Out of This World

[Alex Kiseragi]

The following video is brought to you by Arizona Regional Wrestling in association with the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition

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The video opens on classic sci-fi background footage of stars flying by the viewer, coming towards the screen. From the right side of shot a man with platinum blonde hair in a full body suit 'flies' in. He doesn't quite fit with the scene, not only because he is flying in a different direction to the passing stars, but because of the blurring around him that looks like an amateur green screen job. He waves down the camera.

Man: Well hello there Earthlings.

His voice is high pitched with a soft southern accent. He 'lands' in the centre of shot, smiling broadly and stands with his hands on his hips.

Man: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Buzz Armstrong. Pleasure to meet you. I'm sending this message to you from OUTER SPACE space space.

The words outer space visibly emerge from his mouth and grow to fill the screen. Buzz's voice echoes.

Buzz: I came to Earth because it has the greatest wrestlers in all the galaxy and I'm here to prove that I'm one of them. I've been wrestling the best there is in ARIZONA REGIONAL WRESTLING wrestling wrestling.

Again the words form from his mouth and grow to fill the screen, the sound echoing.

Buzz: And now I have the chance to come to Chicago and compete on UGWC Chill #12 where we are going to determine the first ever Chill Peoples Choice CHAMPION champion champion, and that champion is going to be me.

He smiles broadly and jams his thumb into his chest to emphasise his point.

Buzz: The fans in Arizona have already got a friend in me. I want the UGWC fans to have a friend in me too. I'm the best choice to become your Peoples Choice Champion because, like me, the UGWC fans are OUT OF THIS WORLD world world.

Buzz: But I know you can't just choose for me to be your champion. I need to win two matches to prove I'm worthy. First, I'll be teaming with The Dungeon Master against Hide Yazimaki and Konerad Rabe. Now I'm fuelled by two things-

He holds up one finger.

Buzz: Star dust,

He holds up two fingers.

Buzz: And the cheering of my fans. So come on down to the UGWC Arena on MARCH 16th March 16th March 16th for CHILL 12 Chill 12 Chill 12 and come cheer me on. Tickets are still available at UGWC.com.

There's a jerky edit as Buzz goes from standing to 'flying' again.

Buzz: I hope to see you there and if you cheer for me, I promise I'll do you proud. Until then Earthlings, just remember, Buzz Armstrong always saves the day.

He waves again then 'flies' off the left side of the screen. The stars fade out and a very short credit reel runs up the screen.