Post by DrunkenBuzzsaw on Aug 19, 2019 18:02:51 GMT -5
You can hear the chattering of a large crowd, but no visuals. As a cold, blue spotlight clicks on over a blocky “U”, the opening strains of “Red Cold River” by Breaking Benjamin slowly tease the opening. A slow, CO2 mist curls out from around the letters as the fans start to get excited. Spotlights continue to flick on over subsequent letters, “G,” “W,” “C,” and when Ben Burnley screams “RUN” to usher in the song proper, the stage lights up with six-foot blue flames and the word “Chill” is emblazoned in black across the company letters. The fans hit their feet as pyros fly, and we’re taken to ringside to join our broadcast team of Aaron Reese, "The Drunken Buzzsaw" Chaos and Daniel Hanson.
Reese: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the tenth episode of UGWC CHILL!! I’m your host Aaron Reese! To my left is the most colorful colorman in the business, UGWC legend and Hall of Fame member, “The Drunken Buzzsaw”, Chaos.
Chaos: What’s happening, motherfuckers?.
Reese: And from my right emanates the meandering ramblings of Daniel Hanson.
Hanson: We’re here at Webster Bank Area, here in Bridgeport, Connecticut.!
Reese: Last week was UGWC Grand Slam, where Roxy Cotton has officially solidified herself as the best in the company by becoming a triple champion!
Chaos: Good for her. She definitely earned it, for damn sure.
Reese: That she did, but that was last week, and now it’s time for Chill! We are ready to get the action underway, here on Chill!
Hanson: Good, we still don’t get paid by the minute, let’s move this along.
Chaos: You still shouldn’t get paid at all.
Reese: It should be noted that Ace Sky is already in the ring, I hear that a search party had to locate him as he had not shown up to the arena, and on top of that he did not provide a promo package to air during an entrance.
Hanson: That's a wonderful way to welcome new talent to the company!
Chaos: Fucker is lucky we went and got him and didn't just put a pumpkin with his ring gear out there instead.
Reese: He makes a good point.
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest and ice bear tattoo on his right chest.
Mark Thompson: “From Cologne, Germany, he is The Iceman, Konrad Raab!”
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Reese: Konrad Raab entering to a decent reception here on Chill, and he must be feeling confident after earning the opportunity to fight for the Chaos Title at some point in the near future.
Chaos: He would be feeling more confident if he was facing a pumpkin.
Reese: I think regardless of whether his opponent was animal, mineral or vegetable, Konrad would be feeling good after arguably his most successful run on the main roster to date.
Hanson: This isn't the main roster, A-Reesy, this is Chill! This is like the Thunderdome, homie!
Ding!
Reese: Konrad starts by hitting Sky with a dropkick, then as he rises he hits a bulldog, before climbing the turnbuckle…
Chaos: MOONSAULT!
Reese: Beautifully done by the German sensation.
Hanson: Konrad's not done, and Ace doesn’t look like he knows what hit him.
Chaos: Probably wishes he wouldn’t have bothered showing up. Is it too late to sub in the pumpkin?
Reese: A spinebuster from Konrad, and now he just turned Ace Sky inside-out with a spear.
Chaos: Raab sizing him up… ICE STORM!
1...
2…
3!!!
Reese: Konrad Raab making quick work of his opponent here in, what was it Daniel, the Thunderdome?
Hanson: Go and choke on the Captain's sweaty jock.
Chaos: Nasty bastard.
Ace Sky: 0
Konrad Raab: 6.28