Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 8, 2018 12:49:14 GMT -5
Name: Chaos
Nicknames: The Drunken Buzzsaw
Year Inducted: 2018
Major Promotions: OWF, UGWC, GCW
Accomplishments:
Championships Held
GCW Universal Champion x2
GCW Tag Champion x1 (w/ Snowman)
GWA Global Champion x2
OWF (Orion) Heavyweight Champion x1
PWF World Champion x1
OWF (Outsider) Public Display of Aggression Champion
OWF (Outsider) Tag Team Champion (w/ Matt Meyhu)
UGWC Cooperative Champion x3 (w/ Cypress Morgan, Jezebel Saint, Jet Somers)
UGWC Chaos Champion
Achievements
OWF Pool of Blood Winner 2015
Career Notables:
Feuds
Travis Pierce (UGWC, 2013)
Ezekiel Pax (UGWC, 2014-2015)
GI (OWF, 2016)
Rogan MacLean (UGWC, 2016)
Partnerships
Cypress Morgan (UGWC, 2013) - The Devil's Most Wanted
Jezebel Saint (UGWC, 2014) - The Buzzkill
Matt Meyhu (OWF, 2015)
Jet Somers (UGWC, 2015-2016)
Matches
GWA Bonecrusher 2007 - Chaos vs Zane Scott, Global Title
UGWC Battleground 2013 - The Devil's Most Wanted vs The Piercing Weapons, Cooperative Title
UGWC Horizons 2013 - Chaos vs Travis Pierce, Falls Count Anywhere
UGWC Seven Deadly Sins 2014 - Chaos vs Dirge
UGWC Horizons 2014 - Chaos vs Ezekiel Pax, Chaos Title
UGWC Infinity 2015 - Chaos vs Ezekiel Pax, Hell in a Cell for the Chaos Title
UGWC Massive Melee 2015 - Chaos vs Killian King, Chaos Title
OWF Rise or Fall 2015 - Chaos and Matt Meyhu vs Eva de la Cruz and Jesse Jamester, Altitude O for the Tag Title
UGWC Battleground 2015 - Chaos and Somers vs Mainstreamer and KvK, Cooperative Title
OWF Rise or Fall 2016 - Chaos vs GI, PDA Title
OWF Shock and Terror 2016 - Chaos vs Zodiac, Electrified Hell in a Cell for PDA Title
OWF Brawltopia 2016 - Chaos vs GI, Ascension Match for PDA Title
UGWC Horizons 2016 - Chaos vs Austin Alexander vs Rogan MacLean, Chaos Title
Induction
A video cast in black and white filters shows scenes of a younger Chaos, pre-beard, training in a ring, doing back bumps and running the ropes. Scenes of his first few matches evolve as he grows older.
Footage turns to scenes of Chaos riding his custom built bike down the winding highways and back roads, a countless army of black leather cuts lined behind him, as The Devil's Most Wanted MC rides with him.
Scenes of Cypress Morgan and Chaos clearing out various bars and pubs captured on security cameras blend with a mix of in-ring antics and matches the two have been involved in over the course of their careers. One scene where Chaos grabs an opponent by his legs and swings him, the camera widening to see Cypress doing the same and letting their opponents collide head first.
Home videos of The Devil's Most Wanted celebrating various championship victories, backyard bbqs, bike fest, to making their way through the crowd and partying with the fans.
Video turns to footage of Chaos choking an opponent out with a 25-inch purple jelly dong, his knee on the back of their head to secure a victory during his Chaos Championship reign. Another scene of him finishing off a can of beer, before holding the can to his opponents forehead and crushing it with a headbutt.
More footage of Chaos riding the roads on his bike, some alone, and some with an army of black on his heels. Various clips and outtakes of him and Cypress's antics that result in many fires being set… paramedics being called… police having to make an appearance… or Chaos walking down the hall, stark naked. Various scenes of Chaos getting people to try a sip from his home made jug of moonshine, and their various and hilarious reactions.
The scenes fade to black and white once more... Chaos and Cypress Morgan standing on a dock watching out over a lake, Cypress clasping his hand on Chaos's shoulder before fading away and out of the picture. Chaos left standing on the dock, alone.
The video slowly fades to black with the sounds of an arena full of fans as they applaud and chant “Thank You Chaos... Thank You Chaos... Thank You Chaos”
As the video comes to a close we look to an empty stage, an award sitting on the podium. The lights begin to dim, as Black Label Society's “World of Trouble” begins.
From the back, Cypress Morgan slowly makes his way out to the adoration of the masses, who explode into fits of cheers as he enters the scene. His long hair is pulled up into a neat and tight top notch, his attire for the night consisting of a black suit and matching vest, sans jacket, with the sleeves of his blood-red button up shirt rolled up to canvas his large tatted arms. A pair of black cotton mouth snake skin boots bring the ensemble together as he slowly struts across the stage, a cigar protruding from his vest pocket. Cypress pauses before leaning into the mic at the ready of the podium, taking a moment to look around.
Cypress: God damn I still look good, and I'm glad you got to see me…
The crowd pops...
Cypress: So how many of you fuckers came her to see some wrestling?
Some general cheer from the fans...
Cypress: How many of you beautiful god damned people rolled out of bed this morning to see Chaos, and party with the DMW one last time?
The crowd goes ape shit and loses their combined minds, Cypress smirking as he nods to the reaction.
Cypress: Fucking Aye... the Hall of Fame... the select, the elite... the best of the best. I couldn't tell you what an honor it was when I received my place among my fellow alumni. Granted, it got a whole lot cooler when I showed up, but you already knew that. The Hall of Fame is Wrestling's Valhalla... the home of gods, the immortals, the pioneers of our sport, and there was no bigger honor for me to come here and call up my brother to be counted amongst us. Then I showed up and saw Ezekiel Pax, and 'The Drop Bear' JK ', and to me it looks like Wrestling Valhalla set up some Section 8 housing.
The crowd laughs.
Cypress: Once a wise man told me “Family doesn't end in blood”, but it doesn't start there either. Family cares about you... And not what you can do for them. Family... REAL family… is there for the good, the bad, and all of the in between. They've got your back... even when it hurts. That's family, and if I leave this world tomorrow, I'd leave knowing I had at least one brother who, above all else, was there for me when I had nothing else. Hell, all these years he bitched at me telling me that I was the one holding us together and carrying him on my back... but truth be told, I'd be nothing without him, and I doubt that I'd have even made it this far. I can't even fathom how to pay back the years of friendship and loyalty that he's shown me... so when I get a call asking if I can roll my ass out of bed and come down here to make an appearance, you're god damned right I can.
The crowd ignites into a panic of cheers.
Cypress: So without any further fucking due... He's my brother... he's my closest friend… And not only does he deserve this award.., but he deserves this award more than I ever did. He has been the one constant in this roller coaster of a life; the one person that has never left my side; the one person who always had my back, and not once did I ever have to look behind me to see what his intentions were. Ladies and Gentlemen... Put your fucking hands together for the one and only... The motherfuckin' Drunken Buzzsaw… Chaos!!!
The man born Chad Anthony steps out from behind the curtain, an uncustomary smile plastered on his face. Chaos' suit matches that of Cypress, though the shirt that he wears under the black vest is a deep blue, and his beard has been tamed with a slight trim. The President and Vice President of the Devils Most Wanted meet face to face, before both men give the other a huge hug. Cypress is shown saying something into the ear of his best friend, but the audio of the cameras cannot pick it up. The two soon release their grasp on each other, Cypress slapping Chaos on the back, as he makes his way back through the curtain. Chaos turns and looks out at the sea of people before him, tapping his fingers on the podium in front of him, as many in the crowd begin chanting 'YOU DESERVE IT' towards him. He dismissively waves them off, leaning down towards the microphone.
Chaos: While I appreciate the sentiment, cut that shit out right now.
His response elicits a laugh from many in attendance, as the people begin to quiet down. Chaos begins to shake his head.
Chaos: Much better… all that fuckin' racket, I can barely hear myself think. And yeah, Bitch Fantastic, I actually can think when I want to. Learn something new every day, right?"
The cameras focus on Jezebel Saint out in the crowd, who is seated next to Xandy. Jez laughs, along with most of the other people in attendance, and then shouts out that she doesn't believe it.
Chaos: Yeah, yeah… neither does Xandy, I guess.
More laughter, as Chaos reaches into his vest pocket and pulls out folded up papers. He unfolds them, lifting them high in the air for all to see. They're blank.
Chaos: See how prepared I came? My acceptance speech, ladies and gents. Because that's how I roll.
He flings the papers high into the air, the light breeze taking many of the sheets out into the crowd, as they lazily flutter towards the ground.
Chaos: In all seriousness, I've been doing this shit twenty years. I likely won't remember much unless I'm in the moment anyway, so I figured it was pointless to even try to prepare. Likely means I'm gonna go over, too, so eat a dick, Ooley. I'm taking all the time I want.
The camera pans down to Robert Ooley, an angered look on his face as he points Louis towards Chaos and yells for 'Serenity to keep it fucking simple short'. He receives a middle finger in response.
Chaos: Love you, too, Ole' Bob. But as I was saying… man, twenty years. Twenty years I've been in this business, making my debut for a place called Global Championship Wrestling when I was little more than a schmuck nineteen-year-old kid with a horrible fuckin' haircut.
The screen behind him morphs to a picture of Chaos during his early years, giving everyone the opportunity to see what a long, blonde-haired Chad Anthony looked like. Chaos turns and looks, shuddering as he turns back towards the microphone.
Chaos: That Christ that fuckin' fad never lasted, eh?
Laughter, followed by dozens of motorcycles revving their engines.
Chaos: Ya know, when I first broke into this business, I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I just knew that it allowed me the opportunity to get paid for kicking people's asses. Sounded like a good deal to me, considering I had nothing else going on at the time. The last thing I ever expected though, was to wind up finding a family out of the whole deal. But that's exactly what happened.
Chaos motions out to the DMW club members and their families, causing another round of engine revving. It brings a smile to his face.
Chaos: Being in the business as long as I have, you're gonna find people that you share common interests with; you're gonna find people that you gravitate towards, and ultimately form a bond with. It happened in GCW with guys like Ryp Fandango. Buck Unreal. 'Fortune 500' Aaron McFleese. And most importantly, a guy that went by the name of 'The Surgeon'.
With each name spoken, a still photo of them in the ring during their careers is show on the Global-Tron. Each time, the picture receives moderate applause, even though most of today's fans know little of the wrestlers during that era. Chaos himself politely applauds each as well, turning back towards the podium once the screen goes black.
Chaos: That last one played the most pivotal role for me, not only as the wrestler I would become, but also the person that I would become. You see, it was thanks to 'The Surgeon' that I began to view this industry for something more than just a quick payday. It was thanks to him that I began to actually train to become a better wrestler, as I started to view this industry as a possible career choice. And last, but certainly not least, it was thanks to him that I met that bad-ass motherfucker that was just out here lying to all of you motherfuckers, as he said nice things about me.
The crowd burst out into laughter, as a picture of Cypress Morgan appears on the Global-Tron, which causes the place to go nuts, yet again.
Chaos: You damn right, because he fuckin' deserves it. For being one of the best in this business, but even more so for taking a dumb fuckin' hick named Chad Anthony under his wing when I needed it… for welcoming me into his home when I had no place else to go… for making me a part of his family, when outside of Lucky, I really had no family of my own.
Chaos grows quiet for a moment, as he stares down at the podium in front of him. Audibly exhaling, he soon lifts his head back out, looking back out into the crowd.
Chaos: It was because of Cypress Fucking Morgan that Luck and I got to meet some of the best people that I've ever known in life. Jez… Jet… Klaus… Hound… A-Dogg… Eden…
Much of the crowd boos, causing Chaos to begin to grin.
Chaos: Yeah, she's a real pain in the ass sometimes, but she's like a sister to me, so can the bullshit.
A loud 'Thank You' is heard from a voice in the crowd, as the camera pans around, ultimately winding up focused on Eden Morgan, a bored expression on her face.
Chaos: It also allowed me the privilege of calling one of the finest, most upstanding motherfuckers I've ever have the honor to know, a brother… and he was probably the best of all of us in terms of being a good fuckin' person… Ryan.
A picture of Ryan Hanneman appears on the Global-Tron, a huge ovation going up from the crowd. Chaos stares at the picture for many moments, before saluting him back tapping his chest with his fist. He then turns back towards the podium.
Chaos: This shit tonight might be about me, but it shouldn't be. Because this induction, while I am truly honored, I don't feel is warranted. Because it isn't anything that I did… and isn't anything that I've been. It's because of you motherfuckers, every single one of you that I have called a brother over the years, that I kept going. You gave me a reason to want to keep doing this gig… to want to live my life… and that's the only fuckin' reason I'm standing before you guys today.
Chaos reaches down and begins fidgeting with something unseen. After a few moments, he stands back up, a Chadweiser in hand. He pops the cap off, taking a moment to lift his bottle towards his DMW brethren, and then takes a drink. Placing the bottle down on the podium, he looks back out at the crowd.
Chaos: And now my current chapter in life… no fuckin' different than before, I just can't get in the ring anymore to kick someone's ass. Don't get me wrong, I could still hang a foot in just about everyone's ass here…
Laughter from many entertainment professionals, as the camera pans around and shows people like Zane Scott, Travis Pierce, Magdalena Lockheart, and Gabriel Baal, just to name a few.
Chaos: … it's just that it's a liability issue now. Bum neck and all.
Boos from the fans in attendance, causing Chaos to begin to laugh.
Chaos: No reason to boo, because I'm in a great spot right now. I'm still involved in wrestling, #Chill motherfuckers, and I still have my brothers in the club. Most importantly, I still have Xandy and Hay-Hay. And that? That's the greatest gift a guy like me could ever ask for.
Polite applause, the camera trained on Xandy as she wipes a tear from the corner of her eye.
Chaos: In all honesty though, thank you guys. To think I would ever have my name mentioned in the same breath as guys like Raenius, Jez, Dirge, Moss Edwards, and Cyp… never in a millions years would I have believed it. I was just a dumb kid from West Virginia, with no schooling, no direction, and nothing in life that pointed to the possibility of ever being a success in anything I'd do. It's thanks to my brothers, it's thanks to companies like GCW and UGWC, it's thanks to people like Pax who never gave a fuckin' inch and made me earn every last win I got, and it's thanks to all you fans out there that for one reason or another, enjoyed what I brought to the industry. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you. For everything.
With that, Chaos steps away from the podium. Grabbing the beer from before, he walks around the podium to the edge of the stage. Lifting his Chadweiser high into the air, he salutes the applauding crowd, before taking a drink, and then placing the still half-full bottle back onto the podium. From the backstage area, out walks Cypress Morgan and Jet Somers. Both men applauding, Jet is the first to near Chaos, the two men grasping in a hug. Chaos and Cypress then share a hug, before all three men motion out to the crowd.
Jezebel Saint, Sherry, and Alexandra Burke slowly make their way towards the stage, Xandy carrying the squirming Hayleigh Marie on her hip. Chaos takes his daughter from Xandy, the soon-to-be two-year-old wrapping her arms tightly around his neck, as he leans down to hug and kiss Xandy. The group then all turn towards the crowd together, Cypress and Jezebel… Jet and Sherry… Chaos, Xandy, and Hayleigh… as the final round of revving engines engulf the entire landscape.
Nicknames: The Drunken Buzzsaw
Year Inducted: 2018
Major Promotions: OWF, UGWC, GCW
Accomplishments:
Championships Held
GCW Universal Champion x2
GCW Tag Champion x1 (w/ Snowman)
GWA Global Champion x2
OWF (Orion) Heavyweight Champion x1
PWF World Champion x1
OWF (Outsider) Public Display of Aggression Champion
OWF (Outsider) Tag Team Champion (w/ Matt Meyhu)
UGWC Cooperative Champion x3 (w/ Cypress Morgan, Jezebel Saint, Jet Somers)
UGWC Chaos Champion
Achievements
OWF Pool of Blood Winner 2015
Career Notables:
Feuds
Travis Pierce (UGWC, 2013)
Ezekiel Pax (UGWC, 2014-2015)
GI (OWF, 2016)
Rogan MacLean (UGWC, 2016)
Partnerships
Cypress Morgan (UGWC, 2013) - The Devil's Most Wanted
Jezebel Saint (UGWC, 2014) - The Buzzkill
Matt Meyhu (OWF, 2015)
Jet Somers (UGWC, 2015-2016)
Matches
GWA Bonecrusher 2007 - Chaos vs Zane Scott, Global Title
UGWC Battleground 2013 - The Devil's Most Wanted vs The Piercing Weapons, Cooperative Title
UGWC Horizons 2013 - Chaos vs Travis Pierce, Falls Count Anywhere
UGWC Seven Deadly Sins 2014 - Chaos vs Dirge
UGWC Horizons 2014 - Chaos vs Ezekiel Pax, Chaos Title
UGWC Infinity 2015 - Chaos vs Ezekiel Pax, Hell in a Cell for the Chaos Title
UGWC Massive Melee 2015 - Chaos vs Killian King, Chaos Title
OWF Rise or Fall 2015 - Chaos and Matt Meyhu vs Eva de la Cruz and Jesse Jamester, Altitude O for the Tag Title
UGWC Battleground 2015 - Chaos and Somers vs Mainstreamer and KvK, Cooperative Title
OWF Rise or Fall 2016 - Chaos vs GI, PDA Title
OWF Shock and Terror 2016 - Chaos vs Zodiac, Electrified Hell in a Cell for PDA Title
OWF Brawltopia 2016 - Chaos vs GI, Ascension Match for PDA Title
UGWC Horizons 2016 - Chaos vs Austin Alexander vs Rogan MacLean, Chaos Title
Induction
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
A video cast in black and white filters shows scenes of a younger Chaos, pre-beard, training in a ring, doing back bumps and running the ropes. Scenes of his first few matches evolve as he grows older.
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Footage turns to scenes of Chaos riding his custom built bike down the winding highways and back roads, a countless army of black leather cuts lined behind him, as The Devil's Most Wanted MC rides with him.
All my memories, gather round her
Modest lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Modest lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Scenes of Cypress Morgan and Chaos clearing out various bars and pubs captured on security cameras blend with a mix of in-ring antics and matches the two have been involved in over the course of their careers. One scene where Chaos grabs an opponent by his legs and swings him, the camera widening to see Cypress doing the same and letting their opponents collide head first.
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Home videos of The Devil's Most Wanted celebrating various championship victories, backyard bbqs, bike fest, to making their way through the crowd and partying with the fans.
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Video turns to footage of Chaos choking an opponent out with a 25-inch purple jelly dong, his knee on the back of their head to secure a victory during his Chaos Championship reign. Another scene of him finishing off a can of beer, before holding the can to his opponents forehead and crushing it with a headbutt.
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
More footage of Chaos riding the roads on his bike, some alone, and some with an army of black on his heels. Various clips and outtakes of him and Cypress's antics that result in many fires being set… paramedics being called… police having to make an appearance… or Chaos walking down the hall, stark naked. Various scenes of Chaos getting people to try a sip from his home made jug of moonshine, and their various and hilarious reactions.
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
The scenes fade to black and white once more... Chaos and Cypress Morgan standing on a dock watching out over a lake, Cypress clasping his hand on Chaos's shoulder before fading away and out of the picture. Chaos left standing on the dock, alone.
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads...
Take me home, down country roads...
The video slowly fades to black with the sounds of an arena full of fans as they applaud and chant “Thank You Chaos... Thank You Chaos... Thank You Chaos”
As the video comes to a close we look to an empty stage, an award sitting on the podium. The lights begin to dim, as Black Label Society's “World of Trouble” begins.
From the back, Cypress Morgan slowly makes his way out to the adoration of the masses, who explode into fits of cheers as he enters the scene. His long hair is pulled up into a neat and tight top notch, his attire for the night consisting of a black suit and matching vest, sans jacket, with the sleeves of his blood-red button up shirt rolled up to canvas his large tatted arms. A pair of black cotton mouth snake skin boots bring the ensemble together as he slowly struts across the stage, a cigar protruding from his vest pocket. Cypress pauses before leaning into the mic at the ready of the podium, taking a moment to look around.
Cypress: God damn I still look good, and I'm glad you got to see me…
The crowd pops...
Cypress: So how many of you fuckers came her to see some wrestling?
Some general cheer from the fans...
Cypress: How many of you beautiful god damned people rolled out of bed this morning to see Chaos, and party with the DMW one last time?
The crowd goes ape shit and loses their combined minds, Cypress smirking as he nods to the reaction.
Cypress: Fucking Aye... the Hall of Fame... the select, the elite... the best of the best. I couldn't tell you what an honor it was when I received my place among my fellow alumni. Granted, it got a whole lot cooler when I showed up, but you already knew that. The Hall of Fame is Wrestling's Valhalla... the home of gods, the immortals, the pioneers of our sport, and there was no bigger honor for me to come here and call up my brother to be counted amongst us. Then I showed up and saw Ezekiel Pax, and 'The Drop Bear' JK ', and to me it looks like Wrestling Valhalla set up some Section 8 housing.
The crowd laughs.
Cypress: Once a wise man told me “Family doesn't end in blood”, but it doesn't start there either. Family cares about you... And not what you can do for them. Family... REAL family… is there for the good, the bad, and all of the in between. They've got your back... even when it hurts. That's family, and if I leave this world tomorrow, I'd leave knowing I had at least one brother who, above all else, was there for me when I had nothing else. Hell, all these years he bitched at me telling me that I was the one holding us together and carrying him on my back... but truth be told, I'd be nothing without him, and I doubt that I'd have even made it this far. I can't even fathom how to pay back the years of friendship and loyalty that he's shown me... so when I get a call asking if I can roll my ass out of bed and come down here to make an appearance, you're god damned right I can.
The crowd ignites into a panic of cheers.
Cypress: So without any further fucking due... He's my brother... he's my closest friend… And not only does he deserve this award.., but he deserves this award more than I ever did. He has been the one constant in this roller coaster of a life; the one person that has never left my side; the one person who always had my back, and not once did I ever have to look behind me to see what his intentions were. Ladies and Gentlemen... Put your fucking hands together for the one and only... The motherfuckin' Drunken Buzzsaw… Chaos!!!
The man born Chad Anthony steps out from behind the curtain, an uncustomary smile plastered on his face. Chaos' suit matches that of Cypress, though the shirt that he wears under the black vest is a deep blue, and his beard has been tamed with a slight trim. The President and Vice President of the Devils Most Wanted meet face to face, before both men give the other a huge hug. Cypress is shown saying something into the ear of his best friend, but the audio of the cameras cannot pick it up. The two soon release their grasp on each other, Cypress slapping Chaos on the back, as he makes his way back through the curtain. Chaos turns and looks out at the sea of people before him, tapping his fingers on the podium in front of him, as many in the crowd begin chanting 'YOU DESERVE IT' towards him. He dismissively waves them off, leaning down towards the microphone.
Chaos: While I appreciate the sentiment, cut that shit out right now.
His response elicits a laugh from many in attendance, as the people begin to quiet down. Chaos begins to shake his head.
Chaos: Much better… all that fuckin' racket, I can barely hear myself think. And yeah, Bitch Fantastic, I actually can think when I want to. Learn something new every day, right?"
The cameras focus on Jezebel Saint out in the crowd, who is seated next to Xandy. Jez laughs, along with most of the other people in attendance, and then shouts out that she doesn't believe it.
Chaos: Yeah, yeah… neither does Xandy, I guess.
More laughter, as Chaos reaches into his vest pocket and pulls out folded up papers. He unfolds them, lifting them high in the air for all to see. They're blank.
Chaos: See how prepared I came? My acceptance speech, ladies and gents. Because that's how I roll.
He flings the papers high into the air, the light breeze taking many of the sheets out into the crowd, as they lazily flutter towards the ground.
Chaos: In all seriousness, I've been doing this shit twenty years. I likely won't remember much unless I'm in the moment anyway, so I figured it was pointless to even try to prepare. Likely means I'm gonna go over, too, so eat a dick, Ooley. I'm taking all the time I want.
The camera pans down to Robert Ooley, an angered look on his face as he points Louis towards Chaos and yells for 'Serenity to keep it fucking simple short'. He receives a middle finger in response.
Chaos: Love you, too, Ole' Bob. But as I was saying… man, twenty years. Twenty years I've been in this business, making my debut for a place called Global Championship Wrestling when I was little more than a schmuck nineteen-year-old kid with a horrible fuckin' haircut.
The screen behind him morphs to a picture of Chaos during his early years, giving everyone the opportunity to see what a long, blonde-haired Chad Anthony looked like. Chaos turns and looks, shuddering as he turns back towards the microphone.
Chaos: That Christ that fuckin' fad never lasted, eh?
Laughter, followed by dozens of motorcycles revving their engines.
Chaos: Ya know, when I first broke into this business, I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I just knew that it allowed me the opportunity to get paid for kicking people's asses. Sounded like a good deal to me, considering I had nothing else going on at the time. The last thing I ever expected though, was to wind up finding a family out of the whole deal. But that's exactly what happened.
Chaos motions out to the DMW club members and their families, causing another round of engine revving. It brings a smile to his face.
Chaos: Being in the business as long as I have, you're gonna find people that you share common interests with; you're gonna find people that you gravitate towards, and ultimately form a bond with. It happened in GCW with guys like Ryp Fandango. Buck Unreal. 'Fortune 500' Aaron McFleese. And most importantly, a guy that went by the name of 'The Surgeon'.
With each name spoken, a still photo of them in the ring during their careers is show on the Global-Tron. Each time, the picture receives moderate applause, even though most of today's fans know little of the wrestlers during that era. Chaos himself politely applauds each as well, turning back towards the podium once the screen goes black.
Chaos: That last one played the most pivotal role for me, not only as the wrestler I would become, but also the person that I would become. You see, it was thanks to 'The Surgeon' that I began to view this industry for something more than just a quick payday. It was thanks to him that I began to actually train to become a better wrestler, as I started to view this industry as a possible career choice. And last, but certainly not least, it was thanks to him that I met that bad-ass motherfucker that was just out here lying to all of you motherfuckers, as he said nice things about me.
The crowd burst out into laughter, as a picture of Cypress Morgan appears on the Global-Tron, which causes the place to go nuts, yet again.
Chaos: You damn right, because he fuckin' deserves it. For being one of the best in this business, but even more so for taking a dumb fuckin' hick named Chad Anthony under his wing when I needed it… for welcoming me into his home when I had no place else to go… for making me a part of his family, when outside of Lucky, I really had no family of my own.
Chaos grows quiet for a moment, as he stares down at the podium in front of him. Audibly exhaling, he soon lifts his head back out, looking back out into the crowd.
Chaos: It was because of Cypress Fucking Morgan that Luck and I got to meet some of the best people that I've ever known in life. Jez… Jet… Klaus… Hound… A-Dogg… Eden…
Much of the crowd boos, causing Chaos to begin to grin.
Chaos: Yeah, she's a real pain in the ass sometimes, but she's like a sister to me, so can the bullshit.
A loud 'Thank You' is heard from a voice in the crowd, as the camera pans around, ultimately winding up focused on Eden Morgan, a bored expression on her face.
Chaos: It also allowed me the privilege of calling one of the finest, most upstanding motherfuckers I've ever have the honor to know, a brother… and he was probably the best of all of us in terms of being a good fuckin' person… Ryan.
A picture of Ryan Hanneman appears on the Global-Tron, a huge ovation going up from the crowd. Chaos stares at the picture for many moments, before saluting him back tapping his chest with his fist. He then turns back towards the podium.
Chaos: This shit tonight might be about me, but it shouldn't be. Because this induction, while I am truly honored, I don't feel is warranted. Because it isn't anything that I did… and isn't anything that I've been. It's because of you motherfuckers, every single one of you that I have called a brother over the years, that I kept going. You gave me a reason to want to keep doing this gig… to want to live my life… and that's the only fuckin' reason I'm standing before you guys today.
Chaos reaches down and begins fidgeting with something unseen. After a few moments, he stands back up, a Chadweiser in hand. He pops the cap off, taking a moment to lift his bottle towards his DMW brethren, and then takes a drink. Placing the bottle down on the podium, he looks back out at the crowd.
Chaos: And now my current chapter in life… no fuckin' different than before, I just can't get in the ring anymore to kick someone's ass. Don't get me wrong, I could still hang a foot in just about everyone's ass here…
Laughter from many entertainment professionals, as the camera pans around and shows people like Zane Scott, Travis Pierce, Magdalena Lockheart, and Gabriel Baal, just to name a few.
Chaos: … it's just that it's a liability issue now. Bum neck and all.
Boos from the fans in attendance, causing Chaos to begin to laugh.
Chaos: No reason to boo, because I'm in a great spot right now. I'm still involved in wrestling, #Chill motherfuckers, and I still have my brothers in the club. Most importantly, I still have Xandy and Hay-Hay. And that? That's the greatest gift a guy like me could ever ask for.
Polite applause, the camera trained on Xandy as she wipes a tear from the corner of her eye.
Chaos: In all honesty though, thank you guys. To think I would ever have my name mentioned in the same breath as guys like Raenius, Jez, Dirge, Moss Edwards, and Cyp… never in a millions years would I have believed it. I was just a dumb kid from West Virginia, with no schooling, no direction, and nothing in life that pointed to the possibility of ever being a success in anything I'd do. It's thanks to my brothers, it's thanks to companies like GCW and UGWC, it's thanks to people like Pax who never gave a fuckin' inch and made me earn every last win I got, and it's thanks to all you fans out there that for one reason or another, enjoyed what I brought to the industry. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you. For everything.
With that, Chaos steps away from the podium. Grabbing the beer from before, he walks around the podium to the edge of the stage. Lifting his Chadweiser high into the air, he salutes the applauding crowd, before taking a drink, and then placing the still half-full bottle back onto the podium. From the backstage area, out walks Cypress Morgan and Jet Somers. Both men applauding, Jet is the first to near Chaos, the two men grasping in a hug. Chaos and Cypress then share a hug, before all three men motion out to the crowd.
Jezebel Saint, Sherry, and Alexandra Burke slowly make their way towards the stage, Xandy carrying the squirming Hayleigh Marie on her hip. Chaos takes his daughter from Xandy, the soon-to-be two-year-old wrapping her arms tightly around his neck, as he leans down to hug and kiss Xandy. The group then all turn towards the crowd together, Cypress and Jezebel… Jet and Sherry… Chaos, Xandy, and Hayleigh… as the final round of revving engines engulf the entire landscape.
