Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Nov 15, 2009 19:01:38 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to Sentinel Ladies and Gentlemen and we’ve got quite a night for you tonight.
Hanson: Travis Roberts returns!
Vinegar: Where did he go?
Hanson: I don’t know but he was gone for ages.
Vinegar: it was a week!
Hanson: Felt like a year, I don’t know how we all managed to survive.
Vinegar: Neither do I. *sigh*
Hanson: Unfortunately though we have to sit through 4 other matches before we get to ‘The Headliners’ return!
Vinegar: Hey they might not be that bad.
Hanson: Really? Who’s in the next match...
Vinegar: JK, Tim Kin...
Hanson: I rest my case!
Dennis: The first match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Match Up.
“Hells Bells”
Dennis: introducing first, from The Devil’s Basin, EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLEEEE!!!!
Hanson: Um?
Vinegar: I know...
Hanson: that’s his lights, his music, his entrance video...
Vinegar: Indeed...
Hanson: Where is Exile?
Vinegar: Haven’t the foggiest!
Hanson: I bet Mitchell’s f-d up again.
Dennis: Hey don’t look at me, I just read the cards...
Hanson: maybe he’s just not read, try JK, the dudes probably been waiting since last week when you forgot to call out his name...
Dennis: That wasn’t my fault.
Hanson: Course it wasn’t, make the lil’ guys day and call out his name...
Dennis: They need to play his mu...
“Storm Front”
Dennis: Let’s try this again, introducing first, from Townsville North Queensland, ‘THE CYCLONE’ JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Hanson: Um?
Vinegar: Dear god.
Hanson: Seriously?
Vinegar: Maybe that team isn’t ready, and the other team should come out first...
Dennis: Whatever works, but I have to wait for the mus...
“Gimme Back My Bullets”
Dennis: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida....RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINE!!!!
Hanson: No...No...NO! Not you! Why is he coming out now? Seriously one week without ‘The Headliner’ and this place goes to the dogs...
Vinegar: It is strange, Exile is walking out to Rigor Vaine’s music, and he seems just as confused as the rest of us as to what is exactly going on...
Hanson: He’s LATE! I’m not confused about that...
Vinegar: At least he showed up, apparently neither JK or Rigor Vaine can be found in the arena, for continuities sake I hope that’s the case throughout the night.
Hanson: Well at least they’ve turned off vaine’s music....
“Hells Bells”
Vinegar: And he gets to walk the last half of the journey to his own music. And he’s looking at Mitchell Dennis with cold eyes, I think he wants his intro now.
Dennis: Well if you wanted to hear your name called out you should have shown up on time...
Vinegar: Not exactly the reaction Exile wanted, but none the less it’s a good argument...
Hanson: And he climbs into the ring...looks down the aisle...can I sense impatience from the new guy? Seriously, he turns up two intro’s too late and now he expects his opartner and opponents to turn up quickly...
Vinegar: Well it looks like it’ll just be one opponent...
“Life on Mars”
Dennis: And his opponent, from Space itself, TIIIIIIIIIIIM KIIIIIIIIIIIN(G)SSSSSSSSSSLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Vinegar: And the Space Cadet comes screaming out of the curtains...barrelling at full speed towards the ring, and he slides right in...
DING!
Hanson: MELLOW REQUIEM!!!! KIN(G)SLEY IS DOWN!
1...
2...
3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!
Vinegar: A stunningly quick victory for Exile, and a real blow to The Space Cadet who rumours have it wanted a shot at the GIW.com Title...
Hanson: I coulda predicted this would be an awful match last week...I’m not sure why I don’t just book the card!
Vinegar: because it would only include Travis Roberts and Donovan Hastings...
Hanson: You say that like it’s a bad thing...
Vinegar: Speaking of the Lord Chief, apparently we have some backstage footage to take us into the break, we’ll be right back.
Donovan and Calypso are walking through the hallway, when Donovan suddenly puts up his hand.
Hastings: Whoa there!
Donovan has stopped in front Jet Somers, who is getting a drink from the vending machine.
Hastings: Greetings, my boy. If you had let me know you needed a beverage, I could have had my Niglet fetch you one, what with us teaming tonight and all.
Jet glances around.
Somers: Are you talking to me?
Hastings: Of course, lad! I understand your confusion, after all it isn't often that I stop to speak to the peasantry, but I feel it's important to tell you just how much I agree with your holy war against Dirge. He truly is a dreadful man, simply dreadful. You're a good lad, though, aren't you? Your Lord hasn't forgotten the aid you gave him at Distant Whispers, and is pleased to be able to return the favor tonight, such is your good fortune.
Jet's jaw has dropped open.
Hastings: Now you might want to get yourself a Red Bull or something, get that energy up, son. Your Lord can carry a great deal, but you'll have to do your share too, of course. But you're a fine lad, certainly lucky to have the Lord in your corner, I'm sure you'll do just fine. I'll see you out there, lad. Carry on, then.
Donovan and Calypso walk off. Jet pinches and then flicks his own arm, and after a moment he frowns.
Hanson: Travis Roberts returns!
Vinegar: Where did he go?
Hanson: I don’t know but he was gone for ages.
Vinegar: it was a week!
Hanson: Felt like a year, I don’t know how we all managed to survive.
Vinegar: Neither do I. *sigh*
Hanson: Unfortunately though we have to sit through 4 other matches before we get to ‘The Headliners’ return!
Vinegar: Hey they might not be that bad.
Hanson: Really? Who’s in the next match...
Vinegar: JK, Tim Kin...
Hanson: I rest my case!
Dennis: The first match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Match Up.
“Hells Bells”
Dennis: introducing first, from The Devil’s Basin, EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLEEEE!!!!
Hanson: Um?
Vinegar: I know...
Hanson: that’s his lights, his music, his entrance video...
Vinegar: Indeed...
Hanson: Where is Exile?
Vinegar: Haven’t the foggiest!
Hanson: I bet Mitchell’s f-d up again.
Dennis: Hey don’t look at me, I just read the cards...
Hanson: maybe he’s just not read, try JK, the dudes probably been waiting since last week when you forgot to call out his name...
Dennis: That wasn’t my fault.
Hanson: Course it wasn’t, make the lil’ guys day and call out his name...
Dennis: They need to play his mu...
“Storm Front”
Dennis: Let’s try this again, introducing first, from Townsville North Queensland, ‘THE CYCLONE’ JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Hanson: Um?
Vinegar: Dear god.
Hanson: Seriously?
Vinegar: Maybe that team isn’t ready, and the other team should come out first...
Dennis: Whatever works, but I have to wait for the mus...
“Gimme Back My Bullets”
Dennis: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida....RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINE!!!!
Hanson: No...No...NO! Not you! Why is he coming out now? Seriously one week without ‘The Headliner’ and this place goes to the dogs...
Vinegar: It is strange, Exile is walking out to Rigor Vaine’s music, and he seems just as confused as the rest of us as to what is exactly going on...
Hanson: He’s LATE! I’m not confused about that...
Vinegar: At least he showed up, apparently neither JK or Rigor Vaine can be found in the arena, for continuities sake I hope that’s the case throughout the night.
Hanson: Well at least they’ve turned off vaine’s music....
“Hells Bells”
Vinegar: And he gets to walk the last half of the journey to his own music. And he’s looking at Mitchell Dennis with cold eyes, I think he wants his intro now.
Dennis: Well if you wanted to hear your name called out you should have shown up on time...
Vinegar: Not exactly the reaction Exile wanted, but none the less it’s a good argument...
Hanson: And he climbs into the ring...looks down the aisle...can I sense impatience from the new guy? Seriously, he turns up two intro’s too late and now he expects his opartner and opponents to turn up quickly...
Vinegar: Well it looks like it’ll just be one opponent...
“Life on Mars”
Dennis: And his opponent, from Space itself, TIIIIIIIIIIIM KIIIIIIIIIIIN(G)SSSSSSSSSSLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Vinegar: And the Space Cadet comes screaming out of the curtains...barrelling at full speed towards the ring, and he slides right in...
DING!
Hanson: MELLOW REQUIEM!!!! KIN(G)SLEY IS DOWN!
1...
2...
3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!
Vinegar: A stunningly quick victory for Exile, and a real blow to The Space Cadet who rumours have it wanted a shot at the GIW.com Title...
Hanson: I coulda predicted this would be an awful match last week...I’m not sure why I don’t just book the card!
Vinegar: because it would only include Travis Roberts and Donovan Hastings...
Hanson: You say that like it’s a bad thing...
Vinegar: Speaking of the Lord Chief, apparently we have some backstage footage to take us into the break, we’ll be right back.
Donovan and Calypso are walking through the hallway, when Donovan suddenly puts up his hand.
Hastings: Whoa there!
Donovan has stopped in front Jet Somers, who is getting a drink from the vending machine.
Hastings: Greetings, my boy. If you had let me know you needed a beverage, I could have had my Niglet fetch you one, what with us teaming tonight and all.
Jet glances around.
Somers: Are you talking to me?
Hastings: Of course, lad! I understand your confusion, after all it isn't often that I stop to speak to the peasantry, but I feel it's important to tell you just how much I agree with your holy war against Dirge. He truly is a dreadful man, simply dreadful. You're a good lad, though, aren't you? Your Lord hasn't forgotten the aid you gave him at Distant Whispers, and is pleased to be able to return the favor tonight, such is your good fortune.
Jet's jaw has dropped open.
Hastings: Now you might want to get yourself a Red Bull or something, get that energy up, son. Your Lord can carry a great deal, but you'll have to do your share too, of course. But you're a fine lad, certainly lucky to have the Lord in your corner, I'm sure you'll do just fine. I'll see you out there, lad. Carry on, then.
Donovan and Calypso walk off. Jet pinches and then flicks his own arm, and after a moment he frowns.