Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 22, 2009 14:32:40 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen…
Hanson: Perverts and virgins…
Vinegar: Boys and Girls…
Hanson: Social degenerates…
Vinegar: Welcome to GIW Sentinel! Coming to you live from the Porsche Arena in Stuttgart Germany. Nicholas Vinegar here with my broadcast partner Daniel Hanson to take you through all of the nights action and what action it promises to be.
Hanson: You may be overselling it a little there Nick. This is promising to be average at best.
Vinegar: Are you kidding? We’re going to see the fallout from the madness sewn by the Covenant last week as Raenius is in a triple threat match with both Komosube and Ezekiel. We’re going to see Number 1 contender Donovan Hastings take on the Dragon Alex Kiseragi and in our main event- Wait, are you wearing a wig?
Hanson: A wig? Me? No, no this is my natural blonde hair. What are you talking about Nick. You’re so crazy, he, hehe…
Vinegar: Your hairs brown, I can see bits sticking out under the edge.
Hanson: Oh Nick, you crack me up. Of course I’m blonde, just another great blonde hair blued eyed man in this great nation.
Vinegar: Blue eyed? But your eyes aren’t- Are you wearing coloured contacts?
Hanson: Dammit Nick, do you want us to get taken for a ‘shower’?
Vinegar: Oh for God’s sake Dan it’s 2009. Germany hasn’t been under Nazi rule for over sixty years and I don’t think anyone appreciates you bringing up the darkest time in both this nations and the worlds history.
Hanson: Ahaha, yeah I know! Those Jews hey?
The lights black out and we start to hear The Stroke.
Vinegar: Oh thank God.
A yellow spotlight falls on the top of the ramp and the Crimson Ghost walks out with his German flag and WWI Military helmet. There’s a brief pop from the crowd.
Hanson: Oh great we’re less than five minutes into the show and we’ve already got guys trying to score cheap fan support.
Vinegar: It’s what we’ve come to expect from the Crimson Ghost, making his first in-ring appearance since his brutal defeat at No Holds Barred.
Ghost starts dancing his way down to the ring, high fiving the occasional outstretched hand from the front row.
Dennis: It is time for your GIW Sentinel opening contest! Introducing first, from…somewhere. Weighing in at 224lbs! Der…wait what? Der? Der rot? The Crimsooooooon Ghoooost!!!
Crimson Ghost climbs up onto the apron, plants his flag into the corner and hops over the ropes. His music fades out and is replaced by Storm Front. The crowd seem largely indifferent to the flickering green and gold lights as JK starts making his way out to the ring.
Hanson: You know rumour has it JK spent the last week tied up in a dungeon with some guy with excessively dyed hair.
Vinegar: You can’t believe everything you hear.
Hanson: Go with it Nick, tied up fifteen year old boys in dungeons is the kind of stuff half our viewers get off on.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Australia! Weighing in at 229lbs, the Cyclone, JK!
JK does his usual posing on the way down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and climbs to pose on the turnbuckle for a moment, then jumps back down.
Hanson: Sooner we get going, sooner we can finish. Let’s get this one underway.
Ding! Ding!
Hanson: Hey it worked.
Vinegar: Hopefully that’s not a taste of things to come. These two getting underway though. Crimson Ghost jabbing at JK as he tries to lock up.
Hanson: This isn’t a boxing match.
Vinegar: No but it does make a nice change to starting with a tie up every match. JK’s taking a couple of shots there but he’s making Crimson Ghost concede ground and he’s managed to back him up into a corner. Who’re you pulling for in this one then partner?
Hanson: I couldn’t possibly support anyone outside of the master race.
Vinegar: Oh please, look around. There’s barely an Aryan in this arena.
Hanson: Ah, I’m surrounded by the impure!
Vinegar: JK locks Ghost up in the corner and Hazel East has to step in to separate them. A cheap shot by Ghost almost catches JK on the jaw. He must have felt the breeze from that one. Ghost charges out and gets taken out with a drop toe hold.
Hanson: …
Vinegar: JK floats over and hit’s a low dropkick right into Crimson Ghost’s face. Ghost clutching his face and JK pulls him back up to his feet. Oh, eye gouge by Ghost blinds his young opponent. Goes to follow up, no! JK turns and drops him with a clothesline.
Hanson: …
Vinegar: JK running off the ropes. Elbow drop to the sternum and a cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, kick out by Ghost. JK dragging him back up. Side belly to belly suplex, plants him and he’s headed to the top rope. Moonsault! Ghost rolls out of the way but JK lands on his feet. Ghost with a springboard cross body out of the corner. JK ducks it though and Ghost goes overhead. You’re being awful quiet partner.
Hanson: I’m just not sure this nations leaders would be happy about me commentating for this low grade crowd.
Vinegar: You were happily commentating for a crowd of perverts, virgins and social degenerates fifteen minutes ago.
Hanson: You shouldn’t talk about our loyal fan base that way Nick.
Vinegar: Those were your words.
Hanson: They were never.
Vinegar: Ok, not arguing this. Some of us have to keep up with the match. JK just punts Crimson Ghost in the ribs as he tries to get back to his feet. The fans didn’t like that much. CG pushes himself up though, Hurricanrana! No, JK holds him, Eye of the Storm!
Hanson: He’s headed up to the top rope.
Vinegar: Well observed. JK going high risk. The Cane Toad Splash connects! Pin.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JK!
The crowd cheer for the winner as Hazel East holds his arm up. JK drops out of the ring leaving Ghost still laid out on the mat.
Vinegar: Not a strong display by the Crimson Ghost, possibly not as healed up from his last match as we thought.
Hanson: That’s what you get for thinking you can move in on my Gabby.
Vinegar: Don’t you ever bore yourself with all the Gabby talk?
Hanson: Never. How could even suggest such a thing?
Vinegar: Who knows. Now, time for the stream to rebuffed.
Hanson: How do you know that?
Vinegar: I just needed to say something conclusive since we don’t have any ad breaks.
Hanson: Ah.
Hanson: Perverts and virgins…
Vinegar: Boys and Girls…
Hanson: Social degenerates…
Vinegar: Welcome to GIW Sentinel! Coming to you live from the Porsche Arena in Stuttgart Germany. Nicholas Vinegar here with my broadcast partner Daniel Hanson to take you through all of the nights action and what action it promises to be.
Hanson: You may be overselling it a little there Nick. This is promising to be average at best.
Vinegar: Are you kidding? We’re going to see the fallout from the madness sewn by the Covenant last week as Raenius is in a triple threat match with both Komosube and Ezekiel. We’re going to see Number 1 contender Donovan Hastings take on the Dragon Alex Kiseragi and in our main event- Wait, are you wearing a wig?
Hanson: A wig? Me? No, no this is my natural blonde hair. What are you talking about Nick. You’re so crazy, he, hehe…
Vinegar: Your hairs brown, I can see bits sticking out under the edge.
Hanson: Oh Nick, you crack me up. Of course I’m blonde, just another great blonde hair blued eyed man in this great nation.
Vinegar: Blue eyed? But your eyes aren’t- Are you wearing coloured contacts?
Hanson: Dammit Nick, do you want us to get taken for a ‘shower’?
Vinegar: Oh for God’s sake Dan it’s 2009. Germany hasn’t been under Nazi rule for over sixty years and I don’t think anyone appreciates you bringing up the darkest time in both this nations and the worlds history.
Hanson: Ahaha, yeah I know! Those Jews hey?
The lights black out and we start to hear The Stroke.
Vinegar: Oh thank God.
A yellow spotlight falls on the top of the ramp and the Crimson Ghost walks out with his German flag and WWI Military helmet. There’s a brief pop from the crowd.
Hanson: Oh great we’re less than five minutes into the show and we’ve already got guys trying to score cheap fan support.
Vinegar: It’s what we’ve come to expect from the Crimson Ghost, making his first in-ring appearance since his brutal defeat at No Holds Barred.
Ghost starts dancing his way down to the ring, high fiving the occasional outstretched hand from the front row.
Dennis: It is time for your GIW Sentinel opening contest! Introducing first, from…somewhere. Weighing in at 224lbs! Der…wait what? Der? Der rot? The Crimsooooooon Ghoooost!!!
Crimson Ghost climbs up onto the apron, plants his flag into the corner and hops over the ropes. His music fades out and is replaced by Storm Front. The crowd seem largely indifferent to the flickering green and gold lights as JK starts making his way out to the ring.
Hanson: You know rumour has it JK spent the last week tied up in a dungeon with some guy with excessively dyed hair.
Vinegar: You can’t believe everything you hear.
Hanson: Go with it Nick, tied up fifteen year old boys in dungeons is the kind of stuff half our viewers get off on.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Australia! Weighing in at 229lbs, the Cyclone, JK!
JK does his usual posing on the way down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and climbs to pose on the turnbuckle for a moment, then jumps back down.
Hanson: Sooner we get going, sooner we can finish. Let’s get this one underway.
Ding! Ding!
Hanson: Hey it worked.
Vinegar: Hopefully that’s not a taste of things to come. These two getting underway though. Crimson Ghost jabbing at JK as he tries to lock up.
Hanson: This isn’t a boxing match.
Vinegar: No but it does make a nice change to starting with a tie up every match. JK’s taking a couple of shots there but he’s making Crimson Ghost concede ground and he’s managed to back him up into a corner. Who’re you pulling for in this one then partner?
Hanson: I couldn’t possibly support anyone outside of the master race.
Vinegar: Oh please, look around. There’s barely an Aryan in this arena.
Hanson: Ah, I’m surrounded by the impure!
Vinegar: JK locks Ghost up in the corner and Hazel East has to step in to separate them. A cheap shot by Ghost almost catches JK on the jaw. He must have felt the breeze from that one. Ghost charges out and gets taken out with a drop toe hold.
Hanson: …
Vinegar: JK floats over and hit’s a low dropkick right into Crimson Ghost’s face. Ghost clutching his face and JK pulls him back up to his feet. Oh, eye gouge by Ghost blinds his young opponent. Goes to follow up, no! JK turns and drops him with a clothesline.
Hanson: …
Vinegar: JK running off the ropes. Elbow drop to the sternum and a cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, kick out by Ghost. JK dragging him back up. Side belly to belly suplex, plants him and he’s headed to the top rope. Moonsault! Ghost rolls out of the way but JK lands on his feet. Ghost with a springboard cross body out of the corner. JK ducks it though and Ghost goes overhead. You’re being awful quiet partner.
Hanson: I’m just not sure this nations leaders would be happy about me commentating for this low grade crowd.
Vinegar: You were happily commentating for a crowd of perverts, virgins and social degenerates fifteen minutes ago.
Hanson: You shouldn’t talk about our loyal fan base that way Nick.
Vinegar: Those were your words.
Hanson: They were never.
Vinegar: Ok, not arguing this. Some of us have to keep up with the match. JK just punts Crimson Ghost in the ribs as he tries to get back to his feet. The fans didn’t like that much. CG pushes himself up though, Hurricanrana! No, JK holds him, Eye of the Storm!
Hanson: He’s headed up to the top rope.
Vinegar: Well observed. JK going high risk. The Cane Toad Splash connects! Pin.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JK!
The crowd cheer for the winner as Hazel East holds his arm up. JK drops out of the ring leaving Ghost still laid out on the mat.
Vinegar: Not a strong display by the Crimson Ghost, possibly not as healed up from his last match as we thought.
Hanson: That’s what you get for thinking you can move in on my Gabby.
Vinegar: Don’t you ever bore yourself with all the Gabby talk?
Hanson: Never. How could even suggest such a thing?
Vinegar: Who knows. Now, time for the stream to rebuffed.
Hanson: How do you know that?
Vinegar: I just needed to say something conclusive since we don’t have any ad breaks.
Hanson: Ah.