Post by thedarkdestroyer on Sept 8, 2019 21:51:06 GMT -5
The Dark Destroyer
Name: Unknown
Other Names: Don’t get him started on that. Lately, "The Two-Hundred Seventy-Seventh Best Wrestler in the World".
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 185 lbs
Alignment: Does "inept moron" count as an alignment? If not, heel. At least in his mind.
Appearance: A short, thin person with body tattoos and a painted face.
Gimmick: A guy who desperately wants to be terrifyingly evil, but isn’t good at terror or evil. Or wrestling.
Attire: Weird looking face paint, a black cloak with red lining and black pants with "EVIL" down both legs, along with multiple "evil" looking designs.
Wrestling Style: Human punching bag. He’s really, really bad at wrestling.
Entrance Music: “Die Eier von Satan” by Tool
Entrance: The lights plunge the arena into darkness as “Die Eier von Satan” blares through the arena. Strobes flash in time with the weird and creepy video. A few seconds in he comes leaping out onto the stage, nearly trips over his own feet and comes dangerously close to falling off of the stage. He walks to the top of the ramp and looks out over the crowd. He tries to look scary and menacing, but fails because he seems to forget that he’s wearing a mask. He barely manages to walk down the ramp without hurting himself, almost falls off of the ring steps and then trips over the middle rope as he tries to get into the ring. He tries to climb the ropes, but isn’t strong enough to pull himself up and eventually settles for posing in the middle of the ring.
Sometimes he's so uncoordinated that he gets himself tangled in the ring ropes during his entrance.
Finishers:
Dark Destruction: A flying elbow drop that usually misses.
The Dark Abyss of Fathomless Evil: Stunner
Moves:
DDT
Leg Drop
“Big” boot
Attempted Clothesline
Bodyslam (On opponents his size or smaller)
Stomps
Punches
Shoulder block (doesn't tend to work on larger wrestlers)
Leaping knee/ knee trembler (He usually misses and knees himself in the head)
Heelvil: It's an epically bad superkick. It's so bad that the announcers refer to it as "The Stupidkick".
Whatever comes to the match writer's mind. Have fun. Most of his attempts at offense should fail hilariously.
Signatures:
Spear of Destruction: A spear (If the person is larger than him, he'll bounce off of them or come to a dead stop and slide down like a cartoon character).
Darkness: Pedigree
Slingshot of Doom: Springboard moonsault that usually ends up with him tangled in the ropes or outside on the floor.
Name: Unknown
Other Names: Don’t get him started on that. Lately, "The Two-Hundred Seventy-Seventh Best Wrestler in the World".
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 185 lbs
Alignment: Does "inept moron" count as an alignment? If not, heel. At least in his mind.
Appearance: A short, thin person with body tattoos and a painted face.
Gimmick: A guy who desperately wants to be terrifyingly evil, but isn’t good at terror or evil. Or wrestling.
Attire: Weird looking face paint, a black cloak with red lining and black pants with "EVIL" down both legs, along with multiple "evil" looking designs.
Wrestling Style: Human punching bag. He’s really, really bad at wrestling.
Entrance Music: “Die Eier von Satan” by Tool
Entrance: The lights plunge the arena into darkness as “Die Eier von Satan” blares through the arena. Strobes flash in time with the weird and creepy video. A few seconds in he comes leaping out onto the stage, nearly trips over his own feet and comes dangerously close to falling off of the stage. He walks to the top of the ramp and looks out over the crowd. He tries to look scary and menacing, but fails because he seems to forget that he’s wearing a mask. He barely manages to walk down the ramp without hurting himself, almost falls off of the ring steps and then trips over the middle rope as he tries to get into the ring. He tries to climb the ropes, but isn’t strong enough to pull himself up and eventually settles for posing in the middle of the ring.
Sometimes he's so uncoordinated that he gets himself tangled in the ring ropes during his entrance.
Finishers:
Dark Destruction: A flying elbow drop that usually misses.
The Dark Abyss of Fathomless Evil: Stunner
Moves:
DDT
Leg Drop
“Big” boot
Attempted Clothesline
Bodyslam (On opponents his size or smaller)
Stomps
Punches
Shoulder block (doesn't tend to work on larger wrestlers)
Leaping knee/ knee trembler (He usually misses and knees himself in the head)
Heelvil: It's an epically bad superkick. It's so bad that the announcers refer to it as "The Stupidkick".
Whatever comes to the match writer's mind. Have fun. Most of his attempts at offense should fail hilariously.
Signatures:
Spear of Destruction: A spear (If the person is larger than him, he'll bounce off of them or come to a dead stop and slide down like a cartoon character).
Darkness: Pedigree
Slingshot of Doom: Springboard moonsault that usually ends up with him tangled in the ropes or outside on the floor.
