That's like literally the last two I should forget.
Vain vs Rollins Mega heels, helluv over. Both annoyingly confident
The Mainstreamer vs Ziggler The way I've always imagined him is really intense. Ziggler matches that intesity
3 x International Jan Wnęk Cup winner (current) 2 x Akeem the African Dream look alike contest runner-up 4 x UGWC After-Hours Costume Party Winner (current)
It took six years, but calling him "ThRob" is finally catching on!
ever since I was informed of the truth, I've been calling him that. It's wonderful.
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2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career
UGWC World Heavyweight Championship: Klaus vonKnorre (c) vs. Chris Jericho (Deadly Deathmatch: First one to die, loses)
Dante Mephisto and "The Greek Warrior" Alex Alexander vs. Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel ("Who The Fuck Knows if This Match Will Even Start" Match)
Eden Morgan vs. Kane and The Big Show ("Inexplicable Main Event Push" Match: No strikes allowed, only grappling moves, and of course pushing/shoving)
UGWC "Drunken Buzzsaw" Championship: "Chadwick T." Chaos (c) vs. Goldust (Homophobia Match: All holds barred)
Gian Jones and Harley Addams vs. Stardust and Paige ("What a Silly Premise" Intergender Match: First team to laugh, loses)
"UGWC Hall of Fame Inductee" Raenius vs. Rhyno ("Obvious Bait to Lure Him Out Because I Want That Motherfucker Back in the Ring" Match)
El Mucho Gordo vs. Emma ("I Don't Think That's Your Real Accent" Match)
Ezekiel Pax vs. Roman Reigns ("Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain...Uhhh, I Mean My 'Wellness Policy' Violations" Match)
Donovan Hastings vs. The Miz ("Self-centeredness on a Pole" Match)
WWE World Tag Team Championship: Cypress Morgan and Waldo Geraldo Faldo vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd w/Natalya (c) ("Let's See How Long Y'all Muh'fuckas Can Work Together" Match)
Waldo: "Sup?"
Red Dave Fusion Rydell vs. Dolph Ziggler ("Plucky Comeback" Match: No offensive moves, only counters allowed)
Dirge vs. Baron Corbin ("Good Fucking Luck Having a Match" Match: No finishing moves allowed)
Ichabod vs. "The" Ryback ("Bald is Beautiful" Match: Loser has to STOP shaving their head)
WWE NXT Championship: Zane Scott vs. Kevin Owens(c) ("Bit of an Overreaction" Match: ONLY finishing moves allowed)
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Championship: "Vain" Alan Wallace (c) vs. "The Apex Predator" Randy Orton ("You Handsome Motherfucker, You" Match)
NBK and Forewell Boding vs. The Ascension ("The Crowd Needs a Restroom Break" Match)
Killian King vs. Sheamus ("Over-Exaggerated European Stereotype" Match)
Remi Monroe vs. Sami Zayn ("Get Well Soon" Match)
PKA vs. Kalisto ("The Floor is Lava" Match)
Travis Roberts vs. Jack Swagger ("I Should Probably Like You, But You Talk Funny and It Kind of Freaks Me Out" Match)
Martin Holden Mainstreamer Graber Orson vs. Heath Slater ("Vain Somehow Still Wins" Match)
"Shadowfire" Seito Risa vs. Wade "Bad News" Barrett ("I Feel Like Your Gimmick Should Be More Entertaining" Match)
Mark Stone vs. Brock Lesnar ("I Am Not From Chicago" Match)
Dr. Sphincter Dinked vs. Mojo Rawley ("While Initially Entertaining, This Gimmick is Gonna Get Real Old, Real Fast" Match)
WWE United States Championship: Err Bear vs. Alexander "Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer" Rusev, w/Lana (c) ("Fuck Your 'Undefeated' Streak! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!" Match)