Post by UGWC Staff on Dec 12, 2022 20:04:25 GMT -5
~~~INFINITY~~~
Mitchell Dennis: Your winners, AND NEW UGWC COOPERATIVE CHAMPIONS, Ken Davison and Kyra Johnson, BALTIMORE ELLLLLLLLITE!!!!!!!
Vinegar: They did it!
Covert Jay: Hard fought battle tonight capping off a hard fought journey to get here!!
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Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the 2022 Global Challenge Keyholder, MONNTTAGGUEEE CERRRRRVVAANNNNTTEEESSSSS!!!
Vinegar: What a match! Montague Cervantes pulling out the victory!
Lieberjosch: He narrowly escaped defeat more than once, but in dramatic fashion, the Doctor-Professor becomes the first keyholder of 2022!
Covert Jay: Not only that, but he’ll challenge next month for the World Heavyweight Championship!
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Covert Jay: OH MY GOD!!!
Vinegar: Hastings tapped! He tapped! Hastings was mere centimeters from grabbing the bottom rope and he tapped out!!
Covert Jay: Centurion retains!
Vinegar: Hastings slumps to the mat as Rydell tells Centurion that he’s won!
Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, your WINNER via a SUBMISSION, and STILL UGWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….CENNNNNTUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIONNNNNN!!!!!
Vinegar: Centurion retains!
~~~EVER ESCALATING ENDANGERMENT~~~
Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… and STILLLLLLL UGWC Chaos Champion… Tonyyyyyyyy Saaaaaaavaaaaaaaage!
Lieberjosch: Tony Savage has defeated Travis Pierce to retain!
Vinegar: And what a hell of a statement he’s made! Look at this carnage!
Covert Jay: Travis Pierce looks like he took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, but Tony Savage doesn’t look too far behind!
Vinegar: What a way to open up the night!
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Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, your WINNER and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL UGWC CROSS-HEMISPHERE CHAMPION…THE RAAAAAGDOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Vinegar: Holy shit what a mess! Ragdoll retains after a hellish battle with Sebastian Everett-Bryce the Third.
Covert Jay: And the appearance of a convenient table stack.
Vinegar: That too. I’m sure that Management will want to get to the bottom of that.
Lieberjosch: It was weird, but it worked to Ms. Pierrot’s advantage as she remains the Cross-Hemisphere Champion!
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Lieberjosch: BIG FINISH!!!!
Vinegar: A modified Big Finish drives Centurion through the table!
Lieberjosch: That’s it!!!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion…MONNNNTAGGGUUEEE CERRRRRVANNNNNTTTEEEEESSSSSS!!!!
Lieberjosch: Cervantes did it!
Covert Jay: The dark day that Deimos predicted has come!
Vinegar: Montague Cervantes is the new World Heavyweight Champion!
~~~OUTLAST~~~
Mitchell Dennis: Your winner, AND NEW UGWC WORLD CHAMPION, TONNNNNNNY SAVAGGGGGGGE!!!
Vinegar: He’s done it!
Lieberjosch: Anthony K. Savage has made his place in UGWC history tonight. He settled a score and achieved a great destiny!
Vinegar: Tony climbs the turnbuckle and lifts the belt to the roar of the fans!
~~~BATTLEGROUND~~~
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, LUUCCYYY WYYYLLLLLLDDDDDEEEEE!!!!
Covert Jay: She did it!
Vinegar: Lucy Wylde has made it back to the top of the mountain! For the second time in her career, she is the UGWC World Champion!
Lieberjosch: She’s the champion, but Tony Savage is still a keyholder, and with the year he’s having, he’ll be back for it!
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Vinegar: No damnit! Not like that!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the holder of the Battleground 2022 Key, Temmmmmmpeeeeeeeest!
Vinegar: That’s just a damn shame! Zane basically handed the Battleground Key to Tempest!
Covert Jay: There was an important lesson learned here tonight. And when I figure it out, I’ll let you guys know!
~~~WRESTLESTOCK~~~
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner of the 2022 WrestleStock Tournament…….THE BOGEYMAN……JJJJJAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: JC has done it! JC has come back to the UGWC and won the WrestleStock Open!!!!!
Lieberjosch: Now THAT is a tournament finals match!
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Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and STILL the UGWC World Champion, LUUCCYYY WYYYLLLLLDDDDDEEEEEE!!!!
Vinegar: Lucy Wylde survives!
Covert Jay: What an incredible performance!
Lieberjosch: Tempest’s game plan was nearly flawless, he picked the champion apart and broke her down with nothing less than mastery in his approach, but Lucy Wylde managed to overcome it all!
Vinegar: Rogan MacLean, Ken Davison and Kyra Johnson coming into the ring, Lucy Wylde has barely moved, she’s exhausted!
Covert Jay: Rogan helping her to her feet and they embrace, Baltimore Elite helping as Ken and Rogan lift Lucy onto their shoulders, and Kyra hands her the title before she holds it up in front of a standing ovation from this festival crowd!
~~~RUN OF THE MILL~~~
Vinegar: Sebastian retains! Sebastian retains the Chaos Championship on the roof of the Bon Secours Wellness Arena! The flames fade and vanish with Sebastian still lying on top of JC. He finally rolls over as Brian Chartreuse helps him to his feet and raises his hand. Looking on, the Astro Creeps stand in the bleachers with an eerie stillness. Tempest gives a single nod before the Creeps walk away. Chartreuse retrieves the Chaos Championship and hands it to Sebastian, who brings it close to his face and looks at it as if it’s the most prestigious title in the business! What a way to start Run of the Mill!
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Tempest rises back up at the same moment the crane drags itself into the building, crashing through it and causing it to implode. It drops to the basement, pulling the walls down around it, collapsing the Union Bleachery and Finishing Company behind King Freak, Tempest, the new UGWC World Champion!!!
~~~MASSIVE MELEE~~~
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner…….. AND STIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL UGWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNN…… TEMPESSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: And in an incredible match, Tempest retains the World Heavyweight Title.
Leiberjosch: I had no doubts whatsoever!
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Lieberjosch: Kyra grabs the middle rope with her hands, blocking Deimos from being able to pull her over, and she drives a knee into his chest through the ropes!
Vinegar: A second knee forces him to release her, grabbing the ropes to prevent himself from falling, but she kicks his hands and knocks him loose!
Lieberjosch: He’s out! She did it!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner of the 2022 Massive Melee and the Keeper of the Massive Melee Key, KYYRRAAAA JOHHHHNNNNNSSOONNNNNNNNN!!!!
Vinegar: Kyra Johnson has won the Massive Melee!
Covert Jay: What a performance!
Vinegar: And you know what this means, as an exhausted Kyra Johnson celebrates in the ring. Kyra Johnson will join Montague Cervantes, Tony Savage, and Tempest in the Keys to the Kingdom Match next month at Keeper of the Keys, and the winner of that match takes control of their fate at Horizons!
~~~KEEPER OF THE KEYS~~~
Lieberjosch: Kyra turns to dart up the ramp–
Vinegar: NO! Montague just threw himself at the security barrier and hit Lament for a Toy Factory!
Covert Jay: He just utterly flattened himself and Kyra!
Lieberjosch: With all of his opponents out on the floor, there’s nothing left but for Tempest to insert the final key!
Vinegar: He’s putting it in the lock, turning it, he opens it!
Dennis: Your winner, and the 2022 Keeper of the Keys, your UGWC World Champion, TEEEEEEMMMMMMMPPPPPPEEEEEEEESTTTTTT!!!
Liberjosch: An outstanding display by all four competitors!
Vinegar: What will happen as Tempest holds the crown jewel of UGWC’s biggest event of the year in the palm of his hands?!
~~~SYNERGY #387~~~
Somers: We have an incredibly historic and highly anticipated match, and it’s my duty to make sure it’s the most unforgettable and show-stopping spectacle of the night!
Lieberjosch: Come on, Napoleon’s Revenge!!
Somers: This year has been dominated by two larger than life Entertainment Professionals; Lucy Wylde and Tempest!
Vinegar: Wait, this isn’t about the Boogeyman and The Lord of Pain!?
Somers: The contributions given by both of these living legends must be respected as much as both their wishes. Therefore, I’ve decided that the UGWC World Championship will be decided in a two out of three falls match!!
Lieberjosch: Well… that’s a relief. I was expecting some convoluted, garbage featuring–
Somers: The first fall will be the requested cage match, and the second fall will be the debut of the Circus Death Match!
Vinegar: Wow… can Lucy and Tempest survive both?
Somers: If the match should go to the third fall, then it must be decided in a Hell in a Cell match!!!
The crowd absolutely blows the roof off, and the announce team is stunned.
Covert Jay: Those are three stellar, career altering matches, and at Horizons, we’re going to see them all as part of one contest, the most important contest of the night!
~~~HORIZONS~~~