Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 22, 2009 14:49:14 GMT -5
The scene opens and the words ‘SIX DAYS AGO’ flash across the screen and we are then greeted by the Aviator covered face of GIW Unified Global Champion, Travis Roberts. His face contorted into a familiar look of confusion as he stares directly into the lense of the camera.
Shortly after being greeted by his sweat covered face we then seethe recipient of his confusion, a young girl standing at the Check-In desk for a well known airline. She stands with a smile, which looks like she was taught it in airline school, patiently looking at The Headliner. After a moment Travis recovers from his shock enough to speak.
Travis: So let ‘The Blessed One’ get this straight, whilst ‘The Blessed Ones’ agent and his grandmother do[/b] have tickets for a flight back to Los Angeles, GIW’s Unified Global Champion does not?
Check-In Girl: Well you did have a ticket sir, but it has been cancelled.
Travis: By who?
Check-In Girl: You didn’t cancel the ticket, sir?
Travis: Does The Headliner look like a man who cancelled his flight? Do you really think Travis Roberts would have come to the airport if he had cancelled his ticket?
Check-In Girl: There’s no need to adopt that tone with me,Sir.
Travis: What tone do you expect The TWiSTeD Guerrilla to take? Travis Roberts was looking forward to getting home, and now he’s going to be delayed for a few hours. When is the next available flight, book me on it first class.
Check-In Girl: The next flight is in 3 hours and first class is Seven Hundred and Sixty Six Dollars. How will you be paying?
Travis searches his pockets for his wallet, and after a few moments his face drops considerably when he realises he does not have it with him.
Travis: My agent has my wallet, if you could just get hold of Tate Levene, he’ll be sure to get me my credit cards.
Check-In Girl: I’m afraid that would be against airport policy Mr Roberts, but if you bear with me a moment, I am seeing a note on your cancellation...aha...yes...it seems alternative arrangements have been made for you, there will be someone waiting for you at the entrance to Terminal One.
Travis: Well that makes perfect sense, they’ve probably hired The Headliner a private airplane or helicopter to take him back to the states in style. The Unified Global Champion deserves a more befitting re-entrance to the United States than turning up with the more average members of the roster on some chartered flight, The Blessed One deserves a heroes return...
Check-In Girl: That’s wonderful sir, now if you wouldn’t mind continuing your soliloquy a few metres to your right, I have many other passengers to deal with...
Travis shakes his head in disbelief at being talked to in such away, but takes the girl’s point and starts striding eagerly towards the exit to the terminal, his eyes scouting the horizon for his ‘alternative travel arrangements’. He gets outside and there is no sign of a limousine, or any well suited men ready to escort The Unified Global Champion to a private airfield. Instead a row of Taxi-Cabs lines up outside the terminal. It isn’t long until someone approached The Headliner, a short native of the country, with a fabulous moustache that curls up at the ends tentatively approaches The Blessed One, dressed in unkempt clothes...
Man: Meester Roberts...I am Pedro...
Travis: Oh god, are you, like, Damascus’ cousin?
Pedro: I here to take you to America...
Travis: You? Oh...do you work at the airfield as a caretaker or something?
Pedro: Airfield?
Travis: Never mind, the intrigue is part of the excitement...
Pedro: OK, follow me sir...
Travis willingly follows this unkempt man around the corner, and follows him for close to a mile as they exit the infrastructure of the airport, and finally end up on an old dirt track, as they turn the corner around a ramshackle old building, The Blessed On stops dead in his tracks and his jaw almost hits the floor. Before we see what has made Travis so aghast Pedro starts to speak once again.
Pedro: Meester Hastings told me that if I took you to dee border, you would be so grateful you’d get me into your country...yes?
The camera finally catches up with Travis Roberts and takes a look over his shoulder, and we are finally shown The Headliners ‘alternative’ transport, a grey, ageing, donkey.
Travis: Well that’s no good now is it?
Shortly after being greeted by his sweat covered face we then seethe recipient of his confusion, a young girl standing at the Check-In desk for a well known airline. She stands with a smile, which looks like she was taught it in airline school, patiently looking at The Headliner. After a moment Travis recovers from his shock enough to speak.
Travis: So let ‘The Blessed One’ get this straight, whilst ‘The Blessed Ones’ agent and his grandmother do[/b] have tickets for a flight back to Los Angeles, GIW’s Unified Global Champion does not?
Check-In Girl: Well you did have a ticket sir, but it has been cancelled.
Travis: By who?
Check-In Girl: You didn’t cancel the ticket, sir?
Travis: Does The Headliner look like a man who cancelled his flight? Do you really think Travis Roberts would have come to the airport if he had cancelled his ticket?
Check-In Girl: There’s no need to adopt that tone with me,Sir.
Travis: What tone do you expect The TWiSTeD Guerrilla to take? Travis Roberts was looking forward to getting home, and now he’s going to be delayed for a few hours. When is the next available flight, book me on it first class.
Check-In Girl: The next flight is in 3 hours and first class is Seven Hundred and Sixty Six Dollars. How will you be paying?
Travis searches his pockets for his wallet, and after a few moments his face drops considerably when he realises he does not have it with him.
Travis: My agent has my wallet, if you could just get hold of Tate Levene, he’ll be sure to get me my credit cards.
Check-In Girl: I’m afraid that would be against airport policy Mr Roberts, but if you bear with me a moment, I am seeing a note on your cancellation...aha...yes...it seems alternative arrangements have been made for you, there will be someone waiting for you at the entrance to Terminal One.
Travis: Well that makes perfect sense, they’ve probably hired The Headliner a private airplane or helicopter to take him back to the states in style. The Unified Global Champion deserves a more befitting re-entrance to the United States than turning up with the more average members of the roster on some chartered flight, The Blessed One deserves a heroes return...
Check-In Girl: That’s wonderful sir, now if you wouldn’t mind continuing your soliloquy a few metres to your right, I have many other passengers to deal with...
Travis shakes his head in disbelief at being talked to in such away, but takes the girl’s point and starts striding eagerly towards the exit to the terminal, his eyes scouting the horizon for his ‘alternative travel arrangements’. He gets outside and there is no sign of a limousine, or any well suited men ready to escort The Unified Global Champion to a private airfield. Instead a row of Taxi-Cabs lines up outside the terminal. It isn’t long until someone approached The Headliner, a short native of the country, with a fabulous moustache that curls up at the ends tentatively approaches The Blessed One, dressed in unkempt clothes...
Man: Meester Roberts...I am Pedro...
Travis: Oh god, are you, like, Damascus’ cousin?
Pedro: I here to take you to America...
Travis: You? Oh...do you work at the airfield as a caretaker or something?
Pedro: Airfield?
Travis: Never mind, the intrigue is part of the excitement...
Pedro: OK, follow me sir...
Travis willingly follows this unkempt man around the corner, and follows him for close to a mile as they exit the infrastructure of the airport, and finally end up on an old dirt track, as they turn the corner around a ramshackle old building, The Blessed On stops dead in his tracks and his jaw almost hits the floor. Before we see what has made Travis so aghast Pedro starts to speak once again.
Pedro: Meester Hastings told me that if I took you to dee border, you would be so grateful you’d get me into your country...yes?
The camera finally catches up with Travis Roberts and takes a look over his shoulder, and we are finally shown The Headliners ‘alternative’ transport, a grey, ageing, donkey.
Travis: Well that’s no good now is it?