Post by wwjbcd on Oct 31, 2019 23:14:56 GMT -5
Name:
Johnny Bonecrusher
Twitter Account:
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Home Fed:
UGWC
Appearance:
A stocky bronze god forever draped in gaudy suits and sunglasses.
Pic Base:
ECW Taz/WWE Smackdown Announcer Tazz
Height/Weight:
5'9½'/220 lbs.
Entrance:
20 seconds into "I am the Slime" by Frank Zappa begins to play, soon followed by Johnny Hitmaker who's in Canada's Greatest Athlete mode. The fans' reactions, as always, are mixed; he seems to be more prone to boos outside The UGWC, not that he was cheered too often, unless he was hopping off his ever-popular catchphrase, it's apparent that the fans love to hate to love him... or is that hate to love to hate him? Anyway, he crosses his arms and shakes his head in disgust at the masses of humanity, so when he thinks no one's looking, he simply tickled pink at the reaction he's receiving. Then he allows a smirk to crawl across his face, followed by blowing unsolicited kisses at the fans as he makes his way down the aisle. This merely either incites them to jeer even more or pop even bigger. Then, he stomps up the ring steps, and with his back to the fans, he closes his eyes and raises both arms in the air, finishing off with holding up both pointer fingers. He holds this pose for a few moments before entering the ring, clasping his hands in anticipation for the potential massacre that's to follow.
Basic Moves:
1. Boma Ye
2. Knee Lift (Standing or Running)
3. Chop Block*
4. Ankle Lock*
5. Camel Clutch
6. Spinning Toe Hold*
7. STO (Formerly known as The Johnny Special [2004 Home Remix Edition])
8. Chops (Knife-edge, over-hand, back-hand, rapid-fire)
9. Bow and Arrow Hold
10. Body Scissors
11. Sleeper
12. Back Rake
13. Stretch Muffler*
14. Boston Crab* (And its high-angle variant)
15. Baba Chop
16. Towerhacker Bomb
17. Diamondhead
18. Rings of Saturn
19. Running Senton
20. Palm Thrust
Signature Moves:
1. Double Shin Buster
When opponent's sitting on the top turnbuckle, he folds both their legs back and hoists them off the turnbuckle, driving their folded legs onto his knee.
(NOTE: Moves listed above and below with an asterisk [*] do more damage when performed after this move!)
2. Catherine Wheel
Front Chancery on the ground, or to the ground, if he can, and will lock in a body scissors the moment he gets the chance.
(One of his original trademark finishers.)
3. Cement Mixer
Spinebuster / Texas Cloverleaf Combo* (The other original trademark finisher.)
4. Figure 10 Leg Lock*
(Because it's six points better than a Figure Four!) - Opponent on belly, right inside knees to right inside knees, fold their right leg over, fold their left leg over that, hook own left leg over opponent's left leg, apply pressure with chin lock, if possible. Convoluted! Usually follows the Double Shin Buster.
5. Flying Guillotine
Diving Enzui Knee. (Renamed from Basin Street Blues when he wrestled as Zoot Suit Riot.)
6. Canadian Hat Dance
A series of stomps around the opponent's prone body, ending with an elbow drop. And no, he WON'T end it by shouting "Ol-EH!" Get it?
7. Suicide Dive
A more dire straits higher-risk move than he's used to getting off! Rarely done and even then, in high-profile matches only!
8. Missile Dropkick
Another more dire straits higher-risk move than he's used to getting off! Rarely done and even then, in high-profile matches only!
9. Red Mist
Red Mist!
10. Canadian Facebuster
Arabian Facebuster with shinai instead of a steel chair.
11. Caribou Clutch
Shinai-assisted Camel Clutch.
12. Flatliner
Unlike other moves with the same name, this is a face-to-face Stunner.
13. Spin Cycle
Overdrive
14. Hellavator
Reverse Argentine Backbreaker Drop.
15. Van-Scaminator
Van Daminator with water cooler bottle instead of steel chair. Johnny hates steel chairs, apparently.
16. Johnny's Random Submission Hold
Desperation move! They're given arbitrary numbers after the name (e.g.: Johnny's Random Submission Hold #73). He'll basically try anything that'll force his opponent to tap out. The Double Shin Buster performed before this move will allow this move to do more damage if it's a leg-centric submission hold.
17. Jerk Lock
Stands opponent behind him as if he were going to deliver a neckbreaker, then hooks onto their nostrils with the left hand, and applies a Mandible Claw with the right, wrenching their head all the while.
Finisher:
1. The Johnny Special (Original)
TKO
2. TOTAL JOHNIMATION!!!
Haas of Pain
Past Accomplishments: ENJOY READING FOREVER
Brief History (Tell us a bit about your character!): Johnny Bonecrusher's humble beginnings wrestling on dirty old mattresses in a cramped apartment back in 1999 have led the way to an illustrious 20-year career that's finally winding down. Dabbling in all aspects of this business have assured that even after he retires from in-ring competition, there will always be a place in professional wrestling for the Ideas Man, the Man With Two Brains, King Shit on Fuck Mountain, Canada's Greatest Athlete, The #1 Hit-Maker, The Johnimant Species, The Pre-Millennium Wrestler, The Canadian Papa Shango, The Grumpy Cat of Professional Wrestling, Mr. Five-Star Fantastic, Nostraslamus - whatever you call him, you WILL call him, because he's a certified legend in this business with a bigger mouth than sense.
After a mixed bag that was the final quarter of 2019, Johnny has gradually begun softening up a bit.
*inserts BOOOOO!!!!! gif*
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