Post by UGWC Staff on Jan 22, 2024 21:48:32 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for January 22nd, 2024!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
- Next Defense: Infinity vs Donovan Hastings
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: Infinity vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
- Next Defense:TBD vs TBA
Conquest Champion: Vacant
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: TBD on February 19
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 17
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Last week Knox jumped out to an early lead in Block A with a win over Konrad Raab, and Cashe picked up a point with a time limit draw.
Knox is aggressive in the early goings, locking up multiple times with Cashe and pulling him into a series of suplexes, until Cashe rolls to ringside to break the momentum and reset himself. Knox opens the ropes and tells Cashe to come back in, but Cashe makes the official back Knox off first before re-entering.
Knox advances again, but this time Cashe is prepared and wrestles him into a side headlock, giving Knox a noogie before Knox shoves him off and away. An irritated Knox lunges at Cashe, who snaps him into an exploder suplex and hooks the leg, but Knox pushes him off before the two count.
Cashe takes Knox back to the mat with an aggressive crossbody, and keeps Knox grounded, stomping away repeatedly at his chest before wildly swinging down with a series of fist drops. Cashe picks up Knox by both legs and starts to turn him over, but Knox grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself away enough to regain control of his own legs and kick Cashe back. Knox gets to his feet as Cashe is coming back at him, but Knox greets him with a Muay Thai plum and knee combination, staggering Cashe until Knox grabs him and plants him with a double arm DDT, then covers for a two count.
Knox begins to bring Cashe back to his feet, but Cashe twists himself loose and knocks Knox down with a clothesline. Cashe follows up with a series of clotheslines, until Knox tries to retaliate with one of his own, only for Cashe to sidestep and pull Knox into a release Tiger Suplex. Cashe moves behind Knox as he tries to rise, and Cashe plants him with a running bulldog. Knox rolls to the apron, using the ropes to try to pull himself back up, but Cashe charges and spears him through the ropes, with both tumbling to ringside.
Cashe stumbles back to his feet, checking the dwindling timer on the Globotron, as commentary notes that he is likely especially aware of the remaining time after last week’s draw. Cashe sends Knox back into the ring before rolling in himself, but Knox is back to his feet and catches him with a European uppercut. Cashe staggers and Knox lifts him into position for Into the Void, but Cashe floats off the back and drops Knox with the U.T.I. before rolling back on top of him for the three!
Winner: Jason Cashe
Time: 9:51
This starts as a match once the Dark Destroyer gets himself untangled from the ropes. The bell rings and we begin with Captain 80s and Donovan Hastings. Hastings sets the tone early by keeping Capt 80s off balance with an immediate double leg takedown and a side headlock. The Captain pushes himself to his hands and knees, only for Donovan to help him the rest of the way back up, just to slam him back down onto his face and lock him into a reach chinlock that he wrenches back on. Dark Destroyer yells something incoherent to The Captain, drawing eye rolls from both former members of “The Puppet Masters.” Donovan uses the chinlock to roll The Captain into a pinning combination, but The Captain muscles out at one. Donovan tags Alan Wallace in, although with a bit more force than was necessary.
Wallace steps in and DDTs The Captain, then turns and tags Donovan back in. Donovan glares and steps back in with the two pulling The Captain up into a double stalling suplex. The Dark Destroyer tries to interfere, but manages to run past both of them and send himself flying from the ring and into the barrier. The Captain ends up crashing into the mat and the two pull him up and double suplex him again, this time with more of a snap suplex. They whip him into the ropes, toss him up and watch him crash down, then Wallace steps back to the apron. Donovan connects with “Destiny Calling,” but only gets a two as Dark Destroyer breaks it up by literally tripping over his feet and falling on them. Somehow through this, there’s a tag registered that puts DD in against Wallace. DD makes his way to the top and leaps off for a cross body, but Wallace simple steps aside and lets him crash into the mat. DD gets up staggering around like the village drunk. Wallace observes this with a mix of disgust and amusement.
Then Donovan tags himself in. This leads to the two men engaging in a tag off where both end up in the ring, exchanging an increasingly irritable set of tags. Donovan finally slaps Wallace on the chest and turns just in time for Destroyer to attempt the Spear of Destruction. He slams into Hastings, stops, and slides down to the mat like a cartoon. Donovan looks down in disgust, then turns and takes a tag to the face from Wallace before Wallace throws him from the ring, pulls DD up and drops him with “The Cherry Popper” and pins him just before Captain 80s can break up the pin.
Winner: Alan Wallace and Donovan Hastings
Time: 4:44
Thornfield dominates Ragdoll in shocking fashion, with the latter barely putting up any resistance at all, as the calculating Cunning Earl decimates her beyond what would be expected of a normal human. The one-sided match quickly culminates with Thornfield executing Percival’s Gambit, leaving the Ragdoll oddly contorted before pinning her for the three.
Winner: Gideon Thornfield
Time: 1:48
Winner: Travis Pierce
Time: 1:22
Steel gets an early advantage after a brief exchange of ring running and rope bouncing, when Jess runs himself straight into a clothesline. Instead of letting him fall, Steel pulls Jess up and plants his face into the mat with a DDT. He pulls Jess up into a Russian Legsweep, then pulls him up by his head and slams him back down with a snap suplex. He pops his hips and pulls Jess back up, swinging him into a backbreaker. He whips Jess into the ropes and leaps into him with a leaping shoulder block. He pulls Jess up for a powerbomb, but Jess catches him by surprise with a hurricanrana that sends him crashing to the mat.
Jess capitalizes with a leaping double foot stomp to Steel’s stomach when he’s down, followed by an elbow drop and a leaping senton to Steel’s stomach. He waits for Steel to get up and catches him with an enziguri, then a DDT of his own. The impact knocks Steel into the corner and he bounces out into a springboard forearm that spins him around, straight into a superkick from his speedy and agile opponent. The superkick knocks him into the ropes and he bounces out straight into a dropkick that takes him back to the mat. Jess hits him with both the “Shatterpoint Kick” and the “Cherry Bomb.” Jess pins Steel after an “Identity Crisis” to pick up a victory and three points.
Winner: A Boy Named Jess
Time: 6:14
After the entrances NBK and Forewell stall getting into the ring due to a heated conversation between the two of them. It seems NBK wants to start the match, but Forewell puts up his hands and points at his watch. He tells NBK they have to last 15 seconds and that NBK is too heated up and prone to making a mistake.
SEB and Lucy stand on the canvas shaking their heads as they watch this go down, eager to get the match underway.
Eventually Forewell wins the battle of wills with his partner and enters the ring to start with Lucy, the second the bell rings he hits a button on the side of his watch. Lucy charges towards him and he ducks under a lariat attempt.
Lucy turns quickly but Forewell manages to roll under an attempted kick. He looks at his watch and shouts ‘FOUR!’, before Lucy grabs him and locks up, but he manages to twist out and and scurry to safety, looking at his watch again, “SEVEN!”, Lucy swings again and Forewell manages to swerve to avoid it again, and takes a step back, glancing at his watch once more “TEN!”.
Lucy rolls her eyes and fakes a punch which makes Forewell dodge, but directly into Lucy’s hands and she slaps on the Nightmare Sleeper, and as soon as they hit the canvas Forewell taps out.
Winners: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Time: 00:14
After the match NBK screams in frustration and climbs into the ring charging towards Lucy who is getting up with her back turned to him, but Sebastian comes out of nowhere and takes him out with a ferocious Empire Kick, NBK flips 360 degrees in the air and lands on his face out cold.
Lucy and SEB look at each other, and then down at their fallen opponents, shrug and exit the ring. As they walk down the aisle SEB points at his watch and shows it to Lucy and say’s ‘Told you.’
Both freeze as the Globotron springs to life in front of them, revealing the office of the Creative Director. Deimos congratulates them on their victory, but states that he just had a fascinating conversation that has encouraged an intriguing idea. Deimos says that Infinity, Lucy & Seb will defend the Cooperative Championship against the top ranked team in the division…the Piercing Media Empire.
Zane takes the initiative with a Judo throw, attempting to establish dominance early. Ezra, however, swiftly returns the favor with a lightning-fast single leg dropkick. Zane bounces back with a Muay Thai knee strike. He wades in with a series of elbow strikes, then an overhead release suplex. He goes for a pin, but Ezra manages to get a foot on the bottom rope.
Zane drags Wolf back up to his feet, but Ezra surprises him with a precise standing snap headbutt, creating an opening for a series of palm strikes that leave Zane reeling. A big T-Bone suplex gives Ezra his chance for a rollup, but Zane kicks out quickly.
Momentum swings back as Zane regains control with elbow strikes, trying for another overhead release suplex. Not satisfied this time, he attempts a corner powerbomb. Ezra fights back with punches to his head, causing Scott to drop him. He runs to bounce the ropes, returning with a huge flying crossbody. Zane rolls through, not allowing Ezra to get a cover on him. Kipping back up, he grabs Ezra and goes for Conspiracy of Silence. However, Ezra defies the odds, breaking free and creating some space between them. Suddenly, he explodes into Kill the Noise.
That gives him the three seconds he needs to cover for the victory!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 9:03
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
- Next Defense: Infinity vs Donovan Hastings
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: Infinity vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
- Next Defense:TBD vs TBA
Conquest Champion: Vacant
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: TBD on February 19
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 17
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Global Challenge: Block AJason Cashe vs Matt Knox
Last week Knox jumped out to an early lead in Block A with a win over Konrad Raab, and Cashe picked up a point with a time limit draw.
Knox is aggressive in the early goings, locking up multiple times with Cashe and pulling him into a series of suplexes, until Cashe rolls to ringside to break the momentum and reset himself. Knox opens the ropes and tells Cashe to come back in, but Cashe makes the official back Knox off first before re-entering.
Knox advances again, but this time Cashe is prepared and wrestles him into a side headlock, giving Knox a noogie before Knox shoves him off and away. An irritated Knox lunges at Cashe, who snaps him into an exploder suplex and hooks the leg, but Knox pushes him off before the two count.
Cashe takes Knox back to the mat with an aggressive crossbody, and keeps Knox grounded, stomping away repeatedly at his chest before wildly swinging down with a series of fist drops. Cashe picks up Knox by both legs and starts to turn him over, but Knox grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself away enough to regain control of his own legs and kick Cashe back. Knox gets to his feet as Cashe is coming back at him, but Knox greets him with a Muay Thai plum and knee combination, staggering Cashe until Knox grabs him and plants him with a double arm DDT, then covers for a two count.
Knox begins to bring Cashe back to his feet, but Cashe twists himself loose and knocks Knox down with a clothesline. Cashe follows up with a series of clotheslines, until Knox tries to retaliate with one of his own, only for Cashe to sidestep and pull Knox into a release Tiger Suplex. Cashe moves behind Knox as he tries to rise, and Cashe plants him with a running bulldog. Knox rolls to the apron, using the ropes to try to pull himself back up, but Cashe charges and spears him through the ropes, with both tumbling to ringside.
Cashe stumbles back to his feet, checking the dwindling timer on the Globotron, as commentary notes that he is likely especially aware of the remaining time after last week’s draw. Cashe sends Knox back into the ring before rolling in himself, but Knox is back to his feet and catches him with a European uppercut. Cashe staggers and Knox lifts him into position for Into the Void, but Cashe floats off the back and drops Knox with the U.T.I. before rolling back on top of him for the three!
Winner: Jason Cashe
Time: 9:51
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match: Alan Wallace and Donovan Hastings vs Captain 80’s and the Dark Destroyer
This starts as a match once the Dark Destroyer gets himself untangled from the ropes. The bell rings and we begin with Captain 80s and Donovan Hastings. Hastings sets the tone early by keeping Capt 80s off balance with an immediate double leg takedown and a side headlock. The Captain pushes himself to his hands and knees, only for Donovan to help him the rest of the way back up, just to slam him back down onto his face and lock him into a reach chinlock that he wrenches back on. Dark Destroyer yells something incoherent to The Captain, drawing eye rolls from both former members of “The Puppet Masters.” Donovan uses the chinlock to roll The Captain into a pinning combination, but The Captain muscles out at one. Donovan tags Alan Wallace in, although with a bit more force than was necessary.
Wallace steps in and DDTs The Captain, then turns and tags Donovan back in. Donovan glares and steps back in with the two pulling The Captain up into a double stalling suplex. The Dark Destroyer tries to interfere, but manages to run past both of them and send himself flying from the ring and into the barrier. The Captain ends up crashing into the mat and the two pull him up and double suplex him again, this time with more of a snap suplex. They whip him into the ropes, toss him up and watch him crash down, then Wallace steps back to the apron. Donovan connects with “Destiny Calling,” but only gets a two as Dark Destroyer breaks it up by literally tripping over his feet and falling on them. Somehow through this, there’s a tag registered that puts DD in against Wallace. DD makes his way to the top and leaps off for a cross body, but Wallace simple steps aside and lets him crash into the mat. DD gets up staggering around like the village drunk. Wallace observes this with a mix of disgust and amusement.
Then Donovan tags himself in. This leads to the two men engaging in a tag off where both end up in the ring, exchanging an increasingly irritable set of tags. Donovan finally slaps Wallace on the chest and turns just in time for Destroyer to attempt the Spear of Destruction. He slams into Hastings, stops, and slides down to the mat like a cartoon. Donovan looks down in disgust, then turns and takes a tag to the face from Wallace before Wallace throws him from the ring, pulls DD up and drops him with “The Cherry Popper” and pins him just before Captain 80s can break up the pin.
Winner: Alan Wallace and Donovan Hastings
Time: 4:44
~Commercial Break~
Global Challenge Block B: Gideon Thornfield vs Ragdoll
Thornfield dominates Ragdoll in shocking fashion, with the latter barely putting up any resistance at all, as the calculating Cunning Earl decimates her beyond what would be expected of a normal human. The one-sided match quickly culminates with Thornfield executing Percival’s Gambit, leaving the Ragdoll oddly contorted before pinning her for the three.
Winner: Gideon Thornfield
Time: 1:48
~Commercial Break~
Singles Match: John Blade vs Travis Pierce
Winner: Travis Pierce
Time: 1:22
~Commercial Break~
Global Challenge Block B: A Boy Named Jess vs Trent Steel
Steel gets an early advantage after a brief exchange of ring running and rope bouncing, when Jess runs himself straight into a clothesline. Instead of letting him fall, Steel pulls Jess up and plants his face into the mat with a DDT. He pulls Jess up into a Russian Legsweep, then pulls him up by his head and slams him back down with a snap suplex. He pops his hips and pulls Jess back up, swinging him into a backbreaker. He whips Jess into the ropes and leaps into him with a leaping shoulder block. He pulls Jess up for a powerbomb, but Jess catches him by surprise with a hurricanrana that sends him crashing to the mat.
Jess capitalizes with a leaping double foot stomp to Steel’s stomach when he’s down, followed by an elbow drop and a leaping senton to Steel’s stomach. He waits for Steel to get up and catches him with an enziguri, then a DDT of his own. The impact knocks Steel into the corner and he bounces out into a springboard forearm that spins him around, straight into a superkick from his speedy and agile opponent. The superkick knocks him into the ropes and he bounces out straight into a dropkick that takes him back to the mat. Jess hits him with both the “Shatterpoint Kick” and the “Cherry Bomb.” Jess pins Steel after an “Identity Crisis” to pick up a victory and three points.
Winner: A Boy Named Jess
Time: 6:14
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match: Lucy & Seb vs The Weapons of Mass Deduction
After the entrances NBK and Forewell stall getting into the ring due to a heated conversation between the two of them. It seems NBK wants to start the match, but Forewell puts up his hands and points at his watch. He tells NBK they have to last 15 seconds and that NBK is too heated up and prone to making a mistake.
SEB and Lucy stand on the canvas shaking their heads as they watch this go down, eager to get the match underway.
Eventually Forewell wins the battle of wills with his partner and enters the ring to start with Lucy, the second the bell rings he hits a button on the side of his watch. Lucy charges towards him and he ducks under a lariat attempt.
Lucy turns quickly but Forewell manages to roll under an attempted kick. He looks at his watch and shouts ‘FOUR!’, before Lucy grabs him and locks up, but he manages to twist out and and scurry to safety, looking at his watch again, “SEVEN!”, Lucy swings again and Forewell manages to swerve to avoid it again, and takes a step back, glancing at his watch once more “TEN!”.
Lucy rolls her eyes and fakes a punch which makes Forewell dodge, but directly into Lucy’s hands and she slaps on the Nightmare Sleeper, and as soon as they hit the canvas Forewell taps out.
Winners: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Time: 00:14
After the match NBK screams in frustration and climbs into the ring charging towards Lucy who is getting up with her back turned to him, but Sebastian comes out of nowhere and takes him out with a ferocious Empire Kick, NBK flips 360 degrees in the air and lands on his face out cold.
Lucy and SEB look at each other, and then down at their fallen opponents, shrug and exit the ring. As they walk down the aisle SEB points at his watch and shows it to Lucy and say’s ‘Told you.’
Both freeze as the Globotron springs to life in front of them, revealing the office of the Creative Director. Deimos congratulates them on their victory, but states that he just had a fascinating conversation that has encouraged an intriguing idea. Deimos says that Infinity, Lucy & Seb will defend the Cooperative Championship against the top ranked team in the division…the Piercing Media Empire.
~Commercial Break~
Global Challenge Block A: Ezra Wolf vs Zane Scott
Zane takes the initiative with a Judo throw, attempting to establish dominance early. Ezra, however, swiftly returns the favor with a lightning-fast single leg dropkick. Zane bounces back with a Muay Thai knee strike. He wades in with a series of elbow strikes, then an overhead release suplex. He goes for a pin, but Ezra manages to get a foot on the bottom rope.
Zane drags Wolf back up to his feet, but Ezra surprises him with a precise standing snap headbutt, creating an opening for a series of palm strikes that leave Zane reeling. A big T-Bone suplex gives Ezra his chance for a rollup, but Zane kicks out quickly.
Momentum swings back as Zane regains control with elbow strikes, trying for another overhead release suplex. Not satisfied this time, he attempts a corner powerbomb. Ezra fights back with punches to his head, causing Scott to drop him. He runs to bounce the ropes, returning with a huge flying crossbody. Zane rolls through, not allowing Ezra to get a cover on him. Kipping back up, he grabs Ezra and goes for Conspiracy of Silence. However, Ezra defies the odds, breaking free and creating some space between them. Suddenly, he explodes into Kill the Noise.
That gives him the three seconds he needs to cover for the victory!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 9:03
End Show