Post by UGWC Staff on Dec 11, 2023 17:44:36 GMT -5
~~~INFINITY~~~
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the Keeper of the Global Challenge Key, ZAANNEE SCCCOOTTTTTTT!!!!
Lieberjosch: Zane is victorious!
Vinegar: The first ever three-time Global Challenge winner, first person to win both versions of the tournament, Zane Scott adds to his impressive Hall of Fame caliber career!
Covert Jay: And he becomes the next number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title!
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Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and STILL the UGWC World Champion, LUUUCCYYYY WYYYLLLLDDDDDEEEEEEEE!!!!
Covert Jay: She did it!
Vinegar: Redemption for Lucy Wylde, as one year after losing in the finals of the Global Challenge, she defeats Montague Cervantes to retain the World Title!
~~~NIGHTMARE AT GNAW BONE~~~
Lieberjosch: This is bullshit. I don’t know why we are out here.
Vinegar: Just, can you please… just do your job?
Lieberjosch: You know what? No, no I can’t.
Covert Jay: C’mon Hans, just be professional.
Lieberjosch: NONE OF THIS IS PROFESSIONAL.
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Monty pivots and lunges! He tackles Ken! They fall through the gap in the railing!!! BOTH MEN ARE FALLING TOWARD THE RAZOR NET BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEN CRASHES HALF A SECOND BEFORE MONTAGUE DOES!!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE MOTIONLESS AS THE FINAL BELL SOUNDS AND THE CROWD IS ROARING!!!!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Mitchell Dennis: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……. MONTAGUUUUUUEEEEEEEE CERRRRRRRRVVVAAAAANNNNNTTTTEEEESSSSSSSS
Vinegar: What a shocking ending! Montague Cervantes sacrificing his own body to achieve victory over the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship!
Covert Jay: Ken Davison challenges for the World Title in two weeks, but what kind of shape is he going to be in, as BOTH of these men are now being loaded onto stretchers!
Vinegar: My gawd, what a scene it is here. And look at this! What kind of sick man is Montague Cervantes!
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Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and STILL the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion, LUUUCCCYYY WYYYYLLLLLDDDDEEEEE!!!!
Covert Jay: She did it!
Vinegar: Lucy Wylde endures once again! First it was Tempest at Horizons, then Montague Cervantes at Infinity, and now Lucy Wylde survives the Nightmare at Gnaw Bone and remains the World Champion!
Covert Jay: It’s been a hellish evening, but it comes to a close!
~~~SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST~~~
Covert Jay: Clock is ticking…
Lieberjosch: Everett-Bryce is setting up The Conquest!
Vinegar: Just as he completes it, the entire top row goes up in flames!
Covert Jay: They’re dead! They’re dead!
Lieberjosch: An explosion of white, that fire extinguisher still had some juice!
Vinegar: It’s Sebastian, clearing a path for himself!
Lieberjosch: He climbs up, and hefts himself onto the top!
Vinegar: He did it!
Dennis: Your winner, and STILL UGWC Chaos Champion, SEBBBBBASTIAN EVERETTTTTT-BRYCCCCCCCEEEE!!!
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Lieberjosch: INTO THE VOID!!!!
Vinegar: Knox connects, and he collapses onto JC!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!
Mitchell: Here is your winner, and the Keeper of the Survivor Key, MAAATTTTTT KNNNOOOXXXXXXX!!!!
Vinegar: He did it!
Lieberjosch: Matt Knox has returned to UGWC, and he is now the first ever winner of the Survivor of the Fittest Tournament!
Vinegar: Knox has made his mark, he’s now guaranteed himself a spot in the Keys to the Kingdom match in November, and could end up in the main event of Horizons! What a moment!
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Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the NEW UGWC World Champion…LUUCCYYYY WYYYLLLLLDDDEEEEEE!!!!!
Covert Jay: She did it!
Vinegar: Lucy Wylde is back on top! She came to Ottawa with a purpose, and now she joins Donovan Hastings, Eden Morgan, and Jet Somers as the only 4-Time UGWC World Champions in history!
~~~BATTLEGROUND~~~
Vinegar: Lucy steadies up once more… CALAMITY FROM THE SKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: Lucy stays on for the cover!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner and STILLLLLLL UGWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNN….. LUUUUUCCCCCYYYYYYYYY WYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLDDDDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Lucy has done it! She has beaten the Embodiment of Fear!
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Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the 2023 Battleground Match…...DAVE RYYYYDELLLLLLLL!!!!
Lieberjosch: He did it! He really did it!
Covert Jay: Dave Rydell just won Battleground!
Vinegar: It’s quite possibly the biggest moment in the twenty-plus year career of Dave Rydell, and the biggest moment may be yet to come, as he becomes the Keeper of the Battleground Key!
Covert Jay: And that’s not all! He’ll challenge for the World Title at WrestleStock!
Vinegar: The dream may soon become a reality for Dave Rydell!
~~~WRESTLESTOCK~~~
Covert Jay: Avenger pulls Larry up and goes for the Chokeslam!
Vinegar: Larry breaks out and… STARBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: LARRY FALLS RIGHT INTO THE COVER!!!!!!
1!!!
Covert Jay: JASON IS CRAWLING!!!!
2!!!
Vinegar: JASON IS ALMOST THERE!!!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Covert Jay: JASON BREAKS THE COUNT BUT IT’S TOO LATE!!!!!!! LARRY TACT HAS WON!!!!!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner of the 2023 WrestleStock Open Tournament… THE TACTILIZING ONE…. LAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY TTTTAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: LARRY HAS DONE IT! HE HAS WON THE 2023 WRESTLESTOCK OPEN!!!!!!!
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Jet: Thank you, Gabriel. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, no more stalling her moment to boost her ego even more. Please join me in welcoming your 2023 UGWC Hall of Fame Inductee: EDEN MORGAN-BAAL!!
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Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner and STILL the UGWC World Champion, LUUCCCYYYY WYYYLLLLLDDDDEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Lieberjosch: She did it!
Vinegar: For the third time, Lucy Wylde has come to WrestleStock as the World Champion, and for the third time she leaves with her reign intact!
Covert Jay: You can’t take anything away from Dave Rydell, he wrestled a nearly perfect match, and he’s not going anywhere, he’s still a Keyholder!
Vinegar: As for Lucy Wylde, she survives again, but her next challenge already lies ahead, six weeks away, when she’ll face Sebastian Everett-Bryce title for title at Chaos in Chelsea!
~~~CHAOS IN CHELSEA~~~
Lieberjosch: They’re both nearly up!
Vinegar: Unbelievable!
NINE!!
Covert Jay: Lucy’s leg gives out!
Lieberjosch: Seb is up!
TEN!!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, SEBASSTIANNN EVVERRETTTT-BRYYYCCEEEEE!!!!
Lieberjosch: He did it!
Vinegar: Seb collapses, but he was up at the ten count, he’s won the third fall, he’s won this match!
Lieberjosch: What a journey it has been for the Chelsea Crippler, one of the greatest reigns we’ve ever seen, and now in his hometown, he’s once again the World Heavyweight Champion!
Covert Jay: He might be the greatest champion in history!
~~~MASSIVE MELEE~~~
Covert Jay: THE MONEY MAKER!!!
Vinegar: Wallace gets to his feet as this crowd is in a fever pitch, pulls Pierce up, and goes to toss him out!
Lieberjosch: Pierce reverses positions and sends Vain soaring over the ropes!
Covert Jay: But Vain grabs the ropes and holds on, just barely avoiding elimination, he rolls back in!
Vinegar: Wallace has Pierce from behind, and he grabs him and throws him out!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the Keeper of the Massive Melee Key, VAIN ALLLLANNNN WALLLLLLAAAACCCCCEEEEEE!!!!
Vinegar: What a comeback it has been for Alan Wallace, as he has just secured himself the Massive Melee Key, and could be on a path to Horizons!
~~~KEYS TO THE KINGDOM~~~
Vinegar: And now Seb reaches through the higher rungs of the ladder, he’s got Tact by the head, twists him as pulls his head through the rungs!
Lieberjosch: NIGHTFALL!!!
Vinegar: Seb applying the Nightfall hold with Tact stuck in the ladder!
Covert Jay: There are over 697 different scenarios that it can be applied in! This is #429.
Lieberjosch: Tact fading, I think he might be out!
Vinegar: Seb leaves Tact trapped in the ladder, and now he climbs the other side!
Lieberjosch: Tact isn’t moving!
Vinegar: Seb’s at the top of the ladder, grabs the title!
Lieberjosch: He’s got it!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and STILL the World Heavyweight Champion, SEEEBBBASSSSTTTIIAANNNNN EVVVERRRRETTTTT BRRRYYYYYYCCCCCEEEE!!!!
Covert Jay: He doth won!
Vinegar: The Empire reigns supreme and continues its path towards Horizons!
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Lieberjosch: Zane turns around, and Vain is charging right at him!
Covert Jay: CURTAIN CALL!!!!
Vinegar: Wallace back to his feet, he’s got the fourth key into the lock, and he opens the case and takes the contract!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the 2023 Keymaster, VAIN ALLLLANNNN WALLLLLAAAACCCCCEEEEE!!!!
Vinegar: What a comeback story it has been for Alan Wallace! He returns at WrestleStock, goes on to win the Massive Melee, and now he’ll have the match of his choice at Horizons!
Lieberjosch: It would have been unthinkable six months ago, but we could see Vain back in the main event of the biggest show of the year!
~~~SYNERGY #418~~~
Alan: After much consternation, and more than a couple relatively sleepless nights, I think I have just the match for us, Sebastian. It's a match I have a bit of experience in, yet a match that doesn't happen all that often. And honestly… rightfully so, because it is a match that will mark you to your very soul. Your wrestling ability is going to do minimal good in this match, Sebastian… though your success in the Chaos division could likely pay huge dividends. Because next Monday, live right here in fucking Chicago, Illinois, it's going to be 'Vain' Alan Wallace challenging Sebastian Everett-Bryce for the UGWC World Heavyweight Championship…
The smile quickly fades from the face of 'Vanity at its Finest', and his eyes narrow. His nostrils begin to flare, as his jaw begins to slightly twitch.
Alan: … in a Valhalla Burial Match!
~~~HORIZONS~~~