Post by Crystal Zdunich on Mar 14, 2020 22:57:04 GMT -5
The Maria Salvatore Election
The scene comes into focus and it truly looks like it’s that of a Presidential Campaign. Maria can’t help but chuckle as she is clad in a pinstripe suit along with a Fedora on her head. She offers an arrogant chuckle as she glares deeply into the camera.
“My fellow CHILL mates I am standing here before you all as a woman who is destined to be for the people, a woman of the people, and a woman against the people that are haters. In this special campaign I promise to be a champion of the people. Others on the card might think they are better than me but they can FUHGETABOUT it! I am the woman that is better than everybody else and nobody competing on Chill could be better than me. Just look at me of course. I know for a fact that I am the hottest person that will be competing on Chill… No disrespect to my running mate…”
Maria smiles as she continues to speak.
“So vote for me and of course Maria Salvatore is your winning ticket in this election. The world might be in a serious time of crisis. Resources seem limited but who better than me to give everyone their fill of food. After all I am the Zucchini warrior which means there are plenty of squashes to go around. I know in some people’s eyes I might be a shit and crappy wrestler but I definitely will bring plenty of toilet paper. You can rest assured on that… You know who doesn’t deserve to have your votes. That of Buzz Armstrong and of course the Dungeon Master. Hyperspace?! Really that doesn’t sound that important and why focus on being a Dungeon Master. The only way he could possibly be that successful is if he rolls Nat Twenties but I don’t need to do any of that because through shitty circumstances. Do hard times, and even bad marriages I will still show up. Through divorce court and parental court I still show up and I will always be there to the very end. So that in itself makes me far more important than anything else!”
Maria chuckles as she continues to speak.
“You also have Yamazaki out there looking for this election. There is also the man as cold as Ice and I don’t really like him. All because of him I have to go through all of this nonsense with Maleek. All because of him I had to show my husband that I am not a woman of my word. I am a wolf in Sheeps clothing but at least the world could see it coming. Konrad can sit there and continue to be a failure and not overcome the big hurdles. He has been there so many times but I haven’t had that chance yet. I still haven’t had a chance to move through the roster like I should and that’s why I am unique…”
Maria chuckles as she speaks some more.
“Everyone needs to hear things from the female perspective and I can relate with my fans. They can get behind a hard working woman. A woman who takes care of her child and would do anything to be there for him! My running mate is Ms. Diamond Steele, and she will be joining me inside of that ring. Isn’t that right Kate?!”
A woman emerges next to Maria and stands at the podium. She chuckles as she looks into the camera and speaks into the microphone.
“We are women. We want our rights and for all of the women we represent you. You know who doesn’t represent any of the fans that well? A man who goes by the façade of Jason Tyrone Spencer better known to the world as Maleek Raheem… He is an absolute dead beat of a father. A man who would rather fuck and look at every other woman in the world besides be there for his lovely wife! He claims I changed the script on him and I guess he got mad that he told Maria he didn’t love her. What kind of man walks out on his wife and newborn baby?! What kind of man does that to such an innocent woman?!”
Maria nods her head as Diamond continues to speak.
“I will tell you exactly who does that type of thing. Maleek does and he doesn’t care about his family. He is a dog who doesn’t treat women right, and he is a man who constantly has chapped lips just look at the way he is always licking his lips it’s just not sanitary perhaps he might be the cause of things spreading…”
Maria chimes in.
“Hide your chapsticks because Maleek is probably every single blistex and lip balm off of the shelf. Maleek is a fraud, a fake, and definitely a phony. And we will put him squarely in his place. I have no idea who he could bring to the dance but it definitely won’t be enough. I am fighting for all the right reasons. I am fighting for the abused and for all of the women who were beaten by their deadbeat husbands. So on Chill I will end it with my running mate. I will win and I will prove why I am a fighter all of the people out there. Go to hell Maleek I hate you and this time everything I do to you will be legal…”
With that Maria smirks as we fade out.
The scene comes into focus and it truly looks like it’s that of a Presidential Campaign. Maria can’t help but chuckle as she is clad in a pinstripe suit along with a Fedora on her head. She offers an arrogant chuckle as she glares deeply into the camera.
“My fellow CHILL mates I am standing here before you all as a woman who is destined to be for the people, a woman of the people, and a woman against the people that are haters. In this special campaign I promise to be a champion of the people. Others on the card might think they are better than me but they can FUHGETABOUT it! I am the woman that is better than everybody else and nobody competing on Chill could be better than me. Just look at me of course. I know for a fact that I am the hottest person that will be competing on Chill… No disrespect to my running mate…”
Maria smiles as she continues to speak.
“So vote for me and of course Maria Salvatore is your winning ticket in this election. The world might be in a serious time of crisis. Resources seem limited but who better than me to give everyone their fill of food. After all I am the Zucchini warrior which means there are plenty of squashes to go around. I know in some people’s eyes I might be a shit and crappy wrestler but I definitely will bring plenty of toilet paper. You can rest assured on that… You know who doesn’t deserve to have your votes. That of Buzz Armstrong and of course the Dungeon Master. Hyperspace?! Really that doesn’t sound that important and why focus on being a Dungeon Master. The only way he could possibly be that successful is if he rolls Nat Twenties but I don’t need to do any of that because through shitty circumstances. Do hard times, and even bad marriages I will still show up. Through divorce court and parental court I still show up and I will always be there to the very end. So that in itself makes me far more important than anything else!”
Maria chuckles as she continues to speak.
“You also have Yamazaki out there looking for this election. There is also the man as cold as Ice and I don’t really like him. All because of him I have to go through all of this nonsense with Maleek. All because of him I had to show my husband that I am not a woman of my word. I am a wolf in Sheeps clothing but at least the world could see it coming. Konrad can sit there and continue to be a failure and not overcome the big hurdles. He has been there so many times but I haven’t had that chance yet. I still haven’t had a chance to move through the roster like I should and that’s why I am unique…”
Maria chuckles as she speaks some more.
“Everyone needs to hear things from the female perspective and I can relate with my fans. They can get behind a hard working woman. A woman who takes care of her child and would do anything to be there for him! My running mate is Ms. Diamond Steele, and she will be joining me inside of that ring. Isn’t that right Kate?!”
A woman emerges next to Maria and stands at the podium. She chuckles as she looks into the camera and speaks into the microphone.
“We are women. We want our rights and for all of the women we represent you. You know who doesn’t represent any of the fans that well? A man who goes by the façade of Jason Tyrone Spencer better known to the world as Maleek Raheem… He is an absolute dead beat of a father. A man who would rather fuck and look at every other woman in the world besides be there for his lovely wife! He claims I changed the script on him and I guess he got mad that he told Maria he didn’t love her. What kind of man walks out on his wife and newborn baby?! What kind of man does that to such an innocent woman?!”
Maria nods her head as Diamond continues to speak.
“I will tell you exactly who does that type of thing. Maleek does and he doesn’t care about his family. He is a dog who doesn’t treat women right, and he is a man who constantly has chapped lips just look at the way he is always licking his lips it’s just not sanitary perhaps he might be the cause of things spreading…”
Maria chimes in.
“Hide your chapsticks because Maleek is probably every single blistex and lip balm off of the shelf. Maleek is a fraud, a fake, and definitely a phony. And we will put him squarely in his place. I have no idea who he could bring to the dance but it definitely won’t be enough. I am fighting for all the right reasons. I am fighting for the abused and for all of the women who were beaten by their deadbeat husbands. So on Chill I will end it with my running mate. I will win and I will prove why I am a fighter all of the people out there. Go to hell Maleek I hate you and this time everything I do to you will be legal…”
With that Maria smirks as we fade out.
