Post by Jet Somers on Oct 1, 2018 23:42:51 GMT -5
Complete darkness engulfs the area, as the entire crowd breaks into cheers. A spotlight flickers to life, blue in color, shining directly on the letter “U”. As the opening strains of Breaking Benjamin’s “Red Cold River” begin to play, a fog of CO2 begins to drift around the letter “U”, before more spotlights flicker to life, subsequently showcasing the letters “G”, “W”, and finally, “C”. At the scream of “RUN”, blue flames fire up from the stage, the word “Chill” appearing, emblazoned in black across the company letters. As pyrotechnics begin going off at the stage area, the announce table camera feed comes to life, showing from left to right, Aaron Reese, ‘The Drunken Buzzsaw’ Chaos, and finally, Daniel Hanson.
Reese: Welcome to Chill #4!! Tonight we’re on the heels of Outlast 2018, and what a shocking show that was!
Chaos: You were shocked that there was a scheme in the main event of Outlast? Fuck, you are new here.
Hanson: Who cares? The only person who got screwed was Zane Scott.
Chaos: And we have to deal with at least another four weeks of Alan fuckin’ Wallace as World Champ as a result. I’m already bored with it.
Reese: Indeed, ‘Vain’ pulled off what some have considered impossible in the past, defending successfully at the Outlast event.
Hanson: Outlast’s draft-team nature forces people to cross boundaries and creates alliances we might not see otherwise… but it can also create hard feelings between teammates who don’t make it all the way.
Reese: It’s going to be interesting to see what spins out from Outlast, and don’t forget, next Synergy is officially the first stop on the Road to Horizons!
Chaos: Speaking of teammates who didn’t make it, tonight in our main event, Kenzi Grey-Lacklan will be looking to have Magdalena Lockheart answer for being the only member of that team that advanced.
Reese: Are you implying there are hard feelings there?
Hanson: Kenzi doesn’t strike me as the type to hold a grudge like that. She and Maggie have been singing each other’s praises on Twitter.
Chaos: Look, when wifey ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy, and I know Sarah wasn’t happy about her ‘beloved’ being snatched up and bypassed by Maggie while she had herself had to watch Lucy Wylde and Kem Dynamo advance in her own match.
Reese: It does seem like the Grey-Lacklan household might have been in low spirits over the past week when you look at it that way, so perhaps if Kenzi can take that win back from “The Future” tonight, all will be well again.
Hanson: Are you both going to just gloss over the fact that they might have had other things on their minds besides Outlast? Like how Sarah can’t--
Chaos: HRM-hrm, moving on.
Reese: Yes, better we not discuss subjects that neither one of us are equipped to fathom. Our other match tonight will feature Sarah herself as she takes on the returning Cynric the Crusader!
Chaos: Oh god... I’ve had my fill of both of these shitstains this weekend…
Hanson: Who did you guys decide on, by the way?
Chaos: Ichabod is still deliberating with Jay. I threw my hands up and walked out of his office hours ago.
Reese: It came to light last week that both Sarah and Cynric had somehow been left off the standard playable roster for UGWC 2K19, and that it would be up to Ichabod, Chaos, and Jay which of them would be included in the Chill DLC to be released mid-October!
Hanson: Do you think the way their match shapes up will have any influence on the decision?
Chaos: Fuck if I know. At this point I wouldn’t argue if Ichy just said fuck it and dropped them both.
Hanson: Any other matches on the card?
Reese: Just the two this time around.
Chaos: Apparently, interest in Chill is sort of low right now.
~beat~
Reese: Let’s get to the first match!