Post by UGWC Staff on Mar 19, 2024 3:41:09 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for March 18th, 2024!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Matt Knox
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
Next Defense:Alchemy vs Ezra Wolf
Conquest Champion: Larry Tact
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs A Boy Named Jess
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 17
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Commentary welcomes us with their usual childish bickering.
We kick off the night with a visit from The Raven!
Commentary initially focuses on the height and weight difference between the two competitors. Tomasso says something to Hastings about being a “Goofy Gofer” and Lieberjosch suddenly looks like he wants to play in traffic. Jay loves it, so we can expect to hear it a thousand times during the match. Hastings advances on Ferrari and doesn’t look impressed. Ferrari looks like he’s trying to figure out his strategy now that Hastings is in front of him. Hastings makes it easier with a good old-fashioned right to the jaw that staggers the newcomer. Hastings follows it with a neckbreaker, reverses his arm, hoists Ferrari up and drops him onto his back with a snap suplex. He pops his hips, pulls Ferrari back up and slams him down onto his face with a DDT before locking him in a triangle choke. When Ferarri doesn’t submit, Hastings rolls him over into a pinfall for a two.
He throws Ferrari into the ropes and gets surprised with a DDT in return, then gets bulldogged back into the mat. He pops up directly into a stunner, which is followed by a moonsault legdrop and a frog splash. Ferrari leaps back onto the turnbuckle and leaps off, catching Hastings with a shooting star DDT. He attempts a pin, but Hastings kicks out at two. Ferrari leaps up and comes down with a double foot stomp, then a standing senton. He positions Hastings for “Bangers and Smash,” but Hastings powers out and sends Ferrari slamming down onto his back. Hastings pulls Ferrari up, drops him into a facebreaker DDT, then an STO before he drags Ferrari up to the top and chucks him across the ring with a particularly angry looking “Inevitability,” then hooks the leg and gets the easy three.
Winner: Donovan Hastings
Time: 8:12
The match starts off with Matt Knox charging at Trent Steel going to tackle him, but Steel grabs the top rope and sends Knox to the outside. McWrestleface and Avenger shake hands and McWrestleface dropkicks Steel from behind to the outside of the ring. Knox gets up and grabs a steel chair from ringside and goes a swinging at Steel, who backsteps and hits a drop toe hold sending Knox into the steel steps face first. McWrestleface and Avenger lock up and McWrestleface tosses Avenger into the ropes. McWrestleface goes for a hurricanrana, but Avenger reverses it into a powerbomb, getting the crowd behind "The Chaos Champion".
Meanwhile ont he outside Steel has decided to add more metal to the match by pulling a ladder out from under the ring and a table while Knox, we see is busted open, grabs the chair and goes to deck Steel again, but Steel slides into the ring. The Avenger sees the ladder and tries to deposit it to the outside of the ring, but Steel grabs him from behind with a neckbreaker and drops the superhero! Knox gets back into the ring as Steel kips up and kicks Trent in the gut. Knox is about to hit Steel on the back of the head with the chair but McWrestleface runs up and hits Knox with a flying headscissors!
Steel grabs the ladder and proceeds to put it around his neck and spin around the ring taking down Avenger, McWrestleface, and Knox as the crowd, although not supportive of Steel's actions, decide to cheer this display. Avenger gets in the referee's face about calling for a DQ, The ref shrugs and says "Fourways don't have disqualifications", Avenger realizes this just in time as Trent takes him to "Dick Kick City", followed by an "Eradication" into the turnbuckle post. Steel tells him to "stay down" as McWrestleface takes the ladder and sets it up.
McWrestleface heads up to the top of the ladder and comes off with a 360 legdrop to the side of Steel's head sending "The Sadistic Surgeon" down to the mat. The fans are on their feet for this match as the busted open Knox goes to the outside and starts setting up a table. Avenger goes to the outside to try and talk Knox out of doing this, but Knox is focused and wants revenge on Steel by pulling out yet another table. Avenger and Knox don't notice McWrestleface who leaps up to the top rope and hits a springboard moonsault on both men! McWrestleface gets up and heads back up too the top rope. He's eyeing Trent Steel, but out of the crowd comes Travis Pierce! LOWBLOW TO MCWRESTLEFACE!!!...He gets to the top rope..."SIGNING OFF"!
McWrestleface flies off the top turnbuckle and thru the setup table! Pierce walks up the ramp and to the back, smirking. Steel is up and rolls out of hte ring and grabs his trenchcoat. He pulls out a set of handcuffs and heads over to Knox. He cuffs Knox's hands behind his back around the turnbuckle post on the outside! Steel mocks Knox as he picks up the steel steps and slams them into Knox's face. ONE! TWO! THREE TIMES! From behind Steel gets hit by The Avenger who starts unloading on Trent Steel. Each punch Avenger is trying to talk Steel down!
Steel takes the hits as Vengy grabs Steel for what looks like a chokeslam. Steel throat punches Avenger and the hero goes down. The crowd starts throwing things, booing Steel as McWrestleface and Knox are still unable to assist. Steel looks down at Avenger as he picks up the ring steps again. He's gonna hit Vengy, but instead he slams the steps into the ring barricade. He picks up Avenger..."Pittsburgh Nightmare" to the outside!! Steel tosses Avenger into the ring and rolls him up.
One...Two...Three...The Fatal Fourway is Over! Steel gets up and leaves, spitting in Knox's face as Knox tries to break the cuffs to get at Steel again. McWrestleface is still out cold as EMT's check on him.
Winner: Trent Steel
Time: 11:02
Ezra and Seb kick us off. Ezra lunges forward, catching Seb off guard with a lightning-fast release German suplex. Seb grunts in pain but swiftly retaliates with a series of expertly executed suplex variations, finishing up with a pumphandle suplex. Seb covers, but only gets a two count.
Seb tries to stay in control, setting up another suplex, but Ezra counters with a fierce palm strike followed by a single leg dropkick, staggering Seb. As Seb struggles to regain control, Ezra seizes the opportunity, locking in a Fujiwara armbar. Seb grits his teeth, refusing to submit, and manages to break free enough to get his hand up for a tag! Ezra lets go and tags out as well!
Lucy ducks under Zane's attempted Judo throw, delivering a lightning-quick springboard leg lariat. Zane stumbles backward, shaking off the impact, before retaliating with a devastating spinebuster. Lucy springs back into action, executing a flying headbutt followed by a spinning heel kick that rocks Zane. Lucy locks in an anaconda vice. Zane grunts in pain but manages to power out. He lifts Wylde up and body checks her into the corner, then flings her to the opposite. Seb reaches and slaps the rescuing tag.
Seb and Zane trade a fierce exchange of strikes and grapples, each determined to gain the upper hand. Seb unleashes a barrage of powerful kicks, driving Zane against the ropes with a big spinning heel kick. On the rebound, Zane ducks and dives to tag in Ezra.
Ezra wades in with a striking combo, landing blow after blow on Seb's midsection. However, Seb refuses to back down, retaliating with an elbow drop that leaves Ezra dazed and disoriented. He manages to shake it off and hits a flying crossbody that momentarily stuns Seb. With Seb reeling, Ezra goes for the kill, attempting Wreckage, but Seb manages to evade at the last moment, countering with a perfectly timed Empire Kick that leaves Ezra sprawled on the canvas. Seb is winded, so he decides to tag out.
Scott rushes in and grabs Ezra, dragging him back to their corner and hitting a blind tag. Lucy rushes at Zane, but he manages to escape Lucy's scissored armbar before she can complete it. She pops up and tries a dragon sleeper with body scissors. This time she gets it locked in, but Zane rocks enough to reach the bottom rope. Lucy hurries to her feet to attempt a Fury Brand, but Zane catches her and hits Conspiracy of Silence!
That’s enough to get the 3 count, and Zane wins it for their side. Before they can celebrate, the set, apron, GlobalTron, and even the announcers suddenly rapidly cycle through different looks from broadcast history. Zane appears to change pic bases rapidly before our eyes. A sharp cackle echoes throughout the arena as a high pitched voice announces on the PA:
“EVVVVVVVVVVILLLLLL”
Winner: Ezra Wolf and Zane Scott
Time: 12:14
This is a highly anticipated rematch following their recent match during the Global Challenge.
The pair circle the ring and lock-up, with Tact using a fireman’s carry takeover to ground Jess and apply a headlock, but Trent Steel appears at ringside and slides into the ring, kicking Tact in the back of the head, and the referee is forced to call for the bell!
Winner: Larry Tact by Disqualification
Time: 0:54
Steel tosses Jess from the ring, and continues his assault on Larry Tact, but a flood of backstage agents and referees rush down the ramp and into the ring, pulling Steel off. Tact pushes his way to his feet and charges at Steel, who eagerly awaits him. They brawl, but are quickly separated again, with the officials seeming to have a firmer grip this time.
Deimos appears on the Globotron, noting the passionate rage between both, and that it speaks to their respective heart. The Creative Director announces that the two will face off in two weeks at Alchemy.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Matt Knox
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
Next Defense:Alchemy vs Ezra Wolf
Conquest Champion: Larry Tact
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs A Boy Named Jess
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 17
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Commentary welcomes us with their usual childish bickering.
We kick off the night with a visit from The Raven!
Cross-Hemisphere Division Match:Tommaso Ferrari v Donovan Hastings
Commentary initially focuses on the height and weight difference between the two competitors. Tomasso says something to Hastings about being a “Goofy Gofer” and Lieberjosch suddenly looks like he wants to play in traffic. Jay loves it, so we can expect to hear it a thousand times during the match. Hastings advances on Ferrari and doesn’t look impressed. Ferrari looks like he’s trying to figure out his strategy now that Hastings is in front of him. Hastings makes it easier with a good old-fashioned right to the jaw that staggers the newcomer. Hastings follows it with a neckbreaker, reverses his arm, hoists Ferrari up and drops him onto his back with a snap suplex. He pops his hips, pulls Ferrari back up and slams him down onto his face with a DDT before locking him in a triangle choke. When Ferarri doesn’t submit, Hastings rolls him over into a pinfall for a two.
He throws Ferrari into the ropes and gets surprised with a DDT in return, then gets bulldogged back into the mat. He pops up directly into a stunner, which is followed by a moonsault legdrop and a frog splash. Ferrari leaps back onto the turnbuckle and leaps off, catching Hastings with a shooting star DDT. He attempts a pin, but Hastings kicks out at two. Ferrari leaps up and comes down with a double foot stomp, then a standing senton. He positions Hastings for “Bangers and Smash,” but Hastings powers out and sends Ferrari slamming down onto his back. Hastings pulls Ferrari up, drops him into a facebreaker DDT, then an STO before he drags Ferrari up to the top and chucks him across the ring with a particularly angry looking “Inevitability,” then hooks the leg and gets the easy three.
Winner: Donovan Hastings
Time: 8:12
~Commercial Break~
Fatal Fourway: Matt Knox vs The Avenger vs Trent Steel vs Wrestley McWrestleface
The match starts off with Matt Knox charging at Trent Steel going to tackle him, but Steel grabs the top rope and sends Knox to the outside. McWrestleface and Avenger shake hands and McWrestleface dropkicks Steel from behind to the outside of the ring. Knox gets up and grabs a steel chair from ringside and goes a swinging at Steel, who backsteps and hits a drop toe hold sending Knox into the steel steps face first. McWrestleface and Avenger lock up and McWrestleface tosses Avenger into the ropes. McWrestleface goes for a hurricanrana, but Avenger reverses it into a powerbomb, getting the crowd behind "The Chaos Champion".
Meanwhile ont he outside Steel has decided to add more metal to the match by pulling a ladder out from under the ring and a table while Knox, we see is busted open, grabs the chair and goes to deck Steel again, but Steel slides into the ring. The Avenger sees the ladder and tries to deposit it to the outside of the ring, but Steel grabs him from behind with a neckbreaker and drops the superhero! Knox gets back into the ring as Steel kips up and kicks Trent in the gut. Knox is about to hit Steel on the back of the head with the chair but McWrestleface runs up and hits Knox with a flying headscissors!
Steel grabs the ladder and proceeds to put it around his neck and spin around the ring taking down Avenger, McWrestleface, and Knox as the crowd, although not supportive of Steel's actions, decide to cheer this display. Avenger gets in the referee's face about calling for a DQ, The ref shrugs and says "Fourways don't have disqualifications", Avenger realizes this just in time as Trent takes him to "Dick Kick City", followed by an "Eradication" into the turnbuckle post. Steel tells him to "stay down" as McWrestleface takes the ladder and sets it up.
McWrestleface heads up to the top of the ladder and comes off with a 360 legdrop to the side of Steel's head sending "The Sadistic Surgeon" down to the mat. The fans are on their feet for this match as the busted open Knox goes to the outside and starts setting up a table. Avenger goes to the outside to try and talk Knox out of doing this, but Knox is focused and wants revenge on Steel by pulling out yet another table. Avenger and Knox don't notice McWrestleface who leaps up to the top rope and hits a springboard moonsault on both men! McWrestleface gets up and heads back up too the top rope. He's eyeing Trent Steel, but out of the crowd comes Travis Pierce! LOWBLOW TO MCWRESTLEFACE!!!...He gets to the top rope..."SIGNING OFF"!
McWrestleface flies off the top turnbuckle and thru the setup table! Pierce walks up the ramp and to the back, smirking. Steel is up and rolls out of hte ring and grabs his trenchcoat. He pulls out a set of handcuffs and heads over to Knox. He cuffs Knox's hands behind his back around the turnbuckle post on the outside! Steel mocks Knox as he picks up the steel steps and slams them into Knox's face. ONE! TWO! THREE TIMES! From behind Steel gets hit by The Avenger who starts unloading on Trent Steel. Each punch Avenger is trying to talk Steel down!
Steel takes the hits as Vengy grabs Steel for what looks like a chokeslam. Steel throat punches Avenger and the hero goes down. The crowd starts throwing things, booing Steel as McWrestleface and Knox are still unable to assist. Steel looks down at Avenger as he picks up the ring steps again. He's gonna hit Vengy, but instead he slams the steps into the ring barricade. He picks up Avenger..."Pittsburgh Nightmare" to the outside!! Steel tosses Avenger into the ring and rolls him up.
One...Two...Three...The Fatal Fourway is Over! Steel gets up and leaves, spitting in Knox's face as Knox tries to break the cuffs to get at Steel again. McWrestleface is still out cold as EMT's check on him.
Winner: Trent Steel
Time: 11:02
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match: Ezra Wolf and Zane Scott vs the Empire of Calamity
Ezra and Seb kick us off. Ezra lunges forward, catching Seb off guard with a lightning-fast release German suplex. Seb grunts in pain but swiftly retaliates with a series of expertly executed suplex variations, finishing up with a pumphandle suplex. Seb covers, but only gets a two count.
Seb tries to stay in control, setting up another suplex, but Ezra counters with a fierce palm strike followed by a single leg dropkick, staggering Seb. As Seb struggles to regain control, Ezra seizes the opportunity, locking in a Fujiwara armbar. Seb grits his teeth, refusing to submit, and manages to break free enough to get his hand up for a tag! Ezra lets go and tags out as well!
Lucy ducks under Zane's attempted Judo throw, delivering a lightning-quick springboard leg lariat. Zane stumbles backward, shaking off the impact, before retaliating with a devastating spinebuster. Lucy springs back into action, executing a flying headbutt followed by a spinning heel kick that rocks Zane. Lucy locks in an anaconda vice. Zane grunts in pain but manages to power out. He lifts Wylde up and body checks her into the corner, then flings her to the opposite. Seb reaches and slaps the rescuing tag.
Seb and Zane trade a fierce exchange of strikes and grapples, each determined to gain the upper hand. Seb unleashes a barrage of powerful kicks, driving Zane against the ropes with a big spinning heel kick. On the rebound, Zane ducks and dives to tag in Ezra.
Ezra wades in with a striking combo, landing blow after blow on Seb's midsection. However, Seb refuses to back down, retaliating with an elbow drop that leaves Ezra dazed and disoriented. He manages to shake it off and hits a flying crossbody that momentarily stuns Seb. With Seb reeling, Ezra goes for the kill, attempting Wreckage, but Seb manages to evade at the last moment, countering with a perfectly timed Empire Kick that leaves Ezra sprawled on the canvas. Seb is winded, so he decides to tag out.
Scott rushes in and grabs Ezra, dragging him back to their corner and hitting a blind tag. Lucy rushes at Zane, but he manages to escape Lucy's scissored armbar before she can complete it. She pops up and tries a dragon sleeper with body scissors. This time she gets it locked in, but Zane rocks enough to reach the bottom rope. Lucy hurries to her feet to attempt a Fury Brand, but Zane catches her and hits Conspiracy of Silence!
That’s enough to get the 3 count, and Zane wins it for their side. Before they can celebrate, the set, apron, GlobalTron, and even the announcers suddenly rapidly cycle through different looks from broadcast history. Zane appears to change pic bases rapidly before our eyes. A sharp cackle echoes throughout the arena as a high pitched voice announces on the PA:
“EVVVVVVVVVVILLLLLL”
Winner: Ezra Wolf and Zane Scott
Time: 12:14
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Larry Tact vs A Boy Named Jess
This is a highly anticipated rematch following their recent match during the Global Challenge.
The pair circle the ring and lock-up, with Tact using a fireman’s carry takeover to ground Jess and apply a headlock, but Trent Steel appears at ringside and slides into the ring, kicking Tact in the back of the head, and the referee is forced to call for the bell!
Winner: Larry Tact by Disqualification
Time: 0:54
Steel tosses Jess from the ring, and continues his assault on Larry Tact, but a flood of backstage agents and referees rush down the ramp and into the ring, pulling Steel off. Tact pushes his way to his feet and charges at Steel, who eagerly awaits him. They brawl, but are quickly separated again, with the officials seeming to have a firmer grip this time.
Deimos appears on the Globotron, noting the passionate rage between both, and that it speaks to their respective heart. The Creative Director announces that the two will face off in two weeks at Alchemy.
End Show