Post by Lord Hastings on Mar 31, 2010 17:38:10 GMT -5
LWF: Maximum Carnage 2005
The bell rings as the two start to circle around the ring, and they lock up. Red Fusion tries to twist Ruff Rabbi into a hammerlock, and Ruff Rabbi counters it and goes for a hip toss, but Red Fusion blocks it and hits one of his own. Red Fusion pulls Ruff Rabbi up and whips him off the ropes, but Ruff Rabbi comes back with a shoulder tackle, knocking Fusion down. Ruff Rabbi whips Fusion into the corner, then charges in and splashes him. Red Fusion staggers out of the corner, and Ruff Rabbi lifts him into a hip toss and finishes it as a neckbreaker, then floats into a cover, one, two, Red Fusion kicks out. Ruff Rabbi pulls Fusion up and goes to whip him across the ring, but Red Fusion reverses it. Ruff Rabbi hits the ropes and grabs them to hold himself in place, but Red Fusion charges and slams into him with the Derailer, knocking Ruff Rabbi to the outside.
Mister Mav: Ruff Rabbi, knocked to the outside by that brutal shoulder tackle from Red Fusion.
Joshman: Derailer.
Mister Mav: Whatever.
Red Fusion comes out of the ring and walks towards Ruff Rabbi, but Ruff Rabbi charges at him suddenly and lifts Red Fusion off his feet, slamming him back first into the ring post. Red Fusion staggers away holding his back, and Ruff Rabbi grabs him and whips him back first into the barricade. Ruff Rabbi rolls half into the ring to break the referee’s ten count, then rolls back out and walks over to Red Fusion, but Red Fusion rolls over and takes him down with a drop toe hold, dropping Ruff Rabbi face first into the barricade. Red Fusion gets up and holds his back for a moment, then pulls Ruff Rabbi up and rolls him into the ring. Red Fusion rolls into the ring, then pulls Ruff Rabbi up and sets him up for the Fuse-Box, but Ruff Rabbi floats off, and as Fusion turns around Ruff Rabbi kicks him in the chest and lifts him into a running powerslam, but as Fusion hits the mat he rolls through the slam into a rollup, one, two, Ruff Rabbi kicks out! Red Fusion rolls away and gets back to his feet, wincing as he holds his back for another moment. Ruff Rabbi is getting up near the ropes, and Red Fusion bounces off the far ropes and charges for another Derailer, but Ruff Rabbi sidesteps it and Red Fusion takes a nasty spill to ringside. The referee checks on Red Fusion at ringside, and Ruff Rabbi takes advantage of the momentary distraction to pull the cover off a turnbuckle, exposing steel. Red Fusion comes back into the ring, and Ruff Rabbi grabs him by the arm and whips him into the exposed steel, and Red Fusion shouts out in pain as his back takes another heavy impact. Ruff Rabbi charges towards him, but Red Fusion catches him with a boot to the face. Ruff Rabbi staggers away, and Red Fusion comes out of the corner and lifts him into the Train Wreck! Train Wreck to Ruff Rabbi, and both men are down!
Joshman: The first person to their feet will have a clear advantage!
Mister Mav: Clearly.
Ruff Rabbi staggers up and charges at his opponent, but Red Fusion takes him down with a scoop slam. Red Fusion bounces off the ropes and goes for a big boot, but Rabbi sidesteps it and hits a suplex. Red Fusion tries to get right up, but Rabbi kicks him in the chest and hits a DDT. Rabbi floats into the cover, one, two, Red Fusion kicks out. Rabbi goes to pull Red Fusion up, but Red Fusion kidney punches them, then hits an underhook suplex. Red Fusion turns Rabbi over into the Fuz-Mission! Rabbi is in the Fuz-Mission! He stretches, and he reaches the ropes! The referee forces Red Fusion to break the hold, and Red Fusion argues with him, giving Rabbi time to get up. Red Fusion swings for a clothesline, but Rabbi ducks and hits a neckbreaker. Rabbi pulls Red Fusion into a capture suplex, then covers, one, two, Red Fusion kicks out! Rabbi stomps on Red Fusion, then climbs to the top rope. He leaps for the Fate of Gamorah, but Red Fusion rolls out of the way and Ruff Rabbi crashes into the mat! He staggers up and Red Fusion goes to kick him, but Rabbi catches the leg and shoves it away. He lifts Red Fusion for the Imperial Torture Rack, but Red Fusion floats out of it! Ruff Rabbi turns around, and Red Fusion kicks him in the chest and hits the Virus of Life! Virus of Life to Ruff Rabbi! Red Fusion covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Red Fusion via Pinfall
Piggy Pie hits to loud heat, and Dr. K comes to the ring. The Fight Song hits to a mighty pop, and CoolJ struts his way to the ring and gets a mic as he steps in.
CoolJ: Whoa there, big fella. This being a Havok Title match and all, I want to do something I’ve always wanted to do. I’ll roshambo you for it! What do you all think about that?
CoolJ looks around at the crowd, and they cheer their approval. CoolJ starts to turn back to Dr. K, but Dr. K is already swinging and he kicks CoolJ right in the crotch! CoolJ screams and goes down, and Dr. K covers him, one, two, three!
Winner: Dr. K via Pinfall to become the Havok Champion
Mister Mav: That might be a record.
No More Mister Nice Guy hits to strong heat, and Psiko comes down the ramp and makes his way to the ring. Rise hits as the stage explodes, and Phoenix rises from the flames to the stage.
Mister Mav: These two fought an epic feud last year, as Psiko for a long while tried to avoid the legend.
Joshman: But how did it end? Psiko defeated Phoenix in the Elimination Chamber!
Mister Mav: That he did, Phoenix was shockingly the first man eliminated that night.
Joshman: So Psiko can beat him!
Mister Mav: I’m sure he still has something to prove.
Psiko stands and meets Phoenix in the center of the ring, and they lock up. Psiko tries to put Phoenix into a hammerlock, but Phoenix counters right out of it and shoves Psiko away. Psiko comes back and tries to take Phoenix over into a fireman’s carry, but Phoenix lands on his feet, then sweeps his leg and trips Psiko up. Phoenix waits for Psiko to get back up, and they lock up again, and eventually Psiko gets Phoenix into a hammerlock. Phoenix reverses it into a suplex, but Psiko floats out of it. Psiko goes for a running bulldog, but Phoenix shoves Psiko away. Psiko bounces off the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Phoenix ducks under it. Psiko stumbles off balance into the ropes, then turns and stares at Phoenix, and Phoenix just shrugs his shoulders at him. Psiko charges at him in a rage, but Phoenix sidesteps him and Psiko tumbles through the ropes to ringside.
Mister Mav: Psiko’s lost his temper here, he does not like having to be in there again against Phoenix.
Psiko gets up and turns back to the ring, but Phoenix leaps over the ropes and crashes into Psiko with a crossbody tackle! Phoenix rolls right back to his feet, and he pulls Psiko up and rolls him into the ring. Phoenix steps up onto the apron, and as Psiko gets up Phoenix vaults the ropes and hits a modified missile dropkick. Phoenix rolls on top of Psiko and hooks the leg, one, two, Psiko kicks out. Phoenix rolls off and kips up, waiting for Psiko to get back to his feet. They lock up again, and Psiko whips Phoenix across the ring, but Phoenix comes back and hits a hurricarana! Phoenix covers, one, two, Psiko kicks out! Psiko gets up, but Phoenix scoop slams him to the mat. Phoenix hops onto the top rope, then leaps off for Ashes to Ashes, but Psiko rolls out of the way! Psiko pops to his feet and to the top rope, and hits a frog splash, then hooks the leg, but Phoenix kicks out at one and a half. Psiko pulls Phoenix up, then sets up and hits the reverse tornado DDT, then covers, one, two, Phoenix kicks out! Psiko picks up Phoenix’s legs and goes for the People’s Punishment, but Phoenix kicks him away. Phoenix gets to his feet, but Psiko kicks him in the chest and sets up the Psikotik, and he hits it! The fans are jeering loudly as Psiko covers Phoenix, one, two, Phoenix kicks out!
Mister Mav: Phoenix just kicked out of the Psikotik!
Joshman: Not this again!
Mister Mav: Psiko can’t believe it!
Psiko gets in the referee’s face and shouts at him that it should have been a three, and the referee shakes his head no. Psiko shoves the referee, and the referee pushes him back, and Phoenix is up behind him, and as Psiko stumbles back Phoenix lifts him into Rise No More! Phoenix covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Phoenix via Pinfall
Greed hits to a mighty pop, and Emperor marches to the ring and stands on all four turnbuckles. Ten Ton Hammer hits to loud heat, and McCammon comes down to face his challenger.
Mister Mav: We were all surprised to see McCammon carrying the Cross-Hemisphere Title, he has a major challenge ahead of him in Emperor, a former LWF Champion.
The bell rings to start the match as both men are in the ring, and they brawl, with McCammon fighting Emperor back into the ropes. McCammon slams right into him with a hard clothesline, sending the challenger spilling over the ropes to the outside. McCammon steps through the ropes to the outside as Emperor is getting back to his feet, and they brawl at ringside. They fight their way around the ring, and Emperor whips McCammon into the steel steps. Emperor lifts McCammon up and drops him onto the barricade. McCammon tumbles over the barricade and into the crowd, and Emperor chases after him. They fight their way through the crowd until Emperor eventually shoves McCammon back over barricade to ringside. Emperor goes to whip McCammon back into the steps, but McCammon reverses it, and Emperor slams into the steel. McCammon pulls Emperor up and shoves him into the ring, then rolls in himself. Emperor staggers to his feet, but McCammon wraps him up in a waistlock and hits a German Suplex. McCammon maintains the hold, then pulls Emperor back up and hits a second German Suplex. McCammon sets Emperor up for a third, but Emperor elbows out of it. McCammon steps back, and Emperor kicks goes to kick him in the chest, but McCammon catches the leg and spins Emperor around, then clotheslines Emperor down hard. McCammon stands up and goes to the turnbuckle. McCammon climbs to the top rope, then leaps off for a flying elbow drop, but Emperor rolls out of the way and McCammon crashes to the mat. McCammon staggers up and Emperor hits a full nelson slam, then covers, one, two, McCammon kicks out. Emperor bounces off the ropes and goes for a swinging neckbreaker as McCammon is getting up, but McCammon pulls back out of the way, then grabs Emperor and a gorilla press slam! McCammon covers and hooks the leg, one, two, Emperor kicks out! McCammon shoves him back down and covers again with the lateral press, one, two, Emperor again gets the shoulder up!
Mister Mav: McCammon is doing a good job of keeping the pressure on Emperor, keeping him in a position where he is forced to be on the defensive.
McCammon bounces off the ropes and charges, but runs into a big boot from Emperor. Emperor sets up and hits a pump handle slam, then covers, one, two, McCammon kicks out, shoving Emperor away. Both men get up, and they run at each other, hitting a double clothesline, and both men are down.
Mister Mav: Please don’t tell me about advantages.
McCammon gets to his feet and waits for Emperor. Emperor slowly staggers up and McCammon scoops him for the McCammon Driver, but Emperor floats out of it! Emperor goes to kick McCammon in the chest as he turns around, but McCammon again catches the leg and shoves it away. McCammon swings for a clothesline, but Emperor ducks it, then kicks McCammon in the chest and hits the Deathbow! Deathbow to McCammon! Emperor covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Emperor to become the Cross-Hemisphere Champion
Bark at the Moon hits to a mighty pop, and Lone Wolf comes down the ramp to the ring. Fallen Angel hits to massive heat, and Triple M descends from the titantron to the stage.
Mister Mav: This is a highly personal match. Triple M has returned to his dark and selfish ways, and tonight we will see if the student can overcome the master, as Lone Wolf takes on his former mentor.
Triple M swings at his former protégé, but Lone Wolf ducks, kicks Triple M in the chest, and hits a side slam. Lone Wolf mounts Triple M and starts punching him repeatedly in the face, until Triple M grabs Lone Wolf by the throat. Triple M sits up and then stands, continuing to choke Lone Wolf as he does it. Triple M readies to lift Lone Wolf, but Lone Wolf catches him with a throat thrust. Triple M is bent over in pain, then slowly staggers upright, and Lone Wolf grabs him and connects with a powerslam. Lone Wolf leaps into the air to drive his knee into Triple M, but Metalhead Matt rolls out of the way. Triple M gets up and whips Lone Wolf off the ropes, then floors him with a big boot. Metalhead Matt pulls Lone Wolf up for a Russian leg sweep, but Lone Wolf elbows him away, the grabs Triple M from behind and hits a neckbreaker. Lone Wolf floats into the cover, one, two, Triple M kicks out!
Mister Mav: Lone Wolf takes the early advantage here, and I think it has surprised Triple M.
Lone Wolf pulls Metalhead Matt up and shoves him into the corner, then charges at hits a clothesline. He whips Triple M across the ring and charges, but Triple M leaps out of the corner and head butts him down. Lone Wolf staggers to his feet, and Triple M lifts him into a reverse death valley driver! Metalhead Matt goes to the top rope and leaps for the Fallen Angel, but Lone Wolf rolls out of the way and Triple M crashes into the mat!
Joshman: Triple M knows exactly what Lone Wolf is capable of, he taught him everything he knows!
Triple M tries to get up, but Lone Wolf grabs him and hurls him into the corner. Lone Wolf charges and hits a clothesline, then backs off as Triple M staggers out of the corner. Lone Wolf lifts him into a gorilla press, and slams Triple M hard to the mat. Lone Wolf pulls Triple M up and whips him off the ropes into a Lone Wolf Stunner, slamming him hard to the mat. Lone Wolf covers, one, two, Triple M just barely gets his shoulder up!
Mister Mav: The pressure is on here, Lone Wolf can finish him!
Lone Wolf stands and slowly runs his thumb across his throat to a strong pop from the crowd, and Triple M is struggling to get to his feet. He makes it up and staggers, and as he turns around Lone Wolf scoops him for BoneCruncher, but Triple M backdrops out of it! Triple M grabs Lone Wolf and lifts him into the Reverse Death Valley Driver! Triple M goes to the corner and leaps off the top rope for the Fallen Angel splash, and he hits it! Triple M covers, one, two, and Triple M pulls the shoulder up! The crowd jeers as Triple M laughs, and he repeatedly slaps one of his hands on the other.
Mister Mav: Triple M had Lone Wolf beat, but he wants to make him tap out!
Joshman: Good! Lone Wolf needs to admit that he is a lesser man!
Triple M goes for the LionTamer, but Lone Wolf traps him and pulls him into a rollup, one, two, Triple M kicks out! Triple M tries to get right up, but Lone Wolf takes him down and goes for the Rabid Bite, and Triple M struggles against it. Lone Wolf almost has it locked in, but Triple M twists his body and gets Lone Wolf onto his own shoulders, one, two, three!
Winner: Matt Marauder via Pinfall
Triple M pops out and rolls out of the ring, then backs away and taps his own head before pointing at Lone Wolf.
Mister Mav: Triple M escapes with a victory and moves on, as he seems to be telling Lone Wolf, I’m smarter than you!
Frayed Ends of Sanity hits to a mighty pop, and Alan Fernandez comes down the ramp to the ring. Phucking Phreak hits to a mixed reaction, and Fear slowly comes out from backstage, the LWF Title secured around his waist.
Mister Mav: Fear won the Massive Melee itself to become the LWF Champion, and now he comes against his former friend and long time rival, the Talk of the Town.
The referee takes the title and hands it to an official at ringside. Alan and Fear meet at the center of the ring, with Alan giving Fear a cold stare. Fear swings with a right hand, but Alan blocks it and fights Fear back into the ropes with right hands, then grabs him and whips him off the ropes across the ring. Alan catches Fear with a knee to the chest, and Fear rolls over it. Alan grabs Fear to pull him up, but Fear grabs the arm and wrenches it into a hammerlock. Alan reverses and goes for a suplex, but Fear floats right out of it. Alan turns around into a drop toe hold from Fear, but Alan rolls right away and kips up to his feet. They lock up, and Alan whips Fear off the ropes into a topspin facebuster, then goes for a cover, but Fear reaches with his legs and pulls Alan into a cover of his own, one, two, Alan kicks out. They both try to get right up, but Fear grabs Alan and takes him over with a fireman’s carry. Alan twists his body as he lands and pulls Fear into a school boy, one, two, Fear kicks out. They get up and Alan whips Fear into the ropes, then goes for a backdrop, but Fear counters with a facebuster. Alan staggers and Fear goes for a clothesline, but Alan sidesteps it, then grabs Fear and hits a crossface halo. Alan holds Fear’s legs for the cover, one, two, Fear reverses it into his own cover, one, two, Alan rolls them into a cover for him, one, two, Fear kicks out. Both men are up and Fear whips Alan into the ropes, and Alan comes back with a spinning back kick, but Fear sidesteps it and hits a belly to back suplex.
Joshman: They’re both just going full blast, Mister Mav! Any real strategy is out the window, they just want to beat each other!
Mister Mav: For once I might agree with you, Joshman.
Fear paces for a moment, catching his breath, then pulls Alan up and goes to whip Alan into the ropes, but Alan reverses it and pulls Fear back into the Panda Buster! Alan goes to the top rope, steadies himself, then leaps and hits Ill Met By Starlight! Ill Met By Starlight to Fear! Alan covers, one, two, Fear kicks out! Alan gets up and leans against the ropes, waiting for Fear. Fear starts to get up, and Alan goes for the Terrible Secret of Space, but Fear moves out of the way, then grabs Alan for the Numbing! Numbing to the Talk of the Town! Fear covers, one, two, Alan kicks out! Alan kicked out of the Numbing! Fear wastes no time and pulls Alan up, then throws him over the top rope to ringside. Fear hops through the ropes and pulls Alan up, and hurls him directly into the steel post, and Alan staggers and falls to his knees, holding his chest where he hit the post. Fear pulls him up and rolls him into the ring. Fear steps up on the apron and climbs to the top rope, then leaps for the Meteor Press, but Alan moves out of the way and Fear crashes into the mat! Fear rolls onto his back and kips up to his feet, then runs and bounces off the ropes, but Alan is up and lifts Fear into a topspin facebuster, and both men are down. Fear gets up and turns back around, and Alan has staggered to his feet. Fear goes after him, and the two brawl in the ring, and Alan fights Fear back into the ropes, then whips him across the ring. Fear bounces off the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle on Alan. Fear bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Alan rolls out of the way. Alan goes for a sleeper hold, but Fear counters with a snapmare, then hits a suplex. Fear lifts Alan’s legs and looks to be going for a submission holds of sorts, but Alan pulls his legs away and kicks Fear away as he hops up. Alan charges, but Fear lifts him into an overhead belly to belly suplex, and Alan rolls right out of the ring. Fear slides out after him and kicks Alan down, then picks Alan up on his shoulders and hurls him right into the ringpost! Fear stands over Alan and looks down at him, then cracks his own neck. Fear pulls Alan up and lifts him onto his shoulders, then hits Human Wreckage!
Mister Mav: Human Wreckage! Fear just hit Human Wreckage on the Talk of the Town at ringside!
Fear gets up and looks down at Alan again, then rolls back into the ring. The referee looks over the ropes at Alan and starts a ten count.
Joshman: Brilliant strategy by Fear! Why should he expend the energy to drag Alan back into the ring when the referee can just count him out?
Fear leans in a corner with his arms crossed as the referee gets to five, and Alan starts to stir at ringside. He rises slowly to his feet as the ref counts to eight. He starts to move towards the ring, but Fear charges and baseball slides under the bottom rope, drilling Alan right in the face. Fear is quickly back to his feet, and he pulls Alan up and goes to whip him into the steel steps, but Alan reverses it and Fear crashes into the steel. Alan falls to his knees, and after several seconds he gets back to his feet. Alan pulls Fear up and over the steps, and Alan sets up and hits a piledriver, dropping Fear head first on the steel, and Fear goes limp at ringside! Alan sits for a long moment on the steps, watching Fear, and he pulls him up and rolls him into the ring. Alan climbs to the top rope, and stands upright, staring at Fear, and he leaps into the air as flashbulbs go off around the arena and hits Ill Met by Starlight on Fear! Alan bounces off Fear and lies motionless next to him for a moment, then rolls over and covers Fear, one, two, Fear gets the shoulder up! Alan gets to his feet and starts to pull Fear up, but Fear cuts behind Alan and grabs him for the Numbing, but Alan breaks it and counters into an arm drag, only for Fear to pull him along into a rollup, one, two, three!
Winner: Fear via Pinfall to retain the LWF Title
Both men roll away from each other, and they stare across the ring at each other, exhausted. The referee hands Fear the title and raises his arms as he is slumped against the ropes, and Alan pulls himself up. He approaches Fear, and Fear slowly gets up as well. They meet in the center, and after a few moments Alan nods his head and raises Fear’s arm. Fear pulls Alan into an embrace, and the crowd is on their feet and cheering. Alan backs away, nodding with approval as Fear goes to the corner and poses with his retained title.
End Pay-Per-View
Red Fusion versus Ruff Rabbi
The bell rings as the two start to circle around the ring, and they lock up. Red Fusion tries to twist Ruff Rabbi into a hammerlock, and Ruff Rabbi counters it and goes for a hip toss, but Red Fusion blocks it and hits one of his own. Red Fusion pulls Ruff Rabbi up and whips him off the ropes, but Ruff Rabbi comes back with a shoulder tackle, knocking Fusion down. Ruff Rabbi whips Fusion into the corner, then charges in and splashes him. Red Fusion staggers out of the corner, and Ruff Rabbi lifts him into a hip toss and finishes it as a neckbreaker, then floats into a cover, one, two, Red Fusion kicks out. Ruff Rabbi pulls Fusion up and goes to whip him across the ring, but Red Fusion reverses it. Ruff Rabbi hits the ropes and grabs them to hold himself in place, but Red Fusion charges and slams into him with the Derailer, knocking Ruff Rabbi to the outside.
Mister Mav: Ruff Rabbi, knocked to the outside by that brutal shoulder tackle from Red Fusion.
Joshman: Derailer.
Mister Mav: Whatever.
Red Fusion comes out of the ring and walks towards Ruff Rabbi, but Ruff Rabbi charges at him suddenly and lifts Red Fusion off his feet, slamming him back first into the ring post. Red Fusion staggers away holding his back, and Ruff Rabbi grabs him and whips him back first into the barricade. Ruff Rabbi rolls half into the ring to break the referee’s ten count, then rolls back out and walks over to Red Fusion, but Red Fusion rolls over and takes him down with a drop toe hold, dropping Ruff Rabbi face first into the barricade. Red Fusion gets up and holds his back for a moment, then pulls Ruff Rabbi up and rolls him into the ring. Red Fusion rolls into the ring, then pulls Ruff Rabbi up and sets him up for the Fuse-Box, but Ruff Rabbi floats off, and as Fusion turns around Ruff Rabbi kicks him in the chest and lifts him into a running powerslam, but as Fusion hits the mat he rolls through the slam into a rollup, one, two, Ruff Rabbi kicks out! Red Fusion rolls away and gets back to his feet, wincing as he holds his back for another moment. Ruff Rabbi is getting up near the ropes, and Red Fusion bounces off the far ropes and charges for another Derailer, but Ruff Rabbi sidesteps it and Red Fusion takes a nasty spill to ringside. The referee checks on Red Fusion at ringside, and Ruff Rabbi takes advantage of the momentary distraction to pull the cover off a turnbuckle, exposing steel. Red Fusion comes back into the ring, and Ruff Rabbi grabs him by the arm and whips him into the exposed steel, and Red Fusion shouts out in pain as his back takes another heavy impact. Ruff Rabbi charges towards him, but Red Fusion catches him with a boot to the face. Ruff Rabbi staggers away, and Red Fusion comes out of the corner and lifts him into the Train Wreck! Train Wreck to Ruff Rabbi, and both men are down!
Joshman: The first person to their feet will have a clear advantage!
Mister Mav: Clearly.
Ruff Rabbi staggers up and charges at his opponent, but Red Fusion takes him down with a scoop slam. Red Fusion bounces off the ropes and goes for a big boot, but Rabbi sidesteps it and hits a suplex. Red Fusion tries to get right up, but Rabbi kicks him in the chest and hits a DDT. Rabbi floats into the cover, one, two, Red Fusion kicks out. Rabbi goes to pull Red Fusion up, but Red Fusion kidney punches them, then hits an underhook suplex. Red Fusion turns Rabbi over into the Fuz-Mission! Rabbi is in the Fuz-Mission! He stretches, and he reaches the ropes! The referee forces Red Fusion to break the hold, and Red Fusion argues with him, giving Rabbi time to get up. Red Fusion swings for a clothesline, but Rabbi ducks and hits a neckbreaker. Rabbi pulls Red Fusion into a capture suplex, then covers, one, two, Red Fusion kicks out! Rabbi stomps on Red Fusion, then climbs to the top rope. He leaps for the Fate of Gamorah, but Red Fusion rolls out of the way and Ruff Rabbi crashes into the mat! He staggers up and Red Fusion goes to kick him, but Rabbi catches the leg and shoves it away. He lifts Red Fusion for the Imperial Torture Rack, but Red Fusion floats out of it! Ruff Rabbi turns around, and Red Fusion kicks him in the chest and hits the Virus of Life! Virus of Life to Ruff Rabbi! Red Fusion covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Red Fusion via Pinfall
Havok Title Match
CoolJ © versus Dr. K
CoolJ © versus Dr. K
Piggy Pie hits to loud heat, and Dr. K comes to the ring. The Fight Song hits to a mighty pop, and CoolJ struts his way to the ring and gets a mic as he steps in.
CoolJ: Whoa there, big fella. This being a Havok Title match and all, I want to do something I’ve always wanted to do. I’ll roshambo you for it! What do you all think about that?
CoolJ looks around at the crowd, and they cheer their approval. CoolJ starts to turn back to Dr. K, but Dr. K is already swinging and he kicks CoolJ right in the crotch! CoolJ screams and goes down, and Dr. K covers him, one, two, three!
Winner: Dr. K via Pinfall to become the Havok Champion
Mister Mav: That might be a record.
Phoenix versus Psiko
No More Mister Nice Guy hits to strong heat, and Psiko comes down the ramp and makes his way to the ring. Rise hits as the stage explodes, and Phoenix rises from the flames to the stage.
Mister Mav: These two fought an epic feud last year, as Psiko for a long while tried to avoid the legend.
Joshman: But how did it end? Psiko defeated Phoenix in the Elimination Chamber!
Mister Mav: That he did, Phoenix was shockingly the first man eliminated that night.
Joshman: So Psiko can beat him!
Mister Mav: I’m sure he still has something to prove.
Psiko stands and meets Phoenix in the center of the ring, and they lock up. Psiko tries to put Phoenix into a hammerlock, but Phoenix counters right out of it and shoves Psiko away. Psiko comes back and tries to take Phoenix over into a fireman’s carry, but Phoenix lands on his feet, then sweeps his leg and trips Psiko up. Phoenix waits for Psiko to get back up, and they lock up again, and eventually Psiko gets Phoenix into a hammerlock. Phoenix reverses it into a suplex, but Psiko floats out of it. Psiko goes for a running bulldog, but Phoenix shoves Psiko away. Psiko bounces off the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Phoenix ducks under it. Psiko stumbles off balance into the ropes, then turns and stares at Phoenix, and Phoenix just shrugs his shoulders at him. Psiko charges at him in a rage, but Phoenix sidesteps him and Psiko tumbles through the ropes to ringside.
Mister Mav: Psiko’s lost his temper here, he does not like having to be in there again against Phoenix.
Psiko gets up and turns back to the ring, but Phoenix leaps over the ropes and crashes into Psiko with a crossbody tackle! Phoenix rolls right back to his feet, and he pulls Psiko up and rolls him into the ring. Phoenix steps up onto the apron, and as Psiko gets up Phoenix vaults the ropes and hits a modified missile dropkick. Phoenix rolls on top of Psiko and hooks the leg, one, two, Psiko kicks out. Phoenix rolls off and kips up, waiting for Psiko to get back to his feet. They lock up again, and Psiko whips Phoenix across the ring, but Phoenix comes back and hits a hurricarana! Phoenix covers, one, two, Psiko kicks out! Psiko gets up, but Phoenix scoop slams him to the mat. Phoenix hops onto the top rope, then leaps off for Ashes to Ashes, but Psiko rolls out of the way! Psiko pops to his feet and to the top rope, and hits a frog splash, then hooks the leg, but Phoenix kicks out at one and a half. Psiko pulls Phoenix up, then sets up and hits the reverse tornado DDT, then covers, one, two, Phoenix kicks out! Psiko picks up Phoenix’s legs and goes for the People’s Punishment, but Phoenix kicks him away. Phoenix gets to his feet, but Psiko kicks him in the chest and sets up the Psikotik, and he hits it! The fans are jeering loudly as Psiko covers Phoenix, one, two, Phoenix kicks out!
Mister Mav: Phoenix just kicked out of the Psikotik!
Joshman: Not this again!
Mister Mav: Psiko can’t believe it!
Psiko gets in the referee’s face and shouts at him that it should have been a three, and the referee shakes his head no. Psiko shoves the referee, and the referee pushes him back, and Phoenix is up behind him, and as Psiko stumbles back Phoenix lifts him into Rise No More! Phoenix covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Phoenix via Pinfall
Cross-Hemisphere Title Match
McCammon © versus Emperor
McCammon © versus Emperor
Greed hits to a mighty pop, and Emperor marches to the ring and stands on all four turnbuckles. Ten Ton Hammer hits to loud heat, and McCammon comes down to face his challenger.
Mister Mav: We were all surprised to see McCammon carrying the Cross-Hemisphere Title, he has a major challenge ahead of him in Emperor, a former LWF Champion.
The bell rings to start the match as both men are in the ring, and they brawl, with McCammon fighting Emperor back into the ropes. McCammon slams right into him with a hard clothesline, sending the challenger spilling over the ropes to the outside. McCammon steps through the ropes to the outside as Emperor is getting back to his feet, and they brawl at ringside. They fight their way around the ring, and Emperor whips McCammon into the steel steps. Emperor lifts McCammon up and drops him onto the barricade. McCammon tumbles over the barricade and into the crowd, and Emperor chases after him. They fight their way through the crowd until Emperor eventually shoves McCammon back over barricade to ringside. Emperor goes to whip McCammon back into the steps, but McCammon reverses it, and Emperor slams into the steel. McCammon pulls Emperor up and shoves him into the ring, then rolls in himself. Emperor staggers to his feet, but McCammon wraps him up in a waistlock and hits a German Suplex. McCammon maintains the hold, then pulls Emperor back up and hits a second German Suplex. McCammon sets Emperor up for a third, but Emperor elbows out of it. McCammon steps back, and Emperor kicks goes to kick him in the chest, but McCammon catches the leg and spins Emperor around, then clotheslines Emperor down hard. McCammon stands up and goes to the turnbuckle. McCammon climbs to the top rope, then leaps off for a flying elbow drop, but Emperor rolls out of the way and McCammon crashes to the mat. McCammon staggers up and Emperor hits a full nelson slam, then covers, one, two, McCammon kicks out. Emperor bounces off the ropes and goes for a swinging neckbreaker as McCammon is getting up, but McCammon pulls back out of the way, then grabs Emperor and a gorilla press slam! McCammon covers and hooks the leg, one, two, Emperor kicks out! McCammon shoves him back down and covers again with the lateral press, one, two, Emperor again gets the shoulder up!
Mister Mav: McCammon is doing a good job of keeping the pressure on Emperor, keeping him in a position where he is forced to be on the defensive.
McCammon bounces off the ropes and charges, but runs into a big boot from Emperor. Emperor sets up and hits a pump handle slam, then covers, one, two, McCammon kicks out, shoving Emperor away. Both men get up, and they run at each other, hitting a double clothesline, and both men are down.
Mister Mav: Please don’t tell me about advantages.
McCammon gets to his feet and waits for Emperor. Emperor slowly staggers up and McCammon scoops him for the McCammon Driver, but Emperor floats out of it! Emperor goes to kick McCammon in the chest as he turns around, but McCammon again catches the leg and shoves it away. McCammon swings for a clothesline, but Emperor ducks it, then kicks McCammon in the chest and hits the Deathbow! Deathbow to McCammon! Emperor covers, one, two, three!
Winner: Emperor to become the Cross-Hemisphere Champion
Lone Wolf versus Matt Marauder
Bark at the Moon hits to a mighty pop, and Lone Wolf comes down the ramp to the ring. Fallen Angel hits to massive heat, and Triple M descends from the titantron to the stage.
Mister Mav: This is a highly personal match. Triple M has returned to his dark and selfish ways, and tonight we will see if the student can overcome the master, as Lone Wolf takes on his former mentor.
Triple M swings at his former protégé, but Lone Wolf ducks, kicks Triple M in the chest, and hits a side slam. Lone Wolf mounts Triple M and starts punching him repeatedly in the face, until Triple M grabs Lone Wolf by the throat. Triple M sits up and then stands, continuing to choke Lone Wolf as he does it. Triple M readies to lift Lone Wolf, but Lone Wolf catches him with a throat thrust. Triple M is bent over in pain, then slowly staggers upright, and Lone Wolf grabs him and connects with a powerslam. Lone Wolf leaps into the air to drive his knee into Triple M, but Metalhead Matt rolls out of the way. Triple M gets up and whips Lone Wolf off the ropes, then floors him with a big boot. Metalhead Matt pulls Lone Wolf up for a Russian leg sweep, but Lone Wolf elbows him away, the grabs Triple M from behind and hits a neckbreaker. Lone Wolf floats into the cover, one, two, Triple M kicks out!
Mister Mav: Lone Wolf takes the early advantage here, and I think it has surprised Triple M.
Lone Wolf pulls Metalhead Matt up and shoves him into the corner, then charges at hits a clothesline. He whips Triple M across the ring and charges, but Triple M leaps out of the corner and head butts him down. Lone Wolf staggers to his feet, and Triple M lifts him into a reverse death valley driver! Metalhead Matt goes to the top rope and leaps for the Fallen Angel, but Lone Wolf rolls out of the way and Triple M crashes into the mat!
Joshman: Triple M knows exactly what Lone Wolf is capable of, he taught him everything he knows!
Triple M tries to get up, but Lone Wolf grabs him and hurls him into the corner. Lone Wolf charges and hits a clothesline, then backs off as Triple M staggers out of the corner. Lone Wolf lifts him into a gorilla press, and slams Triple M hard to the mat. Lone Wolf pulls Triple M up and whips him off the ropes into a Lone Wolf Stunner, slamming him hard to the mat. Lone Wolf covers, one, two, Triple M just barely gets his shoulder up!
Mister Mav: The pressure is on here, Lone Wolf can finish him!
Lone Wolf stands and slowly runs his thumb across his throat to a strong pop from the crowd, and Triple M is struggling to get to his feet. He makes it up and staggers, and as he turns around Lone Wolf scoops him for BoneCruncher, but Triple M backdrops out of it! Triple M grabs Lone Wolf and lifts him into the Reverse Death Valley Driver! Triple M goes to the corner and leaps off the top rope for the Fallen Angel splash, and he hits it! Triple M covers, one, two, and Triple M pulls the shoulder up! The crowd jeers as Triple M laughs, and he repeatedly slaps one of his hands on the other.
Mister Mav: Triple M had Lone Wolf beat, but he wants to make him tap out!
Joshman: Good! Lone Wolf needs to admit that he is a lesser man!
Triple M goes for the LionTamer, but Lone Wolf traps him and pulls him into a rollup, one, two, Triple M kicks out! Triple M tries to get right up, but Lone Wolf takes him down and goes for the Rabid Bite, and Triple M struggles against it. Lone Wolf almost has it locked in, but Triple M twists his body and gets Lone Wolf onto his own shoulders, one, two, three!
Winner: Matt Marauder via Pinfall
Triple M pops out and rolls out of the ring, then backs away and taps his own head before pointing at Lone Wolf.
Mister Mav: Triple M escapes with a victory and moves on, as he seems to be telling Lone Wolf, I’m smarter than you!
LWF Title Match
Fear © versus Alan Fernandez
Fear © versus Alan Fernandez
Frayed Ends of Sanity hits to a mighty pop, and Alan Fernandez comes down the ramp to the ring. Phucking Phreak hits to a mixed reaction, and Fear slowly comes out from backstage, the LWF Title secured around his waist.
Mister Mav: Fear won the Massive Melee itself to become the LWF Champion, and now he comes against his former friend and long time rival, the Talk of the Town.
The referee takes the title and hands it to an official at ringside. Alan and Fear meet at the center of the ring, with Alan giving Fear a cold stare. Fear swings with a right hand, but Alan blocks it and fights Fear back into the ropes with right hands, then grabs him and whips him off the ropes across the ring. Alan catches Fear with a knee to the chest, and Fear rolls over it. Alan grabs Fear to pull him up, but Fear grabs the arm and wrenches it into a hammerlock. Alan reverses and goes for a suplex, but Fear floats right out of it. Alan turns around into a drop toe hold from Fear, but Alan rolls right away and kips up to his feet. They lock up, and Alan whips Fear off the ropes into a topspin facebuster, then goes for a cover, but Fear reaches with his legs and pulls Alan into a cover of his own, one, two, Alan kicks out. They both try to get right up, but Fear grabs Alan and takes him over with a fireman’s carry. Alan twists his body as he lands and pulls Fear into a school boy, one, two, Fear kicks out. They get up and Alan whips Fear into the ropes, then goes for a backdrop, but Fear counters with a facebuster. Alan staggers and Fear goes for a clothesline, but Alan sidesteps it, then grabs Fear and hits a crossface halo. Alan holds Fear’s legs for the cover, one, two, Fear reverses it into his own cover, one, two, Alan rolls them into a cover for him, one, two, Fear kicks out. Both men are up and Fear whips Alan into the ropes, and Alan comes back with a spinning back kick, but Fear sidesteps it and hits a belly to back suplex.
Joshman: They’re both just going full blast, Mister Mav! Any real strategy is out the window, they just want to beat each other!
Mister Mav: For once I might agree with you, Joshman.
Fear paces for a moment, catching his breath, then pulls Alan up and goes to whip Alan into the ropes, but Alan reverses it and pulls Fear back into the Panda Buster! Alan goes to the top rope, steadies himself, then leaps and hits Ill Met By Starlight! Ill Met By Starlight to Fear! Alan covers, one, two, Fear kicks out! Alan gets up and leans against the ropes, waiting for Fear. Fear starts to get up, and Alan goes for the Terrible Secret of Space, but Fear moves out of the way, then grabs Alan for the Numbing! Numbing to the Talk of the Town! Fear covers, one, two, Alan kicks out! Alan kicked out of the Numbing! Fear wastes no time and pulls Alan up, then throws him over the top rope to ringside. Fear hops through the ropes and pulls Alan up, and hurls him directly into the steel post, and Alan staggers and falls to his knees, holding his chest where he hit the post. Fear pulls him up and rolls him into the ring. Fear steps up on the apron and climbs to the top rope, then leaps for the Meteor Press, but Alan moves out of the way and Fear crashes into the mat! Fear rolls onto his back and kips up to his feet, then runs and bounces off the ropes, but Alan is up and lifts Fear into a topspin facebuster, and both men are down. Fear gets up and turns back around, and Alan has staggered to his feet. Fear goes after him, and the two brawl in the ring, and Alan fights Fear back into the ropes, then whips him across the ring. Fear bounces off the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle on Alan. Fear bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Alan rolls out of the way. Alan goes for a sleeper hold, but Fear counters with a snapmare, then hits a suplex. Fear lifts Alan’s legs and looks to be going for a submission holds of sorts, but Alan pulls his legs away and kicks Fear away as he hops up. Alan charges, but Fear lifts him into an overhead belly to belly suplex, and Alan rolls right out of the ring. Fear slides out after him and kicks Alan down, then picks Alan up on his shoulders and hurls him right into the ringpost! Fear stands over Alan and looks down at him, then cracks his own neck. Fear pulls Alan up and lifts him onto his shoulders, then hits Human Wreckage!
Mister Mav: Human Wreckage! Fear just hit Human Wreckage on the Talk of the Town at ringside!
Fear gets up and looks down at Alan again, then rolls back into the ring. The referee looks over the ropes at Alan and starts a ten count.
Joshman: Brilliant strategy by Fear! Why should he expend the energy to drag Alan back into the ring when the referee can just count him out?
Fear leans in a corner with his arms crossed as the referee gets to five, and Alan starts to stir at ringside. He rises slowly to his feet as the ref counts to eight. He starts to move towards the ring, but Fear charges and baseball slides under the bottom rope, drilling Alan right in the face. Fear is quickly back to his feet, and he pulls Alan up and goes to whip him into the steel steps, but Alan reverses it and Fear crashes into the steel. Alan falls to his knees, and after several seconds he gets back to his feet. Alan pulls Fear up and over the steps, and Alan sets up and hits a piledriver, dropping Fear head first on the steel, and Fear goes limp at ringside! Alan sits for a long moment on the steps, watching Fear, and he pulls him up and rolls him into the ring. Alan climbs to the top rope, and stands upright, staring at Fear, and he leaps into the air as flashbulbs go off around the arena and hits Ill Met by Starlight on Fear! Alan bounces off Fear and lies motionless next to him for a moment, then rolls over and covers Fear, one, two, Fear gets the shoulder up! Alan gets to his feet and starts to pull Fear up, but Fear cuts behind Alan and grabs him for the Numbing, but Alan breaks it and counters into an arm drag, only for Fear to pull him along into a rollup, one, two, three!
Winner: Fear via Pinfall to retain the LWF Title
Both men roll away from each other, and they stare across the ring at each other, exhausted. The referee hands Fear the title and raises his arms as he is slumped against the ropes, and Alan pulls himself up. He approaches Fear, and Fear slowly gets up as well. They meet in the center, and after a few moments Alan nods his head and raises Fear’s arm. Fear pulls Alan into an embrace, and the crowd is on their feet and cheering. Alan backs away, nodding with approval as Fear goes to the corner and poses with his retained title.
End Pay-Per-View
