Post by UGWC Staff on Mar 25, 2024 22:02:05 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for March 25th, 2024!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Matt Knox
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Donovan Hastings
Cooperative Champions: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Dark Destroyer and Err Bear
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
Next Defense:Alchemy vs Ezra Wolf
Conquest Champion: Larry Tact
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Lucy Wylde
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 17
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Commentary welcomes us with their usual childish bickering.
Sam Green calls for the bell and Thornfield immediately shoots for Wolf’s legs with an attempted takedown. Ezra easily sidesteps it and Gideon pops back up and goes right for the tie up. They shove back and forth for a few minutes before Gideon stomps on Ezra’s foot and takes him over with a hop toss. He sets in a wrist lock, then violently yanks Ezra’s arm down. He repeats this a few times, then punctuates it by stomping on Ezra’s hand. When Ezra pops up, Thornfield takes him down with a clothesline, then sinches in a rear chin lock. He throws Ezra into the ropes, but Ezra leapfrogs him on the way back and hits him with a counter spear.
Ezra leaps up and goes for the ropes. Gideon distracts Sam Green so that Neville can trip Ezra, sending him back to the canvas. Neville pulls Ezra out and throws him into the barrier, then bounces him off the announcers table before backing off. Gideon slides out of the ring and throws Ezra into the ring steps and rolls Ezra back in as Green warns him.
He slides back in and hits Ezra with a rolling neck snap, then turns him over and goes for the pin, but Ezra kicks out at two. Gideon complains about the count but Sam points at Ezra. Gideon glares at Sam, then pulls Ezra up and whips him at the ropes, but Ezra stops himself by grabbing the top rope. Gideon charges at him while Neville grabs Ezra’s leg, but Ezra drops his shoulder and drops Gideon over the top rope. He crashes into Neville, sending both to the floor. Ezra slides out and slings Neville over the railing into the crowd, then wheels and blasts Gideon with “Kickin It Old School” and the “Silver Bullet,” sending him into and over the announcers table. Ezra pulls him up and drops him into the announcers table back first, then rolls him back into the ring and slides in after him, just before the ten count. He throws Gideon into the corner and barrages him with palm strikes, then suplexes him and blasts him with a single leg dropkick. He pulls Gideon up and gets surprised with the “Mindbreaker.” He goes for the pin, but Ezra gets his foot on the ropes.
Gideon drags Ezra to the center of the ring and goes for another cover, but Ezra pulls him into cradle for a two count. Both try to rush to their feet, but Ezra is a hair faster and connects with the “Knee Jerk Reaction.” Ezra goes to the turnbuckle and connects with “Gravity Falls,” and covers for the three!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:39
The bell rings and Wylde and Tact lock up, but out of the crowd comes a figure...TRENT STEEL!! He slides into the ring and rushes up behind Tact...LOW BLOW!!!
Winner: Larry Tact via Disqualification
Time: 0:19
Wylde see's this coming and rolls out of the ring. Steel stares down at Wylde for a moment and then turns his head away and punt kicks Larry Tact in the side of the head. Trent chases the referee out of the ring and he pulls a lead pipe from one of the turnbuckles! Tact is slow to get up after the punt, and when he does Trent brings the heavy lead pipe down. Tact catches it with his hands and HE LOW BLOWS TRENT! Steel crumples to the mat and without hesitation Larry brings the pipe down on the ribs of Steel. Trent instinctively rolls out of the ring to the floor as Larry thrusts the pipe up for the Coalition to cheer, even as he's still hobbled by the preemptive assault Trent dealt him.
Tact goes out of the ring as referees and security rush down to check on Trent. What they don't realize is Larry wasn't leaving. He comes back around to where Trent is leaning on the barricade favoring his side. Tact produces brass knuckles and says, "Remember these?" as security steps in front of both heated enemies.
Larry and Trent take one look across the bow at each other, and then proceed to begin laying out security and referees! Larry has the added force of brass knux while Trent is claiming dick kick city for his own. The result is a slew of chaos that will surely bring expensive fines for both.
Tact approaches Steel, who suddenly pulls a baton off one of the security officers. As they're about to clash, Phrixus Deimos appears on the Globotron screen.
Deimos: Take another step, or strike each other again tonight, and your match at Alchemy will be considered postponed. You may both depart the arena, and expect your fines to be issued, post-haste.
More security comes through the stands to separate and escort both Steel and Tact, who continue slinging barbs at one another before being sent to different exits.
We see replays of Pierce attacking Wrestley last week, along with footage of Pierce calling out Travis Roberts on The Piercing Truth.
The bell rings and Pierce immediately flattens Wrestley with a stiff boot to the face. He stays on The Slenderweight Sensation, pulls him up and slams him down with a snap suplex. He pulls Wrestley up and transitions into a Double Underhook backbreaker, covering with his elbow in Wrestley’s throat, but Wrestley shoves him off at two.
Pierce throws Wrestley into the corner and follows it up with a dropkick that causes Wrestley to collapse in the corner. Pierce yanks him up by his mask and acts like he’s going to pull it off, but suplexes Wrestley into center ring, then turns and leaps up onto the turnbuckle. He crashes down onto Wrestley with The Piercing Blow and goes for a pin, but Wrestley kicks out after two. Pierce slaps Wrestley in the head, before making a show to the crowd of his status as the Alpha Travis. Pierce heads back to the turnbuckle and leaps for a second Piercing Blow, but it doesn’t connect!
Wrestley rolls out of the way at the last second and as soon as Pierce slams into the mat, he kips up, runs back off of the ropes and plants Pierce with a headscissors driver. He pops up, bounces off of the ropes and slams into Pierce with a dropkick that catches him square in the face, then lands a standing moonsault across his back. He rolls off, kips up and lands a standing senton, which he rolls through and leaps back to his feet to a loud cheer. He plays to the crowd for a few moments, then turns as Pierce begins to crawl to his feet. El Flippy Loco springs into action, bounces off of the ropes behind. He flips over Pierce, twists in mid air, grabs Pierce by the top of his head and lands in a seated jawbreaker. Pierce springs back up clutching at his jaw as he staggers backwards.
Wrestley runs up the turnbuckle, faces the crowd and leaps as soon as Pierce turns towards him. He flattens Pierce with a moonsault and goes for a quick pin, but Pierce kicks out after two. Wrestley starts to bring PIerce back to his feet, but Pierce pivots and lifts Wrestley into a fireman’s carry position. Pierce looking for Signing Off, but Wrestley floats off and lands behind him, before connecting with a dropkick to the back that sends Pierce tumbling forward into the corner! Pierce stumbles backwards and lands on the mat, and Wrestley leaps onto the turnbuckle. Wrestley leaps for Round and Round, but Pierce springs off the mat and connects with The Truth Hurts! A stunning counters, and Pierce covers and gets the three!
Winner: Travis Pierce
Time: 7:13
Pierce continues the assault after the match, until the referee forces him off. Pierce stands over Wrestley McWrestleface and promises to prove he is the Alpha Travis at Alchemy.
Zane Scott immediately charges at Trent Steel, aiming for a Judo throw, but Trent counters with a drop toe hold, sending Zane crashing to the mat. Seizing the opportunity, Trent Steel quickly transitions into a Boston crab, applying pressure on Zane's lower back.
Vain, observing from the sidelines, sees his chance and rushes in, delivering a swinging neckbreaker to Trent Steel, breaking the hold. With Trent momentarily stunned, Vain turns his attention to Zane. He starts by hitting knee drops to Zane's chest, trying to keep him grounded.
But Scott fights back, powering out from under Vain and delivering a devastating spinebuster. Zane capitalizes on his momentum, lifting Vain into the air for an overhead release suplex. As Vain crashes to the canvas, Steel catches Zane off guard with a sudden powerbomb.
With Zane down, Trent locks in a dragon sleeper, wrenching back on Zane's neck. Just when it seems like Zane might submit, he manages to shove them both into a corner, breaking free from Trent's grip. Zane grabs hold of Trent and executes an inverted gutwrench suplex. With both his opponents down, Zane chooses to follow up with Steel. He scoops him up and begins to apply the Jaws of Strife! Before he can fully execute the maneuver, however, Vain springs to his feet and hits Scott with The Curtain Call and covers for a two count!
Steel back on his feet, surprises Vain with a low dropkick that tumbles him off of Scott, leaving the Cross Hemisphere champion open for another pinning attempt, but he also only gets a two count. Steel and Scott tussle on the mat until Steel gets to his feet and yanks Zane up. He whips Scott toward the ropes, setting up to hit a flying knee to the face, but Vain reaches in from outside to trip up Zane.
As Scott hits the mat, Steel’s flying knee misses, and he goes down hard. The UGWC Champ climbs back into the ring, and makes for Steel. Zane is stirring though! Vain sets Steel up and hits the Fameasser, then sets up for the Cherry Popper! Trent evades, whirling around to grab Vain and heft him up, delivering The Eradication! But Zane is right behind him and hits In Cold Blood on Steel!
That gives Zane the opening to cover and take the three count and the victory!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 11:37
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Matt Knox
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Donovan Hastings
Cooperative Champions: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense: Alchemy vs Dark Destroyer and Err Bear
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
Next Defense:Alchemy vs Ezra Wolf
Conquest Champion: Larry Tact
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Lucy Wylde
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 17
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Commentary welcomes us with their usual childish bickering.
Singles Match Match:Ezra Wolf vs Gideon Thornfield
Sam Green calls for the bell and Thornfield immediately shoots for Wolf’s legs with an attempted takedown. Ezra easily sidesteps it and Gideon pops back up and goes right for the tie up. They shove back and forth for a few minutes before Gideon stomps on Ezra’s foot and takes him over with a hop toss. He sets in a wrist lock, then violently yanks Ezra’s arm down. He repeats this a few times, then punctuates it by stomping on Ezra’s hand. When Ezra pops up, Thornfield takes him down with a clothesline, then sinches in a rear chin lock. He throws Ezra into the ropes, but Ezra leapfrogs him on the way back and hits him with a counter spear.
Ezra leaps up and goes for the ropes. Gideon distracts Sam Green so that Neville can trip Ezra, sending him back to the canvas. Neville pulls Ezra out and throws him into the barrier, then bounces him off the announcers table before backing off. Gideon slides out of the ring and throws Ezra into the ring steps and rolls Ezra back in as Green warns him.
He slides back in and hits Ezra with a rolling neck snap, then turns him over and goes for the pin, but Ezra kicks out at two. Gideon complains about the count but Sam points at Ezra. Gideon glares at Sam, then pulls Ezra up and whips him at the ropes, but Ezra stops himself by grabbing the top rope. Gideon charges at him while Neville grabs Ezra’s leg, but Ezra drops his shoulder and drops Gideon over the top rope. He crashes into Neville, sending both to the floor. Ezra slides out and slings Neville over the railing into the crowd, then wheels and blasts Gideon with “Kickin It Old School” and the “Silver Bullet,” sending him into and over the announcers table. Ezra pulls him up and drops him into the announcers table back first, then rolls him back into the ring and slides in after him, just before the ten count. He throws Gideon into the corner and barrages him with palm strikes, then suplexes him and blasts him with a single leg dropkick. He pulls Gideon up and gets surprised with the “Mindbreaker.” He goes for the pin, but Ezra gets his foot on the ropes.
Gideon drags Ezra to the center of the ring and goes for another cover, but Ezra pulls him into cradle for a two count. Both try to rush to their feet, but Ezra is a hair faster and connects with the “Knee Jerk Reaction.” Ezra goes to the turnbuckle and connects with “Gravity Falls,” and covers for the three!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:39
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Larry Tact vs Lucy Wylde
The bell rings and Wylde and Tact lock up, but out of the crowd comes a figure...TRENT STEEL!! He slides into the ring and rushes up behind Tact...LOW BLOW!!!
Winner: Larry Tact via Disqualification
Time: 0:19
Wylde see's this coming and rolls out of the ring. Steel stares down at Wylde for a moment and then turns his head away and punt kicks Larry Tact in the side of the head. Trent chases the referee out of the ring and he pulls a lead pipe from one of the turnbuckles! Tact is slow to get up after the punt, and when he does Trent brings the heavy lead pipe down. Tact catches it with his hands and HE LOW BLOWS TRENT! Steel crumples to the mat and without hesitation Larry brings the pipe down on the ribs of Steel. Trent instinctively rolls out of the ring to the floor as Larry thrusts the pipe up for the Coalition to cheer, even as he's still hobbled by the preemptive assault Trent dealt him.
Tact goes out of the ring as referees and security rush down to check on Trent. What they don't realize is Larry wasn't leaving. He comes back around to where Trent is leaning on the barricade favoring his side. Tact produces brass knuckles and says, "Remember these?" as security steps in front of both heated enemies.
Larry and Trent take one look across the bow at each other, and then proceed to begin laying out security and referees! Larry has the added force of brass knux while Trent is claiming dick kick city for his own. The result is a slew of chaos that will surely bring expensive fines for both.
Tact approaches Steel, who suddenly pulls a baton off one of the security officers. As they're about to clash, Phrixus Deimos appears on the Globotron screen.
Deimos: Take another step, or strike each other again tonight, and your match at Alchemy will be considered postponed. You may both depart the arena, and expect your fines to be issued, post-haste.
More security comes through the stands to separate and escort both Steel and Tact, who continue slinging barbs at one another before being sent to different exits.
~Commercial Break~
Cross Hemisphere Division Match: Travis Pierce vs Wrestley McWrestleface
We see replays of Pierce attacking Wrestley last week, along with footage of Pierce calling out Travis Roberts on The Piercing Truth.
The bell rings and Pierce immediately flattens Wrestley with a stiff boot to the face. He stays on The Slenderweight Sensation, pulls him up and slams him down with a snap suplex. He pulls Wrestley up and transitions into a Double Underhook backbreaker, covering with his elbow in Wrestley’s throat, but Wrestley shoves him off at two.
Pierce throws Wrestley into the corner and follows it up with a dropkick that causes Wrestley to collapse in the corner. Pierce yanks him up by his mask and acts like he’s going to pull it off, but suplexes Wrestley into center ring, then turns and leaps up onto the turnbuckle. He crashes down onto Wrestley with The Piercing Blow and goes for a pin, but Wrestley kicks out after two. Pierce slaps Wrestley in the head, before making a show to the crowd of his status as the Alpha Travis. Pierce heads back to the turnbuckle and leaps for a second Piercing Blow, but it doesn’t connect!
Wrestley rolls out of the way at the last second and as soon as Pierce slams into the mat, he kips up, runs back off of the ropes and plants Pierce with a headscissors driver. He pops up, bounces off of the ropes and slams into Pierce with a dropkick that catches him square in the face, then lands a standing moonsault across his back. He rolls off, kips up and lands a standing senton, which he rolls through and leaps back to his feet to a loud cheer. He plays to the crowd for a few moments, then turns as Pierce begins to crawl to his feet. El Flippy Loco springs into action, bounces off of the ropes behind. He flips over Pierce, twists in mid air, grabs Pierce by the top of his head and lands in a seated jawbreaker. Pierce springs back up clutching at his jaw as he staggers backwards.
Wrestley runs up the turnbuckle, faces the crowd and leaps as soon as Pierce turns towards him. He flattens Pierce with a moonsault and goes for a quick pin, but Pierce kicks out after two. Wrestley starts to bring PIerce back to his feet, but Pierce pivots and lifts Wrestley into a fireman’s carry position. Pierce looking for Signing Off, but Wrestley floats off and lands behind him, before connecting with a dropkick to the back that sends Pierce tumbling forward into the corner! Pierce stumbles backwards and lands on the mat, and Wrestley leaps onto the turnbuckle. Wrestley leaps for Round and Round, but Pierce springs off the mat and connects with The Truth Hurts! A stunning counters, and Pierce covers and gets the three!
Winner: Travis Pierce
Time: 7:13
Pierce continues the assault after the match, until the referee forces him off. Pierce stands over Wrestley McWrestleface and promises to prove he is the Alpha Travis at Alchemy.
~Commercial Break~
Triple Threat Match: Alan Wallace vs Trent Steel vs Zane Scott
Zane Scott immediately charges at Trent Steel, aiming for a Judo throw, but Trent counters with a drop toe hold, sending Zane crashing to the mat. Seizing the opportunity, Trent Steel quickly transitions into a Boston crab, applying pressure on Zane's lower back.
Vain, observing from the sidelines, sees his chance and rushes in, delivering a swinging neckbreaker to Trent Steel, breaking the hold. With Trent momentarily stunned, Vain turns his attention to Zane. He starts by hitting knee drops to Zane's chest, trying to keep him grounded.
But Scott fights back, powering out from under Vain and delivering a devastating spinebuster. Zane capitalizes on his momentum, lifting Vain into the air for an overhead release suplex. As Vain crashes to the canvas, Steel catches Zane off guard with a sudden powerbomb.
With Zane down, Trent locks in a dragon sleeper, wrenching back on Zane's neck. Just when it seems like Zane might submit, he manages to shove them both into a corner, breaking free from Trent's grip. Zane grabs hold of Trent and executes an inverted gutwrench suplex. With both his opponents down, Zane chooses to follow up with Steel. He scoops him up and begins to apply the Jaws of Strife! Before he can fully execute the maneuver, however, Vain springs to his feet and hits Scott with The Curtain Call and covers for a two count!
Steel back on his feet, surprises Vain with a low dropkick that tumbles him off of Scott, leaving the Cross Hemisphere champion open for another pinning attempt, but he also only gets a two count. Steel and Scott tussle on the mat until Steel gets to his feet and yanks Zane up. He whips Scott toward the ropes, setting up to hit a flying knee to the face, but Vain reaches in from outside to trip up Zane.
As Scott hits the mat, Steel’s flying knee misses, and he goes down hard. The UGWC Champ climbs back into the ring, and makes for Steel. Zane is stirring though! Vain sets Steel up and hits the Fameasser, then sets up for the Cherry Popper! Trent evades, whirling around to grab Vain and heft him up, delivering The Eradication! But Zane is right behind him and hits In Cold Blood on Steel!
That gives Zane the opening to cover and take the three count and the victory!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 11:37
End Show