they haven't done anything worthy yet.
20 minutes into Extreme Rules, we finally see our first weapon.
Well that match was certainly 'extreme.'
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Backstage shit
Stephanie sounds so unconvincing when she says 'The Demon Kane.' She says it like a name, not a title.
WTF was that Bolieve shit?
PUTIN!!
Alexandr Rusev vs Xavier Woods and RTruth
Prediction: Rusev
Want: Truth and Woods
Are these all triple threat matches? Also, when did USA vs Russia wrestlers become a thing again?
You would think with the way Rusev telegraphs every big move with that stupid roar-pop, a quick wrestler like Truth would be able to easily anticipate his big slow movements.
Well that was a quick boring match. This is a PPV? It feels like a really dull Smackdown.
IC Championship
Bad Bews Barret vs Big E
Prediction: Big E
Want: Bad News Barret
For some reason, BNB reminds me of Klaus.
One of the announcers just said "Barret is a multiple time IC champion, so he understands you can only win by pinning him in the ring or making him submit."
Wow...
I also now know, thanks to the repitition of the announcers, that Bad News Barret's schtick is delivering bad news. Thanks guys. I wouldn't have gotten that on my own without being told ten or twenty times.
Spear through the ropes! Awesome.
Yawn. What an extreme match that was.
Evolution vs The Shield
Prediction: The Shield
Want: Evolution
Good solid stuff so far. Nothing new, but nothing bad.
Oh god... here comes Ambrose. I hate this guy.
HHH sidestepped Reigns and the announcer called it a veteran move... getting out of the way of an rushing opponent... that takes years of experience.
LOL Boo Tista! Boo Tista!
That RKO was awesome!
I think one of the announcers has just said "The referee has let a lot of shit go by!"
Ok, now that it's spilled into the crowd, this match is officially awesome.
Look at this idiot in the blue shirt crotch chopping.
That suicide jump from rollins would have been a lot more impressive if Orton hadn't looked around for him first.
GOD DAMN I LOVE THAT SUPER MAN PUNCH!
John Cena vs Bray Wyatt
Prediction: Wyatt
Want: FUCKING WYATT
God damn I been waiting for this match. I love how Wyatt is gaining followers and slowly winning over Cena's fans. It's so fucking awesome and sinister. I AM A MEMBER OF THE WYATT CULT!!!
OMG PEOPLE ARE FUCKING BOOING JOHN CENA. This is WONDERFUL!
God, the entrance, the confidence, the simple brilliance. I LOVE the Wyatt Family.
Oh, Abigail Whip reveresed into a Cena Whip!
I love that in order to escape, he has to go through Rowan and Harper.
Look at Wyatt conducting the crowd. This is beautiful!
Creepy crawl to the door!
OMFG, they just called Bray an extortionist. ~facepalm~ Welcome back to the Silverdome.
HAHAHA ROWAN CLOSED THE DOOR ON CENA.
Like, fucking nope.
This match has so many great twists and turns. Harper in the cage, Rowan guarding the door. Big spots off the sides of the cage. This is going to be the match of the night.
I love all the bodies lying around, especially Rowan on the top.
WTF JUST HAPPENED??
WHO IS THIS CREEPYFUCKINGKID??? HOLY SHIT WTF??? OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS FUCKING CREEPY
SOME LITTLE HALF PINT JUST MADE JOHN CENA SHIT HIS PANTS
Look at these monsters walking hand in hand with that evil little kid.
That... was fucking... awesome.
Analysts:
I like this format, makes it feel like a legit sports program like you see in the NFL or something.
LOL JBElf and Micro Cole
Tamina Snuka vs Paige
Prediction: Snuka
Want: Paige
Holy shit, Paige is fucking hot. I love the black hair/pale skin look. Rawr.
Holy shit that airplane spin into the barrier
Dat scorpion crosslock!
Ok, I need a piece of this chick. Hottest diva I've seen in a while.
Is this kid going to be a permanent fixture with the Wyatts? Cuz... wow.
WWE Championship
Kane vs Daniel BRyan
Prediction: Bryan
Want: Bryan
I kinda like this idea of Stephanie unleashing a monster that she can't now control.
This is a good HC match, but wtf is up with the sound backstage?
I love the cars getting tore up. Especially when Kane punched out the window.
They better not be planning a pinfall with the forklift. It's been done.
Multiple times.
LOL @ Bryan driving him out to the ring.
That dump into the ring would have been better if it didn't look like Kane rolled himself off.
I love it when Bryan goes ham... the kendo stick, then the chair.
I want to see the Yes Movement vs the Wyatt Message. Dont they have history?
KANE'S GOT GAS!
ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO GET TO SEE A FLAMING TABLE?
Wait... did I just see him intentionally only put the flame on the ends?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LOL W/E, I still miss this Kane.
All in all, besides the cage match, this was a shit PPV.
