Sentinel 28/06/09 Results

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: It’s time to get it on, bitches!

Vinegar: It’s Sentinel Ladies and Gentlemen, and what a show we have in store for your tonight. We’ll be kicking things off with Mitch the Jobber against Nikko Nulty Nathans, with Chassie Fear as Special Guest Referee.

Hanson: Don’t worry, it’s almost certainly going to be short so it won’t offend your eyes for too much of the programme, which isn’t sounding so great right now.

Vinegar: As ever Dan, the exception proves the rule. The rest of the show is stellar, we have the GIW.com Title being defended with New Champion Michael Cappelli taking on William Everknight in his second ever GIW encounter...and these guys already have somewhat of a history together, Cappeli giving Everknight a brutal welcome to GIW during Break for the Border.

Hanson: That title is beginning to mean very little Nick, the guys fighting for it are nobodies...

Vinegar: These guys are the future leading lights of Global Impact Wrestling, just look at the first ever GIW.com title winner, Moss Edwards, he’ll be facing off for the Unified Global Title alongside ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino and Randy Boolzian.

Hanson: And the second ever champion is about to take officiating duties between Mitch and Nikko.

Vinegar: The exception , Dan, the exception...we’ve then got tag team action between The Covenant and Serapis and Vanity ShowWood...

Hanson: ShowWood...Show...is that the dude we haven’t heard from since he lost his first match?

Vinegar: The most recent one, yes...

Hanson: I pity Serapis, dude doesn’t deserve such a lame duck as a tag partner.

Vinegar: I’m not sure he’d want your pity, Dan.

Hanson: I’m not sure I really care, cause then we’ve got, in a completely bizarre position on the card, the first of tonight’s double Main Event, The Co-Undisputed Champion Donovan Hastings taking on a mystery opponent. Whoever it is, they don’t stand a chance against the Lord Chief.

Vinegar: What if it’s Gabrielle’s first match back since No Holds Barred?

Hanson: Well in which case it’d probably be a draw and we’d have a Co-Co-Undisputed Champion.

Vinegar: Why on earth do you delve into that world, does it not cause you headaches?

Hanson: I don’t follow?

Vinegar: Of course you don’t...then we’ve got ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino trying to break his duck against Randy Boolzian, just before their match for the Unified Global Championship.

Hanson: Unlikely, he’s struck lucky with Gabby, there is no way the fates love him that much. But who really cares, that match is merely an opportunity for the fans to go to the toilet, grab a snack and then get comfortable before the greatest televisual event of the year....the return of ‘The Headliner’ to competitive action in the United States.

Vinegar: Where he takes on Alex Kiseragi, for the Unified Global Championship, remember folks, Alex Kiseragi is the man who has twice dispossessed ‘The Blessed One’ of that very belt in the past.

Hanson: Only for Travis Roberts to win it back shortly thereafter, and this time ‘The TWiSTeD High Commander’ knows the match is scheduled and won’t be outwitted by an old man. And didn’t you here, thats not it, there is more to it than that...we’re going to see a truly monumental moment....the return of ‘The Revolution’. Declan Prescott and Travis Roberts will reunite live on aire tonight...

Vinegar: Probably right in the middle of the Unified Global Championship match knowing them.

Hanson: As long as we get a good ten minutes of celebratory footage at the end of the show, I couldn’t care less.

Vinegar: Oh look, Mitch is already in the ring, getting there, as usual with no fanfare whatsoever.

Mitch is once again already in the ring when “Layla” by Eric Clapton blares over the system to introduce Nikko Nulty Nathans to a very silent crowd.

Hanson: Why does the person with a No Contest get an entrance when Mitch has to walk down all silent?

Vinegar: His music was played before we went on air so the fans in attendance still got to hear it. Today is a rematch from last week but instead former GIW.com Champion, Chassie Fear, will be the special guest referee.

Hanson: If you listen to Richey Valentine on the radio then you know Nikko is nothing but a little bitch after being made to look like one last week.

Vinegar: Reports are that Nikko invited a date to the match this week and is sitting somewhere near the entrance.

“Cyanide Sweet Tooth” by Shinedown plays as Chassie comes out in a referee shirt and slides into the ring right into a deadly stare down with Nikko while Mitch leans back in the corner.

Chassie: I’m the referee so you listen to me, Nikko.

Hanson: I like a woman who knows how to make a man feel like dirt. Especially a bitch of a man who doesn’t even understand how to feel like dirt.

Vinegar: If you really look at it then Mitch hasn’t thrown a punch in the GIW in over a year.

Hanson: That just makes him being undefeated all the more better, Nick. Look at Mitch in his pure 125 pound figure circling Nikko and showing no fear. Even though Nikko’s testicles will be producing far more testosterone since he has a female to impress. I admire Mitch’s work more than you could imagine, Nick.

Vinegar: Obviously. Mitch charges Nikko who immediately connects with an Enziguri to the head of Mitch causing him to fall flat to the ground.

Hanson: NO! Mitch get up and do something before he finishes you off!

Vinegar: Nikko climbing that top rope to go for the Frog Splash!

Chassie: Get down or I will disqualify you!

Vinegar: For what possible reason could she call for a disqualification?

Hanson: Yes! DO IT!

Vinegar: Nikko off the top ropes and lands the Frog Splash.

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Dennis: The winner via DQ is Mitch the Jobber!

Hanson: Mitch remains undefeated and all without throwing a punch.

Vinegar: Chassie quickly rolling out of the ring as Nikko eyes her walk down the ramp. Chassie looks over to Nikko’s date of the night and simply winks. What a witch.

Hanson: What a girl.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: … So I told her. Bitch ass whore slut fuck bag you had better get the mother fuck back in that kitchen and mother fuckin’ finish that mother fuckin’ homework!

Vinegar: I think we’re back Dan.

Hanson: What? Oh damnit they’re buffered already?

Vinegar: I guess so, or back from commercial.

Hanson: What are we back on television!?! I can’t be reenacting what I told my… ah YO MOMMA… if we’re back on the network!

Vinegar: I’m not sure we’re back on the network though.

Hanson: Well either way, maybe I should clean up my act?

Vinegar: Really? You!

Hanson: Eh, with the TV deal and all. Plus it’s damn hard thinking of messed up things to say all the time.

Vinegar: WOW. Well, on that maybe we should send it to Mitchell for the introductions.

Hanson: Yes, perhaps we should. See I can do it.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen if we’re on television, or goat blowers and furry little fan boys if we’re not! The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the GIW dot com championship! Introducing first, the challenger, standing five foot eleven inches, weighting in at 225 pounds, this is The Fighting Spirit William Everknight!

1,2,3 – GO!

‘Step Up’ by Drowning Pool hit the speakers as Wearing his normal wrestling gear and a white singlet, William Everknight steps onto the ramp and walks straight to the ring, stopping for no one. There's no pyro, he doesn't need it. Will enters over the middle rope before climbing a corner and ripping off his sweaty singlet, then throwing it into the audience where it's caught by an adoring fan. Finally, Will pumps himself up before the match begins...

Vinegar: Nothing?

Hanson: New leaf!

Vinegar: He’s torn off his sweaty ‘singlet’ and is now ‘pumping’ himself up?

Hanson: NEW LEAF!

Vinegar: Didn’t we do this bit already?

Hanson: Or one close. I’m pretty sure, but there’s a lot of match banter rattling around up here.

Vinegar: Kind of like what’s rattling around in...

Hanson: Not going to happen.

Dennis: And his opponent. Standing six foot even, weighting in at 220 pounds, he is the GIW dot com champion, this is Nightmare Michael Cappeli!

The background becomes red and a white spot light runs around the arena as if in search of something, Swagger Like Us by T.I starts to play and the light quickly rushes to the arena's entrance and stays with Mike as he struts to the ring with a bounce in his step as if he runs the whole place. He has a very smug not a care in the world look on his face. He'll turn and look at a certain fan from time to time all depending on the circumstances (what the fan is doing) but then continue on. He tries not to give off any signs of intimidation no matter who his opponent is. He takes his sweet time getting to the ring and once there calmly climbs in. Once in the ring raises one hand with his fist tightly clinched around the GIW dot com title and a look of complete hatred and anger in his face.

Vinegar: Really, nothing? We have the nightmare fighting spirit. It sounds like a bad early GIW gimmick someone like Deathman would try to pull off.

Hanson: New leaf… plus reminiscing about a time only a handful of the viewers would even have been exposed to seems kinda silly. In fact I could sit here and praise the likes of Garland, Fletch, EB4, or Rock ‘Devonte’ Hard all night, but most wont know what I’m talking about.

Vinegar: Wait, wasn’t Garland… and then EB4…

Hanson: It doesn’t matter, because now we’ve missed the opening of the match going on with two people who are still here, and fighting for the dot com Championship.

Vinegar: Cappeli and Everknight locking up again, both seem about evenly matched, and it’s Cappeli who gets the upper hand.

Hanson: Everknight quickly reverses into a hammerlock, and Cappeli to the ropes.

Vinegar: Looks like they’re testing the waters, feeling out their opponent, in the early stages of this contest.

Hanson: Not a bad idea. Surely after their backstage encounter a couple weeks back what the other man in that ring can do has to be front and center in both of their minds.

Vinegar: Feeling out their opponents? OH COME ON!

Hanson: NEW LEAF!

Vinegar: Collar and elbow tie up, no Everknight shoots in, double leg take down, float over, seated side headlock.

Hanson: Cappeli reaches up with a head scissors, Everknight releases the hold, and both men back to their feet.

Vinegar: Cappeli’s got that smug look on his face like he has everything under control, but Everknight quickly back on the action looking for another tie up.

Hanson: It’s Cappeli who shoots in first though with a go behind, waist lock, drops down with a reverse double leg take down of his own, and then walks across the back of Willy the Kid!

Vinegar: Willy the Kid?

Hanson: Hey, as much as I just call people ‘not Travis Roberts’ you should be happy didn’t call him kids willy. DAMNIT!

Vinegar: Yeah, so much for the new leaf. Cappeli plays to the crowd, turns back to Everknight, and catches a gorgeous standing drop kick to the teeth!

Hanson: Cappeli back up, arm drag take down, and he’s back down!

Vinegar: Nightmare to his feet, charges, tilt-a-whirl back breaker!

Hanson: Both men to their feet, hip toss, and Cappeli is down!

Vinegar: And it looks like Cappeli is starting to lose his cool, he’s up, Everknight shoots in, and eats a huge standing knee to the side of the face!

Hanson: That sends William Everknight to a knee, Cappeli grabs him by the head, and send him face first between the second and third turnbuckle, and into the ring post!

Vinegar: Everknight staggered, he turns, massive belly to belly suplex by the Nightmare! This kid has had a rough few weeks with reported attempts on his life, and just this week it was announced his girlfriend was arrested for intent to distribute narcotics. She was arrested with another man!

Hanson: That explains the short temper, but come on really. Michael’s better off without some cheating drugged up hussy. See that. ‘Hussy’, that’s a new clean way to say whore. Damnit!

Vinegar: Cappeli now laying the boots to Everknight, and Owen Peterson steps in to separate the two.

Hanson: Cappeli back to the attack now, picks up Everknight, fallaway slam!

Vinegar: Everknight back to his feet, Irish Whip by Cappeli, and a tremendous Running Crossover Clothesline!

Hanson: Cappeli with nothing but hate in his eyes, pulls Everknight back up, grabs his leg, dragon screw take down!

Vinegar: Everknight I heard was more than a little concerned this week with whether or not he could compete at this level.

Hanson: I think we’ve got our answer. Cappeli looking for another dragon screw…

Vinegar: And eats an enziguri! You cannot count out ‘The Kid’!

Hanson: Cappeli back up, throws a right hand at Everknight, caught armwringer, short arm clothesline takes down the Nightmare!

Vinegar: Everknight favoring that knee though, Cappeli back up, another right hand, and that one catches!

Hanson: Cappeli and Everknight now exchanging rights and lefts, and it’s broken down to a brawl!

Vinegar: Wait, Everknight catches a left hand, sets in, EVERKNIGHT BETA!

Hanson: What! Where’d that come from!?!

Peterson: ONE!

Vinegar: Here’s the cover!

Hanson: Vicious move that plants Cappeli on his head.

Peterson: TWO!!

Vinegar: Folks anything can happen in the GIW, and just like that the match can end.

Hanson: Alright JR.

Peterson: THREE!!!

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, and NEW GIW DOT COM CHAMPION! William ‘The Kid’ Everknight!

Vinegar: And Cappeli doesn’t look happy watching Everknight celebrate with his new title.

Hanson: I wouldn’t be happy either. First you lose your girl, and then you lose your belt.

Vinegar: Cappeli yelling at the Peterson, saying he kicked out, but Owen has made his decision.

Hanson: Oh when is Everknight going to learn not to do this.

Vinegar: William extending a hand to Cappeli, I think Cappeli is gonna hit him.

Hanson: Nope, Cappeli gives him the finger, and walks away.

Vinegar: I don’t think Everknight cares to much though as he goes back to showing off his new trophy to the…

Hanson: Wait a minute, Cappeli back, CAPPATALIZED! And now Cappeli is walking away after leaving Everknight on the mat in a world of hurt with Cappeli’s old belt.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: And we're back! Up next we have the odd couple of Vanity ShowWood and Serapis taking on Mickey Dragon and Dirge of the Covenant!

Hanson: We're back? Where did we go?

Vinegar: To a commercial break, Daniel.

Hanson: Oh I didn't notice.

Vinegar: That's because you don't stop talking, Daniel. You never do!

Hanson: Hey, that's my job! I have to keep these people entertained with my witty humour and whimsical voice while you rattle on about wrestling. Who cares about that?

Vinegar: We all care! This is a wrestling show, after all. I don't think people are tuning in for the Daniel Hanson comedy hour.

Hanson: Of course they are, I'm the main attraction; and I KNOW they're not watching for an educational experience, courtesy of Nicholas Vinegar. What do you call it again 'play-by-play'? The audience at home would be falling asleep if it weren't for me.

Vinegar: I'd like to see YOU do my job, Dan. Anyone can crack a joke but can you call the action, hold for hold?

Hanson: Anyone can crack a joke? You haven't made a good joke in your life, Nick. And I'll have you know, I know more wrestling moves than I do numbers and unlike you, I can call the match blindfolded! Fine, I will do your job, Nick. I'll do your job if you do mine.

Vinegar: Really? Okay! It's on, Dan.

Dennis: The following is a TAG TEEEEEAAAM MAAATCH, and that's it.

Last Resort blasts through the speakers as Vanity ShowWood saunters onto the stage.

Dennis: Making his way to the ring, standing at 6 foot, 5 inches and weighing in at 265 pounds, he's from Philadelphia PA, he's 'The Pretty One' VANITYYYYY SHOWWOOOOOOOD!

ShowWood stands in the spotlight, posing for his fans – or lack of.

Hanson: ShowWood will be wanting revenge after Mickey Dragon gave him an awesome chair shot after their match last week.

Vinegar: Personally, I think Mickey should be ash- I mean YEAH! What a great chair shot!

ShowWood mocks the onlookers as he struts his way to the ring and climbs the apron. He poses one more time before taking his place in the far right corner.

That Nile song with the long title hits and the familiar video montage of serpents, scorpions and pyramids accompanies it as Serapis appears on the stage.

Dennis: And his partner, standing at 6 foot, 3 inches and weighing in at 235 pounds, from L.A. - SERAPIIIIIS!

Vinegar: Maybe not a good idea emphasising the last syllable of Serapis' name there.

Hanson: Does it offend you, Nick? Piss! Piss! Piss! Pi-

Vinegar: No, actually; and that's not play-by-play!

Serapis performs his signature taunt before running to the ring and joining his partner in the corner.

The lights dim and the arena falls silent.

Dennis: And their opponents!

Chimaira hits and a whirlpool of lights illuminate the terrified audience! Women scream as children weep and even men are shaking as they all await an evil greater than Satan himself!

Dennis: Representing the Covenant, from Las Vegas, MICKEEEY DRAGOOOOON and DIIIIIIIIIRGE!

Vinegar: Y'know, Vanity ShowWood is also originally from Las Vegas.

Hanson: Stop being informative, that's my job!

Dragon and Dirge glare at nearby spectators as they approach the ring and take their place in the opposite corner.

Hanson: Vick Ace rings the bell and we're off!

Vinegar: ShowWood and Dirge will start the match as Mickey Dragon and Serapis look on from their respective corners.

Hanson: They lock up and OH, Vanity rakes the eyes.

Vinegar: Dirge won't be happy about that one, Dan.

Hanson: ShowWood follows up with a series of stiff punches, backing Dirge into the ropes and referee Hazel East calls for a break.

Vinegar: And ShowWood slaps Dirge before making the break!

Hanson: Uh, your voice is so boring! Be funnier!

Vinegar: Um, ShowWood is digging himself a deep grave, here! Dirge will won't stand for that kind of nonsense!

Hanson: That's better. Dirge charges at ShowWood and hits a hard elbow, knocking the man down! He picks ShowWood up and nails him with a hammerlock jawbreaker.

Vinegar: Dirge already preparing ShowWood for History Made by... I mean, Dirge is an asshole!

Hanson: Yeah! Dirge preparing ShowWood for History Made by working on the jaw there.

Vinegar: Hey! I was-

Hanson: And he hits a great looking vertical suplex on 'The Pretty One'. ShowWood now escaping the attack and he tags in Serapis.

Vinegar: Serapis is all fired up as oh, Dirge tags in Mickey Dragon.

Hanson: Mickey Dragon charges at Serapis and goes down from a drop toe hold. Serapis goes for a dropkick but Dragon dodges and goes for a flippy thing as Serapis rolls to safety!

Vinegar: A flippy thing?

Hanson: Mickey stands to face Serapis who catches him with a flying lariat to the face! Dragon goes down and Serapis hits a flippy thing of his own and goes for the cover!

Vinegar: Mickey Dragon kicks at one. He's still got plenty of gas left in the tank!

Hanson: Dragon's up again and Serapis nails a perfect twisting head twist like thing.

Vinegar: Do you want me to do play-by-play?

Hanson: No, why? I'm fine. Mickey Dragon makes the tag!

Vinegar: And this is their third outing in three weeks!

Hanson: Serapis wants to end it early! He drops Dirge with a tiger suplex and bridges into the pin.

1!

Vinegar: I don't blame him, Dan. Serapis has lost his last three matches against Dirge. He'll want to win this one.

Hanson: Dirge is up and Serapis surprises him with a springboard clothesline! No! Dirge catches him and throws him over his back for a DVD!

Vinegar: And what does DVD stand for, Dan?

Hanson: Digital Versatile Disc, of course! And now he picks Serapis up for a big sidewalk slam! Followed by a backbreaker and a giant chokeslam!

Vinegar: Serapis taking an all too familiar beating from his nemesis, Dirge.

Hanson: Dirge stalking Serapis who's crawling his way to Vanity ShowWood. Dirge grabs his opponent from behind and throws him across the ring with a powerful French suplex!

Vinegar: French?

Hanson: I mean English or maybe Belgian, whatever! Serapis is in the wrong corner now as he hoists himself up. Mickey Dragon lands a series of hard rights and lefts as...

Vinegar: As Hazel distracts Dirge! I mean, as Dirge distracts Hazel! What are you doing woman?

Hanson: She has no idea, as Mickey chokes Serapis on the top rope.

Vinegar: Dirge tags his partner and it's a two on one attack!

Hanson: Dirge holding Serapis now as Mickey unleashes a flurry of forearm shots. Serapis collapses and Mickey drags him to the middle for a.........

Vinegar: Standing shooting star press!

Hanson: Serapis looks weakened now as he tries to stand, dropping to one knee.

Vinegar: What, is he proposing to Mickey?

Hanson: That's a good one! And no it looks like Mickey's going for a.........

Vinegar: Shining Wizard!

Hanson: And he goes for the cover.

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2!




Hanson: No! Some way, somehow, Serapis kicks out.

Vinegar: Vanity ShowWood, cheering his partner on, desperate to get the tag for Serapis' sake and his own.

Hanson: Yes, Serapis wants the tag so bad! He's crawling to the corner once more but no! Mickey Dragon picks him up and hits an awesome.........

Vinegar: Fireman's carry neck breaker!

Hanson: And he goes for a second pin.

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2!




Hanson: And again, Serapis kicks out!

Vinegar: He's showing great strength here, Daniel. This match would've been over a long time ago for so ma- I mean, OH MY GOD – HE KICKED OUT!

Hanson: Mickey Dragon tags Dirge and they take Serapis down with a standing superplex!

Vinegar: That's- oh never mind.

Hanson: Dirge picks Serapis up and he's choking him mid air! It's T.M.W.T.R.L.N!

Vinegar: OH MY GOD! What's that?

Hanson: The Move With The Really Long Name! Dirge now lifting Serapis' lifeless body from the mat and he- NO REMORSE!

Vinegar: OH MY GOD!

Hanson: Dirge is nowhere near done as once again, he lifts Serapis from the canvas and chops him!

Vinegar: OH MY GOD!

Hanson: Hey, you're getting good at this. Dirge powerbombs Serapis!

Vinegar: Serapis reverses into a huracanrana!

Hanson: Dirge holds on and lifts Serapis back up for that powerbomb again!

Vinegar: BOOM!

Hanson: Dirge pins Serapis and I think this match is over!

1!




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2.9!!!

Vinegar: Serapis will never die!

Hanson: He will eventually, we all-

Vinegar: He will never die! He's invincible!

Hanson: He's a mere mortal, Nick. And right now he's fighting back! He's landing forearms left, right and centre! He kicks Dirge, Dirge catches the foot and Serapis responds with a quick enzuigiri!

Vinegar: Dirge ducks and Serapis lands face first on the mat.

Hanson: Dirge picks him up for a second Albanian suplex!

Vinegar: Serapis lands on his feet and The Monster has no idea.

Hanson: Serapis charges and Dirge catches him with a spinebuster but it's reversed into a DDT and Dirge's head cracks on the mat!

Vinegar: Y'know what they say, Daniel – the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Hanson: And Serapis gets the tag! ShowWood's in and he's all fired up! He whips Dirge into the corner and connects with a big splash!

Vinegar: I don't blame him, Dan. He's been standing on the apron for most of this match.

Hanson: Mickey comes to his partner's aid but it's no good. ShowWood drops Mickey Dragon to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

Vinegar: Vanity ShowWood finally has a chance to avenge Mickey's chair shot from last week.

Hanson: Dirge from behind but Vanity ShowWood shocks him with a roundhouse kick! Now Mickey with a lariat, ShowWood ducks, Mickey spins around to face his opponent but he's met by a superkick from The Pretty One!

Vinegar: That's Flashbulb and ShowWood's going for the pin!










Hanson: Why isn't Hazel East counting?

Vinegar: Mickey's not the legal man, Dan! Now he's looking for Dirge...

Hanson: And he's found him in the form of a big boot to the face!

Vinegar: Damn! It's on like Donkey Kong!

Hanson: ShowWood's getting up and Dirge is behind him...

Vinegar: Spinebreaker!

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2!




Hanson: Phew! That was close. Dirge looks pissed and he's signalling for the Death Knell!

Vinegar: DOOOOONNNGGG!

SMACK!




SMACK!




SMACK!

Hanson: NO! ShowWood got a foot on the rope! Hazel counted three but she's telling Ace it was two!

Vinegar: Controversial refereeing here!

Hanson: And now Dirge looks really pissed as he hoists ShowWood up in an inverted facelock for Death In Vegas!

Vinegar: ShowWood drops behind him! A narrow escape.

Hanson: Dirge turns to face him and nails him with another big boot. BUT ShowWood's up! And he connects with a quick Flashbulb before collapsing to the mat.

Vinegar: Both men are down now as Hazel begins the count.

1!

2!

3!

Hanson: ShowWood's a broken man. He's dragging his corpse to his corner and Serapis is on the apron, waiting for the hot tag!

Vinegar: WHAT?

Hanson: NO!

Vinegar: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Hanson: I DON'T BELIEVE IT MORE!

Vinegar: Serapis is refusing to tag in! He's dropped down from the apron, simply staring at his partner.

Hanson: I don't blame him, Nick. I wouldn't want to touch that rat either. He's probably got every STD known to man (and woman).

Vinegar: ShowWood is screaming at Serapis, desperate for the tag!

Hanson: Serapis has finally come to his senses! It's like the old adage goes, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Vinegar: This is despicable... Serapis walking away as Dirge tags Mickey Dragon who's climbing the turnbuckle?

Hanson: What's happening?

Vinegar: Dirge has Vanity ShowWood on his shoulders as if he's going for an electric chair drop?

Hanson: Uh oh... I think I know what's coming but I can't remember what it's called.

Vinegar: Desesitized and Euthanized!

Hanson: An electric chair drop, double stomp combo? Holy shit! That's fucking awesome!

Vinegar: And Mickey makes the pin!

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3!

Dennis: And here are your winners, MICKEY DRAGOOOOON and DIIIIIIIIIRGE, THE COVENAAAAANT!

Vinegar: Look at Serapis, standing on the ramp. He actually stayed to watch ShowWood's demise.

Hanson: I know. What a great guy!

Vinegar: Well, the match is over. Do we go back to normal now?

Hanson: Yeah, your colour commentary's awful. Anyway, we'll be running a different gag in a moment.

Vinegar: Thank God.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: it’s time, time for a match which should be higher up the card, seriously how is a match between ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino and Randy Boolzian even remotely worthy of a billing above the Co-Undisputed Unified Global Champion.

Vinegar: Well, in reality, Dan, Randy Boolzian and DJS are two of the three number one contenders for Travis Roberts’ Unified Global Championship. And Donovan Hastings, in reality, is nothing more than the guy that lost to the champ in Mexico...

Hanson: Have you not been following the developments? The match should have been declared a draw, and they are Co-Undisputed Champions, it’s not a difficult concept to grasp...

Vinegar: How can you be Co-Undisputed...that doesn’t even make sense...

Hanson: Of course it does, just sit back and watch...

‘Immortal’ Hits.

Hanson: What the hell! This is an outrage? Since when did the champion come out first?!?

Vinegar: Since he wasn’t the champion...

Hanson: STOP SPEAKING ILL OF THE LORD!!!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing first, the self proclaimed Co-Undisputed Global Champion, LOOOOOOOOORD, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOVAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSTIIIIINGSSSS!

Hanson: SEE! SEE! He is[/b]Co-Undisputed Global Champion, how else do you explain the belt he’s carrying?

Vinegar: it’s a cheap, copper, replica he purchased in Mexico...

Hanson: Look’s damn real to me!

Vinegar: It may be metal, but it says Goblin Champion...

Hanson: That clearly says Global, your teachers must have been as retarded as Kane White...

Vinegar: My teachers were fine individuals, and you are clearly easily led.

Hanson: You just live to disagree with everything I have to say, even when you know I’m right, we’re about to witness the Co-Undisputed Champion in action in just a few moments time...

Vinegar: Against a mystery opponent, who knows if he’ll be prepared, this could become embarrassing for your self-proclaimed Champion.

Hanson: Oh come on, are you really suggesting that the ‘mystery opponent’ is anyone other than Brandon McSkinny? It’s nearly always that wretched former Man-Champ! And Declan being back, he probably used some of his pull to get the other half of Blessed Immortality a convincing win...not that he needs any favours.

Vinegar: I have a feeling it’s not Brandon McSkinny, the atmosphere backstage suggests the people that know, know that it’s a fairly tough challenge for ‘The Lord Chief’...

Hanson: Well unless we’re about to see both Co-Undisputed Champions go head to head to determine who truly holds the title, I can’t imagine anyone else who could be a challenge to the ‘Chief Nigga’...

Vinegar: Admittedly Hastings is now in the ring, and he looks relaxed, removing his cloak and tossing it over the top rope, and then leans against the ropes, replica belt draped across his left shoulder, and mockingly strokes his chin and cocks his head whilst looking up the ramp...

Hanson: And now the lights are dimming, that’s a bit overdramatic for a Brandon mcSkinny appearance isn’t it?

Vinegar: Well they kinda flickered first, maybe one of the fuses went, nevertheless a hushed anticipation has fallen across this crowd, there is defiantly a sense of excitement in the arena, like the crowd as one senses something special on the horizons...

A few long drawn out chords start to filter out from the PA, the chords played on a dirty heavy metal guitar, quickly followed by a quicker set opf chords, and an instantly recognisable riff, which sends the crowd into a rabid frenzy, screaming at the top of their lungs by the time the drum beat kicks in. By the time the vocals begin to ring out around the arena, the volume of the excited fans almost drowns them out.

When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Hanson: Oh god no!

Vinegar: Only one man can elicit this kind of reaction from the GIW faithful, I can barely hear myself think Dan, , and this is before it’s even been confirmed that we’re not just gonna get a midget in a suit...this is the reception PURELY for the entrance music, we haven’t seen the man himself yet!

Hanson: A Midget in a costume, I hadn’t thought of that, please let that be the case...

Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?

[/b]

Vinegar: Listen to the fans...and look at the ramp...LOOK AT THE RAMP!

A single spotlight shines down on the stage, and standing sirectly beneath it, with a self assured smile beaming across his face, arms stretched out in the air, clearly enjoying this moment, as the fans go, for want of a better phrase, ape-shit crazy. Young girls crying, older girls fainting, men screaming like aforementioned little girls, literally scenes of pandemonium as security try to deal with the floods of fans who have rushed towards the guard barriers to try and get a closer look at the returning hero...

Hanson: I think my eardrums are permanently damaged...

Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeh, baby
Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeh, baby

[/b]

Dennis: And introducing...

Vinegar: We can’t here Mitchell Dennis above the roar of the fans...

Dennis: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, FROM ALBION INDIANA, HE IS A FORMER TWO TIME GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!![/i]

Vinegar: You were right Dan, tonight is[/b] and historic night...Brandon Brown is back!!! And the fans have missed him, no-one in GIW, not Randy Boolzian, not Alex Kiseragi, not Moss Edwards...no-one else could get such a reaction from the GIW faithful, every single person in the arena is thrilled about the return of Brandon brown, GIW’s Most Resilient Athlete...

Hanson: Not everybody is thrilled, Nick!

Vinegar: Well of course Hastings looks shocked, he couldn’t possibly have imagined having to face off with GIW’s most popular Global Champion ever, this is the man who put Declan Prescott out of action after last years No Holds Barred, the man who stripped Lord Deathman of the GIW Global heavtyweight Championship in a brutal match, a man who didn’t have a rest throughout 2008...and now he’s had time off, rested and is in tremendous condition, just look at him Dan!

Hanson: I’m starting to think you’ve got a crush on Brandon!

Vinegar: Come on, Brandon Brown, is one of very few people who can lay claim to the title of a GIW legend...the man super kicked Oprah for god’s sake!

Hanson: not that we endorse that kind of behaviour, because we don’t wanna get kicked out of the country again!

Vinegar: My god, that must be uncomfortable for you, when have you ever taken the moral high ground?

Hanson: I’ve always inhabited it, this is just the first time you’ve actually noticed, see that pea you call a brain can occasionally get things right...I suppose it is an historic night...

Vinegar: And Brandon is ready for this one, and as Hastings hands his replica belt to Old Man hermit, who stares at it quizzically but merely shrugs and takes it with him, Brandon brown just runs down the ramp at a huge high speed, and slides into the ring and wastes no time in getting this match underway...shocking Donovan Hastings with a flurry of lefts and rights, whips him to the ropes...inverted atomic drop...

Hanson: this is unfair! How the hell was the Lord Chief meant to prepare for such a match, he wasn’t able to properly prepare for the challenge...

Vinegar: Oh, but it was fine when you thought it would be the other Brandon...

Hanson: That’s different...

Vinegar: Brandon whips Hastings towards the ropes once more, Hasting comes abck towards him...Brandon twists...SUPERKI...!!!

Hanson: No! The Co-Unified Champion drops to the floor and rolls quickly to safety outside of the ring...and he’s headed right for Old Man Hermit and grabbed his title...

Vinegar: He snatches the replica belt from Old Man Hermit, whats he doing? He’s walking up the ramp, and Glenn Burke starts his count...

Burke: 1...

Vinegar: What a coward!

Burke: 2...

Hanson: What are you talking about...

Burke: 3...

Vinegar: He’s running away!

Burke: 4...

Hanson: of course he isn’t, he’s staging another protest!

Burke: 5...

Vinegar: What?

Burke: 6...

Hanson: Isn’t it obvious? Like when he had a sit down protest against Owen Peterson’s refereeing?

Burke: 7...

Vinegar: This is somewhat different. He’s not sitting nor has he anything to protest!

Burke: 8...

Hanson: It’s a walking protest, and he’s protesting being forced to defend his title when not prepared for his opponent!

Burke: 9...

Vinegar: He’s not the champion, and he’s defending nothing...

Burke: 10!!!

Dennis: Here is your winnder, via countout, BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!

Vinegar: Well, if we’re honest the most important thing about this was the return of Brandon Brown, Hastings’ cowardice shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone...

Hanson: Are you insane, the most important thing is the title cannot change hands on a countout, and thus the ‘Lord Chief’ has avoided a terrible miscarriage of justice...

Vinegar: Will you just be quiet and let me enjoy this moment, as Brandon Brown climbs each corner and applauds the fans, who have not let up since the opening chords of ‘Kickstart My Heart’. Ladies and gentlemen...Brandon Brown...Is back!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Diamond in the Rough hit’s the speakers to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Vinegar: That can only mean one thing. It’s time for our next match up.

The lights go down and gold spotlights scan the arena before falling on Jack Severino posing at the top of the ramp. He spins around to make a different pose then heads towards the ring.

Vinegar: We’re about to see two challengers to Travis Robert’s title go head to head.

Hanson: Or in other words, we’re about to see Foolzian vs. The Square Headed Monkey Boy…again.

Vinegar: Fate certainly does have a way of bringing these two together.

Hanson: Well then fate must have it in for Jack since every time it does he gets his ass kicked.

Vinegar: You can’t argue with the fact Jack Severino doesn’t have the best record in previous match-ups between these two.

Hanson: Not the best? He doesn’t have one at all.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Christchurch, New Zealand, weighing in at 270lbs! Diamond Jack Severiiiiiiiiiino!

Jack climbs up the steps and into the ring through the ropes. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and shouts something out to the crowd before returning to the mat. His music cuts out to be replaced by the all too familiar can opening and lighter ignition. The crowd cheer wildly as Wonder What’s Next plays and Randy Boolzian makes his way to the ring. His usual vices are firmly in his hands and being consumed on the way.

Vinegar: I’m guessing you have no interest in this match at all do you.

Hanson: Interest? Of course I’m interested. This’ll be great!

Vinegar: Really?

Hanson: Yeah. Whether it’s The Blessed One, The Lord Chief of Foolzian, anytime we see Gabby’s greatest mistake have his head caved in is a good time.

Vinegar: Well, it may be an awful reason but at least you’ll be paying attention.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Oceanside, California, weighing in at 220lbs. The Red Bull Icon! Randy Boolziaaaaaaaaaan!

Randy enters the ring in the much the same way as Jack had previously. He finishes off his cigarette and drink quickly and discards the remains to the outside.

Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: This match up in underway. Neither man wasting any time locking up in the middle. It’s Jack though that takes the advantage and shoots behind, followed up with a double leg takedown. Floats over to a headlock. No, BoolZ knew it was coming and slides back making Severino overshoot.

Hanson: Ha, what a fool.

Vinegar: BoolZ quick to take advantage and puts on a rear chin lock. Jack’s not going to let him get it in tight though. He pushes up to his feet and pulls BoolZ over with a snapmare and follows with a kick to the spine.

Hanson: Dammit, Boolzian, get it together.

Vinegar: Jack basking momentarily in his early success but that’s given BoolZ time to get to his feet. Jack turns back into a hard right hand, and another, and another, forcing him to the ropes. Irish whip, Severino sent running. Shoulder blocks The Red Bull Icon to the mat. Jack off running again, Fluidity! BoolZ leaps back up and hits that clothesline.

Hanson: Yes! Wow, this feels very unnatural cheering Foolzian but can you believe Gabby wants to dedicate her life to a man who can get to readily destroyed by the worst decision maker in GIW?

Vinegar: Some people can see beyond win/loss records.

Hanson: Oh, you mean to his borderline sociopathic mental torture of her for the last six months?

Vinegar: Um, well when you put it that way.

Hanson: Exactly.

Vinegar: RBI bringing Severino back to his feet, whip into the corner. Big running corner clothesline by BoolZ. Irish whip back across the ring. BoolZ charging in again No Fly Z- No! Jack manages to sidestep it and The Red Bull Icon crumbles in the corner. DJS drags him out and goes for the cover.

1!
2!

Vinegar: Kick out by Randy Boolzian. Severino pulling him back onto his feet. BoolZ recover quickly though and fights back, bull rushing Jack back into the corner. A few more shoulder thrusts for good measure. He takes a few steps back, springboard dropkick into the corner and Jack slumps down hard.

Hanson: This is going almost perfectly. I can imagine the wedding photos with Monkey Boy’s eyes swollen shut.

Vinegar: You know if you truly loved her you’d just want her to be happy.

Hanson: Bah, that shits for pussies.

Vinegar: BoolZ putting the boot down to Jack in the corner and the Blue Eyed Devil rolls out to the floor. Seems he needs a little breather and BoolZ mocking him for it. Jack waves him off but BoolZ doesn’t seem happy about it. Slingshot cross body to the outside!

Hanson: Break his pelvis! That’d be perfect. No wedding consummation for you.

Vinegar: BoolZ taking a commanding advantage in this one, dragging Jack back up off the crowd barriers and slamming him head first into the apron then rolling him under the ropes. BoolZ up on the apron. Slingshot elbow drop back inside and a quick pin attempt.

1!

2!

Vinegar: Jack manages to get a foot onto the rope. BoolZ isn’t too happy about it and drags Severino into the middle of the ring. Looks like we’re going to see some high risk offense, RBI going to the top rope. Jack’s getting back to his feet. Tumble Weed off the top pitches him back to the mat.

Hanson: Those boots just crashed into his chest. Maybe they’ll break his heart like Gabby broke mine.

Vinegar: That was a little emo Dan.

Hanson: Yo Momma’s a little emo!

Vinegar: Good retort. BoolZ going for the cover again.

1!

2!

Vinegar: No, DJS able to power out. He’s slowly getting back up but he’s clutching at his chest. That kick seems to have really taken it’s toll. Jack holding himself up on the ropes. BoolZ is back on him, Irish whip. No Jack counters it and takes BoolZ over with a fireman’s carry.

Hanson: No, no, no, get up idiot!

Vinegar: Jack drops one of those tree trunk legs across the throat of the Red Bull Icon. Back to his feet and running off the ropes. BoolZ recovers and throws himself at Jack’s feet. Jack steps over and keeps going. Straight into Twisted Steele! The shoulder block only staggers him though.

Hanson: I’m gonna need your mom to wash my mouth out with soap after this but, come on BoolZ!

Vinegar: Enough of my Mom already!

Hanson: No, not her. That, oh never mind.

Vinegar: BoolZ quickly back onto his feet and able to duck a vicious lariat attempt. He’s taken the arm. DiscomBoolZalater!!! Out of nowhere.

Hanson: Bang! Right on his head!

Vinegar: Here’s the cover.

1!

2!

3!

Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Here is your winner, Randy Boolziaaaaaaaaan!!!

Vinegar: Don’t think that outcome has anyone surprised.

Hanson: Probably monkey boy least of all.

Vinegar: Jack never quite able to get his offense going and the Red Bull Icon takes his share of the momentum heading into their title match.
Hanson: And Jack takes his pain and the realisation of his own worthlessness back to the dressing room.

Vinegar: Where Gabrielle is probably going to kiss it all better.

Hanson: No, wait, would she? Dammit FoolZ you ruined everything!

Vinegar: Don’t go anywhere GIW fans. Next up on we’re going to see the Unified Global Title up on the line right here on Sentinel! You’re not going to want to miss it!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

‘Teahouse’ filters into existence over the PA system and the fans give the prospect of ‘The Dragon’ a wild cheer.

Dennis: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the UNIFIED GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

Dennis: Introducing first, from San Francisco, California, he is ‘The Dragon’, ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX KIIIIIIIIIIISEEEEERAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIII!!!

Vinegar: The time is almost upon us, to see the Unified Global Championship defended live on Network television once more!

Hanson: We’ve already seen one of the two Co-Undisputed Champions in action tonight, as he fended of Brandon Brown...

Vinegar: Donovan Hastings is not a co-champion, and besides he lost by count out to Brandon Brown during GIW’s Most Resilient Athlete’s return match...

Hanson: Who cares about that, everyone is waiting with baited breath for the reformation of ‘The Revolution’, man it’s gonna be the feel good story of the month, maybe the year! I wish A-kis would hurry up and get his ass into the ring, so T-Rob can kick it and the festivities can begin!

Vinegar: I’m sorry to break it to you, but I’ve heard Declan Prescott has not been seen backstage at all, despite the assurances of ‘The Headliner’ that he would be in attendance tonight.

Hanson: And you think you can trust ‘eyewitnesses’? Your speaking about a man who hid in plain sight as a dirty hobo, and fooled everyone for over a month!

Vinegar: I doubt he’d pull the same trick twice...

Hanson: That’s why he’s a genius, and you are paid to talk about how amazing he is!

Vinegar: You do enough of that for the two of us.

The slow drumbeat that signals the beginning of ‘Bummer’ filter across the arena, as Alex Kiseragi climbs into the ring and begins to stretch.

Dennis: And his opponent, The GIW UNIFIED GLOBAL CHAMPION...TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: Despite his usual cocky bravado, Roberts must have reservations heading into this match, he’s never successfully defended a title against ‘The Dragon’...there must be some seeds of doubt in ‘The Headliners’ mind tonight, and you can guarantee that Alex will be looking to capitalize on them.

Hanson: You’re deluded, Travis Roberts is completely calm...’seeds of doubt’ pfffft!

Vinegar: You may have blind faith in the man, but ‘The Headliner’ is going to have to perform to his highest standard tonight if he’s going to fend off Alex Kiseragi, who has been given a surprise title shot here tonight, despite not being one of the three number one contenders.

Hanson: You know how he got the shot right?

Vinegar: No, do enlighten me!

Hanson: Same way as J-Lo got a recording contract baby...*makes repeated gagging sound*...

Vinegar: That’s just wrong.

Hanson: I think you’ll find that’s exactly how it happened though. How else does ‘The Rainbow Dragon’ get a shot before those more deserving...hasn’t he had enough chances already? When was the last time Declan Prescott got a title shot? No Holds Barred last year! And A-Kis has had more than anyone else put together...as I say there is only one explanation for that! *gags*

Vinegar: STOP IT!

Hanson: Gladly, Travis Roberts has made his way into the ring, we’ll soon see his return to action here in the United States, and Alex Kiseragi will fail again.

Vinegar: He’s only failed to defend the title, not win it! And Glenn Burke signals for the bell, and regardless of whether you think he is deserving, Alex Kiseragi has a chance to become a Three time Unified Global Champion, and he’s eager to take it, rushing at Travis Roberts...

Hanson: Who anticipates ‘the Dragon’ and spins him and locks him in a wheelbarrow...

Vinegar: A-Kis though , flexible as ever, uses his dstrong legs to raise himself vertical, grabs Roberts’ head...BULLDOG! ‘The Headliners’ face goes crashing into the canvas, and The Champion makes a bad start to the match...he climbs to his knee’s and is greeted by a stiff kick to his abdomen from Alex Kiseragi, who then repeats it with those lightning quick leg ends...

Hanson: Travis will have been expecting this, he’ll let A-Kis wear himself out with all his fancy kicking malarkey, then he’ll hit a single White Out out of nowhere, and this will all be over...

Vinegar: Well this must be an elaborate TRLAOIAFSOS...or whatever you call it...

Hanson: TRLAOCIAFSOS but close...

Vinegar: However you say it, it’s elaborate, as he has attempted to grasp otno The Dragons feet on a number of occasions but has been unable to react quickly enough to the intense speed they are moving at...and finally he breaks away from the onslaught and retreats to the outside...he’s not going to follow Hastings lead is he...

Hanson: Well it wouldn’t be that bad an idea, he’d secure the title that way...

Vinegar: thankfully it looks like he is taking a breather, but he’s looking up the ramp, as if he expects someone to appear...

Hanson: Declan...he’s waiting for Declan to reform ‘The Revolution’ it’s gonna happen any minute now, and I bet Travis is as excited as I am...hell that’s probably why he’s so excited, he just can’t focus on anything but the glorious moments that are moments away. Declan should probably come out early, to ensure the historic reunion isn’t overshadowed by anything...

Vinegar: So now you’re worried Alex could win?

Hanson: I underestimated how much ‘The Revolution’ meant to Travis Roberts, stupidly I thought he’d be able to concentrate on this match before the inevitable party that is to come. But I was foolish, we’re talking about Declan Prescott...and Travis Roberts...together again! That’s enough to distract the evry finest...

Vinegar: Well ‘The Dragon’ isn’t distracted and he judges that Travis has had enough time to recuperate and rolls out of the ring after the champion, who quickly slides back in...

Hanson: And as A-Kis follows him in, ‘The Blessed One’ pounces, slamming the sole of his boot directly into the base of ‘The Dragons’ neck, sending him directly into the canvas, before dropping an elbow on the small of the neck...then steps back, allowing ‘The Dragon’ to get to his feet, and he lunges towards The Unified Global Champion, who manages to sidestep...FULL NELSON!!! And the cover...

1...

2..

Vinegar: No! ‘The Headliners’ heart wasn’t in the cover, he was too busy staring expectantly down the entranceway...

Hanson: don’t worry Travis, ‘The Significant Player’ will be here to give you the congratulations you deserve...

Vinegar: Travis now bringing A-Kis up to his feet...but again he barely puts much effort into it, and A-Kis grabs both legs and flips ‘The Headliner’ onto his back, whilst still holding the legs, and landing a double leg drop directly in between ‘The Blessed Ones’ legs, sending Travis rolling across the floor in pain.

Hanson: Fight the pain!

Vinegar: He doesn’t have a great deal of time, as A-Kis is rapidly upon him and as Travis gets to his feet he launches at him with a stunning flying kick, that lands directly onto ‘The Headliner’s chest and sends him flying backwards into the turnbuckle...and follows him in...

Hanson: THE CHAMP MOVES!

Vinegar: Kiseragi’s momentum sends him over the turnbuckles and face first into the top of the ring post, and he crumples to the floor, as Travis supports himself on the middle rope...looking desperately at the entranceway...he knows he could easily lose this without some help, and rumour is he’s turned down any help from Mary-Joanna, Declan Prescott is his only hope...unless he’s planning to have Old Lady Levene swat at A-Kis with her purse...

Hanson: You seem to be neglecting the fact that it is Alex Kiseragi’s face that just connected with steel, I think it’s fair to say Travis Roberts is in the superior position.

Vinegar: He got out of the way at the last minute, ‘The Dragon’ is stunned, but he’s done more lasting damage to the champion, than Roberts has to him...Roberts can only be lucky for so long...

Hanson: Wait someone’s coming...IT’S THE LORD!?!?!?

Vinegar: What is Hastings doing here, maybe Boss P’s power hasn’t subsided as much as we thought, he got Kiseragi this match, and now he’s sent out Hastings to ensure ‘The Dragon’ finishes the match? And I had high hopes that the only person with a back-up plan would be Travis Roberts...

Hanson: Kiseragi is slippery, and T-Rob looks shocked at Hastings arrival, and looks with more desperation towards the ramp...

Vinegar: Hastings is standing back, biding his time....and Travis looks confused, he looks up the ramp, at Kiseragi who is stirring, and then at Boss P’s other henchman ‘Lord’ Donovan Hastings, who clasps his replica belt, and he realises he is outnumbered...and looks up the ramp once more...it looks like Travis Roberts is out of idea’s...and it doesn’t look like Declan Prescott is coming...

Hanson: He’ll be here Nick, he has[/b] to be!

Vinegar: Travis turns away from looking towards the GlobaTron, and focuses on A-Kis, but leaves it a second too late as ‘The Dragon’ charges at him, and locks his head...SPINNING DDT!!!

Hanson: Come on, we need[/b] ‘The Revolution’...

Vinegar: Travis needs something, as A-Kis stands back, and he’s winding up for something big...

Hanson: Please, no, please lord, let Declan be hiding underneath the ring with s sledgehammer!

Vinegar: It’s unlikely, Travis gets to his knee’s SHINING WIZA...WHAT!

Hanson: I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! BUT I SHOULD HAVE!!!

Vinegar: ‘Lord’ Donovan Hastings just leapt into the ring, and a split second before ‘The Dragons’ knee reaches ‘The Headliners’ face, blasted him with that replica Goblin Championship...

DING! DING! DING!

Dennis: Here is your winner, via Disqualification.....ALLLEEEEEXXXXX!!!!! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Hanson: But ‘Blessed Immortality’ remain Co-Undisputed Championship...we should have known that’s why Hastings was here, to defend the title he shares with ‘The Headliner’...

Vinegar: Even Travis Roberts looks surprised as ‘Lord’ Donovan Hastings drags him to his feet, hands him the real championship, and raises both their arms and both titles in the air! But the major question is...where was Declan Prescott and what does this mean for the future of ‘The Revolution’? Join us next week to find out....as Alex Kiseragi shakes his head and tries to come to terms with what just happens, we’re out of time!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Opening

T-Rob

Nikko vs Mitch
Nikko

GIW.com Title
BoolZ

Tag Match
Josch

Hastings vs Brandon Brown
T-Rob

BoolZ vs DJS
A-Kis

Main Event
T-Rob

Editor
T-Rob[/center]