Post by UGWC Staff on Dec 4, 2023 22:40:02 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for December 4th, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
- Next Defense: Horizons vs Alan Wallace
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: Horizons vs Gideon Thornfield
Cooperative Champions: The Mocking Birds
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
- Next Defense:Horizons vs TBA
Conquest Champion: Vacant
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: Alan Wallace
Vain comes to the ring with the intent to make his announcement, but is immediately interrupted by John Blade making his entrance. Vain tells Blade to go sit in the corner while he talks, but Blade tells Vain he can’t see him, and Vain agrees that is exactly what he’s going for in the moment. The Dark Destroyer starts bumbling to the ring, and Vain throws his hands up in irritation and rolls out of the ring.
Vain stands in front of the announce table and prepares to make his announcement, but Blade hurls the Destroyer through the ropes and he crashes right at Vain’s feet. Vain rolls his eyes before grabbing the Destroyer and sending him back into the ring, and he tells Blade to keep his trash to himself. Vain again prepares to make his announcement, but Blade is yelling at him to come in the ring so he can get his revenge for last week, and Vain deeply exhales while commentary wonders what he’s talking about.
Vain tucks the microphone in his trunks and ascends the steps before entering through the ropes, and he immediately whips the mic out and smacks Blade in the face with it. Lieberjosch excuses it as Vain just doing a mic check, and Covert Jay points out the lack of disqualifications in a triple threat anyway. Meanwhile, Vain repeatedly smacks both Blade and the Destroyer with the microphone, before standing the Destroyer up and swinging the microphone as though it was a golf club, catching the Destroyer on the chin and lifting him into the air. The Dark Destroyer lands on top of Blade, and the referee begins to count the fall before Vain notices and kicks the Destroyer off. Vain glares at Brian Chartreuse, and the referee just shrugs his shoulders. Vain plants Blade with the Cherry Popper and steps on him for the three.
Winner: Alan Wallace
Time: 3:12
Vain dusts off the microphone and taps it before making his highly anticipated announcement.
Gideon and Avenger begin the match, and Gideon makes it clear that he has no time for sportsmanship or Avenger’s wacky antics as he promptly punches the resident hero of UGWC in the face. He gets a warning for the closed fist, but dismisses it then turns to laugh, only to find Avenger’s hand around his throat. CHOKESLAM!!! Avenger tags in Tact, who pummels Gideon into the mat with suplexes, powerbombs, slams, a kickswing DDT and finally a kneeling Argentine backbreaker. Instead of going for the pin, he tags Avenger, who goes up top. Tact splatters Gideon onto the mat with the “Tactilizer,” then Avenger comes flying off the top with the “Superhero Landing.” The combination gets a two count before Phrixus breaks it up by yanking Avenger up by his cowl before slamming him back down with “The Numbing.” He darts across the ring and knocks Tact to the floor, then retreats to his corner as Gideon drops for the pin. Burke counts the pin, but the assault only gets a two before Avenger energetically kicks out.
Thornfield waits for Avenger to get up and chop blocks him, bounces off of the ropes and boots him in the face. He bounces off of the ropes again, not noticing the tag from Deimos, and splats Avenger into the mat with a running snapmare driver. He rolls him over for a quick pin, but Burke points at Deimos. Gideon gets up and gives Deimos an earful, but Deimos does as Deimos does and expressionlessly stares at him. Gideon finally exits the ring as Deimos pulls Avenger up and tosses him over with a pair of suplexes, a facebuster, and a dropkick when Avenger pops back up. Deimos tags Gideon back in, and the newcomer saunters in and stomp’s on Avenger’s hand, then drops a knee into his back. He proceeds to work over Avenger’s shoulders and legs, throws him into the corner shoulder first, then a shoulderbreaker, and finally an overhead release suplex that dumps Avenger onto his arm. He goes for the pin, but Tact breaks it up.
Deimos bullrushes him and the two tumble from the ring, bouncing off of the apron before the landing hard on the floor. Avenger charges at Gideon right as Oliver Neville leaps up onto the apron to “complain” about Tact, distracting Hazel. Gideon uses the opening to hit a low blow on Avenger, hit him with the “Mindbreaker,” and then roll him over for a pin right as Hazel turns around. She sees him attempt the pin, but doesn’t see Neville holding Avenger’s feet down outside the ring and counts the three.
Winner: Gideon Thornfield and Phrixus Deimos
Time: 18:02
The match starts fast with the men trading suplexes and counters until Jess gets the advantage by landing on his feet and taking Ezra down with a leaping forearm smash to the back of his head. Jess takes him down with a sweep, leaps up, and drops a knee into Ezra’s head. He pops back up and drops a leg, then another knee before attempting a running roll up for a two count. He pulls Ezra up and knocks him into the corner with a standing dropkick, then runs in with a clothesline that he follows with an arm drag and a leaping elbow drop for a second two count. Jess leaps up and executes a rolling neck snap, followed by the “Shatterpoint Kick,” the “Cherry Bomb,” and the “Identity Crisis,” which Ezra gets out of by a foot on the bottom rope.
Jess pulls Ezra up and is struck with a palm strike to the chin, followed by a snap headbutt and a t-bone suplex that sends Jess crashing into the corner. Ezra follows it up with a combination of punches, kicks, knee strikes, and finally a second palm to the jaw that drops Jess to the mat. He runs across the ring, then dashes back and crashes into Jess with a cannonball, pushes him out of the corner back to the mat, and slams into him with the “Lightning Strike”, and ” “Under the Flowers.” He goes for the pin but only gets a two. Ezra responds to the kickout with the “Blind Spot,” and the “Cactus Driver.” Once again Jess kicks out at two. He pulls Jess up for a suplex, but Jess counters it into a DDT, leaving both men down.
Jess is first to his feet and lines up for the “Shatterpoint Kick”, but Ezra dodges at the last moment. Jess turns around, but Ezra is up and catches him with “Kill the Noise” and that’s good for the three!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:13
Lucy and Ragdoll start the match and it gets off to fast start as the two women go move for move and counter for counter with each other. It continues like this for a few minutes before Ragdoll goes for a leaping corner splash and Lucy ducks out of the way, countering it with a superkick. She chains the superkick into a spear and a shining wizard that puts Ragdoll flat onto her back. Lucy goes for a spinning kick to Radgoll’s head, but Knox gets in the way and Lucy pulls up short. He points at Sebastian, who puts his hand out. Lucy walks over and tags him in.
Sebastian steps in as Knox steps out and tags the tag from Ragdoll, but not before Ragdoll makes sure to give him five across the face with her fingernails, leaving a few red cuts in his face. Knox rushes in while Sebastian is distracted by his now bleeding face and flattens him with a clothesline, then a second, then a release overhead throw, followed by a pump kicks that takes Sebastian down. He pulls Sebastian up and attempts a discus elbow, but Sebastian rolls forward, ducking under it. Sebastian is pulled to his feet and turned around for a suplex, but locks his arms around Knox and proceeds to remind Knox, Ragdoll, and everyone else who can see the match of his encyclopedic knowledge of suplexes. Knox pulls himself to his feet, showing how tough he is after all of the abuse, only eat a superkick and a DDT. Sebastian tags Lucy and she comes off of the top with a flying headbutt, but only manages to get a two count.
Lucy stands up and backs toward the ropes as Knox begins to stir, only to be suddenly yanked down and backward from behind by her hair. Her head hits the mat hard, accompanied by a gleeful cackle from Ragdoll. Knox staggers over to his corner and tags her in before he falls to the mat and rolls from the ring to the floor. Ragdoll grabs the top rope and slingshots herself in, coming down across Lucy’s midsection with both knees. She spends the next few minutes focusing on the same spot with kicks, knee strikes, and elbows, then throws Lucy stomach first into the corner and hits her with a cannonball to her back, squashing her into the corner. Lucy falls from the corner flat onto her back and executes Rolling Thunder, honks Lucy’s nose, then turns her over and drills her into the canvas with the Button Burster. She pulls Lucy up into the Punchline, but only gets a two as Sebastian breaks it up.
Seb tags in, makes a beeline for Pierrot, and hits a jump kick that keeps here off her feet. The Champ goes to work with a series of overhead release suplexes. Knox makes to rescue her, but Lucy blindsides him with a dropkick.
Seb whips Jacky away, then hits an Empire Kick. He covers, and gets the three! We have new champions!
Winner: Sebastian Everett-Bryce and Lucy Wylde
Time: 23:07
Seb and Lucy celebrate, with Seb holding up both of his titles, as 'Vain' Alan Wallace watches on a monitor backstage.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
- Next Defense: Horizons vs Alan Wallace
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: Horizons vs Gideon Thornfield
Cooperative Champions: The Mocking Birds
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
- Next Defense:Horizons vs TBA
Conquest Champion: Vacant
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: Alan Wallace
Triple Threat Match: Alan Wallace vs John Blade vs The Dark Destroyer
[/center]Vain comes to the ring with the intent to make his announcement, but is immediately interrupted by John Blade making his entrance. Vain tells Blade to go sit in the corner while he talks, but Blade tells Vain he can’t see him, and Vain agrees that is exactly what he’s going for in the moment. The Dark Destroyer starts bumbling to the ring, and Vain throws his hands up in irritation and rolls out of the ring.
Vain stands in front of the announce table and prepares to make his announcement, but Blade hurls the Destroyer through the ropes and he crashes right at Vain’s feet. Vain rolls his eyes before grabbing the Destroyer and sending him back into the ring, and he tells Blade to keep his trash to himself. Vain again prepares to make his announcement, but Blade is yelling at him to come in the ring so he can get his revenge for last week, and Vain deeply exhales while commentary wonders what he’s talking about.
Vain tucks the microphone in his trunks and ascends the steps before entering through the ropes, and he immediately whips the mic out and smacks Blade in the face with it. Lieberjosch excuses it as Vain just doing a mic check, and Covert Jay points out the lack of disqualifications in a triple threat anyway. Meanwhile, Vain repeatedly smacks both Blade and the Destroyer with the microphone, before standing the Destroyer up and swinging the microphone as though it was a golf club, catching the Destroyer on the chin and lifting him into the air. The Dark Destroyer lands on top of Blade, and the referee begins to count the fall before Vain notices and kicks the Destroyer off. Vain glares at Brian Chartreuse, and the referee just shrugs his shoulders. Vain plants Blade with the Cherry Popper and steps on him for the three.
Winner: Alan Wallace
Time: 3:12
Vain dusts off the microphone and taps it before making his highly anticipated announcement.
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match The Avenger and Larry Tact vs Gideon Thornfield and Phrixus Deimos
Gideon and Avenger begin the match, and Gideon makes it clear that he has no time for sportsmanship or Avenger’s wacky antics as he promptly punches the resident hero of UGWC in the face. He gets a warning for the closed fist, but dismisses it then turns to laugh, only to find Avenger’s hand around his throat. CHOKESLAM!!! Avenger tags in Tact, who pummels Gideon into the mat with suplexes, powerbombs, slams, a kickswing DDT and finally a kneeling Argentine backbreaker. Instead of going for the pin, he tags Avenger, who goes up top. Tact splatters Gideon onto the mat with the “Tactilizer,” then Avenger comes flying off the top with the “Superhero Landing.” The combination gets a two count before Phrixus breaks it up by yanking Avenger up by his cowl before slamming him back down with “The Numbing.” He darts across the ring and knocks Tact to the floor, then retreats to his corner as Gideon drops for the pin. Burke counts the pin, but the assault only gets a two before Avenger energetically kicks out.
Thornfield waits for Avenger to get up and chop blocks him, bounces off of the ropes and boots him in the face. He bounces off of the ropes again, not noticing the tag from Deimos, and splats Avenger into the mat with a running snapmare driver. He rolls him over for a quick pin, but Burke points at Deimos. Gideon gets up and gives Deimos an earful, but Deimos does as Deimos does and expressionlessly stares at him. Gideon finally exits the ring as Deimos pulls Avenger up and tosses him over with a pair of suplexes, a facebuster, and a dropkick when Avenger pops back up. Deimos tags Gideon back in, and the newcomer saunters in and stomp’s on Avenger’s hand, then drops a knee into his back. He proceeds to work over Avenger’s shoulders and legs, throws him into the corner shoulder first, then a shoulderbreaker, and finally an overhead release suplex that dumps Avenger onto his arm. He goes for the pin, but Tact breaks it up.
Deimos bullrushes him and the two tumble from the ring, bouncing off of the apron before the landing hard on the floor. Avenger charges at Gideon right as Oliver Neville leaps up onto the apron to “complain” about Tact, distracting Hazel. Gideon uses the opening to hit a low blow on Avenger, hit him with the “Mindbreaker,” and then roll him over for a pin right as Hazel turns around. She sees him attempt the pin, but doesn’t see Neville holding Avenger’s feet down outside the ring and counts the three.
Winner: Gideon Thornfield and Phrixus Deimos
Time: 18:02
~Commercial Break~
Singles Match: A Boy Named Jess vs Ezra Wolf
The match starts fast with the men trading suplexes and counters until Jess gets the advantage by landing on his feet and taking Ezra down with a leaping forearm smash to the back of his head. Jess takes him down with a sweep, leaps up, and drops a knee into Ezra’s head. He pops back up and drops a leg, then another knee before attempting a running roll up for a two count. He pulls Ezra up and knocks him into the corner with a standing dropkick, then runs in with a clothesline that he follows with an arm drag and a leaping elbow drop for a second two count. Jess leaps up and executes a rolling neck snap, followed by the “Shatterpoint Kick,” the “Cherry Bomb,” and the “Identity Crisis,” which Ezra gets out of by a foot on the bottom rope.
Jess pulls Ezra up and is struck with a palm strike to the chin, followed by a snap headbutt and a t-bone suplex that sends Jess crashing into the corner. Ezra follows it up with a combination of punches, kicks, knee strikes, and finally a second palm to the jaw that drops Jess to the mat. He runs across the ring, then dashes back and crashes into Jess with a cannonball, pushes him out of the corner back to the mat, and slams into him with the “Lightning Strike”, and ” “Under the Flowers.” He goes for the pin but only gets a two. Ezra responds to the kickout with the “Blind Spot,” and the “Cactus Driver.” Once again Jess kicks out at two. He pulls Jess up for a suplex, but Jess counters it into a DDT, leaving both men down.
Jess is first to his feet and lines up for the “Shatterpoint Kick”, but Ezra dodges at the last moment. Jess turns around, but Ezra is up and catches him with “Kill the Noise” and that’s good for the three!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:13
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Championship: Matt Knox and Ragdoll vs Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Lucy and Ragdoll start the match and it gets off to fast start as the two women go move for move and counter for counter with each other. It continues like this for a few minutes before Ragdoll goes for a leaping corner splash and Lucy ducks out of the way, countering it with a superkick. She chains the superkick into a spear and a shining wizard that puts Ragdoll flat onto her back. Lucy goes for a spinning kick to Radgoll’s head, but Knox gets in the way and Lucy pulls up short. He points at Sebastian, who puts his hand out. Lucy walks over and tags him in.
Sebastian steps in as Knox steps out and tags the tag from Ragdoll, but not before Ragdoll makes sure to give him five across the face with her fingernails, leaving a few red cuts in his face. Knox rushes in while Sebastian is distracted by his now bleeding face and flattens him with a clothesline, then a second, then a release overhead throw, followed by a pump kicks that takes Sebastian down. He pulls Sebastian up and attempts a discus elbow, but Sebastian rolls forward, ducking under it. Sebastian is pulled to his feet and turned around for a suplex, but locks his arms around Knox and proceeds to remind Knox, Ragdoll, and everyone else who can see the match of his encyclopedic knowledge of suplexes. Knox pulls himself to his feet, showing how tough he is after all of the abuse, only eat a superkick and a DDT. Sebastian tags Lucy and she comes off of the top with a flying headbutt, but only manages to get a two count.
Lucy stands up and backs toward the ropes as Knox begins to stir, only to be suddenly yanked down and backward from behind by her hair. Her head hits the mat hard, accompanied by a gleeful cackle from Ragdoll. Knox staggers over to his corner and tags her in before he falls to the mat and rolls from the ring to the floor. Ragdoll grabs the top rope and slingshots herself in, coming down across Lucy’s midsection with both knees. She spends the next few minutes focusing on the same spot with kicks, knee strikes, and elbows, then throws Lucy stomach first into the corner and hits her with a cannonball to her back, squashing her into the corner. Lucy falls from the corner flat onto her back and executes Rolling Thunder, honks Lucy’s nose, then turns her over and drills her into the canvas with the Button Burster. She pulls Lucy up into the Punchline, but only gets a two as Sebastian breaks it up.
Seb tags in, makes a beeline for Pierrot, and hits a jump kick that keeps here off her feet. The Champ goes to work with a series of overhead release suplexes. Knox makes to rescue her, but Lucy blindsides him with a dropkick.
Seb whips Jacky away, then hits an Empire Kick. He covers, and gets the three! We have new champions!
Winner: Sebastian Everett-Bryce and Lucy Wylde
Time: 23:07
Seb and Lucy celebrate, with Seb holding up both of his titles, as 'Vain' Alan Wallace watches on a monitor backstage.
End Show
