Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 8:55:59 GMT -5
I am going to do my best to pick up as much as I put down with this character (in chronological order...hopefully) as I did with her starting in 2014 then flowing into her daughter, Kenzi. I'll try to keep them separate, as much as I can and I will do my best to resist the urge to edit these RPs, unless I really went far off the rails with something.
I am an idiot who wanted to have a login for ever character, so some of this might be disjointed. I tried...so don't kill me!
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:19:10 GMT -5
SEASON 1 EPISODE GUIDE
Season 1, Episode 1
Pilot
(4 August 2009)
Former pro-wrestler, model, and actress Sidney Michaela Grey enters rehab in order to get on the road to recovery, while attempting to resurrect her career.
Season 1, Episode 2
The Vanishing Act
(11 August 2009)
After suffering a set back in her ongoing recovery Sid’s television deal is put in jeopardy and she elects to go into hiding rather than face the possibility of failure.
Season 1, Episode 3
The Not So Good Girl
(18 August 2009)
Sid turns things around and becomes a model for recovery, but her arrogance about her success and her holier than thou attitude rubs the others the wrong way.
Season 1, Episode 4
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
(25 August 2009)
Sid’s remarkable progress is rewarded when she is put in charge of the other patients, but when the power goes to her head the backlash tears the house apart.
Season 1, Episode 5
Relapse
(1 September 2009)
After Sid’s amazing recovery is found to be a fraud she shuns all the friends she has made and threatens to move out of the house and quit the program for good.
Season 1, Episode 6
Serenity NOW!
(8 September 2009)
In the wake of Sid’s departure from the house things seem calm and serene, but serenity translates into boredom prompting the other patients to look for her.
Season 1, Episode 7
Atop Bare Mountain
(15 September 2009)
The search for Sidney takes the patients to a mountain retreat where they find her comfortably installed as the High Priestess of a nudist colony of pot smokers.
Season 1, Episode 8
Back Down to Earth
(22 September 2009)
After being rescued from naked hippies Sid’s recovery begins anew, but her enthusiasm quickly wanes when she finds herself unable to kick old habits.
Season 1, Episode 9
Celebrity Baking Tips
(29 September 2009)
Sid’s downward spiral continues culminating in a police chase through the city while she is naked and high off of Snoop Dogg’s brownie recipe.
Season 1, Episode 10
Lest Ye Be Judged
(6 October 2009)
Sid is sentenced to 600 hours of community service after her arrest and is forced to work in a homeless shelter that she almost immediately begins to disrupt.
Season 1, Episode 11
Superiority Complex
(13 October 2009)
Sid is forced to face the fact that she’ll end up a failure if she continues down the same path after she is confronted by rival reality star Chastity Pride.
Season 1, Episode 12
By All Means
(20 October 2009)
Sid redoubles her efforts to pass the program but her all consuming desire to climb back to the top of the doctor’s list ruffles some feathers in the house.
Season 1, Episode 13
They Really Like Me
(27 October 2009)
Sid is ready to graduate from the program, but has she done enough to earn her freedom from the house while getting a second season for her show?
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:19:51 GMT -5
SEASON 2 EPISODE GUIDE
Season 2, Episode 1
Flying SoLo
(29 July 2010)
Sid returns, fresh out of rehab and off on her own, but when the stresses of “normal” life become too much she is forced to hire an assistant to help her deal.
Season 2, Episode 2
Personal Space
(5 August 2010)
Sid finds it hard to have a personal life with her new Personal Assistant around and she takes extraordinary measures to maintain her sense of privacy.
Season 2, Episode 3
It’s SoLo’s World
(12 August 2010)
SoLo proves to be a valuable addition to Sid’s life as she makes things neat and orderly, but when things go too well Sid gets a little too comfortable.
Season 2, Episode 4
This Is No Act!
(19 August 2010)
Chastity returns to flaunt the success of her movie deal in Sid’s face which inspires her to seek out acting roles of her own, despite the fact that she can’t act.
Season 2, Episode 5
Lord of the Cock Rings
(26 August 2010)
Sid is thrilled after finally landing a role in a movie, but everyone is mortified to find out that the movie is actually a porno…and Sid is determined to take the part.
Season 2, Episode 6
Hot For Teacher
(2 September 2010)
After Sid is talked out of a porn debut she is talked into taking an acting course, but Sid is more interested in having sex with her teacher than becoming an actress.
Season 2, Episode 7
A Fateful Trip
(9 September 2010)
Sid is excited after landing a role in the Gilligan’s Island reboot, but the mood sours when she finds out that instead playing Ginger she’ll be Mrs. Howell.
Season 2, Episode 8
The Real Slim Greydy
(16 September 2010)
Sid’s behavior leads everyone to think she’s sneaking off to get high, prompting an intervention that reveals that her new addiction is freestyle battle rap.
Season 2, Episode 9
The Rubber Tramp
(23 September 2010)
Sid gets her first big endorsement deal and she is ecstatic beyond words, but everyone is horrified to learn that she is the spokesperson for Trojan Dental Dams.
Season 2, Episode 10
One Fight in Paris
(30 September 2010)
Sid gets into a physical altercation with another well-known reality star and the security camera footage goes viral…and the imaged fame goes to Sid’s head.
Season 2, Episode 11
Follow Me!
(7 October 2010)
When Sid discovers Twitter she ignores all of her obligations in a quest to have more followers than anyone else, even if it costs her everything she has.
Season 2, Episode 12
What is…Stupid?
(14 October 2010)
Sid lands a spot on celebrity Jeopardy but her horrendous performance leads to everyone finding out that Sidney never actually graduated High School.
Season 2, Episode 13
Science Theatre 2010
(21 October 2010)
Sid’s obsession with appearing to be smart has consequences when she takes a role as a scientist in a short film, but she’s unable to learn her overly complex lines.
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:20:28 GMT -5
SEASON 3 EPISODE GUIDE
Season 3, Episode 1
Professor Grey
(6 Jan. 2011)
The show returns as Sid finally earns her GED and now that she has a diploma she decides that she may have found her true calling in becoming an educator herself.
Season 3, Episode 2
Teacher’s Pet
(13 Jan. 2011)
Sid’s teaching aspirations are tested when she’s allowed chaperone for a school event, but things get out of hand when she’s caught making out with the principal.
Season 3, Episode 3
SoLong
(17 Jan. 2011)
When Sid’s unconventional lifestyle proves to be too unsettling for SoLo she threatens to quit, prompting Sid to attempt to change her ways…if she can.
Season 3, Episode 4
Lo Down Dirty Shame
(20 Jan. 2011)
Sid throws a surprise birthday party for SoLo, complete with strippers and sex toys, but things get ugly when SoLo’s parents show up and crash the party.
Season 3, Episode 5
Chinese Connection
(27 Jan. 2011)
When Sid is unable to convince SoLo’s father to allow his daughter to remain in her employ, she must take extreme measures to keep her…even resorting to blackmail!
Season 3, Episode 6
Out of the Closet
(3 Feb. 2011)
After Sid beats a traffic ticket by flirting she sees how easy it is to get away with doing whatever she wants by using sexuality, until she is accused of being a lesbian.
Season 3, Episode 7
Lights, Camera, ATTACK!
(10 Feb. 2011)
Sid lands a role as an extra on Chastity’s television show, but she is determined to steal the scene and make her rival look bad…even as Chastity has the same idea.
Season 3, Episode 8
A Diva is Born
(17 Feb. 2011)
When Sid gets positive reviews for her television appearance she becomes a media darling, in her own mind, prompting her to become an annoying diva.
Season 3, Episode 9
Stern Warnings
(24 Feb. 2011)
After Sid gets into a heated on-air argument with “The King of all Media” she is challenged to a hair vs. hair debate that she is determined to win at all costs.
Season 3, Episode 10
Cloak & Razor
(3 Mar. 2011)
Sid refuses to leave the house after losing her hair to Howard Stern and she is convinced that he has paid the paparazzi to get exclusive shots of her bald head.
Season 3, Episode 11
Suicide Watch
(10 Mar. 2011)
Sid goes into a deep state of depression when unflattering pictures of her bald head hit TV and the magazines, prompting everyone to go to extremes to cheer her up.
Season 3, Episode 12
Get Wiggy With it
(17 Mar. 2011)
When Sid goes to extreme measures to hide her bald head she unwittingly creates a new and VERY popular fashion craze, which could make her very rich!
Season 3, Episode 13
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (24 Mar. 2011)
Sid’s wig business is an immediate hit, but when she finds herself in court after many of her customers experience hair loss, she must face the possibility of bankruptcy.
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:21:02 GMT -5
SEASON 4 EPISODE GUIDE
Season 4, Episode 1
Five Finger Discount
(28 Jul. 2011)
After being accused of shoplifting, Sid is forced to confront the fact that she’s broke and everyone thinks that she is washed up and headed for absolute rock bottom.
Season 4, Episode 2
Eye of the Beholder
(4 Aug. 2011)
Desperate for cash, Sid considers appearing nude in Playboy, but when the photographer insults her the enormously big money deal is put into serious jeopardy.
Season 4, Episode 3
Grey Haired Lady
(11 Aug. 2011)
Sid’s pictorial is a hit with everyone but Sid, who becomes obsessed with the idea that one of the pictures captured a shot of a gray hair in a very embarrassing area.
Season 4, Episode 4
Hair Bare
(18 Aug. 2011)
Sid’s crotch hair obsession leads her to seek out the ultimate wax job, but she won’t settle for just anyone and she demands to hold interviews before the deed is done.
Season 4, Episode 5
The Evil Slanted Eye
(25 Aug. 2011)
When Sid takes a tumble and breaks her arm after an argument with SoLo’s mother she becomes convinced that the woman has put some kind of Chinese hex on her.
Season 4, Episode 6
Sid’s Big Break
(28 Aug. 2011)
Sid uses her injury to show a vulnerable side of herself in order to land a big role in a romance movie, but as soon as the cast comes off the old Sid comes out.
Season 4, Episode 7
Insult Comic
(8 Sep. 2011)
When Sid heckles a comic while attending a stand up show she believes that she can be successful at stand up comedy as well and she refuses to be told differently.
Season 4, Episode 8
Insult Comic: Part 2
(15 Sep. 2011)
Sid’s first stand up comedy gig ends in disaster when she finds herself the victim of a heckler who makes a fool out of her, the worst part being that its Chastity Pride.
Season 4, Episode 9
Comic Insult
(22 Sep. 2011)
Sid refuses to quit stand up, but things turn sour when Sid shreds someone in the crowd only to find out that he is autistic and his father is a feared Mafia Enforcer.
Season 4, Episode 10
The Godmother
(29 Sep. 2011)
Sid hires additional security when she is sure that there is a Mafia hit out on her, but things change when Sid uses her bodyguards to get her way through intimidation.
Season 4, Episode 11
Breast in Show
(6 Oct. 2011)
When Sid sees how all of the men she is interested in are more fascinated by women with large breasts she decides to get gigantic implants of her very own.
Season 4, Episode 12
Big Trouble
(13 Oct. 2011)
Sidney falls in love with all of the attention she gets from her massive implants, but things take a deadly serious turn when a problem reveals a life threatening condition.
Season 4, Episode 13
Secret Life of Sidney Grey
(20 Oct. 2011)
When Sid fears that she may die on the operating table, she reaches out to all of the people she has ever wronged in her life, but one person is a surprise to everyone.
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:21:40 GMT -5
SEASON 5 EPISODE GUIDE
Season 5, Episode 1
Sidney’s grape Baby
(4 Jan. 2012)
Everyone is happy that Sid is recovering from surgery, but Sid’s inner circle is still shocked at the revelation that she has a grown daughter that she has never mentioned.
Season 5, Episode 2
Family Time
(11 Jan. 2012)
Shocked by Sid’s cold demeanor towards her daughter, SoLo arranges for a weekend getaway for Sid and Kenzi, but it seems to drive a deeper wedge between them.
Season 5, Episode 3
Like Mother, Like Daughter (18 Jan. 2012)
When Kenzi moves into the house it doesn’t sit well with Sid and she attempts to drive the girl away with her vulgar behavior, but Kenzi proves to be tough to break.
Season 5, Episode 4
The Boy is Mine
(25 Jan. 2012)
When Kenzi invites a new boyfriend to the house she finds herself locked in a vicious competition for the boy’s affection with none other than her very own mother.
Season 5, Episode 5
50 Shades of Grey
(1 Feb. 2012)
After Kenzi catches Sid in bed with her boyfriend Sid is sure that Kenzi will pack up and leave, but she turns out to be even more vindictive than her mother.
Season 5, Episode 6
Who’s Yo’ Daddy?
(8 Feb. 2012)
Kenzi’s curiosity about her father annoys Sid and leads to her concocting a tale that leads her daughter on a quest to find out who is Sid’s real baby daddy.
Season 5, Episode 7
AA Meet DD
(15 Feb. 2012)
When Sid’s drinking gets out of hand she is forced to join Alcoholic’s Anonymous but she is booted out when she proves to be a distraction to the others seeking help.
Season 5, Episode 8
SURPRISE BITCH!
(22 Feb. 2012)
Sid flies into a rage when she comes home early from a business trip and finds that Kenzi has thrown a huge surprise party in her house…for none other than Chastity.
Season 5, Episode 9
Hymen’s Last Stand
(29 Feb. 2012)
When Sid finds out that SoLo is a virgin she makes it her mission to get her cherry popped but Kenzi does everything she can to help SoLo maintain her purity.
Season 5, Episode 10
The Tali-Tale
(7 Mar. 2012)
Domino hires a new manager for Sid, but when she finds out that his name is Maleek Raheem she is convinced that he is a terrorist and she is the Taliban’s next target.
Season 5, Episode 11
Sid’s Casting Couch
(14 Mar. 2012)
Raheem tries to commit himself to helping Sid but she seems more interested in trying to get him to sleep with her than having him manage her floundering career.
Season 5, Episode 12
Green Eyed Monster
(21 Mar. 2012)
Kenzi uses Sid’s lust for Raheem to her advantage, openly flirting with him to enrage her mother, but the fun and games end when their fight becomes all too real.
Season 5, Episode 13
Black Eyed Monster
(28 Mar. 2012)
When everyone in the house becomes upset with Sid for giving Kenzi a black eye she quits the show, vowing to make her way in Hollywood and never come back!
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:22:23 GMT -5
SEASON 6 EPISODE GUIDE
Season 6, Episode 1 No Turning Back (1 Aug. 2012)
As the show returns to the air for its sixth season, Sid continues to pursue a career in Hollywood with no thoughts of the family and friends that she has left behind.
Season 6, Episode 2 Do You even Speak Cougar? (8 Aug. 2012)
Sidney is elated when she lands a role as a cougar on the prowl in a big Hollywood romantic comedy, but her insistence on adlibbing her lines puts her part in jeopardy.
Season 6, Episode 3 Got MILF (15 Aug. 2012)
Sidney’s on-set antics get her canned from the movie, but she is happy to accept the consolation prize…a hot date with one of her hot young co-stars.
Season 6, Episode 4 The Minute Man (22 Aug. 2012)
Sidney enjoys the attention her new romance is getting, but fame alone isn’t enough to make up for her new hunk’s shortcomings inside the bedroom.
Season 6, Episode 5 Lifestyles of the Well to Do (29 Aug. 2012)
Sid puts on a front when the gang comes to visit her, eager to show off how well she is doing without them…but her lies begin to catch up with her.
Season 6, Episode 6 Loose Lips (5 Sep. 2012)
Sid is relieved when she finally breaks up with her famous boyfriend, but relief turns to rage when he tells the tabloids that he dumped her because her vagina was too big.
Sid’s obsession with the rumors of her…size…lead her to seek out plastic surgery for her imagined condition, with no regard for the cost of the pricey procedure.
SEASON 6, Episode 8 A Really Tight Spot (19 Sep. 2012)
Sid’s medical procedure puts her mind at ease, but the rest of the gang must deal with the strain on her bank account…until Sid comes up with a plan to recoup the money.
Season 6, Episode 9 Lips Fit for a Prince (26 Sep. 2012)
Sid’s plan to sell her “Famous Lips” online becomes a huge joke; until a Saudi Prince offers her a deal she can’t refuse…along with an offer to visit his palace.
Season 6, Episode 10 Magic Carpet Ride (3 Oct. 2012)
Sidney is and the gang are dazzled by their trip to Saudi Arabia, but Kenzi starts to suspect that her mother’s new Prince has ulterior motives, that involve her.
Season 6, Episode 11 The High Price of Motherhood (10 Oct. 2012)
Sidney is angered when she finds out that her Prince is only interested in Kenzi, until she finds out how much he’s willing to pay Sidney for the honor.
Season 6, Episode 12 Locked Up, a Broad (17 Oct. 2012)
Kenzi is hurt and outraged by her mother’s attempt to “sell” her to Prince Momar and she runs off leaving Sid to face the music for not delivering…as promised!
Season 6, Episode 13 Back Where We Started From (24 Oct. 2012)
Sidney narrowly avoids prosecution and is sent back to the States in a worst financial bind than before, until she comes up with her craziest scheme to date.
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:25:18 GMT -5
SEASON 7 EPISODE GUIDE
Season 7, Episode 1 Sidney Grey Reloaded (2 Jan. 2013)
The gang is shocked when Sidney’s plan to return to the top is revealed, coming back to the world of professional wrestling after a nearly 20 year absence from the sport.
Season 7, Episode 2 Slanted View (9 Jan. 2013)
Sidney manages to become a headache for her new company after her vicious twitter attacks against her opponents draw the ire of the Asian right group SLANT.
Season 7, Episode 3 Giving Back to the Fans (16 Jan. 2013)
Sidney’s first official promo is an utter disaster when she shows up to the arena extremely intoxicated and vomits all over the fans in the first row.
Season 7, Episode 4 A Technicality (23 Jan. 2013)
Despite a surprisingly good performance in her first match, Sidney loses in a triple threat match; she contemplates quitting until she realizes that she was never pinned.
Season 7, Episode 5 Out of the Wok, Into the Fire (30 Jan. 2013)
Sidney’s boasting angers the locker room and leads to the scheduling of a one-on-one match against the triple threat winner, an Asian superstar with the backing of SLANT.
Season 7, Episode 6 Frien-emies (6 Feb. 2013)
Sidney’s earns a tainted victory over her opponent and SLANT, but the win comes at a huge cost for SoLo when she is forced to betray her friend to help her boss.
Season 7, Episode 7 Big Ass vs. Big Mouth (13 Feb. 2013)
When the mesmerizing backside of another gorgeous female wrestler catches Maleek’s attention Sidney’s claws come out and another vicious war of words erupts.
Season 7, Episode 8 Just Say, NO!! (20 Feb. 2013)
Sidney pitches a fit when she is snubbed by Maleek and doesn’t have her on his interview show; she is even angrier when she sees that his guest is none other than Chastity Pride!
Season 7, Episode 9 I Was Only Kidding (27 Feb. 2013)
As the feud between Sidney and Maleek’s crush escalates, Sidney realizes that her viciousness may get her excluded from the biggest wedding of the year.
Season 7, Episode 10 Crossing the Line (6 Mar. 2013)
Sidney’s true colors are revealed when she launches a vile sneak attack on the bride-to-be; but she is shocked when her actions land her in hot water with management.
Season 7, Episode 11 Falling Star (13 Mar. 2013)
When Sidney is banned from the wedding, she comes up with a plan to crash the event by parachuting in; the gang worries that without lessons she faces very real danger.
Season 7, Episode 12 The Last Straw? (20 Mar. 2013)
Though Sidney’s attempt to rain on the wedding fails in spectacular fashion, leading to her arrest, the company is none to pleased by the negative publicity she attracts.
Season 7, Episode 13 Series Finale…? (27 Mar. 2013)
When Sidney is handed her official release from the company her future as well as the fate of “The World According to Sid” is put into serious jeopardy.
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:28:58 GMT -5
REALITY STAR PREPARES FOR POSSIBLE WRESTLING RETURN?
CP Circle Press Updated 9:00 ET, Monday, June 2, 2014
NEW YORK CITY – NEW YORK – Fans of reality TV may be getting their Sidney Grey fix scratched a lot more often. Rumors continue to swirl that the television star is primed for yet another return to the squared circle. Wrestling insiders say that Grey is close to inking a deal with Ladies All-Star Wrestling (LAW). The buzz behind this seem even more likely since The Circle Television Network (CTN) has recently announced that it would be airing LAW events in the very near future.
At this time no one is ready to speculate on whether Grey would be an in-ring performer or serve in some role as an on-air personality. Either way, should Grey make a return to wrestling, it is likely to be big news and mean a spike in ratings for LAW as well as CTN. The unpredictable antics of Grey have been ratings gold in the past for networks and public relations nightmares for her employers. Wrestling fans and reality show fanatics alike are sure to be treated to a happening like none if a deal is signed.
In 2012 Grey returned to the world of professional wrestling after a 20 plus year hiatus. The one-time grappler, model, and actress signed an exclusive 1-year contract with Platinum Dynasty Wrestling (PDW) and quickly became a headache for the company. After only a few months as an in-ring performer, Grey’s controversial statements and unpredictable behavior led to a parting of the ways between the two. The details of her release have never been made public.
CTN Press Photo: Sidney Grey
Prior to her run in PDW, Grey’s last in-ring appearance was in the early 90’s as a member of The North American Wrestling League (NAWL). After suffering an injury and later leaving that company Grey moved on from the sport entirely, seeking her fortunes elsewhere. Grey had a highly touted modeling career and enjoyed some small success in acting before several highly publicized incidents involving drug and alcohol addiction made her an pariah in the industry.
Grey made her return to prominence in 2009 and is currently starring in her own hit reality television show on CTN, “The World According to Sid.” The show follows the antics of Grey, as an aging former model and actress as she attempts to rekindle her career. Many speculate that this recent attempt at a wrestling return is just another publicity stunt to garner more viewers and further sensationalize Grey’s attempts at returning to relevancy. These claims are supposedly bolstered by the idea that Grey is in her middle to late forties and would never be able to compete with women half her age, let alone pass a physical exam which would allow someone in her horrible physical and mental condition to actively compete inside the squared circle.
If the rumors are true, like PDW, LAW may be inheriting more than it bargained for. No stranger to controversy, over the course of the last several years Grey has been the subject of multiple court cases for assault, public lewdness, property damage, and drunken driving. Grey, a self professed functioning alcoholic and recovering drug addict has settled these cases and committed herself to avoiding further run ins with the law, but if history actually does repeat itself LAW may find itself in the middle of her next publicized meltdown. The current roster of LAW stars have proven themselves to be a solid ratings attraction and many of them are viewed as positive role models, however Grey may become a threat to the company’s sterling image…should the rumors prove to be true.
As of the time of this article, there has been no official announcement from the management of LAW or Ms. Sidney Grey.
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Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:30:16 GMT -5
CP Circle Press Updated 19:00 ET, Saturday, June 7, 2014
NEW YORK CITY – NEW YORK – Fans of the reality show “The World According to Sid” rejoiced as Ladies All-Star Wrestling (LAW) made things official by announcing the hiring of Sidney Grey earlier last week. LAW wasted no time capitalizing off the buzz as they scheduled the returning star to a match against trillionaire socialite, Angel Kash. While Kash is a tough competitor, in usual Sidney Grey fashion she has decided to focus her attention on someone other than her opponent…LAW lead interviewer, Carmen Diaz.
Carmen attempted to hype the match between Sidney and Angel by shedding a bit of light on the age difference between the two. Sidney fired back on twitter at Carmen, calling her a street-walking prostitute, taking great exception to being called an “Older Lady Wrestler.” Fans of Carmen have been quick to take up the interviewer’s side and defend her comments as nothing more than an innocent slip of the tongue, but Sidney Grey has never been known as the forgiving sort.
While the match between Sidney and Angel is sure to be one of the more interesting ones on the card, fans may be more interested to see what happens when Sidney Grey and Carmen Diaz finally meet. Will the unpredictable reality star live up to her infamous reputation or is this just more shameless promotion to boost ratings? We all wait in eager anticipation.
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Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:32:24 GMT -5
Crowd Work 101; Sidney Grey Arrives
PUBLIC AUDITORIUM
Cleveland, Ohio
8 June, 2014
“Ms. Grey?” SoLo, her Personal Assistant, tapped Sidney lightly on her shoulder to get her attention. When she didn’t stir, SoLo tapped again, this time a bit more insistently. “Ms. Grey…they are ready for you.”
Sidney stirred and immediately swatted at the offending hand that had beckoned her from her slumber. She stretched as she looked around, bleary-eyed while she struggled to recall exactly where she was and what she was suppose to be doing. “Wha…? Where in the hell are we?!”
SoLo put her hand on Sidney’s shoulder as she leaned in close and whispered, “The press conference…” she paused to give Sidney a chance to digest what she was saying, “…for your debut in Ladies All-Star Wrestling.”
Sidney struggled to get herself together, then she paused as her phone vibrated. Sidney picked it up and read the Twitter message. She narrowed her eyes and angrily typed a message back, then slammed her phone down. “I swear before God, if one more person tweets me about that shit-head Carmen Diaz, I’ll fucking scream!” She took a deep breath, then suddenly her eyes brightened with recollection of where she was, and what she was supposed to be doing. She stood up abruptly, blinking her eyes rapidly to clear them. “Oh shit!” she exclaimed to herself as she looked down at her assistant. “How do I look?”
SoLo stood and quickly made sure that Sidney looked like she hadn’t just awakened from a 3-day bender…like she actually had. SoLo had ensured that Sidney arrived at the press conference on time and she was dressed impeccably. The only thing that she couldn’t do was make sure that Sidney was coherent. As she looked her employer over she breathed a sigh of relief because somehow Sidney suddenly seemed bright eyed and bushy tailed, despite the obscene amount of alcohol she had ingested over the last 72 hours.
SoLo gave a nod, “You look beautiful Ms. Grey, like always.”
Sidney snorted as she rolled her eyes. “I obviously pay you way too much fucking money” she eyed SoLo critically, “…we may have to do something about that later.”
SoLo gave a half grin a she led Sidney to the entranceway, pausing at the open door as throngs of reporters and fans waited. “They are ready for you.” SoLo handed her a cup of hot espresso and watched as her employer chugged it down to fully wake herself, before handing her back the empty cup and walking out across the stage as cameras flashed and the crowd clamored. SoLo crossed her fingers in the hopes that Sidney would make a good showing for the public…instead of the usual mess she always seemed to make of things. It was out of her hands now…
CANDID MOMENT: SOLO
Working for Ms. Grey is the best job…and the worst job that I have ever had. I enjoy the adventure and the travel, it’s all very exciting. However, she isn’t exactly the easiest person in the world to work for. I knew that I would have my hands full when I agreed to take the job, but I wanted a challenge.
On the plus side, I have developed a whole new set of skills that I didn’t know I had. I can switch seats with a drunk driver who is being chased by the police in a car going 90 miles per hour. I can provide a clean urine sample anytime of the day or night whenever Ms. Grey needs one for her parole officer. And just tonight I found out that I can get a completely unconscious woman dressed inside the back of a limousine in under 10 minutes! Not sure that I can use any of that on a resume…not sure I would want to.
Back at the press conference, Sidney walked across the stage with all the practiced grace of the runway model she had once been following her initial wrestling career. She looked out over the crowd, but the faces were all a blur to her because of the hangover that circled her head like a fog. A less experienced drunk would never make it, but Sidney was no amateur.
As she approached the podium, she paused to pose and wave to the crowd, making sure they got only the best shots of her still magnificent body. She took a second to glance at her attire, for all she knew she was completely naked…it had happened before…and it was bound to happen again. Fortunately, she was more than appropriately dressed, in fact SoLo had done a marvelous job of dressing her. ‘Yep!’ she thought to herself, SoLo was being paid far too well when she was that detail oriented. She’d have to put a stop to it for sure.
She walked up to the podium and adjusted the microphone, her big brown eyes assessing the masses. This was her moment to make an impression and everything was just as it should be. The people were here, the cameras were on, and she was dressed to the absolute 9’s…maybe even the 10’s. Sidney leaned in close to the microphone, opened her mouth, and let fly with the longest and loudest burp that had ever been captured on video…
CANDID MOMENT: SIDNEY
Yeah, I burped! What’s the big fucking deal? I mean, it’s not like I farted…loud enough for anyone to hear at least! Besides, that was a lot wittier than anything that has ever come out of Carmen Diaz’s mouth. That just goes to show, you can take a hooker off the streets and clean her up nice for show and tell, but you’ll never be able to do anything about what comes out of her mouth…or what’s all been in it for that matter!!
Old fucking Lady Wrestler MY ASS! We are going to have more than a few words Ms. Diaz…more than just a few goddamn words!
Sidney leaned across the podium, practically draping herself over it as she looked out over the crowd. “Well?” she asked, “These fucking questions aren’t going to ask themselves!”
For a moment no one said a word as they all just looked around at one another, wondering who would be stupid enough to ask a question. Finally, one bold fellow stood up, eyeing Sidney critically. “Yes, I have a question…are you drunk right now?”
The crowd laughed as Sidney glared at the man and the rest of the crowd. Sidney slammed her hand down on the podium, causing the microphone to blare through the room with the sound of piercing feedback. “I know that you all think that I’m some kind of joke! You think that the only reason I am in Ladies All-Star Wrestling is to boost the rating for my reality show!” Her eye roamed the room, falling on each and every one of them. “Well, I am here to tell you…YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT!!”
Offstage, SoLo put her hand over her face as Sidney all but buried herself in front of the entire world. Certainly, it was the world’s worst kept secret, but when she herself gave voice to it, that made it all the more heinous. Domino, her Public Relations Representative, would not be happy about this and it would require a lot of damage control…maybe even more than she was capable of.
Oblivious to her Assistant’s musings, Sidney continued on, even as the crowd began to turn on her. “I am a publicity whore…and everyone in this goddamn room knows that! Everyone who watches my life unfold on television every week knows that! Everyone in LAW knows that!” She yanked the microphone off the mount and kicked the podium over, causing the crowd to gasp. Instead of throwing a tantrum, Sidney straddled the fallen podium, laying across it like a large jungle cat.
Sidney smirked, “I am into self promotion…BIG FUCKING DEAL! Everyone else is as well, I just get vilified because I don’t hide it! I don’t hide anything about myself…not like the rest of you hypocrites!” The crowd continued to boo her, but she seemed to be enjoying herself. “I came to LAW to do what I could to keep my show on the air…and if that upsets some of you, I couldn’t care less! That’s the damn facts and I’m not going to sugarcoat it so I can be a fucking sheep like the rest of you!”
“YOU’RE DRUNK! GET OFF THE STAGE!!” someone yelled out from the crowd.
Sidney sat up, “Get off? GET OFF?!!” She threw back her head an laughed. “PLEASE!! You goddamn vultures want me on this stage…you want me in that ring next Sunday…you want me sloppy fucking drunk and you want me saying and doing whatever hell I want, because it gives you something to write about…something to talk about…a reason to think you are better than me.” She smiled, “But that’s just it…none of you are better than me…and that’s why you’re all here…that’s why you’ll all buy tickets to this event. You’ll all get behind whomever I am scheduled to wrestle…as well as that vapid windbag, Carman Diaz, that idiot interviewer that Sid has been soooooo mean to and you’ll cheer them on, hoping that one of them will take me down a few pegs…maybe even take me down to your level.” She chuckled mirthlessly, “But I’ve never been that low…and I never will!”
The crowd was on the verge of rioting, but Sidney didn’t stop. “Each and every one of you want me to go out there and fail, but I have news for you all…I am the reason that people are going to turn the channel to LAW next weekend! I am the reason that people are going to flock to one of the shittiest states in the country and slap down good money to get into the Public Auditorium in Cleveland!”
Sid sighed as she leaned back and listened to the uproar over her inflammatory comments. It was truly like music to her ears. This was going to be rating gold for her and her show…she could practically feel her stock rising. She turned her attention back to the conference. “LAW has been chugging right along without me…doing a fine job of holding its own against reruns of Bones and Law & Order, but Lucas Dupree is no dummy…he knows who can butter his bread best around here! That’s why he signed me!”
CANDID MOMENT: SIDNEY
Hummmmm…Lucas Dupree…that is a fine piece of man. Seriously…when I signed with the company, he just seemed like a kinda…I don’t know, run of the mill grease monkey who was only interested in being Fast & Furious with his car collection. My, how things seemed to have changed! Now that I have been here for a week…I have certainly changed my opinion on Mr. Dupree! I mean, the man is…is…ELECTRIFYING!
If he wasn’t my Boss, I’d screw his damn brains out! Of course, I am a professional, so there will be none of that. If he wants to bang me, he’ll have to ask…just like everyone else!
Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
As the scene flashed back to the conference, one reporter yelled out over the restless crowd, “IF YOU’RE SO GREAT, WHY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CARD?!! WHY AREN’T YOU IN THE MAIN EVENT?!!”
Sidney narrowed her gaze on the man, focusing on him with laser-like precision through the alcohol-induced haze that seemed to constantly be around her. “YOU’RE RIGHT…I SHOULD BE CLOSING THE FUCKING SHOW, BUT BECAUSE I HAVE TO SHARE THE RING WITH A CURTAIN JERKING NO-BODY, I GET FUCKED OVER!!” Sidney sat up, her eyes narrowed, “I am bigger than Angel Kash, I don’t care how much money she has! Instead of spending all of her less-than hard earned money on trying to become as famous as I am, she should focus on a more attainable goal, like learning how to actually fucking wrestle!”
Sidney threw her head back and laughed, “This really is nothing more than a horrible joke! No one is even going to give a shit about the other 2 matches before or the 3 matches after mine!” She paused and gave a shrug, “No disrespect to them…I’m just more interesting and a bigger draw…it happens. Get over it jealous bitches!”
Another reporter in the crowd spoke up. “Those other women have been in LAW and other wrestling organizations, making names for themselves, paying dues. What gives you the right to run them or anyone else down? Looks like a shameless attempt to just put yourself over instead!”
Sidney chuckled as she smirked. “Ohhhh, aren’t you cute! Speaking the wrestling lingo and everything! Listen up sparky! There is a reason why you’re a loser ass mark and all of the rest of these dim bulbs around you pay good money to see what I do…because you can’t do it!” This elicited a cascade of boos from the crowd, but Sidney didn’t stop. “To answer your question about what right I have to talk about them…well…plain and simple I’m the reason why there will be asses in the seats! The ONE thing that Carmen Diaz got right was the fact that I AM in fact AWESOME and certifiably LEGENDARY! After I destroy Kash and send her running out of LAW and the wrestling business…there won’t be any need for me to ‘put myself over’ or ‘pay any dues’ because everyone in that locker room will be on fucking notice…Sidney Grey has arrived, and the fucking game has changed!”
The crowd continued to boo, but Sidney seemed completely unfazed, as she smiled deviously, “Now, if you’ll excuse me…I think someone mentioned something about me being drunk. I’m not there yet…but I’m about to be!”
Sid dropped the microphone and pushed herself off the overturned podium. The crowd was in a frenzy over her disrespectful, so-called press conference. Sidney gave them all the finger as she kicked the podium over the edge of the stage and it hit the floor with a satisfying crash.
As she walked back to SoLo, she couldn’t stop grinning. “God! Did you see their stupid faces?! They…are…PISSED!!”
SoLo peeked around the edge of the doorway and quickly tuned and followed Sidney, who was already well down the hall. She ran up behind her employer, “Ms. Grey…do you think that was a good idea? I mean…it’s not like anyone else in LAW needs a reason to hate you.” She wrung her hands nervously. “I’m just saying that…”
Sidney stopped in her tracks, and glared at SoLo. “I don’t tell you how to kill whales and fry rice, so don’t tell me how to cut a goddamn promo!” Sidney poked her hard in the chest. “The bitches here need to know their place and they all need to know that I am NOT afraid of them! The same goes for that jizz-bag border rat Carmen Diaz!” She started to turn and walk away, then she stopped and turned back. “I am going to have a word or two with Lucas Dupree about that bitch!” Sidney sneered as she muttered under her breath, “…goddamn tramp…” as she walked away, “That dumb hooker needs to watch her fucking mouth before someone ends up giving a call to Immigration! We’ll see how funny you think you are when they ship your ass back to Mexico!”
Sidney walked off and SoLo reluctantly followed behind her. She could only imagine what the rest of the week would bring…
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:38:13 GMT -5
Old Friends and a New Carmen's Corner
CTN TOWERS New York City, New York
Domino, Sidney’s Public Relations Representative rapped her long and perfectly manicured nails on her mahogany desk as she stared at Maleek Raheem, as he sat dispassionately staring back at her. “Well?” she asked.
He shrugged his shoulders as he seemed taken aback by her question, “Well, what?”
Domino sat back hard in her seat to show her frustration, but she kept her eyes focused on him. “Can you explain to me why my phone has been blowing up since last week with questions over Sid’s drunken rant about her LAW debut? She made a spectacle of herself out there, when she should have been promoting her show and her appearance this weekend! Where were you? Why weren’t you there to stop her from screwing this thing up?!”
He rolled his eyes, folding his thickly muscled arms over his chest. “Man, I aint her fuckin’ babysister! She’s a grown ass woman! If that bitch wants to go out there and act a damn fool, that’s her damn business!!” He pointed at her, “Why you aint tellin’ that stupid old hag that she needs to be more worried about Kash puttin’ her foot in her ass instead of you draggin’ my ass in here and questionin’ me on what the hell I’m doing!”
Domino cocked her head to the side, “And what exactly ARE you doing Raheem? I mean, you certainly aren’t taking care of business!”
Raheem gave a grin, “You need a brotha to ‘take care of yo’ business?!” he chuckled loudly. “I mean, I got nothin’ but time on my hands right now. What’s up?”
Domino shook her head, then leaned in close with a smile of her own. “Careful Raheem…you might not want to spread yourself too thin. I’ve looked at the LAW roster, looks like you have more than a few past business associates to worry about before you get around to me.” She eyed him carefully, “I need to know who you’re really going to be in bed with this weekend…us or them?”
Candid Moment: Domino
Maleek Raheem is not the man to manage Sidney’s business affairs, but I can’t deny the fact that when it comes to ladies, he has a certain…way about him. Besides, Sidney has a massive crush on him and wouldn’t let me fire him, even if I wanted to! Of course, that doesn’t change the fact that he doesn’t give two shits about her and he’d rather spend his free time trying to stick it to everyone and anyone stupid enough to drop their panties for him.
I…have admittedly been stupid in the past. I am SO over that…
That brings me to LAW…and two very prominent skeletons in Raheem’s closet. He and Crystal Hilton had a thing a few years ago. Interesting girl…did some good business for CTN with television and music, but I never quite got the attraction to Raheem. She’s a smart girl…but she had to know that Raheem was a dog looking to bury his bone wherever he could. Of course…what’s to say that she wasn’t the one that was playing him? I don’t know how this is going to play out…with their history, something is bound to snap between Crystal and Sid. I need Raheem to put a lid on this thing before it becomes…a thing!
Then, of course, there is Angel Kash…who just happens to be Sid’s very first opponent in LAW. I know about as much about the relationship between Angel and Raheem as I did about the one with Crystal. Were they doing it…or were they just doing business? Angel was always an opportunist…and an exceptionally rich and vicious one. I know for a fact that she was using Raheem to get ahead. The question is whether he is still on that bitch’s payroll or not!
Raheem exhaled hard to show his exasperation. “Man! Get on wit’ that shit! I’m about business first! You payin’ me to do this thing wit’ Sid…I’ma do th’ damn thing!” He tried to play it off, but he knew that it was written all over his face. His past dealings with Crystal Hilton and Angel Kash could be a problem, if he let it…or it could be a boon. He knew that Domino was a businesswoman of the highest caliber first and foremost. That is why he signed on with her in the first place. She knew that at the end of the day, only dollars made any sense…loyalty only got you so far.
He cocked his head to the side and assessed Domino carefully. There was no need to sugar coat things with her. “Look! Let’s be real shall we? This whole thing wit’ Sid has been cool…but you and I both know that it can’t last. Sid is on her way out of th’ damn spotlight! Her shit is old and played th’ fuck out! That show of hers is on its last legs and everyone knows that this season is gonna be her last. This wrestlin’ stunt she is trying to pull is embarrassing!” He shook his head. “Back in th’ day…Sid was th’ shit, but now, that bitch aint gonna draw no damn real fuckin’ cheddar! She’ll be lucky to draw flies! If you wanna get paid…you need to put that bitch out to pasture and put yo’ money behind someone younger and more relevant…PERIOD!”
Domino looked at him, hearing what he was saying and not disagreeing entirely. All the same, she kept her poker face on. There was no need for her to show him that she was buying what he was selling…at least not at the moment. “So…you suggesting that we just sever ties with the woman…just like that?!!”
Raheem stared at her as if she was stupid and was missing the point. “Dom, I know you aint no damn dummy! Look at what Sid did last week? She made a fool out of herself on national television and she has spent every spare moment since then, bashin’ an interviewer for callin’ her old ass what she is…OLD!!”
Domino shook her head. “I am NOT ready to throw away years of good business because you want to get one of your old exes in here and on the payroll! You’re thinking with your little head instead of your big one!”
Raheem snorted at her dick joke, “Funny…but you know that I’m right. Sid aint nothin’ but a damn headache and the only reason that anyone ever gave a damn about her is because she’s a fuckin’ train wreck waitin’ to happen…everyone likes seein’ a spectacular crash!” He shrugged his shoulders, “I’m sayin’ we should take this chance to make a change! CTN use to back th’ hottest talent out there…not senior fuckin’ citizens! Would Kash or Hilton be so bad?!! Think about it!”
Domino couldn’t argue with logic, nor could she argue with ratings. They had been slipping over the past few seasons and coming back to wrestling was a last ditch effort to salvage Sid’s last sliver of fame. Still, she wasn’t quite ready to kick Sid to the curve…not without having something better on the hook. “I hear you loud and clear Raheem…but you need to hear me! I have ZERO intention of severing ties with Sid while there is still money to be made.” Raheem started to speak, but she cut him off. “FUCK THAT!! I don’t want to hear it!” She pointed at him, “You need to get Sid ready to face Kash! You know her…you worked with her…hell, for all I know you were screwing her! Tell Sid what she needs to do when she faces her.”
He held up his hands, “What th’ fuck do I look like?! I aint got no motherfuckin’ time machine! That is what she’s gonna need when she steps in th’ ring wit’ Kash! That damn lush is gonna get…”
Domino slammed her hand down on the desk. GODDAMN IT!! YOU’RE NOT HEARING ME!!” She narrowed her eyes as her voice lowered, “Sid putting on a good show against Angel Kash is going to be your focus! No more jokes about her being old or stupid…a drunk…”
“SHE IS A DAMN DRUNK!!” Raheem yelled.
Domino couldn’t dispute that, but it was immaterial at the moment. “Her press conference was a disaster. SoLo got her upright…but upright isn’t good enough. I need you to get to Cleveland and get her ready for the match.” Domino sighed as she sat back and shook her head. “She doesn’t need to win…but it would be nice if Kash didn’t kill her…okay?”
Raheem didn’t answer as he threw up his hands in defeat... Candid Moment: Raheem
Aint this about a damn bitch?! I’m tryin’ hard like a motha to get my damn shine on and instead of me blowin’ up th’ damn spot…I have to look after a bitch…WIT’ liver spots! This shit is on my last fuckin’ nerve…that’s for real!
Dom wants me to look after her little cash cow? I’m gonna do it…but if that bitch get her damn neck broke by Angel, that’s too fuckin’ bad! Serves her right for spendin’ all of her time worried about what Carmen Diaz’s fine ass had to say about her instead of keepin’ her mind on th’ damn ring! Spendin’ all her damn time cryin’ bout Crystal and who she’s lookin’ at! Man, Sid better watch herself…fuckin’ wit’ them Hispanics is liable to get a bitch stabbed!
Raheem rubbed the back of his neck hard as he came to grips with the fact that Domino wasn’t quite ready to give up on Sid, still…he could see that given the right opportunity…she’d do what needed to be done. “Okay! I’ll roll wit’ it for now…just think about what I said. I am tryin’ to help you!”
“You’re trying to help yourself,” Domino interjected “…but I can certainly appreciate a man who is so passionate about his position…and how to improve it.” She laced her fingers as she assessed him. “You have a relationship with Kash…I need you take advantage of that relationship. Things with Sid are…tenuous at the moment. We don’t need another disaster on our hands. Make sure that things go…well.”
He nodded, “You know I’m your boy…”
She returned the nod. “As for Hilton…I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t interested in seeing her working with us again.” She paused, unsure if she wanted to even put the offer out there. “If she’s open to coming back into the fold…maybe I am interested in making…some long overdue changes.”
A long slow smile crept across his face. “There’s my bitch.”
Domino stiffened. “I haven’t okayed anything! Just test the waters is all that I am saying. I am not cutting ties with Sid until I’m sure of what I have…” she arched her eyebrow at him, “…are we clear?”
Raheem smiled broadly as he responded, “Crystal.”
END
Cleveland, Ohio The Inner City…?
“This is SO not a good idea” SoLo said to herself for the hundredth time since Sidney had told her of her plan. Like many of the schemes that her employer had cooked up in the past, she knew that this would somehow result in a spectacular backlash of epic proportions. She knew that Sidney wouldn’t listen to her, but felt it was at least her duty to try to talk some sense into her employer. “Ms. Grey…I don’t think that thi…”
“QUIET!” Sid screamed, “I need silence to get into my role. Don’t distract me!”
SoLo did what she was told, but that didn’t change her feelings about what was about to happen. She looked over at the cameraman and he looked back at her and shrugged. He was just doing what he was told…but she sensed that even he knew that this was going to be spectacularly bad.
Sid spoke up, “Okay…I’m ready. ACTION!!”
The camera pulled back to a shot of a dimly lit street. In the background, a sprawling ghetto stood with dirty brick walls covered with graffiti and dotted with windows baring cracked and shattered panes. Cars passed by slowly, as their driver’s took note of the desperate women wearing next to nothing, draped in a lack of self-respect and poverty. The inner city was hell…and we were in the middle of it.
As a black sedan slows and pulls up to the curve, one of the girls walks over and taps on the window. The nervous young man rolls it down and swallows hard as he gives a cautious nod to the woman, working to force out a coherent greeting, “H-Hi…I…”
Suddenly another woman charges into the scene, knocking the woman away from the window as she yelled at her in a thick Hispanic accent that was almost inaudible. “GET OUTTA HERE PUTA!! THIS IS CARMEN’S STREET CORNER!! JOU BETTA START RUNNING BEFORE I CUT JOU!!” The woman turns her attention to the startled man in the car, “Hi Daddy, are jou looking for some good time?”
The man shakes his head violently as he stomps on the gas, causing his car to peel out, leaving the woman in a thick cloud of exhaust fumes and burning rubber. The woman coughs as she tries desperately to wave away the billowing fog. She stamps her feet as she flips off the rapidly disappearing car. ‘FUCK JOU ASSHOLE!!”
As the cloud dissipates the woman regains her composure and turns to the camera and it focuses on her face, revealing Sidney Grey dressed and made up to look like a rather unflattering version of Carmen Diaz. She gave a toothy grin that was bedazzled with a sparkling grill that appeared to spell out the word “HO” in multicolored sequins.
“E’llo everyones and welcomes to the Carmen’s Street Corner!” She gestures to the less than impressive surroundings, “I, of course, is the Carmen Diaz, LAW’s Lead Interviewers!” She gives a knowing wink to the camera.
“Before I get start on the shows, I have somethings VERY important to say…” she pauses as she gestures for the camera to come closer. “I am a stupid, uneducated douche bags and jou are a stupid if jou watches this show!” The camera pulled back as she smiled. “Now that the daily announces is over, lets get to the shows, jes?!”
The Newes and The Updates:
”Now that the LAW Validations is in the books…” she paused, “…which someones had to tell me about, because I cannot read, I would like to thanks to all the peoples that makes the shows a success…by inviting them into my cavernous hole of a mouth.” She winked, “Don’t worries…it is room enough for everyones in here!”
“This weeks, LAW had the privileges of signing traces mamis…Ashy Scallion, Jennys Tuck, and Gabriellas Muchachos. What is even much more betters, LAW was lucky enough to be make picked by the biggest stars in all the worlds…” she gave an overly long and dramatic pause, “…SIDNEY GREY!!” I can spend many, many hours talking about the Sidney Grey, but I could never do her the justices that she deserves…because I am an uneducated douche!”
“In others, but more sad newes…LAW has made the releases of The Circus of Maximus for failing to meet booking obligations.” She paused and looked nervously off camera. “They got fired because they no can read either?”
From off camera an answer came, “No, they just didn’t show up when they were told to.”
That seemed to fill her with some relief. “OH! Thank goodness, because my reading is not so goods!”
“LAWs next big events will be the ippv shows, “Queens of the Rings” which will make features a one-nights-stand…errr…sorry! One-nights tournament! The winner…which everyone agrees will be Sidney Grey, will go on to the make the faces and go on to beat the LAW World Champions!” She gives a rye grin before continuing, “The losers of the finales will make the faces with the Marquee Champions.”
LAW #7 Review
”Okay! The first post-Validation show went down…and that is somethings that I am VERY familiars with…going down! There were 4 huge matches and all of them would have been much better if Sidney Grey were in them…still, I guess they were pretty much okay…”
“Zeldas Kites…” she paused, “Jou know, I didn’t know that they make her into a video games, that is SO cool!” She looked confused for a second, “Where was I? OH!! Zeldas and the Skyes Sparkles, won the LAW Tag team titles at the Validations in a 4 team elimination tournament! Just to leave no doubts, the champs took on the women they beat in singles competitions! Despite being a champions, Sparkles proved that she was the weakest Links when she was beaten in less than spectacular fashions by a members of the LAW medical treatment staff!”
Again, a voice calls to her from off camera, “She not a doctor…she is just called Doc.”
She looks shocked, “Doc is not a real doctors?!” She seems dismayed at first and then somewhat relieved. “I was going to ask her about this burnings I have in my burrito box…I’m so glad you told me this! That would have been embarrassing!” She gave a sigh.
“Katie Steelers, the woman who going to lose her title to Sidney Grey, our next Queens of the Rings, got to enjoy one mores victory as she battled Fates. I am sure that she is savoring all the wins she can get before she loses that belt to a much more deserving woman…Sidney Grey.” She winked again.
“After the weakest Links in her team was beaten, Zeldas returned the favor and beatens the weakest links of the Doctor’s team, Cindy Wardens.” She narrowed her eyes thoughtfully, “Jou know…Zeldas should team with the Doctors and then they will both have a team with no losers…that is my thinkings on this.” Again she paused, “Of course, I am a stupido…so that should be taken into accountings.”
A slight sneer touched her lips as she talked about the next match, “On to the strangers in my bed matches. The Hermaphrodites found herself in a teams with Flash Gordans as they took on Violent and my personal favorite…” she said, as the sarcasm could almost be seen dripping from her lips. “…Crystal Ho-Ton!” She smirked, “To be honest, while this matches was good, I feel like kinda bad because Ho-Ton is like a stereotypist! I mean, why she have to steal the matches from her partners?! I feel like…now peoples are thinking we all steal stuff…” she shrugged, “…I mean, yeah…it’s true…but she’s a bitch and stuff!”
LAW #8 Preview:
”Ahhhhh! Now we get to the coming up shows!”
Jennys Tuck vs. Danica Patricks Jones
”I don’t know what Jenny has been tucking, but I don’t think it’s the burritos because its probably a taco! All of that aside, she is going to find herself in a match with LAWs resident crash test dummy! If I am a betting womans, I would say that Danica is going to go down on Jennys…OH!! No! I mean Danica is going down…if shes not careful!”
Ashy Scallion vs. Haruna Kindawannasucky
”Ashy makes her debutes in this matches against Haruna Kindawannasucky! Honestly, I don’t know anything about these womens. I heard that Ashy was a big deal…and that is more than I have heard about Haruna.” She rubbed her hands together. “I am REALLY looking forward to going to get some popcorns during this matches!”
Sidney Grey vs. Angle Kashes
She lit up when it was time to talk about this match. “OK! I don’t want to be fucking a dead horses here…but I will say it again…I am a stupid bitch!” She wiped the imaginary sweat from her brow, “Now that we have gotten that out of the way…HOW GREAT IS SIDNEY GREY?!! I mean, we should be putting the belt on her right now…so that it is legitimate, for a changes!” She pointed at the camera, “I hopes that the management is watching. Look! Why is this match not the main events?! Everyone is watching LAW just to see Sidney, and they are going to turn off the television as soon as the matches is over! This boggles the mind!”
She stroked her chin, “I understand that Angle Kashes sucks in the ring and it will be an easy defeat…but trust me, a bad Sidney Grey matches is better than anything else that is going to be on that night!”
The Doctor vs. Crystal Ho-Ton
”I might as well breeze through these, since the audience is going to turn off their televisions as soon as Sidney Grey is done beating Kashes to a pulp! With any luck, we will see Zeldas come down to the rings with her new partner, The Doctor! I know it’s a longest shots, but with any luck, Doctor will perform a successful face transplants on Crystal and she’ll leave the ring looking like a woman instead of Rupaul!”
EMF (Enormous Menstrual Flow) vs. Crème de Fatale
“When Zeldas brings out The Doctor as her new partners, fresh off of rearranging Ho-Ton’s face, this will be a greatest moments for LAW! Whether or not they stands a chances against Hermaphrodite and her partner in Crème de Fatale, remains to be seen!”
Kate Steelers vs. Violent
“Lastly, but not leastly! It’s champions against the champions matches! Which of these womens will prove to be superiors?” She shrugged, “It doesn’t matter now that Sidney Grey is here! The only way that this matches ends on a positive note, is if they both just hand their titles over to Sidney when it is all over!”
Closing:
”Thank you all for coming out to my Carmen’s Street Corner! I am POSITIVE that this was the best shows that I have ever done! I am also POSITIVE that I am a giant fucking douche!” She stuck her tongue out and licked it at the camera. “For no one out there in particular, I'm Carmen Diaz, and I'll see jou here next time I decide to do something useful with my mouth…right here on Carmen’s Street Corner!
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:44:43 GMT -5
The Scene Behind the Scenes...
CLEVELAND AUDITORIUM
Cleveland, Ohio
June 15, 2014
Following the show, Sidney’s Personal Assistant stood outside waiting for the car she had arranged to pick up her employer. SoLo checked her watch and looked around nervously, hoping that the car would be there on time. She didn’t see the car she had arranged for Sidney, but she did see something that did interest her. She narrowed her eyes as she watched Maleek Raheem walk out of a side door on the far corner of the building with blonde female. She couldn’t make out the woman’s face or hear what the two were talking about, but she could tell that the two were very cozy together. Before the woman got into her car, she shook his hand and gave him a very friendly hug.
SoLo started walking down towards him, watching the car as it pulled off. She couldn’t see the woman through the smoked glass, but she saw the license plate very clearly…
Angel-1
SoLo walked up to Raheem, eyeing the departing car one last time before turning her attention to Sidney’s Business Manager. “Mr. Raheem, was that who I thought it was? It looked like Angel Kash.”
Raheem folded his arms over his broad chest and raised an eyebrow at her. “I don’t know what th’ hell you talkin’ bout.”
SoLo stared at him, knowing that the smug look on his face was intentional. He might not have been willing to say he was just conspiring with Sidney’s opponent. Of course, it didn’t make any sense to her why he was being so secretive about talking with the woman that Sidney had just destroyed in the ring…unless…unless it really wasn’t what everyone thought it was. SoLo began to get a very uneasy feeling about the whole situation. “Did you work out a deal with Ms. Kash to throw the match tonight?”
Raheem snorted, “Look here, Hong Kong Phooey, don’t be stirrin’ up no damn bullshit that don’t need to be stirred up! Sid won the match and came out lookin’ good…period…point blank! Drop that shit and do whatever it is that you do, a’ight?!”
Raheem walked away from SoLo without another word, leaving SoLo standing there wondering what the implications were of what she had just seen…
Post by The Circle Television Network on Feb 16, 2019 9:50:04 GMT -5
Sidney's Post Match Meltdown
FOLLOWING LAW #9
GRAND RAPIDS, MI
29 Jun 14
SoLo cringed as the concession table was upended and LAW merchandise went sailing in all directions. Sidney grabbed a Doc bobble head and launched it at the two men from security who had been designated to escort her from the building.
“FUCKING BASTARDS!! YOU SAW WHAT SHE DID!! YOU ALL SAW WHAT HILTON DID TO ME!!” Sidney screamed in an absolute rage before the two men rushed her, each man grabbing and arm and physically taking her from the building. Sidney’s feet kicked comically in the air as she was taken through the back entrance and deposited outside. As soon as her feet touched the ground, she started right back inside the building, causing the men to force her back out, slamming and locking the door behind them.
Sidney screamed nonsensically as she threw herself against the steel door and banged her fist on it. SoLo had seen her employer throw tantrums before, but this one was completely off the charts. After Crystal had humiliated her with her little S.I. Magazine prank, Sidney had tried to break Cynthia Warren’s leg…not even concerning herself with getting the win in her match. In an ironic twist, it was Crystal herself who had come to make the save…igniting a vicious fight between the two that had taken all of LAW Security to quell.
SoLo put her hand on Sidney’s shoulder, “Ms. Grey…we must leave before the police are ca…”
Sidney whirled on SoLo, her eyes as large as saucers and filled with rage. “THE POLICE?!! IF ANYONE IS ARRESTED IT SHOULD BE HILTON!!” Sidney pushed past SoLo as she kicked over a garbage can and sent trash scattering across the parking lot.
SoLo chased after Sidney, pleading with her. “Please Ms. Grey, get a hold of yourself! We can talk to Ms. Domino and get this all straightened out. She’ll make sure that this thing doesn’t get any further out of hand, I…”
Sidney stopped in her tracks, suddenly standing ramrod still. “She is going to pay for this…ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO PAY!!” She turned to the building, her fists clenching and unclenching, “If LAW wants to make me out to be the bad guy in all of this…I will show them what it really means to be the bad guy…”
Sidney turned and walked off as SoLo called after her. “Ms. Grey? Where are you going? Ms. Grey?”