Post by Seito Risa on Aug 15, 2014 23:21:50 GMT -5
- John Cena vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship
While I'd like to see neither of them win, likely it will be Cena. Why? Not because of his effect on marketing, but because Hulk Hogan wants one last match in a WWE ring, and has told WWE he'd only do it if he got to face Cena for the belt. So, there you go.
- Bray Wyatt vs Chris Jericho with Erick Rowan and Luke Harper banned from ringside
How many timas has Jericho come back to put over a no talent hack? (I'm looking at you Les Miz-erable)It certainly is not the case this time. Wyatt has had too many victims get away. Cena, Daniel Bryan...Jericho will not escape. Might be fun to herk everyone, and have Jericho join the Family.
- Brie Bella vs Stephanie McMahon
Can we just....not do this one? Please? OR as they said in World war 2 "Is this trip REALLY necessary?"
- Jack Swagger vs Rusev in a Flag Match
I vote their respective managers have to ram their respective flagpoles up their respective arses and lets see which one walks around funnier. That'd be far more entertaining.
- AJ Lee vs Paige for the Divas Championship
AJ legit hurt with whiplash. Though I think she's cleared to participate, expect a quick ending. I'm thinking Paige.
- Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns
The ONLY good this match can do is if Reigns beats Orton and faces Hunter. Unless the plan is to let Reigns take out Lesnar. Now that'd sell some DVD's boy-o!
- The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
In a stunning turn of events, the ghost of Mister Perfect enters the ring, wipes sweat on both competitors and they collapse in the ring. The match is called off and the title declared vacant because neither of these douches is able to make the title worth a damn.
- Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins in a Lumberjack Match
Anbrose should win. Rollins then is free of him until cashing in his Money in the Bank contract, which will be somehow or another ocntested under No DQ rules. Rollins' title chance will be wasted, as will once again the time and 10 bucks of WWE network subscribers.
Seito Risa: UGWC Chaos Champion:Won May 6 2013, Lost July 18 2013
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion:Won August 19 2013, Lost October 14, 2013
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion(2):Won April 27 2015, Lost June 8, 2015
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion(3): Won July 11, 2015
Post by DrunkenBuzzsaw on Aug 17, 2014 17:22:28 GMT -5
Guess I'll take a break from writing to half-ass some predictions. Here goes...
John Cena vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship Want - Can they both lose, and the title be held up? Predict - Cena. If Brock was a full-time wrestler, I'd go with him. But with his history of diverticulitis (or however the fuck its spelled), putting the strap on him would be putting the strap on a part-time wrestler. And the only "part-time" wrestler that has ever warranted having the title put on them is the Undertaker. And Lesnar is no 'Taker.
Now if Daniel Bryan were coming back soon, then I'd predict Lesnar wins the belt, and then begins a program with a returning Bryan. They could continue hyping Bryan as only being a B+ Player, and then he ultimately conquers the conqueror, forcing H-Cubed and his huer to finally admit that Bryan is the real deal.
I've heard that Cena is slated to begin shooting a movie sometime soon (not sure if true, just what Dad said that he read a couple weeks back). If this is true, I think Cena wins and Lesnar goes apeshit. Goes all 'Hulk Smash' on the Fruity Pebble Fucktard, and then Seth Rollins cashes in his briefcase. Champ by the end of the night...SETH ROLLINS.
- Bray Wyatt vs Chris Jericho with Erick Rowan and Luke Harper banned from ringside Want - Wyatt Predict - Wyatt I'm still pissed that the WWE pissed over all the momentum that 'The Wyatts' had built up during their program with Cena. As such, maybe they realize they fucked up, and start to push Bray again. Having him beat Jericho (who will never be a full-timer again) would be a good start. Now if only they'd have Rowen and Harper take the belts from Rikishi's worthless spawn, and we'd be in business.
- Brie Bella vs Stephanie McMahon Want - Stephanie's top to fall off. Predict - No tops come off Sister turns, and then I will hope that both Stephanie AND Nikki's top falls off. As Lawler used to scream...PUPPIES!!!
- Jack Swagger vs Rusev in a Flag Match Want - to morph back to the 80's and watch Sgt Slaughter and Nikolai Volkoff do battle Expect - Rusev Swagger is worthless. How the fuck does he have a match at Summerslam...and Cesaro doesn't. What in the absolute fuck are these writers doing...
- AJ Lee vs Paige for the Divas Championship Want - For them to tongue battle for the belt Expect - AJ I like the route they're going with Paige. Her winning the title does absolutely nothing to further her current persona. Losing to AJ again, however, and she can become more unhinged with regards to their so-called "frenemy-ship".
- Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns Want - Don't care Expect - Regins Orton was just in the news for his "Latino Miss Piggy" comment concerning a fan. Regardless of what led up to that, the WWE will likely forced Orton to suffer for the ding to it's image due to his actions. Hence, Reigns wins. Plus, it would work out well to elevate him for a title shot if my Seth Rollins prediction comes true.
- The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler for the WWE Intercontinental Championship Want - Miz Expect - Miz He's The Miz, and he's Awesome. And Ziggler is just a former Spirit Squad member.
- Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins in a Lumberjack Match Want - Ambrose Expect - Rollins Ive also heard that Ambrose will be shooting a movie soon. Rollins wins, "hurts" Ambrose to put him out for a while, and then doesnt have to worry about Dean interfering when he cashes in his briefcase at the end of the night.
2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career
I went 6/8 on my predictions! Not too shabby if I do say so myself.
I was pleasantly surprised that RVD got the win on the preshow, as well. Hooray!
5/8 here.
Blah.
2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career