Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jan 25, 2010 20:04:00 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of GIW Sentinel.
Hanson: This whole Monday thing has really thrown me out. Are we competing with Raw too now?
Vinegar: Um, I guess we must be.
Hanson: Does that mean we’re going to get bought out soon too?
Vinegar: I strongly doubt that.
Hanson: I bet that’s what they all say, then bam-
Vinegar: Knock it off, we’re not being bought out.
Hanson: You don’t know that.
Vinegar: I do so shut up. We’ve got more GIW action tonight including three more superstars qualifying for the Global Challenge and the Unified Global Champion will be in action. Before that though the GIW.com title is on the line as JK defends against both Tony Lindsey and KvK.
Hanson: Oh, that’s why those two are standing around not doing anything.
Vinegar: Well what did you think?
Hanson: I figured they’d been demoted to putting the ring together or sweeping the floors or something.
Vinegar: Honestly, they may not be far off but tonight at least they’re still competitors.
The arena goes deadly silent as the Globaltron goes to a blank screen. then out of nowhere "Storm Front" hits the P.A system as the lights flicker to green and gold. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up the title in one hand and the other, an open hand, showing all fingers and the thumb, queuing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena.
Dennis: The following contest is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall and for the GIW.com championship! Already in the ring, Tony Lindsey and KvK! Making his way to the ring, from Townsville, Australia! Weighing in at 229lbs! The GIW.com champion! JaaaaaaaayKaaaaaaaaaay!!!
JK continues down to the ring, high-fiving the fans on the way. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and holding up the title.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: This one is underway and I expect we’re going to see a hard fought three way contest here.
Hanson: I wouldn’t get your hopes up.
Vinegar: You always say that.
KvK and Tony Lindsey instantly rush at JK as he gets off the turnbuckle and pin him into the corner as they unload with shots to the back and body as JK tries to cover up. The two of them start to stomp him down until he’s slumped over the bottom rope then both proceed to choke him with their boots. Hazel East quickly steps in to apply the count. Both men release at four.
Hanson: No I mean it though. Lindsey and KvK have hardly been impressive recently.
Vinegar: The belts on the line though. That’s enough to inspire anyone.
Hanson: You know honestly, I’m not sure KvK and Tony Lindsey are even aware there’s a title on the line.
Lindsey and KvK back up then both charge in an attempt to land heavy hip attacks. Instead they run into one another and each fall away to the adjacent ropes.
Hanson: See. Window lickers.
JK takes the opportunity to pull himself up. KvK and Lindsey recover themselves and attempt a double clothesline. JK rolls under it though and comes up with a split front dropkick. Both opponents spill out to the arena floor on different sides.
Vinegar: Impressive counter by JK there. It seems the ring can’t contain these men.
JK takes the time to cross the ring to the far turnbuckle and climb it to do his trademarked five finger pose while his opponents recover. It doesn’t take long for the two men to slide back into the ring. JK steps back just in time for them to rush him back into the corner a second time and unload with another barrage of shots.
Hanson: You’d have thought the champion would be ready for that the second time around.
This time JK is able to shove them both away. As they come back he pokes them both in the eyes.
Hanson: That’s more like it. Now kick them in the nuts kiddo.
JK runs a couple of steps and takes KvK down with a bulldog. He gets up as Lindsey recovers and takes a swing at him. JK blocks it and hits his own forearm shot. He starts driving him back with successive shots. Behind him KvK recovers. He attempts a clothesline but JK turns in time to see it and ducks. KvK carries on and clotheslines Tony Lindsey. JK quickly rolls KvK up with a school body.
Vinegar: First cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: That was close but not enough.
Both men get up and KvK attempts a big boot. JK ducks it. As KvK’s leg hit’s the ground he gets hit with a big roundhouse kick by Lindsey. The kick spins him around, straight into JK’s Pele.
Vinegar: Pele! Pele! That shot hit him right on the top of the head!
Lindsey picks JK up and whips him across the ring. On the rebound, JK slides between Lindsey’s legs and gets back up. As the Psycho turns around JK grabs him by the head and throws him over the top rope behind him. Before either opponent can recover, JK pulls KvK back to his feet in the middle of the ring.
JK: Category Five!!
Vinegar: He’s looking to finish it right here.
As implied, JK lifts KvK onto his shoulders and nails him with the Cyclone.
Vinegar: JK with the cover.
1!
2!
Tony Lindsey slides in under the bottom rope but…
3!
…is too late.
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner and still GIW.com champion! JaaaaaaayKaaaaaaay!!!
Vinegar: A decisive defence from the young champion.
Hanson: Wasn’t I right?
Vinegar: About what?
Hanson: Was this a ‘hard fought contest’.
Vinegar: I think JK would say so.
Hanson: Well neither of you know anything.
Vinegar: If that’s the sum of your argument it’s probably best we move on. We’ve got a lot of action here tonight and we’re only just getting started.
Hanson: This whole Monday thing has really thrown me out. Are we competing with Raw too now?
Vinegar: Um, I guess we must be.
Hanson: Does that mean we’re going to get bought out soon too?
Vinegar: I strongly doubt that.
Hanson: I bet that’s what they all say, then bam-
Vinegar: Knock it off, we’re not being bought out.
Hanson: You don’t know that.
Vinegar: I do so shut up. We’ve got more GIW action tonight including three more superstars qualifying for the Global Challenge and the Unified Global Champion will be in action. Before that though the GIW.com title is on the line as JK defends against both Tony Lindsey and KvK.
Hanson: Oh, that’s why those two are standing around not doing anything.
Vinegar: Well what did you think?
Hanson: I figured they’d been demoted to putting the ring together or sweeping the floors or something.
Vinegar: Honestly, they may not be far off but tonight at least they’re still competitors.
The arena goes deadly silent as the Globaltron goes to a blank screen. then out of nowhere "Storm Front" hits the P.A system as the lights flicker to green and gold. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up the title in one hand and the other, an open hand, showing all fingers and the thumb, queuing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena.
Dennis: The following contest is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall and for the GIW.com championship! Already in the ring, Tony Lindsey and KvK! Making his way to the ring, from Townsville, Australia! Weighing in at 229lbs! The GIW.com champion! JaaaaaaaayKaaaaaaaaaay!!!
JK continues down to the ring, high-fiving the fans on the way. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and holding up the title.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: This one is underway and I expect we’re going to see a hard fought three way contest here.
Hanson: I wouldn’t get your hopes up.
Vinegar: You always say that.
KvK and Tony Lindsey instantly rush at JK as he gets off the turnbuckle and pin him into the corner as they unload with shots to the back and body as JK tries to cover up. The two of them start to stomp him down until he’s slumped over the bottom rope then both proceed to choke him with their boots. Hazel East quickly steps in to apply the count. Both men release at four.
Hanson: No I mean it though. Lindsey and KvK have hardly been impressive recently.
Vinegar: The belts on the line though. That’s enough to inspire anyone.
Hanson: You know honestly, I’m not sure KvK and Tony Lindsey are even aware there’s a title on the line.
Lindsey and KvK back up then both charge in an attempt to land heavy hip attacks. Instead they run into one another and each fall away to the adjacent ropes.
Hanson: See. Window lickers.
JK takes the opportunity to pull himself up. KvK and Lindsey recover themselves and attempt a double clothesline. JK rolls under it though and comes up with a split front dropkick. Both opponents spill out to the arena floor on different sides.
Vinegar: Impressive counter by JK there. It seems the ring can’t contain these men.
JK takes the time to cross the ring to the far turnbuckle and climb it to do his trademarked five finger pose while his opponents recover. It doesn’t take long for the two men to slide back into the ring. JK steps back just in time for them to rush him back into the corner a second time and unload with another barrage of shots.
Hanson: You’d have thought the champion would be ready for that the second time around.
This time JK is able to shove them both away. As they come back he pokes them both in the eyes.
Hanson: That’s more like it. Now kick them in the nuts kiddo.
JK runs a couple of steps and takes KvK down with a bulldog. He gets up as Lindsey recovers and takes a swing at him. JK blocks it and hits his own forearm shot. He starts driving him back with successive shots. Behind him KvK recovers. He attempts a clothesline but JK turns in time to see it and ducks. KvK carries on and clotheslines Tony Lindsey. JK quickly rolls KvK up with a school body.
Vinegar: First cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: That was close but not enough.
Both men get up and KvK attempts a big boot. JK ducks it. As KvK’s leg hit’s the ground he gets hit with a big roundhouse kick by Lindsey. The kick spins him around, straight into JK’s Pele.
Vinegar: Pele! Pele! That shot hit him right on the top of the head!
Lindsey picks JK up and whips him across the ring. On the rebound, JK slides between Lindsey’s legs and gets back up. As the Psycho turns around JK grabs him by the head and throws him over the top rope behind him. Before either opponent can recover, JK pulls KvK back to his feet in the middle of the ring.
JK: Category Five!!
Vinegar: He’s looking to finish it right here.
As implied, JK lifts KvK onto his shoulders and nails him with the Cyclone.
Vinegar: JK with the cover.
1!
2!
Tony Lindsey slides in under the bottom rope but…
3!
…is too late.
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner and still GIW.com champion! JaaaaaaayKaaaaaaay!!!
Vinegar: A decisive defence from the young champion.
Hanson: Wasn’t I right?
Vinegar: About what?
Hanson: Was this a ‘hard fought contest’.
Vinegar: I think JK would say so.
Hanson: Well neither of you know anything.
Vinegar: If that’s the sum of your argument it’s probably best we move on. We’ve got a lot of action here tonight and we’re only just getting started.